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And if you're gonna have a bet, bet with Lad Brokes, keep an eye on our socials for more best bets each week and remember to join our mates mode to be part of our punting community Right I by Monday Y your favorite day of the week. It's a second in row We've done Yeah, A couple of cool shows with another couple of absolute rippers. Good fun. I just made we said it the other week, but they just they're just rippers now. There's no bad ones around. They're all different kinds, everyvery making model, but I faking. A of a different winner this one too Yeah, yeah, a little bit of a different one. Maybe we even talk pies for a little bit. We talk pies quite a lot. The land mullet? Yeah.and The landmark thumbs up we talk Legless lizards. Talk about it. you misses being on a reverse a trailer? Yeah, wow, fuckking I'm getting horny That's all happening. It's all happenin, but yeah, nah. goodood cool. Beeen positive shy will school. Right positive shy And chicken gravy rolls probably won't ring up bagging people anymore, don I think Youjoy? You didn't miss him. fucky J Just a schooner, thanks. And can you check on the To Flox podcast A, welcome back to another Monday. It's a Monday morning, Ge. Yeah, fucking cheers. Kicking it off. We hope you' all had a bloody good weekend. I reckon we did. Yeah. Pably spend most of it sleeping. I reckon. And for the rest of the week. Yeah, Prob Yeah. catching up on last week's efforts. Yeah I hope everyone back to winner and got a rooutot. happappy for all you. Oh, isn't that just the perfect weekend? winner and a root U And might of the same thing, isn't it really Yeah. Both rareities. Yeah. Both super rare. Goda bless his if he' did. Fuckking oath. evenven if what if you had a couple of rootes? Bring us up and let us know. Yeah. We want to know. Run us right through it. Yeah, let us know if you had a win and got a root. At the same time, imagine if you're watching your horse win As you get one It wouldn't get much better. Nah Now stop the fight after that. N over y it. justust go to bed because That day is not getting any That's it. There ishing that can beat what just happened. Fuckin be a dream. I'll just start punting more. See if I can set that up. Yeah, you gotta give youself a chance. Yeah.t got to be in win, haven't fucking how changes the mind. I think I got more chance of trying to just Instead of timing it, just when you're getting one, just try and put a beted on then. What's the's opposite color of purple That's the arttery. Yellow. I'm in a yellow patch. Iss what it's called? Very arid. Is there an opposite color purple on it? be the desert. It be the desert. It would be, wouldn't? on the color whels yellow. Is it?. So I'm in a yellow patch I can tell you, strong, strrong yellow pack. We've done on two weeks of that talking to each other. It's fuck unbelievable. bit of dingo sex just sitting around the hole and howling That's g on.s a bit of that g on. It' sitting at the end the bed In hallway se walking past each other telling each other fuck off G it? I can draw it She's ded up the desert in the desert. And I'm not even I don't even think I've done anything wrong We never do anything. She'll let me know. We never do anything wrong. Once she speaks to me, She'll tell me why I did wrong She mentioned something other day and I was wasn't listening. Didn't go.id you hear a word I said to you went you know, She said something about not listening something sure wasn't really f. You lost me at hello. But we love ' them. That's sort of. We just don't like each other at the moment All Gussy Gussl help was Edie trouble. Flogs. Y hero snorkel with a Flog of the week nomination. Snorkel Fucking scammners trying to sell loophomess tickets on Facebooks marketpl. It's so fucking frustrating When you're looking for tickets and every com' got or available If you want to have some fun, get our marketplace, message all the ads and then create a group chat with all the scammers, put them into an ad and just try and waste their fucking time. Well Sll them, you want to pay cash And when they say no so being transfer only telling you deal in a lot of cryptocurrency and they fze your bank account and see if they will be dumb enough to pay you fucking come to humans. Anyway, boys as pder growths I h yourself Holy fuck Who's not he's not wrong He's not wrong. No, mate. I scams, there has never been more betweenween emails and texts and all that shit. it's the lowest it's the lowest form of humans too. My dad gets so many fucking calls from those people. Yeah. Ridiculous amount. Yeah, right, yeah. And like he always has. I don't understand him. How? yeah. I don't get him You get him bam. I get a I get a couple. I'll get heaps of like Email and text ones. I Mly email. I noticice when I switch from outlook to Gmail, I don't get them. I oututlook, I've still got my outlook emails. I have a couple things I haven't transferred over. I'll go and have a look. there's still heaps of I think they're called phizzing like fizzing fizzing or fishing. fisishing. Yeah, there heaps of them in there. Yeah. But Gmail you don't seem to get them on Gmail. Yeah, right. Yeah The fllongs get it because the Flogs is go daddy which is through outlook. Yeah. and on but it all goes to spam. You don't see it in the main But the normal outlook f Oh ye, man your email ye Uh no. No, you're the same. Yeah Yeah ye. you know, I get absolutely shit It's made some of the ones now look so good too. like I look so real Yeah, you got emails and that they come through. Imagine putting them on the group chat butt and get them to all fuckking cont try and scam each other. That's so fun. Snorkels onto it. He is undero it. Snorkel onto it. Yeah, fuck the scam. Iood hear from you snorkel. haven't heard from you for a while That breaks me outt all the oldies that would get done by it, you know? It like lots of them H hard for me to tell. so I'm thinking all these oldies that many of the poor bastards would be done. Well do you remember a few years ago? A couple of years ago we bought the boys some Cole's vouchers at Christmas? Yeah. and I went to Cool' in Warnbar to get them and actually would sell them to me. Yeah They're look, I know youre on your phone, whoo's telling you to come and buy them? like me I'm buying them. I own the business Christmas bonus for these boys and yeah, they weren't gonna let me I think I got I think he's got five hundred bucks worth each, in yeah? gosh r memory. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. and they would not they're like, nah, it's a scam. That's not a fucking scam, right? Yeah. But it just shows that coles are actively onto it. ye. because old old people are going in And fucking buying the cards to do it, yeah, I assids Good morning Buster Gbe. Hellice, G sleep All your cans. all of your. All your top blkes. Anyway Fucking crack me up when we talk about suucking you know, you got to suck bkes off. If you' listen to the podcast, you going fuck me. Yeah. The one that got me the most is when Buster You said a bit someone has said to you, it's Iice look fucking metallic Who the fuck was that? Was that Allison Dorothy After the tein man fucked through, But I. That as random as fuck. Anyway Cpe on fllging guys Oh yeah See ya. Sazing. Yeah the guy said in you lick a lady's ass, it tastes like the back of what the fox tel box smells like That was a cool. just we didn't play it because there was a lot of other wild shit in it Yeah, guy, it was on an email. Yeah. C you canan you imagine Some of the listeners in that they talk finally talk a made to listen or something now and the first one they listen to, the first call that comes through actually. They go Oh, I've hadard a suck lot of years ago. I been like had to explain What is this show? I had to explain to Angela the other because she doesn she got listen the fuck a couple years ago. And she's like, u Something' was going on. she got Let's put you E even when we dwing the suunnyoach She' listen to today's episode, Oh know, fuck ye,atever Iven've listened it for ages. Like I haven't listened to the vlogs for a long time. Oh yeah, yeah let's whack it on. And it was no, it must have been in the Monday one because it was all they called and suuck you and she's like,' What's going on here? like trying to say used to be hand. It used to be fuck you there's still a lot of fuck yous, which What we want Oh, the suckers are funny.' fuck too. I keep him coming. I love the sucker. it's someone's first episode, but. Yeah, I get it. Oh I totally get. He's so good. I'm listening to B it's dill. I'm not listening if they want me to suck him off But just have a think about it,. Yeah Yeahah, all don't rush into saying you wouldn't suck a. It just depends how much you like your family. Really? Yeah. And if you don't know what we're talking about go back to the episode, I' come in what episode number it was. But yeah, Blke said If I was gonna to have to suck off one of to say family. Yeah, I think he went with Moose actually. I think Moose started Helli Foregers It's Chin to me from fucking south Australia in the riverin. This listen episode twenty four Gib I get fingered fucking in stitches. That's the best fucking drunk fucking escapade I've heard of. Heyo boys, back now a new podcast you talking about ps and stuff like that. So my little small town of Wakey had the Orange Grove Bakery And now that was owned by a c gentleman named of Reddy or Radloff. And when everyone used to finish up pub we used to go out there copious same numbers of the fucking of the night And we used to go and fucking just hand him a handful of fucking notes orrap or whatever we had in the bucket handful of fucking pies, pastries and new name fucking what two, three o'lock in the fck man have a good old sneak. Now These pars were as good if not better then than twelve o'clock in the afternoon. fucking one bakree That had a fucking drive through. St' got a drive through now even with the new owners new own bakery p shout out they're still making good fucking pie pizza shops Nows boys L L it's not yours and fuck you mooh. H' just made me really hungry. Imagine getting a pie drive through pie shop. Oh There's not many is there? Like we got Y here? Yeah, ye, but' it's Yeahah there. No, there's not many is there? I don't think I' know another one. I think Y is the only one I'm aware of. There's a marketing idea for someone Yeah In the right place you get a good shot, you'd kill it I one just throw a coffee maker in there too, you know what I mean? easasy to double up. The van. Yeah. Yeah, you got a van. Yeah. What's that you go to Sonny Cast in old time Yeah. What's that Pae M? There's a couple of shops off? Beefies Yeah beef Heaps of beefies Yeah Beefiess drive through Gussy, can you see aef I've seen one. I haven't seen There's a lot them. Yeah, they good. Yeah, they're pretty good. Pretty good. I've heard was sort of You know, when you gets too excited, but like because there was so many of them that would just kept popping up and I'm like, Fuck this is su Sunny Ghast thing. Yeah they are creeping down here now, but I was that excited to try him. And it was good. It was a solid pie, but I went for I forget what I've had a couple of flavourors We should just start with the applied onth and then W your way other I went for like, yeah, I think I did a tendery or something. Oh no, no, no. But they. Yeah, they're decent, but then you're right. they're that big. they could do it a drive through. Well here we are here. So beefy operations dedicated drive throughrough of three Locations Mango Hill, which is Brzy Mingy and Newtown, which is Sydney. I'd say they're down south as well. s is this one in Cooland Gut. I didn't think there was. Yeah, I' got a feeling push the show more Ive got a feeling it's under showhcase. I think I'm not c you go but I thought I might have say. Are you in this where it says asking? Yeah, there it is. Yeah It is under show us I thought I sa Oh sure it is, Sious. We drove past the other week and thought, is that a beefyies. All right? Well, we' better to get some for review when we're back. Yeah yeah,'s do. Yeah. we'll go Yeah ye, Gusy, there'll be your job.fy we'll get some beef. dinner or night. Yeah, We'll do that in a couple of weeks time Yeah, because you're right every time we' go out to Sony Cast a se andm like got to try them. Yeah, yeah. I think they even do the crazy ones with like a bit of like chips some gravy on top and sh have some of them from her front b Youave you ever tried chocolate in it? No. Um, yeah Yeah you put in the meint. So if you get like spaghetti bowl and ees and drop like half a block of fucking E Chocolate in it? there. see the games. Okay. Can't go wrong Okayday vloggers I got a vlogg of the week nomination. All drivers on Sweed Valley Way proceed to do ninety or ninety five. Correct the whole way up to Tbolgum and then it go to the eighty and proceed to do the ninety ninety five through it. N not letting anybody else around them and being absolute I'm sure curbs that don't annoy you just as much as it annoys me U Allright vloggers. ennjoy it. I'll catch you later Yeah, I agree with Yeah. It's what gets me but is the people doing eighty fromrom Kondong now. they go Iice Yeah, right because it's it's just they just don't do one hundred now between because they know Tobaloms eighty. I think a lot of them assume I think they're missing that hundredswi le I think they assume that there's eight because now sixty. So that that whole area used to be eighty from like u just just outside of Kondong. And now it's like sixty from there past the Bowling club and out. So yes. it doesn't it goes from sixty to one hundred where the u So on the left hand side, you go past the fig. Yeah, rightight? You go past a fig tree on the left hand side, the mill's got their sugar there. the mill owned that, it's like experimental stuff And then it goes to one hundred. P I think people are missing that s on. Yeah're doing fucking eighty the whole way ths me nut Absolutely pieces me my b, get ya. And then they're doing ye Yeah, they do. they do like ninety five or hundred through the eightyies zone. You're like, what are you doing there? Then they all speed up in front of tools there Just yet sort of to boggom where the otherver tagon lines are, you look Yeah. I can't understand people blown up when they made behavior. Yeah, idiots When they made the eighty zone tombogamy where was going off. Oh it was a day, Mate M was in Foregate for a long fucking time and they peeled some dead balls That long big corner. Yeah weere covy gl. Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah there It's a bad zone. It's shocking. They put the fences up When it's when it's wet. That one hundred it's just got that camera of the road that people just slide off all the time. Oh man had an absolute horrific one there. Yeah they go. Yeah. Yeah Dad Dad can tell you some wild stories about that little Balgam area. Like when it went to eighty, I sort of had I said, you reckon that's right, Daggas fuck it should have been eighty twenty years ago. Yeah. L you know what mean it's not like Sk what nahight That cornner is fucked Yeah weird story. I actually don't think I've ever told thisos it. Doingt swim climb one night on a Friday night Um And it was really it was just wed might N never happened to me before it I think There ambiance So the ambulance for those who don't know, the hospitals' on top of the hill and it' straight above the swimming pool. Anyay I don't know if it's se o'lock something. his a was went passast. I just felt sick. I got so te me up I'm not going to get team. E ended up it was yeah it was me man. He was in a bad way. He big T bone that as they pull out from Tob Yeah at the second one like the Youere the bridge? Yeah. There's been some weird. We N never had that before, but it was fucking we was that not? It was weird. J I just got sick. I didn't know why I had had no idea. Just for Yeah, that's not good. that's an intuition,n't it? Yeah, never had Yeahy JeeB. He wasn't wasn't in great way but it didn't knock any fucking sense into him. Fuck. I remember ming coming home some nights and just sitting on there in my bed Yeah, right. Yeah When he was you after doing the job yet. Bar about Range Joing to drive over the Baringbar Ranange just wantnt thingking about dad 'ause u like all the all the fucking Dath Yeah of some shockers wasn't they? I don't know, I can't remember what the black because it was one of the New to Wal's biggest black spots. Yeah. I can remember him. Maybe Google how many fatalities are be in the Baringbar range, Gust because it'll be a fucking f Yeah. I remember growing up, there was Yeah, well D did they read What year did they reado it? U in the nineties It was one hundred when we were growing up. and it was s a couple over taking Ridiculous. Yeah. but dad dad was in the far weade when went through that. era of You know, all the deaths And yeah Chr you remember coming home some night and sitt on the enemy bed is when the been a child parcel Yeah. Yeah, it fucking knocked him. It dead said knocked him. Yeah, you know, it was it was a doozy. There it is. The Burning Bow Range previously formed a highly dangerous black spot on the psuit Hway, causing numerous severe crashes and fatalities before the highway was bypassed and upgraded. Yeah, that's when it stopped is when the truck stopped going over there. Yes. Yeah. just go it'd be literally hundreds Yeah theres some dzies. It doesn't give you a figure there would be if we deep dive, we're not going get into that. but yeah, like it was fucking bad. Yeah Yeah yak. Hey guy Drive safe, people, fucks saake, dririve safe. Y Hey, Flogs. B boy here just on the bo back of u They stealing things when you're drunk. Back when I was in, you know, the early twenties I think I became a kptoaniac. I was getting drunk. Id wake up in the morning and I'd have something in my pocket or It in the end I just created this little trophy cabinet, you know, like the old shot glass Test tube Just did anything I'd get me hands on. But then one night I woke up with a fucking cue ball in my pocket. I'm like, what the fuck. Anyway, don't worry, I put it in the trophy can it. I don't remember where I went next minute I hear that the joint burnt down. So I saole a cue ball from a pub They got burt down the next night. S But on the back of that I've seen one of the funniest things I've seen when I used to do security guys trying to steal stuff. So I used to do security around the university And I was walking around and I could just see the couple of shadows Lift in a pop pe S swear it was about on don't I hundred kilogies Next minute I'm just going oit Two of them bolted and one black just stopped And they dropped it on his foot. And I said, Ohit, you're gonna have to put that back. He goes, o Ct, me foot, me foot. I said, Ohh what So I just watched Dimmy Payne push his pot plant back and then hobble off. You ask. Yeah Thank That's my story. Catch up, Vlog on Airal. Por bosses here with the broken foot. you fuckking, you'd better fix that. you were a clpper. Batch Batch if it's on camera button his bosses are going Did you help him put that fucking back in? Is that a gatchy? Mate, we used to knock shit off all the time when we were young and drunk I? There was no cameras lock at the pubs and. I don't reckon we were very good either. I can't it just doesn't But we did do street signs and that but I can't think of I can't think of we didn't sort of the derry machine We sort of. Yeah, we never we never we never got any we never stopp anything from anyone's houses or anything. but on the a stre signer on the way. No ye from the party like you'd knock off the fucking signs and shit like Yeah we had neon signs that we'd borrowed from nightclubs on the Gulf Coast and things like that. The big Indian out our shooters one night we got a halfay out before they called us. We would' have got it home too, ey, fucking. Cops. I think I might have since doing that job. What are you b doing with that Indian? Rad. We nearly had it. Iar had an Iian. I think I've mented it on here, but a bke in my ear Stole a stop sign one night The next crash There was a crash my backgun guy. Yeah. I me those guys. I think everyone just kept it quiet. No, I said shit, Pet knew' done that story. I didn't I never asked you I can see that. Gos just written a name down for me to see. That guy is fuck love that guy. everyvery now and then I get a message from him on Facebook. Yeahone's like, Oh fuck actuallyually looked I looked up his thing the other day too. He looked like he's having he's having fun in life Is he in Japan? Yeah, I think so. I think he was married to a Japaneseirl. Yeah Yeah. He was the guy that fucking parachute it off the RS silk pub under the pumpike Yeah broke Bothy's legs or bothy' arms have He's give us good co. You It take me each hly fuck. He was fucking mad. So the Mornbaar so He was mad. Mornbar Igeous. Oh ye, would I mean, he can't now but he's still at that. There's a blood guy now I could ask He ye Yeah there's a led there's still there's a ledge around on the outside of the Mulanbar.self. It's about a foot a half wide. We've toldled on him before and I kicked him out and I kicked him out and I kick you k kicked him. I end up climbing up the flag bowle or whatever and end up on me and I'm like in the pokey area. I went Holy fuck, andnies. the window. Oh went Oh, you're not meant to be there. 'use it' so long ground. He's g. Yeah. They were feeding schooners through him. he's sitting there drinking schooners or not. and the security guards worked O buds on the ledge So then they've started the competing from all the side and he's like I'm like, Ohh, boy this stay's like, we better get downstairs L so we've gone outside, I'm like, man What are you doing? So bad? And he's jumped and hit the palm tree and sprung back, not like a movie. He's like, Oh, sure I miss it. And then he's hooked it with one arm and swung like a monkey all the way down and broke bones Yeah, and secur gu guysard We're calling the cops fuck the cops call any P E running away. They's facing other direction. He was mad. M I did? and always good for it. Well, he was the guy that come up with the eight dollar bag of madness. Yeah right I was sitting one night at the cool and Ga hotel we've been fucking turfed And me and uncle and we're sitting over in the little whatever you call it, the Rotunda Yeah ye down the opposite clip so that's still there. Anyway, fucking here he comes, Oh bud he comes se him bobling around I said to Uncle say, that's fucking such won't say's no, such such what's in his hand? And he comes up he goes boyys, what happened? I said weve got turf Yes, he, I'm being for life. What are you doing? He' right wait for all the boys to come out. He's up there with all these crews. sort of like in between our crew mine of yours. And he's got this fucking silver bag in his hand. I said, what'sig', eight dollar bag of M man, this boyys Tropical punch. G it in ya. And we sat there and shared an eight dollar bag of mad I Oh fuck I was drunk. I never touched it. And then me and uncle used to buy one every Friday night. and Saturday night It was Fridight was Aussie night. Yeah, Satur night was balcony night and we'd buy an eight dollar bag of madness from Je in the main street and we'd drink fucking fall into a plk. T to get the balcony that fucking pist. would be had a fucking walk? I love that guy. He' love to get me money. He's mad. Magine get me money O Good Gibo Moosey moose? yeah. Chicken and gravy rolls here. Oh I love it. No my vlog of the week this week is bloks in their mid to late thirties that can't even back a trailer. I'll tell you what, they'll come into work next where you can tell me they sit down to piss. I reckon someone should take their fucking man license off them to be honest. Anyway, whoot Do you know what? I know people don't like. I know that people don't like having to carry full grown men upstairs with ten cans of JD and put him in his own bed fromom a courtesy bus and he's not paid to do that Just quietly. Oh h Oh I think you might know the caller. Reckon I know that, Boy Very good, veryery good. That I'd be slly for a week. I've been witing for him So that bloke fuck, this is specific That blke very specific. That bloke Hell off the cursey bus at the review, backwards with a ten pack of fucking JDs. They go everywhere. So two blokes good hearted bloke, one a driver, one a drunk passenger. go oh, we better they help him. And they pick him up, they didn't have to They put him on the bus and he got cross. he goes, Where these eers They're like got a fuck man, I don't know they rolled again fuck, mate so So they' all had to get off the bus. They had to find all his JD's and stick back in his box. They pull up at his house. He falls h the road he just goes, Oh go to bed. You're like, Oh the fuck s. So they take him to the bottom door. he's way upstairs. You're like,' gonna have to din his's not little. They're gonna drag him up the fucking stairs They put him in the bed and then he goes Hey. Be j eight. Look, they're on the bus go. So they've had to go back down the bus, findwn all his JD's and he's laying in bed and they go, What are you on the JD's? goes? G him here. Give him all ear. I mean they talkucked him like was foood. sep. Yeah. I come't a about you can't reverse trailers when you can't walk up your own fucking stairs, Jamp But I do agree with you. if you're a full grown man you can't reverse a trailer Are you a full grown man? a We wouldd have a lot of city slickers listen, I reckon He probably never trail They have never in the city hadad a trailer on the back. Go and rent a trailer and learn. Go and rent it. What a duck. How good would that be? Why do you have this way again? It's fucking R a trailer. R a trailer. It gonna rent a trailer. Take get in the Bondo and I'm gonna reverse. Iought a nightmare. What a fuck a nightmare. Oh I learned to reverse a trailer with my dad slapping me in the head From the outside walking beside me. Lft you fucking left you fucking fuck left is right, leftft is right. fucking billa. I like that I learn. Yeah. I man I was very impressedive M this is whatd IdaL zuki Sierra, but We were doing work around our old house years and years ago Even the misses should go over go over to the tip to a tip run by herselff and shit she says She's doing the reverse on the fucking she goes, comeome back one day I goes, The tip guide has gave me a massive rpe. goes Jee, good at that sweat. Good looking blonde she'll reversse a trail. I wonder you married her. Yeah. Yeah, no, pretty handy. In draw me. In should draw the cane harvester, so's It That beats most bucks. I can't draw can Iv st., I'll goad draw. Kb, givee nice Once had two balls here, previously known as one ball, something or Rll other. What's O had twenty twenty six has been a fucking roller coaster so far. not even halfway through it yet Started out strong with a trip overseas, watched a bit of footie, met some pretty cool people came home and fortunately had to put the family pet down That sucked us. And then a week later, Sam Fuckit decided that he needed my gear that I use for work more than I do A right? it's fuck in ifully calm and catches up with him. That's a role You see positives out of the out of the years thus far Now the day the young bloke hit the big one eight I pretty proud of the the man that he's becoming and Most of most if not actually all of the feedback that that we get as parents is that he's exactly that, that he's an upstanding, respectful young b awesome. You're done That's all we can ask for so far. so that's pretty fucking good It's bit of a tough one to swallow when it's your first and only that hits one eight but yeah, it's a learning curve in life secondcond positive for the year, I guess so far we wouldd be getting the all clear from the oncologist a few weeks ago after having one of the plums taken out A a few years back I think that was one of my first call in was telling a story about that one no longer getting stabbed by things or pricked by things and we have to say the doctor. And I guess the last one would be a big positive. Obviously Mother's Day was recently and the boss needs a big shout out. puts up with my shit and the young bloke shit and keeps the family together and we'd be fucked without us so Yeah, call out to the wife and how proud we are of her and what she achieves in life and with work and An right I just finished eating a full bag of spearmint leaves. sitting here watching ice go by, so fuck you gido. M hmosph smell it. I'm smell. I'mosphement leaf guy. I don't like Pppanint ice cream But speiment you don't like speiment leafes, do you? no, no like. I can sort of cock chewing gum that's about it Yeah, I not big on. I love a spepearman leaf. Yeah, good on y you. Hei, I'm glad that you like you just said that, you know I might knock all your shit off and but you're still seeing the positive sort of life bud. So that's the best attitude to have here. was fucking killing it. Yeah. I was just about to say the same thing to somehow, like there's some big negatives there, obviously with Diagnosis and things getting stolen and It's just amazing for people to be able to find gratitude, to be grateful and look for positives when it is such a roller coaster So like you said, massive highs, massive lows And I tell you what, but life is better if you can do it. It's hard sometimes and we all go the other way at times. but if you can do that, it just points everything upwards. and Congratulations on young fellow. sounds you've done a great job the team And make that is that's a great call for everyone. tryry to find the positives No matter what's happening, sometimes it feels hopeless. But if you can look for positives Honestly, it's just life is a little bit better than you think it is. if you can just try and find one. It can be hard and be grateful for the things you got like your misses and kids and your fresh plum too Yeah, goods a fresh plum. Awesome, mates great love that fuck Really good, reallyally good. Brigant Gooddayye fellas. It's the one onm banded here And This is a bit of a Priple B out fllogg of the week Th things kids say and off the back of getting a pet yarn For the studio. Don't get a fucking bird My little fella turned two the other day and we thought we'd get him a bird Yeah, got him a bird and then picked it up. drove the three hundred ks back to where we live would the burd in the cage in the back of the car put it on the brander and I was sitting there staring at it and the little fellow's running up to the cagage, he's having a ball and I thought, Oh, I should put some newspaper down in there before I go back out to work and the messes has got to try and fuck around with it. and whatnot. and I've been I opened the cage door and the fucking birds flunged right here outside of course and just took off Oh no yeah I went Oh shit no and the little fella's gone Oh shit no! Birdie gone skky, Birdie gone sky Git made ' him I'm sorry guys Birdty Sy, Daddy, fucking I'm sorry, daddy. You know it's not your problem, mate. It's not you didn't do it But u You don't get a fucking bird Oh we got a goose. He still got yourbert? Yeah, he's still here, Pedra. If I can now find him Now inclining. you told you we could go scammed into giving him to someone Yes, But Bucky has the poor little fella, watch you the bird fl? He apologizing. He's apologizing. Oh poor Dad got away with one there. He could have made but feel real bad. Come and get Pedro. D you hear of it a lot, B People with birds just Well, you know, think if they've had it for a wall, fucking should they let it? Well, I'll lift I'll it the budgies it. need to let the budgies down on off tryrying to work a there to blame someone I was on the phone of dad, it was probably his fal sid trrack. I should' going in the next dide if I can do something with him. And. I just saw the the cage door open. I went Yeah, they don't stay in there often do they? Would you open the cage? I burgies? No their budgies. My that fucking green thing We got it from Bertt. The fucking thing was about ten year old. It was our budgie was fucking It wouldn't have lasted a minute outside. It would have been just hit by a hawk under a mile out of that poor bastard Okay. someomeone gave m. cousin, he's got T T younger kids Someone gave them a second hand lizard Secondhand lizard. Yeah. had three fucking legs That's a fucking name. secondand Lizzard with three legs. twelve years old. Tripood. With three fucking legs. What's a Lizz was? Uh It was a fact it was a cool looking one Anyway, I had to go. I was staying there for a netwbook ctiv so I didn't have to fund get Nirbb And I thought he was Jimie up at the start. I had to take it out in the concrete for it and do a shit ut it back in it s. You did. Yeah. What did you have to do that? Well, because I was looking after it they why. Oh, sorry yeah that why. Yeah did the right? , that's what I thought He goes, Mate, it will not move. It's that fucked. It was it didn It didn't move. Every bird that went over, I thought this is the easiest test I was gonna take this lizard. It's fucking gornous. It was a big It was decent. Yeahah, like fucking fuckings about a foot long kill me. Oh Anyway, he fucking died he died a couple about two months ago. Yeah.. What was his name Fire Brick? Ill think of his name, his cousin's got the best names for him. hisis dog was Warren I love. He had a big ye He had a big dog called Warren. I love. Can't remember what this liizzard was called, but it was fucking Blue tongues and tuns. Yeah It wasn't blue tongue skin. That wasn't blue tongue. It was blue tongues. No, it was got death at as well. We even in a fucking see a blue tongue. I only go through a wall every time. Fucking thing Yeah, I'm the say. The slithery gets me. The other lizards are all right. this it's that snake skin that gets me. The slithery fuck that. The land mullet. Now they still around because Toin one to Boggom Ride where all grew My pop, my pa, just a massive skinkid. My pa had fucking massive black land mullets. ever they are in their backyard And I never know, never know what happened and they actually do look like a fch with legs. Yeah, they make they do. Can you arere they still around in Northerorthern around? just put landmallet in more warmbar area, see if they're still around. Be I have made, I haven't seen a landmallet I suspect maybe the Cane toads fucked him because P's see what are the eight? I guess they Got a h S that is Land Mullan, Australia's largest skink youre on giver. Oh it is. N right N look exactly like it. Resident of the twwed near subtropical rainforeorest. So they're probably still out in the bush because the Mnbar and Twed region situated right in the foothills of Mount Warney and surrounding Caldera, it's a perfect damp. Yeah. so Oh B easy packing, wouldn't they? Oh yeah. They' were pretty quick though, but Billy used to u becauseuse he'd be garding in the backyard and when he'd be digging, it'd be between his legs and get the worms Yeah, right. Bill was m was fucking the thing was huge, right' Dan just didn't turn up one day. Yeah, I can't say him' really protecting himself But they're terrifble, they're probably prone to getting hit with the shovel because they think it's a blacksting. shitss are?. You don't think twice. You've got legs. Yeah, you don't think in twice. Yeah.ot been. you've got legs. Yeah, I haven't seen one for years. You just prompted me when you're b Yeah, no, the slithery skin no good for me Yeah, Normally's zero What the legless is G'day lads, Goty Goty yar Za here, got a root yarn for y A so years ago we was traveling in the UK and Yeah, we had like a big house party one night. And u Yeah Oh that. properly giboed that night, I ended it up passing out on the couch in the lannterom O of my mates was asleep at the base of the couchck beside me Anybody Whoake out Probably two in the morning and a sheil is giving me a Gocklock three thousand and I look over and there's somebody took a block up the back of us W! Oh my, what that The health probably the best way you could possibly ever wake up. I actually had a misses at the time. but Yeah. then I see her trying to reach down and grab my mate which he was basically leaning over the top of trying to grab Isael fo her out and give him a bit of a hug And he woke up and The fuck is going on here?ody Bue was he? Anyway, so he got out of there but I was already you know, getting pretty close I was like, o well we as well just hang around and yeah basically um shut the l down a gallet and O she went back over the other cch with all my Now Yeah, it gave me a bit of head noise for a bit after that I didn't know at all. it wrong or not, but I kept that one pretty quiet until now We appreciate you tr.ose. and Yeah, fuck you gibbo. I. Well I love that they can fight in us. Yeah, yeah and mions of other listers. S youing people listen to this. Imagine waking up to that Well he's not really in the room. No, just man he was asleep and he was dazed and confused likeike he said it was too late by the end. I'd agree not to tell misses' probably great move there because she's not going to believe me going wrong. Yeah Well, what do you meant to do? Stop it? Well, yeah, he probably like he was on a mission. the good sp. He probably should have said Yeahah stop. L in theory. No I'm gonna to go with you. I think he did under just couldn't yell it loud enough. it was too loud in there. I think he' saying stop, don't I'd crawl through a wall. I'd probably faint actually. No. She'd probably finish because I'd faint. he said she's still trying to grab a third blike. The other mate had to go as well. Oh go. That's fine. wakeagine him wake up a third blike. Holy shit. Accidental freesome. Where was I? How did you accidentally get into freesome? That guy just did Yeah, that's u Wellow Yeah, that's a beat wall H You got any more gussy was earer there? Here wr' help for all. Let's go. Gentlemen, not the wp Rudy. I'd love to know what empisode most was having his yarn about Morton Island Aquwardard And ass far as a little memory of mine. when havey Buck's party over there I had a mate I wasn't too keen on using the drop toilets or digging hole and squatting over it O the comeber day three, I'd say it was a bit buned up Really probably fanging for a shit. we got all set up is a valor law They up on the drones lookingooking out over the surf I thought, oh, he's just takaking in the scenery Hello, I Cack could be here joining I'll get up there A sading? suckid or Is I'm just trying to I'm just watching Budy Greeny take shit. look down isy mate getting fucking washed around. I don't know how many Itd both have been over there for a few have. You know how rough the east coast is So is Grny's buddy getting the best p diab his loss Well, you got one He? wh he was pretty satisfied. F Oh know the fucking agenda All these canuns giing fucking moof so much shit have about whereere's me fucking' hart get fucked. You know, more fuck you is Fuck you Where's me bucket at? Yeah You' certaining me shirt. Wh me h But I want to rip that bucket out. Oh m' so many block. you boys. G your n Everyone get off Moose's back. Fucky Moose. Fucky Mse, whereere's me at mean, I don't know, he mustn't be doing it because so many people send emails I haven't heard him in months, it's not in spam. it's not in this. U M have to take it back off him. He might not be doing the job I just got the update from me my cousin's animal tell you say his dog was Warren and his lizard was Troy Troy You ask me what sort of this isoy? No I ask his sister, but thought he might be work. Yeahah, Troy and Warren Mike Warren. Warren, they go, What sort of bra? I remember He used to walk Warren when hed lived with us at the coast? It was a batind, I reckon he'd be sixty something kilos and about three dogs and three and half foot like just stand masive or something. Yeah. and they everyone go, Oh what what is he? I go, what the fuck isn't he? Yeah he was He was blue brintled black brown and he fucking they're the best. He had a head like a masiff, but he was fucking he had a bit of everything, mate. They're the best. B of everything his man. they're big bits of dogs. And was mate he was a dopey but a great dog. I love them. One day I had the old knock at thirty two, ten, ye had the bigick It was in my back pocket and we're out the back at at Chuan there and just throwing balls to him. but we had another dog at the time And she was unbelievably stled. She was like one of the This is an athlete, I just fucking would get this balld I. Warren would just Go ten meters and go, I'm not gonna beat her and w stop. And then you'd go, Warren, come here, manate you go Go ro back, mate, he fucking hit me one day I went and like, cuddle him And he didn't stop running. You re I? He hit me And I've gone back. I was worried about hitting me head but I forgot about me fine. it was just smashed to me back knockah. Big warrying, you're fucking idiot. you warry? It's a good dog. He's a fucking idiot. Warrying a get fuck. Oh, F that's sorangeimment, money. Come here K I have been through Murry. I find knock her over too. That's how it work. Counding overounding knocked her over and ended up inside I was gonna make the rains that was his first rooute fell over and it just landed in there It' slippy. slippy. Oh yeah, that'd be about right, too Thats accidental sex. Oh fuck. That's a blike we need to get on that Yeah. All right, one more. Kbs, Gibbo, moose, goose, legendary brother here. Hi calling up with my fog of the week. Now this goes out to someone very fucking special to me I collect stubby holders and my aim my goal, I should say, is to collect every stubby holder from every sporting club in Victoria Holy, sht it? So I'd organizeed with said person to to do around Up around Kilmore Do big trips because I don't own a car makes it hard to get to places via public transport. that don't have public transport going to it So I'm organized with this frreaking tole off. to do this trip,? Four weeks. We planned it four weeks in advance, happappy days, let's fucking go. This is impressive. This is crazy. About a week prior he decides, right, we've only got A short limited time because I want to get back to the local football club and get on the pest sixty dollars for two hours of free pest. I'm like, okay, whatever, right, let's go. So we hat up two clubs, the back and firstse club what. Fucking bast to the get to. sccariest fucking shit I've ever fucking done. My freckle still hasn't fuckking allowed me to shit properly yet Anyone We get we get the two stubby holders. We get back in the hope to drink And they said, Dana Only for the nineteen eighties. res Well, fat me Rid the fucking sheit Electrician magician, you fucking flug. Oh got it Fuck me M fuck was I upset? Anyway Back him Pigsie. Can you backuck you Electrician magician. It must be the brotherw Yeah, it must be. would I'd love a little update if you can just send us a quick one. I'd love to know how many you've got. Yeah Yeah, that'd be interesting, a't I? You need a whole room. Ohice sunblks that click hats, clicks WOs My don't know wumble that fucking I like from Wiams I play a bit of golf with me and but be to play a bit of golf with him as well. Mate. he'd have a spare room full of stubby otters. Yeah, wow. like crazy amount of stubby otters. Yeah. And they're just in garbage bags. Yeah. like because what Yeahah. Sonny fucking. If you do it like some people do the hats, like you actually put racks into a like say you made One wall in your pool room or something with them. It'd be pretty cool. It'd be awesome. but Well my car had coasters from most of the clubs around New. Yeah heaps And the guy who bought the house at the Bogam Road, when they pulled it all down, he actually got them and got some really cool ones and stuck him in a thing and kept them in the whole room, which is really cool. It's collectles there was Uncle of mine, it was a mad collector of all sorts of stuff, but he wasn't like a hoarder, but he just had a dad threw it all out Oh That was dad's jump, Dagg' shit. What would it have been? Dad' been f. Dad was like eighty years worth of shit there.it That guy I collected and loveved Daggos. he doesn't need it. Oh shit. I out fuckking w it. Just threw it out. Dad's shocking for that He's had so many things over the years I've rung him and gone, hey, whatever happened to that b on his a pegged it. Woful. you know, the biggest thing, he had a cross cut saw one of his real big long cuts as long as his table right. and it was It Pretty well cut down most of the trees in Talgham in the eighteen hundreds. Yeah right. I rang him a few years ago, and I said, Hey what happened that crosscat saw? used to be on the fence at fucking Crumen. he goes,, still there. And I went fuck. So I drove up there up to the house, knocked on the door, It was the same blug that bought the house off dad. and of course, when you'arboy a house you meet And Dad helped him for a day. so there was something there, whatever they needed to do. I said, I'm Graam. He said, Ohh ye,'mram, B by.,' you he said? He's good. I said, Mate, there was a big fucking crosscut saw in the back shed and it was up on above the you goes Yeah, fuck I think there was a ripper. He goes, I'll go to a sparky. Fuck you guys literally go to away like six months or something before I got there. I sa fucky Dad it wasn't his fault. Yeah, no, Dad noah