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Listen me Laurn, you want to tell You were doing the cave manan. Yeah Yeah. One, two, three M me M me. What if I' frozen caveman lawyer talked like that? That would be great, right? man. That would have been so classic. Maybe the best sketch ever. One of the best sketches ever that's class ever res. Im just I'm just a simple caveman, then he's was slaziest.y. Electric lights. so man geni. He was the best Carbin, rest in peace I said arrest in peace. Arest people in peace. Let people arrest people in peace. I hope that Phil Harbin went to the heaven where you can arrest people. Itd be funny if there was jail in heaven, like heaven, Joe You can't You can't get up to heaven in like, only God is perfect isn't way. onlyn God is perfect, so that means there's got to be sin up in heaven. Why are you so obsessed with God? How do you Yeah created us? I feel you funy. You have a crush on him. You're upbsessed. I love this guy. I mentioned him all the time. You're always bringaking him up You bring him up more, you both love God Yeah, well it's it's the way we raised. We can't help that we weren't raised like you to be a godless. I'm not goless Even. I just don't need to talk about it all the time. If I don't need to, I get to Come on, Lauren, be religious with us. Okay, come on. the pull made to pool again. I can't wait to see what's in this box d d Are we starting right with? We don't know what kinds of conversations could be sparked from the box. The box could give us fuel for an entire episode. Look, if you're wondering why you're up entire You know, we don't talk about anything, right? Yeah. Okay, bar low. Before we get to that. Nothing that has sparked conversation for an entire episode. Before we get to that, let's talk about we are, what we're talking about. Yes. I'm Paul and I'm talking about saying hello to Lauren. And I'm Lauren and I'm talking about saying hello to Scott. And I'm Scott and I'm talking about ending this saying hello business by just saying hello to the both of you. Hello I didn't get a Oh Okaykay, I just got one from you Lauren didn't give one to you though What? Lauren, you didn't give it a hello to Fa. Hello. Hello. You were the only one who didn't say hello?ll. There's no defense to someone imitating you in that fashion. I know. It's the greatest the greatest rhetorical device. P will sometimes be like, they kind of make a phase and be like back and I'm going like, I know that you got this from me. I don't know how I showed it to you. I don't recall a mic. Yeah Anbody' really funny and I'm like, I don't know what to do with this. I would pay a cover charge to see her do that to you. I will try to get it. Emm has started doing this thing where she just lies as a bit, like not a lie, you know, self interested lie. Like she'll just say stuff like Like you'll go like, oh, was Ezraa at school today her friend? And she'll go like no. And saying it like, challenge me on this because you know that she was there you know So she's just like in the lying now and then laughing If don't if you go like, okay, she goes, Oh, okay. You believe me?. She's so cute. We got to have some fun time together at a friend's party with. Yes. We And it was very sweet. went to a baby shower? No baby showerery cute. And Gigi keep saying baby, shower. baby, shower. It's like her no favorite phrase. For listeners, I finally got to meet Gigi. Thank God. It was honestly, I feel like a puzzle piece was missing. I feel calmer. Yes. There's like some relief. Yes. ye. We got along famously She look, she didn't want to be there She drew a little tired. Yeah, she just woke up. She just woke up. Yeah. She just woke up She's like, what, I gotta fucking I gotauff Makes this trick. I gotta bring Qing Chiro and Lvebug to this party. Yeah. What's the other one's name? Loveug and? what's the other one? Uh, it's The way that you just said that threw off what I actually the name. Hell Co Ch Co ch. Co choc. Co and Chon and love bug. Sottoocon Chun. Now look, I took an interesting Coch and Chon and love bug and for Gigi That spoke to her. Yeah, yeah. ye. By the way, Emmy is obsessed with Paul. Let's just get it out in the open. A way what she thinks you look like? Yes. The lead character on Octonaut. the lead. Yes, the captain Captain Barnacle. She when she was watching Octonauts recently, she pointed at the screen and said, he looks like Paul So it's not it's not that Paul looks like This character. R the character looks like. Well, I'm older than the character. And she's known you longer, but so ye So's at the party We were sitting down to eat and she's like, I really want Paul to sit next to us. And then you did for a bit and then you walked away. And then at one point she was drawing and you sat down to talk to her and then you wandered away and I was still with her and she Bolt it up looked around the party and said, Where did Paul go And and didn't she ask you if you've seen. We were sitting on a couch together and she said Do you like octonauts? And I said, yes, of course. And she said Uh Who's your favorite? And I said, Captain Barnacles. And she said, byy the way, this is all I know about Octop I don't even know that Y. And she said, Yeahah, I like him, but she never said. She never said See, what I love about this is that A, it tells us that kids don't know that we're telling each other everything. Thank God. B, she was being polite. Yeah. She She didn't want to say I don't need to say you look like that. These are our fans Tiny child knows to not barrage us with who we look like, who what we look like. On that same thing about the kids not knowing that we're telling each other. L Holly was saying she missed her cousin. so I asked my brother to have the kids send a video to Holly And then she watched the video and they were like, We miss you too. And she was like, why are they saying they missed me too? I didn't say I missed them.. And I said, Well, I told them that you missed them And she wass like, okay. but was she's like, I was like, whyy are you saying? you didn't miss. Wh you saying I miss you too. I didn't say I missed you. I was out of your mou. Very astute observation I made. Absolutely. ye. abbsolutely. And by the way, Holly and Emmy were playing together quite a lot. They were It was very cute. They were they were doing We need to do a play d Yes, that would be fun. We got some good pictures of the two of them being very cute together, but they were doing a very funny thing of going to the host's. bedroom and jumping on their bed. Yeah. No it was kind of like this is like the one room we shouldn't be, but they were certainly shouldn't be doing that. Having so much fun just bouncing up and down on the bed and then doing this thing where they go one, two, three and then jump up in the air and lie down I was really wored they were gonna hit each other on the head. It was came close a couplees of. of course you were worriry I was It's my It would be a freaky Friday situation.. I have with two children. We would trade spots with them. You know, if they just trade with each other, it would just be confusing and annoying P probablybably. do this a. You, whyy I with your mom and dad? I don't be with my mom and dad. I did this a year ago. I have almost finished assembling my Octronaut's costume Oh and so I will show up one day This is very exciting For Emmy, I'll put the costume on. Very good. What does the costume consist of? Well, I got a jumpsuit. a belt, hat. I got an Octonauts badge. Oh an Octonaut's badge. Yeah, okay. greatreat. Thank you, Red Bubble. They have it all. They have it all. I ordered from some company a replica of the that all the Octonauts have. Okay. It's not arrived yet Hasn't arrived yet. I love that you did this This is I love this. And you're just gonna to show up one day and say Captain Barnacle is here or are you going to be Paul dressed as Paul I'm not gonna d f. Does he have like a catchphrase? I have no idea. Okay. Well, I think we need to find out. I should probably look that up. All right, let me look it up Captain Barnacle catchphrase go. But that is the thing that I really love doing is putting custom to Captain Barnacle hes by the. You know, I respect that about you. I don't love doing that. Really? I just don't care His primary catchphrase is sound the octo alert. Okay, that's good That's good to know, yes As the leader of the Octonauts, he frequently rallies his crew with phrases like Octonauts, let's do this. Octonauts to the launch bay And hold on, this could get bumpy Yeah, I can see that If you're an octa,'s what he'. What was the first one U sound the octo alert Is that what you're Yeah. Yeah. that's the that's that's probably the thing he says the most Yeah. You're probably going want to say that. Yeah I'm going to say that before I walk in the room Just as she's like, what's happening? Wait h. I heard some's Kevin Mar letter outside Yeah some clutter. Some clutter. I heard some clutter. I want to look up Captain Barnacles and see what he sounds like. Yeah, he's I'm going to guess It's something like this. You haven't heard I've wandered in and night Yeah, I don't pay attention. I think I think it's like this have the act la. Okay, so Captain Okonauts? Yeah Sound the octo alert is. Cain Barnacles's fear of tight spaces as well. Oh, That's honestly. That's a good run on. becauseuse aren't they under It's gonna happen a lot. You're in a submarine. In like a submersivible or something.. What's it sound like? Heyir, I've never told you this much Oh, this is fantastic I couldn't be more pleased. He's got a great voice.th've not' do this, but I have a fear of tight and closed space. I love that I've never had sex. It's got a gorgeous plummy accent. That's really nicely done. Look, can we start a hashtag? G Paul on Octonaut Get Paul on octonock. G like get me to replace the guy that's doing it. Yeah, fire this guy. Fire this nobody. I'll do it for half his pay. really Mo you really, though Just to screw this guy over? Absolutely. Come on, we love this guy. I can do it. I can do it. Nobody will notice. I have a quite a idea of enclosed spaces Wait is doing it now. This, by the way is Simon Greenhall. An English actor. I'll say who is approaching He's approaching us right now. He's approaching seventy years old. I believe Wow. Well then yeah. Let him sixty. Let him cook. You know what it is? It's like when you buy a puppy because your senior dog, you know it's gonna die soon. Right. Yeah. So they'll buy you So take his place. Don't get me to do some of his lines. Okay. Yeah, because he can't do all the lines. Yeah I've grown fifully tired. That's really good. I can't continue this sentence. Well, this is great. I had no idea you were buying costume. This is really good. Yeah,es,'s pretty exciting. And you think you're just gonna to show up one day tellell just make sure we're here Yeah. There have been a lot of times few days shown up and they weren't home are you saying this? Seems like most time ' we leave, honestly, I've seen on the ring camera you like poking around. I the ring camera. Yeah, you forgot about that? Yeah. That's honestly that's too bad for like a lot of things that Just for the past when you might go You know, leave a present at someone's door or like, you know, if you were like had a crush when you were a teenager and you're going to walk by someone's house or something thenden you're on the ring But there's oneam master for team. There's one. Malaclava. Malac Clava. Some friends. Malacava. Malaclava And friends have never solved the mystery of who did a certain thing to their house, so it's like for the best, right? I think that's kind of fun. And then back in the first Whens when it's a gag to their house. I talking gag or we'reking like something scary. So I feel like it was a vaguely familiar to. I feel like I think having cameras makes sense in this day and age. I just think it takes away some of the wholesome goodness that we used to have What What is England is on the CCTV gov? Yeah. I'm pretty sure Culaff has talked about this on her show, but she She and some other people, Paul Sheer and some other people L these giant buddy the elf Christmas decorative, like they're ten or twelve feet tall and they what? They say elf catchphrases? No, thank you. And they go and leave them on people's. Why are they so big? They're giant. and bigger than willill Feralism in life. Oh yeah. Wh? Why? They's like eleven feet tall and these are twelve Yeah, exactly. But they go and leave them on friends Doorsteps as a prank. And like facing the door No no, I think you want it to be larger. I think if it was the size of a man, that would be very scary. Yeah You would often be getting jumps scares from going a manute and a half, you're like, h. Well, becausecause you know it's not real. But so one of our friends, Rob Huubel thought it was very funny and filmed him chasing them off like they were vandals and you know, it's funny. And then another friend did not understand what was happening and got a little upset upset about it. Upsset is a silly response. I feel like it's obviously just all in good fun and you can go put on some else's doorsteps Right? Is it kind of like a pass it along? it could be, but I think I think the second person wanted it off their property and they had to come wanted it off their prze cardboard Is it It's a cardboard? No, Like three D? It's three dimensions Let's look it up. How much does it weigh Uh That's a good question. How much does it weigh? Anywhere between one pound and a million pounds? I don't know. That's a good question. A. Hey man. I thought surely you'd been in contact with one of these things. what in contact? What does that mean? Because who's like I'm writing like letters to them mash assume. What are you talking about? Like what? seending EVites to this inanimate thing thing? Is that what you're talking about it? You're sending Yes. That's creepy Ew, it's worse than I thought it was. This is awful So by the way, so they bought one of these And then the day after Christmas they all went got knocked down on sale. and so I think they bought a few of them. Well they're really ugly. I mean, honestly,s it's not. No I expect it it's leagues away from what I thought it was. Leagues away from a human face. Anytime you pass in front of it, it says like one of six elf catchphrases or something Wow I can't imagine I should just go One of six als coming to your house this year, better not Oh really? what are you gonna to do about it? I'm going put it You don't want to know. Here's what I'm gonna do. I' put that look in your fucking window So when you open your're looking in your fuck. No, that's me looking in your window. I would do it. I'll put that look at your fuckking window. Like Edward Scissorhs did to the religious lady? Yeah, just like that. Oh yes. He made a scary Tpeiary. That would be scary T be scary T scary. You mean a toop be scary. Top be scary. recently we rewatched that movie, which is fantastic.. It just holds up. J good. Especially with how you feel about trying Dip What a sweet innocent man I like the movie U I if I were to do it not to OJ you, I would put it I would put it at the door facing the door and ring the door That' scarary as hell I think That would be very upsetting to me because It's scary. You don't know who did it?o be scary, it's meant to be a funny prank of like but it hey we gave expensive decoration. But it is scary. Its There's no way around it. I don't like the face I don't to face this boy's life. Yeah. I think it needs to be different This is when she was dating. I don't like the face. everything seem different These are expensive. Rnt Alamas. This Oh that's the price of a I think they got knocked down to sev five dollars. Okay, that's reasonable for a bit Why do whyy do I have the phone part of the phone? Wh All I get is spam and telemarketers China. It is all day long. I I No one else is calling me. Let let me tell you my real where you it doesn't even ring if it's Yeah, donon't tell me spam risk. just don't fucking You know what I mean? Be sometimes it'll go to a separate, it'll still ring, but then it'll go into a separate folder on my thing where it shows like U Unknown callers or spam. Yes. I get one I just look back at I get one a day plus vitamin.ike do do call filtering Yes, but it still rings. It sometometimes it does not. actuallyctually now I do the call filtering where it asks their name and what they want from me. Oh, it doesn't have that on my ph. Oh no, it does ask reason for calling. Yeah, I like it. And then and then I would say about God guys, it's one, three four It's one, three four. I'm doing this, I'm doing this. I'm doing this. I' doing Okay, so here are my real calls. I'm doing that. I hope it doesn't mess up anything. Here are my real calls. I got one yesterday, my coworker, the baker I got three on Friday from Wayne Fetterman. Wayne was concerned about the music for the Jimmy Pardo show. I got I made two to Jason AnzZukas on Thursday and I received one from Kool op Mm Wednesday, I made one to Brett And I received one from Wayne Fetterin. Just you two. Why is he calling you so much? He was doing the music for the Jimmy Pardo twentieth anniversary show. I want to chat with, I guess both of us because Paul seems to have received these calls as well. Wed to speak with us? Y regarding intro music. Intro music, kiss, what are we going to do? O of course asked for the alphabet song. didid you? He offered me either Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh, that's I mean, difficult to sing probably easy to play. Easy to play because just d do do do do it's just that part. D do do do do Did it just killed a man? O I wish the Stevve Underersong. I wish I W I realized I never knew the name of that song Yeah, I know it wass called I Wish. I don't never I knew that until I got the album when I was twenty and I was like, o, it's called I Wish. B bl bl bl bl bl bl blah blah bl bl you know. How do I do this phone thing that you guys just did? Where do I find in the settings? Okay, tell you what, why don't we take a break and we'll guide you through this. Thank you, honey. Because we don't want any of our listeners to do this because we want them manage filtering. donon't say that. We're gonna to take a break. We'll be right back Hey, I don't know about you because I'm not a creep I mind my own business. m peeeping through your windows, I'm not installing cameras on the grounds of your home. Oh the reason I say it is, I don't know about you, but I really enjoy keeping my money And for years, I just accepted that my phone bill was going to be weirdly expensive for no reason. Everyth it was like, okay, here's your bill, plus mysterious fees, plus charges for me to hope you don't ask about. 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But we all get so much spam that it's like, we're at this point now. Yeah, we're at this point now Anyway, Paul's set it up and he's just crushed his can like a total fucking badass. Yeah, Thank you for noticing. Wow. I am intimidated by that I am in tears. Um Okay, so let's talk about this box This is exciting So quite a few episodes ago I mentioned that I bought something off of Instagram. and The minute I bought it, I was like, what am I doing? This is the first time I've ever bought anything off of an Instagram link. if what if this turns into a Luren situation where it comes back and it's It is the thing I bought, but it's super tiny. Yeah And then I mentioned, oh, it doesn't seem to be the case because I got the box in the mail. I haven't open it yet but it's gigant. It seems like the type of size that I would want it to be, but then I started thinking, what if it's tiny inside the box? Y. So we're gonna do it all packaged. It's pretty exciting. We're gonna to do a live unboxing. And then do you remember what it is?? I know calendar Reional international outfitter. Don't do your knife like that. You're holding upside down your knife like That don't have to be a mom to me. I just got scared that you were gonna stab yourself. You don't need to worry. But there's a concern because what you're doing is a stoopie I'm not worried, I'm concerned I'm looking out for you. I don't know I cub myself up here. Okay. S and cut it backwards with a knife with a sharp point going up. I'm not using kn walking you through this unboxing very. You would fail any. I no Okay. guuess what? I opened it Wow You You haven't addressed us as guys. L and subscribe look like and subscribe to this podcast we're doing right now. Well if you like and subscribe, we promise to unbox one thing and Lauren will yell at whoever's using the knife If you could have seen how he did was doing the knife. That was not dangerous at all. would have.ot good. I had full control of this knife. me see that. for your daughter, who loves knives so mean I'm cleaning up your trash Stop being a mom. During padcast.. Stop being a little baby. It's my nature. And you're being a little bitch baby, who needs everything done baby, bitch, baby Okay, so the dimensions of this look pretty It look pretty good.im. This looks normal. This looks like a normal thing to buy. This is called the Los Angeles Adventure Bcket list. It looks like a little bigger than cards that you would play cards with. Yes. and they are scratch off cards that if you live in Los Angeles gives you little things to adventures you can go on. to visit in u in Los Angeles. so I'm going to poke my eye out with the knife I'm gonna open it. it's wrapped in plastic Hererm medically Sara Palmer was Wow. Was she wrapped in pastic? I never got that far. This is open literally she first lines One, two, three The first line of the show is she's dead, wrapped in plastter. Iiterally think it's the only episode I've seen An go. All right. I have I've taken off a plastic and now I it's naked. It's nude. It is nude. Ohh, it's getting nude. It has a little coin that's for you scratch off..s a scratch off coin.. I'm not even expecting you to have a diamer on the house. Yeah. really. Okay, so here is a key Meaning not a key that you unlock things, but a key of symbols That say okay There's a key to unlocking what the symbols are true. If it has a house on it, that's an indoor activity. If it has a dollar sign, that's a price, if it has so se several things to help you decode this. Do you want to take a look at? Ies. So this is o, this is just the first explaining the key. It's just a key. I thought it was one of the options of things to do Okay, so here's oh, what is this whole scratch up? Looks like an undeveloped Paroid All of these are scratch offs. I'm very surprised that the scratch off portion is that large on the back. That's a lot of scratching. That's a of sc. You' scratching so I give you a coin to scratch. takeake them don't mess them up atone by the way. Venice. Okay, so it just says an area, but it doesn't say I see how So it's like if you don't feel like going to Venice, don't don't scratch Yes, universal city you're messing up the order of Oh, Jesus Christ. But what does it matter if you canly asked you? I didn't hear what you were saying. It wasn't clear because they are numbered. But I see that they're numbered and I got them all in order And I haven't explored this enough. Well you were here, I just unboxed. You really want to do it I aute I was candy. I' putting on Halloween Cost. I' putting him right back where they went. so we can't even talk about it 'cause he's scared to look at him But here, where's Avalon? I never heard of that. That's number one. Oh my go, the mythical resting place of the gods. Avalon is King Rutthher is Avalon is like Hollywood and Bardau. Okay, so that's a nightclub. sorry. This one is three dollars signs. It's a daytime activity. It's one to two hours. It's outdoor, it's active it's summer. This is pretty fun. This is pretty fun. I I want to know what it is. I know I would scratch off on the show, but I feel like that's part of the fun that you want to do with. Can I please my family You guys are hugging it. The fuck ass, idiot Youuck ass idot. D you just call me a fuck ass idiot? How dare you? Well only my dad can call me that. You're not my dad You're not my boss and you're not God. You have to commit, you know Yeah You have have to I feel like you can't just go like,, this feels like it's dumb. You have to be like, we're doing this. Yeah. Whatever this says, we're doing this So you know, sometimes you're looking for stuff to do on an afternoon where you need an activity and it's like the old reliables of going to the train, going to the. Okay, here's a little bit more info. So on the back of the box, it shows a half scratched off area and it has a QR code And the name so it gives you the name of the thing It is a scan for more info and then it tells you maybe it bit about it. Yeah. mayaybe it has the ticket prices, the directions there, all that kind of stuff. Here's the thing about Avalone. Yeah It's pricey It's three dollar sents Out of how many though Maybe it's someone they don'. I don't think the order matters at all. Like I feel like I'm not gonna mix them up. I'm not don't get worried. It is a daytime activity. to me, I'm kind of going like, your feelings are not my facts.. It takes one to two hours Yeah. It's outdoors It is active And you do it in the summer What is it? So one of these things I know one of these things I know I know what it is because that was in the ad was going on the Theiculaicula Angel Falls. The Angel Falls here in Los Angeles. and that might be it. And this one says onn the back of the box. it's like something something pick strawberries at Tanaca Farms or something. Well, you're doing it ' you scratch you spent all day scratching that whole thing. they doing it Look, we could get a separate one for us and then record ourselves doing these. Just just the indoor ones that are I want that occur right here. I wna do it I wanna scratch ' them. Yeah. I wan to see the list. But see what I like about though is if I could see the list, I'd probably say no. So it is the kind of thing where you have to go, hey, friends Where we have a day Let's go do it and I say whatever this thing is. Whatever this thing is Yes. I think it's fun. I And this is not an ad for it No, we didn't even We didn't even tell you what it's called. This isn't Spon Kong. Maybe we should. I'm curious if they have other cities, I'm sure they do kind don't know, it feels like they're local and they did it just for local people, but I don't know. It's cool. Anyway, than. Thanks to them. I'm looking forward to doing one of these. Thanks them Thanks them. Thanks them. They do have a bunch of different states. It is rich interternational outfitters. Okay, Rio for short. So international. The name is Rio. They have states. They have. Because honestly, when you're thinking of activities to do with a child Yes, whichich I always have. You don't want to go more than three miles. No H, Let's see the midw. You gott deal with a bag of cheerios Now fifty state adventures, I'm like, that's a little there's a Chicago box. Oh There's a Illinois box. so you can either do state or city. State feels harder. You have to do a lot of driving. Well, especially in California, where it's so big. Where does international come into play H interestnteresting. we're gonna be traveling. We should get one for when we're out there in the UK and Ireland and have no days off I had no car. We have you do it? Yeah have especially in London. Oh o, especially in London. We Ireland, we do not have any days off. That's too bad. We had days off in Ireland last time. it was so much fun. Yes But we have a lot of days off on London But. We should get one for London, Okay, so like I'm looking at the Chicago one and like it shows you an example and it's e bike the six hundred six, which is the Bloomington Trail. Okay, now that would not be good for a kid because a kid Right. Can't even ride a bike yet. And then it they're going to do an electric. It says bonus Pop off the trail and grab ice cream Something it keeps disappearing coming back. Eli's Arc before heading back to your vehicle un that's a little tip. You know what It like if you if you force yourself to do everything it says on the thing, this is like It could become the premise of Yes manan, you know, like I'm just gonna force myself to do everything exactly the way they tell me. Yes, man'am, but about these cards. Yeah. How long do you think car you would last in a yes situation was saying yes to everything Y until someone asked me to cheat on my wife. It's just I happen, thenen Id become a no man, no. No one's asking. Who someomeone asked me every day? Was that a gym? Will you? No aym ker. Yeahah And I think Peyton irect And why did she decide to say yes to everything ch I think it was because he was like a Dad who said no a lot or something was a lawyer or is it liar It's liar liar. L liar liar No I think it's everything is basically city slickers where it's like, I'm I'm a depressed guy. Yeah and this will change my life. Yeah I don't know, It's not the worst thing to think about in the world., it's not. I'm just wondering what Iess whereere you go? What happens in the movie? How long would I last if I had a thing like that where that said I'm just gonna to say yes, everything. And people are asking you to do stuff that you say no to. Yeah, constantly saying no. What if what if one of your friend? People are always asking me to do the same thing that I say no to. whichich is what be on their b. There is various shows. Yeah. Yeah. what is that? like if you want to go mount climbing? and I'm going no. That's if I don't want to do What if your friend kn you were in a yes man situation then asked you to do a bunch of stuff that he knew he or she knew that you didn't want to do But you were in a yes man situation where I give him my solemn oath. Yeah, that I would say yes. Yeah. I'm not compelled by magical forces, all la lie or liar. No, no, no. This is my decision. This is your decision. And so it's more about saving face And this person is trying to to get you to finally say no. Yes because they've put in a bail because they want me to bail And they put a bit down polymarket, which is what people do. I give myself two weeks You you think do do a Yes man for two weeks? Yeah, and not every day either. can't like take Sundays off where you get a little me. Justs a lot of ns. Sundays nobodys talk to me. Sundays you're me man I mean then B down D I wonder, I wonder if like no one knew you were in a yes man situation, how often they would even come up People ask me to do things that I normally wouldn't do. Yeah O someone or like Janie suggesting like, hey, what if we did such and such? Oh always say I shut her down all the time Lauren, are you thinking about this? Are you a yes woman? I'm thinking about it. Do you know, Janie, one of the suggestions for our honeymoon when we were getting married was her suggestion, the Galapagos Islands. Oh that sounds w Wow. Well, it does now But at the time, I was like, we're not going on a science field trip for our honeymoon. Oh why? Do you have to do you have to like become a scientist to do that? You have to. Where'd you go? Yeah. you have to you have to walk in the footsteps of Charles Darwin I'm sure we've disvesed. And you can only get there on the HMS beagle. We went to Hawaii. Yes what I thought. Which I still think was the right guys were relaxing totally relaxing. They relaxing famously slept an entire day one time. Wow. Thatound great. Sounds amazing. Yeah And getting to the Galapagos Islands is a little more difficult and sometimes you don't want that when you're trying, especially when like after all the stress of putting together the wedding. Yes. Well, exactly that's where it was. And then receiving my RSVP, which says I can't go because I see wantces me to do something. Yeah. And so that was a relief. And then hold. But we need more of a break Um, and then u u Looking at it now, seeing, having seen footage of the Galapicical Islands? Yes, I would very much like to go there. It looks fascinating. Well'll tell you what Get into a yes ben situation and I'll ask you if you want to go to the Why don't you just set up a show? Set up a T. Galapagos Islands. Well, I have something I'll tell you about later. What if you did a tour what if we did a CB tour that is all Florida shut them up and the Galapagos Islands. We tried We tried Florida this this year. It didn't work out. Look, we tried a bunch of places that for whatever reason did not work out either with the routing or the theater that we had a hold on. if you don't know the touring business,' pieces a fourth hold on a theater, then you challenge it and someone goes, no I actually someone above you with a second hold says no, I want it that night. And then you lose the hold. There's so many pieces that have to fall into place in order for it to work out. And then of course There's people that are You know, the people that are able to make it work best are the people that are bigger acts. Or people that book this a year in advance, which we did not unfortunately do. We'll leave that part out. o. But anyway Be a yes, man Be a yes man And you'll never say no again. Lauren, would you like to be a yes woman? Sure. Is Mike asking you to do things every once in a while like, hey, do you want to do such and such? and you're going like, honestly, no. Um sometimes, but I think you know, No, I think we both we both say no, you know, a good amount of like healthy amount. We're like, hey, let's go take the kids dinner and go nah. How often is like saying things to you things like watch me, watch me. watch me. Yeah it's a lot of that me He's doing his skippet. Yeah skip it. Do you remember skip it? No skip it, skip it. It's a It's a ball. It's a ball with a counter on a plast It's a plastic ball with a counter, like a number that goes up on it and a plastic thing and a plastic loop that goes around ankle. and then you over it dp doo. I didn't know how had a counter on. I did. There's counter on and the greatest part of all, there's a counter on the spot She see this sc Yeah do you now obviously that was I think the very best part of all, that's what it is. The very, very best.. bet that Ty existed before the counter. It was probably a stick in and. They're like, why don't we put a hoop kind of Yeah. Yeah, yeah, It's probably a rock and a vine. Yeah, I's notuck a counter on that. What should we do I skip it? It's a rock in a vine. two three let's a counter. Oh, can you imagine that guy saying eleven? No. You' never get there I guess you can imagine. I wonder where the concept of eleven came around Wow. probablybably after ten. You lots of good things you wonder about Look, we're trying to create content here. No no, no. I'm also participating. Weot. Everyone's on everyone's side here. We're all in the m. Nobody's on no When you're around Jes, speaking of Mike, whenever you're around like by yourself in your house or you're like, I wonder when eleven ex It's only something you think on the podcast. No, of course they don't. No,f course I't. I'm a regular human being. That's when I'm not. Are you sure is. Mike Castle. When you're not I on Mike Castle. You gotta stop doing that. I can't believe how long it took me do realize that when Alan Cumming says, Leave my castle orever that it sounds like Mike castle. Yeah. Yeah. And Mike was The very first episode did he notice? Mike castle forever. Yeah, I think he just hears it. I can't There's nothing that my name sounds enough like like a common phrase. Right. I could be like, Hey, this sound like my name. Well not a lot of people are saying My castle, you know. when someone says just castle owners Yeah like ball Blomkins When people have like ball blomkin issues. Yeah. B. Yeah when their both is filled with blompkins. Yeah Yeah did that for a doctor Yeah, and you're like hu Someone say my name? He? Like, no, we're talking to this other patient. I walk in the examining about his unfortunate Bolf blomkins. All right, let's take a break Do you hear that? 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Caesar Green Caesar's pro Play Julius Caesar, That's who you want to invoke here Carry You're not religious You're spiritual? Yeah, say great great great Jesus Christ Jesus Christ. Yeah. They're all just a substitution for saying Jesus Christ by the way. Great Saint Augustine Jesus fucking Christ Can you just say great Ces's go? I would love it if you just say Jesus fucking Christ Superman's boss. He just fucking Chist. we need change at least one of these lines of dialogue before this goes out on the air in the fifties All right, you want to be called chief I don' know what we're talking about. No Perry Wh Perry White. No, He was the editor in chief of the Dily planlanet. The paper that Clark Kent, the reporter for. Along with Lois Lane of course. There have been many portrayers of him in Cinema, Lawce Fisbert Excuse meisisper G Fisper. Lars Fisper Larna, I both. We all did. Sure, we all did But don't we do have a threeacher. We have a feure. And this is a fereature, this is a physical fereature. Our only physical feature is yes. It is brought to us by Xantor the magician. Thank you, Xantor. Thanking for this card game It is called Cversation the Game and the idea is We each take a card And the card has something that you're supposed to do. A secret instruction. A secret instruction for for the conversation And then at the end, Lauren finally locked in. Right. the conversation Well we decide the conversation has peetered out We then have to guess what every the w, the conversation may never peeter out. We don't peeter. This might be a four hour episode. Yep We all have to guess what each other's secret instruction was Yeah. And so I will deal a card Laura deal a card to you like a professionalll take a card.. I love how you hand it to. deal drugs. You didn't see it, but we saw it. Yeahes, yeah. Okay.ally good. Um Hey, gather around team. We're here. Yeah Closer. I need you closer I need you so much closer Noer I'm closer by being closer. I'm closer I Okaykay, you guys have been doing such great work today. I gotta tell. Oh my God. I want to tell you collectively and I want to tell you individually The work you've been doing on this fertilizer trying to come up with a new batch of fertilizer. Yeah. is just We wanted it to be like anti shit Yes, to make it more palatable for anntique shit. That's what it Oh Wait what did you say? I think I misunderstood the assignment. Oh, I wanted it to be like antique Yeah, I made it like antique. I wanted That's what I know what you've done, Lauren because you've been doing an incredible job on this. I thought you wanted it to be like no shit involved, like anti shit Paul, I love the way that you your mind works so much differently than what? No dity. Anyone, no dignity. First of all, Paul, I've always said no dignity about you But, um, I did mean antique shit, but which is sound, Luren, you've been doing a great job on this, but hest I like what you've done as well. Okay, because I'm not anti antique, necessarily. No. And've look, I've always said that about you. becausecause I love that about you Nog No look, Paul. Again, I'm gonna stress no dignity. Well, this is great. This is great. And thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I Anyway, I just wanted to tell you guys that and say keep on keeping on and you know, you guys have really made me proud Well I am I'm thrilled to hear this. Me too. But I'm not the Antichrist over here. I'm so happy. Wow. So okay, so are you going to use all of the stuff that I've been working on U no, I'm not gonna to use any of it, but I love that you've done it all. Are you anti those ideas? You're not. worreking on them. Wow I got use them. not No, I'm not going use. I've been working on them, but you' not gonna to use that. What I love about them though, is it shows your ability to think outside the bun when it comes to an assignment. And that's even though I'm not going to use any of these things I think I know what your thing is Well A I allowed to say it? Yeah. Are we anti saying them now We've petered out. All your thing is saying anti or, no dignity. No No dignity was my own flourish. Okay. But yes, I'd say anti every turn. I think your thing was saying like catchphrases like keep on keeping on. like that kind of like a commentation. Correct. Oh I think you were saying I've always a lot, That's just me. I think I had the bun. I thought they were all catch phrases or. No. My thing is being positive? complimenting. complimenting.. Yours was were you questioning things? Everything has question mark at the end. Everything has a surprised tone. Surprised tone which is questions are surprising. Yeah ye Great Let's do it again. All right, Xantor All right, Zantor, we think we know what you're doing. We see what you are up to. Xantor. Who is Zantor, by the way? Make some up G go to the midadow. seeee what's happening in there . You think he's dealing from the bottom of the deck I did take one from the bottom for me for fun. Okay All right that I' everyone here in this stadium? I am so, so, so sorry, but I cannot hear you. Can you And I know it's my fault because I just Whatas that went to a World War II reenactment where they had live ammunition and I'd ruined my ears. What Thank you I appreciate that I'm sorry that I had to even say it Thank you all for being here Sorry, do you ever like are you ever aware of how your voice Is modulated. What I'm sorry. I and I don't I don't mean to get in the middle of this between the two of you, but I thought that was A your parents divorced Um ye ye, unfortunately I could just tell about you. They divorced when I was a kid. I think it was honestly I thought it was my fault and I ee for really making me angry. When was the last time you went to the doctor? look I went to the doctor for my hemorrhoids Why are I'm sorry, I don't mean to get in the middle of this. I really, really don't. But why are you asking these rude rude questions? So many rude questions at a funeral. Why are you either shouting or whispering? And I hate to bring this up because it's none of my business,. Have you ever shit your pants in public Look, I apologize if you were near me that one time that I did it. but just tell me the worst thing that you've ever done in front of somebody else I mean, I showed them my body. I don't know. Yuck. There' a fire They asked me to, it just was terrifying. There's a fire. I apologize, I cannot the buildings I cannot hear anything you're saying. and I know it's my fault because I went to this Incredible. Everything's fine. It's gonna be fine They' the fire L answer I'm so sorry, can you hear him? Did he say five there's a? Do women tend to respond well to you This one Wh was the last shit All right, all It was your last? So your thing is either whispering or shouting? Well, it was speak at an inappropriate volume. Okay. And then your thing is asking the most rude questions. Ask intrusive questions. Intrusive is my thing. Your thing You're afraid of everyone I actually don't know. be overly apologetic. I thought I was being too obvious. It feels that way. A lot of these things are obvious and that's the fun of the And that's the fun. One more. One more Paul's dealing You Inead putting it behind a giant thing in fr Jy. Fuck you. Fuck you It's a beautiful morning I agree with you. I think it is a beautiful morning. and when I think about mornings like this, I remember having the same Thought So it's yeah. ye, I agree. It's very I don't know, it's very nice It is U what are so what are we doing guys Well, right now lets dance as David Bowie once said. I was going to say we're having conversation obviously because Sure, But why did you ask us to come in? Well, there's more. We've had this we've had conversations in the past and they've been similar to this where we're each talking in turn and learning things And this is, I think, an example of that as well. I just have to conf I'm bad. I'm I had to confess. You're bad I'm bad. I'm bad. You just you know you're bad like I'm bad. I'm like I'm just everything Wh I think you're good I think you're good. You give to charity You give elderly people rides to the bus stop. I don't have them all the way, but yeah, they Right, But ultimately halfway there. I think this concludes that you are a good person Um Look, don't I don't necessarily have time for any of this stuff, but Paul, why did you bring us here Okay U You don't want to say it I'm going to move out It was I'm moving out. It was good living with you. I'm moving out We Lauren, we cannot afford to lose another roommate because Well I, you know what, you're losing two roommates because I'm also moving out Okay. we didn't talk about this before, but Look, I'm just tired of coming back For these meetings that you call and you have no agenda. I'm so t. I've been trying to get my agenda out. You interrupted me, you interrupted me and it's happened before. Yeah, but you you go on and on and on. a sentence and you don't ever say what you're at Don't It goes on and on and on and on and on. I refute that on and on. I refute that one hundred percent becausecause if you'll notice in these conversations I start to talk I get out a couple sentences, you guys interrupt me. My anxiety. It just happened again My anxiety. Oh, when she said her anxiety, Oh, I'm so sorry. It sounds like you're winding down your sentence without any idea of what you're going to say. It you're just saying you're going like Oh, what is long and winding road where we just never know where it's gonna go. This is two against one Because first it takes two. You'll say something take you'll think that it's against me Yeah What does that tell you about yourself I have terrible taste in roommates because Other roommates have left, more and more have left, you are now saying you're leaving. You didn'tick us We picked you This is our house. Here's what gonna happen We're gonna take And we're moving out of it. We're moving out. You're gonna take No diggity. You're gonna take the bare necessities And you're gonna get out. R B lose sty. We're keeping a lot of your stuff. This is robbery Because if you keep something or take something that's not yours, Whaterere you in definition or I It's a sunshine day. whyy don't you just get out there and Boogie,oogie,oogie down the stre. I tell you what. enjoy it Tell tellell us I'm leaving because You guys are kicking me out. Well, we do own the house, but we were willing to move out just because we don't want to be around you. Jesus You're always sucking on chili dogs Outside Tasty Freeze, but also inside our house Mm You're