The Story of the White Cock

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New episodes are released every Wednesday Find Nutrition diva on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you're listening, and be sure to follow or subscribe so you don't miss a single episode ACast helps creators launch, grow, and monetize their podcasts everywhere Aast. com He Ks, it's Girl here. just ringing up for a couple of questions. First question. just wondering if you blolkes know when you're meant to get your grown up wener U apparently thirty four years old and just u I don't think I've got m yet and I'm woing if you Boles know when it's meant to come in and'm hoping it comes in pretty soon. Anyway Second question, Any of you blokes seen or know where I can buy some of those gray sweatpants with the bulge in the front? Ive been going to the gym lately and seing a few blkes walking around with them and I thought I'd duck down into Kmart and Big W and where I live and try and find some of those gray sweatpants with the bulge in front. They're fantastic seemed to be all sold out and I can't seem to find any Hey right? A a go on constant, fuck off. Itquillie. Willie. Was it squareool? I thought it was W Will. Oh fuck that's funny. When am here get Gig Oh forty five mate and it hasn't come through either T get you gr up.'s getting smaller if anything honestly there is. That's accidentally one of my favorites. No that is, I can tell youa, actually my top four ever. And where do you? That's funny. with trackies with Oh feeling ya. That's very funny. I'm really. Ver cle. Very clever and very funny. If anyone has got answer, Yeah, we can't help you so much. when you your grow and pain is good Yeah and su some let us. Yeah. When do you grow your anle? I'm so excited to find out I hope it's forty six I hope it's forty six. I'm forty six in October and it's not seeming be coming. Oh, it's it's still a chance. No. be your forty sixth birthday. I I lose forty six kilos, I might get a chance but Oh spepeaking of dicks H I get a footy on the weekend. I don't go I don't Yeah. I don't get stumped very often. Yeah. You'd agree. L I don't get lost for words very often. I've usually got lot of witty or a fuck wit comeback ready to go. Really ready to go I walked into a reserve grer Reserve grade boys were still having a show. I'm getting to set up stuff the a grade. I'm strapping the air grade And I walk in and there is a man. I've been told not to mention his name, right? He has his entire body tattooed. I may not Everything Everything He shaften all except for his dick. Oh When I walked in now I've known this bike since he was a kid, right? And now he's got kids of his own. He's older bike now But I've known him since he was a kid and he's fucking You know like you just get those like he's a gentleman, like just a lovely blke, right But he looks like a fucking criminal because he's got he's tattooed from his neck. Big toe Fuck it look like a whiteboard market. It is the whitest thing you've ever seen in life. So he's in the shower and I'm watching him from back on. I thought, holy fuck is his cheeks are done The insort is done and I'm what? Not a perve. I'm like fuck that's cool. Like you see m, I'm just looking at I'm just going fuck, I'm just sitting up some shit and I'm like That is unbelievable. He turned around and I went Fuck man I watch you cck! And he just goes Oh and I went, sorry sorry sorry sorry, sorry, I was staring at your ass. I didn't know you'd out. And he's like he just started laughing and knew what I meant And I'm like, what the fuck man? Man up. Yeah, get it. getet it done. Yeah's done fuck He's just said like not a fucking chance I' getting my dick done. But like honestly, it's an entire body with just this long white dick. And why just you get fucking? Why did you come? Unbelievable What as they come? Oh fuck miss thatd. he doesn have a tingy yellow to it. Green peas. Yeah, yeah, fucking ye, whatite cock? Absolutely the wtest dick we've ever seen. Yeah. I'm gonna to call it, man up, go get it done. Yeah. G it G get done. Get your dick tatted. Just get like tattooed tattoo Just get it like I don't know, blacked out or something