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And yes, I'm still calling my ninety one year old mom, Judy to get her take on it all All episodes of Wise The Me from Leminadea Media are out now wherever you get your podcasts Co Re from S three d is now going to enjoy weather Obe a little boy A little boy. Either you're a girl or a little boy.ither If we ever sung the intro like where we go, like you start and you say the first thrdyem, then two people say the second thirdyem, and then three people say b Oh would That would be little feel like C crazy that we' never done that I don't think. That would be fire. It would be fire emOG. Hey everyone. What's up? Hey everyone! Hey! How areo! Welcome to Freedom. My name is Paul. My name is Lauren. My name is Scott and this is America's first podcast. It's not an America first podcast. No. We just want to make We are one of the first like, okay, so let's think about this because there's so many now Yeah It's like just with the ratio, like when we came out versus how many there are now kind of think it's like first there was Alan Curry's lunchtime dish. Yeah Then us. Is it Adam Curry or Alan Curry Alan Cur stuff. Okay. becausecause who create who's the VJ. Adam Curry is the VJ who He wrote Alan Curry's lunchime Dish Oh good for his altergo, Alan K good for him ood for him. God bless him But there were only there we were the first and then we did about three episodes and suddenly another one popped up. Yeah, another podcast. And now well yeah, there's a million Call me, Daddy, Call you, Daddy. Call everyone, Daddy And we're hoping we're gonna to be the last podcast. honestly. I think there's a good chance that we are giving up for sure. We'll be America's last podcast.. Yeah. America last. But vibe. But we what vibe we bring to the function. We want to welcome you to it. We're if you don't if you've never heard Freedom before, essentially it's three strangers trapped in a podcast studio. We haven't been let out. We have to figure out Which of us is a doll bless the baby. Which one of us sneezes all the time. We haven't been able to figure that one out. Which one of us snezes the least? And it's different every episode. Y Yes. And we're given like a box with answers inside of it that we have to figure out how to unlock by the end of the episode. It's an escape room essentially but we've gven up retty early on. Yeah, you listen to us attempt and then abandon escaping. Yeah. So we could try right now. do you guys wantan to try escaping today? I mean, it's our two hundred ninety ninth episode. Luren, will you read the first clue? Yeah so small That's the other problem is the clues are so tiny. Why are they why small I think a little tiny person wrote them, maybe What has? What has its bait? didnn't rest What? this is good. okay. I think I have a handle over it. What has its bait, but doesn't rest. Go ahead. But it didn't rest. It't It rest. It has its bait, but didn't rest Don't go too late Forget the rest too late. Okay, so whatet has its bait but didn't rest? Obviously a fisherman who got up very early and never never went to sleep. Here's what I think it is Okay incredible Mr. Olymp. Was he really incredible? Does he have his fought World War two to the greatest generation. He had his bait, which was his glasses fell into the water and he went in after them and became a fish. He didn't rest. And he didn't rest because f always keep moving. Yeah, they have to. have to otherwise they would just sink to the bottom. Every single fish. Yes.. They can't just hang there. Yeah they have to constantly keep And then what was the rest of it I was gonna ask you. But don't be late forget. Don't be late. Forget the rest. So we're supposed to forget all the other fish because he's the maine. Yes. he's incredible. Okay Now how do we use that information to open up this lockbox where the key is I become clear as I give up. I give up I'll read to the next clue. Okay, o, there's more than one. okay. Well, it's kind of like It's just more than. There's a comination lock. It's a comination if there's more than one and there's two A two number combination mark. great So hey, why haven't we just been trying every combination? How many combinations are there with two numbers? U ten No ninety nine thousandousand. There's probably that's a good question.'t figure that out. one with every was yesterday by the. twoo with three with got the number. Then you go, it's Yeah vice versa, vice versa, you know, vice versa, vice versa. I there's like a hundred, but that was the clue yesterday and I feel like they were needling us like How many numbers likeike why don't you just try doing every number on this Neling me It looks, but never sees It sits. But never rests. Oh man my ass There's ninety two dig numbers. That's it U No, the combinations. there's only No there's a hundred if it's if you use the zero We do. We do. yeah I don't like this one. In this house? Are you just trying b you ate it. It was it's not good. Okay, this is another one. Okay Nail in the coffin, knock three times. Nail in the coffin. Don't come knocking Nail in the coffin not not three times. Okay Close your window Draw the blinds. Never rest What is the never rest of all this? Like what is who the people who are tormenting us who kidnapped us? There's a lot of things that have that quality. Okay. The never rest. If you think about it, Yeah, perpetual motion machine. The back says pererpetual motion machine. Oh o, so is that the is the back back Oh, the back of the first one says Mr. Limpet We li and out of here Yeah But what did we do? It was information.e the third one.? Why did you do that? We're one away? I just didn't want to deal with it. All right, well let's go through all ninety two number combinations. Except for the zero, it's more now It's a hundred. It's a hundred zero. why don't we just overpower the guards who feed us I don't think you can. That feels very aggressive. How are you over?acist too. They do have loaded guns You don't have any muscles What about this one? Hold up arm Drew? Cartoons, you crazy for that one That's good shit. Yeah.. Well, we'll get outt of here someday and we'll stop doing that show. N not today. Do kids today know Looney tunes? I also I bought a bunch in the hopes that when my daughter's a little bit older, that she'll enjoy the. reases I don't know this is not to do. This is what the woke mob says you can't do anymore. There's tiny tunes and there's the new tiny tunes. Yeah that they brought back Which is a little more I always liked tiny tunes more than Lononey tunes when I was a kid, but I would watch both. Animaniacs. Animaniacs, you gotta love it. And you know, she watches Mickey Mouse's Cubhouse. And occasionally we put on, I know we've talked about why can't Mickey Mouse cartoons be funny? and I totally did not know that the recent ones are really great. And so we've been watching those I heard that's somewhere else. Yes. And they bed the new ride in Disneyland off of this I they're they're really great. That's one funny ride. And's about what There's a new ride in Disney. New ride, Mickey Mouse. New rides is what?ew ridees? Oh the one what the one in, I a new ride got him. The toont toown one. Yeah, yeah. The T toown one. Yeah. but it's a little advanced. They're a little frenetic, you know, so You're in this car and it's loosey goosey how it's driving all over the n. Not just the ride, the actual cartoons I feel like are Oh yeah they' almost violent like manic There was a run of Tom and Jerry's byot all those A very specific anime like I don't know. they were different than like the old ones I'm not sure when they were from, but I remember they were kind of eerie and spooky. You bought all of Tom and Jerry? Whatever is out on Blu Ray yeah In the hopes that, you know, when she's five or whatever. No, it's nice. I'm thinking about physical media And how me know when you get to the Dicky Moe episode of Tom and Jerry? Okay. That was their take on Moby Dick. So I have a lot of homework from you. I gotta let you know when I see something in episode three of Widows Bay. Episode four, darling. I gott to watch that. I'm so excited about that. I love. Her friend Katie created. Katie Dipppled, who's hilarious. She is extremely t. She wrote the heat She wrote what's that one where Goldie Haan and Yes, Andmy S. Margt Kid.. She wrote that. She wrote but she's most famous for being in the very funny Twitter post where she showed up to a Halloween party dressed as the Baba Duke and didn't realize it was just a chill. the grown up' drinking wine vibe. and she's fully dressed as the Babad Duke and everyone's wearing normal clothes. She loves horseuff. She had a great. There's a great story too about a party she had where she do we ever talk about this? I think I told it maybe she Were you there? Yes. She had cool up, filmy surrepitious. And then they were playing it on the screen like found footage of, you know, like what a creepy stalker was filming you of the guest at the party she had all their partners do it. So it's like just this footage of like how creep and then the theme was like babysitter or what were the three things? It was like, Tenager, babysitter or like whatever other trope there is. And so you could dress like one of them. Right. And then she's playing that footage, which's like so funny. So so funny I love that show. It's like it's absolutely right up my alley I loved it in a nightmare alley Nightmares are scary. Just punch each other. And that's not funny. No just punch each other. Okay, okay O Two fists hitting each other How do you like it? Yeah You just hit fist. We just hitist. You just say where to punch each other. Okay, it's a weird way to punch. Howir way you punch? Any any pain? fif fifteen fifteen. Bor by. Okay. Where do you fall on the? Which muppet would you want to have sex with? I was gonna say the exact same man? No come on. No, I'm never talking about that. Okay. Wh Which Where do you fall about Where do you fall in the line of I'm running into to the store Are you going to pay the meter for are you going to risk it for the biscuit. Yeah. Okay. so it's gonna be ten minutes It's on a popular it's on a busy street. This occurs daily when I drop off Emmy to her school There are two of the three days we go there a week are street sweeping days. Now I have Uh risked it Multiple, multiple times. Now our friend Nora. She does a thing where she doesn't even park next to the curbs. She leaves her car. car like floating in the middle of the street and puts her hazards on, right? I've seen this many times. And then that's an interesting move So interesting move. So I then on the street and then try to rush Emmy as as much as possible into the school and try to run back. Now on Friday, just this very Friday I came out and found two parking enforcement officers in two separate cars giving both Nora and I tickets. Her strategy did not work U Wow and mine did not work. We both stopping'ans no stopping. Right. We both receive tickets. Um, and u It's it's a, you know, there's that theory of like, well The ticket was seventy three dollars, right? And that's extreme. And they're all just insane. Yeah. It's a new Bettingcourt with just how extreme is. seventy three probably is for street sweeping, but I think when you get a ticket at a meter, it's like sixty four or something. I gotta tick I p the wrong side of a meter It was a parking spot where I couldn't I don't know I just went around and paid and then it was like, oh, I guess I was supposed to pay that. So the theory is Well, if you could just park wherever you wanted and pay seventy three dollars a h You talked about this. Would you pay it? and it'd be like, yeah, sure. I've done it multiple times and I've only paid seventy three dollars for the privilege of parking But then today, so I just got this ticket on Friday and we'll and You know, u There's absolutely no parking today and I round the corner multiple times and there's nothing anyway anywhere and so I had to park Anyway So Iid to park in an alley and say, Emmy, I just have to drop you off and she hates being dropped off. Sure. Be they want the full goodbye. The full goody. And she just started crying and I was like, honey, there's nothing I can do. I needed to be a big girl. and I took her in in just tears and I ran back out. and then full line of cars behind me going. Anyway. but so it did prohibit me from parking in the wrong this time because I just got a ticket. So it works. The system works. Be also I would say you've been doing whatever you want and then you did that for seventy three dollars 'causeuse like you've had stress around it. I have. You haven't just been like whatever Like you're going and going, I really hope about I under under. Well, you know, one day I was driving and I saw Bruce Valanche. I just saw him the other day. Did you? What t shirt was he wearing I don't know, but I saw him at the restaurant Mother Wolf. Oh yeah. It's a great restaurant. It' delicious. But I saw him coming out of I was driving and I saw him coming out of a business And he went to his car, which was parked next to a meter, took a ticket off his windshield, and very flamboyantly tore it into pieces and threw it into the air and then went into his car. I mean, what a fun act to do for the people watching you But then they're gonna to get you Yes. You also just littered. Right so I gave him a citizens's arrest for that. Good to jail. put him in good. Yeah But I mean, that's, have you ever done a citizen' execution? Yeah other fun It's really fun. Pris Banche is a pretty fun star sighting. Yeah. Like Mary and I were together and we were like, it's likeing Jlene and elbowing each other like Pris Orange. Yeah for orange Beuse it's just Hollwood legend who has a very distinct look. I haven't seen Angeline in a while M Nor have I. I once was in a taco Bell drive through in back of her. Wow. What do you think her order is I'd like to think she lived Mos that day. But like, we don't where's the next Angeline You know, Wh Where's our next because she's Wh's the next delusional person? Where's the next dancecer wood dress? She's gonna retire at some point. It makes me so mad that they made a miniseries about her Yeah, wait. What a waste of everyone's time. They did Yeah. It was a full show Yeah. Yes, our friend Jess Jordan, you know she watched it. I know she watched it. Did you watch it? No. I'm curious now it look, the only thing I'm curious about with her and I believe I haven't talked about it on this show, but the rumor when I first back here to Hollywood was that she had a very rich person who was her sugar daddy paid for everything and that person was rumored Don Ms. What? mister Limpet himself. And I just thought that was so hilarious. the idea of him going. Well, I am Jelene Why don't you come over here and suck a little mister Knots ain' got your new billboard. How disgusting. It's not true, undoubtedly, but at least Undoubtedly Yeah How do you know It's funny, because I heard that it was a suugar daddy and it was years later that I heard the Don Knots part I think that was just one person who told it to me and then I have talked about it forever. I love stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, fake rumors. A little color, you know? Look at all these rumors You know? Yeah, you know, you know, look at them. One of my favorite rumors is about Bill Marjw with two airline pill We have to take a break We're back. The thing is The rumor was that he jerked off before every show. We still he would use two of those little airs. T To be his hands. Wh use your hands? I caness. I don't know. It's like one of those things funny though. Instantly. When I heard it first I was like, yeah, sure And then what do you think about it for two seconds? Where would he get Yeah? cononstantly getting? And also those are like really kind of scratches. Th ones They're not But if you could have hands that turned into pillows at will and then back into hands, that would be good, right? No, why? Be then you wouldt have to piller want that. to sleep like this? I already do actually. I sleep I under my pillow. I do sometimes as well. I do sometimes so you making fun of me feels great. Sometimes did It did, I don't know. It could be the exact same as you. and it feels good. Funny though we all learn that sometimes we sleep with our hands on our. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. yeah I love going to bed. You know, I won't I refuse to do it for sometimes I won't I just won't do it and then I get in and I go That's the thing I like biting. Why are weing?. Every once in a while I'll remember like, Oh yeah, I could read for a long time. Right. I could just lay there and read I could read one sentences Like as long as possible. One just long run going back and reading the sentence over and over again The book, Ducks Newberurry Port, I believe it's the title. It is It is one long What? Where How Mike R when? Shocking no. Yes, I hear it's great. A certain person told me about it and said it was great. I don't know if I can re that. I don't know if I could read that book. I couldn't. I tried to read Page Turner Really Really? Yeah. 'use people are trying to get to the end of that sentence. Yeah, I'm going. I didn't start the beginning I just I just opened it and was reading. That's how I read books too. Yeah I on the co Scottenes Sure thing. What number is this number three? Sure thing. Of what? Yes, this is number three. off segments of the show What are you recordings today. Oh yes, this is the third episode we've reed. Is This is our three hundredth episode? No, it's the two hundred ninety ninth. Okay. We do want to say now what segment are we in? We're in number two. Okay, thank you. The poo of our segments. The poo of our segments? Is that the? No it better not be. So the first segment's pe the second second one's poo and the third one's diarrhea.ross. Is that what you consider third base to be? No, come on, I don't know what third base is. First base. What is it? Looking at each other. For penetration. Oh my go Ding D. I like fucking shout out to Cludiaity. Oh, you know what? I finally am using my VPN, which I've had for a while. Oh Okay, congrats. And I'm watching a show speaking of Claude Da. She's in this show. It's called New Zealand Spy. Oh fun. And It's a New Zealand show Very funny. It' c Paul Williams, Rose Mataeo, Joe Thomas. Wow. Abby Howells. Paul Williams from Muppet movie. No different. Different guy. Young man fromr New Zealand. Love that for him. Yeah, it's fun Do you think they ever freaky Friday at each other one hundred percent Yeah Yeah Yeah. I Ive I got. Did you that? I didn't believe that. I was seeing people posting about it on Instagram And I was like, I got to see that And I wrote to Rose Mata Faailo and it wass like, how do I see it? She goes, VPN maybe. And I was like, Oh that think cs I'd never used it. Yeah. It's like yeah, I know a VP is. I already knew that. Oh, she's the one from that show. where she was dating the celebrity is that Yeah Starre. I love that show. Yeah. It was She's terrific She's great. She was gonna do comedy Bang bang and I did the most research I have ever done for any guest. Wow. All three seasons of show, her entire season of Taskmaster An entire season of junior Taskmaster and she dropped out the day before. No that's too bad. You looked like an idiot. I looked like a fool R Maail. You're a Rose Metafaail expert. I am and just waiting for her to return to. The only thing he doesn't know is what it's like to talk to her in real life. I know But I feel like that was all women Yeah. But then I also was trying to see episodes of more episodes trying to see Epstein files when he said trying to see to see them T the app I I try S see, I'm trying to sayay up. Trying to say it. T to tryry to see up. tryry to say up. Bea I wanted to see more episodes of Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling bee, which I shared with. You love spepelling bee related things. mov spell bound. I just do Gy Montgomery Guya Spellingby is something that I got to do. He started during COVID you'd do it over Zoom, and you just have people on and you know, do a spelling. I love it. Wow. It was really fun. It was fun. it How did you do? I did not do well. Was it like a live broadcast kind of thing or like amongst friends No, it was on YouTube.. Yeah. But I don't think it was streamed live. I don't think so. But I refused to. Then it became an actual TV show. And there's a handful of episodes that are available on YouTube It's really funny. It's such a simple concept. Yeah. it's really funny. What are the words like? Are they hard or are they like Well, there's hard for a celebrity. There's three There's three tiers of words There is the the coward's cup Which are the easiest words. Okay. What kind of words are we talking with that like logo You mean me like simple words.'t you wanna see me try to spell that? Sure Oh. Im gonna try to say it or something. How you say? Do spell like logo. No L loadad. So you're out.. And hold up thenen there's the people Darl Hammond, Bill Clinton. There's the People's purse, which is like intermediate words. Okay. You could probably do well with, but might some might be a little tricky. And then there's the bucket of Bravery, which are definitely h You get to pick which category you want what I would takeick It's a really funny show I highly recommend. That's great. Let's do it right now. Let' try to let's give each other words to spell Logo, Paul Lgo LlloGO logo. Scott your word is serendipity Serendivity S E R E N D I P T Y. seererendipity. skip That's incorrect. Oh what I skip? You skipped another I. This called seererendipity. It may as well. Sererendipity. Well Serendipity. That's how he spell it in Arkansas. This is a rare case of serendipity. So you're out. Okay Lauren Pall you give Lauren her word Lauren, Paul, you give Lauren her word Lauren Your word is Prejudicial. Okay Ill have to ask you to put your phone in Prejudicial T R E J U D I C I A L prejudicial. Correct. Very nice. Your word, Paul is It's hard to think of words Um, diameter diameter D I A M H EER diameter, correct All you give Lauren her word. Didn't you know I'm out? you're out? I can give it. I can give it if you want. Okay, you want me to give you a word? Sure Atari. A T A R I Atari Very good. Proper now. But Do do I want me to get both of you your words so there's no, okay H Encylopedia. Encycopedia E and C Why No My hour reready? EN C Y C L O P E D IA E C E and C I C, LO P E D I. I don't know if what thats. I never thought about the two C's. I know. but they're there. Wow. Cyclo.. Cyclo. All right, Lauren, you of course. Your word is figurine F I G U R IN E figurines. Figurines. Paul, your word is Your word is Bandicoot Could you use in a sense Hey, look at that bandicot Bandicot B A N D I C W O T, Bandicot. Correct Lauren, your name is My name. Your name is Lauren. Okaykay? Your word is aortal It's gonna work. I guess so. Oh. Par T A Correct. Speaking of New Zeand day Oortal Oh, you are the Your word is Come bucket SUMB UCK E T Cashum buucket Okay, I'm going to move up into her third level her o her her him. Ponous. Lauren, acquiesce acquce. like looking for spelling words? maybe. A CQ U I E S C E Correct Paul, Bureaucracy Bureaucracy Be, you are. AC R A C Y, bureaucracy. Incorrect. Lauren is our winner. What did we miss? You missed the first E. mayaybe it's B U R E A U I'll do one more Y see if you win. S release. Conscientious., that's hard C O N us ee Ii e N T O U S You missed the last Ie right before the OUS Fuck everything. Words like that are hard because it's not that they're hard spell its like you get lost in. Yeah, I'm like, I don' know what I've been saying. I'm just following my brain's just on you know autopilot at that point You know, the next word is dilemma, which I always thought I always thought it had an N though. Dm until the movie, the dilemma came out and I was I looked at it. I went, Ohh yeah, that is how you spell that. Why did I think there was an MNA? Remember I believe Vince Faugh and Kevin James? wasas it? No, it was Vince V Fagh and someone, Ronhard directed it. all about like if you knew your friend Was having an affair? wouldould you tell their wife or something like that? It's a truly a dilemma And I've beenri just grappling with starting a business it's a big deal, right? 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In that movie, they were very close I don't think I could keep it from someone I was very close to. Would you go to the person and say, lookook man, I know you're doing this It would probably I feel like that'd be the best way because it gives them the chance to admit it first. minute. So you're not the one blowing up their whole. I guess in my mind, it was always like I would give them, I'm gonna give you three days seenty two hours. If you don't do it I will Yeah And then they're like, I'll kill you. I do I Yeah maybe three hours. I do have a suspicion about someone. In real life? In real life and I determined that I didn't care enough to ever It's interesteresting. Bring it up. Wow. I mean, I care enough to know more, but that's what I'm noticing. I feel like I was talking to somebody about this the other day, like affairs It's su It's just I can't get my mind around it. Like the idea that you are your're I guess as an adult, right? You are lying to someone for that long, making plans and stuff. . I think if you're you're if you've been like and you're going there a very long time and your whole. I think the part where it gets crazier to me is like you have kids You have a schedule and yet somehow you're finding time to go do that and all of that. But it's just like don't ust get out of the marriage then. Well course, you know what I mean? like the moment you start making a plan of like, all right, we'll meet here at this place. Yeah yeah, yeah No, just just ye, but there must know I understand it for a month. There might be people we know doing this right now Probably, stand's the reason, right? Yeah. Yeah. I love to think about it. Because I feel like a human, you know being being, thank you,. A human doing. I can understand you get caught up in a moment Yeah and something happens and you're like, I should not have done that, whatever. But to go from that to like, okay, let's do this again. Yeah And here's where we're going to do it. Here's our stories that we tell, you know, whatever. Yeah. I just feel years long ones. That's so so nut. Yeah yeah. ye. But like for a month, I can be like, oh, it started out as like a thing you did at a party or whatever. and then it's like, shouldhould we keep this going? the kids this It was something your kids. It. Sorry, we didn' everything We are back And it's time for I guess there's no other way to describe it but a fereature. Yeah No, youve nailed it Man has attempted to describe this using other words before They've been unsuccessful Until now And unsuccessful up til now as well D d. What about right now? Unsuccessful Still unsuccessful. Da Da Da, da. What' song I missing I'm startoring middle, D da, duda. I should know. I't have done races. obbviously No what about this? Whaty about this? Call it macaroni? B this one? What's the end? Racist sing that song. Racist Oh, racist. I they said racist sing that song. Racist sing that song Campptown races sing that song Let's play this little game we have here.. It's three ch and it's cold. This by the way is our two hundred ninety ninth episode. This is our last episode. Hly. We're gonna to take a little bit of a break. Um until the fall U And donon't cry you guys.'s okay.lease don't cry.'re we're gonna to up crying. couple of months off, but we're going to So anyway, we're going to be back in September with new episodes. but we're going and we're going to have our big three hundredth episode is the first one back in September. So that'll be re And you will not believe what we have planned for it. Oh my God You're going to want to you're going to want to mark off your calendar. Many will be shocked. others You're going want to take the day off to listen to this episode. Not that it's a day long, but it's going to be special. Now, you're going to want a good buffer of six hours before six hours after sixix hours of anticipation, of course beforehand in six hours afterwards just to process. You're going to want Michael Bffer to say, let's get ready to rumble Yeah because you will need to be alerted. And Michael Rooker there to say let's get ready to booker That's right. TJ Hooker slliding across a car. That's right. Hood. Didn't he do that? Yeah. O was that Adrian Zmed Prob's mad, I bet it's mad. Yeah. Do you remember Adrian's m? What if we did this thing that we're gonna? Do you remember Adrian's? No? I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. You ever watch Dance fever? No. Dance fever It's kind of sucks that there aren't like D disco dancing shows on TV these days. Just because disco isn't popular. No, we' been had like we had like MTV The grind. The grind That that look like sexy dancing to you where you like, I can't wit to grow up. That the baby. Yeah and grind against someone. American bandstand can't still be on, right? No, it's soul train No Can we do this? Yeah they're all dead. They're all dead. It' 's called Thvia. Okay, we're gonna do we do this occasionally, guys. It' was created by Nathan Diffy, the wonderful artist and pisspig. and he has posed trivia questions about each of us that we potentially couldt know the answer.Qestions by the way that we've talked about on this show. Yes. That's the important to come up on the show. And you know us, we can't remember that we've ever told certain stories on this show and we repeat stories constantly. And the other thing you know It's that you love that about us. You love it That's why you list It's right on, Listen to hear the same stories. And here writing another level is We probably have done these questions before. We have twice at least. The same questions twice? Yes Okay And Now, even though we did get new questions, we have not accessed those yet. I don't know where they are. The goal here is for us to remember the answers to these questions. Y What will probably happen is we will get the exact same ones wrong that we've gotten every single time. Absolutely. Okay. we're We're going to score each other and u We're going to see at the end of it how well we did. That's how scores usually work Yeah, it's a good ocasionally you could be tracking it during the game as well. I think there's a great encapsulation of scoring. Who should like to go first I'll go first. Okay. All right Question one. These are questions about Scott about my and I are we gonna buzz in or Oh you That didn need to be writing it down on your. Oh, that's how we did. because it's not about who gets the answer first, it's about just knowing the answer. That's all Okay. So if you're able to write down your answers, let me know when you have that ability and we will begin The quiz. So we'll call we're going to do all your questions and all myes. Exactly. yes So, are you ready, Lauren All right, question number one Yeah know I was right. I knew you were ready. you It gave me a just sense of I'm ready Quite a long time ago. All right. I once made out with a woman at a Halloween party and got makeup from my costume all over her face What or whom was I dressed as? They are writing down their answers now And question two. in high school I pretended to be interested in joining the Amy in order to get what from an Amy recruiter Pall is in. Lauren is thinking about it And oh I remember it. Oh, she remembers it now. And by the way, the more specific you are, I will not dock points. re if you're too specific and you get the general idea wrong and you get the specifics Okay. But I will I would love it if you were very specific. All right, when I was a kid, Scott or I had to get stitches in my face after attempting what dangerous stunt Dangerous. still typing furiously with his thumbs. Interesting style. Now I type on my phone with all my fingers, much like a typeper. That's also an interesting style.'s crazy. An interesting guy. You're a really interesting guy, Really interesting. All right, two point question I once boasted my address was so secret, almost nobody knew it. Named the two very cool not at all evil organizations that did know, i. e, they sent mail to my address with my name on it. You get one point for each you name correctly I didn't know the answer to this We've been doing the show. how long now? Six feels like two decades? I don't mean this episode, I mean Um, We've been doing this show since twenty eighteen. Is that right? Yeah, that's wild Eight ears W And yet only three hundred episodes. Yeah. we're lazy. All right, lock it in. Question Okay, first I'll read the question. What does that mean? I'm gonna to say. Okay. First I will read the question. If you think you know the answer, you can lock it in by writing it down and putting your pen or pencil down. You may not change your answer once you've locked it in If either does not lock in an answer, I will read a hint. If you answer the question correctly before the hint, you will get two points If you answer it correctly after hearing the hint, you get one point. Answer incorrectly, you get nothing I've been lcking these. I've been excing know how we've been playing the whole thing. Okay My former roommate, the I have parties guy had what food related nickname Th You're locked in. Do you need the hint, Lauren? I need the hint This round food is often associated with New York City. Okay, damnit, how was gonna put that Okay Were we supposed to have the nickname or just the food The nickname But did they both m before? Oh, oh, I thought it was like part of it. Okay. Oh okay That is my five questions. Let's run through. The Halloween costume Yes. I put Dracula I put Ace Fraily from Kiss. Paul, you are correct. Damn it I would have also accepted just a member of Kiss, but I bet you would kiss. Well hell yeah. I wouldn't have gotten that either. All right, in high school, I pretended to be interested in joining the army in order to get what from an Amy recruiter. Free lunch. I also wrote free lunch. The answer is eight free lunches, but I will give it eight free lunches. That's worth the meeting. That's what I guess I said on the episode Wow. I don't remember that. U And did he take you off for the lunches? All of them. and at in the very last one, he was like, you're not gonna do this. You've just been getting the free lunches. Every bold journey starts with a decision to go. and if you're ready, the Defender is too. This is a vehicle built for more, whether you're heading off the grid or just getting out of town for the weekend. Defender is a true icon, reimagined for a new generation Its rugged exterior is built from durable materials and tested in the toughest conditions. 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No one deals more deals than Please stopouine E free That's fucking crazy I not remember that detail All right, when I was a kid, I had to get stitches in my face after attempting what dangerous stunt biking with your eyes closed Riding a bike with your eyes closed behind sunglasses. I was going both I'll give it to you both Okay, greatreat. Okay I just wanted to includlude that detail Because it's like no one even knows your eyes are closed. Two point question. is what two organizations did knew my address Scientology And the Republican Party. You get both correct. Wow, I did not remember this. I said IRS in the DMV to evil organizations. All right, the lock it in question. You get two points, Paul if you know the answer and you get one if you know the answer. get the h. What is the what was my roommate's best friend's nickname? Baggle Oh I said pizza You did It's I mean, around around. I mean that's why the question is written so exactly. Thank you, Nathan. All right, we are at Paul. I thought I for sure got it. Paul has five points. Lauren has four. and I have zero. I didn't didn't terribly. Who wants to go next? Me Let's try, Beby Okay, I' questQion one When I was a teenager, I had three run ins with the same police officer On my third encounter with this police officer, what keepsake did the officer give me Aing. All right, six. You locked? Who do I think is the hottest Simpsons character? shit U Oh I always A Honest. Okay, I'm just going to go with that I know this m hand. Number three. For my seventh birthday, my parents threw me a party with what unusual and boring theme. Really it was my mom and my uncle. Unusual and boring theme hit Um I can't believe I forgot this Can't believe I forgot this on that L of myself Okay Iments Question four is a two point question I once surprised my grandmother on her birthday with a box of chocolate covered strawberries, which she did not appreciate because they were too big and there were six of them According to the story, there are two gifts that my grandma always loves receiving Name them. You get one point for each correct answer Loves receiving Um and you can put two things. Yes. Everybody ready? Yep No. I'm sorry. Yes. This is the question five, the lock it in question First, I will read the question. If you think you know the answer, you can lock it in by writing it down or you cannot change your answer. Ifither player doesn't lock it in, it can read the hint as before, Okay Okay, here's the question. I was once offered opium by a guy with what clothing related nickname This one I got a love. I need the hint You ready? Paul, you loed in? I'm locked in Hint, it's probably where he kept his opium Yeah Yeah Okay you guys ready? Yeah ye All right, ready Question one, what did the officer give me on our third run in? rade trading card. one hundred percent. Okay. Who is the hottest Simpsons character in my opinion. Bart, Bart? Yes. Okay. wow was the theme of my boring and unusual birthday Interior decorating. The bank. Manners. Manners How do I not remember that It's so hard to visualize. I can show you pictures, please Okay, two point question, what were the two gifts my grandma always liked to receive? I said cash and yarn. I said flowers and tickets to the opera. one hundred dollars in cash or a Walgreens gift card Do I have that one? You do one. Okay Locket in question, where did the guy or what was the name of the guy who offered me opium Pckets. Yes. All right, you get two and I get one for that. Okay. so after two rounds, Paul, you have ten Lauren, you have four. You did pretty poorly in that round. And I have three. Wow. Okay. All right, but I believe it's still anyone's game at least for me to tie even because this is wor one, two, three, four, five, six, seven points. Okay so I could also win. You can win and I have to get them all right. And I can tie let them all right. Let's do this Quion one Paul's mother was the receptionist for her brother's business. What music related service did the business provide? orry, say that again. Paul's mother was the receptionist for her brother's business. What music related service did the business provide? I'm locked in Okay? Cime in Question two Paul taught us all that the Gade plugins jingle plug it in, plug it in is actually based on a real song called Rub it in by Billy Crash Kradock Prdock recorded a follow up to rub it in Cold what Okay, this is really about you. No it's about really not. Bill really crashed crash. It's really not Okay, I think I'm guessing the same thing I guess last time So what I would do. Question three. Paul once told a lie about his father doing an impression of a famous actor and also being dead in order to get a special inscription in the actor's book at a book signing, Name That actctor Hmm, have no memory of this. I'm in. That's a classic one for classic. I don't remember the story. Yeah Number four It's a point question. Okay. Paul once told a story about watching a double feature with his friend. Scott argued that watching one and a half unrelated movies on DVD in your home does not qualify as a double feature. Either way, it sounds like. happens to me absolute. ye. And I still stand by. Yeah, you're wrong. Either way, can you name the two movies Paul and his friend watched You get one point for each correct answer. No The argument is a double feature is like something programmed by someone, not just someone taking things off their shelf. Anyway, all right Um These are not even on a shelf I'm going to guess at the two movies that you probably owned I just made a guess. Okay, I'm in. Okay, five Question five The lock it in question If you think you know the answer, you can lock in by writing it down. Okay You may not change your anser blah, blah blah. There we. Paul once said that he didn't think his name suited him and that it should instead be what Please give a first name, middle initial, and last name. I knew this was coming. I I actually got it. I think I know you always get this one. No, I don't think I got it before. I think I actually got it. I think you did get it before, actually. Well, now it's really locked in there and I hope I'm right. I can never remember this one. I'm sorry. Want the hint? Yes, I want the hint It's the first name of a famous menace The middle initial of a famous fox And the last name of a character in the board game Cue Okay U Imense All right. Paul, let First question. What are the first questions? What music related service did my uncle's business provide? Piano tuning Singing teelegram Lauren is correct, Danun. Thank you, Damnit. I've lost the game, by the way. Wow, let's see how badly. Yeah was the sequel song to Rub it In by Billy Crash Credock Rub it in parentheses again Rub it out You know, you're both close in a way. So the answer is, you rubbed it in all wrong. I honestly think this question should be changed because it's not about you But I love the N try You rubbed it in all wrong. Yeah. Okay, great. loock that in my brain, G it And piano tuning was the first one? Yeah, I've already forgotten.. Okay, great. All right, Wh was the famous actor that I told a lie to to get a special inscription? Who did you guess, Laurence? Dack Nicholson. It's Peter Otum Scott is corre, Peter Oakool Okay Nicholson I was around. J Question four. But ye, the impression part was what. The double feature. What was the double feature? Can you name one or both of the movies? I said Star Wars and Jaws. I said Jaws in Lawrence of Arabia. Okay I was at my friend's house, so these were not my movies. And they were just on cable Wh that's even less of a double feature. say. They were on some streaming service where we chose them. Oh The answers were Coyote Ugly and Battlefield Earth That's insane too. You're not to remember that happen And then the lock it in question I once said that my name suited me and that it should be instead, what? Dennis J. Peacock