Bedtime Stories and Final Thoughts

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I have one already. I don't have any because there are enough. Politics, business, sport, you name it. There's a podcast about it and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day. But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored by the man Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters. We'll try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you do yesterday? yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guest got up to yesterday, Nothing more. Day before yesterday, Max. Nope, the greatest and most interesting day of your life unless it was yesterday We don't want to know about it I'm Max Rushton and I'm David O'dahhery. Welcome to What Did You do yesterday Hello and welcome to What Did You Do Yesterday? My name is Max Russ, andongside me, David O'doi, welcome, David. Oh, I'm excited about this one now, Max. This guest is one of my oldest. So this week, we have someone that for ade I would say our careers were very intertwined and we hung out a lot, but she has got phenomenally successful. You have two, David. Thank you. and she doesn't bother coming to the Edinburgh Fridge or Britain or Ireland where little bottom feeders like me are still nozzling around Christian Chell. you will know her from I guess her breakout performance was in Flight of the Concords years ago, but since then, so many things. Last manan on Earth was amazing. Toy story. She does loads of voices. So we cover that in the episode. We do. Bojack Horseman Bob's Burgers obviously as well And she's in Los Angeles. This is Well both of us are in Los Angeles. so it's really it's a very LA show. David brings it down a bit because he's not LA like me and Kristen Like me and Kristin are like, we are just one hundred percent LA. We're juicing, we're doing chinus. And David is just I've being a pasty in the rain waiting for us. while a brass band plays with the backrt. I'm in a mustang, I'm in a soft top mustustang I've got a cowboy hound I'm doing a rodeo and there's David, just bringing it down. Now she's doing Edinburgh and London, David, do you have the dates in front of you? Oh yeah. I have the dates in front of me. You were the one. I was going to place her in the context of history and you were the one who was definitely going to know why she's actually doing our podcast. So you've got the details I have the details. She is doing the Pleasants courtyard in Edinburgh, twelfth to the sixteenth of August. W She's doing the London Roundhouse on the seventeenth of August.. I'm in London on the seventeenth, so I could open for her No, no, no, I think he's found someone. We found someone. You and Gary Litaker are gonna open her It's got be awful. Mars's bars are smaller than they used to be, aren't they guys So this stuff is gold. I know I've bakged up her TV stuff there on her film stuff, but One of the great comic minds, Uutterly unique shows, one of which I once played a part in and that comes up in the episode. Oh my goodness, this is a good one. This is a really good one. It's a good day. This is what Kristen Sal did yesterday Krist Shaw, welc to what did you do yesterday Thank you for having me, Max and DOD I thought you were just gonna be silent there. I thought you were just gonna do two thumbs up because we don't use the video for this. so any physical things you do will just be silence. That's tough because like I'm using so much animation with my face and my hands. It's really impressive that you guys aren't using video Smartless. like Smartless is like the last holdout And then I guess this podcast I've never heard of uper core.'s. We're the last silent movie actors. We're doing it into the fifties. Ginger Roggers Fred a starard dance it around and sing it away. and we're still just dangling off clock. We don't think sound is gonna take off. We don't think people are gonna to ever look at these things or listen to these things ever again. We want to stay analog That's our dream. I feel so free. Yeah. Next, I'm going explain the podcast and it'll be good for new listeners as well. of course, yeah. What's about to happen is we're going to ask you what time you woke up at and then we're going to go through every single thing you did yesterday. And at some point you'll be like, this isn't entertaining for anyone. That's when it's just getting good. Yeah. I think you are gonna get a lot of new listeners once they see my name Kristen, what time did you wake up yesterday, please thirty AM. And was that an alarm or was that your body just waking you up? R quest. I don't need an alarm Where does this waking up take place in the wilds of Colorado, in the mayhem of New York City or underneath the Hollywood sign Closer to the Hollywood sign in the City of Angels. Yeah. I am also in Los Angeles at the moment. and I can tell you, it's big. I've noticed that in the last five days. It's big place. If you didn't know that, Kristen, that's just a little bit of advice for you. L takes a long time to get from place to place. I've noticed. It looks like you're in a hotel I'm in a service department, yes I hope you're not trying to get from like Berbank to Culver City In an hour or something. God this is so LA. Even these namees I know. Well what I did yesterday was I had seventeen liters of Botox Max is drinking it and then he had six liters of Ozemic. He mixes two of them into a tank and then just downs the wholeo lot. He's gone very un. then I got a tattoo of a lizard on my chest. so I feel like I'm It's sort of starting to fit in now You're one of us. Christian, it's six thirty AM. What happens? Why are you waking up at six thirty? This is un natural. just the light of the Lord is just prodding you in the eyes No, no, it's dark in my room, but my daughter I had to get my daughter ready for whatever it is. Oh yeah. And usually at school and school you know, we kind of have to be in the car by around seven hundred forty five. So my husband and I are just making the lunch, the snack, the breakfast, getting her dressed, getting her going. But this week, school got out last week and this week I got her into this horse riding . Okay, Do she want to go on the horse riding camp? or do you just want her not in the house She suggested the horse riding camp. She's campaigned for it. herer friend told her about it. She talks about it all the time. and my dad grew up on a farm and had horses. so she like is excited to tell her grandpa about fact that she's riding horses. So I put her in her horse riding pants because She wears like shorts and skirts all the time And so I had to buy some latex pants last minute on Amazon. They're the wrong pants. That's not Oh they're not latex, but they are kind of they're like nylon leggings you want them to fit close around your leg so you can get on the se But what about Ch they Jod Pers? They'red. Amazon, They're fourteen dollars and they come in an hour and a half When you reread the website and realize that you do not have pants for your daughter to ride the horse So these are entry level job pers, would you say? This is sort of my first job ps. Okay. Yeah, we're not committing to her life as an equestrian expert just yet. Okay. It's not like a subscription service where every month you get slightly bigger job ps, but you cannot unsubscribe. Amazon is a subscription service at the end of the day and we're all kind of kissing its but spent a day once trying to get something pretty basic driving from store to store that they just didn't have Locally, I'm a good person. And then I had to just order it out of. Look to back you up, David, I've been in LA for a week now and I have seen no job p jops There's no one In fact, if we were to branch out, we could open one and we could make a pretty penny in this town. Do you know how to spell Job Purismax? Because I'd say Kristen does because she's had to go and look them up on the website Do you have any idea how to spell us U yes Okay, start me off there. I'll give you the first one. It's a J. J O D. Yeah H Oh God, he HPRS? No. JOD There's no H. There must be an H John's P. PH URS. JOD PH URS, I'm pretty sure. Iidn't know I was gonna to be put under such pressure today. Well you guys are in LA with your robot taxis just taking you places you don't want to go. I'm in Dublin virtually surrounded by Job Persha And so I know how this ballot but visit you. Chr, can I just checked you it is just literally the first thing you do jobas on your daughter. There's no coffee. There's no So I roll out of bed and they go downstairs and Rich is making coffee. and then my cute cute dog comes downstairs and he needs to go do a pee. Then I'm down there and we're making dog food, breakfast, ruby, breakfast, coffee. kind of G it all done and then I'll go upstairs and Rachel will make some more food and I'll go upstairs and then I'll wake up Ruby and be like, it's time It's horse time. OkayK, so what's for what's for your breakfast, please, Chris Yesterday Rich, it was almost too much. He had some leftover kale and bacon and it was like Three or four scrambled eggs Yeah. And like a pile of kale he'd sauteed with garlic and oil. and then like he chopped up all these cherry tomatoes to put it in the middle just to add some color I love. And some bacon on the side. It was massive. It was a massive, gorgeous breakfast that I almost lik. I wasn't ready to eat it. You know, I wasn't hungry yet, but it was war, but I was just like, o. This was all getting a bit LA. and then suddenly a big eggy bacon breakfast came in and I'm like, yes. now we've got the day go. Sorry, I'm sorry, canan we pause for a second? You just said this was all getting LA And I'm curious what that meant because it felt like, I don't know, a bit of an insult, like it was bad. You know, what do you mean by that Yeah, why are you insulting two people from LA? We're only at six thirty AM Because if you'd opened the day up, okay, your guru had made you do some sort of future yoga poses and then drink half a liter of green juice. You know, And I would have had to just sit here and be like, okay, what do we do next Yeah But instead you basically chopped up a pig murdered a hen house and now we're gonna take a little lady off to sit on a horse and I like Okay. So now you're on board. Okay, so you have some judgment? No We're into health and spirituality I think we do, yeah. I'm gonna say that ye. M, me tr. Okay,. So no one is submerged in turmeric before the day begins. It's totally fine. Okay. We wake up your daughter and now we're ready for horse camp. Yeah love this. Now on horse camp, all the teachers are horses. There are no human. This is the interesting thing. Yeah. My understanding of horse camp, David I mean, they're the ones who know how to be ridden. So yeah, they guide them, they tell the wood to get off And they definitely say it's lunchtime Is it true that the horse is Because I don't know LA well, but I am imagining a sort of mixture of this you know, modern phenomenon, but also kind of frontiers cowboy era. So the horse is just tied up outside your house. and all you can do is take the oat bag off and maybe your daughter jumps from an upstairs window, lands on the horse. Yeah, like in Princess Bride at the end there. E. And then she goes Yeah. And then we tell the horse, you know', have her back by dinner That's. And that's yes in horse. and then off course it is. The difficulty is that it's also no in horse. and so it's really quite hard. It's the inflection. It's the inflection Of the N Yeah, when it's higher, it's a yes and when it's lower, it's no it's easy. AI iss not gonna to replace horseses You know what I mean? You know the way you think AI iss going to replace everything. I think fundamentally it'll be difficult for it to repl. Now this is coming from someone who's never sat on a horse We've discussed this on the podcast before. that in the Irish sense, I was neither rich enough nor poor enough to own a horse or sit on one. But I can imagine what it's like. I've stood beside a cow. Basic middle class bitch. Yes. Is that right? Is that right? Oh, you didn't like that I swore Max? No, I don't mind. is Max's reaction like, H. Eit LOG I suppose for me as somebody who grew up on the streets and got out of Central Cambridge. I've heard this speech so many times. Go on. It's basically the project, but in sort of East Anglia. So I understand David's privilege and it's difficult for him my God basically the project if that project is solving the enigma code to win the Second World War with Stephen Hawking. That's what it is. Yes. How do we get to Horse camp So Rich, my husband drove her to horse camp All right. And I stayed home Okay, and then I gave my dog a walk, Charles Okay, so where are we taking Charles? How long's he walking for? And what flavor is Charles? What flav? He's a little dog. He's like a tiny little dog and he's got a lot of hair. In fact, he's gonna get a haircut today because it grows so fast. And he's black and white and he's got two basically it's like having two dogs because sometimes you have the hairy dog and sometimes you have the short haired dog. I need more information. What breed is he? I'm not telling you the breed, not on air. It's a mud. It's a mud. I rescued him from the jaws of a coyote, okay Lal on This is about my day Is he a sheepdg type dog? What's the best trick he can do? If you whistle, does he roll over or does he put one sheep in a pen He can roll over, he can shake. He can sit, he can come, he can stay Ruby has a liizard who's super cute and he will protect the lizard when I take the lizard outside for an alfresco lunch. He'll sit by the lizard and make sure no birds come get her. and when she starts to walk away, he'll just slowly follow behind her. He's a protective, loving friend. He's the best dog in the world What's the lizard coold Zebra Zebrra Charles and Zebrra's not Or Zebra Yeah I'm gonna say Zebt, but I'm also going to say Charless as well. So we just saving GZbt fied. How long are we walking Charles for Kristin This is where my weakness is parent comes in is I kind of let him lead. So I want to walk. you know, like I'm ready to walk, but then like the wisdom for dogs is that It's more about smell, like they need to smell everything. So I let him smell everything and then he like takes a poop and you never want to like end the walk A a poop Because then they'll hold the poop because they know that that means they have to go in. Oh interesting. Yeah. So then we're just like kind of smelling and like, I didn't like where we were going. I wanted to go on a hike go and he was just like kind of called it. And I think I think it's because his fur is getting I don't think I took him for a walk yesterday Oh, Christen. C on! I'm really emotionally engaged in this walk. goodness I did it today and I think I did it. but I had to get on the road because I had to go do a bunch of errands yesterday and I think Rich took airl. I don't know if I can believe anything anymore. No Yeah. Is there a horse camp We Is there a daughter? Is there anything? Was there kale? Yeah, How do we Ive anything. I know, rightady? For a walk, I think I took a shower and then like kind of got ready to go But the bl I just described happened this morning. No, we can't use that. That's inadmissible evidence, I before this call. And I was like, I gotta make it back in time because I was ready to like really go. And I was like, I can', I have this podcast.. And then Charles was like, well, I don't want to go anyways. And I think it's ' he needs to be groomed because he's hot Well let's get through these errands then. Did these errands happen yesterday? We have to get something for the tape. They did. They did happen yesterday and I'm disappointed because it's not what I would have picked for my My podcast day to talk to you about But it is I was even gonna cheat and talk about the day before because the day before I had this beautiful thing where my brother has a fleece he's had for thirty years from college and the collar was worn out and I got my friends to sew a new collar. whatever, that wasn that was Monday So Tuesday. The fleece episode it would have just been no. people would be like, I was really toward the end of my tether and then I heard her describe lovingly bringing this fleece back to life. I know. Maybe we can find some magic in these errands though. They're interesting, they're interesting. Okay, so L tomorrow I'm getting today a colonoscopy. so today I'm just drinking the There's no work this week. There's no work this week. Can I just check? you haven't already had the Laxates yet. No, it's coming. That would make the podcast difficult. I think I'm gonna drink them around ty I'm gonna take Ruby, pick her up, take her to the orrthodontist and then come home and go for it. Max, can I tell Kristin the joke Yeah, the Conoscopy joke. I think you may have said it on one of our other podcasts, but it's just it'll tie everything together and really restart this podcast. Restart it. What goh. is it b It's been a tissue of lies, Kristen. That's the problem. Sorry, it has it. just the wok. I think I made up the walk. But like you made it up so convincingly, you used your acting skill for bad. No I did take him for a walk. I really don't see why people get wrongly accused of murder, holy shit Do you not remember on day one of acting school where the old wizard actor came in and said, We will be teaching you some skills, but you must never use them for lies. Do you not remember? Howy would I blow the skills on this podcast instead of like job that mattered somewhere. This is a very popular podcast. w This is the top seven comedy podcasts in Britain.. Okay Okay, Well, I promise I promise I didn't mean to lie. Stay your poop joke and let's keep going. My dad mysteriously put this in the Odarity familyamily WhatsApp group. He's eighty eight. There's no way he made it up, so he's heard it off one of his friends, but it's still good. What movie star is best at Coolon Oskopies If to say who Oh Cameron Das. F Yes. Yes. Max gives me nothing for these jokes. Well that is the fifth time I've heard it, to be b DD because I will be using it tomorrow. is for the whole stack surgical clinic That's your dad's name, I'll say. J give him credit. I don't think he made it up. I tried to then see if there was any other directions. I could take it. and the best I could think of is what do you call me when I'm wearing like those, do you know the Raybands with the cameras in them? David Camer You know, like the British Prime mininister. Yeah Oh sure. Yeah, but that's it's oh, sure, Joe. It needs work. Yeah. it up, I wouldn't give it up, you know I won the errands Tell me about the errands. Okay, so yesterday I had the big event was I had to go see the gynecologist to get a pap spere Thats when they swab the inside of your cervix and they put it in a p. We haven't had a smear test yet. this is We've had a wack thing. Oh down there We've never gone in. We've never gone up. Actually, that's not true. We've had two sexual encounter T two bunks on this But I know that this is not a sexual encounter. Thank you. Yeah. No No. So that happened to be on the other side of town. as you know, Max is LA so big. So because this was coming up, I said, o, I'm gonna there's a place near there where I could get a facial. I'm like, I want to treat myself to a facial. and I wass like, heck I treat myself to a Manny petty too, so I had the day stacked. That's why I couldn't walk Charles because I had to get over there because I had to do the Manny petty was at ten, the facial at twelve and the guino at one hundred thirty. I mean, it was like bing fata boom, but they were all in the same neighborhood. Is the facial Manny petty to balance out Like is it going to be a painful sky know or is it just having a little look The Gyo thing wasn't painful. It was mainly because I had the day free to be on that side of account and I noticed that For facial, I haven't had my nails or toes done in like six, but I've given up on my body. Yeah. I was like, well, you look Gace, you look No, I know. I I don't need that shit, but I was like, well, maybe I could get the cuticles cut down. See I don't have any nail polish, but don't they look kind of nice? They're really tremendous. Did I just blow ty doll Oh yeah, I have great nails though. People often compliment me on They are good. That's just me. That's just genetics. I know that's normally what people say when they get surgical interventions, but I've had no surgical interventions on these swe on your nail beds. Yeah I've never had a manicure or a pedicure. I wantce did put my feet in that thing where the fish eat them. I was trying to impress a girl. I think that's illegal now, Max. I think they're not allowed. Yeah used we used tuna and so it was different. It was a different experience Could you talk us through the Manny Pedty, please? Yeah, so I booked a place that I've never been to before. It was called Mars Mars. It was near the facial, which was near my gyinos. So it was all like lined up. I go in and they have a room. you can have a private room to get this done and they built a hole in the floor so that Thereere's a stak There's a chair the sink for your feet to soak and then right behind it, a hole in the floor for the nail technician to go down into to work on your feet. Oh, they don't pop up from below. That would be fun This would be my question. Do you feel a bit like Henry theIIh They're like your butlers or something. Yeah, Henry VIh, You know what I mean? with people, you know, maybe that's what you want with someone tightening your bodice, you know? A hundred percent always trying to figure out what they're thinking when they're like, you know, going under my toes and cleaning them up and shaping them up and having to hold my foot. It's an intimate moment and it's also I wanted to write a screenplay about a nail technician who mainly at the end of the night when she's cleaning up all of the nails. come together and make like a nail monster That light up is And it's like there to do her bidding ' she's like been so like invisible and ignored, you know. And of course, you know, it wants to do evil.. Maybe I should write it. I don't know. I wasn't really sure where it was going. Does anyone want to write it? HenryII has just reminded me of a thing from our past. You had a show once Sare Someone had to sit in the audience and pretend to be your boyfriend and you in the middle of the show, again using your incredible acting skills for darkness, you would pretend that you were gonna to propose to the person in the audience. One night it was me as your boyfriend me using my acting skill. You'd be like, and there's a special guy in the audience because people would vaguely know I was. They'd be like, Oh, David had already. Christher Charildles about to propose. and you'd be like, will you marry me? And I had to be like Chr, I don't think we should do this now And then you produced a cake and I had to knock it on the ground and storm out of the venue. Yeah. The joke was you then did a sketch which was called The Many Wives of Henry VIh or something. It was called Anne Boleyn onn fire. And you were crying because I had just turned you down in marriage while you were doing it while walking a cake into the floor of the theater Yeah, I had to go on with the show. Yeah. even though I'd been rejected so hard. My main memory of that is I had to come on at the end dressed as Winston Churchill with a bald wig at a cigar and we danced to I've had the time of my life. Okaykay? And just fite that I remember someone once coming up to me afterwards and just being like, Just to say what you did in there was bad. There was a much better way you could have handled it. as then like despite coming on as Won Churchill at the end, they still thought it was That part was legitimate that you had proposed to me. People are idiots, not the listeners. No, no, we're just so good Question, Kristen. Yeah. If I was going for a pedicure, I'd be so self conscious by my feet that I'd wash them for twenty four hours before. Have you gone in with very clean feet or are they? Hking when you go to the Any petty. Also, thank you for remembering my old bit DOD. Yeah. Thank you for participating as the plant and the heel My feet are generally pretty fine, you know, they're not I'm not too worried. And again, they soak them in like a disinfecting water soap. you know, And I know I talked to someone who went through beauty school and they would have to do like You know, for free, people would come in and they would be practicing on them and they said they've seen some of the most grotesque feet. We're talking warts, fungus, nail fungus, like stuff like So they've seen it all. Did you say who, David? Are we speculating? No, I didn't say who. I said whoves. I was hking back to the hes that may or may not have been true earlier that your daughter rides in on the horse and then the horse planks its four hooves into the lower dungeon water. And then it totally remembers it's supposed to be a camp He left all those kids. Is it expensive? You don't have to tell us the price. Oh, this place is expensive. Mar I usually have gone before. There's like ten chairs in a row and you sit down and everybody's doing it. This was like its own room, which I didn't realize. But I wanted to pay more because it was near my stuff and also place last time I went, they made my nail bed bleed and I was like, you know what? let's treat oursel. So sorry. At the last place they made your were all of them bleed? Did you come out with your fingers and toes all It was my pinky and she just kind of like got in there and then it was just I just looked over and I had to tell her. I'm like, oh, that one's bleeding. With respect to this place When I think of Mars, nail care is not the first thing that comes to mind. You know I know. Does the theme extend? Are they dressed as sort of B movie monsters or anything? There's nothing related to the planet at all. It's so basic. Yeah. There's not even like a product, like maybe Mars nail polish or something. Actually, it'd be red and dusty. It'd be like a terrible place Hard to breathe. Yeah. I mean the atmosphere is very different. But if you saw the movie the Morrison He did have incredible nails throughoutive that might be that's what they're going for Do you have chat? Is it silent or are you chatting about life The way I was there was a lady on my hands and a lady on my feet.. She's in a little hole. And so took advantage of the fact that I'm not I don't live in that neighborhood. I've never been there before. I just let them do their job and I just basically stared at my navel. And at one point, I could feel a little drool coming down and both hands were like getting soaked and I was like, I had to be like That was so relaxed. So total silence. Did they talk to each other or not? No, no. And how long does it take It only took like mebe like thirty minutes, Max, I guess. short. We call it in economics division of Labor Like if one person were to make a match, it would take them hours. But if you have six people doing it, you know, someone chops the woods, some you know what I mean? That's what I'm imagining from. Jesus said it takes ten people to Manny pedy as Christer finger finger. That's it. The next step up is a little booth. you can specialize actually, if you go to real stet and just be the ring finger. You'd be like, I cannot touch. I couldn't do a thumb. And that's when you get to real elite Manny peddies. Kristen, this day is really harding up now. Yeah. The next thing you do is go for a facial Yes. so I went to get a facial and something very exciting happened. Yes. You got to get undressed Ecept for your underwear and you wear a little towel because they're slapping you up on the declatage a little bit That's not normally part of this, is it? Have you ever had one No, but the name implies face. The top part. I know, but I think because you're there, they'll get this part to their and then they go and you're on a bed I was on a bed in a windowless room and The lady was just She well right She was little. Yeah. Okay. And then at one point, so this is why I do it because I realize I don't know about you guys, but I am forever getting zits and pimples, no matter what. I eat sugar too much. You know, I'm still ovulating, the hormones are still like, make some pimples And so I realized when I get a facial, they squeeze out all the puts in all your pores. helps you not get Pimples as much. So that's why I was like, I need to remember this and maybe do this every few months because question Let's have an occasion where I don't have pimples. You know Qestion here as well. You have to say which one of us you want the question from first? We'll start with Max 'cause he asked first. But do you look round at the end of the face shial and there is a bowl full of puss Oh my God, I know. I am so desperate to see ' I love to pop my zids, which is probably why I keep getting them. I want to see what came out But they put these like black like coverings, like a half an eggshell. Gggles, like little doggles? Yes And then they're using like a really bright light so they can see. Oh yeah And they're like looking through a magnifying glass. L it's a real procedure. Wow. And then they're wiping it on a tissue, I think. DOD, It's a waste, yeah No mine was more of a comment than a question. And it's that I think maybe we rewrite the movie with rather than a beast coming together from bits of nails, but a pus monster comes out of the pus pool. You know what I mean? It's obviously the pus is all going on the floor and they have drains that just runs into a sump underneath the place and like a fatbg is right Yeah It's the room like in Star Wars where people get crushed It's in there. That will be the sequel I think for the nail monster, I really wanna hear the sound of like Oh put it moves. Yeah Okay, so she's going at it. Right She's going at it. Carry on. She's done like this half of my face, right? She's on my chin. She's like about to work over up this way. and then the nose really hurts, but she's only gotten this the chin. and then all of a sudden, the power goes out. She's like, what's going on And it's completely dark. Windowless room. I've got orbs out of my eyes I don't know if it's good on And so she's like, excuse me for a minute, you know, and she like makes her way to the door in the dark I just hear like, I don't know, I don't know. It's me too, me too. And then she comes in and she's like, arere you okay? She's checking on me. and I'm like, I'm fine. I'll just chill here. And then she goes back out. And then I hear something pretty scary, which is It's a city wide power outage, you know? And then I'm like, o In my mind, I'm on the table, you know, with a towel So Yeah ye. like then my mind starts racing to all these different scenarios. like the first thing is like, I lived through nine hundred eleven Yeah. So my first thought is like, oh, I guess it's another terrorist attack. And then this is what's fucked up about the times. I'm like, it's probably Donald Trump fucking with California because he like famously hates us so much. Is that sad was like My president's probably doing this Lally is like causing harm around our city. You lean at the window and you're like, tr Like that shaking yourace. There was no window. Yeah So then she comes back and she's like, I don't know what's going on, but Baby, you should go. Wh. She's not controlled by Liz. She could still deps your face. dark she couldn't do it without the light. Yeah. so she takes her iPhone camera flashlight and then she kind of bounces on the light on top so it shines down and she slaps some lotion on and then she turns and the iPhone falls on my face act like it didn't happen because there's enough going on. And then she leaves the light on in the room and she leaves so I can change And then I'm expecting Like I'm getting dressed and I'm like, oh, I'm scared to look at my phone. It's probably like four hundred messages of like It's just going down in Los Angeles. You get out and I pull it out and There's absolutely nothing on there like text rich, I'm like power's out and he's like not here. So The transformers on the block because there's a lot of construction like exploded, I guess and pulled the power just for that one building So I got a free facial half And I tipped, but I tipped full because it's not her fault. And then I was like, I gott to get out of here. becausecause I was also like, what if it's a citywide power outage? the main problem for me would be getting back home because all the lights would be out and like traffic would be like tough. Yeah. But it was fine Its fine, guys. I have a question, which is, do you then because you've had half a facial for the rest of the day, are you kind of favoring? do you favor that side of your e? Have you got a pus, one pus side to your face? So I had shingles once I had shhingingles once on my face. And so half my face, I look like Phantom of the Opera or the bad guy Batman or whatever And I was on holiday with my wife in Italy. and so in the photos, I'm really looking I'm like this like side on are the scabs. You can't see the scabs on one side. Was it like that or not? Oh no, no, it is just I look to say And you know, mean ' because I like to pick up my face. Maybe today I'll go in and do a little on the right Do you think it might have been because the World Cup is on and Messy scored a hatrick for Argentina and maybe one of his shots went to the side, smashed into the floodlights and the power in the whole city went down? Do you think that is the power of football Sure, DOD. yeah, that's probably what happened There's every chance, isn't there? Is the Gino going to be able to do the Gino rod? I was like w, but then when I realized it was just that block And the guy know was like a seven minute drive So But I was gonna eat lunch underneath there at this coffee shop that has really good rose black icice tea. And then I was gonna get like a muffin or something and they were close because there's no power. So I got in my car and I was driving and I called Rich. I was like, a, I'm so hungry. And I was doing this thing where I was like looking for Like I had some mentos. I couldn't find it. like every stoplight I was like digging around all the junk on likeike like where's these mentos? You know I was so hungry. And I was like, Rich, maybe we should get a draft beer and some fries at our favorite bar when I get back. He's like, mayaby put it keeps going on. I don't know. So that I kept going to the Gayino and I'm like, I'm gonna get the Gayino early now And I was like, maybe they can take me early. So I went in and they were like I think we could take you early, which wow amazing. It doesn't normally happen with experienced consultant medicine. It's not like the barber shop where you go in and you look at the three people working there. You put your name on the chalk. Yeah, there's go. Yeah ee reconstruction, Max, who's next? Yeah. It was only like twenty five minutes early, but I did yeah, they had a room open I was able to get in there and then I had to take off all my clothes again.. They give you this like paper towel dress. And also because I had a manyi petty, I usually have socks on But I didn't have my socks. And so this was the most naked I've ever felt in the guy know Not a scrap of clothing. Are you hoping that they notice your nails and you half your face? I did mention to the receptionist I had left my socks in the car. W was that okay? 'cause I was a little bit like Is it gross that my bare feet are up, you know, by her face? But again, like they've seen it all. like she's about to see worse, you know, than my bare feet probably. So just The danger of walking with no shoes and socks on A friend of mine Okay, the son of an Irish folk musician was dealing weed in the school and they called the Irish folk musician in to meet the princial of the school And my friend saw him getting out of his car to go in and meet the principal and he had no shoes and socks on And that's a situation where it's just like what the fucking point? Like of course your son is a weed dealer. You've got no shoes to sucks up. Am I getting that vibe from you I'm just going from standing up, getting undressed into the stirrups. Oh, okay, sorry. Sandals. got Krist, I have a question, which is I used to host a TV show with a girl called Helen Chamberlin, and she told me a story once that and it was a soccer show. and she was once in the stirrups and someone asked for an autograph. which feels like It feels like not the place. So I'm wondering if yesterday is everyone when you're in the stirrups, is everyone there going Oh, I love your stuff. like do the Toy Story voice. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's happened Not with this lady that I've known for a while now for over eight years, but it's happened and it's disconcerting at bed Yeah this podcast is so big that whenever I have any sort of rectal examination, they're like, I know what you did yesterday. You mean can tell from the various things that e rectal examinations Yeah, damn it We good, We happy with finish the appointment yet. I have know to the smear. I feel this is about the only time in this podcast ever where I'm looking for you to lead. I can't be like and what happened then? you know. I know. So then she comes in and she's like, how are you? We're going through stuff. And she's like, arere you getting a colonoscopy? And I was like, ding ding, ding, I'm getting one day, She's like good. And then she like laid back, she checks my boobs. And then she sticks the What do they called Oh no, it's like a metal thing like a vice A pogo and it winds up your vatida. P a penny whistle. doesn't matter. then she takes a long Q tip and she swabs it and she puts it in and she's. And it was really quick. I was kind of expecting her to take like some blood just to see like I have a question. Yeah. How is she dressed? It'd be good if she had like, you know, in Formula O when they go in the pits and they're in kind of like fireproof one piece leess with a baseball cap backwards, maybe something like that. She's Black scrubs, but they look really good They then like tailored a bit, notot tailored, but they look cool on her. Sort of like cat woman, Is it like cat womoman l. Michelle Peiffer. It's Michelle Peiffer who's doing your smeade test. Yeah. It's LA after all. There's a sort of a karate vibe with scrubs and your color of scrubs shows how good you are at doing it. You know, the classic greeny blue is sort of entry level And then you go right up to black and then Rainbow is the one after this. Yeah. She's the mr. Miyagi of Gyney of Gynecology. Okay. And then she's like, you're done. We'll see you later. So I get dressed. Super. Yeah, ye Are you allowed to bring the dress home? The dress is so bad It doesn't even close. It's like basically a paper towel with armholes. Okay, fine, leave it there. Reycle us. Yeah We get back in the Ferrari and hit the freeway with the ragtap couch I of excited too because I feel like I really scored. I mean, I got half a facial but it also just able to like do the appointment earlier, like all of a sudden I was getting back sooner to beat traffic and then I get home. And then I just sort of had some time and I wanted to do some writing now because I'm so creative. Yeah you're hungry. You're hungry. I' hungry. I'm really hungry. so then I eat some turkey. Hungry for the Nobel Prize literature Yeah, that's. I'm hungry for my art to win awards And to be received. Do you remember when you said you rang rich and you said like, let's drink some sweet brews, baby. Let's make like we're back in school again Is he ready there with six beers all lined up? Well, in a way, he was like, I don't think we should do that. It's too early. and I's like, okay, well, there's no beer at home. And he's like, whyy don't I pick some beers up for you? And he's so sweet. And I wass like, great. And he's like, and don't worry, we'll have some potatoes that'll taste a little bit like fries tonight. And I was like, No, okay. And then I said, Hey, you're actually gonna be right across from where I get my prep for my colonoscopy. Can you pick that up for me He said, you got it, babe. And so he had some beers ready when I got home. Well I didn't have one til dinner 'cause o. You know, you get sleepy So lunch is turkey. Lunch is just a plate of D turkey. I ate some deli turkey, I ate a banana and I ate This is chaos. This is the chaos lunch. It is chaos. This is the problem is that it's now it's too close to dinner 'cause we eat at like five. and now it's like almost three. So what am I do it , you're in a tricky spot here because you don't wantan to spoil dinner, but you need to eat something. So you're just sort of, you've got lots of things in front of your Tringles? No. Putting them in your mouth with gay abandon. Grab it. ome Greek yogurt. That's what I would have had with a bit of honey in it and some fresh berries on top. Something a transitional meal, no? That sounds really good. That's really good. Yeah. Instead you have Sloppy turkey wrapped around a banana. That's chaos. That know' chaos I was just trying to live, you know, I was just trying to survive. So do you start writing the script about the Manny Petty mononster? Well, o, so that's not what I'm working on now. I abandoned it, but maybe I'll pick it up again. I'm working on a different idea, but I'm doing a lot of prep. I'm watching this video that Michael Art made, the writer from Pixar who wrote Little Miss Sunshine. Oh yeahah. So he's got a great online video if you ever want to look it up and it's what's a cold. Oh you know what? canan guys put it in the chat? How do you spell his name Michael Arant A R N D T. Michael Art. Pandemonium Inc. com. slash endings, hyphen video. The good, the bad, and the insanely great is what it's called. This is how possessive I am. I'm feeling a little bit bad about sharing it 'cause it's so good uses Star Wars, the graduate and his movie Little Miss Sunshine, and he explains that what makes insanely good endings and really great films and stories is when you put three different stakes throughout. Soll you have your external steake, your internal stake, and maybe a philosophical stake, I think. And then all three of them are, you know, working together. And then in the last two minutes of Star Wars, for example, when Luke is about to destroy the Death star, the philosophical stake is OB one saying you can do it and him taking the computer away and just using the force. The external stake is Han Solo deciding he was going to join everyone and help them out. And then the internal stake, I guess was him belie, I don't know. watch it, watch it. And it all three come together in under two minutes. and it's really satisfying. So in this episode of this podcast We've got you So the external steak, no, the philosophical steak is your daughter surviving horse camp. Okay. The external steak is, we hope your ass cam is going well, like is going to go well in the future. And the fillet steak is your turkey banana. Yes. And it's so satisfying When you pin to all three stakes. So you've watched that. Does that inspire you to fire up your final draft and get scripted? It's so overwhelming. I take a nap Then I wake up and I try again. It's like too much. And then I'm like, okay, I got this. And then I start looking at clothes online. What is Lillian Westwood making now? And then I'm like, get back to it. And then I' like, I' back and And then I'm like, you know what? Ruby's gonna to be home any minute. Riches to get Ruby. I don't know if I can start this now. I don't know if I can really get into it. So then I I'm trying to read this book, Lena Dunham's Fain sick, right? Oh yeah. I' reading before I call. So then' like, Ill just read this. Okay. That's interesting, isn't it? that you know, you want tona be inspired by something, but something can be so inspirational, you just have to go straight to sleep is that's an issue in the creative process. How long do you nap Because if I have a nap, I really I go to bed, you know, it's lights off, clothes off in bed. Is this nap just lying on the sofa or is it a proper going to bed nap I was on the sofa and the whole thing too was very strange because I didn't expect that I'd be home early and that I'd have right now we everything's shifting and I have a real problem too with like allowing myself to just fucking relax. you know? And so I was like, well, you did relax. You had your Manny petty and your facial like fuck you, like get to work. And then I'm like on the couch being like. And so I was like, I just put my head on the side of the couch. I was like I'm not really napping. But the next thing I know I'm like, Do you think, Max, because so many of our listeners, Kristen tell us that they fall asleep to this podcast. I think it's because you're so inspired. I think I think you're right. They're like I could never do what these people do. This is incomprehensible how talented these people are. The highest art is happening right now. So therefore I must sleep Like this is great because theres twice today you've been so relaxed, you've fallen asleep during the day. It's a wonderful place to get to. Like people search for this kind of Nvana. Are you woken by a horse whip across the butock because your daughter is back She's back She's really pumped. She's been loving horse camp, which is so, so sweet. So she's like in a great mood and she's tired. you can see like the dark circles under ey. She's been like in the sun with these horses like driving her. Yeah. And so then we just like hang out and then we have she watches a little sponge bob. Yeah We have some dinner. What do we have? I have that beer, I have that beer So good. And then I'm also like eating like kind of a lot 'cause I can't really eat today. So I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna have some cookies and yeah, why don't you make me an ice cream cone rich? Thanks. Is no one's finishing this wine bottle? It's gonna go bad. right you know helelicopter, my beloved, had this recently And as a gift, I bought her eighteen rolls of toilet paper. Then I took a photo of it and I put it in the wrong WhatsApp group. I put in the WhatsApp group of a TV show that I've been working on with some other people. Like someone had just pitched an idea and I responded with eighteen rolls of toilet pap. Yeah, that's bad. Like it's so shy. It's so shitty, This is what we're gonna have to do to clean up this bad idea So Kristen, could we just itemize everything that you consume? possible deffinitely. So I had a beer and then I had a chicken on rice with the garlic sauce and a red chili oil Cucumbers, hummus, pita. interterruption. Do you make this or is it a dinner in a box? No sir it's dinner in a box. dinner in a box Okay. just No So here's the thing, Chrismin. David doesn't mind takeaway, like delivery if it's all made, but if the food comes in a box and that's what it was. Okay. He ordered it from a restaurant Yeah So I think David's okay with that. He doesn't like it if you get food in a box and you make the j. Oh ye. You' the stupid food in a box phenomenon where like it arrives with a chef hat with a little ratatoui to go into it and tells you how to cook it. idiots. And I get this because I'm time poor. I have two young children and it's quite useful if it's all in a box and he is not letting me get away with it And we are missing out on Hello Fresh sponsorship at a huge level. I' say I guess Bue Apri' not sponsoring you. okay. ye, D't down that hill, David. It makes a lot of sense. Thank thing. One of the most wonderful things about Los Angeles and I will spread its good word because it gets shat on so hard by everyone in the country, but it's a beautiful city. It's got so much to offer, so many things to do here. And one of the reasons I don't think I could ever move is that There's so many good restaurants. Yeah. And so like this chicken is It's so good. And it comes right to our door So I'm eating that all up. And then I had some ginger cookies. Yeah. Th then I had a Watermelon flavored ice cream in a cone. Wow. And it was so good And then I was done. Yeah. f It's a great dinner. And what are we about six o'clock now? becausecause you have an early dinner? or was it se?ike six, thirty, six thirty. So we had to kind of at a later dinner because we were hanging out. and then Ruby and I watch we've been watching Bob's Burgers at night and Rich and it's been so fun. So we watch two episodes of Bob's Burgers. Is that odd? So my father used to be on TV in Ireland a lot because he's a piano player And so we would watch his work. And a lot of the time he'd just be like, oh God, like, o, I made a boils out of that. You know, even though to everyone else's ears, you're like, this is Virtuoso playing here. This is incredible. When you were watching old Es of Bob's Burgers, do you think, oh my Godd, I absolutely ruined that Never I just get more and more impressed with my performance. like dang, that was really good. I also removed from it more than your dad. like your dad's piano playing is all him.. It's all Jimmy. but this is animation. So that's why when people come up to me when my legs are in stirrups, and if it's about like the cartoon work I've done It's so easy to feel so much joy because it's obviously like an ensemble piece. Yes. S. How old your daughter, Kristen? She's eight. How old are your kids fourour and one. Oh my Godd, you are in the shit. I'm here for the World Cup for six weeks. so misses Rushdon is in the shit. Are you playing? Like what's going on? I'm holding midfield for England. And I also get this podcast. mix. And one of them's got handfot in mouth. It's an absolute fucking disaster at home, honestly. And it's I just checked the clock because I live in Melbourne now le and I've not heard anything for six hours and that is great. they might all be asleep or they're all dead. I don't know, but if it's quiet, it's good. Now my question is is she so she's eight. so she's totally aware that you occasionally like my kids have seen me on TV like doing soccer shows and like occasionally they'll point and go dada but they don't really know. but you're eight They know that you're doing this. Is she like, this is unbelievable? My mom is Bers Burgers I think so. like my My attitude about it is that I'm so grateful for my job, It's what I wanted. I worked really hard to get it. But when people come up to me on the street and the worst part is if she's there. I sort of to downplay it and I keep downplaying it so that I think she downplays it a little bit too. But if someone comes up and she's like, Do I know you? she'll just be like, you do. She She's got your IMDB. She's like, here's her MDB. There it is. Exactly when I'm like, o, I want her to not do that, but also Okay. So when we had a babysitter And my dad would be on the TV and we had managed to hoodwink the babysitter into tell letting us stay up late to see whatever show my dad was playing the piano on, we would then get the fear And hide behind the couch while he was on the TV in case he could see through the TV. And that's of the people who have to be watching. Okay, so what time are we up to now? Post ice cream, post Bob's burgers. Yeah, so now it's bedtime. So it's bedtime's been pretty easy because she' ired and that saying that it hasn't always been. but she was good enough to Listen to her Yodo There's a British guy who does the Yodo stories at night and his name is Jake and that's all I know, but she's like, But I told her we were gonna come to Edinburgh in London this summer for the show. She's like, maybe I'll meet Jake. James A Caster does the Roal Dahl stories. Do you think it might be him then? Is it Jake or James She said Jake, but it's these little and maybe you know this, they're just like every night. Yeah we've got to go. Yeah, he'll do a theme for fifteen minutes for bedtime or less than that, even like eight or nine. And it's just like, I know Friday is jokes ' she's really excited. And then like Sunday is drawings. you can draw with him. and then there's something every night Always And cool. Pretty cool. And that sometimes that's enough for her to like listen to it and then fall asleep Do you think my dad could get that gig and do the Cameron Das joke? one hundred percent. Yeah. is what parents of four year olds are looking for. It' not the ass joke It's just. I mean early. I'll under. So she's asleep and now the evening is ahead of you. Brilliant. It's LA. G into the Viper room. with Jon Adeppp Okay, so this is really sad. So then I'm like, I go into my bed and I just sort of lay there just in case she get because sometimes she's like, my you know, so I'm like, I don't want to be downstairs and I have to go back up. So I just lay there and then I like pull out Buck. And I get really excited about just reading in bed. Lean it onem the listeners. And then Rich, my sweet husband's like You do it okay? Like Do you want to W TV with me. He's coming out of this episode incredibly well, Rich. Yeah, he's the hero of this episode. I'm so sorry to say that, but So he is obvious to everyone and us. And so then And then I feel bad because it's like right now it's only about nine o'clock I don't think I might just turn in. Like every night I've been like turning in around nine o'clock and avoiding watching TV and just turning to the book And I did that until like ten thirty and then I fell asleep Nice. I like how society has gone so far that you have to apologize for reading a book and so I'm just I'm sorry. I didn't watch TV. I apologize for reading a book. No because I do want to start reading more and I will, but I also am feeling very like As someone who wants to support TV. Yeah, because it helped pay for her house. I feel like I'm doing a bad job right now. Yeah, but you know, TV's not at the point that sort of jazz music is at now where it's like we should go to that gig and support the scene. It's not like we really should watch third rock from the su Yeah, ye. Those guys look awful sad on that screaming service Thank you. I'll take away the guilt. I also I just want to get more balanced. That would be more fun, but I'm gonna go see a movie on Friday night. I'm gonna go see backrooms. And I'm scared. I don't like scary movies, but this is not relevant. None of this is the future and the past do not exist. I've watched Charles again. Sorry. We know what that means. That means absolute bullshit. Charles doesn't exist. She's not in LA. It comes out afterwards. She lives in Papa, New Guinea. What the hell was she talking about? Oh, what a life Hey, do we like Lena Dunham's book? Is it good? Yeah, it is good. I mean, she's an excellent writer, obviously. She's got a really clear, good voice. But it is like the first part is so exciting because it's about her kind of getting discovered as a young person before all the troubles come. And then the troubles come and her body is she's got chronic illness. And so It's pretty tragic actually. I'm waiting for the y ending I go ahead Lita pull thirty one I'm like, get better. L I guess she's never going get better. I think she's gonna to find a peace. I mean, she seems to be at peace when she was doing the book tour a little bit The Yoto version of that book is much happier.. When Jake does the fifteen minute suuper of it, it's more of a ragster riches kind of a tale. My friends have been listening to her read the book, her audiob book and they say it's really good because she's so expressive. This is like an audiob book of your autobiography If it reallyally dealt with yesterday. S smear tests and plus. That's what it is. I feel like I should come back when I get the Pap smear result, right? Because people are gonna be like, what is she cool? Is it good? Are we clear? You know You are so welcome back on this anyim. The power cut as well. whooa. I went sort of sccooby dooo with that and I thought maybe they were gonna steal your jewels. You know what I mean? I didn't wear it. I'm one step ahead. Most people do wear jewels to this m test, but you decided Noope. Do you have any methods of getting to sleep or are you just head on pillar? question? Oh yeah, I'm out. Oh. Occasionally if I've had too much caffeine later in the day and I'm I kind of a bad habit of just drinking caffeine products all day long Then I will take a sleepy gummy. Do you fall asleep with the book kind of on your chest? you know, that kind of a way? with your reading glasses just perched at the end of your nose? Pass on one page, but not on the other page I can just feel it. So then I go and I turn out So I just have one light on so that I will I'll only have to do one more light and then I get on my side so I'm closer to the light and then I'm like Okay, okay, call it, call it, you know. And then presumably Rich comes and he places some feathers. Oh yeah. he plays the harp just so he you can go to sleep blinging blinging bling thatling midnight really was like She had a nightmare And then I was like, okay, okay, what's up? You know then she was trying to find me and she was running the wrong way. And she told me the dream, it was pretty crazy. It was about a killer Junebg. Oh We'll talk about it later. It kind of bored me this morning when she was going on and out about it. pooor Ruby, when you and her listen to this together in twenty years time You'll be like, really? that was a great dream tale that I told you. and now I find out I mean it what You didn't like it at all. What else is alive? I liked it. I liked it, but I needed her to get back into our horse pants this morning that I'd washed. you know, and then I was a little bit like just letting the anxiety go. It's like, who cares if she's late to horse camp? This is a moment. Listen to her moment, You just had to be their minder. And it's just like, it's never comfortable This's terrible. Being a parent. Oh yeah. What a beautiful anict to. Oh, it's hard. I love her so much. I love her so much. Ruby, I know you're twenty years old as you think that I'm a fraud. defefinitely maybe got too far in my career than I should have. but God, I'm an imposter, but listen, you cial love you. Wow, this isn't an ending we've never had before, back where the guest speaks to the child child in the future. Wow. It's hard not to because you're talking about such specific time. Yeah. This is a podcast about time. It's a history podcast. Yeah. veryery recent history podcast. Kristen Sault, thank you very much for telling us what you did yesterday Thankks for listening and caring so much. So Christian S Charles yesterday there. I mean, it was a good day, David. I'm pleased we had a smear test, which's not something I thought I'd say when we began this. But like all human life is what we want to get here. And I like the moment where you were like, I was thinking, I was looking at you thinking, I want to know, but I don't want to ask. Yes. We were the same on that score, I think. Yeah. It was a touch of the rememember Angela with the pube waxing? We similarly, we were just too Foppish gentlemen standing with her arms folded to the side waiting. We like to skirt around that part. off the anatomy I also liked and I feel this is the strength of this podcast format Max that you've come up with. Once again, thank you very much. That's okay. She tried to pull the dog black and white wool fur over our eyes. Yeah. We can't escape the fact that she's a dirty liar Yes, but we such like with the precision of our questioning, she fell to pieces. Yeah like it was She crumbled. An awful interrogation. And she was just like, you got me. I gott to tell you everything. It was this podcast version of You can't Handle the trruth. Yeah. You know, She did order a code red And she just couldn't there was nothing she could do to be honest with us, that she hadn't actually walked the dog. She was trying to convey herself as an animal lover Yeah because she was very much saying the dog took the lead. I wanted I wanted to do something else, but I let the dog be free. Yeah. The reality was there was no dog I think there is a dog. Hang on. 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