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Lemonder. When twelve year old Jewel stumbles into a time machine, an unexpected journey begins Turns out, our planet looks different in the year twenty one hundred Cyclones, poison tides, and LGOs for breakfast But how do we get here Can we turn back the clock That's up to you Plate safe or risk it all as a member of the Midnight Rebellion available wherever you listen . I'm awake.'make. Were you nappy? No?it. G back to sleep. F Oh my goreed up! You fell as sleep bel. I it. I was right on. Oh my gosh Freed I was having a nightmare. Wh awake. Can I confess something? What? Yeah. I was falling asleep during that. Wow. And I think my timing was off. Can I say something? Yeah, say. I wish you would. sayay less Say last quueen U I am tired of. you just turned up, Paul. I don't care. You're number two. Hey. We're having headphone confusion here. I went to bed headphone confusion. Two nights ago I went to bed at nine o'clock and it was incredible. Oh my God, I went to bed at eight recently. Oh my God, Wow. And then last night I pushed it and I went b at ten o'clock. Okay. But I had a headache M, That's why you didn't have sex with Mike. Yeah, just that time. He' there in bed with his arms crossed And then I woke up with a bottle of I woke up with the headache. You know when you when you think you're going to go to sleep and make the headache go away, but you wake up and you still have the headache, I feel like I didn't sleep all night and And I'm really tired. likeike my eyes feel like big. Balls that Dooky like balls of Dkey.an not to be a bitch, but they look like that too. They look like great balls of Dooky. And they look like it. Now, I very rarely get headaches. Wow, that must be nice. It's your constantly. Ohthough I can't get out of it I don't want to lie to my wife. Yeah., Of course not. Yeah We're wife guys, you and We're wife guys. Yeah of all wives. I love all wives. All wives matter If I'm Paul. I'm Scott. I'm Lauren. This is Threedom. This is a podcast where do we ever explain the podcast Oh, I don't think we ever did. Oh my God, we've gotten this far without saying what it is. I I don't think we ever have and I think it's probably we should explain it. Yeah, okay, whereere do we start? Do we start with the Milky Way Galaxy? Yes. This is a podcast about the Milky Way Galaxy. We discuss current events that happen in that galaxy and our unique take on each event That's what we do every week. So say let me give a hypothetical. Say a world event happens. Yes That's a hypothetical, right? Yeah. ye. So then we it's very possible a world event could happen. So yeah. and this is it doesn't have to be happening concurrently everywhere in the world. It just has to happen somewhere in the world And the rest of the world hears about it. Yes, For instance, if there's a big rainstorm It doesn't have to be happening over the entire world for us to talk about it. Do you think that's ever happened where everywhere in the world it's been raining at the same time? Yeah, probably four times. Yeah, probably. That's cool It is. but we didn't have a show then, so we didn't talk about it. That's right. But so say there's a big rainstorm everywhere and a couple of people get wet. Yeah. That's an example of a world event. That's current And it's happening in the world. Also if there's a big asteroid that's out there. Yeah, quite right. A special team gets hired to go up there try destroy Well, okay, this is to okay We will not talk about special teams associated with asteroids. We willll talk about the asteroid and its behavior We will talk about special teams when it comes to football. Absolute. very special teams. The kickers, the punters. Yes. I want to talk about the bears Let's be talk about the bears I just love how they're doing it. I think they're using the space that they have really well. Yeah. They're they're taking They're using the whole space, which I love about them. They're, you know, a lot of teams when you see They don't go back all the way to the one They start the show with some beautiful tableauus on both sides. Yes. I love that. I love that. You'll look down at the field and be like, that is gorgeous. Yes. I love looking at the football field say, when is this show going start? Because I can't wait. Y. ye. And I've had my ticket in my fist for the last five months waiting for this moment. And then it's not readable by the scanner when you get there And suddenly you're back home Watch it on the TV. Just like everybody else. Yeah over the world. Yes. Has everybody all over the world watched a football game at the same time Yes, four times. Yeah. there was Super Bowl three. wasn't the same day that storm, wasn' it Well it could have kept everyone inside. Yeah exxcept the players. Yeah. It was Super Bowl three. It was a preseason game for the Rams. I remember. Every single person in the world watched it And then there was like, why are we watching preseason games? I don't know, everyveryone just tuned in that. was that like a trailer? I think it was a coincidence. Is it a trailer? Yeah It's a trailer for a game essentially. Yeah, like this kind of thing is gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah. preseason games should There's to be no cameras allowed. Yeah And no attendance. It should be illegal to film becausecause it's you're right. it's none of our business. I'm trying to work out the kinks. I think they should play in their street clothes. Sure Jeans. Jackies, jeans no shirt Who's gonna be shirts? Wh's gonna be There' no shirt, khakis and button downs Those are the types. call the shirts and skins thing when we were kids. Even into adults, I played some adult football games, I it was like okay, shirts and skins is like what? No Yeah. That was not a thing I read to contend with. Really? Yeah Yeah ye yeah. Yeah. I did. It should be. I think it was a thing that happened when I was growing up, but it wasn't like a big I mean, I'm a girl, so I guess I didn't really have to fig. No, you never had to deal with it. Boyress feel like girl Da da Skins and pants. That's something. That It absolutely is. Can I ask you a question?al question. Yeah, please. What's going on with that silver box and why haven't you moved it in multiple weeks on top of your desk? I'm just wondering, 'cause it feels like you've left it exactly askew exactly how it is. C first could you stop coming? It's a pile of shit It's not on a pile of shit for the listeners. I have been dealing with thisom Why do you come in here and Wh why go in here? Whatcott, can I tell you why? Wh She's interested in you. She is not interested, French She's trying to she's using my personal space for content purposes. And I don't appreciate it. I'm you're doing this clicks. I'm just curious if what's in the box. What's in the box? We've already been down this but time it was a jaws figurine I told you it's in there. It's a bunch of items that you're selling. No, this is a bunch of items that I've gotten as Christmas gifts. They're all like Theyre like things you wantan to get rid of. They're all like doo dads, you know what I mean? D dad G Ggs Kicknacks go Things have to things have to leave this room before I can get to that call. Okay. You have a lot. G E W G A W S. G E W I've never heard this. You never heard it. Yeah No, Wh' that Pil? Is that like Joe? are you're not like John it's not like Jon Jan What the way you're saying it? How a little silly accent lesson because I I had a conversation with someone who has a Philly accent other day and I was o reallyally wanting to remember it when I left and I couldn't do it Right That's yeah. canan you say tone Tone Tone I don't like your tune I don't like your tune. I don't like your tune. There's almost like a crossover with with Surfer on that. Yeah I don't like you're tune I don't like your ton. I dont like your. I don't like your tone. I don't like your to. I don't like your toone, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. He Bill and Ted's excellent adventure? I don't like your toone. I dont like your tone And as we know, our friend just moved Philadelphia Bill And as we know, our friend Bill Ted' excluded veterure. do you think' was good to Philadelphia. Do You you think Kevin iss gonna have an accent, Sevin? Oh our old chef, excuse me He moved to Pittsburgh Sorry' not same place But you understand where the confusion. Is the accent different? I suppose I I start with the It everything else about a Is similar? There's Hs in there. Do they? The accents are somewhat similar. They're famously shown in the Pensylvania sketches on the Kroll showh. amazing. Yes Yes yes yes. amazing. So like n nurse Dana. Well, yes, I'm always obsessed with Dana's accent. Yes. I'm trying to do it, but I find that it's baby Jane Doey Baby Jane Doe Maybe Jane D. take a formula. Taking formula real well B a giant dog. I love her. I love her. She, I really love that character because she It abbsolutely reminds me of people that I knew growing up. That's cool. Yeah. That's the one thing about that you like about TV or movies. If someone's in there who reminds you of someone growing up, then someone like watch a moie. Star Wars the. So yeah, shes from There are a lot of people in Af is Pittsburgh. Yes. And so she's from Pittsburgh. Yeah, she's from Pittsburgh. and she's got a Yinzer accent Yinzer. What's the difference between Yinzer and Philly That's a good question because Be good it sounded very milly right there. So it did not. Yeah did. You're say, that's a good question. That's a good question That's a good question. I don't like your tune. What are the vowel the differe? What are you doing with your mouth?? It's part of my work. I don't like your tune. You're doing Harry's Whittless t. I don't like your tune. Te. Tune. It feels like I have to do that. I don't like your tune. I don't like your tin. You know what? I don't like your tone. You t. I don't like your tune. I don't like your tune. I' likean Tone Stoping of the s.one, Tone, Tone, Tone, Tone, you go opposite me. Tone. Tone I don't like your tone. I don't like your tone No Stop, let me do it I don't like your tune No. Do it again. T T I like your tune. Tune Tun I don' like your tone. You're saying t T it's like Dutch. I don't like your tone. T. T don't like your tone. There you go that was. The mouth can open more I see. Yeah. You don't have to do anything with said. Let's see I think that sometimes, you know What you're criticizing might be my process Yes. process of saying the same thing the exact same way multipleing and never getting closer close. Pitch your voice higher. Pitch your voice higher. No, don't I don your toe. I don't like your toes. I don't like your toe. Use use one, two, three. One one, two, three One, two, three, O two three Is that Philly? Yeah. That's what sound like. So what is the difference? like a hoogie. What's the difference between Y and her and Philly U I honestly off the top of my head could not tell you because they are very close. I would say that the Philly and Baltimore accents are also very close, but the Baltimore accent has more southern flourishes. Okay But they are very close. Difference between Yenszer and Philly accents. I'm looking up And this is the AI overview. Pburgh Pittsburghers use yins, you all and say Dont Ton downtown, while Philadelphians use yous, you guys and say Wooder. Oh Oh, what a big difference. W AI. Would have been helpful to use the same phrase both W. Water. Water. W. W. W. Yeah. That one still comes out sometimes With you. Yeah. mayay have some water May I have some water? Hello my darling Might I have some water? I missed on pot. Might I have some w? I love you so much. Let's have some water I love you so much. Let's have some water. What a great line of dialogue this is. I've enjoyed fucking you greatly. Let's have some water A, M G a good shot. We're having a great time. G' silly with it, not,,. I got a message recently from the jury Duty people The T show or the community Government R What is he developing, Ron Ronald whatever is? Ronald What was his daught' development deal? Yeah, he got that development deal. And then after jury duty, he got a development. I Rube.. Oh that guy. I want his great projects. Yeah. I hope it's I want that he have a stay in Jur It. It's a spy who doesn't know that he's a spy Actually, that is a pretty common movie prise The man who knew too littleittle. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah. But this guy is actually a spy And and doesn't know his And and doesn't know it. Yeah. Everyone around him is a spy and he goes to shows up. He doesn't realize he's been but everyone else is a f. He's gone through an academy and he's a real spy Y. This is like aging Cody Banks in a way Is it really? No, not really. But you heard from jury duty, what does that mean Okay, I got a jury duty summons, I forgot about it. Oh it went into a pile of papers on my desk. Yeah, that's a danger with that kind of thing. Then I get the scary notice, a little postcard that says,, you fucked up! you don't fuck you motherfucker! You fuck with us? We fuck with you! I will not be ignored Dam And they say now you now you better do it right now or we're going arrest you or something. Yeah may tell you a fine So I had to so now of course, it's like. Any the way, Paul there are some who say And I'm not amongst them because I as I said on the show, I want to do Saddam Saddam Hussein U that there are Saddam Hussein S some say that They can never prove that you got any of these. so Well, that'sr them you throw them in. And they know that too. Yes. They know that they're preying upon your own sense of duty and. Well, they're also preying on your fear of rephabit should pay a bunch of money. Yeah. a by the way, how much money could it possibly be to It's six hundred thousand dollars. That's li. I do it. I forget how much it was. But was it was a substantial fine I think any amount is annoying I'm gonna to look at ten dollars. That's fine callall it fair ten dollars is fine. That's what they say about parking tickets is like if you could pay What is it like, how much are parking tickets? sixty four dollars.ty It's crazy ye Yeah. sixty four dollars a year to park wherever you wanted because that's how often you would get a ticket like once a year. Then you would pay it, right? But But but paying for a meter adds up to probably more than that in a year. But hold on a second.'re' You get a ticket once a year if you park wherever you want.ay sayay you even get three or wh. If you routinely flagrantly violate the parking law. Yes. You're saying the law of averages is you get a ticket once a year. Maybe. I mean, how often how often do you go home? But there's people that have that owe so much money in parking tickets. Yes, because Those people like have a certain place that they park all the time.. What he's talking about? What am I talking about? You know. So have a lot of parking tickets, you think every day park in a toe zone? I think every they have same place. I think they park next to their work or their home in a certain place that they are more prone to getting multiple tickets because But this is your theory That's my the I don't know. what am I a fucking scientist? about parking? Definitely not. defeinitely not. Hey, first't you be unreasonable and then act like I'm being unreasonable try to trying to calm me down. I have quest. Reasonable reasonable. By by the way, the fine is fifteen hundred dollars. That's a lot I remember there being a three in there. Like it was three grand. fifteen hundreds a lot. fifteen hundreds a lot I't want to pay that. just I also don't want to go to a jury juduty, but I feel like it's responsibility. Go. My just did it. So I He actually got chosen. I know. your dream. We talked about my dream. I want to get a juicy murder trial. So I had to postpone it and then of course I have all this stuff coming up. Yeah. And the earliest the latest I could postpone it that I was here is next month and it's like one of those I gott to pray that I don't get chosen. Yeah. you gotta pray It one Yeah, as Hammer said, right. He homeome boy, we pray.ay! We got to pray. just' doing did to I wonder if he's out there hurting people Oh I' telling him not to. I don't think he can afford the people around him to leaving with He was in those bankruptcy commercials. Oh I was in sayaying, donon't get in it If you become bankrupt, takeake it from me. When did that happen? If you become bankrupt, do a commercial like I'm doing Yeah. We had the bit. Was it tellell somebody about Like Hammer got successful and then he immediately went back from he had people from that he knew in kindergarten on his payroll. So my God. I mean, I really watching the documentary about him and him talking about the house he bought right when he got famous. It was a glass house on the top of the hill in Oakland so everyone could look up to him and be inspired. It was just like Vack comea, dude. Oh That's why when I started making money, I lived in a blimp Y. I remember used to drive by Michael Jordan's house or what we thought it was in the suburbs of Illinois. And that was always very exciting. Kind of being like, was there like a basketball the gar Huge mansion. Someday, man. Someday I'm gonna live in Somberg. or I don't know. Have you haveave you looked up how much that house costs? L haveave you No, because it's less than you think. Well, I just I'm not sure what neighborhood it was. I remember there was a house fancy fancy area. A house that was like a couple blocks from our house that we always called the mansion. Because it was like it looked really big was biger Hland Park, Illinois. And he had a big twenty three on the gate whichich I see in the picture here, but it sounds like dont remember seeing that. But it's sold in twenty twenty four for nine point five million after being on the market for over twelve years What the hell? What the you know? It's a long time to have your house on the market H, Maybe people were afraid of a baseball curse It features nine bedrooms, fifteen plus bathrooms. You know, sometimes I think too many bathrooms. bedrooms. Honestly, bathrooms, I think it's great to have a ton bedrooms you can different things. they're not all gonna have a bed. I would love to have like a four bedroom, ten bathroom house. He had a cigar room fourteen car garage. b room Fking m The home includes a regulation sizeed basketball court. Well I should hope so. The mansion includes a full size gymnasium, fitness center, a circular infinity pool Wow, interestnteresting. A putting green and a tennis court. Is that a lazy river? Circular in. Could you imagine if you had that at your house? A lazy river. way, this is crazy. Initialally itistsed in twenty twelve for twenty nine million. It was reduced to fourteen point eight million do A nod to his jersey number twenty three. How is that a nod to that It was reduced to fourteen million do. How is that a nod to his jersey number twenty three? Maybe maybe it's a light. It's also a number something that's like it was reduced to fourteen million twenty three hundred. fourteen point eight five five millionars a nod. I think AI just doesn't know. Yeah, exactly. In twenty fifteen before finally selling in twenty twenty four to an undisclosed buyer for nine point five million Ooh's that's a You really took a bath on that. That's a major deal. 'use the amount of things you have on that, like that property that's insane I'm looking up the mansion. And it was listed for thirty million. I'm looking up at the mansion to see how much a hill and possibly go for now Go for m manion Go for mansion. Hello. Well both Sott Lorren run their f. Yeah, but I'm looking at his home and it's beautiful. I know I'm just here like a fucking asshole. I'm looking up the mansion to see how much it could possibly go for these days. and it's to be honest, not that much Not that much. And it was and it's not that much different than my house that I just looked at the price of and now and You know You know what I mean? They would look up your old house that you grew up in That's to make you seem less wealthy. Is what you're? That's this line of reasoning. No, I'm just like Mich Jeordgean's mansion is not the same person. No, No, I'm just saying that like we used to look up to that house all the time and I just looked at compare Oh the mansion from your neighborhood. Yes, yes, yes. I'm so sorry. In order to compare it to how much my house was and it's their There was so many. We were talking about so many mansions. Wow. I wonder how much my parents paid for their house, probablyrobably like a thousand dollars My dad used to tell me about this. He said he paid twenty thousand twenty thousand dollars. It' so upsetting. And this was in nineteen seventy. And what even is that? That's still gotta be a reasonable number used to pay you to have a candy bar. Yeah. Okay, twenty thousand dollars in nineteen seventy eight would have been one hundred billion dollars today It's the equivalent of a hundred I like that laugh. I' think. It's the equivalent of a hundred thousand now. Wow And meanwhile, meanwhile it is going the house of what it's worth right now is worth twelve times that So it's worth it's one point two million. Yeah But which is not what my parents got for. They paid twenty thousand dollars. They paid twenty thousand dollars and my dad used to tell me about like and then It shot up to one hundred grand within the first couple of years. and then it sat there for over a decade, he said. It's just terrible how it is. the value of things. This is something that happens in my neighborhood and it really bothers me. Okay. I would say once a month, once every three months Probably something more like that. once every three months. Okay I'll come out to my car Sure, you have room room you want to drive around. Yeah. Yeah. What mean Gary Paul Yeah, that is me. Yeah to a te. I'm like Jay Leno but with one car. Also I have a bunch of injuries from falling out of hill. And you never wear jeans. And I never wear jeans that you know of. True. And I will find tucked into the window of my car A little business card that says, we buy junk cars. Yes. Now look Look, I know I haven't washed my car in a while. Sure. I know. My car's not a junk car. Yeah You hope that they're putting that into every single car on the street just like In case you know someone who has a junk. Yeah. But it seems personal, doesn't it? Yeah It should say like Michael Jordan you We're just letting you know that we buy junk cars. Yes. much like Michael Jordan, you took that person And I took that personally. Yeah And I think they should say something on the card that's like, obviously this we're not talking about you. Yeah. justust you know it, Do you have any friends? giveive you some Do you have any ass Plausible deniability about the state of your car. We buy junk cars. Now, your car is not junk and we would buy it But we probably can't afford it Yes. We buy junk cars. I wish we could buy yours. It's so nice. Wed also buy good cars. JK. Or like those places that are like we buy shhady houses, Like you'll see like flyers Yeah where it's like, we buy You're dump You're probably thinking, I'm still stuck here forever. N. We buy shit holes like your home place where you lay your head at night, We buy that Because it's trash. We buy that. We have to take a break. Yeah. Okay Picture this It's like eleven thirty at night. You're fully not supposed to be shopping and suddenly You find the exact thing you've been looking for. You add it to your cart. You're emotionally ready to buy it. And then the website is like, please remember a password you made in twenty seventeen. Absolutely not then sometimes You see that magical purple shop pay button and suddenly everything becomes incredibly easy. 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I really loved that movie when it came I did too. you know what? I rewatched it I feel last year, the year before and it's still great feel good? Yeah. ye It's a good one. makes you think about things. Oh, I have the It puts your brain on. Yeah, I fell asleep. Oh. Good. good. And was nice Yeah. My brain on ice. Do you think if you fall asleep during a movie Would the dre in real life? Yeah. no. W the dream plot because sometimes it like goes right into it Yes, yes, yes. Like you start to imagine the plot in the dream. Would the dream plot be better than the real movie sometimes My brain is a really My brain's a really good writer when I'm asleep. I've had some dreams that are straight up Fascinating. Me too. I love them. I don't wantanna hear about them, but I believe. They're not worth telling out loud, but the stories I'm telling in there are incredible. And you have like a cinematic dream, It's so exciting. Yeah. W screen. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Widescreen iMac. You could see the people watching. Yeah. You could see the people watching. You can see the people watching. They're shoving that popcorn, their fat faces. Yep Yeah That would be so fun to be in a movie and then look out at everybody and be like You fuck I'm kind of. I put that in every movie.. And at least like a disgusted look on somebody's face and they looking at someone in row E or whatever. I'm back to going to the movies regularly, I would say. jealous. Fun. It's been really fun I just saw a movie last week. I had a blast I met Arden at the mall and we went to Sephoria that we saw. We just met time I hear and then we went to the movies I think of Jonathan the Pussycat dolls leader's brother who had that makeakeup line, any other reality TV shows Blow out. Blow out. I think about him calling and it's all it was a reality show that only lasted one season. It was all about him giving blowouts. And that was about more than one season Oh wasas it more than one? Anyway? I remember I watched the first season and I think the second season like hardly any of the people came back.ight. I think he was barely. Show me a picture this man. But he he had a he he was did he have a line of the f No he was getting his a line of makeup going I remember he calls up his huge plot in the show. He called up his mom and said, Wh They just accepted us. It's Sephhora. So any timee I hear Sephora, I think Oh my Lord. Wh So who's the pussycats all this lady Nicole Skir No, not her Wh Wh created them Simon Howell Robin Anton. Jonathan Anton is his name. Anton, that's right Yeah. Here he is. Whenever whenever hear love this, whenver hear I vagly remember Cain Dck And and Sataki.es They were the American Iiddol host. I love that. Y they were, which is well American Idol sorry, the pop Idol hosts, which is why when American Idol came here, they wanted a duo, and which is why I made the top ten. Mie is so fucking funny that it's like they can't justust allow it to be different. Yeah. Yeah like well so this has two two. Yeah. They have two people do No I mean, wasn't there a video recently where it was Nicole Skerzinger on Iidol as a Judge when Harry Styles was auditioning, she was the one who started putting together as a boy band. I don't I don't they were giv her credit where it's Du. All I remember like she was with Simon, but she's going like, No, it should be this guy and And then these are they'd be so cute. They be a little boy band. Oh, this be so cute together. And she's like putting all her pictures together And they can't believe you. I was to under I believe you I believe me that I saw that. I believe women. That's just believe everything I say. From take that to onenderirection, Boy bands are where it's at. That's a great accent. I love that. I love those Northern accents. I love that. Yeah yeah Those places in England where they still say Thee and thou. D' crazy. We love it. Yeah. It still survivive somepl. We're coming out there very soon, B That's very true. Yeah L looking forward to A we in the North ever? The North. We never go to the north. We never go to the north. You gott to come down south to see us, but hey We want to entertain Geordi's. You know what? I always like when I go to other countries and I get the candy bars and stuff. And then I always feel disappointed when I find that I can access in LA Yeah. likeike o, there's a store that house a lot of stuff. I'm like, I don't want that, I don't want it from here. I don't want it I want it when I go someplace and it's special to me. There was place There was some snack, it's like some cornut snack and I forget it's got a really dumb name. And I thought it was local to wherever I got it And then it's just like they have the supermarket here. There's a bummer. There's a bummer. Yeahah. I remember going to like McConnell's ice cream and like finding a shop They sell it just right down street. Yeah There's a million McConned's. Oh yeah, that's at the store. You think things are special in they' n. Nothing is special ever thats The moral of this podcast It's like Jesus Christ the Savior of the world. Yeah. There were four of them. That's the thing. It was got this sort of like Spider Man thing where were each other. There were actually seven there was one on every continent. Hey, if you can Alantis, that's true The Lost continentnt. Man, do you think they'll ever find Atlantis? and if they do, will there be like a different Bible for fish people So one hundred percent. Yeah. You think they O of course just do whatever we do. Yeah. I think there will be different they have their own stuff going on. There will be different laws in there fish versions of it. Yeah, yeah. Do you think it'll be just like ours, but just fish b.'s ish I can't live to spell this out for you guys It'll be exactly like our society all over the world except fish. It'll be exactly like our society all over the world. So that's one thing in your mind. Yeah. Everywhere is the same. Above ground? Yes. You think everything is I mean, there's little differences here Little differences here and there But other than that, above ground, everything is exactly. Below the sea, it'll be fish people versions. O below deck, do they have different rules? Yes, onnce they go below deck? Yeah, ye. Yeah, because that's under the water And they have to code switch when they go from below deck to upper deck. Yeah the upper decker. Yeah and they do an upper decker. It would be very funny if every episode. Below deck, they they just like have like more uncultured accents down thereow deck. They they just start like pirates. They shit off the side of the boat Yeah. and then on the upper deck they do upper deckers. Take your art out of pth hole U Janie and I watched watch What H happppens liive because our friend was the guest bartender. Okay, who's Cynthia D Priisweeney, the author. Right. And it was very exciting to see her on TV. She's not like a performer person. so it was But it's and did she get to say like two or three things or Two or three things. Yeah. And then the rest of the time He was talking about Below decks with Michelle Collins and some below deck person. If you don't watch one of those shows, your're hon, you could not care. It is the most boring Half hour television you. Yeah. But thank God you watch them all and so it's's exhilarating. Well, we only watch The bartender doesn't get to speak They say Well they like chat with them briefly. Yeah. And then for the rest, but they don't check back with them often ever. It's a tough gig, I think sometimes because you want it you go, oh, I think they're promoting something but And you also have to make drinks for not only the people on stage, but the crew and the people watching the show. it makes a t Yeah When drink fifty drinks and they have to be hot They have to be a hot drinks. Yeah it's nothing When I saycohol. When I say people watching the show, I'm talking about the people in The viewers. Yeah.. No we turn on the show, there's a knock on the door. Yep What too be fair, you would invited people come and knock on our door We' Well, we invited them to take a step that is new. Yeah. And step that is So the guy was there and he's like he's passing this hug this piping hot drink from hand to hand, like please take it, please take it, please take it. Yeah. There was no handle for the mug. No. Yeah. It was a mug It was a handleless mug. It's a tough gig out there. A handleless mug Otherwise Hleess Messiah. Otherwise don a c H Nice We're down to just Southern Charmms. It's their onlyly reality show. It's good for you. We were watching Vanderpump. Have you opted out of Vanderpump now? No, we aren'. We watched the first season of the new Gast. It's pretty It's grim, man.. We're watching Top Chef. We're watching another one that's called like America's test kitchen or something No, that's how it's called. It's somethings Ghost kitchen. something It's like Americas competition. competition. It's like ACC or something. But it's like It's exactly the same as topop shof In my humble opinion. Right. They should get sued like by the Michael Car I'm liking it, you know America's cooking competition or something like that. Why is the fucking? why the Michael Cichton estate America's culinary cup. They changed it. It's called America's Culinary cup. You know what I mean? What? They changed it enough for the pit. What? Oh no, Wh they have to come on because when look at Be we're in negotiations for a deal, arere they still suing Yeah You can't just You can't end the pit, not come to a deal Don't take the pit from me. I'm just donon't take the pit from me. Okay. Are they trying to take it away? No, no, They just want money. No They do deserve opin I don't according to me. I don't know what the out my showal show. You know what I mean? Yeah, but when you look at the emails and all that kind of stuff, I'm not gonna look at those emails of email his email. That's none of my business U, Noah Wiley, the pit, this is my weekly you know, show. Yeah I have a a text. You watch it once. Yes I know. I have a text train with the women of our text thread because only we are watching it regularly. Yeah, right? I am watching it regularly. Why are't you on the chain I don't know. It sounds more like a I was'tide empowerment chain to me. And Janie references it all. Why aren't you in there? I thought only we watched it I'll talk to them about adding you and see what is se. I think you're gonna get some pushback. I'm just gonna I say, I didn't know Paul Wat. Oiously obviously my wife does she wants this to be separate and I have to respect it I don't have to like it. Theres I have to respect Are there' about whoever the most hottest patient is We do talk about sexual attraction We talk about I't. She doesn't want me in there. Yeah, want know, I do want We send memes, we send anything pit related that we see, we send Absolutely. Yeah. We're watching. We're all got the same. Yeah. I'll send that stuff to my wife and then I guess she probably passes it ont to the. So you think you get got You're. Yeah, you're the originator of all these pit memes. I' on. Any ones that come from Janeie? yes I'll ask her You want to start that fight Why't you have? No, we got four fights going on. I have a separate thread, a pit thread with Paul and call it PWP with Paul. Well, because I don't know what our threads called. What does it called? The pit crew. Shn't it be called pid headads, Cver. I named it. Shouldn't it be called pidheads? Shouldn't it be called The shit headads who like pit headads? Shouldn't it be called armpits? That would be the one that you're on. Armpits. Should't it be called the pits and the pendulums Sh should' haveQuick, quick, let get getting there. I got the pits Quick, let me get in there You make fun of my baby when he has an attack at the pits? You know my classic story cllassic storyating JFK in the theater. The slap part is underrated, by the way Yes. that woman slaped that person. Honestly, the slap when that was on TV, I was like, is this based on my famous story It was The novel push by so far Is this what based on? I def' based on, I think based on Iifer. One of the greatest subtitles somebody read that made up book where only the most horrible things happen and they said We gotta get this on its feet. It was one of the most I've already said this before, but it was like one of my Like first solo hangs with my sister in law, we went to see that. and like the whole time we werere like, oh my god. It was like every five seconds something awful was happening And then this. we this about this,. then the mom did Yeah, because it's so horrible. Well Of course, I always say yes, we'm sure we've had this whole exact conversation, but it always makes me laugh. You you feel bad for a person that didn't think I'm like, wait, I could write that. We're like, and then this then a fucking brick falls on her head and she's yeah, she's hit by that car, She's gonna,' stabbed then a kid runs up and pushes pennies in the wound Do you think anything that bad has ever happened to a human being? No. Yes. I think every human being' had one bad thing happen. God allows one That God. One for you, one for me. Thatne for you one for me. No bad thing happens to me. But I don't care People stop going to church. I just like the idea of like God saying, okay, I'll let a good thing happen and you can enjoy that. And then for me, I want a bad thing That's what I like..hhu. All right, let's take another break Here's a little trivia about summer Summer always changes the way I want to dress. Now that sounds like it's try about me, but it's not. The second it gets warm out, I want to stop wearing anything complicated or uncomfortable. I just want pieces that are light easy, and somehow make it look like I have my life together And that's why I've been loving Quinces lately. They have really beautiful elevated basics, linen, organic cotton, washable silk, all those fabrics that immediately feel nicer the second you put them on Quince has been a friend to me They've been a sponsor I've gone there I've gotten things that are great right now. they got some linen stuff that I'm excited to be taking with me on tour this summer because I want to be comfortable, but I also want to look sharp. 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You just tweeted it out. Well, I got the notification that my order has been placed, which no shit, I placed it. Yeah Jesus Christ. That's always interesting. Yeah It's like yeah I know. So next thing notifications. Like if like a package is like your package has left this place. yourour package is now in this place, Y package is this place the fuck up. Isally if it comes from like another country? I don't know the country. I don't know I like that. I like that. You like it.ryour package is now at the customs of Norway. Here's what I don'tind. I don't mind looking at a website to check and see where it is. I don't want you to text me every time the box moves I don't get a lot of texts I do get emails for things like that. but is there any bigger heartbreak than your package is shipped and then it's just that a label has been created. lel Oh the labels I love it though, hearing a l The labels You know what just was creativity. I just bought something that I want to return from Bed Bath and beyond, which I guess is a completely Youutered company. You're reminding me that we got to do the box opening that we talked about several weeks ago.ight And and I've kept it up there, not opening it just for Well I do it on the ex episode. I bought this. what I bought was a Tin mattress What do you call it? Gives a little extra push For the push. mattress pad. A mattress pad. Mt. And now Lauren's explanation for that, her visual representation was making her hand do like a duck. Yeah. ye. like a duck quack. That is mattress pad. And it was Terrible for many any reason. The master's p. Yeah, it was just it was terrible. So I wantan to return it Now to return it, they want me to pay nineteen dollars. And then there's no bed bath and beyondons that exist.. That bothers me. So they want you to take it to a bed bathroom be on? No I would I would pay I would go to a bed bath the to avoidayingeen dollars. Bea how much nineteen was like fifty dollars. Now I'm paying nineteen just to have tried it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That bothers me. Yeah. Yeahah. it was shitty What I mean, you can I thought I thought you could just return anything What you in any store and you wouldn't have to pay for it. R? But why? How can they get, You know what I mean? Like how can they get a away? becausecause they're saying with shipping handling and they have no brick and mortars So they're saying like that's just what it costs. And they said, O you can make your own label. and I'm like, I'm kind of curious to go take it over to the post office we it becausecause I'm like, maybe it'll be eight bucks. I don't think it's gonna cost nineteen to mail this thing. But what do I need? A mattress. How much can it weigh? Weighs like nothing. bothers me. Yeah. you're right to be bothered. Thanks. By the way, I have Just complaining about things. I have sent to Messages to a certain company. I'm not gonna shame them yet. Okay But they said that they'll get back to me in twenty four hours due to a thing that I felt like I was tricked into buying. you can shame them without naming them Okay, well, I'm gonna shame them. Shame on you, unnamed company. Yeah. because you can do it's usually name and shame, but a lot of times you can do shame can do shame and then name. Shame S. Same, shame shame.. I'll just explain. I felt like I was tricked into buying a parking pass that mis represented where I was supposed to park. When I got the address, it was a half hour walk away from Jesus. That is horse a. Yes. And so Iar for a concert? Yes, this is parking for a concert. I wrote to the company saying U that I felt like this was fraud. They said they would get back to me in twenty four hours. They did not. I wrote again They gave me a new tracking number and said they'll get back to me in twenty four hours. no one has gotten back to me I don't I'm gonna name An shhane very soon. Did you park there? or you No no, I got a different. I was like, fuck, I can't walk half an hour at No, that's insane. Janie had a situation. I can walk at half hour. I just like time know I know honey. You're gonna walk for thirty minutes to get to a concert where you're gonna stand for hours and you're gonna walk thirty minutes at the end of it at night. It was I don't think so, honey. And there was a cheaper ticket on a different company that was right across the street. I was just trying to buy at the venue. Should we steal, I don't think so honey from Los Cultterresa's Yeah. Yeah What do they do in R think of the future? Well, it's different every time Oh, I don't want tot the pressure of that. It's like this except we do it in a sassy way for a minute. I don't like being sassy. Yes, you do. That's rude to be sassy. No. I prefer. You love a measured tone. No. You're a sassopfras And And don't deny it. What is Sas for us? It's a drink, right I think it's a it's like a it's like a That a frash To me, it's like it's a plant. I was gonna say it. Well, then say like a wheat. Is it an ingredient in sarsparilla It's one of the three It's a genus of three extant and one extinct species deciduous trees.enus U o Oh, it's a penis I'm sorry. It's a penis. Penis. It Nsot a genenus Not a genus it's a penus A you do you want to talk about littleittle Richard Sharuby? I Oh my God. He's dead. I know, I know, I know. here's. But what? I mean in littleittle Richard Sharuby newews, there's now a little Richard Sharuby cult. I can't do this And they are swarming Hclaims eight d. com I can't do this. Yeah. They're swatting us. They're review bombing it I don't know why we left the option to write reviews on our website. No No for movies. But people we thought people would review movies, but they're reviewing the site. Yeah. And they're giving it a four. O out of five. It's It just bugs me so much. All adds to less why a four? But then they're not really explaining? Yeah. No, they're just like, this isn't as good as I thought it would be. There's no novelty dictionary. I mean, yeah, we promised the novelty dictionary and did we come through? No. And we still will tell you, there is a novelty dictionary. Yeah, we're lying about it. Yes Yes, re're relying on We feel like we're being review bombed because of our politics. Yes. Exactly. And they're not giving us a chance. I think people are review bombing the site without even going on the s. Are they mentioning our politics? No? But some people are love bombing this site and that's also been really a problem. T that I can't see through that. Yeah.. Saying this site is so sexy. I really I've never felt this way about a site before giving what you're doing Giving us presents or website. Giving the website presents, which we can open. And then they're ghosting the site once they realize it doesn't work the way it says that yes That's love bombing. We are getting all these sociopaths, narcissists, and straight up wackadoos on hclaimsate. com trying to tear us down. Yeah. When all we really want is for you to go visit it, subscribe, of course It's one of our many tiers. We please do this subscription. We have at this point fifty eight different tiers one h. There's a tier for everyone every one of the fifty eight types of people. That's I'm frustrated that people aren't doing it because I'm kind of like there's something for everyone. Yeah. So like does any of it work? Yeah. No. Okay, so here's the here's the little Richard Cheruby thing is people are leaving messages on the site saying Little Richard Shherubi sent me And this isound like so we have on our site, obviously everyone's probably been to it, but there's like a post it section where you can leave a post it in your post. Yeah. You have to take a picture of a post that you've put on to some of them. But then it goes on to the site. Yes. It's a little animation of a poster Yeah. And you stick it on there, of course, it falls the first time, then you stick it back up press. And then our version of the paper clip comes out and helps you. not it's not clip It's cl mister clips a lot. mister Clips It's more of a staple. And he comes out and says, what's happening Yeah, he's he's not trying to help. He's very confious. He's like, you woke me up. He's like What's going on? I saw this noise. Dude, stop. And then he's in his bathrobe and then just turns around and walks away like dud. He's a staple teame. Thisister clips a lot. does this is what he does He never cliiped into him staples did. He goes to his fridge, which is Relative to him, it's large but to you it it's a mini phrase. It's like you have to watch all this happen. It's like a kombucha, he takes it back to his room and it's kind of like and by the way, like it's too big for him to finish our normal hours? Yeah. takes it back to his room Anyway. you got bottles and bottles of empty Komuta bottles all over the room. He's ping the b which is worse Well some of it miss. It's for men piss and he and then he turns around and he looks at you and says, what are you doing in my room? Yeah Because the camera turns and follows it as he goes into really. And then he says, Oh, the bottles What if the alien from Sign shows up? Yeah. Yeah then what? Yeah. And then you feel dumb. Yeah. And you see he's got a little baseball bat. Yeah. And he does that song peeanut butter Jelly P peanut but butter jelly. peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat So she does that a lot. Is it for so long. And then the poster falls down. and then you have to put it back up again. And's kind it comes out and goes, Are you still here I was dancing on to watching. Tel R kind of said likeike the end of first Bueller Stay offff. Yeah. All of this to say There's so much going on on the site, but really the only thing that we're that's germaine to this conversation is people are still leaving messages on the side. It's also your Majesty. It's also German And we got a message and we're gonna play it. Yeah. So if you'd like to do that, go through all of that rigmorole. Yeah, go to haagclaimedate dot com and leave us a voiceemail. The good thing about it is it shows that people are dedicated. Like I don't like that all that's happening, but it's if it means you, you know, the we apologize. We are people who care. We do apologize sincerely. I don't apologize because it's not fult I'm I don't need to blame for m's proble. I don't either Yeah. And if anyones to blame, it's a little Richard Shuby, may he roast in hell. Yeahep, here we go Hi threereedom boys. U My name is Rebecca and I'm from Maine. Oh okay. I was introduced. allowed T you guys through comomedy Bang Bang from my ex. Makes sense. Oh your ex. And I am forever grateful to I seek out him or all of your stuff because I think you're so funny. Thank you. And I like re listening to the pod because it brings me joy and it's. Iu really appreciate not only your humor, but Your humanity. Thank you, Rebecca. I know this isn't the podcast about humanity, but you know. Anyways, I was wondering What are your hobbies I know that Scott is into comics and movies. I don't get to talk and collecting that stuff. And of course she hats and clothing and Lauren's little figures and stuff but youail? Do you guys ever craft or Make things. I do A lot of different crafts and art and stuff and I was just wondering if you guys ever do kind of like making stuff with your hands and whatever. Anyways, love you guys and thank you so much for continuing the podcast Thank you, Rebecca. Thank you, Rebecca from Maine. Thank you. America's erect penis. Oh, wow. Um, do you guys craft You know what? So things I am in a group that we call cllass cllub And it's me and two other womenen this one too I did probably name this one. And we u We do classes. So we'll go sign up for a class. We take a sewing class. Now do you a lot of classes you sign up for are like eight weeks. No, we will usually do a one off. You just do a one off class, o. We did a cookie decorating class, we did Swing and a little bit of it was mostly sewing techniques. We did, and then we did pottery, which we ended up doing for a couple of months and one of them has continued on for years now. Oh that's right. I remember that. We've done a few and maybe something else I'm forgetting. we've talked about doing more. I really like it because it's like pushes me to try something. It's a fun way to hang out. and it also it's not your typical like just go to dinner and spend a hundred dollars hundred on dinner, but you're gonna go do a thing and learn something and maybe you like the thing. When we were in Costa Rica for like ten days or whatever, onene of the things we could do at the place we were staying is like, o, go make dinner Yeah with us. And and it was like it sounds like, oh, that's what I'm paying you for. Yeah. But I it I'm interested in it's like fun to go cooking classes go do like we chopped up the chicken. you know, like put it in the pot with a ith the rice and the beans. a nursery r Ted a chick chick put it in the pot, making it all but the thing actually is that I do need a hobby Yeah. And this was a discussion that might get. Iidle hands are the devil's workshop. Well, I don't feel my hands are idle But I feel that I would like toate anything in them right now Okay I think I would like to dedicate, I w to do piano lessons. I've talked about then, but I actually really want to. And I know we've all talked about it. we do want to. But I'm like, when who why? kind of a problem You know, Mike is someone who gets, um into a hobby very easily What becauseause his hobbies are chess. phhotography. Chess, Photography. Well, he plays basketball. He recently started playing table tennis with some friends who are very into it 't call He went to a Mjon club last night. He was totally it over his head, but he just went and did it. Oh, I can't. He tries lots of thingsight He's been taking guitar lessons. You know he just gets He got into Origami and like learned like everything. I mean he just gets very And does he keep up with some of the old ones like Origami or? He stillld does Origami, like. he leaves a crane at the scene of his murdder. He often does leave a crane places My point is, I'm like surrounded by this, you know, all these hobbies that he has and I feel like I'm like, you know, you don't want to do the same ones he does because they're special to him. And not I'm not particularly interested in doing those things, but I want to do my own things. But I also'm like, I don't fucking have the time. You know, neither does he I don't even know how he just his mind is more interested in doing that than Well he's also ignoring all of you. Yeah. Well, like part of it is the conversation of like my phone time and then being like, let's completely move that on picture. I like reading, is that a hobby? Reading phone stuff. No reading books. That's No, reading books is a hobby, yeah. I like reading books. Yeah. I don't know that I have I don't know that I do a thing like that enough to consider it a hobby do like being kind of crafty. It's satisfying when you realize like Oh, I could change this thing. Like if you buy some kind of accessory or whatever and you're like, Ohh, I could make this more personal. I I could change the color of it. I could like buy supplies and like I like e off of them. Yeah. Yeah. Okay's fun I like that you personalize, customize. Well, thank you. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. it's fun That's cool. Yeah. I Okaykay, I look, I went on record the other day with Emmy and I said, I hate crafts because she wass like, let's do craft.' record. I was like, listen out, here's what you' got to know about me. I don't craft. I don't craft. And Coolp forced me then to craft And well I've been getting I've been really enjoying crafting with Holly because it's like There's some things that we you've got that are like what happened after you were forced to craft? What did we make? I can't remember what we made, but it was I thought it was gonna turn out like and then it was fun. No, no, It was terrible. No, no, of course it's horrible. Stuck just as made made a soap k The other day We made soaps with a kit that she got. That's fun. It a present. They're like sort of like crystals and they're like glittery but it's like a soap It smells so good. But I was like skid's never been clean work And I was kind of like, I don't wan to do all these steps. And then I was like, it's actually kind of fun. It's like a science project. like we're gonna go step one, two, three, and then finally we made it And I was like, we did it. Like on the back of these mac and cheese boxes, there'll be a craft usually that you can and it's not just craft Mac and cheese. I'm say Yeah I already feel compelled because your name is Powercraft compels you And so they sometimes willll have a little craft of something you can do with a box. and I'm always like, oh, that's cool. We should do that. Just put it in your hand and go, I'm a box of cheese And then the minute the mac and cheese is made, I'm so tired from it that I throw the box away. But it is exhausting. pouring the powder Come on, there's more sts than that. Stirring milk. stirring But look, rec consulting the instructions over pull them out of trash over and over again. I think the idea of doing stuff like dyeing Easter eggs and stuff like that, I'll get there, but it's just like You know, when it's like a half an hour until I have to go to work and Emmy's like Let's craft It just feels like you know like you know Liser eggs are a funny one because we just did that. And I sort of was like, what's this whole thing now? And then it takes like five minutes. Like it's actually nothing, but she didnember pick out it's like an whole day thing that. Well becausecause I think it's relative to your brain. Yeah. She gave she had picked out this tie dye egg kit I started to do it and I was like, fucking blows. L it was so hard to me like I was like die. It was like you have to wrap the egg, dip the egg, wrap it in a cloth, put like a dropper through a hole on a plastic thing and then like and it wasn't like spreading. and I was like, why don't we just put them in the color And we did. Yeah, dear. And it was much easier and I'm not allowing a unique kit like that to enter the home again. You gota get good at the basics before you can move on to Wh we should never move on from pause. Well, that was pause fun Pause? What do you think you're fucking? They're doing all sorts of shit. Well that are nothing pause. Every company, we've talked about this before in the seventies and eighties, they did their one thing, they stayed in their lane, they were good at it. And then they were like, o, if we diversify, suddenly huck that. What don't need pause squeaky wheel Shut up Well you know, we've talked about hobbies and goals in the past and things Um And I'm sure I said piano a million years ago. I did. I think we all did. Yeah. And I said I was gonna do it within a year. We also talked about tap dancing. That came up recently again. Yeah. I saw a video of a tap dancer and I went, Now that could be something I could do. You should just learn one routine. That's why like like an eight, no, not even eight, like a six minute song five minutees song. It be six minutes How about I have about a three minutute. Yeah. How about one minute?