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Kibo. fourteen calls. Bang bang, bang, bang, all good bang all good. I know thirteen were good and then the clown. Bit of everything. I just remember masturbation and ass lipping. Yeah, there was other ones, but four hundred pound dills, four hundred pound sex machine . You can't go wrong. There's a lot. You can't go wrong. A little bit of electrician fucking pulling himself on job sites. Make that rat rooter fucking no hands It was heavily edited I could imagine. And then Renee , Mate , look, it's our first person to ever come here . We're back in the room. We're back down. Well done. Yeah, mate. We don't care. We do not discriminate around here. You will not lose concentration during this episode. Not at all . Enjoy . Kiddy . Hey Mike, just a schooner, thanks . And can you check on the Two Flox podcast? Hello Tell me who you are this time. Last time you didn't. Oh that was you. That was me. This is citizen for driving on a suspended license, okay? Why is he run ning? He doesn't even have a war . Robert, you're good, bud. Ah, jeez Dude, you just messed up, dude. You just messed up Don't you please me, bro Drop it . But that's methana. Sir, that's stupid, dude. You know why? Because I get off at four o'clock, I want to go home. I was dropping her ticket and going let you drive the car so I could go home. All the damn paperwork I got to do now. Thank you for talking to you . So if you if you can't sit on the patreon, there's a guy called Robert and he was in the passenger vehicle of a car's being pulled over to do a random test on and she obviously is overlimit, but Robert just does a bolt from the passenger he legs it. And obviously the copper is a small town in America. The copper obviously knows him knows good bud come back . So and everyone's like, Oh, why did he chase him? Why did he arrest him? So in America, I don't know if it's the same here if you're an Australian police officer, let us know. But in America if you're in a vehicle and it's stopped at the police stop and you run, you're automatically under arrest because the whole car . Well, the whole car's actually stopped over there. And he's like, you don't have any warranty fucking idiot. Why did you run? And he had meth in his pocket. Like he said I was, gonna let him drive. Well, he's just nothing. I'm sure he's pretty sure he's had some meth too. I mean he's not just saving some for later. Robert looked a leader. I'm not sure he should have been driving leaders because I'll make one to get off work in a bit. He didn't even throw it either. Yeah, he's rung like five minutes and he's kept it on him. You wouldn't just flick it? Yeah. That's all he had to do when he was off. That's why I don't want him actually driving that car. No, he was gonna let him. He's had a tough one. That's messed up. He was gonna let him . Robert, Robert. Be better, brother. Yeah, don't be locked, Robert. No , no, don't be locked. I'm pretty happy that the cop didn't shoot him . Robert, I'm not I'm not chasing you, mate. It's 'cause he's not. Robot, there's two ways to stop ya . Lead . It's fucking cheap. Robot. Robot, stop, mate. Nope, nothing pulls you up like a fast moving piece of lead. Yeah . Yeah . The last one's gonna be in the hamstring. Shout out to Kathy? Yeah, shout out there, Kathy. So he told me I'm not let of a gun. He told me all time was a little bit of a gun. Now he's done a kind of a gun when I go over there next year for my ride along? I don't know, Dumbledore ride along. Yeah, it's my riding dad. See someone put my face on that doofy guy and everything on it. Fuckin' funny. But he went to Mad Monday dresses doofy one year. You can w'altking up to everyone just going with his finger cross the nose on it Gibbon only flops a week before we get into some calls? We found a video of Gibbo yes terday. Gibbo in the future. When he's eighty . Okay . He's nurse named Born. They're all Aidal Glass. Aidalikes game . Oh yes That's Australia. That's Australia . Look at the punish in his face . Why is he embarrassed He's freaking out. He's eight channels and six of them were like he's got the Formula One and Sky News. Yes. And the restaurant like six porn channels. Backdoor sluts nine and pommy. Not number nine. Come on, was the worst one? Oh yeah, but look at that legend. Yeah, but they're all sitting in the landroom where he's whacked. Yeah. But I'm like, okay, I'm not sitting anywhere until you fucking your kidnapper. I really wish he I don't feel sorry because he's a bit up lovely. He's half upset there. He doesn't want everyone to know . Just don't pot Must be his birthday 's all snack. He's all got made from me anyway, you toddlers. That's what he's saying. What's the movie when Omate kids up and he's got the big fat? She's like, You're boner and he goes, What do you want to do? Cut it . He's knocking shit over I'm not in Road Trip, I think, actually that movie. That is a great percentage. Six of his eight . Six of his eight save channels . That is an equal. It's not me. It's a mess . It took him a bit they're all laughing and we didn't get it. And he's realized now he knew straighties in the remote are gone at the perfect door. Yeah. Yeah, I just changed. Everyone look at the wall. Everyone look at the wall. You really miss Mum, don't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She was in half of them. Yeah, yeah, imagine that. She put me on to it . Yeah , flogs of the week boys before we get into these cool flogs of the week Mine very quick. I mentioned them on the other show. Positive Tigers I'm giving the Tigers fans two thumbs up. Great call. They were awesome. Great way to do Footy the Tigers. And my negative is Sidney CBD. What a fucking tip that join is. You're really kicking on about it . Yeah, he's fantamentally missing. I just can't believe it that it's Australian capital city can be so fucking bad. Yeah . Just outside that Kay outside of the CBD perfect, beautiful. Absolutely stunning. I can argue that the city come here probably went there longer to pick your fucking spider in your bed I'll put a little montage up on only flogs of my CBD experiences. Patreon . It takes too long, you said. I can do it. I've got it all so I got a new phone Look at you. Well, I had already done it. My kid needed a phone, right ? And she goes, Oh, I want one of these. They're eighteen. And I went nay. So I gave her my old one and I got the new one. Angela needed one so she got a new one and we went to Telstra we'd been optis forever and I must say better No fucking worse way. Telstra is way worse for reception where I live and around our area and it's fucking driving me nuts because I bought we had to go to Telstra because where we were going and often doesn't work there but Telstra does but everywhere else we angels like Good choice Dickhead I've got no reception at the she's gone right driving down the Baron Barrange on Sunday night Uncle Reg ang and on the Baron Bar range Optus works the entire way from fucking Byron to Mawba except for the five ways of stokers . You just you hang up and then you ring them at back of quarry hill and you're good. Fucking I couldn't see until I got into town. That was a telestroke. This day and age, I actually it blows me away. Not happy, Jen. Like not happy. We're not third world. I just can't believe it's in populated areas we can have such shit reception. It's nuts. And then you got blind so I ran into Vegas saying that Ozzy and they had driven right across the country. They said, Mike, this place is unbelievable. Look fine reception in the desert and fucking. Well, we're insidious. One stage I think one of the six of us had reception would get a bet on . Yeah . Fucking wow , wow not good at all. What are you got up your sleeve? You want to say something smart ass, come on. No, no, no, not saying it's not a lot. I'm not saying a word no each of their own. Wouldn't force you to go into any area I would have gone on boots anyway it's cheaper but yeah but boost still runs off the tiles for that so don't sit over there your smugness I've got a couple of flogs a week phones phones okay so lately last couple of weeks I've been trying to detox a little bit with the phone over every sort of situation. So now I've been through the day. I've just been leaving it on noise but leaving another part of the house. So I'm in my office I'll leave in the kitchen stopping picking up fuckin' look at all stick . Holy fuck, people lose their minds now if they can't get hold of you instantly. Yeah They get used to it, let me tell you . But the family Hello I text you Dad, where are you? Dad Dad Dad Andrew where are you? Dad. Andrew, Ava's trying to hold you fucking my mum. Oh, where are you? I've tried to text you. I'm like I haven't had my phone for twenty minutes. I was in the sauna today, right? Yeah, the early sauna, so my routine for the last a little while has been good. Add a bit of ten to five over the gym, go for a walk, come home, have a sauna by fucking ten to seven, everything's done . Well, fuck me. twenty minutes while I'm in the sauna, this thing sits outside with the time, right? So it fucked rang off its tets this morning. Text messages on what fuck does have twenty minutes in here? Yeah. Fuck . Yeah. In this day. Where'd you get that steak from your boy? At ten to seven on a fucking Tuesday Yes. They lose people lose their mind if they can't wait where it's like when I grew up magn my day . We had a phone on the fucking wall. Yeah, so much better. And you're trying to tell your girlfriend what you want to do . Yad's going Hey fucking off get off. Ring her up to their listening is that I'm trying to do Dad. Trying to get off. But we all had to have private conversations in the kitchen when I was growing up. Yeah, on the fucking it was a better world. It was a better world. Where's Dad? Fucked if I know , he'll be home when he gets here. Yep. And then he'd get home. Yeah, I had a phone call being gone for three days. Oh , yeah. Like now, you go missing trust me out there listening. Yeah. Turn your phone off just half an hour one day. Just turn it off half an hour a day and see the panic text messages Do me. Put on do not disturb for eight hours, then check it from nice. I'm do not disturb. I've got people that can ring me and Zayden. So I've got my entire family can ring me on do not disturb and Zaiden because he had a suck. And I'm like, Right. So Zayden can ring me on Do not disturb because he's like, What do you mean? I can't ring you. I'm like, Well, some do not disturb us. Thought we were friends. Fuck. So now I've got Satan can access me all the time. Fuck me. And then negative people , professional arguers . The professional arguer is starting to fuck me off Instagram son to say social media social media gives her a voice. The professional arguer. Yeah . Like and they all look the same . They do. Yeah. There's a genre . Yeah. Fuckin' pissing me off yeah socials make I said last week. If I see something on Instagram my face we'll go Ooh I should get on there and fucking have a crack Yeah but I don't. Today I did yep the snake we just went through thank you to the guy on there who defended me by saying he would head off the snake and fuck it like a chicko roll packet that's only just gone on. So it'll be interesting to see how your comment goes Mate because I reckon you're a legend that's a ripper. That was I read it out to everyone here. We all lost our shit completely but fuck I'm just copping it. I'm like fuck yeah, it was in his truck. Yeah, it's a fucking big snake . Pure fright alone would look I do not condone killing of snakes. I don't never will, never have. But that thing's twenty foot long in my truck and goes I'm going I'm fucking killing it because it's like fuck I'm gonna die but you know they're like oh it's a brown python. I don't fucking know that it's brown. Yeah . So is all this coming out of me Fuck that? Yeah Anyway , I love being negative at the start of this episode 'cause this is the funny yeah, it's got to get it off your chest. Sports you boy country trucker caps. That fuck bit fring e we fucking love you. Hey, the best. He is the only place only place to get your fucking nats. Only place to get your fucking nats. A long more new conspiracy hat. Yeah. I love that. That's gonna stay here for if we have a tin foil cap, the tin foil cap. He's got everything. He's got everything. Oh gave a mate on the weekend. I wore my moon now, but had a big blue on Sunday morning, right? Yeah. Right on time to go footy. We've had a biff. Unreal. Yeah, me now girl. We've had a biff. And we're up. Like, we're fucking we had a it was a good biff. We had a go right. She got a couple lucky ones in there. But yeah, we've had a good blue yep. I'm like, fuck you. I'm not talking to you. Fuck, I'm not going to talk to you. Fuck off and I walked past you in the hallway and never said a word and so is that how it is? No, fuck you had to speak. And we're just leaving me alone. Just let me get over it and I'll be fine. I believe I was right. She believes she was right. So the best thing to do is silence and just fucking move on. And I'll tell her I'll love her half an hour and I'll tell her that I 'll fire still a bit so I accept your apology . Okay, apology accept it. I'd say half an hour after every fight. So she's carrying on still. I'm like, God, fuck yourself, I'm blowing up. Anyway , fucking really starting to fucking turn one on. So I go to the garage, pull up meat, knuckle, sent me down a box with all this different shit in there. Sorry about my wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight on the head. Got in the fucking driver's seat, we're halfway to Baron, she goes, how are you wearing? I just turned look at she goes, you're a fucking arsehole. Happy Mustang meet CTC Mustangs run in the back, but she didn't know that. Yeah. We get in there one of my mates' dad's there, he's made a mine to his mod school teacher. He goes, Tell you what, good? Yeah much for the hat in your head . I said , can You fucking have her. He goes, Thanks, Mate. I said, Where is she just sitting over on the hill? Right? So I'm watching I come past and she goes What are you two doing over there? You're up to something. You're up some toone, were you looking and pointing at me. I went, I don't know what you're talking about, yeah. She spotted it. About ten minutes later, I 'm looking over and she's gone. She's just pointing at me going. You 're Johnny's walk over and goes ever fucking . Sorry down your wife. I've got a sorry about my husband one too. So I'm going to drop it into it work. Yeah , one eat. But yeah, garn's seeing there's nothing they don't make. There's nothing they won't make. Yeah. I don't think I've come across one that they won't make. Nope. No, I've been in the factory this year, they don't even se ll . I'm gonna wild. Now Gusy's fucker hats have knuckles has finally got them sent. They've landed at our supplier. Oh yeah. And today all your merch drop hoodies , you should be starting to if you haven't already got them on Thursday or Friday, they're starting to come out a wear recording here on Tuesday. They're starting to go out this afternoon . There was a hiccup at the embroidery joint. Something fucking happened on it was fired bombed on that. Something went on. Anyway, so they're a week late, but anyway they're going out today. You would've had any notices, but they are coming. So please stop emailing me. I'm doing my very best . I don't have mine. You don't have yours. We don't have them. So but those hats that famously guss fucked right up with his terrible spelling , they're going to be on sale Monday. Beautiful. Well I, just can't remember how much we said we were selling for. That's why they're not for sale right now. And where the proceeds are so as now the proceeds are sorted, the boys, barbs and barbs and biddle have sorted out there where they're going to send their money. So we'll announce that as well but , today they're on sale today. So the boys will get on and we'll have yarn open real. They'll tell us we'll do it. A good talking point. We'll do it two A call. Yeah. Yeah . Yeah, gas fucked up. Missy, did you have a flow? Yeah, Marine and I had a positive og and a negative. The positive was the Japanese in the world cup the crowd and the players . So after every game, the Japanese crowd will actually go around with plastic bags and pick up every bit of rubbish even the away team or home team they'll clean up the whole stadium. So their their whole mantra is leave it in better condition than when you came. Yeah . Amazing. I've seen I've seen one. I've seen one of the World Cup at the moment and it's exactly that it's a split screen. Yep , some cultures are better than others . Awesome that it's got all the looters and rolls. And they even had a photo of the change rooms and all the players have folded up all the used towels and laid them all nicely. The room looks like it's amazing . Amazing amazing people, amazing culture. And the negative flog is the Nicks fans after winning the game just decided to riot and destroy their city. I'll never get it just never get it stomping on cars, setting them on fire smashing shops up and they won. Yeah, I just even if you lose, there's no excuse for no excuse for it. There's no need like there was watching it there where there was large crowds of people right all just dancing and chanting, having a great time. And then there's blokes picking up wheelie bins and just throwing them into the crowd. Yeah, just smashing people. Yeah. And they're just all laughing. These are the same to worry about their rates and why fucking things are going up so much. You've just crueled the whole fucking city clowns. Insane. I just I've never got it. I've never like it's it's usually blocked, but you see around the world with soccer because it's so big . And I've never understood any of that. There's also some amazing crowds in soccer, but the whole Hulugan aspect and to see that at the in New York was just cannot get my head around it. Can't get me head around it, I thought it was a Spurse. Yeah, I know it was a Spurs. And you're like, No, it was New York. Like even people walking past with spur, like they were just like a pack mentality. They were just bashing anyone that had opposition like it was just madness. Horrible. Yeah. Well, it only bit me tongue enough when you were saying about the Japanese said to leave things out. They found it at anyway. Yeah, mod, modernern times times . You were like looking at me Madam Meck. What 's your new documentaries do you fucking not jumping all over that state? Don't make me work . You did well. Getting better. I want to say it, but I won't eat to the show, to the show . Gentleman, twist a finger again. I know you're all well because you're fucking legends. Twisted. First thing I need to fix. I realized how the week I kind of double fisted gibbo probably left him walking like a red back spider leaving chittled over the floor. So Moosey boy you get my fuckier this week . Thanks fuck for you , Music. Yeah fair . I was gonna say this in as a confessional but kind of bragging not confessing so I brought you down at this . Years ago I made a mine sold his house. We're having a house wrecking party as you can imagine people were fingered everywhere. So I'm getting finger , but that's another story . As all good house party should end up in a spa early early in the AM will stop the territory. Sleeping my mate who owned Soli's house . Now for contacts, Meka is a really good dude and, I'm just a fucking menace. So what does the menace do when his mate fall asleep in a spa with his arms head on the back of the spa, his mouth wide open? He takes the time to mix up egg whites and milk together and make it look like spa I kneel on the edge of the spa and point meme candle due west I might spore the mix all over his lips and chin slap him to wake him up Boys, you should have seen this cunt go . I don't wanna he ash so fucking hard throws smashing his face in the wall like a bulldog eating custom ers so the smack in the mouth and to this day he's got no clue what really fucking happen . Oh that is that would get you to like if you actually passed there and jeedan that up. So you got to smack a head for it. Yeah. Smack of the lips . Ah You want to punish me in the mirror for my dick was in yours. I like how he's doing I just got the end of the movie would be great. Already on Mac . Twisted your hair. For those who don't have patron twisted tiles, it would joke at the end. It was you're going on the hill . That was fucking funny. It was pretty funny. We're all gone. We're all gone . Hi floggers. Scottish Journal here up Twinber. How's it all doing? Got some flogs for you this week .itive Pos vlog I met Craigos for getting his tickets to Broncos Titans last week. Fucking good night out fucking needed it so thanks Matt. First vlog my darling daught er for giving me this fucking cold shape that I cannot shift. I've heard it three fucking weeks now . Second vlog Andrew Buster Elizabeth Kirby for thinking that the other flogs , all the fucking drivers in Twimba are good . Are you fucking insane? The worst drivers ever seen me fucking life . You got the roundabout roads that either sit there gapping each other because nobody knows what the fuck to do or go through roundabouts like the fucking kami kazi pilots after fucking yank aircraft carrier . Then you got the T intersection tits who either take up the full space the road to turn right so you can't get past them or went to your connector to intersection and leave it to last fucking five meters before they start indicating and you could have pulled in fucking edges pulled out edges ago fucking assholes Anyway Anywads stare at yourselves and I'm sucking any of you guys off because A Dunno where you've been and be that's weird and you can all days chain each other if you want to, but I'm taking nothing to do with it. Say Sean Connery can get fucked . I don't understand a word of what he just said Not a point we love in general, we love you. Do we think with the cars , are people getting becoming worse drivers or is it simply because there's just so many more people on the road? And distractions or a bit of a foreign fire. Yeah, I don't know. I think I think people are getting worse. Yeah, I think I think drivers getting worse. I really do. Yeah, I think there's worse and I think 'cause there's more there's more of them as well. Oh, it's naturs me. Yeah, fuck there's too many people in the world. Oh, there is there is a lot of ordinary shit you see happens on the internet . Yeah, you just watch and Yeah, some of it is just my what you sent to somebody, what what are you are you doing? Look, ? How can you possibly be that fucking bad? Yeah , yeah, I got a fair theory about it, but yeah I don't think a lot of those people got their licenses in Australia I'm not even being stupid. I think half them learned to drive in a fucking donkey night and they get over here and they swerving all over the fucking road, they're doing thirty in a hundred zones they're fucking maid shit me. Yeah, it is. It's fucking ridiculous. And it's a lot like yeah and you go to the country towns I reckon it's a lot better because they all grow up driving. Yeah, like we grew up driving. I was driving and I was padding back paddock bashly coming out. I started driving when we were five years old. Yeah. So sort of country country you sort of feel like everyone's already driving, whereas big cities, isn't it ? Except when you got dad's generation, they learned that to drive on a horse and he's fucking terrible . Look, fuck dad's a bad driver. Petrifying. My grandfather was way worse, Billy, my mum's dad, holy fuck . He used to just crash everything into everything. He reversed by feel in the end he would just drive by feel . Oh shit yeah, I think Scottish day was a good guy . Gentleman Natura got a positive flog this week . Did I load cart this afternoon and go have a bit of fish for tea and nose his boy and thought he only had one arm Sure enough he's going up to pay for his stuff and he's flipping one shoe off and throwing his foot up on the counter and started punching his buddy pedin' the FBOs machine . I don't know, the fact this bike traded fucking he's got fucking arms Well, I'm following out a little lady that served him carrying his stuff out of the car and sure enough he's parked next to us . I'm thinking oh there's someone driving him he f ucking goes around the driver's side, jumps on in, backs on out and drives off Bark off. Now I'm thinking made me realise bar . Don't let any challenges in life get in the way of living That's nuts . And it also reminded me of a Rodney Rude joke which Mrs Bucket happen . Anyway , no fuck you is this week boys just love us . How can you drive without his fucking arms ? Yeah, wouldn't it get to it? Yeah, we need to get to that. Yeah. Modified car obviously. It'd have to be, but I'd love to know how modified . Yeah, not of a joystick, not a fucking steering wheel . Yeah, the would have to be it would have to be something honestly that you're right. I'm completely baffled. That's not one of those fucking teslas, is it? The self driving there, I don't think so That'd be modified that have cools. That would be modified, but you can get your tesas of that like that, can't you? Yeah, there is no cross your rolling shit. Yeah. You're meant to have your hands on the steering wheel anyway for it. Yeah. Dard for him. Picks up on holding it. Probably armless. Yeah, right . He 's it's a good point. Fuckin' ever do that and you think of all the stuff that you don't think you can't get to? No, something else Fuck . You have been more like , how's your reaction time with your feet gonna be when you're steering ? Maybe that talented. Yeah, it would be the same as us . I'd love to see him fucking open a bloody YoPlayer yogurt thing . Chicks would love him . Got an offer . Boys is the sober electrician magician here . How are we all? Fantastic. He's good. I'm feeling fantastic as well . Just I was just thinking about a yarn that you guys were talking about a while ago the old Aqua Turd, the big old Aqua dump. And now me and a mate of mine, we decided, you know, it would be a grass idea. We'll go for a fucking drive and we go, you know, go to the beach. Well, we went out to Franger down Frankston and there used to be a nude beach down in Franger. Now I'm not sure if it's still there. I don't think it would be it wasn't very good when we were there last night. A lot of sausage and not much mint . And we were just out in the fucking water just fucking around me and, mate guys. Oh no. I'm like what 's all no? He goes Can I am going to shit? I'm like, What do you mean you're gonna shit? He goes, I'm gonna shit . I'm like, please not he not here ple,ase do not . And then he shit and then it chased us all the way back to the shore . As he screaming, I swear to God it hit him in the shoulder four times. Like , Mr. Hanky, leave me alone you prick. All right boys it's almost two minutes. You guys have yourself a good one. I'll see you when I'm looking at you and fuck you curve this time Grab your boys. See you? He's up and about. Love Love the cater to that cool.lectr Eician and the musicians, the sober version. He was fucked up last week. That's when you need a drone flying low. Just catching the shit chasing it. Yeah, but yeah, they do chase you button when you shit follow you . No, it's the current So it's the current. One way the other way. One way to tours. The more really gonna do it. You gotta aim it. You gotta aim it. Yeah. You gotta go with the currents. That's the key. That's right. Yeah , yeah. But I lo thatved when you were, like Oh, God is shit you nine on here . Don't swim downstream fuck . Hey gentlemen , it's Renee from Riverston in Sydney's Outer West it's a two flogs I've got but it's for the one situation . I did go to hospital and for back surgery and I was laid up Anyway, the first vlog is to like the hospital. Now I'm a married man with children and I like they gave me a fucking I mean, I'm not sexist or anything, but they had to give me a fucking male nurse for like the sponge bath . Like I don't know whether that's a g up or white, but the second like that's the first flog for them fucking doing it fair enough . But the second flog is that I got a fucking fat while he was doing it because I couldn't move and a bit of fucking spot welding. Now I didn't think that was gonna happen . He was little bit embarrassed. I was fucking a little bit embarrassed, but I mean , I guess hospital grade tissues just ego to me. It's like going to goin somewhere and you start to have a tear in your eye and they used to give your tissue. So I never thought I'd have it for wiping away other tears . Fuckin' I'm a little bit ashamed. I feel comfortable to share this with the flogs and flickers and you guys because I'm sure fucking guss would definitely do something like that and moves for sure, for sure or, at least emp athize in some sort of dream about it, but yeah, I don't know how to tell the wife and I'm a bit embarrassed about it, but I guess that's just shit happens, doesn't it? So I'm glad to get the fuck out of that hospital . Lucky only had two sponge bars and yeah it only happened that first time. So I just don't know what's wrong with me Yeah, now you shared it. it You've got off your chest, are worry about telling the to know. Your name's Renee. So you reckon they've seen it and gone, oh yeah, send the dude into Renee, thinking it's a bird . Possibly. How would you feel, Buck about a sponge bug from a black? Yeah, I don't know. I do. Not great. Paulie. Yeah, not great for me, but I would say no. Yeah, just give me a cloth on the end of a stick. Yeah, just wheel me into a shower and let me know if I can handle it in a wheelchair, just sit me there. I don't want to be sponged down by a dude . I really don't. I don't want to be sponged down by anyone . I'm just saying dudes. If I'm in the hospital and a female nurse needs to sponge me down, I'm all fucking for it . Yeah, but it could be like the principle of Matilda, like the big Russian . Shut your fucking eyes man go that Frank as well. Can't do it with a dude. You can't do it. What would you do? Would you blow ? No, I wouldn't bother. Fuck, especially if I've made if I'm in a bad way or fucking I'd be grateful for any company do it if I needed a tub. If I needed if I needed a tub if I needed a tub and I'm in a fucking bad way just, fucking wash me. I don't care. Isn't it just like a fucking tits and bits but like a spongebath just you're dicking your underarms? Yeah, no matter I'd be just as embarrassed if it did me, I reckon not that comfortable with my body. Not I am getting rubbed here, go ah, get another crack, Darling. Zegas Mr. Kirby, are you okay if Samantha gives you a They wouldn't even finish your conversation'd, just don be laying up my arms and legs open . Yes, you can do whatever you want. Get those crevices. Anal probe no fucking the only thing that puts them off is how quickly you fucking boy yes . If you can move that fast you can walk light off. Yeah, they go give you spine draft and you just say, can you just line them all up please and I'll choose I want to move in this W ITH I'll go number seven yeah then number four and I'll finish with number ten Yeah it's a good business idea fucking you gott laine 'em up . Like parade them . I don't know if they still do that. They do. They go through four years . They go through five years of uni, they go through five years of uni so you can head picks sponge pasture . If you keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you know you're doing alright , brother Yeah, they still mine up at the Brothers. Oh, yeah. Oh, diabete, apparently , yes, I did. Yeah, apparently Fucker you used to wheel him out and you're like, ooh, I mean, hey , come on here. I'm just here odd dreaming fuckin' me I was sat in some waiting rooms in my day holy shit. Oh , thankful enough, I've never had to pay for one. Hopefully I'll never ever have to. But back in the day, fuckingly I've sat in some dodgy fucking waiting range waiting for some certain mates. It's gonna fuck. I know I'm not anymore, but one of 'em knew me by name. Yeah, Andrew. There you go. Two is red, that's all you got. Drink me free , drink me free to he's red while the boys were there fucking picking him out in the dude. Fuck this. Oh the only reason and purely and I mean this purely the only reason I never did it was I was just too tight Honestly I am not spending that much money . I can just back in the car drive home in the backseat of the car. That's a lot. But always go and sitting inside . Yeah, yeah, you gotta be comfortable. I used to play pool with them. They loved me . Never got a free outfit one day. They're gonna go free one. Never once go a free one eye . Fuck 'em . Moving right along. Great call, Reno. Nice. Check it off . It's just an four hundred and eighty nine wheel cock old ming up about the Nelson cans I've got one you'd probably lie burnt as soon as you like the square there. I think we're stopping here fucking el se. Back like Goldmate said back in the day he used to drink this shit called wildfall . Yeah. It's still around around. Still here? Found it not too long ago . And it's fifteen percent rumin a three hundred and seventy five mill can. four point four standard drinks of can. Yellow Yellow Tin. Can't remember what a full pack was worth. I do believe it was around fucking forty bucks It's full pack worth it but fucking hell blow your socks off and the carton of it I think came around two hundred and fifty six dollars, I think last time I checked on Google but yeah wild boy yellow can . I'll attach it to the email moose or I'll send you another one of the turbulent boys . Get your fucking laughing gear around that boys. Blow your fucking head off. Yeah, Brit Honeyway, fuck you, Moose. Thank you Chicken Hulk. It was fucking great spark to my memory. That one just Moose accidentally fucked up before and got it up. We already saw it, but when I saw that Tina went, oh, you've never seen that before? Yeah, I've had it before. Yeah. Only one. Jesus . four point four standard drinks spice from. Where can you buy it then? Let me have a look. Can you buy it star? I love a look. Yeah, great friends of Star Licer. four. I remember saying it I don't think I've drunk it night. Now we've got our five hundred episode closing in Gibo very far. It's quite four . Let's get drinks in a cake. I reckon we'll get four of them and we'll all have one achie.ve Yeah , only I'm not having any more than one of them. Wow, that's I might be still It would be a beddy that's got more than that it No that's got to be up that's gotta be that is incredible. That's nearly got to be up there . It tastes like a little bit . Two percent, your spirits are like forty percent. It's a bit like Turkey. It's pretty fucking wild . They got it, all right. Star Licor for the win . two hundred and seventy six bucks a carton. Three pack. Three pack for forty two bucks. They come in three. They got the bourbons as well. To lots of bourbons. The half liter cans. Holy fuck a half bourbon can nine percent. Right? So Gibo, that's us. We're on the wild boards, huh? Yeah, the spice room would have to be the best of them. There's a full pack there. Yeah, but that's bourbon as well. fifty six bucks for full pack. Right . We're on We're on here How is that? That's yeah, four parks . That's nuts. That is crazy. Fuck the dreaded days man. I've got to get how you meant to kill dolphins with those fucking tops ? You're fine away. Well it's gone so fine away. Um ta , I've got to get the time's come. I've got to go into ACAS and go back and fucking stretle their episodes 'cause five hundred this tab has come too quick. Yeah, it's got to happen because we're not we're not officially five hundred. Those Sunday ones aren't for that. So if you're not listening on a Sunday, we've just got like a seven minute segment comes in. It's just the winners of this show so you can go back and have a release and all sentence. Someone sort of send the mates and go this is what these boys do. So go and give it a go but we're going to give that a go. Yeah, I'll let me go. I'll be keen on the spice rum but it only comes in a free pack. I'll have to get two. You can always buy two We're probably gonna find a carton . Oh, it's whiskey. That's the that's the carton of whiskey. Oh, they got whiskey gibbo. No way, not for me. I'll have the whisky. Can you get a three pack of whiskey? Yeah, that is a three pack. For two hundred seventy six bucks. It must be a three pack of a three pack. Yeah, it must be it's a photo of it. Hang on, how many cans in there? No, it has to be twenty four. Has to be Yeah, I think so go on the bottom right corner of the carton moose . No, it's just the wrong photo. It's on. No, it does it says two hundred fif andty seven dollars. You're not paying for that. Yeah, I'm saying forong photo, but yeah, you can buy a full carton of it. Well he might wild boar up for the five hundredth episode . I'll try a spice drum again. We have to carry Beetle out of here, I reckon . Could we top it off with some Puy's platinums as well ? No, we want to get an episode out . Yeah, we were talking last night the other day and, Pooh said they drunk it all too, but yeah, me and my mates never. I asked the other day said 'cause I wouldn't have made it. What is shit memories? I said, Did you remember it? And they said, Nut, we never drank him. Because you just went to midnight mess. Yeah, good we inar the park and couldn't do this it . All right , we're on hope Bend from the riff here again fucking up the mighty headphones on the back of Danish Salami's top five wings. I'm gonna do my top five Danger Winks. Elitration edition . Electrician edition. Number five , working on a live swishboard at three AM I needed to keep myself awake a little bit , pulled out, out of there . Come on the swishboard. Number four , but here I have a large switchboard. Never break up. We are number three , pulling over the side of the road because you need to fucking get one out. This guy Oh in the work car in the work. Number two would have to be while working at a westfield, in a playroom where anyone can either walk in with no date to wake. And number one would have to be next to the misses while she's asleep after she told me I'm not getting into night . Why odd it's standard going for at least three rounds because you f'ucreking just in a crowdy mood. Play or fucking nice. And as much as I came off, it helps me beatal because if I'm gonna be gay, might as well get fucked royally in my big gig. Oh this guy Is your first time calling? I fucking love this guy . If you've got a big day, you mall's getting pumped by a big dick. What a fucking statement that was. Oh the on the worksitorkses. W,ow w. p Tullwos while doing fucking live switchboards. That's mad. One in the cars . What was his what was his fourth one? At work again plant room or sun? Yeah. And then next week's misses while she was asleep. That's just that's just play on it. Especially when they're costing you two hundred bucks in Halo. Oh, Mike. Younger she'd be thinking she was sleeping next to a pite mixer in someone get a little rung at it. So what are you doing over there? I said, You wouldn't do it love it. I think I might have mentioned the first sort of twenty episodes or something way back . But we had a couple of contract plumbers back when I was doing the garden jobs and yes yeah yeah one of them his nickname was Bar he's a big exactly what you picture of the plumber anyway and he looks straight at me when you sit there and hard work and bar , you meant you meant No, I didn't, no, I didn't. Bear anyway, bears Bear was well you'd think he's had hands at like bears too to kill you, but his boss was an older fella anyway, they've tried to get into a plant room. They've opened the door and I think it was a sparky. It might run in the it might be sparky. He's got the ducks down. He just he obviously just seen too many chicks that day and he's just ripping it out of close anyway Bears he's got the big boy too . Let us know what you're done in there Mate . What is afraid he couldn't get anyerewh. Electrician apprentices. Yeah, it was like it. Yeah, yeah, it did. It'd be like, you couldn't have crawled out of there. That's why you'd be thinking you'd be praying that they're leaving. Did he own it? Instead, you'd get him there going. I can't remember how it would end uped, but he's getting probabiln's caught. Let us know when you dunn in there, mate. Fuck that's funny bunny. Let us know about your danger wings. We haven't know yarn for a while about your danger winks. Even if you want to email them in and keep them anonymous, just put in the in the subject. What is it with plumbers? Actually, not shoe bears. They're plumbers. Is it a plumber thing? Nickname. No, I know a plumber called Bear from the Galcas. He's a fucking very large man, who's probably the same guy. Yeah. Yeah, I know a few bears. I know many bear plumbers, but I know I've got a few bear makes I know two bear plumbers there What sort of sound is a bear mike? Gur a Boys, Scuba from Canada here. I've got a possibly one of the best calls I've gone on so far . So we get called to a house for someone who had mixed GHB and sleeping pills . And GHB, you know, can cause people to wake up. So that's what we expected to see when we walked in . No, this is a four hundred pound minimum woman just passed out on the bed. Her weight is important for later. We do our assessment. Vitally she's actually perfect. She just weighs a lot, so we need more help to lift her out. So we're waiting for two more paramedics to come and I just happened to nudge something behind the bed and there pops out a meter long dildo but of a fucking wrist and I go my god . And then I start looking around the room more in the corner there's an eight hundred doll ars fucking machine. There's leather restraints on the floor, there's carabiners tied to the bed. There's phones stands on the side of the bed because they absolutely record it . And just leaders of loop called fuck water after the envelope . So the other portamics that come in and they decide they want to intubate. Sure, you know, GHB and sleeping pills, you can lose an airway quick. Got to, you know, air got to go in and out . So then we start intub and because she's so heavy we have to hold her head in the bed . So we're kneeling and I look over at my partner I was like, My knees are pregnant now and he starts pissing himself laughing . Do the intubation and to ramp her up so that we can see her cords properly. We're using pillows. So one person gets stands on her hips and grabs the front of her shirt and just heaves forward and we start grabbing pillows and every pillow under it had a dildo under it. There were like ten dildos on scene. So yeah, long lived, got to the hospital, all that jazz, but yeah, that's our dildo intubation story. So coming up in two minutes. Fuck you, Pedro, love you all. Bye. Excellent. Oh my God That's six tones. four hundred pounds six machine. Imagine Oh man, imagine picking up each oh imagine the fucking how heavy is four hundred pounds please . four hundred pounds of sex machine cheers . How imagine when like he said they were in there first before he sort of looked around and went oh wow .ra Rinested. at Look these fucking sex machine cheeseburgers. The fuck's happening. A hundred and eighty eighty one kilos. Ah, she's not that big. What's happening? Plus or maybe two hundred two hundred kilos plus. twenty nine years ago you'd have a crack, wouldn't you? Oh Sounds like she's having a crack itself. Using Sinai . Calculus. Wow, one wild ball. She swollen. That's a lot of wild boy . She swives the keys to the handcuff me like. I'm just gonna shut my eyes and go to a good place . You just do what you gonna do, Darla. It's not a dilos. That's a lot of dildos. A metal long fistline's pretty good. That's a fucking lot os. Where's ours ? Yeah, fist is underneath gas . Imagine that a meter long. That's three times that length. Yeah. That'd be three or four hundred millilit that now Willow. Yeah, so we throw that. So if you wow, Guskin, don't throw it, fucking only kill Gibby last time we threw it It's stuck in there. We've got one here stuck in the Hey, fuck the taxman. Go and check him out, fuck the tax man, he's getting married in March, he needs all the money he can fucking get in a big unit Go check him out and you can rest oze in them. Yeah and I'll tell you what these stubby holders can take an entire fist dildo as you can see on Patreon not a beat along, but it's about three fucking big Yeah, go check your taxi. He's a fucking great man of hours as you can see he's got the sign on the wall here. That's some covered space there too. We won't have to send him in Bill. But yeah, check him out he's a fucking legend, but fucking have a go that thing. Yeah. There's some wake in that. Yeah, there is that bill yeah, oh yeah, he's pumping get in here Imagine that in your fist bumping Oh that's big so that's more that's more You just think fucker hope is going to a fucking good place. I like how many of our sickos are rewinding that call now and just ducking in with some Lu. Oh, sorry, fuck water . Fuck water . How good's that? Episode name. Just nah Yeah . Nah, I've got one. Four hundred pound dill day . four hundred pound sex machine for Canada. Wow. You fucking harm. Wow . She'd just be walking you out of the pub gun. You're about to get fucked, sir. You're like, yeah, I'll take you last fifteen seconds. When you get in, let us know if you find the videos Going to a hard google guy , hello only dark. They'll be in there but holy fuck Boys just ringing up a flog of the week people that don't wave after you do 'em a favor on the road agreement fucking jam. Fucking drives me insane. Like I purposefully let I purposely let people out doing my good deeds, just little things let people pull out just to test them. I just test the common cunt and the majority of the time you let someone out, you don't even get a fucking , you don't even get a hazard flash. Like you let a youte in, you're almost always getting a wave out the window. Yep, hazard flash, thumbs up, something . It's just the least you can ask, really. But if I was to suck someone off, I think I'd like to suck all of you off. I thought it was okay. At the same time? Yeah, it's fine. Gotta be at the same time. Good deeps, now I'm first . It goes left or right. No, Deeps. We'll rock off for it. Oh shit. That's what he's trying to do. I agree. I'll tell you what, man. That's Emers. That's her pet peeve, mate, when she's driving a pet peeve. All right. I'm with you. I'm that paranoid man. I wanna my window down. So I'm talking about to tell you how anyone window down. Thank you all the time in case. And what about when they don't acknowledge you back ? No, I'm alright with that iflet, you I'm not. I'm not that effilt you know I don't need to say anything they're doing a good deed. Fuck those guys I think that should wait back . But you know what I have found lately is since that guy about a year ago rang up and he was blowing up about the people waving when they walked across the crossing, he's like, I'm doing my job fuck wit. Don't acknowledge me because I stopped at the crossing for me killing you. I do it. Yeah, yeah, but I'm like now I'm like, oh, stop waving at me. I have to stop. I can't run you down. There's a lot of people that don't still go through. Really? Oh, fuck yeah, I'd say heaps. Like speed up to get there to beat you going across. Oh, really ? Yeah. Oh, not too long as you fucking get a hit here, but like get there a few seconds About six months ago they put a speed humping mall bar and then fucking hit that'll stop there. Yeah . They hit it under the fucking pedestrian crossing near the gym and for ages it for about a week it was just black so they'd redone the road and people were heating Baha 's launch cross slippery no ideals. When she's a meme, she had a corral like an eighty mile corolla and she drove it like fucking possum born across Tommy when she used to go from Warnberg to Madrid for work back in the old days and annoy.ings She used to hit the cattle grade at the fucking Oh yeah at the top of the hill at about a hundred . Oh my used to go Ooh he used to leave in the little box there he had a hard taken dive that poor black Oh really? Yeah probably to do with mum but because she 'd go foom through there and then one day she fuck I got to get her on here one night if I can get her on here it'd be great. She tells a good yarn she's like she's come around the corner it was dirt then like dirt so flying and she said she's fucking hookin'. An old mate was standing next to the gate. She's going, what are you doing? You fucking lunatic? What are you doing? Speed bump. They put a speedbump in she didn't lead the fucking front axles out of the corolla . And she's like, Oh, that's what he was doing. She's like she comes. This would be good. Then they bitch him in the yeah put the grids back in, but yeah, yeah, they found that poor man passed away in that little hut. Oh, really? Actually know the black who found it the guy who found him passed away listens to the show. All right. I ran into him one night and he said to me 'cause I told the story about mum before with old mate and he said, Yeah, I was the one that found that gentleman passed away and he's fucking none. Fuck. Yeah, he was the last one that guy. They moved all the head. Andrew's pop was a dicky. Yeah, right. He's up at Namba . Yeah, right. So all the people had break out the prison. Well, Peter gave him a cup of tea and I just keep ing warm . They reckon so many people he helped. He didn't know where's Marma mate? Oh, dan that way. Thanks bud. I'm off in it. dogs in the copper's gun. You ever seen it? Oh, fuck another one. Yeah, he's doing he went that way. Fuck a legend old pee . All right, next one. Ay boys. Fuck off on Clown here . Listening to Episode four hundred and ninety one and talking about the fight night in September and Gus with a revolving door with Moose into his accommodation . Well , Gus I think they're saying that you've had eight people in there . You can count me as the ninth moose . I'm a general lover . Gus, I don't give a fuck with your rough mate. And I don't give a fuck about anything . Yeah, just give me a holler. Let me know where you're staying . He will he will he will flat mate yeah, I think it'd be good that I'm Kirby if you buck off . I know you're a bit frightened, but be fair to come over and just hang out a little bit as well. Alright, love you boys Muslim you know the clan. Has he been to any of our events ? I don't think so. I don't reckon I met the clan. No, I don't think so. It sounds like we might die in September. Luke Voda. Yeah, stay tuned to Gus's Twitter. He'll put it on here. He'll be accommodation, is it? He'll pin himself. Have you got goggles staying with you? No, goggles said no, remember? His wife said no. Goggles scared of you. No, goggles was keen. His wife was like, You're not staying with guss. Mrs. Goggles. She goggled him. Smart. So he was blowing up the other day. He rang up trying to be anonymous. We all went goggles You fucking good man, goggles. We love you. And that was fucking you clan. That's terrifying. Gentlemen, not Rudy put another root and yarn for his it was the first love of my life . She had a nice little collection of scarves It was one day she asked me, C Ian tie you to the bedhead ? I thought, yeah, fuck yes this country fucking tie some knots so we proceeded to do our fucking business and we thought no one's coming home for a while but next minute we hear a voice downstairs It's a mama . Oh no. Fuck her mum's coming home early, holy fuck she's coming up stairs yelling at me ex misses his buddy name . She's fucking jumped off me and he's tied up. She's buddy trying to get dressed and fucking saying what about what about me ? So she's fucking quickly throwing a fucking pill over and covering me cock and the door opens up and I'm just fucking dear and headlights. Oh that's not sides Lo close the door not at the top old mate with his mum catching him eating arse but I share that one with you boys No fuck you'd today just an apology to Moose by now a peppy with so many fuckin' callings . I'm sorry I got such a dark humor . I'm sorry I can talk to bit of sheet. I do have one fucking fuck you fuck you both taking your fucking dog to a party cafe you fucking lot else lord say least lord Latte leash more. I was wondering where the name comes from the name for some of the calls. I'm thinking, where's this fitting? The latte leash more . Oh that combined . It's funny as fuck My God. So he's two this week. That is a call to about four, maybe two slits through. That is a hard one to come back from if the mother in law look at her in the oil, girlfriend's mum that exactly look at her in the eye. Oh, why did that ? This is not just close the bedroom door and run out and meet her. You wouldn't want to want to hold open up eye and just fall , fuck es youpecially when especially when you just tie it up that's so bad. You're not even just covering it or hide under a blanket. You must have got the scouts as on you can I 've never seen the infatuation of being tied up. Fuck that. What could he do to shit? He's curious burn marks on his wrist. You gotta fuck it. You know, Eddie know if you like it if you don't try. He doesn't have he doesn't have the catswy's animal beads this week. Yeah, what happened to your amal beach? I didn't like it. I wasn't reading as much luck as I thought But I still got 'em. It's not fun I'm wearing them . They're having time out. Yeah . Yeah. They're really enjoying. Realise you make your own luck, fuck all that off. Yeah . Make your own luck, bud. He's got to wait for the next full moon to re energize him. Is that what it does? Yeah, I think so much. Yeah, you do that in your arse at the same time. Yeah. You point it towards the moon . Hello boys, what's here Just a little yarn on the back of even shit when you're on the pit . So a few years ago I lived in Canada with a moraj morning in our friend group , he was sort of known as the Blackout King. He's one of those followers that as soon as you start drinking piss , you see his eyes blaze over and you don't know what's going to happen . So one night we're over there about head down and local , getting stuck into a few, carrying on a bit and he may or may not have partook in a few extracurriculars, but he's carrying on a bit and we're at the pub and next we go look over in the back corner of the pub and here he is licking a window. And I thought, Oh , here we go. Wow. I wandered over and I said, Mate, what are you doing? He goes, Was what I being weird? Yeah, you were being fucking weird. He's like, yeah, I might hurt a bit much. And I said, What are you racking home sombud? And he goes, Yeah, yeah, and I said, Well, I'm not ready to go. Sam can take you home. Who was there little housemate at the time young fellow. Now I said to Samuel said, You got to watch this float. I said, keep him walking straight forward on the way home. So I said, He'll dive off. And I said, You'll lose him. Yeah, I've got him. No worries I carry on until about one or two o'clock in the morning, roll in home and our lights are all off , click on the loungering light and here's me Mike sitting on the couch in the dark looking real chust with himself . I thought, Oh no, what's going on here? He said nothing. Right I made I'm going to bed. Dive into my room, look in the window. Here's a bloody charmander. About a three foot charmander doll. So I picked that up, carried around like a little baby. I said, Mate, where'd you get this from? He said, Well, I lost that prick sam, lost him in a heartbeat. Then I came to this house and it was all lit up. So I walked in , grabbed a couple of tennis rackets because we like tennis , walked out the back , got to the fridge , flipped all the fridge magnets off because we don't have any of them. And then as I was walking out, I saw the charming and I thought,, Oh Watsi's gonna love this. So yeah, just a quick finish said boy, sorry if I'm going over. Holy shit. Anyways, blossoming out. It's blue So we see the blade that goes missing all the bloke that went to look after him. Now the black he goes missing and he's lost all mate. He said lost in fucking shoot. The young blood rookie sand. Yeah. And he's gone and ransacked a fucking house with fridge magnets, two tennis rackets and a fucking salamander. I like his theories too. We like we like tennis . We take the tennis rackets. Just watch the old charm dark. I have no idea what that is. Oh wow, right. It's a Pokemon. Okay . So he's must have picked up something like that. Three foot Yeah and brought it home for him. Oh fuck that's funny shit. He's sitting in the dark and watching his going on fuck. Oh whatever you done like he knows straight away like this bloke in trouble and he's licking a window. Oh good. Was I being weird? Yeah, baby. I didn't know if you were. Gust en at the top was that being weird? Yeah . Ava the other day. What's he with a ripper? I even told us this yan the other day she's like, Oh at work today I was cleaning the windows I said What like this and fuck she went off her head eye I'm like Oh winner because carrying right on she's she definitely is lucky last Not It's Tot Nei Sheni from Mexico Now update on the weddings . Unfortunately it did land on the same day as the gold day, but I'll definitely get locked into next year . Now off the back for a wicket man the miss is wipe now went away camping with boys and a couple of friends and got a bit fist . So we crawl into the flaglade that night and one thing led to another and fifty nine and then I'll just happen I just had a fire off I'll just give that a little crackle eat. So I'm looking away at a bowl. Anyway, wake up in the morning, she rolls over in disgust, looks at me and goes, you know, I let you lick my arse last night? I said, Yeah, she did. And the quick witness find that I am, I thought, fuck it, here's a chance to set her up. I was just going, Yeah, I was eating your arms and I could just see it and I was looking at it and it just a little clark come out and I thought it was tracking I woke up like you know the squeeze bottles on the honey jail . Anyway, I've had this going on with her for about two years and having told her that it actually didn't happen. Every now and then I just let it sleep in her ears while at conversation talking to people. Remember when you partying his mouth anyway for not telling her or should I just on with it. Thank you Bye. Bye your bow . Like the honey . I love the description. That is it. The squeeze, that just makes it. That is so good I'd tell her, but I'd tell him by playing this core. I'm loved now that we're the podcast with the most arse eating hunt. , it'd be fun You're gonna have to tell her, Mate, she's probably horrified the poor thing. Fuck, that's funny. I would have I thought he was gonna say, Yeah, and I told her that you did it to me. Yeah, that's what I thought he was gonna tell her. Yeah, no, I'd let her I'd let her know and then maybe maybe when you might let you go again. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. We got one more Murray. That was thirteen, you can't finish on your thirteen. Yeah Lucky for some . sixty nine ? Yeah, that's it. Hey Flox, too, Bump Canadian Chump here . I'm back in episode four hundred and seventy one the bombings . It wasn't just happening in Australia . So in my hometown there are five schools , public schools that is . They all had bomb threats at them or for one day a week for three to four weeks . And then also in the three high schools, one Catholic Republic they had bomb threats happening as well . So it wasn't just you guys in Australia . I just think that it's absolutely ridiculous past nine that somebody would do that. Also the town that I live in now, which is even smaller in northern Ontario sort of central Ontario , same thing, the one public school that's there had a threat and then there was multiple nine hundred and eleven calls for just random stuff. So just wanted to let you know that it's not just Australia and uscanadians we're suffering it as well. Well , Ontario anyway, I don't know about the rest of Canada, but we're suffering as it is with the joke of politics that we have and none other today for another day. So log on and fuck you gimmo He's absolutely right Canada's fucked at the moment.' Hes spot on . You need to look into that shit. Yeah, really? Oh , bro. She's not good over there. Really? Well, they're government . They're alternate. They're all legends . They're all legends of Canadians that I can either. Tell your friends, your Canadian boys yeah pass it on to get the show pumping over there about a bad Canadian call quite off for . We've got quite a few good few Canadian callers now these days but the person so the bomb threats were happening in Warmbar the person was actually arrested. Yeah, the was it? Way more to it. I won't go into one here. I'll tell you off there, but way more to it. And not good . Not good. Yeah. No, no . So that's right, bit on. Yeah, bit on, bit on there. Look, fuck. Yeah, so yeah, thank you for our international courses. We love it. Fuckin' love. We love all their courses. Yeah. Stop paying for the STD butler. Well, they probably don't st Say inT D. STR. That's an STD. Yeah , yeah. Anyway, we're not doing reverse charges . Oh, Fark, I reckon we got to we've got to give it to is itcoba? Scooter, the Canadian, the four hundred pound Dildo X machine. Oh yeah, yep. And we would have got an extra present if he set the video. Yeah . But a massive yeah, honorable mention goes to Renee Twisted Finger and the Danger Wanking Electrician that was a fuck absolutely danger wanking electrician was an absolute fucking ter. That was unreal. So thank you very much to everyone who's called in. We really appreciate it. We love these we love these episodes. They're the best. Yeah, go and tell your friends. Go and tell your friends have a listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spread their good words. Yeah. That's your home work this week. We know you've probably told most of your friends, but just make them listen to one. Even if it's one of the short episodes you put up of a Sunday, was it? You said? Yeah, Sundays they come up. Sunday little Sunday roast, play , send that nose and peter. Did you even know we did the someone said something about it? I'm like, What the fuck? Sunday Race, I thought it was a footage show