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I hate you for decing my husbin. Yeahes, she had a funny face. It was a bit like a snarl. And then she snapped at me. a badly behaved dog is a nightmare and that continues to disrupt your life Hello and welcome to yet another episode of Wanging O on with Graham and Maria. O of us is Graham, O one of us is Maria. try to work out with they are. S bums up, shopper half baked advice. Maria, Which one am I? I don't know I can't know everything. This is a weird year. Yeah no gllassterbris I know. feeles sort of barren and empty, doesn't it? I know The cows must be just like There's normally a lot of noise now. Yeah a lot of traffic. I mean, now these days I like to watch it on the televisual medium. Oh, I mean, that is the only way to watch it. It's like Chelsea Flower Show. No reason to go because there are cameras. But I have been. I mean, it's a young person's game, isn't it? It's an idiot's game. Hell No, You've been, I've been. I enjoyed it. Did you? Apart from the lose? The lose are probably I mean, when I went it was a very wet one. It was disgusting and we abandoned it. You went home. Yeah And we had some sort of fancy parking thing so we were kind of on site with our car. Of course we were. And leaving it, people were throwing themselves at the car like it was the last helicopter leaving Saigom. It It was just so grim. Did you take any did you take pity on anyone? No we turned on the windskin wiers. Festival goers flying. Yeah. Here's aizer. boots and a little backpack. Oh my goodness. And was a little cup of weewi as well. The toilet anything though, it wasn't the year I was there. I think it was a couple of years afterwards there was that story about It was so wet and muddy and they were in the some big dance tent It was just, you know, they were theyes in mud. So they got the big machine to come and, you know, try and suck all the mud out and the liquid out the big hose in and somebody pressed blow instead of some. And it was all toilet waste. Stop it. This sounds like an hpot coold story. They all got covered. They didn't care. They just danced off. I The toilet paper stuck to their head. The mud ye, you did have to embrace that, I think, because there's no way round it. But it wasnt mud doesn't quite cover it. It's not like mud. It's just it's like melted chocolate. It's just so liquidy and horrible.gh No, don't like that. Don't like at. No, the toilets are not good And I don't miss that about Festivals, because now I have Southeastern Railway to replace it. Oh, you are lucky. I know. It's nostalgia every time I use one of the loos. And you know what I remember details about Glastonbury such as Well, like, you know, the driving out, the mud, all that sort of stuff. Do remember any of the bands you saw? Not one. No. I don't know who was playing. I don't know if we I don't even know if I saw any bands. Yeah, No idea. No. Whereas when you watch it on televion,id you see the Beatles when you went? Y I did. They were very good. Very, very good. I saw Buddy Holly But also when I watched it on teley and those people, you know, I was watching, you know, the Kylie documentary. Yeah, yeah. Im like Those people are so far away. I mean, it could be anywhere. It's insane. Well, I went to see Kylie. Did I go with you to see Kylie? See, that's my preferred medium now to go to Stadium shows, and it's one night and then you're home. I went to see Taylor Swift in Dublin. I did too. I know. And that was kind of perfect because Dublin's a really good size So when you leave the stadium, we were able to just walk Yeah and get it. Whereas I remember I went to see Oasis at Wembley. loved the show. And then every ounce of joy was sucked out of your soul. Trying to get home As you just sat in whereere was it?ere was it Wembbley It's in North London. No know, I know, I know. I went to see h my nieces to see Busted. Busted. Yeah, so that's how long ago that was. But they weren'by arerena, sureortly. were they Wley Stadium? No, they were in thena arerena. Okay, lovely. A McFly. Together at last. Yeah. That was value for money. So Busted were the opening act and McFly were the big act. And then didn't they become a supergroup? They became McBusted, I think fly E. I don't know. I can'. They did, but they're not anymore. No No they're not. No, they went there their separate ways. And one of them wrote Paddington. they never do anything again. No, they don't need to. No Should we write a musical? Shall we A I read these letters? No. let's do it in the break between now and the first lter. Okay. What's the subject matter? not hard. Mud. You do mud. Yeahes, let's do that. Glass be the musical. We will have a problem right right. Your summer weekends fill up fast, but Crocx has your back. 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I've been shadowing a member of the team during my induction period and I've been finding the experience somewhat of a challenge. This individual has been working in this particular field for just under a year Conversely, I have five years of experience As a result, there have been a few incidents where he has tried to teach me the wrong information When I have tried to gently explain this to him, he has retaliated by pulling toddler like strops God. I recently grabbed lunch with another colleague and as we walked, she asked me how I was finding it all. I told her I was enjoying it, but I wasn't getting on with the person I was shadowing. I asked her if she ever found him to be as insufferable as I was finding him She pulled a strange face and quickly changed the subject. It was only a couple of days later I learned that this woman was the wife of the man I was shadowing and I had just slagged off her husband to her face. I was mortified. I don't know whether I should try to address this with her directly or just go into hiding and have people think I died I am leaning towards the latter, and that is from Beth. I love that, Beth. That iss a very bad thing to do. It is a very bad thing to do it, but it's kind of fabulous too. It's fabulous. And I think when you do something like that, you just have to own it. I'm slightly crossed with your colleague slash wife of annoying Man, because surely you would say I' going to stop you there because that's my husband, you're talking about. Yeah, he can be a bit of a pudon. Then it's over But she didn't do that. So she let her kind of dig herself a hole. And also Beth with your five years of experience. Yeah, I thought you might You know, do a bit of digging You know, you're getting to know peopleew offers, I'm going to get to know people you know, as he's telling you the wrong things, you might be going and you know, you married, you've got kids, whereere did you live? You know, stuff like that. And he'd go, o, that woman over there is my wife. Yeah. Like it's kind of odd that I think maybe was too busy trying to catch him out on misinformation. I mean, yes, you've got five years of experience, but this is a different company that possibly you're working for now. I would They do things differently. They do, but all I would say, Beth, is this probably isn't the first time this woman has heard this. you know, because he does sound. Um There you go. you know, it's all. So how what's our solution to this dilemma I remember once I was somebody's plus one at a party That must have been a long time ago, Gra Be you're always the number one these days. I was a plus one. And it was a fun a perfectly fun party. And there was this woman who just seemed really out of place. She was kind of older and she was kind of just a bit mad and she kind of crazy hair and makeup and stuff. And there was a guy who seemed to know a lot of people at the party and I just went Who's that mad old woman? but that's my mother. And you see sometimes you just have to own it. And that's what I did. I kind of went, Oh wow, she's wild. Okay, so we went from mad to wild and crazy and eccentric and I love eccentric. Yeah, I can't get enough of her I was telling you this the other night when it was a funeral. I was very, very kind of stressed and trying to kind of help everybody get to know each other, lots of different friends. And Jasper Conran was there and I was chatting to him and his husband blah, blah blah. And then someone came into my kind of field of vision that I thought I must introduce Jasper And I said, o this is Jesper Conran, and this is his wife. And as it came out of my mouth, I wanted to sew my mouth shut, you know, that sort of thing. And I have to say to them, I'm sorry I'm a bit stressed. you know, really I didn't mean anything. the husband the wife, was perfectly fine about it. Jasa was a little bit Why did I say that? Why did I say that? What goes on in your head when you're wnderress? Well, I wonder what annoyed him more, the calling the man a wife or just not knowing his name. I know I did know his name. This is his wife Steve. Yes. You know, the wife had come out. it's something else anyway I had no idea I't I'm supped know I' I don't know Jasper Gon This is your fax p. D don'tay on my door. And it was a bad one and I really you know, for the rest of the day, I was obviously sad about my friend dying, but more sad about my My terrible social fogx park. Jasper Conan is no longer your friend. M What did you do then? You just felt bad and apologized. I really apologized. I apologized very much to the husband and I apologized to Jasper. and I said, I think I just kind of like opened up and said, I think I'm a bit stressed with all of this today and I don't really know what I'm saying. Sometimes the brain doesn't engage me properly. I don't think that's the worst. they were not the worst they were annoyed then that's on them. because you know, you were just a woman at a funeral who was a bit all over the place. I think always honesty is the best policy. You know, sometometimes you just have to make yourself look a bit vulnerable, Beth, and say I think I was, you know, it was my first day, I felt kind of under pressure just to have a chat to the wife. There's no way the husband hasn't already told the wife that he found you difficult too. Oh yeah, I mean, that's the thing. It's all in the open now because the wife will are gone and go, you know, that woman, you'. She can't bear you. I think'll I can't bear her. I think you don't really need to do anything now because it's happened and you know, what are you going to do? Apologize to somebody Just be careful. Yes. I think another job. Well the bridges are all burnt with the guy Anyway Because you hate him. And with his wife like you. Well, I think see the wife might be just thinking, o God, here's another one who hates him. I've married such a dud. Well, we don't know that. We don't, but that could be happening. She pulled a face. a funny issue a strange face. We don't know how that was. Was it like this? O A big old eye roll kind here we go. Yes. Or was it I hate you for ding my? Yes, she had a funny face. It was a bit like a snarl And then she snapped at me. And she went into resting bitch face. Should we find out what the wang? Yes, I think they will have the solution to this very dilemma. Well, there is no solution. You've said it now. Oh, yeah. there is no solution. But I mean, moving forward, Gr. Yes Moving forward, you know, we don't want this to stopive. pull the woman aside and gotta go, Ohh god I feel like such a I had no idea you were married to the Tit. and you know, I think that's all you need to say. Okay, Jenny in Marlowe says, Of Aur Wanger, clanger. love that I don't need to say anymore much, exactly. You want to know, so don't beat yourself up about it. If the opportunity presents itself, then say to the wife Canid just apologize for inadvertently creating an awkward situation when we last spoke. I didn't know X was your partner and I should have spoken with him directly.ever appreciate your discretion. Thankk you. It's too late for discretion. Yeah. It's been discussed. I mean, you've got the right idea, Jenny, but too many words. Well you know what I mean? But Wangerlanger? Yes, Wanger Klanger, those are two excellent workes. Yes. You win for Wanger clanger, Jenny H John in Amsterdam says, looving the podcast.re my go to voices in my ear as I cycle to work every Monday. A lot of cycling in Amsterdam. Yeah. they love cycling. Aarently. Canals are full of bies. Yeah, well because people got a bit drunk and fall in. Good luck, John. I felt there was a potential agenda to this story. Okay, John. O that transforms this from a social blunder into a highly sophisticated workplace intelligence operation. My goodness, he's got a lot of time to think on his bike, hasn't he? It's got a long way to work. I question the motive for this woman innocently asking, how are you finding it all? Oh now! actuallyually John. Oh Joh Good cycle thinking Was she in fact acting as an unofficial reconnaissance unit on behalf of her husband I wouldn't panic. You may not have detonated your career. You may simply have completed her field research more honestly than anticipated. Yeah Which is all good, but no solution, John. No, that is a description of what might have happened. Yeah ye. But a good interpretation. No, we like that John.. very good Theresa in New Zealand says two possible alternatives. She had probably already heard from her husband how insufferable you are, or she also finds him insufferable too. That was your theory, wasn't it? Yes I mean, think both I think that's true. If he's just you know, if Beth is just an instant kind of dislike He's just one of those guys, isn't he? And also People in the office don't like him because they've made him be the on somebody shadows whichich must be so annoying. He hates doing it. That's the problem. That's why he was inufferable. Hates his wife. Hates his wife, hates his job, hates his life. Secretly is really attracted to Beth. We're running with this, Lor. Okay, it's really good. Netty in Tetsa, s Howdy, Netty Howdy? Okay, so you slagged off the husband of the colleague. Why are you mortified? They should be forthcoming with relationships if they're working in the same office? Yes, I agree. Nepotism much, question mark. Also, you said what you said. I said what I said. That how I want to say that. You said what you said. It was truth It's not always easy to hear. I wouldn't very much maybe asking your boss if there are others you could shadow to give you a rounded experience. Surely you don't have to shadow anymore. show I'm so sick of shadowing. It may all blow over at the end of the day when you start working on your own and start showing that you have the knowledge and experience to do your best at your job Okay. Yeah. I think M the overall message is Don't worry about this too much. Th things happen. Yeah, and they're Wanger clangers. Yeah. would love It's a classic Wanger clanger. That's a classic. I would love to hear some more Wanger clangers actually. and I feel that there are a lot out there waiting to be written in to us. Exactly. If you are listening to this and you've had a similar experience to Beth, why't share the story in the comments below Beth feel a little better that she she's not alone This is his wife We'd also like a second dilemma and we'll have that very soon Thisodast is sponsored Newmark on Holidays providing award winning escorted tours. Naria, you know that excitement when you decide to go on a big holiday, but then you realise u, I've got to organize it all. Yeah, that's the dull bit actually, isn't it? Who wants to do that? Nobody. Like I find things like connecting flights are so stressful. Really, really, especially when you're kind of on your own. Unless you're going to an airport and you don't know Well, how far is it?ike Will I be able to leg it or you know whatever. I remember once I got a flight back from Australia with a connecting flight. and because the connecting bit was after midnight, it turned out the flight I was supposed to get had left the day before. 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And honestly, this past year has been the hardest of my life. The dog is lovely with us but has considerable aggression with guests in the house. It's almost impossible to have people over and walks can also be a struggle. We've recently discovered he might have hip dysplasia, which is causing pain and maybe these behaviours. We've seen countless vets and spent a lot of money. Everything we do has required huge planning. My son is not particularly fond of the dog and sees him more as an inconvenience. Some days the house feels very tense and I miss my quiet household On the other hand, we're starting to get a handle on his behaviour. I'm learning a lot and really enjoying training him. I can see improvement happening, but it's definitely not linear He gets us out of the house as a family and encourages me to keep fit. and he's a lovely little dog with us. He's learnt how to behave really well in the house His only issue is with strangers The breeder who supplied him is offering to take him back and to give our money back. I am so torn as to what to do He's my little buddy and we've come a long way, but he has also severely disrupted my life. This is not how I saw my first dog experience going. Any advice for me? I love the podcast. Thank you very much anonymous in New Zealand Oh, that is a sad story, but I want to say to you very urgently, he's a toddler. He is one years old. He's still a puppy. And toddlers, puppies are like having little toddlers. They require an awful lot of work. but I think in that first six months usually, if you put the work in, on the training then you will get a lovely dog, but you do have to put the work in and it's not easy. and you don't say what sort of breed he is, but I small small dog. Yeah. What mean I just think what's Anyone thinking about a dog? I hope they hear this lesson. Yeah, really? because it's not easy. it's a you know we both love having dogs in our lives. N easy. It is an extraordinary amount of work. And so yes, it will disrupt your life. I think this is early days, it's a year. You talk about spending lots of money going to the vet. and you doing training, I would seek out a a professional train because I think they are going to help you so much and they'll let you know what is in the realm of acceptable behavior, what is extreme behavior. And the thing with the strangers, you you know, it's not too late to nip that in the bud because obviously there's some sort of territorial thing going on It's guarding It's guarding his pack And I think professional trainer there must be one in New Zealand. Sure. They can always do it by Zoom. But also anonymous, you really need to sort out that hip dysplasia because that could be causing him pain and you can get that scen too, can't you? I don't know. I'm looking at you like you've had it. Maybe I do They've seen the way you wal. Well, they've gone to the vet and they've spent a lots of money. so I think maybe they have sorted that y out. Yeah. But I think you're right about getting a professional trainer in just to nip those things in the bug And also because I think it'll give you confidence. and also it'll mean you, your husband and your son are all on the same page. You know, when somebody comes to the house, this is how we behave. and that will help the dog. Yeah you know, because I think It's you try to second guess things and and actually if you're just all consistent and all of the same then these things can be h. And you have to really be rigid about that. I'm also feeling that I think if you do give him back to the breeder, you will feel a great sense of not failure necessarily, I think failure. failure. And also that's the lesson that you're teaching your son is that you can't do something just make it go away. And I don't think that's a good lesson for him to learn. And I think yes, it's a difficult dog at the moment because it's only a year old. but you know they calm down. they absolutely calm down. But once they calm down, they should then have those methods in place that are sit, stay I've got a bit of a barky dog so and it's annoying. Yes, but your dog's tiny, so it's more of a squeak It more annoying. But I think, you know soon this dog will be sleeping you know, about twenty hours a day. So I wouldn't worry about it. Yeah, it sounds to me anonymous as though you like your dog, but it sounds like there's no cohesion in the family towards it. Well, I think everyone's panicking. Yeah. And I get it. Listen, I totally get it because a badly behaved dog is a nightmare and that continues to disrupt your life. but a professional trainer or even just YouTube videos, there are so many people doing all of that. So there's a lot of help out there. So just go get it. But donon't just sit at home going, Oh dear God, what are we going to do with this mad barky savage dog? There's a program on channel five called Dogs behaving V Badly presented by Graham Hall, and I think watching a few of those you might find useful. Obviously it's in a half hour block and it might take a bit more time than that. But he has some good methods to put into practice. Yeah, I always feel those programs are a bit, you know, well, because it all happens in half an hour. I know. You think it's going to be easy. you You forget the bit of cuto. I went back to the house three months later. And you kind of edit that bit out of your own listing. and you kind of think, why why is my dog still biting strangers? So it's just about putting the time in. And I agree with you. I think this person does really like her little dog And I think you would feel very, very sad if you gave him back. and don't give up on him soon. He's only a year Yeah Y baby. We see what the wers have to say? I w one of the vets and dog trainers have written in. I hope so. let's find out. This one isn't a . Oh Or a dog trainer. Oh. Kate from Pembrokseshire says life is full of chapters and it's time to know when a chapter ends and a new one begins. You have I sense dead dog it. You have the perfect solution for a breeder to take the dog back, gives you a get out. takeake it Don't feel obliged to make this work, yourour son is ambivalent, so let go. Take up Park Run as a family, go on days out together, enjoy the freedom of not being tied to a dog and don't feel guilty. It's time to move on. I'm guessing Kate doesn't have a dog. Yeah. And also, you know, she's not entirely wrong, but I'm kind of with you. I think it's a weird thing to teach a dog I teach a child. Cfuseed much? Yeah you will be. in front of Blue. No because I just think You know, presumably when you got this dog, it was all kind of like now, we've all got to chip in. We've all got to take care of the dog. you know, this dog's responsibility, it's not just a toy, d Where is it? it's gone. Well I think the minute a dog starts to be difficult, then it's momum's responsibility isn't it? and everybody else kind of leaves it alone. Stephen from Glasgow says There are other owners out there with the skills and capacities to look after this dog. If you want to live in social isolation with your dog and for your child to resent you forever, keep it But you've basically been given a get out of jail free card, so grab it T people saying getet rid of the dog. the bit they're missing is that he's a year old Everything's fixible at a year. Yeah. I mean, I would give people advice who are thinking of getting a dog, especially if you're a bit older is don't get a puppy 'cause that, you know, is required training. Yeah. But then you know, rescue dogs have their own issue issues. They do. Ben, he doesn't tell us where he is, but he says, veryy often taking on a pet isn't the bed of roses. Everyone makes it out to me. And it seems like you've seen this firsthand. You also need to ask yourself what's best for the dog be very dubious about essentially selling it back to the breeder. I can't imagine that's going to end well. But is the dog living its best life with you and the family? If yes, great. If no, it might be time to look for local charities who might be able to help you re homeome it. Three people saying get rid of the dog, really Any hope for little little lassie? This is depressing me Grim. Jack from Bristol, surely this is a simple answer. You love this dog. The dog loves you, it clearly needs behavioural training to be around other people. Surely with one of the many vets you've seen, this has to have come up Please keep the dog and get this training. Yay from Bristol. The dog was getting very worried listening to. It was packing its little bag Bighting its little nails. coming back to the training. waiting to hear the results of the public vote. Oh my go. Eileen in New York City says The puPp is only one and you are seeing improvements. I say continue with training, perhaps ask a breeder for advice or a recommendation of a trainer you can work with and certainly investigate the hip dysplasia diagnosis and options for treatment. Whether pure bred from a breeder or rescue from an agency, the pup is part of your family now And you owe it to him to give him more of a chance. It's also important for your son to see you not giving up on the pup. Good luck. Good work from Eileen. We're turning it around. We're turning it around. I see we have hang on in there, pup. Yeah, yeah. some mixed advice there from the Wanger is Anonymous. I hope you found some of it hopeful and you know Pop finds is happy place. Yeah, I want to hear from you again anonymous. I don't because it might be bad news. We'll be depressed. You only want to hear from you if you keep the do. Yeah. Nly. And if you have a dilemma and you'd like to share it with us then Please do so. you can email us wanging on atdiston. co d UK. That's also where you send your AI weirds. A My weird Today's A I Weird comes to us from Sarah, who says My Gam and Rea, whenever I travel by train it as I am currently brackets, I always look out of the window to see if there are any suitable spots where I would bury a body wise? I would. Just to clarify, I have never had any desire to commit murder and I've never had any violent tendencies. I am a peace loving animal lover In case you're wondering, I don't think there are many suitable spots in this country As England these days is so densely populated and so many people now own dogs. Love the show. my daughter and I were recently listening to your podcast while road tripping through Australia. Many more suitable spots there. I love this, I love this from you, Sarah. and you're right about Australia, of course also the sunshine means that a body will decompose very quickly Oh yes. And there's all those dingos. All those dingos, very hungry dingos kangaroos All those ros, baby. Look what I found. Whereas here, I think, you know, we often have very peaty sort of wet ground where a body is preserved. Oh mummified even? Well, yeses. Surely, you know, the old fashioned patio, you never go wrong with that, do you Well, I've run out of space. That's all I can sayve I am I'm having to move house for the third time Sarah, I mean I don't think you are weird. I think it's lovely you've got a kind of rich imagination. Yeah and a kind of inner life that involves murder. And also I am looking forward to doing exactly that on the train journey home later. Well there'll be nowhere between here and Hastings. You don't think so? No. There's a lot of fields. I know, but'll be a house quite nearby I think the problem is Graham, which I have found, is there's too much CCTV these days. It really cramps your style, doesnn't it? Oh my goodness. And also my phone tracking. You know, they know where I am at any point because of my phone. They it is. They are tracking you. Yes. I mean I mean, where is good I mean, the only good place to dump a body off a trarain is if you're on a bridge going over a quarry or something. Heve ho. CCTV again then. Why is herDV On a train, you said? Oh yes. Well, that's where she is. She's on a train. Yeah, yeah. yeah. Oh, but you know, she's not she hasn't got the body with her. Oh was thinking I you just gott to open the door and then just push the body out. she doesn't travel with a body gram. No, obviously not does that. Not yet us don't even do that. Not yet But you know, if she sits next to someone annoying, Yeah, I'll show you. Yeah. And the best instro do is the carotid artery I' research this at all. but I think the best way to do it is in the sea in the in the channel. Really? Why don't just wash up but you know along with all the other shit. No forens. No one's going through that anymore Yeah, found some stuff today. And an old shoe and J attached to an old leg. A computer. Oh and a body. I think we should I think we're both saying not weird. Absolutely not weird. Really rather good. I'd like to be her friend. Yes. Well, we're backing away from Sarah slightly nervously. but that brings us to the end of this edition of Wagging on with Graham and Maria. And remember, we are not experts and we never will be. So if you need genuine help with any of life's problems, you should seek it out from the proper channels And there's more on our Instagram at Wangang onn. Wang O Gramia is a platform media production and we will be back next week. goodoodbye. 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