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You know Hey, welcome everybody to Freedom. My name is Paul My name is Lauren My name is Gant. And this is our final episode, isn't that wild final episode of this. But it could be our final episode are not requested to make many more. Yes. And so And who does that? Who requests that Colin. How do people get? Colin Fth? Cin Firth Colin F him pog hasouse, there'nd him postcards. That then stuttering assult.in no that wass just a character. What? In real life, he posses a stammer.. Yes Cin Cin. Oh who doesn't? Oh my God, loveve actually. He comes to us and he says eses a night My strange visitor. Yeah my strange Oscar nominated visitor. willill you make more three to sols? He needs it. Will you make more The clanking of chains. Yeah, he dresses up as a ghost for some reason. He digested potatoodcast. D Undigested potato. He's making a reference to a Christmas carol. I know, but I don't I knew half of it. I didn't know the potato part. So you knew something was undigested? No, I knew that the clanging of the chain could be a blot of mustard. What is undigested beef Oh, okay. What's theat of potato? Yes. Is it eye of potato? Is it eye of potato of newt? Potatoes have eyes Right? Okay, I'm gonna look up Christmas Carol potato. Look up Christmas Carol. A witch' brew you may be Redneck. You may be R You might be an Redneck. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese. A crumb of cheese. A fragment of underdone potato. A fragment of underdone potato. There's a vision here the punchline There's more of gravy than gray about you, whatever you are That's a burn for a ghost. For a ghost. Oh shit. It's so. I he's some food I ate. It's a confvers burn. You covered in fish Its a confaper, but the ghost gets it. The ghost knows what's talking? The ghost ghost. The ghost knows what's talking about. Also he's like on the defensive now. G ghost knowosts, what are you talking about? Oh, I, it's almost time to put out my Halloween guys from Paul that once scared the hell out of me when they arrived this time, I really I was gonna do it to her. I don't know if it's gonna happen. How guys? Paul sent me like these I asked Laurn, who are your Halloween guys? And she told me and I got little figurines of. They're like they're like funk, pop adjacent, but they're like little statues with big heads. And they're all these horror characters.orror characters Sn workers. They're whors. They're whoreors and slots. They're famous snpewkingor. I push them out and I look at them. And I get wory and I loveem. Um, there there's like u Who is it? There's like Scarecrow. Who is Wh I now I'm more Wait Scarecrow No, it's Scarecrow from thatman? No, no, I' mixing it up because it looks like that. It's that one that has the candy. Who's like the little candyman? What the fuck are you not candyman? You know that bag guy who's like in a burlap sack and has like a big lollipop? No, no. It's a scary movie. youard It's a real movie? Yeah. the strangers? Look it up ook, what am I supposed to look up in order not have a big lolly. Sary movie. S Candy, candy Man, Burlap sack, lolly pop. It's all gonna comeap sack, lolly pop. Okay, here we go. Sack is it from the movie Trick orr Trick or treat Yeah Fucking called. And then there's like Freddie Kruger. And then there's What scary movie has a burlapsack head, trick or treat himself. I saw someone dressed as that walking down the street A aroundround Halloween semester, but it wasn't Halloween yet, and I was like, you're scary. It.re iting a scary movie or is it a kids movie? It's a scary movie.. That's killer. It'sort That's a killer. It' sort of comedy too. Yeah. It's it's fun It's a fun movie. O' like, you know, slap stoopy. Soopy goopy. It' spoopy for your spaghetti monster Wherere you to come out It wasn't long ago.urt is a Miac? It was long ago. I'm afraid Curtis the Maniac will appear. Curtis is the maniac, I'm scared. tell me hush now, hush now. But those are my scariest decorations My decorations tend to skew charming a little bit cute. Yeah. Yeah.' they're kind of cute because they're like little heads. We're doing I love a little head. I love an I can't lose. I love a little head Just a little. J a small amount. There was a comic that I knew in Philly Do you remember when the local news went from eleven PM to ten PM? all day. That my whole world changed. Wait, eleven PM. It used to like ten when was What it do between ten PM and eleven P P. I simply don't understand. Okay They moved the news ph I eleven PM to ten. What did you think he? it went from eleven started at eleven PM and then it goes all the way to ten AM the next day. And they too one hour off to sleep. And they moved to do this. Yeah, ye. They moved Wait, so it moved from. Like when I was a kid, local news was six and eleven. And we liked it that way. And we liked it We schedule our whole day around. Six is like you're getting home from work. eleven's like, you should be asleep, dad. Yeah. Why are you watching the news right now? Yeah, becausecause he finally has a moment under. But eleven's too late It's not too late when you consider the kids to bed, then you have to wait for your fucking wife to go to bed. And then and then it's like, okay, let's watch This is my domain, my castle. Let's see current d's events. I could watch the news. I watched the fucking news the other day for the first time. I watched live TV for the first time in a long time and I watched something at ten PM and at eleven the news came on And I could not believe how far it's fallen Like the lead story was Coyote attacked a dog back the yard because they're doing news all damn day. so they just need whatever they can get at that point. And it was just like a video that someone posted on Twitter. Yeah. Local news in Chicago is the pro I mean, usually I mean, back when we were watching it was at least someone got murdered somewhere or something like that, but now it's just like a dog was attacked and then they did all angles of it They What? they showed it? They showed it and then they like the the reporter went out and talked to the woman, like did all, you know, all this just for like they talked to the coyote I'm sorry you should interview.' like, not sorry. I'd do it again. I don't want to interrupt you for I appreciate that. So are you going to say Because if not, I have something I was I was gonna to talk about So there was a slow the local Fox affiliate Their slogan was when they made the move from they were the first ones to do it, I remember locally They moved from eleven to ten And their slogan was An hour of news, an hour ahead. So you were like, you felt like you were getting the jump. You got it ahead of everyone else? Yes. But there was there was a comedian he wass a very nice guy But his he had a joke that was about that that was dependent on H speech pattern. And it's the only way it worked. He's like Yeah know, a thick accent Hey, you know, I'm watching u Fox News and they say they're going they're going to go earlier and there's they say, uh An hour in newews, an hour ahead And I'm taking Itesn't sound bad News So now we're ready so that you would be getting head for an hour.. Oh, I got it. I chuckled and toorttled. Which it works if the phrase was An hour of right An hour of news. An hour An hour on news, An hour of headad. Yeah that Well I mean, would you like an hour of head And h would you? Would you watch an hour of news if that meant you would get an hour of head I just can't f. You can't. Yeah, I can't, unless I bring it up If it comes out of your brain, it's okay. I control the field f. I'm to say it's disgusting. By the way, you are the one who started when he said a little head. You're the one who you It it as fast as I.ure but begged me to tell that story, Lauren. Don't forget. it's on tape. Please, please, wease. s the one the gu said up. And then please break it down with you. You one hour Talk about it please. Don't include me, just make it about that. headad is for a man and wh. I know, but you were looking at him It' about him and I didn't want to be a part of it, okay Why can't I have some fun? You can Do whatever you want. An hour is too much. Okay. Yeah What's the limit? What this High school? It take two minutes. I'm just k So now you're in. Wait Wait You had something, but I also have something. I have nothing. I have one of our most revered segments Oh, well I guess stop to reality recap. Yeahah. Re. Well because I saw on YouTube but this is kind of more This this is Lauren's topopics? No, is a reality re. Reality re. Yeah. It's been what you had before? we said Yeah, 'cause you were talking about that cooyote eating that talk and that made me think about how Mike and I have been watching a show now Two coyotes, one dog. Coming up. It's an hour long. Perfect for a blow job. You're perfect to watch what you're getting. Perfect for a single blow job. Bear too short for a blow job. I've always said that We we're addicted positively addicted to the show alone, which has been pitched to me many times by Manansukas, Mary, a lot of people know. So now people have to pitch you shows. They're just telling me, Oh, you gotta watch this, you gotta watch this. And it's come up enough times then U S some of their friends mentioned it that This is about going to the bank and or getting like a school business loan It's called a loan, A LO and E and then these people are survivalist. They go and buy themselves to get loans? Yes. And it's really hard because they Grandma's negotiating with you. Theyranda. Grandma help me get this loan. No, they go He's a good boy He'll say it, Bag. So we started with season six because the internet said that was like one of the most exciting seasons. Don't you want to start and then work up to it Because now nothing will match season six. No, we just watch we're watching past that now, basically. I see. Season six, It's on Hulu, but people are Surviving alone in the Arctic. And for as long as they can and they're all in different like forty five minutes U beforefore they tap out. No, I mean, these people go a long time. Some people don't last long, but because they're naked They're clothed in alone. They are clothed and alone. How clothed Warm winter clothes. But like underneath, G strings? Yeah, they have G strings under underneath and tittdy tassels And it's so that's mandatory. And so you only see that when they'reen women. They're close. But it's really great. And one person wins at the end, but they don't know if they're being. Well So it's a group of people. They're all in separate places. They have no idea what's going on with anyone else and you're just trying to go as long as you w Do when the second or last person drops out, do they tell the first person like, oh, hey, that person dropped out or do they just see do they never tell them They go no, they don't make them go too long. They just go right when that person leaves, they go over to that. I think it would be funny like someone drops out three days in and then another twenty seven days. It honestly might be a couple days later because one of the things that happens is they bring out a member of their family to surprise them and say like you won Oh and so it's always a surprise, even though there's multiple seasons Well, I've only seen the ending of one season, so I don't know U But the surprise would be you don't know that they're coming because you don't know that you won Right So like you're hoping every day that that would happen to you, but it's probably It's probably not going to. So you just have to keep working, shooting beavers. So fucking Now we're on season nine. Sing working, shooting beavers Nhern Oh beavers. Canada somewhere in season nine. think about the se like the The bologna first. Oh, but the wait, but the best part of the show I just need to say one clony verse That's what they would call. the world of the show alone. Is B movie Bolog. Is B movie about boney?. I started watching that reason This is the first star series in our belodiverse. But you wait w Wit Wait So there' They're all people who are like really good at doing this. like they' they're either like teacure of survival or they've lived like this in different parts of their life or whatever, where they have to hunt and so they only have a few tools. They have like wait and they can do it? They can do it They have bows and arrows sometimes.. Bers in there. Come on you can't. It can't be comeome on.ree word. Yes When it comes to de Lur, you try Is this her last episode? you're trying to like squeeze him in? Yeah ye, G it all out there. U So any who it's kind of great though because like so they're eating like this fucking stuffreat like Alexander. They kill like kill this guy kills like why do you kill a mole rat or something? likeike something really gross mo rat Yeah. Ohost Kevin S. Now we're doing it intentionally. It's a tiny Kein. No no kidding. He kills a tiny Kevin Smith And he cooks it up and he's like he's like one of the most impressive guys. He makes this amazing like shelter and he's like doing he's like he looks like the guy from Stranger Things who like takes in eleven. I don't really haven't seen that show beyond for seeason one, but you know what I'm talking about? Yeah He's now in Rnd. He kind of looks like him. He's like just seems really like tough and like he's got it all together. And he eats this fucking like muskat, whatever. and then he's Literally two hours later like And it happens like it's starting to become our catchphrase for this show is o my go Like anytime someone eats him this is he's like ' he's so good. This is so good. And then an hour later he's like dying of like food like seriousuck parasites in his stomach. So he eats beaver for an hour and what happens? Yeah Oh, Scott, wow. How dare you? Um, No, he So every single person who eats something Basically you start to think that that's what' gonna happen every time because it happens a lot. It doesn't always mean they go home, but like they feel so ill that they're like dealing with this and you're just watching them throw up for like a long time. She Crazy. So why are they getting so sick? Is it because they' Sometimes there's stuff in there. Like you can't guarantee that it's like a clean animal. L it's like, they're doing their best. they're not on a farm. Yeah. Yeah These animals are They're eating r sorts of stuff. And a lot of times it goes well, but like they're eating squirrels and So gross. Can they bring food if they want? No they can you rel Here's my question for you. How long would you last Not at all like one? Yeah. Yeah, I think I would be one I would bring in ten candy bars I'd e them all. I would be my ten things that I would bring.ingood cand. I would in one minute. I can see myself actually bursting into tears and being and being asked to go home. Oh and asking to go You have to tap out, you have to call on your Walky talking. Yeah. Yeah. And they call you and they'd say you have to go home. Like as soon as the chopper Starts flying away. No I made a mistake. D didn't tell me the Jepherd was leaving? I don't know have a tent. They have to build tents. They have a tarp. They have to build their sh. They're a tarp. They make it out of like No, they're amazing. You didn't mention the tarp. st I would do that twenty one days. They'reing wood and making like log cabins and stuff. It's like amazing. But the season nine, the season six was they have to stay as long as they can and they win five hundred thousand dollars Oh you didn't mentioned that e. No, it's really good Money. Eight months. Season nine They have wait, it's for money. T. A hundred days. they have to reach that point The first hundred and sixty I won't say but the people who were there were not lasting long. Wow Wowow, a hundred days I can do it. How we should do it? I should do do right now Okay byye You called my bluff Well, Lauren what is going on? U That's what I'm watching. You feel like Scott was the first that connected us and now we have nothing to talk. Exactly. Hi everyone. Did you m me? the fuck who is Is it you? I shruck myself. Wh squish him. You tid your You didn't say not to. You didn't say not. I had to always say not to strink yourself. Yeah. It seems like that's a lot of work for everyone else except you. Sorry, but I did it. But do I have to say not to do everything else that I don't want you to do? Okay, list I want to don't. Don't be gigantic. Oh good, cash. Wait, that's your next port of call?. Gigantic So what iss your reality? You Lieutenant. Are you done with Vanderpump yet? We are I am I am I noticed you sent me a out You sent me a video and it seemed to be from this season. Yes. We we made it to season ten We made it, of course to first we made it to a major milestone That's a Bitcoin. Yeah, which was not quite the way Scott delivered it notot a great impression. Was I correct though, that later they would They they would make more out of it in the No. it's always the same. It's always the exact same thing. Yeah, they don't they didn't like autobe' a bitcoin. No, he just goes that's a bitcoin I saw it horrible. I saw it I didn't know what you were I didn't know what that means. Because what Scott does, he goes, That's a bit coin. Yeah, he makes so much more. likeike a child catcher So I'm wrong bad, Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you're wrong and bad So we have we have finally We know what Scandaval is. Thank God, ' that's the only thing I know. So were you shocked when Scandaval happenens Well, obviously we were going into it looking for signs of what it would be. Right. Right which they then had to edit. Were you right?ater episodes of the showere you right? I had two possibilities and one of them was right. It was not specifically that person. you did not protect anyone. I knew it had to be Sandal the names. I knew Sandival was involved probablyably because of the name Scandaval. was That was my first clue and I was like, it can't be that easy. Yeah. And then it turned out it was.. Do your own research. U I did call that he had an affair. That was like an off camera affair Did you think I sa the producer or something? thought was I thought it was maybe somebody that we had not somebody that was not involved in the show. Right, right. But knew it was something I knew it had to be something slimy. I thought it was either that or that he fucked over his business partner. Oh I remember somebody They will never do that. Made a thing that was like comparing it if you don't watch the show. It's like if Obama was secretly having an affair with Joe Biden That's how close like it was. L Bill like if Bill Clinton had an affair with an intern or something. Oh my Godd, that would be insane An Journ who was a great friend of Hillary Clinton. What if they were best friends? But anyway, as bad as the end of all It is so we So' Aabby? We're not completely done. We're halfway through. Congratulations. reunion episode and then move on to the third and then we willll be all calledught up. what are you gonna do? Yeah Watch other TV shows. Really? Yeah. We really put the time in. We would call it a good job. and we would say back to work. I watched a TV show that I won't promote. And I'll tell you what it was later. But I was really enjoying it And then the ending of the season was in the middle of a climactic moment where which is how the show had been working at the end of every episode like oh, big thing happens, then you want to keep watching. Yeah. And just ended and And then I'm like I'm never you're not gonna you're not going to get another season Or it's going to be two years t I get to see what happens next. TV shows enough enough with the trying to tease a future series me like some sort of ending, then I will want more But I'm like still like Just give me some sort of like, and then this happened I think like early on in Vanderpump there was either like at the end of the second or third season It definitely ended like a series finale where they're like, it doesn't look good for us and then they've all worked out. Yeah. But it was the way they're reminiscing or whatever Every narrative show does that now where it's like they End a season without resolving the story they've been telling. Yeah. It's like resolve this one story. Maybe give a hint or something like You have something like, oh, there's more word Yeah it could go But it's better when it's more like justified seasons where it just ends the story you're telling and then like the next season you can pick up on a new story. I've never seen justified. Oh, it's so good in this new I haven'ten new one yet. new one's great Ugh, what happened? Got got a shiver. Are you all right? You got a shiver? like Okay, we need to take a break because Paul got a shiver. Let's get a blanket. This episode is sponsored by Better Help Oh, I always forget this summer is somehow both relaxing and incredibly chaotic at the same time Like in my mind, summer is me sitting peacefully outside with a drink and a light breeze But in reality It's me sweating while trying to coordinate seventeen different schedules and pretending that's fun. There's this weird pressure to have a good summer, to make memories, be social, travel, sayay yes to everything, Enjoy every sunny day. and suddenly you're exhausted by July And I think sometimes we forget that taking care of yourself is also a productive use of summer. 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Let me take two because I wanted to see time fly Lauren. Lauren, Lauren's texting Because I wasn't W wouldn't be freedom if Lauren wasn't texting. Oh, that's not true. That's not true at all. I'm always extremely present. cares Who cares? Welcome back to the show Welcome back. I've just been looking at pictures of Sam from Trick or Treat That's his name sam. That's name. name little guy. Yeah. Well, now when I put him out, I'll say hi, Sam. I may have mentioned this on the show before, but this is one of those non musical earworms that you get sometimes is a friend of mine said out of nowhere My friend Buddy Fitz Patrick. and I think I've told this on the show before, but's it's spooky season,' upon us. I'll tell it again Spoopy season ison is pretty spook. Is spoopy just cute spooky? Is that what that is? I think so. Yeah I've never heard sppoop. It's very internet slang. It's very internet. It's giving internet If you're talking about Josh the stabber you might say that's spoop. It's a creepy spoopoo. It's spoopyoo.'soop pasta.'s a spoop spaghetti. It's spoopy spaghetti. I understand it. It's a creepy beep. But one time my friend Buddy said outut of nowhere, Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Freddy Kruger. you was introducing. And that was it. It was like a British accent, where? What's the situation? It Mister Fredier.. Honestly, that's what I was doing when I was on a alone because like sometimes Oh my go. Sometimes they do like a little funny thing to the camera. I'm like, all I wouldd be doing is being like until I just die. I to sleon. You wouldn't be allowed to sing I was reading a Mark. I was reading a Mark McGraath interview Wow about Big Brother. and of course, you know, because of the copyright stuff. So Paul, you wouldn't be able to say two minutes later, you would You could make up your own songs.a Hwk. You can make up your own songs. That's true. able to. I think they may just come in in case it has the same melodody as another one they just come in and go. Don't know singing. Speaking of making up your own songs You have a new birthday song Yes So becauseuse we've all been waiting we were six We were wait. I've opened a chain restaurant. Yeah and we First order of business, make a own birthday s.. You don't know the menu or anything like. This is sort of a thing that people do a lot. almost like being like, no one wants to hear your dreams. People like to go like The happappy Birthday song is not a good song. It's like everyone's just singing low notes. don't you feel like it's like a thing that people are constantly saying now? Yes. ye. ye, yeah. O one of my favorite things about happy B the way, I like happappy Birthday as long as it's not directed at me It's always uncomfortable and weird. Yeah. It's a fancy. You can say happy birthday toever you want. just don't say it to me. Yeah, exactly. I don't house. We don't like happappy birthday directed at me. But everyone's like, Hi Happy birthday. But I like What is better than when people start too high? That's the best Happy birthday . Everybody's trying to get up there. Happy bir Yeah Yeah, it's great. You need to have one professional singer at every party. So here's the song. You know, Brian Jordan Alvarez. Okay, this has been Ruining my life because it's in my head so much. It's in but I love it. Well it's really funny, but I'm saying you know what a song will not As as of this recording. There have been so many covers of it. of course the song called Sitting by his character, TJ Mack. You know that name is so funny. And I just want to you know what? in case nobody's heard it And I just w to play it for everybody. Here. plug in Plug it in, plug it in plug it pl in plg it in Every plug you do. 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Oh my God, peopleople did it. So I was looking for a seamless transition to do. songs. This is it Guess what We don't have access to these songs. What? I need to request access to them. So I just access. I've just texted him, Hey, give us access to these songs. Come on, dude You a producer it's a dropbox that apparently they changed everything. They did because I was trying to get ax or something the links he sent me. So yeah,' blind here If we can't access Dropbox I don't know what wom. And what do you I mean, we're look, I don't want to give away our location But Mars, we're in a blimp on Mars But I will give away what day it is. It's a Sunday afternoon. Yeah Matt better be by his computer on a Sunday afternoon I will flip that fuck. you think he's a mass? He might be a mass. You might be. You mass? If he's not a risk shoot for us Now, am I wrong or did Matt have some news? Let me see. Yeah. Laurerennces topopics, Matt has news. I w. I think I saw this In a special Laurerenn top. He got engagedadaka does a takeover. Now he got engaged. I didn't even see this. This was august fourteenth. I need to put a like on it and I need to comment on it right now. U Mat's engaged. Yeah. Yeah. too us. No too the three Well, I didn't see it So he's engaged to the three of us. Yeah. There's a loves woman the photos so I don't know That's the combination of the three of them. He bought the room. We look good. Yes. He went to the mall. He got a composite made. That's what she looked like. Can you imagine how beautiful we would be if there was a combination Three of us. Yeah. We were at my gym today with our daughter and one of our friends was remarking there has never been like a more clear combination of two people. Wow With her. Yeah You know, it's just like very You lum dry. A lot of kids it' like, o, you look so much like your mom or you look so much like your dad. It's just a very like half and half likeike Maya Hawk Yeah Exactly. He's more Uma? No. Okay Wrong. She's more Oprah. Uhh I didn't have of Ethan Hall. I'll keep going. We made it up. Oh very good. So I'm gonna keep clicking on this and hope no. We made that one up. That one was fake. Nope It didn't happen. You fell f. False. Stupid. idiot We got you. You fool That what's going on. C on Benny okay Hey buddy, you okay? I'm all right. So you went to my gym? You run around in the little ball pit or what's going on Yeah, I don't even bring her anyte. The name of the place is my gym. Yeah. okay I know it should be our gym. It's a little gym for the baby. Yeah, who's the m in this situation? My haawk It's my adoxream M M. M. It's Mario's job. But it's a me. have a have friends who signed up at the same time as you intentionally? or is this a coincidence that you saw? Well we all there were some friends that we tested it out becauseuse you take two classes before you sign up So we tested it out at the same time, and then we went around telling other friends, hey, test it out. And so now there's a big group of like five of us Five couples and me, I go there.. You just like it's my gym. Yeah. Oh, it's your gym. You just go there work out I get so mad. these fucking kids Yeah. Just like goofing around while you're on the rowing machine. Hey. It's dangerous. Wipe that down. Yeah. Yeah great. So yeah, we went two days in a row because we missed a couple of weeks. So we did a makeup class. so we'd been two days in a row. She gets very excited. Yeah Yeah. and cute. Now when we go to the car, I think she knows we're going to my gym because that's the only place we ever go. But sometimes you go into the vet. And then she get Well you have to mix it up so that she's scared everyhere. No no, we have to Aid glands expression. We have to start going to the dentist now. We talked to the dentist. Don't get out of go. A actually have a great dentist for you. Okay. I've heard negative stories from other places, so I'll send you information if you're you have one good story to balance it out? Well, so you went despite all these terrible stories? No, I went to the place that had a lot of positive stories from people. But they had also like the group that I'm in also recommended like this other place that some people were saying They hit or mess with certain people. And then my friend went to this other place and had a horrible experience with her child where they they're like pinning him down and like wouldn't stop when he was screaming and stuff. And her they was very traumatizing to him. And I the place that I took Holly was delightful. She had a great time. She talks about it all the time. Really? She wants to go back. She like thinks it's great. Like it was like they have a TV on the ceiling playing bluey as so when the kids laying back That's good. And the parent holds the child while I can just put a TV on my own ceiling and play Buey. so are you gonna clean your teeth? Freak. And then the dentist and his wife, it's like a husband and wife and they were like they kiss and make out. They were singing songs the whole time and like, while he's cleaning her teeth. I have a really funny video of it. But she's just kind of like, huh? And then like she got a toy at the end and she was so happy. Oh wow She she did not like the first time we brushed her teeth. Yeah. and then I showed her that I would do it with my own brush and I would go brush brush, brush, brush, brush brush, and then she would smile. And so now she likes it. she gets very excited when it comes out. and she brush she brushes her teeth. But'm we're trying to do that with a dentist. My mom was telling me the other day that I just hated any dentist or doctor or anything. I was wondering this, Paul, do you feel this way?, Well, I'm on the spot here because we're the age This is the reason I direct it might be the same. it might be the same thing. to hear what it is But I feel a lot of literature when we were kids and a lot of TV shows, like they had a lot of stuff about the dentist and the doctor, like getting shots and getting cavities drilled. Yeah. And it instilled like a fear of these places Yeah when really you're just going to get like, you know your teeth cleaned or stuff that doesn't really hurt all that much most of the time Yeah, but I mean, but then as a kid, you do get cavities and then it fucking sucks Yeah. And you know I never I actually never had a cavity until I was twenty seven or something.ood for you. good for you. was so why was I so afraid where I was like my mom would have to bribe me Well fifty thousand dollars. Scared of the tools in your mouth and all that stuff. It's kind of like it's kind of creepy. It sucks. Yeah. I don't likes I don't like going Yeah But I u I I remember we had we had a dentist as a kid who did not. I remember him drilling my two drill baby drill And it hurts so much I don't think he gave me anesthetic I think maybe he was going to and then maybe I fought against having a needle put in my mouth. I don't know, but I do remember Or maybe he did and it didn't take. I mean, all I can remember is the fucking Crazy pain Yeah of having my tooth drilled into It's horrible. It was insane. My mom had to get a root now when she was pregnant with me, so she couldn't have any No know. Whever She couldn't wait. No it came. nine. I think it was essential. That's fucking rough. Yeah. That's rough. Yeah. Yeahow Yeah Why don didt how far alone I don't know It's just I guess it's just a story I've heard of that just was what happened to make you feel bad. Yeah. yeah. ye. And it works Yeah Every time you see her mommy I'm so s. You just't like the m. So but Holly liked it so much. She She talks about it all the time. She's always like dentist and like we have like flucsers that that they recommended. That's thing is, are they like the disposable ones? Yeah, it's like a plastic. So they say that we have to start doing this now. No, which' so extreme Im like as a kid C iss like, well, you have to do it because I won't be able to do it. I'm like, I don't know. I feel like if I just show her me doing it once, she'll go, Oh.ent I don't know. Honestly, I, you don't have to do it to this dentist but I felt that it was sounds here a lot of negativeives. You don't have to go to this dentist, but you can't stay. People just have like I'm in this like Facebook moms group and like the stories of the dentist can be so horrible that like this one is all positive and my experience is really positive, so that's all I can say. Okay, there you go It' It seemed early to me, but thenes. We didn't take her u til she was two, because this New York Times article the old gray lady. It said it said four months after they get their first teeth and Emmy's had or by a year I exam a year. weven't really What, you know, those videos of like the baby Having the glasses put on for the first time. Yeah. And then they always hearing aid. And they always smile. Yeah. I would love to see one where it's like ugly like,. My parents are ug rips them off. I don't want to see this stupid world. Yeah, but it feels like a lot of this stuff is happening a lot earlier than I ever knew it to be. Maybe they always were recommending things that early, but people just didn't do it. like When I was a kid Go to the dentist till you are I always in school I feel like I don't feel like I was going. Well, we were talking about that with my mom and my mom, you know, just all the stuff we're doing. She's like, Yeah, we never did any of that. and you slept. in the crib with blankets. you were on your tummy, you know, all this. And she goes, and you're so alive. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, stats weren't great outut of luck. Yeah. She goes, Yeahah, you're right, your dad's One of the guys he was in Vietnam with, their baby died while he was in Vietnam and he couldn't go back and all this kind stuff. So it's like, Yeah mom baby's fight in Vietnam. I know. Well that was that important. It was the time. Also Presidenton President Nixon. What if David Bowie in that song had done a President Nixon impersonation P Non? President Nixon? You think that's David Boy' P president N next an impression? Yeah, probably. Wh, What do you David Body's president N nextakes an impression I'd like to do an impression it This is the American presresident Richard look good. This a donon look crook Where a hole, where a hole ix Warh all. You know how he says Andy War. The song Andy Warhol, he's like, it's War Whole, W wholeole I guess I didn't know that. I guess I didn't know that during the intro. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Freddy Christter Freddie Kruger! He' is playing a piano with his knives. Once again, Freddie Kruger. Do you think it's easier to play piano with knives than it is with fingers? Yes. Why would it cheap code? Why wouldn't it be? Yeah, obviouses are thinner. Yeah. Well also playing you can get in those cracks because most of the really good notes are right in between those keys. Yeah If you we aren't able to get those Be our fingers are too f. If you play with forks, you can play so many more Nes at the same time. But use a spoon because you'll want to get every drop. Yeah obbviously Oh Matt Mat has tag like. Matt has written something, newew link for the Oho songs. Yay. And I click on it and here they are. Are we ready? I am I'd love to hear. Here we go. This is by Cole Mapstone C mapstone I don't know what these are I don't know why So good. That was really good So you say saying was saying it. And he said he wanted people to add music to it.. Okay. So it could replace the current o, no, no, no by the Schenl laws. Okay, got it. All right, this is by Uh John This is too long. Johnny two K AK Johnitt I don't know, here's a moment. That was sort of unexpected. No. Wow. Now imagine that being played over a toddler dropping an ice cream cone. Yeah ye. Do we have another one? Oh yeah Probably Probably five more This is submitted by Joe. Okay. This is by Joe. J Honestly, that would be very funny on a video. It's kind of hopeful That just me chatting.. He kept in a little bit of the He kept doing ch to chat. Yeah. Okay. now this U this is submitted by Philip Emmiot Sortly. I like that. I like the little higher pitched. Yes. This is submitted by Lauren No you didn't. No didid I learn proro tools or whatever it would take? No Oh It's really unsettling. I feel like you're in the bathroom something bad. That was exactly the phrase that was in my mind unsettling. An unconventional take by Lauren This is submitted by Zach. That's my favorite so far. Ied by people, you know? I know I p more. Last one. Smitted by Matthew Brown. Here we go.. Y for your white stocking's go your healed shes Matthew Brown, by the way. becausecause you're in like the Marie Antoinette moment. Oh, you're the Marie Antoinette moment. It's got a. you're wearing white stockings on your heel. Heel shoes You know, you're growing this I like this, and you have your powdered wig? Yeah, Did you ever see the great powdered wig? It's a powdered wig and you're wearing white socks with your heel shoes. And these are what we call the Marie Antoinette moments Hey. All of those were great. Those are great. Thank you so much. Good job, everyone. Matthew Brnd, by the way, parenthetical a composer Oh, pardon me all the hell. So some people are just hobbyists Some people did know this that was pro professional. Somebody S over. Yeah, something over there ittle bit of this, little bit of that little bit Well, that was delightful. That was delightful. Thanks so much. Thank you everybody. Paul, do you have a new song to for people to work on in between seasons here It's a good question Um, what's used to I mean, beyond that, what I hear a lot is you've got a friend in me with any two creatures together There's Yeah a frame. There's that song that's kind of a new song J she a littleing when they gonna tell what the do they d d d doo Oh yeah. T youllow You know, have you heard that one? I have heard that one. All. I haven't heard it If h St up. I like it. It's a fun song. when I put it on Holly, it's like Yeah. seemounds like something you. Yeah. Does she scream to music? is that? She likes certain she'll dance and know she's really into like shaking her booty. It's kind of funny thing. Well, thanks so much for those. We're gonna take a break And when we come back the final feature of the season And maybe ever Oh Yeah, I know. Oh no, no no Don't go backwards. Oh no No no, no, no no no, no no no We'll be right back Study and play. come together on a Windows eleven PC. 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They participate in U.S Taco Bell locations for a limited time only while supplies last, contact store for availability And we're back. And very quickly, here's another song that people can work on. Okay, if they want to. This is to replace Randy Newan sing, you've got a friend N to replace Randy Newman, we love that Randy Newman is still with us. No, I don't have that power. I don't have that power But if I did, let be gone, there would be a lot of people. What's going with that short peopleople song What about It was from nineteen seenty. I'm just wondering what it's obviously a joke, but I'm like but why? Like I just I'm curious why he was I think it's a satirical take on like we keep finding new reasons to hate people.. Yes. a satirical take on bigotry in that it's it's just a random thing. It doesn't make any sense to hate people for these these reasons. Yeah. And he's saying, what if you just hated short people for being short? Yes. And he's right It made people hate short people. Y. Well, he describes them with like bey eyes and like Yeah. They got tiny little voices going beP. That's a bird Allright Oh I think they have tiny little cards that go pe tiny little voice going peep, pee peep.. Or loving it. It's great great song. All right, so This is a song that would replace you've got a friend in me. Yes. And people would put it retroactively into Toy story as well I mean I would like that. Yeah, but' not I'm not asking money to go that far. That's hard to do. But there was that kid who edited Toy Story three three to make it look like the toys died and showed it to his m. So that kid d. Do anyone do you No it's so funny. You know, you know where the part in the middle of Toy Story three where they're in the trash compactor or whatever and they're about to burn up A kid they rented it from Blockbuster or whatever, and then they watched it one night and then The mom didn't have time to She's like, Well, I'll watch it tomorrow. So they edited it where it just fades out right as they're about to burn up and it goesirectred It goes to credit's directed by And then they filmed her watching this. And you hear the mom say like Wh That's the end That the end? Why would they do that? And they keep bringing it up and they keep filming and she's like, that was a weird movie. That's what they all do die In the end. What so strange. Have you seen this thing that I posted that's like Girls asking their boyfriends how often they think about the Roman Empire? Somebody else. I saw some else. That' so funny to me ' like all the guys are like months a week every day And now every other day. It makes me scared because it's like you have I been thinking about the Roman Empire and I'm not aware of it? I have to ask my dad because I bet you he'll say every day. Are the guy I just feel like it's going to be every day Are the guys just saying to seem to seem not like they're not like they think about they're like I thought about yesterday Wh I haven't thought about it in Have you? You don't think so? becausecause maybe you have. I mean, maybe think every time I think about Jesus and how much I love him and how he died from his sins and stuff. I also think of Aqueducts a lot. Sure, yeah, of course And I think I do think about rendering u to Caesar what it Caesar's? Yeah, of course I like how he would dress up like a beggar. a year Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that too. Me too I dress up like Caesar dressing up as a begger. Yep, where I have a little crown and I put makeup over here. And you stand by the freeway I colored same cold my hair So sing this song. All right, so this will be an original song that people can use. So it's like if you have two babies that are friends, if you have a baby and a dog that are friends, it's like always baby and anut. if you have like a' be a crazy dog and a cat that. although there are videos of kids saying hello to bugs, which is really funny to me. That's cute. Yeah It's really it's just adorable. It's so sweet. Hi. So you' think aad of an annt. Two hats that are friends Two hats next to each other. Sentient hats. P They don't have to be sentient. Pixar hats? Sentient. The secret life of hats S What do they get up to when we're not around? Well, that's what we don't know. and we never know unless you turned a camera on them. What if we did a parody of cats called hats? and it was all about the different types of hats, like a cowboy hat and a beanie. Oh, I think would be. Baseball cat. As terrible as that We did this. Yes, I think it would be worse than cats. Would it be like the act actors are wearing a hat and they're representing the hat? or is it big hats that move around on stage? Well That's Livesville Yeah. Yes Welcome to Lidsville. Lidsville they were all big hats or was just the one hat that he fell into. No, they were all big hats. They're all big hats. Yeah I'm sorry, what? There was a in N O Lansville Or Lids is what I'm thinking. You're thinkking of Lids So let go backwards and that made sense to you and he said that's that was a joke likeike that' Liddsville It's like, yeah, welcome to Liddsville, where everything's hats. Forget it, Jake. It's Liddsville. Lidsville was aynon Marty Croft joint to the people that brought you a Charles Nelson Riley. That brought me what? Oh. HR Puffin stuff. Okay And it was a kid goes into a magic store. There's a big giant hat in a closet and he falls into it and he gets transported to Liddzville. Right. Which what you were going to say? Which is a world of people of beings that are hats. H So this idea has been done withith arms and legs. you have eyes, Googly eyes. How close were you to finishing your screenplay? I had written like ninety nine pages It was really rough. The last page ain't one. It's calledap Capstone Yeah. It was called No Cap And there were no Giant hats. They were I think you're safe Okay, but that's it's still derivative. E character keeps ming there are no giant hats anywhere. about a murder on a train Yeah By the way, there are no giant hats on this train. Can I say that I will those Fronta Hercule Par Ro movies. Yeah. You're happy to take them over. I will ye. If he get tired. simimilarly mustachees. Similly down. They're not Simil down. They're not good, but I will watch you. Similarly down. Have you watched the new one? Be I haven't seen it yet. No. The one genius thing was it looks like a horror movie and then suddenly he shows up with like twirly mustachees and you're like, Oh shit, it's all. Can you sing this song that you're gonna sing? Yes, here we go Yeah I like you and you like me. We're just the best friends that ever could be. And so people may say we're not even the same species, but I say I like Re species. There you go. So put her b put that through the hopper Yeah So you're not sponsored by ReC's. It doesn't matter that someome people say we're on the same spe Yeah I'm not answering whether we are or not. I'm just trying to say I like Reese's p. Luren exactly. Yeah It doesn't matter what species I am. I like Reesei's Pces. So is this song exclusively then not for two human babies No, it could be Because the people who say they're not the same species, they're just insane people. Or they. You were talking about Reesei's PCcess Yes I was on your show. Yes. Stay of Homkins My whole life, I've been bothered by the ReCs PCs people, but right now, I'm actually going What what am I so upset about? That's cute. It is cute, you know? What do I care? Yeah up It's cute. Why are you up in some? It's hard life so hard. Why do I care? Life is so hard we should all just get along with each other, not be annoyed by anything. There's so many worse things than saying receive. Oh, it's really bad. Even though it's really clear That Reese' and it's like nailses are twoal words, whereas Reese's and PCs are not too n. You have to be an idot Yeah to get that wor. Okay, but when you think about Robert Blake shooting his wife Is Resei's PCs that bad? Yes. honestly. Like Those are really different scenarios in which both things are really bad. If Robert Blake were to shoot you for saying that I would a quit H. comeome on. What about Open Homer who was like, I created the bomb. Wh't do it? Well but because sucks. But if he said Reesei's PCces, I would by be like that's kind of cute It's all over the place.'s all. My opinions are all over the place Should we play a game? Yeah. This game is called Celebrity Hunt. We haven't play it in a while haven't played it haven't played in a while. Now the way it works is one person will say a celebrity's name. We all say hunt together we're on the hunt. And the first first person is forced to say a celebrity's Yeah life point. Yeah. None of us want to do it. No, no, no,. We love playing the game, but nobody wants to be the first person to start That's really a tough position to be in. But then the next person has to say a celebrity that starts with the last letter of the previous celebrity's name. That's right. And it's a celebrity, not a fictional character. Is that true? That's true. That is true. I don't think we've ever come across that issue Can we do can we do fictional character now? No. Wh? Bitch Why you? Oh, shut up, you can'tcial carch. mr. Freddie Kruger. Hello bitch, Mrter Freddy Kruger. he that much? Or was he just in one movie? He said hello bitch. Hello bitch. He started get That's really funny. Ifred he started to get a little too he was a little full of him. I would like to count the the B words Don't trust the B. In apartment twenty. I would love to count them in each movie and see, you know how they count the F words of all time or just Freddy Krger Just Freddy Krg I would love to see like stats on. Okay in Nightmare in Elm Street. He said it once in two. He said it three times. Do you think that's not look upable already? I bet it is. Let's see. How many times has Freddie Kruger F lifetime And then individually times has it's like Freddie baseball games. Cruger looking up a baseball game. bitch. And I sit there with a score card. Yeah. here'ss one. I will say here's a super cut I' calling. That's what I want. I w to hear him. Oh guarding my gate for a long G me doesn be bitch. Oh bitch. This bitch! Pick a for the rightat bitch. What His voice is too deep By the way, his makeup Let me say. makeakeup gets worse and worse with each passing movie, like they spent less time on it. That's it. Yeah. All right. I liked it. I would say if you're making If you're making a super cut, also like let's balance the sound levels. tryry please try bitch. Come on. I want to just play it for my friends without it being like loud, quiet, loud, quiet. Like by the end it looks like Tommy Weee Jones two face levels of makeup where it's just like slap something on forty five minutes. I're Re really familiar with that at this time. It's so. Butid you know the story that They had this elaborate makeup plan for Tommy Lee Jones. Like it was gonna look awesome. Yeah. And then like on the day he was like, no, you're putting that shit on my face. What And so they just slaps like a pllastic thing on his face that took forty five minutes to glue on. That's wild. They're like, No, this is going to take four hours. And he's like, absolutely not. It is it is crazy. He also when people spend like half like six hours in the makeup chair work for like two hours and then like It's like five hours taking it off or whatever it'. If youre a Klingon And then you have to go there and then all you get to say O a Ferengi? Oh O a Ferengi. and all you get to say is I like Gold Pz lapub Frankie are like space Jews, please. That's not Okay, whatever you just said I'm just sayaying it's not okay No, it's not a look, Frankie,' not okay, right? The depiction I mean, the depiction of them Ferengi are not okay U Wait, Can we just go into the safety of celebrity Hunt? Please. Celebrity Hunt So somebody will say it a celebrity, then the next person has to say the name of a celebrity that begins with the last letter of the previously named Let's celebrity They only have a second Well we drone the word hunt That's right Is there a rhythm to it I don't No You just got to keep it moving.. Just keep move. You gott to go, go, go Is there a rhythm to catch? You don't get the ball then sit there for five minutes before you throw it back That sounds fun Do you want to play That sounds fun. 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