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What we didn't mention on today's program, we did a sneaky little sausage tester for Patreon for Patreon on Patreon Brave Sine Brave Park Boy, it was fucking good. Delicious. Hello chorizo? Yeah, chorizo. There was a chicken kiev. Yeah, there was a Brazilian thing, Brazilian potato. Yeah, Brazilian we couldn't explain, but yeah, it was good. Any Brazilian is good? Yeah, that would be good. And then there was a fourth one . Honey and mustard . Honey , honey . Any sausages with honey there is good. Good yeah, so that's on Patreon the book Sunday night. Another Another eBay purchase Indian cricket bat maker in business over there they've bought another bat fly sweater. Yeah . Yeah , we've been chasing around by a flying need to night. We had heap goings on. Yeah, heaps long off flights. They're all terrible. Conspiracies made a return. Yep. Oh, what else was that? Podcast story Owl News. My woo woo lady, Gibbe went to Lihart and got smashed. Yes. The wine piece here unreal. Oh unreal. Piece of objects that actually had the old players walking around the field next unreal. Saw the video . Yeah. Unreal. And then of course we got into some drunken yarns, some drunken animals and then we'll be walk by cop V cop. Yeah, good luck guessing how many beers a bear had? Oh yeah, bears love beers. It's a lot. Right . Stay tuned. Give yep . Hey Mike, just a schooner, thanks and can you check on the Two Flox podcast? He's infected, I can the way she's been scratching around the room . Judge embodies burn it single day. There's nothing I can do It doesn't take a doctor now to see this little inch is spread ing rapidly next time I'll jack it by myself . She's infected , I can tell . Fucking Moose. It's an easy one to picture, isn't it? It is pretty good. I've been there done that. What the herpes? Yeah . Well, dad's calling me first time in four months, here we go. Since you were sixteen . I can go through to the keeper . You want to bring him to bring him live on the show? No. No That'll get us cancelled. Yeah . How's the name for my dad in mine is Happy Harold. And then yours is Jimmy J. call him dad. Night. You call him Jim? Nah, he gets dad. Yeah, nigh. He guess dad. I called Dad Graham once . Not good And it is Men's Mental Health Week at the moment, so not only want to tip him right over the ny nigh. We're coming to the end of it, it's Friday, but it's been a men's mental health week this week. I'm wearing a living shirt. You got to take a look. You've got one on. Great organisation for men out there, living, go and check 'em out. They're a great friend of ours. Ain't weak to speak? Ain't weak to speak? Seven, seven blocks a day or seven people in Australia a day die of suicide. Oh good. Seven too many. Yeah. It's just a number that needs to come down, to be honest. Oh , one hundred percent it doesn't. And that's and they're the ones passing away, mate 's just the battles and that millions would go through each week. Oh yeah one hundred percent. Yeah. So yeah, if you are out there and you are listening to us and you are one of those people with a bit of head noise and stuff like that, this is the time. Go and go and talk to someone, ring your text your mate, go and see someone. I've got to catch up with a mate of mine tomorrow. He sent me a won't say who's nothing like that. He sent me a text message on a Friday. Goes that offer still stand? I thought, fuck, what's this? Anal, what is it? What's it gonna be? Yeah. And I said, Mate, I don't know what it is, but probably. And he said, Mate, I really I just need to fucking talk to you. Yeah. So tomorrow, Wednesday's a day I can do that. And I said, Mate, let's let's do it. So gonna go and have lunch with him tomorrow and get some don't don't have a lot to do with this place. Was that National Aircraft? Trying to get his next segment going nine episode nineteen forty five Germany . What are you listening to what is on this computer? Fuck this off, whatever this is? No, what is this computer? No . It was someone on Instagram. I was trying to get the next segment ready. Oh , we know exactly what he's. When we reconfigure this joint, we're gonna be able to see your laptop on him . I think just before we do move on. BT, you know what to add in there? Thank you very much He really fucked up. Actually, well, you reminded me about the men's mental health and that if everyone's different, you know, we sort of said what works for us in that and a really good episode on the Not for Radio Boys . If you go back just a little bit, I think it's called Burnout off the top of my head just Jay talking about the way he does things and he's brought stuff in really good episode. I love it. Just you've said before you would dunk that Jay sort of reminds you a little bit of me and just some of the stuff you're saying just he's like a cooler version of you. Yeah exactly one hundred percent head smarter and a bigger head I loved what he loved that episode I really like I do similar things , but I'll probably take on some of the things that he does because I just think they would work for me as well. Obviously, everyone's different, just 'cause he does it or I do something different doesn't mean it's gonna work for everyone, but there will be people to listen to that episode of theirs called Burnout that you will probably I'm sure you'll be able to take something from. It was on their version of Patreon , the Sniper Elite, which I've got, and it's really good. It's really cool to go back and listen to all their back catalog , but he actually spoke about it on there and actually replayed it on the free Friday or Thursday two weeks ago . And it just mate, he's weak. He described his week that week before he actually found it out. Yeah. And I had Angela in the car. We were going to sunny coaster . And I really it's one of my favorite listeners. I love listening to the boys. And that one was an Angela's like, they always like this. It was it was pretty intense. And I said, No, it's kind of his fuck but this is this is one that needs to be done. And I love that we do the same thing we're doing there. Yeah, we don't we always try and be funny and blah blah but it's good to have that Yeah people know that everyone goes through it you don't just sit in there laughing at every day like man, it might come across like that, man. I'm pretty sure we let everyone know that we're not like that. We do. A couple of weeks time I'll reveal some stuff about yourself that at a moment I can't, but I've been bit going on in the background. Gibo knows about it. There's a lot of struggles going on at the mom ent in my world. It's fucked. But hopefully in a couple of weeks time let's see if we get through that. So yeah, but anyway , hey, give it june thirtieth, eight AM tickets on sale. Yes , don't miss out. The blockbuster. Moose vs gos. Outs. Using straight up. Using straight up, first fight off the ranks. Get it over done with. Gibby's gonna be at the back. He'll be out there fucking with these little clipboard you'll be on time. I thought you'd be back. You'll be on the massage. I thought he was doing the massage. You'll be on time now . Thank you. Yeah. You'll be on massage. Yes. Yeah. That's right. But you'll yeah, you'll be on time. Runs it with nine fist s. And if you win, you might get a special message . Yeah, share with him. So yeah, if you really, if you're keen as fucked to come to this one, this is the one I've said this before. This is the biggest one we've put on. We're doing some really special events the night before that I won't go into just yet, but you just have to hang on for that one, but trust me, you need to be on the Gold Coast. You need to be on the Gold Coast for these bookie tickets, june thirtieth, eight AM tables general admission. So ticket master for general emissions and ticket tickets for the if you want a table, send some emails and and you can get taken care of at eight AM Yep. alpha events. Yep, go through the alpha events website for the tables. And then yeah, general admission is ticket master . Type in, type in Alpha or something or just it'll pop straight up. So eight AM I really like I know the last two have sold quickly. I think this one I don't know I was just gonna feel Gibba. I was a bit worried there while back with all the fights are very good with really spent more time adjusting the fight so they're they are quite balanced . There'll be some scrap fights, there'll be some proper ones, but we're sure that they'll be all I think it's the best arm. Best fighting card we've put together. I'm looking forward to seeing Jimmy Judge see another sort of Jimmy Judge. Like the Jimmy Judge I know is such a fucking that's a nice girl lovely him and I saw something in him the other day I saw a little video the other day just a private video the other day and I went . He's got it. It's in there. Yeah, it's in there. Yeah, how you feeling? He has a training garm mate. Yeah, mate. Look, you put weight on. No, I just took a couple of jumpers on . Now trying to find mate we'll be sitting back over there, so you're there perfect. You'll be yeah, we'll have our jumpers on. I can't wait. It needs to happen. No, but enjoying it, man. I think like I said before, it's one of the things I enjoyed most about the first fight was just getting in there testing yourself and learning a little bit about boxing. Been punching head again yet? No not yet. Yeah, I wouldn't jump in there just yet. You know, a month or so before you start moving around. Yeah,, yeah correct. And Be Beatatlesles, fucking chewing shit down in Woolenbark, I can tell you, he's punching a guy. He's punching. He's having a fuck. I'm drinking a big fall. Punching banana. Yeah, he's yeah, he's sweating around. Sweating around like a fucking laser, the big fuck. But yeah, please say if you want tickets june thirtieth . There's been a lot of people asking us about pay for view. Look, just buy tickets. We don't know. We honestly don't know. We don't know what's happening. More to come. More to come on that, but I look did, just buy your tickets . Like I've told everyone, if you need information, if you want to ask these questions, don't ask me and gibbo tomorrow's. We don't we're out of that. You need to send emails to our for events and ask the questions there. So my advice to you is I'd be buying a ticket to be honest with you. I wouldn't be relying on a paper for you because we don't know we just don't know. So Gus has got free accommodation as well. If anyone needs this, hit him in the environment. Just leave Gus out of it. Just leave him alone, let him have a good week and he be on the night he'd be doing a little machine and be following Moose and Beetle around and doing stuff like that, holding on itto and not handing it to anyone else , which has been known to happen. Ducked over to his hand. Access all areas and he just and the only area he accessed was the bar last year . The hand of long games the one . That dog has a puffy tail. Yeah, fuck outs gussy. Blinkers on. Blinkers on, gussy. Not just scrabbing it to his hand, you get all the hanging a piss with his other hand at it. It's the only way you're gonna keep it. I'm talking there's no way you can hold on to the camera . Fuckin Elmaido. We've got some star liquor specials they end to morrow while stocks last, you've got the greenside vodka forty five dollars bottle. That's a one leadery. That's your value. Later of vodka for what? Leaderally caller. Litera of vodka for forty five bucks save sixteen dollars. That is a good shit. Yeah Greenside vodka from there. So Wild Stocks last. Then you've got two bottles of plank, the Geeson Savon Blanc, seven hundred fifty mill, two for twenty eight saves eleven. Save eleven bucks there. That's Kibo territory. Yeah, you got it not the white, not the white. Under the light and red narrow red. N next one the next one's the next one's me but Jack Daniels. Oh no. I could have a go. The Jack Daniels ten pack fifty bucks, save save thirteen dollars four point eight cent, get it amongst them . That's pretty good for fifty bucks. And then here's your big one . Bought back because of you fucking flogs. They said it got pumped when they did this last time only a month ago. Two for a hundred bucks. That's sixty cans of Florex gold. Two for a hundred buck get down to someone like Steeler just running out and filling the fridge. Chicken's your local. Yeah, chicken's local warm barcaster star liquor. They're right through Queensland. 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If you want to come with us, jump in and it's not going to sell it. You got time, but just make your inquiries to Jade, get your pricing so you know what you're dealing with and then make your budgets and then yeah time line Yeah you can make it you can pay it off, you can you can do all sorts of things so there you go we're really looking forward to that we went through our we went through our itinerary last n ight. We're going to Moab . Moab . So where Forest Gump ran down there is one fish goes on going home. We're actually driving down the down there and then we're going into the valleys and it's where all the westerns were shot and stuff like that. That's going to be really cool. We're driving through there. And we're going to Dodge City in Kansas. I'm super excited to be on Dodge City. So that's because we're driving. So we could sort of go to it. We could have went Kansas City and turned left and gone out from Oklahoma, we're going to go the longer way and go through and get some American muscle the prius now we're going we've got a toy the tundra, whatever it is over there fight beast. Talk about Kansas City. Did you see Patrick Behomes's latest contract? No, how much? Half a billion. Five hundred four million dollars. If you listen to the general public and listen to that's what we're on. That's what 's podcasting money. Is it that ridiculous? Is that US US as well? It might be Australian New Zealand. That's only New Zealand hundred thousand. No, it worked out something like half a billion dollars . It works out something like five point five million Australia a game one hundred and thirty eight dollars Did you see second or a minute for the rest of his life? Well, you're looking at that. Elon Musk has just become the world's first trillion . Trillionaire, yep. To spend what he has in his bank , you have to spend twenty one thousand dollars a second for the rest of your life. That's incredible. That's insane. That is so much money. It's like when you think about how much money it actually is ? He literally put wheels on a fucking electric kettle and it made him a fuck load of money. Yeah . Everything he touches is doing well lately . It says here dig anyway says Patrick's Effragant. He won't need it. Patrick Patrick Mahomes originally signed a ten year four hundred fifty million dollars contract essentially in twenty twenty. I say I thought he was already ? Yeah, which included one hundred forty one million guaranteed ten million signing bonus an average of forty five million annual salary. That's disgusting man. In twenty twenty three reconstructed his contract to move money into the near term , allowing him to collect forty eight million annually through to twenty twenty six and then on may tenth, twenty twenty six. So this hasn't even been updated yet. Agreed to a ten year two hundred million contract extension setting through to two thousand thirty three. So when they say he's getting the forty eight million guaranteed a year from the contract, when did you get the rest of when he retires? No, it might be like conditions. If you make the finals, you make another ten mill if you throw a certain amount of touchdown, they only won about three games last year that were fucking terrible. Yeah . They injured they had so many injuries last year. Yeah, they have a they have a heap of statistic bonuses all through . Yeah. I don't know. Look, I get a bit stuck with people getting paid that much money to play sport to be honest. Oh, especially from the soccer. It's quite it is with what? Soccer? Yeah, they sometimes. Live for leave used to it. Leave used to Heed's just unbelievable that that money is it's crazy man. Yeah, it's crazy. He's probably but the blood he is and from what I've read then he probably gives a lot of it to charity. Like he probably does he probably doesn't like he probably looks after a few people his bike. They all do they're all on so much money. Yeah, Mike the thing it gets major is so many of these people coming out of the hoods and shit and then they finish and they've got nothing. Yeah, but it goes like Annie it's friends. Yeah. Yeah. It's a pussy. Yeah. sixteen people going, you hear Champion . The fifteen cousins don't even fucking heartbreaking. Oh man. Well, they reckon Floyd has to fight again, may with it. The horse. That's unbelievable. I can brush it. Yeah, they're reckoning he's fighting Manip io. I just like and he's no sport like it ruining a great career boxing like people come out of retirement to do it. It's all money . I hate seeing it. I hate seeing it. Yeah, it is money that most of them are hopeless with it. I didn't find a books, but I won't be watching that I think. Yeah, I just hate that one of them are gonna come out and lose, as you like, they just many packages I feel sorry for such a I' bigm fan of Minn Pac on and just like he has to fight like that is for money Yeah , like he literally supports an entire fucking village I is he's such a big heart . Like lovely black from everything I've seen. Like fucking lovely fire. I'm a big fan of him. Yeah. Now one last thing before we get on to the rest of the pod that I'm on a country comedy tour, still in a lot of venues and stuff. I'm doing two of these shows . July eleventh I'm in Maitland and Temworth on the fourteenth of August . Stay tuned for socials and everywhere else to go get your tickets for that. It's going to I think it's called try booking or try something. Yeah I don't know. Probably should know. But I believe they're selling really fast. I think there's still a few tickets left for both those shows. And then I know they're going to Wagger and they're going to I don't know, they're going west, but I'm going to put more stuff up as I just sort of came to it this afternoon but yeah, so fourteenth of August Tenworth, I'm guaranteed the fourteenth August is there in the eleventh of July at Maitland. So that's going to be a bit of fun. Yeah. I'm doing twenty minutes. So if you came to the beer shed pretty much the same but just rolled into a show which will be really cool . Put that'll be on the house socials. Yeah, once I get I've just got to wait for confirmation about the other venues they're doing and then I'll get up and pump everyone up that's going to a lot of very Brad Austin here, Mate. He's on that, so be very good. There were plenty of people down Bogaway too. They'll get the other shows, but what two yours again, just for everyone? Tenworth, fourteenth of August, and tried booking is called Maitland eleventh of July. Yep. Just go to try booking, type in country comedy tour look for those two dates if you want to see me and if you're in those other places, please go and support our my mates and go and see Brad Austin. Everyone on the show knows who Brad is, so yeah come and, check him out. He'd be a lovely blake too after it gone sailor him. May kneel down and talk to him. He's a little Gibo, mate, you've got the Lycart for flu Smasher. Lycart has definitely got the best bit of you. Here you go. Mate, it was so good. Now, I feel like shit, but it's only just the hay fever and sinus I get all the time. Actually, can't believe I haven't had it full tilled on the show yet. We might have heat with a cart of the test mercy and see if we can pretty much have a love on there. This is absolutely nothing. I thought I liked it. one from the chemistry. I thought this was going to be a lot worse. I can tell you but no, my water trip could not have wanted I'd heard everything about Licardoville and it did not disappoint. Sydney CBD can get absolutely fuck what a tip of a joint in the shot. It is horrible. That's most CBDs. Yeah, it's terrible. Anyway, we were Sunday flights . We were that pumped and then we landed and one of the boys five of us going together. One of the boys we got landed at the airport as we still're on the still on the play some shit news from home about his young boy. So we're sort of sort of knocked us back a little bit few pegs in the morning. So we're getting updates for that and it was sort of the updates were a little bit better through the day. So we sort of come good and then we met a couple of other mates Poole who went and seen your show. Phil they come out they come in for some beers now they come in for some beers. We say Buffy for a bit Tommy Herschel from Find Your Feet he coming at a couple of years with us So we 're ripping in there and it was unreal just a few bets and so good having a crew of about by that stage there was like eight nine of us and it was just awesome a few little pub crawls and then that night we were at a hundred percent and you couldn't believe it one of the other boys gets just as bad of a message from home so they had to go back to the hotel. We didn't know if he was going to be flying home that night the next morning, whatever. So that sort of that was a couple of unexpected things you wouldn't actually believe could happen on the same day . But we yeah, anyway, we're at we we're out that night. Trento own the joint. Trino I was gonna ask you Mate. Trento is we got to get Trent on me. We got it we got to get him on me and we need to just let him loose a couple of beefs Gibbo's mate Trend . He's he's an exotic animal. He is he is going backwards. He's got the hairline's getting bigger the forehead I made over forward. He's standing on the bar still singing true blue. I can imagine A big fan. At one stage. He's just requesting them, singing rip rip wood chip and then his chick walk past ly taking away let's let us pick some songs. He goes, right up, come here. Yeah, what do you want to request? She requests away. He goes, No, I'm not gonna do that one . She 's she gets the next one. He goes, Now pass. Anyway, she's five and he goes, Now you're right. You keep going, I'll keep it. You let her name five sides and then let her put one on. You have the pizza on? Yeah . Yeah, you just tilt yeah eye shutting over. That's awesome. So we finished that night night one at a little about a sixteen hour stint. We finished off at a whisky bar, which was so dark that a couple of us nearly fell down the stairs. May water is with it. I told you went to Malabar last weekend. I'm winning . It was fucking Barmony. I'm trying to How's he gonna fucking neat? It was n't anything. Oh my , it was ridiculous. That's just doing his blogs taking birds on a f alse pretenses and birds take home fat blocks under false pretenses fucking. Don't fall for a dark whiskey bar, then you end up with a fat block or a fat bird. That's what happens. They're tricksters. Yeah . Yeah, yeah. They weren't dressed it was. One of the boys goes, Fuck, what is this a butchery? They know the waiters all you didn't look like a butcher. Oh, they like. That might've been one of the reasons they weren't gonna let us sit. How much were you paying there? Oh I let Trent buy them. Trent wasn't buying them. Yeah, he loves a whiskey. Absolutely. That's what he went. But he loves his wallet. He does. No, he does. There was I was looking at the board . They had some I think it was Japanese whisky like. It was fifteen hundred dollars a glass. That's insane. It was ridiculous. It was like, Members them, Jeff. That friend's mine. Why don't mouthful the one he got me and said, No, you finish it back. Yeah, yeah, I'll have a whisky, but I'm a bit. When I went on the first episode the Apple Black had one and it tasted like a tie fire. And my exact thing was I said, This tastes like a tie. Yeah, I just want someone to enjoy it. You just have it. You're gonna enjoy it . Well, I love an old fashion. I love a whisky old fashion, fucking whisky salar, unreal. But yeah, not for fifteen hundred bucks. No, no way. Day two , we started with a walk around the harbour. Trent told us I think it was like Berengaru or something is a little area you can jump in that's fenced off, have a swim on the rocks . Yeah, well his one K ended up about three and a half k aras go I think I fucked this up. Boy is it further I thought probably as a crow flying Yeah he was a local Yeah so we're three and half kater in this it was it was good sh,it it was cold, but did a little highlight of the week for me, did a little weather update from the pool that we're at and said it's actually Tim Bailey, the weatherman. Did he call it? Yeah, he's right back. Good on, yes, sir. Did he? Yeah, yes. I said that's unreal. I said, Can we get a weather report from America? Please, Mate. He's over there. Ozy? And he wrote back something fucked and fuddy in that, but I was hoping he sent a video. Yeah, so you wanted him to do, I'm back from America. And then he goes, love your work. I said, Mate, you have just made more food. The Daily Bailey. Oh my, that's made more day four. Yeah, it was so that's awesome. I love that. It was so good. So we did that the morning . And then the day off, I'd heard about this little pub crawling and how good it is out around that little Balmain area out near Lycart. So we started at the red line. The boys were hurting too trying to get a couple of beers down there nails in the stroke big night and then because it was a sell it, we actually had a spare ticket. As we were walking in this public , someone get a photo as we're getting a photo with the because it had all the tigers gear in the front. Bike goes, I have a great day out there fellows and we're like, Thanks champion and then he goes, Got a spare t icket ? You join? That's the first way and I go you're not gonna fucking believe it, mate. We do. He goes, fuck off. He guess can I have it? You got it, right ? I go, Gourse you fucking ketty yells out of his mouth. I got a fucking ticket! And we actually seen him out of the game too. But it was yeah, so that was good there. So he was red light was selling it out the front. Yeah . Yeah, fucked that'll'll be be good. That great. Red light. So it was a good pub, really good. Then we went to the Gary Owen. It wasn't as good, but it was the next little pub crawl event. And then to Orange Grove, it's the one just around the corner from Lycard Obav , it was out the door overflowing cambar an extra little cam bar they've got in there just for game days I think just to take some pressure off the main bar but it was good and I think everyone was overflowing because they're in there for the first half of the Soccer World Cup game. Oh yeah so we're watching Yeah So when everyone's watching that going nuts and then halftime everyone walks out to Likart and I tell you I just don't know what I expected but, when I walked into Li Carter, it's just how footy is meant to be. The whole joint, the whole walk down there was just everyone had bow mane jerseys on or West Tigers jerseys or hoodies. I haven't been to a game like it where the supporters are all the same. They were in their good supporters. There was no shit bag in that. We were having fun with them and like there was fuck all other jerseys. There was like probably three tight jerseys I've seen in a South Sydney jersey to be a south it was it was not only it was a just West Tiger supporters in that but they were awesome like they they love that ground and as you walked in there was literally flags over the entire hill, but there was only one stage. You could always get a drink. Lichart Lager, that did a number on me. Drinking the heavy Lycart Lagers all day. They're not the greatest beer but I've stopped I've never stopped fucking spirit I'm drinking like a lager but yeah so for those who don't know it is getting there is a renovation happening there pretty much just the main the main building where they come out in the sheds because channel nine they're in a temp at the end of the grand. Yeah, the training facilities. It's harder to keep up with other clubs. But you feel like you are on top like I haven' beenve so never close to an NRL game where you literally feel like you're on top of the game and everyone had a good view . Yeah, it was everything I expected and more. So if it's I'm not it's not going to change much but when they open it back up. If you're going to team, if you've got a team that's playing at Ly Kart and away game, I highly recommend the little pub crawl and out there because the fans are great. It's fun. Our team got beat, we still had the best day ever. So yeah, actually cau weght up with Or andent I m a couionple ofed fl ogs. Sean who's who was at our golf setting at multiple places around the joint his daughter Jess is his apprentice plumber. Yep. She's an absolute weapon a legend. I think she was sick of the meal the next day I hear gave a good night on her. I don't want to die her in but she may have had it up and under at the airport before she got on the plane. Didn't you get after dropping the car? That's a fucking good game. Yeah, and Darren Herberlate was there as well. So they were awesome . We went back to the Orange Grove with them after the game and it were pretty pickled there. Soon you're running around with the Tigers flight. Yeah, that was with them. Yeah, no, I've given up on the Titans by then. I was changing sides . I was going to get his west Tiger. I wish you'd do that a lot easier here too. He's gonna get a West Tigers membership. I was ready to go Didn't start to play Regs or anything silly jokes. No, no, no, no, no. He was cutting more beers than he would have. Yeah, but it was good. It was yeah, by the end of that night though I'd be coming at me ears in your eyes. I'd had an absolute belly full . So we were we were done and then there was a horrible plane trip home just trying to survive and I'm a long way behind on work. But anyway, it was awesome. Yep, like I will put it on your list for an away game for your team, go and do it when they open it back up. I'm glad you had fun. It seems like yeah, and like you say, you're a bit behind now with your work and stuff, but fuck you had fun. It wasn't like you were at something that was shit nine. And you're like, oh, fucking behind because of this is you can tell you generally amazing that. Yeah. Like you needed that trip away with the boys and doing that and that's and that's what it's all about. And I love that mate that's fantastic. Yeah., not as amazing It's a cool little fucking area down there. I got fingered by a small Japanese lady on Thursday and that's about the extent of my work. also sounds like it could be fun . But tell me more . Did you go with him ? He just hits an inside jug straight off the fucking straight over the pace How big mine I was not with him. Fuck that's funny. She wish we could talk about that. That'll be sorry everyone out there that doesn't get that inside joke and you never will. We will never they will never leave this studio that strictly between you and four slips sink ships. No, so like I said, I've got a bit going on and I've got some unfavorable I thought I would have got some good results back with some different things going on but I got a few things going on. So anyway I went to Acupungu Oh yeah Japanese medicine and she does Japanese and Chinese and she rings bells and yeah, yeah, yeah, all that sort of stuff. And she bled me . Okay , which was I'm like , I'm sort of dating Thomas . And she's like, Look, I'm going b toleed you. And I went right,? She goes, You leave her. I didn't tell her anything. All right, which is hard for me 'cause I tell her everything. She goes, Hey, yeah, I said good. I know, I've been in the past, I've been to her. And yeah, I said, She said, What's going on here? And I said, Oh, got a bit of a crooked back. Got this, got that, but I've been out in the gym a lot and I'm fucking doing this and doing that and I've lost this and yeah. I said, but there's a bit going on. She goes, okay, she's looking at him and she's fucking tense. She gets in your eyes and she's in your eyes and she just goes you got a drum with your liver Yep. And she goes, All right, lay down. No went, okay. So take your gear off and lay down on your back on the bed and she's he aat lamp over your stomach and she and she does it all by your pulse which is fucking weird and she's like you got a really weak pulse like you know not dying but it's all controlled by all this different shit and she goes okay, well, that's all right. She gets the acupuncture. It's not dry needling, acupuncture. Yep. She goes to the bottom of my feet and she's like, put a finger on both my knees, her index finger and she follows she's like, I'm just following this line. She just follows this line all the way down and she gets the soles of your feet and she gets two needles. You don't feel them a succupuncture, straight in the bottom of your feet. She says they're going to stay there for the full hour and a half, I don't know. So right so they're in and then she put 'em little fucking shit along me. I really just lost that must have been today. A permanent one that sticks in there. All this stuff, I'm like, holy shit right there. And she goes, okay, she said now I'm going to puncture you and I'm going to bleed your liver. And I went, oh , this hurts. The end of me. Yeah. She's gonna stab me in the liver , but not in order. She went in the left hand inside left to my knee and the blood . She goes, you need to have a look at this and it was this weird looking shit and she's like, yeah, right, you got your toxins. And I'm like, I'm like a bit skeptical, obviously. And I'm like, That's not red though. It was red, but it was like really fucking early. She just goes in a soul on the foot and it fucking hurt and she jam jam whatever she uses in there and bled and you don't bleed forever just bleed and then she got me up underneath the fucking ear bro. So three spots you bled me and I can say so for six weeks I've had really bad problems with my stomach with like different stuff but I've gone right into it. Like my bow movements haven't been good and I'm like, you know, it's and weird for me it didn't shit for three days and then just got a little bit and I'm like something honestly mate. When I left there I, went across the road to Kira and used the bathroom and I went what the fuck have you just under me? Like honestly and I've been right ever since. Yeah, right. I haven't got the back pain with my liver because I don't know the doctor. I got really weird back is your liver. I mean, we've done some blood tests. So I've got to I've got to yeah just go easy for a better month . I'm a week. I'm a week in no grog. So I drank at the sunny coast, but then I've had all last week and then I've got another he said look just give us a month with no peace. And he said, We'll redo the blood test and you're going to be fine. So I'm gonna be right, I'm going to the Wooden Bong Rodeo. So I'm fucking drinking there. So I've I've just got to go. I've got to get that right. So yeah, got it. Yeah, got it. Yeah, bit yeah, a bit going on, but I can tell you that lady, if you, if you can go and get acupuncture, it's it's not like a fucking it',s not a Wirw thing. It's proved it actually works. Like all that I like all it really works. Like proper acupuncture like from the Chinese or the Japanese, it actually works and it's it definitely she got in a bow and she massaged a lot going on . She massages you in the heat lamp and all this different shit and she burns stuff and you drink shit and you're fucking all this stuff . And then it was covered by Booper. You have goods. So probably healthy. Yeah. I I pa thinkid sixty bucks the gap or whatever. Yeah . So it's not like a yeah, it's not something fucking crackpots down there fucking stabbing me . Like she's a trained door. Yeah, yeah, fucking unreal. So yeah, if you got any dramas there, just send me an email and if you're living in the Gulf Coast, Northern Rivers or wherever I'll happily put you onto her. She if you know anyone with that sort of stuff honestly I can fix me. Yeah Berkeley that was me and I did a really quiet wet and went in the footy and born on Sunday , which was cool and then watched the kids play and then they just had a really relaxing and quiet weekend. Beautiful. Yeah it was good. Yeah . Yeah, looking forward to hopefully fucking couple of quiet ones now. Yeah , you've got a bit now hasn't it's got offered to play and then to actually be on a hole at the McFedin Golf Day this week. I'm gonna do it . You can go and not drink . Key . Can you? Razemed me not for that. With a two and a half grand fucking ticket, you got to drink it. Yeah. Yeah. Were you gonna be the celebrity? No . No , no , no, I was gonna sit on the mat who he's heard, but then just the survey someone wrote and said, Are you interested in playing? I said . Did you have to pay? I didn't get that far . Oh, you just flicked . It was a no before the definite no if it was paid . I think it was in discounted one. I'm like, yeah, what about you? That's my membership for the next year. What about your play and you knuckles is your celebrity yet ? They're rude . I do these are race of money. The big unit will be there. My McFenning golf days is unbelievable. I bought a bottle of rum the other day. The limited edition. Oh, that yeah, the one that's there. two hundred and fifty of them . I think it was two hundred forty nine dollars for it. I know that sounds like a lot of money for a bottle of rum but it is such a good fucking cause and I won't drink that rum or I'm going to bring any. I paid for it Angela fucking found it. She goes, You paid for that? I say man, Gay bought one. And then I text you and I went, This is going to go good. she And she meant goes, You idiot, you've used influence for me, not even signed by Nolsie and it's cool ad. And McFenny, and yeah, how good's the ad? Yeah, really. Nosy comes in off stage and he signs it. Mick Finny goes, fucks that blight . That's all fun. It's just around the corner. Yeah, is it just here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, so that's really cool. So I've got that coming . When it comes in, I'll put up on the thing there, but you can't really and what's this slogan buy two, drink one and keep one. I'm like, fuck yeah, loves the charity but I have the same people paying two and half thousand dollars to heat it for a day. Yeah, so I got a bottle of knuckles didn't. He missed it. So there was only two fifty of them so, that was good to get that and you know, it tells you who bottled it and there's some famous person bottled it and all that sort of shit. So yeah, that's really cool What have you got there, man? You gotta send you a couple emails, you should have a couple of professional student? No. We got one. I've definitely got one . I've got one here. Here we go. Here we go, a little confession. Father give us confessional . No way, father. I'm not falling for that again. Dear Father Gibbo. I don't know if this is a sin or a confessional, but since the tough mother topic has come around again, I thought I'd send it in. Earlier this year I had the privilege of being an Uber for a comedy legend . During this ride, I tried to play it cool while keeping the car cooler. Truth be told, at the time, I had no AC in the big black beast. As a side effect, I had to balance the conversation while constantly adjusting my window to allow airflow within the car without being rude. Love you kerbs, fuck you moose and for the love of God bring home a wind this year. Red Rig out , well done . Yeah, he did he drove . He did it with us last year. He did the tough mother with us. So that yeah, look, if you want to do that again, I'd say we're the eight o'clock Toff down there for the Tough Mother in Melbourne. You still tickets available for that. Just look, look, don't tell, ' butem just if you're going to if you can't make the eight o'clock tea off, just make the eight o'clock tea off . You know what I'm saying? No, no, you know what I'm saying? If you're ten forty five, make the eight o'clock eight o'clock one and just say, Oh whoops yeah so yeah jump in have a go two flogs. I haven't registered a team nothing like that but just buy your tickets and then come along the Mighty Pig, my best mate. Yeah the Mighty Pig at two AM has signed up to do two AM . Yeah, so I don't know. I haven't heard from the purchase of the So I don't know if he's probably woken up on Sunday and going, What the fuck is this money going into care for? Coming to Melbourne Two AM . There's a few boys that were pretty keen to do it so I know we got it's a fair career coming down this year which is gonna be really cool. Was it similar to when Gibbo signed up for the Turkey? Turkey's two genuinely got to do that. He genuinely died definitely There's a photo of him in the shelf . Just absolutely sick that night. You drove home that day and your misses Never let you drop sick. 'Cause she was sicker. Yeah . Yeah. It was a bad trip. That was horrible . I genuinely got to play. I felt so bad. I was actually still gonna do it. I wrote back down, mate. You got two hours to get to the game. Yeah so far. Yeah, I remember because it was that believable. Yeah, he's like , I fucking hate that. I'd never say I'm gonna do something and not do it. Even with like that, I'd still do it. And I was so upset. I was so I needed that while there was no way it's going to be your life If you got onto the field, can you imagine ? You were so paid? I would have made it cheaper chase. That's what young Arthur, young Arthur who debuted for the Mustangs, he's seventeen debuted for the Mustangs. A great on the weekend. And when he come off after his stint, I said, Head you go, mate. And he goes, That is so much harder faster. And no , he said the speed was good. He chose the contact . He said and boy. Yeah, the front row who was injured. You want to be our front row is injured. He said, Yeah, mate. He said, That's pure testosterone out there. Like you were playing grown men who were trying to f ucking bash you and he said, yeah, just the contact of seen Thursday night training. He said the contact was just like oh alo h got the strength of a grown man how did he go fuckin' Fantastic. Yeah f,antastic Yeah. Yeah, didn't let anyone down. Yeah, he tackles your tackle machine. Is this kid? He looks like Liam Martin put a little bit of a little bit of Liam Martin about him. He's very sort of quiet and just a really genuine ly good kid. I can't wrap him anymore. Yeah. And yeah, it went really well. Incredible. That's who I want here. Yeah, Paul Bucket had to sit next to me on the bench carrying on, but yeah, you got through it . Yeah, so another young guy Cooper McAbbey was the art man.ist He's only you ang fellow two seventeen, I think . He's he's a big kid and he's a tear mustings, these young blocks coming through . We're looking all right for the future of these young young blacks here. And I love all the debuts and even like the RL ones. They do so good with your videos now some of these clubs. Like, yeah, we got Arthur's Mum and Daddy first Jews. That's awesome. That young underhill at the at the dogs, his mum passed away when he was younger and he had the tattoo that he got on his side where he's and his mum had sent a letter to him . She'd passed away of cancer years and years and years ago and she'd written a birthday card for him every year up until his eighteenth . And this year was the first year to get the card offer and he's got the tattoo. She finished every card with believe in succeed or something like that and she spelt succeed wrong. So that's he got it. He's got the tattoo wrong. But just videos like his and he's a he's a tough fucker that young fellow . But there's just a heap of them that have come out this year they're making their debuts and the videos have been so good. Even the ones but even the ones that aren't so good just that some of the stories that come with it people just don't , you know, lots of people love sport like we do, but there's lots that don't, but you still' gotve to understand that side of it. It's an amazing Vink sport and it can produce some wonderful stories and some of these debuts have been quite incredible. It's certainly changed since you were a gibbo might be able to win I'm fucking working What's he playing? No, I wouldn't need him on Saddy . You know, or your fucking carrier up there. Just go and play an hour up and need you to own save a dig hole at the back. Don't get injured . Yeah . Yeah, dad, it's got to go to splinter, push it in, get pulled out and get in Yeah, no, it's so good. It's so good that clubs are definitely doing it a lot better. And even just local clubs like us where doing it good like that people don't realize things like every club does it, but obviously know the Titans and they're a lot better. But the Titans run so many not just clinics but games and all they have a whole thing in the community with like Downnd Syrome kids and disability kids. Team. I've watched it. Yeah. And people just don't understand that side of it. They want to come out and bag every little thing you can hear, but all the footy clubs do amazing things in their own community that don't get pushed out and yeah it's a lot better than a lot of people think. Talk about dancing and Rome Blacks they're the happiest human on earth. Yeah, right . There was a game at Green Bay I think it was a couple years ago now it just resurfaced again the other day I spotted on socials. But they were playing the Vikings and the Vikings in the packets fucking at each other, right? Yeah , but they both hate the bears more than they hate each other. Yeah . So two mates walking their girlfriends are filming and look at these and they go there's a guy there's a bears fan fucking bears fan and they're like oh come and ground Coming ground film this guy is fucked So they charge down and they spin him around he was a man with a dancing drum and I both go he just goes good. And I just lost his shit and he's just going Go Bears, go bears . They're like go bears like go bears. It's so fucking cool. Like Shane Gillis says he goes dancing because he's uncle Denny's dancer dream block and he's like they love two things Tits and John Sliner said you walk up to one of the street. You guys expect a reaction. They fucking Yeah, they are they are the fucking happiest people. Yeah, they are fucking I love them. I've absolutely fucking love 'em . All right , I've got a couple of drunken yarns. Love it. So I've got one drunken yarn sent in by a listener, and then I've got some drunken things animals have done. Oh, I'm gonna run this over the next couple of weeks. Okay this is our listener one. As a recent listener to the potty, I thought I'd share a getting on the pisscorn wrong story. As a Makes Bucks Party, things went wrong. It was hosted in The Best Man's Shed, kicking off about three PM, and there were plenty of piss on offer. Mostly familiar except for one, malibu rum. Open it up, took a whiff, smells like a girl's drink. In my younger days I remember the advertising for this rum seemed to be for the ladies . To get started , I mixed a gym beam and Coke in a pint glass, no less. Time for it top up. I mixed up another gym beam and Coke. This time I added some malabu for some extra flavor. After that one, I hit the square barren cake with a heat of malibu and off I went This is some crazy mix mixing it up until the lingerie waitresses turned up . We did a drinking real game involving a hobby horse and a sculling of a great vodka cruis er. Well that fucked me About five minutes after I was on my hands and knees blowing chunks for about fifteen minutes The now ex wife was called to pick me up and it was only six thirty PM Home to bed. Next day the questions came thick and fast about my drinking. I soon learned that malibu was not an extra bit of flavor but a drink for its own . Fuck me. I haven't drank malibu since not because of experience, but it just isn't my thing. Flog on. I was that is great. I was thinking, is he doing this? Does he have to get hammered? Yeah, just adding making a strong drink anyway and then I'll just wanna ballabone. Yeah, it's another shot on top of what it does to my wife. I know it's lethal. It's gonna fucking laugh. He's having doubles or triples going . One way is it been at six hundred and thirty. A bit extra flavor, but it's gone from Jim Dame to Bundy with Malibu in it. Just throw it malibu in it. A couple of cruises. And then a great cruiser with a hobby horse. Wow . Be better . That's fuck a while. See, I don't like malibu. I just think it's sunscreen in the bottle. Angelo would swim in it if you'd like to. Yeah, right. Quinnie loves it. I haven't had it for ages. I used to love meat. That's used to love a malibup, pineapple juice. Well, that's different. Yeah. And that's sorta for the ladies to breakfast, you know? Yeah, but looking after them. But now I'm hooked on the pina coladas. Yeah. Oh yeah, a lot of pina colada. Love a pina colada, man. Yeah, a love of pincalata, and it's of course called it's Malibu. Yeah, change look good new work. I'm like, I can't drink it with Coke. It's just weird. Yeah, yeah, no, I haven't had it with Coke. Weird. All right, okay, new segment drunken animals this one's a bear. In two thousand four, a Baker Lake resort in Washington state , NBC's news reported that a black bear drank thirty six cans of local beer and one can of bush, which surprisingly snobbish bear was not a fan of. After breaking into a campus Eski, well it says cooler, but you know, it's an Esky. Fish and wildlife agents found the bear passed out and when it woke up it climbed a tree, only to fall asleep again . The next day the agents humanely trapped the bear with a shotgun with a rifle No, no, the next day the agents humanely trapped the bear using donuts, honey, and yes , more beer and relocated it away from the campsites. That's how you catch me. Hey boys boys, guns down. Let's have a beer and talk about this . That's how you catch me. Donuts honey and beer. Look, they wouldn't have both the Blackbeard. What's this big black dumb? I'm jackpot . Someone's left beer and fucking honey in the gut bot. Everybody have thirty thirty six cans. thirty six cans. thirty six cans of one. But that's gotta get you pissed. Oh yeah. Those can beer. What a boney have Booney had a fuck. Booney about that little bit more. Like Wayne Bennet sitting there. twenty four hours. Mark. Okay , some wasps. In august twenty eighteen, thousands of wasps got drunk on a nectar of fermented fruit and soda from bee gardens in the UK Wasps can be dangerous on their own, but a drunken wasp, watch out. The wasps were searched when in search of sugar. By the summer work and food are scarce for the wasps , and just one sip of cider or beer can get them sloshed. Wasp can't handle their booze, so they get tanked up pretty easy and fighty like lager louts. Pest control expert Shane Jones said you gotta watch them. Ronnie, here's your last one . The raccoon . Yeah . That'd be naughty. Yeah, they come across as a pest. Yeah, absolute fucking ass . In early september twenty nineteen, residents in Ottawa, Canada spotted a few raccoons staggering around in the daylight and grew panicky enough to call the cops . One raccoon couldn't really move. He was dragging his legs and he was wobbling. Having a hard time standing up the, resident told CBC News, You sure could tell something was wrong with him for sure. As it turns out, these normally nocturnal animals weren't dangerous or rabid. They had simply gotten drunk from eating too many fermented crab apples. Over the next few days , the sight of drunken racoons stumbling around and passing out on people's properties became all too common. It's possible that some of the fruit fermented under the heat and that these guys are getting a bit tipsy by eating fermented fruit, Michael R uns a biology professor at Edwards Carlton University told CBC . He suggested to leave the critters alone and let them sleep off the hangovers. Isn't it funny? Like even animals, you know, they get that changes their mentality and it's like fuck. Yeah. You have to fuck on it. Small crab animals . We don't really have like we got all the animals there. We don't really have raccoons and fucking possums. Oh yeah, I suppose it's like a possum. Yeah, possums like a shooting American possum. Yeah, they fucking ugly look good. They are fucking ugly. How do they look odd? Yeah. Yeah, right. You won't want to fuck one of these if it come across the daylight. You really would not . Well, you're getting that, up I'll tell you about my accommodation in Sydney what you're getting . It's horrible. Oh, really? Yeah. That was good to drink. No, no, G up. No, Betty said all along. He goes, I'll be in charge of accommodation . So he said, sweet. So I said, Here's a couple I've found. Oh, here we go. Look at them. Yeah, that's there. They're like they're more like rats. Yeah, they're look at their fucking skin there look at that. That's the Osie one Wow. Don't be fooled boy, Ossie one's cuteness though. Yeah, they're fucking asshole. Yeah. Yeah. The oldest impossible will fuck you as quick as the American one but the American one looks like it's happened to them . I don't know. Yeah. They lives. They've definitely got rabies some of these things . Wow, they really are different looking. They're petrifying. Yeah, it's an opt. They called the OPOsum. Look OPSO. Yeah, that's not sex trophies . I can fuck they breed I can understand how you can say owls we cutish, but jeez theirs aren't Yeah, but you'd look like you'd want to pat them things you want to pat. You need an exorcism if you come across an American possum. Yeah, we got 'em covered there. Fuck that. Yeah no the what's over I sent' ave couple of photos through a couple, of links to some places that around the money we're looking at. And yeah, but he goes , I'm not going on a trip to Sydney, on a footy trip with me mates and having my own bathroom. I'm fucking sharing a bathroom . It was the lowest joint. It was the lowest joint. Oh, hang sorry, it wasn't a backpack at the rambic was it? No , I've stayed there with Quinn. Yeah, I think that might have been better, but it was yeah, this place and the name it was a pub. It was like an old pub and both sides was a quarter pub and it had half the letters missing on both sides. You actually couldn't tell what the name of the pub was just a week . I reckon it was still probably thirty bucks a nice reason I think it was five hundred. It was five hundred for one room bed. Two bunks at a double bed. Fuck that. I was a forty five years old man. Those days are fucking over. Like, fuck that. Give me my own room. Give me a own fucking toys. I was sink in the room, I would have pissed it, but there wasn't, so I had to go in and communal that backpack is quite a reward shower. I bet. Yeah. Like I'm a barefoot guy, but I'm wearing thongs in those shirts. Yeah. And if you weren't where after I went in All right, what's next? Three different services coming out of three aisles you'd got. Three days away is a long time. Old Tarzan grip on the floor. What do you go? What is so starchy long haul flights from hell yeah screaming The toilet's blocked a cant of a hostie , everything 's fucked . Seats too small in the toile in front reclined his back so I punch the kunt Long haul flights from hell . The child in the state in front of me spilled his milk and cereal directly into my brand new purse . his mum said nothing while I called over the flight attendant and used a pile of napkins to suck the milk and cheerios out of my brand new leather handbag. At the end of the flight when we stood up, he broke down crying and apologized to me. The poor kid was probably stressed the whole flight about it. You just take care of that straight away, don't you? If you're a parent. If you know that that's happened, you just go, fuck, I'm sorry. Let's do whatever we can to fix this. I'm troubled because he was in front of her. So did he just lean over his head and ti itpped over the back. I don't know, unless it's fallen through the seat or something down if the bag was underneath it should have tipped it. It might have tipped it out. It should have had a bag. Funny compartment above never space. Never fucking sp ace . Yeah, the boys actually had it for me. The boys had to put there's about six seats. I hide that anxious anxious. People like, Why do you rush up to the gate they get angels all the time? What do you rush up for that exist? Fuck anywhere. But get into the chair, fuck where's all the spots? Yeah. You got to that's why you can get a emergency road, they save him for you. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah, I do. I'm people like oh, you rushing up there to get on first. You're still in the same space but it's all about my baggy above my head. I agree with you. Let me show you this photo. We're on flying down that's meant. Yeah, we're like should we that's me Dick, that's me Dick actually the Bob Hawper. We went there in is it Marrickville or Yeah, Marriott Marriott. Marrickville, the Bob Hawk puff. Fuck me mate. What are it? They got remember the cricket guy where he got hit with a bass They got the glasses there. They've got the jacket is a brewery. Yeah',s a it brewery . Yeah, Orksby. Yeah. Yeah. And they've got the jacket that he wore on this Stratus cup. Yeah. American with the flags on it. Yeah. You're a bomb. They've got it there. We don't talk politics on here, but I and don't support his side, but fuck I love but that bar love bite. He was a fucking genuine legend just on the piss. But have a look at these is what I want to show. Wow, I wonder what happens in Oh So you flew the red one? Yeah, we flew which is me fucking insane that they come down and they go to put the curtain across So for those who can't see my photo fucking curtain where like wonder what happens in there's four seats I, think in, like this business, yeah, business. Yeah . Yeah. And it's a see through shower curtain . It's all scruffled up. Yeah, good on the band. Yeah eight seats all up for and it's on that. Yeah, they used to put amazing. They used to keep the roof . We keep the roof raff away. Used to have a velvet rope. It used to be the velvet rope, and now they've gone to the shower curtain the last twelve months. Oh, I had to take it. We were cracking up. Yeah, that's right. The last time I was on one too. Fuck me. Yeah, that's cool Hawkies. Yeah, I'd like to go there and never be there Just all the different puzzles. Yeah, look, yeah, they got it all. Yeah, good. Good first time I've had it. Yeah. Shout out if you're from Hawks Lager. We'd die for a beer sponsor here. Yeah, they were good. Get on board. They had all them too, mids and everything here. Not bad. Not bad. Oh so Colke going Red Eye flight from think it might be San Francisco maybe to Jules DU LES What do you think that would be? Yeah, Jules. I went there for a wedding. Planned on eating a weed brownie and sleeping. Good. The packaging said something like one quarter do se . I read that as the whole edible was just a quarter dose, so I ate the whole thing. What the label meant was to only eat a quarter of the brownie for a full dose. fell asleep but woke up super nauseous, sweating and way too high . I felt like my heart was going to explode. Put a few times on the way there . Luckily , most everyone was asleep so there was no line for the bathroom, longest six hour flight of my life . Did I tell you the other night a couple weeks back? So I got five's and tens from the doctor right ? So a couple of weeks ago I had a five and I'm like, Took me five milligraming for bed and I'm like, Oh yeah and then someone turned up in the front door and I was talking to me everybody half an air. Never thought much of it and then they fucked off and I went right fucking go to bed now . So I've gone in gone past the fridge and I went, Oh fuck, I'm going to ever go in here to get to sleep. So I took a tent. And then laying in bed and I went, Oh fuck fifteen fifteen . I'm gone. Like the most medicated I've ever been. I didn't know what the fucking duck. It was like having that bloody vape again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't forget that you have one. Yes, no, no, no , don't do not . These two sorta roll into each other. One person wrote the first one and then this other person wrote back. Six hours from New York to LA , then twelve hours from LA to Sydney, I started to feel sick on the way to the airport . By the time I got on the plane, I had a raging fever, deep muscle aches and was freezing cold. Every minute felt like an hour. That's horrible. And then the person wrote back and said, This happened to me about ten minutes before boring an Amsterdam to Chicago flight. Couldn't find any meds near the gate or in my bag. Damn you Europeans for your healthy avoidance of symptom easing meds . I only had a light jacket and violently shivered the whole time . Turned out I had the flu and one hundred and three degree fever. Far gest flight of my life. That's the best thing in America you. The drugs. Yeah. Yeah, like the parasemleals and stuff. Angela went to whatever the it's a chemist who sells pieces and sells shoes. Yeah. And guns and all. There we go. She come down with a bit of a something over there, fluish or head cold or something like that. She comes in and she goes, have a fucking covered. Yeah. It was like it was like speed. Yeah, right. Like legal fucking. We got them home. Like we legally bought them home. Yeah, but just like it was like suita if like just full on yeah like, straight over the counter. And we're like holy fuck you can't blow that in Australia. That'll fix you quick. But yeah it was bossom. Absolutely bosom. Conspiracy skio. Yes. They're back. I've had a couple sent in. So we thought we'd we'd do a couple Rono. So I've got me my silver hat on if you go patreon you'll be able to see this. The Ted Foil hat is on. So go to country trucker caps if you can actually purch theseased. What's on the front says my tin foil cap? My tin foil cap on the front and you feel it. It's like snakes . It does. Conspiracy theory expert written on the back, cool. Uncle sent me one down the other day just for this, and we've got some conspiracies. Sorry good at that. Right. Conspiracy. We haven't had them for a while. The Cuban sunken city, one of the most popular modern conspiracies involves a site discovered off the western coast of Cuba . Okay. Under the water . Under the water . Okay. The claims in two thousand one, explorers utilizing Sonar discovered what they believe to be a sunken megalithic structures, pyramids and roads resting roughly two thousand to two thousand four hundred feet below the ocean surface . Conspiracy theorists argue these ruins are the remnants of the lost civilization and the government stopped further exploration to conceal advanced prehistoric history. Okay . The reality . Geologists and marine experts suggest the anomalies are likely natural rock formations . The mystery surrounding the site primarily primarily primarily persist because the depths make further investigations incredibly expensive and conclusive and inconclusive, man made evidence has not been provided by researchers. . That sounds like a government who would try and cover it up would say. Yeah, that's an interesting bubble. It's fucking that interesting. Right. The big one, the myth of Atlantis. We've all heard of Atlantis. Yeah, yeah. Atlantis is the grandfather of all underwater city law. The claims rooted in the writings of the ancient Greek philosopher Plata , not Patter . You better hide Patter. What are you in Patter? Easy Australia the fucking fucking thing out there in the water. Yeah, this is Plato a bit different to Patter. Yeah He believed Atlantis was sprawling technically advanced utopian empire. They claim it was destroyed by catas in' big flood and rest somewhere on the ocean floor. Conspiracy theorists frequently assert that archaeologists and intelligence agencies know exactly where it is in the keeping of the secret . The reality The reality is . Historians widely agree that Patray used the story of Atlantis as a metaphorical elegy for an ideal society rather than a literal historical fact. Okay . He was selling books. Yeah, I'm going to go to Patio selling books. Yeah, Plato was selling books. Family crap. Oh, he's had a go. Yeah, well he's definitely he's definitely had a go. So there if you got any more conspiracy, send them in. But I like to have the real ones with it. I think you get a conspiracy that's cool and then have a little bit of dose reality besides. Yes. Yeah, yeah, I think yeah, we got the reality there at the end of it. Yeah, I worked in. Oh , I feel like, oh, this happened. Why did this happen? Because of this fuck. And we might not always agree with the reality. No. That's why I've got a tinfoil cap. I reckon Platau might have been a bit on the gear. Yeah, but I think that first one sounds like what the government would say. Yeah. Don't go looking over there. Covering up and is that what you're doing? It's what I reckon there's shit under water for sure What caught her eye ? This is the shit that caught our eye . Can't caught my Yeah, what caught our eye I'll read the headline here Moose and then we might play a minute or two the video I haven't actually watched it but boat company after Alligator bit him on the face. Oh south way. A south Florida man has filed a lawsuit against a central Florida Airboat tour company offering Alligator beat in the face during an attraction last summer. Yeah, we'll try this movie. It should go straight to it, I . A man is suing a Florida company after he was bitten in the face by an alligator. Adel Kasinoff was visiting the attraction midway in Florida where he attended an alligator encounter . He claims the alligator that he was injured, that he was injured when an employee handed him the gator without warning him about the dangers. He was then bit in the face and on the hand. He's now looking take this case to trial and get fifty thousand dollars in damages. All right, joining us now, Tefl analyst colleague laughing. Kalifa. Already laughing. Well, reading the comment, comment , didn't happen. how does this one go about like, Oh your alligator bit me and they're like no it didn't That's going to be a defense that 's getting the car, right? Your defense could be a number of things and one of it is that you're fabricating the story even. if But this happened, which I hope that it didn't, but if it did, there are a number of defenses for them to get around being held liable for this. In this complaint, he talks about failure to warn have a duty to warn, failure to notify , failure to inform them of the potential dangers, failure to mitigate any potential dangers by keeping them from having the opportunity in the alligators to bite individuals. And so this is basic law school type of things a claim like this, the defense would be an assumption of risk. I mean, you recognize that alligators have teeth. You recognize that they do bite. And so I don't see this making it any further than all they explain. Yes, shiny as a cut's head. Oh yeah. Sorry. I'll get past it. That's Shiny as Donald said in my wife. And he laughed. He laughed for half . He did well to get through it. He did , he did. He bit me. Actually shared out to the poor lady who got bit by the shark down in Sydney. Absolutely horrible. Remember his family bloody thoughts out. Horrific, absolutely horrific. What about I wo whonder's going to be representing the Brazilians at the fucking bungee jumping case? Oh was that exactly where it was? I seen that I seen that this morning body The rope was at their feet Yeah, but the rope looked like a rope . Yeah. Like it actually looked like a thin bitrope. Yeah, I didn't actually meant Google. Horrible . I'm not even being I'm not joking about it. That's all we say about like jumping out of planes and stuff. Like it only takes that one time. You see multiple buggy ones. Eleven or twelve skydivers died the other day on takeoff in their plane. Oh, really? Yeah, on the way up. It's I think I said thirty seconds in and she 's very sad. Yeah, I agree.. I got it Yeah, but that bungee jump on one. Cloth was AI. Yeah, when the girls whenever the girls show me something off TikTok, I'm like, Oh yeah, I don't talk. Yeah. Oh, I just seek out I just not believe in it, but that was really what was fucking full on. Herrific. Yeah. What do you got here? So this one I saw during the week, an adelaide grandmother has been given the shock of her life after discovering a stranger had been living in her room. Oh gosh. Stuff nightmares are made of, and Adelaide grandmother's been given the shock of her life discovering a stranger living in the roof of her house. She'd been hearing noises for months, her calls for help going unanswered but, when police investigated, they found the man had been making himself at home with a bed, even food from the kitchen. Jonathan Edwards has our exclusive story. For months, this grandmother knew something wasn't right. I started hearing things in the roof, but at first I thought it was a possum, but the noises kept coming. My cat started getting distressed about looking up there. Lots of different things or items were went missing, but I thought, No , maybe I've misplaced them. The pensioner who lives alone says she repeatedly contacted the housing trust, convinced something or someone may have been in her roof. I told housing that was countless times. Nobody was ever sent out. Then in the early hours of the morning , everything changed. There was this humongous bang . It sounded like somebody had almost fallen through the roof. Her worst fears were realised. He started swearing when he fell. I was even too freaked out to ring the police at that stage because I thought if I made a noise whoever was up there would come down . When police searched later in the day, she says officers found evidence someone had been living there. There's been someone up there this whole time getting up and down in my home when I've been asleep and there was all sorts of things a bed, tins of food, crockery, cuttery, shoes and drugs. The grandmother says police told her they believed access may have been gained through damaged roof tiles. Suddenly months of strange occurrences started making sense. The toilet seat was up on several occasions and there was fresh contents in the toilet. The discovery brought both relief and heartbre ak. I got quite upset and I thought no , this is not right. The housing trust has told Seven News it takes the safety concerns of its tenants seriously and will arrange a time to come here to make the roof space more secure. Oh, that's good . Super. So that would have been good months ago. Month. Did they get the guy? Yeah, it would've. They didn't they didn't. So they did. That sense. They said later in the day they got up in there and checked that someone was there. It didn't sound like they'd found it. Yeah, you're probably right. So that grab is getting down through the night while that lady's asleep and robbing her effectively then going back up Yeah Imagine the fear of her lying there going, there's somebody in my fucking roof. Yeah, especially when he fell over and hurt himself. Oh, that would have been horrific. Herrificious. Oh my God. That's the sort of shit you say in a movie. Oh mate, that poor lady . Yeah shit. Put it even though a seat down too, mate. Yeah. But even that now, like, now that she's got through it, you'd still have it in the back of your head. You'd just be in there petrofl.ood Every noise meant to be the same. It's meant to be where you feel the safest part of the world. Your home. Yeah. I say to my girls the other day we were talking about actually talking about houses and stuff and explaining the old windows we had when we were growing up. Like to see just timber. And I said windows were literally there to keep the rain out when I was growing up . They weren't there to keep people out. We didn't have locks on our fucking windows where I lived. Like full on. Like now everything's probably locked and triple locked and yeah, I'm a fucking live in a mad on it. Where we leave safe we haven't any dramas and stuff like that, but touch would fuck me. But like we lock everything. Yeah, we lock for that exact reason . That's crazy. Yeah, I'm the same. Yeah, I'm massive on it. And then you hear that shit and you know, that's why that's why. What are you looking at? Gusta's got something . What do you got here? Read it out. What have we got? The strangest in fiction true crime phenomenon. What's called frogging with a pH. What living in people's roofs? Hider in my house. Yeah, hider in my house documentary . That's going to probably freak me out a bit more. What's it on, Gussie? Netflix? Frogen? Froggin'? Okay, you anyone living in your roof gas Just you . Yeah, just guss. That's where I live. Yeah. What's frogging us? Fight night at gussies frogen . Where are this one? We just come across this one the savior. The Pasadena police officer accidentally shot a fellow cop . So before we get into it, before we press play there, so you can see there's a copper driven into like a shopping center car park or whatever . So the copper there with his hand on his gun, his mates driving out the police car and he pulls his gun on him as a joke. This guy pulls a gun on him as a joke . And then his mate does this a police officer being shot by a fellow officer. The police chief is calling it a horseplay incident. Here it is. This is dashcam video from inside the Pasadena police parking garage. Watch again as it all unfolds. You see a patrol car pulling up behind two officers standing by another vehicle. That's when one of those standing officers quickly d raws his gun and points it at the officer in the vehicle as a driver. After a few seconds, he reholsters the weapon. What you can't see is the chief says the officer in the driver's seat does the same thing, but that officer's gun goes off . The shot goes through the windshield and hits the shoulder of the other officer . This happened in September of last year, the department just releasing that video . The chief says the officer who was shot has recovered and disciplinary action has been taken. Oh my, that is pretty shocked. He's newly released. That is one foot away from his head . He's holding the middle of his head. It's him here. Yeah, his heart and his head . Mate, that is everyone say it's unlucky. That's incredibly. He's lucky. That could have been. So he's pulled a gun on his mate to go, ha , what are you doing? And his mate goes say Boom World . Disciplinary reaction? Yeah, you're all pulling guns. As kids you'd be like, I tell them I'm not telling me even if no matter how much good you are with weapons, you're only pulling an aid at somebody on the face bud. He's like, that fucker shot me. Like, you've seen her I've been fucking shot. I can't believe the third guy is just down the side. He just he acts doesn't even flip hide with all of it. Just he just grabs him to try and help him, but he doesn't freak out or nothing. Like it's all normal . This fucking fly that's in this room is irritating. This fly is really cooking me. I know , Sasha. Fuck . So just chases them around the fucking house. Does she? Oh yeah, she's got a fan. She's got a flice water. She'll one of those. We need it. Oh yeah, we need that. Flies water. Just decide. It's a real fucking sport piece . Come on, get. I don't think I can hear you. No, apparently not. This one can't you know a floor with spray fuck off end of me . I can tell you what this will fuck ya showing a passing of police officers being shot by a fellow waffle . All right , get some pumping first mic . Come on you It winter last week with She's got pizzazazz. Big day strutty day, but liked a couple more winners, but she's got pizzazz was good. I haven't done the Stug report on the other one, but it was too bad to be true . This week I think we head to Ipswich I'm pretty sure for the Ipswich Cup it's usually one of the hardest days of racing it's a bit of a tricky track if switch big, f ields, you need a lot of luck . You can get the perfect running transit, get to the corner and not get out. So I like to try and find some value if I can there. And then again, you just got to hope for luck . They go from the big stra its of Eagle Farm back to a tight track like Ipswich and it can suit a lot of different horses . So we'll do that. We'll go for some value and this week the best bets are right form is done for the Ipswich cup me.et Lingook, I love this meeting, but as everyone knows, I'm open and honest and look all the horses I wanted to back have drawn horrible gates just makes it so hard around. It's a really tight track compared to Eagle Farm, which we've been betting on . I was keen last week and we got a result which she's got pizzazz, but she's this way honestly . You could keep your hands in your pockets and save your dough, but look for those who just want some sort of steer . The only ruffy I've backed is Race one number one Red Def Gone She's around thirty one dollars on Ladbrokes . It was ten dollars a place early. Now it's only about five dollars fifty six dollars a place , but look , she's been racing better horses and this hasn't been going great, but this is a big drop in grade. So she might be worth a penny each way race one number one, you know you fade early there . But away from that look,, there's someone I don't mind, but I think Race five sixteen balls a book was one that looked like one of the better bets, but again, she's got a shit gate and she's only three dollars forty so it's hard for me to stick in and say take that odds . So not that confident to be honest same within the couple like race seven number four Belvedere boys but four dollars from a shit gate probably ends up lasting the run and has to circle them. So look, honestly, I'll let you do as you want. You can read the preview and see if you find any confidence in what I've written, but yeah, maybe race wide number one, little ruffy to have a tiny play and keep your money in your pockets next week. Giddy up head over to Mate's mode joining there. That's where all the best bets will be. Might never be a golf bet for the US Open that's on some footy bets, the whole lot. So head there. And yeah, after eight o'clock Sadie Mordon Brasyraces dot com dot You'll just have the updated links to take you to to get all the race by race sort of previews not, just the best bets. Getty up. Right. My horse bucky is about to come for a trial, Gibbo. Yeah, which will be interesting. We'll keep on top of that when he has his trial and I think it's a he aven, yeah it is. Yeah, yeah. So