Final Listener Yarns and Wrap Up

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That's growthapy. com slash start now P. com slash start now Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plans Oh, give byy Friday. we're on holidayays M Midy holay so we've done done a a call show here. Still laugh a minute. It was pretty good. laugh for a minute. Pretty good. T Canadians. Yeah, yeah, he'ses through a double call. Double call Double call. Bit of bear fucking? Yep. Well, the bear got fucked. Yeah, Well that's what it gets. Yeah. Don't fuck with bin naughty bin. Yeah you fuck with bin, you get killed? That's just how it works over there apparently. A It was a bit on. We had a bit on. Yeah there is Forisy Flog, Big Huday poison these kids. Yeah, Posty, we got the lot. Pissed off Posty, the red healer And then Gus J just cuts a block off of the inf you stop power Hasn't go into his head at or? No,'try. All right, ennjoy Just a schooner, thanks. And can you check on the two Flox podcast Welcome to I think this will be Fridayggb. Yes Welcome to Friday episode. It's been of a Friday episode with a difference as we explained last week. Yep. We're on our winter vacation. Yeah. We haven't done them before. which's just how it worked out. Yeah. ye. I messaged you and I said, Hey, you need to grab beetle or Cyril or someone for a week and you're like, No, you do. We're both away. Yeah. but yeah, I should be just getting back from my Darwin pilgrimage. Yeah, P with all my fingers. Yeah, and I'll still be at my second home at Nisson arerena. You'll be fucking sleeping I can tell you the fucking menu there by the end of fucking this year, reckon They they got hot chimies? Yeah, goodob chood But but the fuck is like Sundays in that they don't even open it, which is annoying. The carnivals in that they do, but the actual normal Sundies like But they're missing a trick there. you've put Yeah, so it's open pretty much from eight thirty, I think until Mate, it must be till about seven o'clock at night, but they've got Futsu Netball Volleyball, so there's money to be m. Dodge ball onn every court. So they've got seven courts in the show court. Yeah. Every court's being used all day and the canes they don't open the canon. That is And it'd be their own one, you know I mean? That'd run it Yeah Whoever's in charge. It's missed opportunity. Canteen ladies need to pull their fucking finger out and missing arena. Yeah, it's I just feel like they're missing a trick. And then even on the big carnival weeks in that You've got to order your coffee from there. Like why they don't just bring in anotherree coffee van or a fl van coffee? Because you can sit there for collecting one for a lady at the last Cnival and it was I think it was end of the third quarter, she got a coffee She ordered it before she went said, W't grab that for?. Fark that. Yeah. Yeah coffee vans are the go outside of venues a when you go to things. Yeah, they can still sell their own, but just to stop the people having to wait twenty minutes. Yeah Because you're not going back for a second one. You're there for eight hours, you'd usually get a couple. I would. For most joint slidees I don. They'll have the coffee van. You charge your coffee van fucking hundred buck he gives a couple hundred bucks, You' be here for twelve hours and you earn as much as you fuck. hundred buck hundred percent. That' sort of because all the people on theob have been involved in the communities are like, Ohh, it takes money off the canteen. Well just get two hundred bucks off of him. Yeah. that's all you're missing in fucking' coffee Wh cares? A hundred percent. So exactly most get coffee b bas you just get one that's just coffee and it just takes the hazel Yeahah. And people can just get coffee that's fucking popular. Yeah, especially this time of year, like Netppall's or winter sport Well, you that we w it here around, but's winter the same as footy. Yeah footy ye he se. Well we get when we do the big days when we' used to it's when we' stand circum, we used to the big days we'd have big We'd have we'd have the vein there Yeah and what have you. So yeah, that makes perfect sense. Yeah. Fuck, we had a bit of excitement here last monk,. We've been joking for a long time We've been joking for a long time about how dicey the area is where we repord. And you left. and as you drove out, I've noticed a pushbike go flying past you you didn't see Nah. he was spning. He was jet black, covered in black Um H a black banie or a hat on and he just went foof in the corner of m on, I went Aally Gibo' car. No, I didn't think much of it. D I hear this Cabs! No more. Who the fuck's this and is a guy who's, you know, no in from another part of the complex, running down and I've looked at him and Moose Looks and he goes, he's covered in blood and I went holy shit and he'd been bashed senseless in our car park It was bad. We have joed about it many times. So many times. Yeah. And we worked out that he was actually While we were recording, he was standing behind Moose, aboutout a foot and a half behind Moose behind Moose's sliding door behind him And that freaked Moose out. He didn't like that. Moo is like, Oh, yach So that was pretty bad and guss is e to ny he's starting to look around by on him, but yeah, he has that. And not ideal. No not ideal for Barry that got back. But he rang the cops And the cops are like, Do you want us to come? And he's like, Yeah My face is hang off the sot of my head. You got proper belted But there's a couple of people in L There's a couple there's some cand that some can't I went right where let's go, let's go back around here and make sure that he's, you know not come back because I saw him on the bike. Yeah. And Moose goes, All right, you got a covered, have y? Okay, see ya. And Moose gets in the car. I went Cheers mate. I'll take it from here. And Almate goes, lookook, you go home, your families. the police are on their way. I've got to go clean all the blood up everywhere whole bline He just got flock. Who's the guy trying to fight and Im trying to fight at the moment too. M Yeah I suppose he wanted to save his hands in case Oh yeah. Yeah. So theses advertised for sponsors. So if anybody wants to sponsor the boys Mcy or btle jump on board. Hit them up in the Ar Flogs, send us an emailed info twoflogs d. com you get both of them Yeah get behind the boys. get behind the boys. We can't sponsor them legally because we've already sponsored Aaron So it it' be fucking weird sponsd both flogs. But noah so if you want to sponsor Moose and Beetle send us an email to info two fllogs.ot com to you, I'll pass it on the moose. Yeah or even Mooseies. If you're on Facebook, you can go direct message to his loose moosese moose. Yeah. He's the one to talk to, Beetle doesn't have email U And if he did, he wouldn't open it. So Moooose is the Moose is the guy to talk to about that sponsorship Yeah Yeah. So he'll he'll sort you out with all the details that you need there. Yep. So get behind the flog. Get behind him.. Both of him. Let's fuckking go Fucking know All right, so we've got to be a call show for you tonight. So Gussie, how are you mate? You ready to roll? Yeah ready to roll. All right, we just discussed autism heavily and we worked out that We work with one too. Yeah, sometimes. work on part time. Part time what. We're all gonna touch of it. partart time a lot of things go Yeah yeah. Yeah like it. And we like it. We change it. No Full time flog there. Yeah, yeah, a full time flog. I might hit her Hey folks Jagman here just ringing up about the We been chat that's been going on. R rem want to me of a story Ging back twenty odd years. New Year's Eve A group of us were out and about We fininished the night off, we were at Malu bar, I think it was. Bam end of the notght as you can expect The taxi line was just out of control. So we did the smart thing and thought it wouldd be fun to walk home instead. Walking back It was fucking bid night, wasn't it So I Instead of dragging them around, I thought it'd be funny to or fun. to use them as tackling bags. So this whole road that we were walking for ages and ages I was just running at man a couple of other mates, running at them and just putting hits on and I wish this way bins were around when I played footy because I probably would have been NRL player. How hard I was hitting these things. I was nothing like that on the field. I was a pussy on the field, but I was destroying these buucet bins until I hit one of them That must have had a one eighty, six block in it or something. It did not move and I just stopped dead in my fucking tracks Hey m They're noisy as well Another thing you guys were chatting about was Dickad mates. Another story that I remembered listening to some of these yarns I Dickon made of mn After a night out, we used to walk from the end of the night. We'd walk out of the pub or the nightclub or whatever and go to the local bakery. They had like midnight pies going on One night, we're there And just up while we're waiting for our power There's a couple of posts with black and yellow tape across like a cordoning it off, something like that said to my mate. He doesn't lookook, there's the Finish learn mate. here he is thinking he's an Olympic sprinner and he'd run flood out through the finish tape The only thing was it wasn't a tape, it was an actual post, horizontal post with black and yellow stripes painted on it just to warn people not to run into the fucking thing. Anyway, old there' a full steam straight into it, folded in like a deck chair. That's a river he was a bit shitty at us for suggesting that action, but anyway, it's his stupid fault. Anyway, g man out, get fucked all of his.. Whataz is Daz is still folded. Yeah, What about drunk buugs to do something stupid? Then they go, You told me to do that. You know, you fucking did it, m? I thought he was gonna say about is drunk Both thought he was just say ran through the tape and there was a hole. All right the fucking our bad's girg. Dads is running through bloody ppe bloody. Jackm do the wheelie bin he's NRL tackling wheelie bins. What about the never do it sober. Nah you never do it sober. At least I used to just walk home two run's water meter off, like that was It was a victimless crime. It was quiet No noon until they woke up in the morning and couldn't freak out. Yeah man people got paid to go to turn all back off. I was about to say that d But the Wheelieabs when they u they there was a trend there for a while where they get they'd get like twenty in a row they'd run. Oh run Yeah, ye. Yeah.' they were doing that in Australia. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that might have been where he was gone. I can imagine that. I wouldn't be able to help myself if I'd fly along an open one Before he even about the tenth one boom st. Before he got hurt, I was about to say, Jeez, it's an easy way to get hurt. Oh he exled one full. I I sayited that's he's talking about is when Brimsy left to fucking put thatull one and fillld it full gravel and that's when he did with the golf club. So that's that was that was pretty fuck That was Pig's fault. Pig, if youre listen, I know you're listening, you causeed that Well I guess. Hey, fuckad, how's it going? Oh Ive got a flog of the weeake is So A few years ago now, of one of the boys had an apprentice with him. He's leaving a job site and that's put some timber on the Ute. U skirting put it on the Uute, whatever, got the apprentice to put it on and yeah took off down the freeway. And Sure enough, fucking apprenticeices ted on, notot very fucking wells because the skirting flew off and they looked in their vision mirror and there's a fucking caravan behind them. That's fucking rolling shit trying to avoid it. Oh Yeah, that boke. The fucking apprentice, that's my fllogg of the week Che vice. fuck you give a holy. Well give a laugh that's why you Holy Holy fuck.mag immagine looking in the review yourirror. Well, that's criminal. F. would've gotten a shifit for that. Holy fuck Holy! That's so aw fuck. Your legs would go jelly, you'd be just like the caravan had to speed through it. Yeah. I thought I was sort of gonna get the teimet in the front. G Rll. I It's not that fun. I fking fucking just picture it. You wonder if he change his apprenticeship though bl It's only from the dad dropping a fucking Bailey's ladder out once a month on the game one, everyone running over it.' been listening I the other day actually We listening to it on the radio and one, Corumben. Ladder's been dropped by a tradeion and it's been run over on CFM or whatever. And then we get the Coma we were going down to go Ah fuck. Yeah more than once C I have to talk to Grhy about that. He lost fuck he lost some shit. I seen one at N raang the other day. just sort it. it was like a L shape. Imagine the damage it does to the vehicle When it' likeking a motorb is coming fanging Oh yeah. youre fuck Yeah're going, yeah. You're gone. Yeah. Look, I's just say Grhy all at on. you're t it on? ye That is nearly worst case scenario, wouldn't it Roll want it? That is. of all the things that could happen one in a million really Holy on the poor friends Oviously. It's a hard lesson to learn in. You learn as an apprentice. you got to learn all this. Come on it hasn't a lesson to learn actually. Look at you son Yeah, and that's not going anywore. I bet you that poor blke never ever had the chance to tie anything on ever again shhout it to him if he's listened. Bark Ina no more. There's a part two to that. There's definitely a part two to that. Please get back to us with that G Moose Gasy Heo from Gresson. How are you bys? H.. I just ringing in with a nomination for Flog of the weeek this week. would go to yours truly It's a bit of a trip up to see the in laaws on the weekend. It's about a Gen half our Tar came home yesterday and onn the fllogs, kids are in the back with their iPad tablet going with their headphones on all sleep. They won't be able to hear anything But in the episode turned around look in the back seat and my daughter had her headphones off right at the point of talking about the wheel of cls in the Gf Castes here. Double vog goes to me I suppose because about half an hour later, same thing happened right when old mate was talking about clicking his misses stish. Luckily no questions are asked and they're none the wiser. But I have to say if to suck anyone off, save my family out of you, fellows I reckon I'd be big My himself because I do believe that he would be a gentle lover. but I reckon I'd probably only go to get in there if Gus's looking his elbow. I you workless agressive. you we's racer Merus cock and stink He would It wouldn't be good You'd need two hands to hold them balls that I say Yeah hanging out in the b. You got a s. He actually has a set of agots. Now I know Pooh Bennett has a set, right? I reckon we could nearly mse him up. I reckon him and moose should nearly have to have an aggot off it. nut off. Yeah. 'use I reckon not enough mse would but you probably know. He doesn't need a cushion here sometimes. don't need balls Well that day we were sitting there Nudging Gbo down f! S a ball You I the s of his footage you got two kids, you could have way more. Oh mate. Yeah if he detached one a could kill some could it. We're talking about mastectomies. this' probably cost twice as much. Yeah, they would cost him. There's a lot to tie off there, mate. What about Butles? He's all cock. He's all cock And he's training in Los Angegles Beetles What about the fighting duo? Beetles caught with mous' balls. Oh That's a man. whoa. If they had a kid, that's a real bull, that It'd just be a giant Dickon Balls 's not it's not a sheiler. You should hear him talking about his young booat now, Boodle Well it's rubb off from like off f side Nowother ke of the bigger dick than me. This is fucking bullshit. bigiggest dickers bigiggest ders. Do you find my friend's name Eeris? did you know that was set up Yeah didn't they didn't know what he was gonna say? Yeah that's right. And they were told this is a serious scene not laugh. Yeah have you seen a g? What what is it? it does it rings a bell. It's Like a Brian And yes I said it. they said to him. but they said to every actor in the room. Yeah, this is a very serious scene. Do not laugh no matter what he says and then and it's such a natural thing to watch. Yeah We see they're going Are you laughing at me? my friends? Th des What D they just completely lose their shit? Yeah they do. Yeah, fucking unreal. Yeah it is a good I love it is a good say. Now boys, it's the forestry vlog.. I hope you are well. I'm just calling up off the back of the base. It's in the place And guess. You know the best part about this beef They're probably gonna to end up fighting. And you know the best part about them fighting,'re probably gonna end up watching them fop. That's gonna be ph Allright Lovely boys loog on and fuck you Mick Walker Suck you Moose. Another one for Murse. he's put all these inames so.ucky Mc Walker. Brilliant. Yeah, but is it Mick Walker National Tiles? Or is it Mick Walker for Fedway? Frankwaler. Frank Walk M Bker National Ts. I'd love doing that. Bash thatlog with the box of Tiles. Hello, Fank Walker National Tes Bark India and nightmare that bl You're gonna actually dude. Yeah. You're is Frank Walker real? Gusp and you gonna to have a look at that. Frank Walker. Play the next call and while you do, we'll have a look. before we get to that, who's who's giving If're fucking, who's giving and who's receiving out of out of Quin PQuting gs I feel like that just passash Well, they're both sort of gamers They've got a lot in common Yeah. they do have a lot in common Yeah Yeah, I don't know. I think Atsy people have a lot in common. There there'd be a lot of cuddling. It wouldn't be rough, I think I reckon I reckon Gus would have the door in I reckon he'd be out a guy, but I reckon ueenn would just be because Queen's big, Ickon quueend be out have a pairing Yeah Okay I reckonus would be on the bottom That K Yeah, I'm working Gos will be on the border. Gos what are youreking?' gonna to be a top here ason thought about it. I think Gus has thought about this long and hard. D don't know Is there stuff on there we're meant to be looking at? talk we'll sort it. Okay you got look. Frank Walker National Tlls.'s have a look at this fucking jerk.urely ninety percent of people that are listening have heard the ads. Oh my own straight up It's probably straight up It It is That is not what I thought he look like. G goo to the middle one there it says Frank. So they've had him on the facebook where it called. You got to Oh this one. Yeah, ye you that. might be a little clip Right. we've establish Frank's real. Let's leave it at that. You don knowt know what fuck I don't want hear. I just wanted to see if he was a real or not. He's not what I thought he'd look. He's nothing what I thought he look like that guy from Frank Spencer. Jen No almost forest. No, no, doesnt do? Oh Yeah, I could I can't I can't thinking Jen ey, but it's similar to that. Yeah, what was his wor? Is it name Jenny? Yeah? No it was It's more of his forest. Yeah It is a bit like that There we go. All right, you got some clean hold there for Bet day Betty B Bet. Yeah, bit and Betty Jonhny the Pony D'tay alone with a fucking love. ad of a fucking wig This fucin co not it and holding me up. I'm tryin to fucking round home to lay the greatacest King Henry the fucin cred And this c's not driving the fucking spiler T of me fucin you fucking c' Oh P an att. fucking light. get home now. Yeah I just shot myself. We Fucking c't Lid the cable Tidy up I won. I showed you the photo of the phP last. I told Angel showed you the photo you didn't. I said yeah.s chocolate drop. Horrible. ye. Talking about the like going slow. I'm very patient with LMP players because ye obviously my daughters are going through that so My mres pointed out to me since we've been doing all these driving. Holy shit m Everyone else will notice it now. The amount of P laters that literally just are right lane drivers on freeways is incredible. Yeah, I've noticed that. even I as a P pretty patient driver these days with it, with the girls and that. It is amazing how many people it has just stay in the right lane in three and four lane highways and go and flat out and just either You know, they might be doing the speed limitj just under, but No one in the other lanes and they just stay in that right lane. It's It is incredible. It's actually she said it to me. It's like, you know, noticed it. Yeah, it's fking Yeah it's gone from not frustrating to quite frustrating becausecause it's been pointed out to me. I' else do it ye Yeah. Its it's the young girls with a red pe plate in the little zip zip cars. Thatt a lot of Fucking fly Yeah're right Yeah. yeah I get a lot of slow ones. Oh not slow. They're sort of not far off the speed limit, but ye no need to be in the right lane, if you know what I mean? Yeah, I'll get you. Well Knuckles is the one that blies off a bit that The right lane driver Yeah,. I drive it a lot. I drive in right lane generally because I'm overtaken. Yeah. it's frustrating when you're doing three hours to get to the sunny coast in like fifty minutes of standstill traffic when you finally get lanes open and you go, o they're in there. Yeah, they're in the right way when there is actually four cars in ar ray like, come on. What you do it. You're doing well You're doing better than me. Most days are good. Should you be playing socer on the gof cooast? to with Well, that's my live three hundred sixty. Someone's left home. Oh Iv's going to work. So Bailey's driobing I Oh fuck still fuck off They track me. Y your pocket. Pussy has been delivered. Oh I had my Mick Fenning bottle of rum turned up today. Oh yeah. Yeah it turned up. Thankk Godd, fucking old mate didn't pg it in the driveway like he did the other shit. Yeah, that one wouldn't have been ideal. No I was tal to my Aramax mate about him today, that little fellllow Yeah So ye, apparently he's a bit of a serial obsscondndnder to that way. o. Okay, by. He's in a big trive Fuck that giror A do you make a note for yourself to take off all of Mus's details on Patreon Yeah I'll just put up a picture of Frank from National Tils, I think? We should do Sund to his faceb. We've got a perfect opportunity to do something. No you say. Yeah out. Let's do a Crickut update. Well We could come up with something pretty good sh. And it's funny because it's his own one. so like most of his mates I don't think they even know that he does this Itort be again what the fuck? Started you cricketang. Yeah, you should n to turn order eleven. You ns yeah. You could have a ball with that. All right, next one Bys, Scuba from Canada here. A bit of a more serious vlog of the week. So I am a downtown paramedic in my city of about one and a half million. so you guys can imagine fucking what comes with all that. I love the good and the bad. I love what I do, especially downtown And I also have a great relationship with all the really hot nurses at our downtown Anh who. So we get called out at about two thirty in the morning. to our downtown police headquarters to pick up a woman with breathing difficulties Well, she walks into our ambulance with her vodka bottle, no breathing difficulties We do our assessment, we figure out which hospital we're going to go to because we don't get to choose, and we start going. While I'm driving, I have a pair of police gloves clipped to my bulletproof vest And I hear her start saying, You're kidnapping me. We're going to the wrong hospital So very calmly while driving, I slip my police gloves on foreshadowing And long story short She we calm her down thinking that she's not getting kidnapped And then about five minutes later she jumps up from her seat attacks my partner and I see this happening in our camera. So I flick on the emerge lights, pull over and run around, gloves on and ready for a scrap I open the door and what's right in front of me but a big fucking six inch knife with her taking swings at me. my partner shields and bails out calls our emergency code over the radio. She takes a couple swings at the both of us and then takes off Two minutes later, five city cops come in fucking guns blazing They rip in there. big police dogs, so the firmisssel goes and you know finds her in five. And then our supervisor comes in Her blakes are literally steaming. They are F one color red. Moose, I know I'm going overlease two minutes, please for the love of God, play this. And yeah, long story short is she got found and arrested with assault for a weapon. and She's my fllog of the week for obvious reasons. Okay point. And I bring this up only to kind of put it in perspective that Yeah, paramedics are kind of the newest emergency service of the big three of the police and the fireies But You know, we all deal with the same amount of shit. any facet. So you know, support your local ambo, but Love you Love you all Fuck is they. Yeah, fucking legend So he's an ambo, but he has a bulletproof vest. Yeah, must have been whether they just down they all seeing the same thing. Yeah. I thought he was going to say it must have been a copy and some of those in America, I don't know about Canada, Cops a lot They're in the same station as apparently. So I wonder if that's it was that's full on that. We've given shout outs so many times to all the emergency services, but again Mate paramedics, feries coppers, all of years, honestly, it's I don't care what you all get paid if's not enough and you know especially sort of paramedics as in Daling with that shit you know, you're You know, we had to vest on that, but you're not equiip for people to fuckking wield knives They're trying to save lives, you know what I mean? It's the last thing you expect whereas P your coppers and that realize, you know they've got weapons and they're ready to go. it's a fucking horrible thing thing. The people that just trying to look after her can get assaulted. It' picked her up from the cop shop She had a bowl of vodka and a I don't know where the knife come from there? knife and a btl of vodka. Yeah. The cops would go, how you leave the bl of vodky And the knife and maybe the giant blade. Yeaha take the big knife off. Ba he's going in there and going. What' the fuck were you thinking? Yeah, what's? Where did she get all that from? Yeah Holy fuck, yeah Well, glad I know you're right and your partner's right and everyone's safe in that situation, but the fir missile That is a fucking I've never heard of that. That is great. accurate. You've seen him justly. Did you see the they are terrifyied? They' terrifyied. It was a realel on Instagram yesterday the day before I saw it and it was the sameing. So there was a bloke with a knife in America, I think it was And there was like six cops and they end up getting a big stick So it the dog g, the dog's locked I gonna annoy like. You knows. Yeah, you know be.n You know beiting him. N. notot real They do a fucking amazing job don't they the dos. I just lie straight down at there. Like you think like cop' running at the bat and you're like, Ohh I got I h have a chance that you' gbbing a f thing. as soon as I let that dog get get far you going just lie outoors. lie straight down I'm not saying I'll ever be in that situation in In fact, I wouldn't want that Oh yeah, not not that tried it on I' a teenager in my house with Ran's mateates come over, so I'm just buddy get him.ow But that's a vicious little p. Yeah, until it has to actually go into action and then it's just he no. She just bounces off the fridge in one boot. I don't mean really Fuck Everyone treats summer like it owes you happiness, long days, pool parties, your best life on a loop. So what does it mean when you feel worse? The summer blues are real. It's why summer is one of the busiest stretches of the year for people starting therapy. 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Anyway, Plican was that happy with us He let us have whatever kegs were in that car end up being two full kegs of BB. Beautiful. loveove you work boys. Bill. Kep doing you on See is it the fight night? It will worth it. That's wild. But just tipped his car off the hill for stealing ship So yeah. Yeah, it's GTown. Yeah. You've mentioned a couple of things, It know which pop. Yeah, yeah. Well we know where he's supposed to do that bluck He wasn't the drunk personosty but a at the golf dayay That was a rival post here. That's a different one. Yeah, we' got a few posties shit out of that posty. We got a few posties. We got a good posty at my join. He's good. Oh yeah. otherther than I made that peg shit, the rest of ' them are really good at their join That's walled I used to love when you'd Ae go to the pub and watch men fight Like Be eighteen, you're like sixteen, seventeen, you fight the show with the Ba festival and things like that Then you get to the pubs at eight and you go, h holy fuck B two grown mengh That is fucking nice. I'd be hidide by the pool table. I used to love it. I never just watch it. Yeah I was always the first one rock as close as I could. like to watch it. Yeah. I used to love it. Yeah, I used to hate it in the footiefields'd be fuckers it be youd just hear skin on skin bashing each other and your two meers away going fuck Died. Don't make me Don't make me run any here. Fuck! Don't please Do not please Oh fuck it weird one day We Mickei L, I think we're eighteen playing and run away by them they' massive. You, I forget who it was I tackled him his first marker M he second marker Um, He's got up and How are they Tryed to punch me or he' just give me a big shove and I'm like, Mickey Lee just pushes M L just pushes me to the side, just puts one on he snorkel. I just step to the left and let him go. Fuck d doing you Miggie Je. He had arms on me like fucking two liter cooke bottles Mickey Le. Yeah. When even when we were young, he went to the roosters for a bit Yeah, he was going was I believe he was going overseas to do the WWE stuff Yeah's Rge. Yeah ye. I don't know. Do you ever do that? I think he went but I don't I don't think he end up. Yeah. But he's doing Yeah, he wasew was fair. He' came into it. B bl like. Oh, one of the great humans. I've seen for years. One of the great humans. Where is he? He's still around?ven't Iven't seen for ages either. Iven't chat like Message you want in a boy Mo. Yeah yeah. Yeah take it out every Monday Kibo Hello, No guys How much the rao over here And I have a re a blog of the weake that I thought I'd never be ringing about I've just gotten back home sitting in the driveway now, been into Womba or Kingshorp actually at Farm Fest, which is a tremendous day or some of our friends there, such as DWM and a few others, which will come into this story later Anyway, I was standing outside of a tent just outside Lock pavilion. Let' see a tall lanky man with a wife and a kid coming towards me The man looked like he had no arms, and I should it was not hold and that's how she was correct But this is where my flog of the Wek comes in. because my flog of the week is baby knuckles Baby Nusles had one of those little, you know those carts you in the beach or whatever. if you kiding them at a field day or the anchor or whatever. Baby Musse was cat most, s. Diving knnuffles was driraggving that along And B Breton and Bridy was there just watching to go along, whatever all good Anyway, she's going to get rogue, doesn't she? And she's bloody. She's hit one four bloke and the bloodycacapped him. then she's bloody h there with some other four blkes and bloody Pl Bret and Brdy go apologize, sorry guys, sorry, bloody, apologizing pys. She a little w, we're to tell you that for free bloody hell. ye, my vog of the week is baby knnuckles. I I'd say that Yes, veryery interesting. Fucky most brides She has to apologise where she goes. Sorry for knuckles. Yeah, she's got two. Yeah Sorry for knuckles. sorry for Jana. She's a fuckking littlege that little kid too. That's awesome. funny little thing. That iss awesome. That's funny I mean, rememember when used to have, I think I don't know if they still do Carls or whatever, but Carls got the little trolleies and the kids. Yeah ye insist in pushing them and jamming people Yeah the back of your heelsor all the time some else's kid jams in the back of the heels feel tlly kicking them trolley up and throwing them over the fucking oil. Yeah. one hand. Any trolley hit to the back of the heels. No, no good. notot good. No good Bys Scuba from Canada here.' backing episode four hundred ninety three and here you guys want some barry yarnms So first is from my girlfriend. She's from a northern community in our province fur this north you can get before hitting the territories And being so remote, they get a lot of forest fires and a lot of animals that come into the town One year it was squirrels, one year it was three hundred deer, and other years it was black bears He wants a trash bear always a trash bear. So as soon as these trash bears get found, Unfortunately, they have to be shot So my girlfriend's mother is taking out the garbage from dinner And she opens the side door andes face to face with a big fucking b Just mke that.. So she goes in and goes, Mike, there's a bear outside. So then her dad does the only sensful thing inish wildlife. Fish and wildlife in that town is a guy down the street with a fish and wildlife truck So he hauls ass over, looks at the bear and goes Yep We know what we got to do, call the Soups, get permission from everything. and then realize the fuck, I don't have my g So then you look at photos. Mike, I'll need ay And because small town, hunting town, shooting town, everyone has the same guns. So Mike goes If you're going to shoot it with my gun, then I should be able to shoot it. There' a. You don't give me the gun. we're just going to leave the bear here So begrudgingly, the father in law gives fish and wildlife the gun, they shoot the bear and they take it away. But yeah, that's a little experience of bears in this province. We also have I've also done hikes where we've come across a mother grizzly and her cubs where we very slowly backed away until we were out of line of sight and then peeled out of there like it was fucking gonna kill us. So Two minutes is up, fucky mose. loveove you, fuck you fuck you bye F at that. Yeah, I've se in Australia. Yeah. They got bears. They fucking agob. Yeah, trash bears. and I like I've said it on a thousand times. I know that some are worse than others, but They're scary, scary animals and I just I mean, I love the fact that it's so cool. There's so much wildlife Like three hundred d's walking into your town or you know, but bars, magic little shit J just opening your door to go throughr the rubbish shangoo. fuck' a bear. We're lucky we might say a canane toad, Yeah a brown s like Brown. O there like, you' got snakes. You've got something that can pick you up and eat you. Yeah. We don't have anything that'll eat you Sharks. Not out of the water. Crocodiles and sharks Crocodiles and sharks that's a bit eat rocrocodoles of pussies, you't really going any there. It's not going near. Yeah he Yeah. They're not gonna to walk up to your door and eat your bean. No You what I mean? No, I no. No, I no, they're not subervia. But as far as look, you gota tough to beat Canada. They're black bears. Kease says you can fight 'em Hey not my worst Keith come off second best to a moose reel. Well the moose did Rippy's fucking. Well they there go, They're a shit animal too. Yeah mse You know what I man? They look dopey but I'm not I'm not going near them. They're a shit animal. Noit. They do say we've got all the worst animals. I'm thinking about it and I'm changing my mind