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There's a podcast about it, and they all ask the big questions and cover the hot topics of the day. But nobody is covering the most important topic of all. Why is that? Are they scared? Too afraid of being censored by the man Possibly, but not us. We're here to ask the only question that matters. We'll try and say it at the same time, Max. What did you doesterday yesterday? What did you do yesterday? That's it. All we're interested in is what the guest got up to yesterday? Nothing more. Day before yesterday, Max? Noope, the greatest and most interesting day of your life unless it was yesterday We don't want to know about it I'm Max Rushton and I'm David O'daheri. Welcome to What did You Do yesterday Hello, you're listening to Midwkayhem from the people that bring you what did you do yesterday? My name's Max Rushon, alongside me, David O'otty. welcome, David Bing bing, bing I've decided to do the whole episode today only using sound effects That last bit you did was definitely words Look what the listeners need to know is I've never seen someone down third of a Tony's Chucko Lonely bar is close to the start of a podcast and then seemingly just have a normal voice when we begin it. It's a Cadbury's breakaway. so there is some wafer in there. That's a little broadcasting trick that I learned at the Bruno Brooks Radio School. If you really need some chocolate, have a little wafer. haveave a kit cat. Chip Cob writes Oh God, I was on the train during the auto C machine story. I still have lower face cramp. So yes, that was a wonderful moment last week. Finally, David cracked The auto text of our show had translated autoQ to AutoC And Lenny Henry went on stage and was just splattered by this dreadful machine as he tried to deliver his material absolutely hosed down by the autoc machine. See, it is funny. It only took an extra week. but now old chocolatey face there is lolling away. It's the fact that it's auto, isn't it? It's not a manual one Obviously a manual one is takes longer. This one is absolutely the Gavascone ad they're manual. The guys with just the classic hoses. Do you think that's a manual? I would say that's pretty that was in my mind sort of what machine would look like Poor Lenny, pooor Lenny. Lots of people like the Amy andette episode. So thanks, Amy. Dan's been in touch as a purist, I agree. David crossed a line here, not because there was too much of his yesterday no. He tasked us with finding another name consisting of three nouns. At the beginning of the episode, I lost my concentration And then he says, Willie Carson Yeah, that's good. That's really good actually. Yeah. It's also sent me down a Would I lie to you not the TV show, but the song because she did identify it as the greatest song ever written and specifically the bit where the guy goes It' not going go away Well, Dobby wrote Max doing the Charles or his ddy impression of that not kind of game play was peak podcasting for me. I had to screw up my face on the tube. Ladi Dar, look at me in Richard Curtis's London. so as not to be one of those people who laughs out loud in public. It's my favorite bit of that legendary song too. I briefly, for under a single day owned it as a tape cassette single before Misha at school stole it and brazenly pretended it was hers. so my emotions when hearing it are both euphoric at the perfectly timed oh yeah deep sadness at man's humanity to man or woman. Wow. Thank you Dobby. There is a slight age difference between us. We'll never admit which one of us is older. No, but you had a fiftieth birthday party last year you have voted for years I'm coming up on the rails. Did you have a casingle wereere you of the casingle era Well my first single was the Anfield Rp on seeven inch. Oh, interesting. But my first album was bad by Michael Jackson. But at the time you know, he hadn't been canceled. I think it's noing. Absolutely. Did you try and learn off any of the dancers Oh, I can do all of them Both Liverpools, both Bruce Groblars and Michael Jackson. Do the players do raps in the Anfield rap or is it just generally raps about? I'm not familiar with it. No, no, the players do raps. John Barnes begins by saying Liverpool FC are hot as hell, United Tottenham Arsenal. And then he says, I come from Jamaica. My name is John Barnes. and when I get the ball, the crowd go bananas. That is good stuff though is Joe says John Claude Van Dam has a past tense verb and two nouns in his name And Donald says Bring your attention the three nowoun name longong John Silver. Regarding John, I have no preference between a toilet or a customer of a prostitute, your friend in showiz. I didn't know that was what a John was that. Oh, because I was thinking it was Gean lies in jeans. It's not long jeep silver, is it Oh, John Claude. Be I think he is JAN. What's the cllaud? sorry. The AI system I think he's clawed is the past tense verb So Gean Claude Van Dam Well, what I'm going to say is If John is, say a single leg of jeans, okay Flared is the AI system It's one of the potential AIs that's going to take over the world. A van is a van and a dam is a dam. John Claude Van Daham, you could argue is actually four nouns. Wow. Okaykay. Yeah. which is better than Graham's Tony Hart, Morph's friend. A three noun person, but a three anatomical noun person as well. Oh yeah, Tony Hart. That is Neil writes, yourour use of the swap shop postcode W twelve AQT as a default. chimed with me, David. I use B one two JP, which was Tizwas. He says, I'm not sure if thats gets us anywhere Do you know where it's got us, David Well Would you like to listen to my life in postcodes Yes Okay. hit the music What These are all the postcodes I lived in. Are you interested? Yeah, I'm so interested CB one two be Y One zero nine, six one OX one, three PG, OX two, six QB OX four four AE CB one two B Y. N two two A T N four four HB. WC one X OET EC one Y AQP three hundred seven o. That's my whole life That's really good. but we do know where The listener is now That'd be the only thing, though, don't we Well that's my life in postcodes. Oh I thought you were doing the thing where you were reading a letter really well. Well He said I wasn't sure where it got us. and so this afternoon I thought, well, I'll tell you where it's got us. It's got to the brand new game of me reading out my life in postcodes. That was beautiful. Thank you so much for that. Yeah. Sarah writes Hi David, my boyriend and I big fans of whatard did you yesterday particularly the midwk Mayhems. At your request, we are contacting you directly with a Max story. This is after I cellotaped Kate Allen to a chair I lived in Australia during COVID and worked for a while in a rat test clinic at Channel nine during Max's time there. The nonsensical system meant that despite being able to come into the office and hang around for ages before coming up for your test, once you'd had it, you'd had to wait fifteen minutes outside the room to see if you were positive or negative. Max once came up mid making some toast downstairs and was understandably baffled when I said he couldn't go back down to retrieve it until his test result was ready. I can't remember if I was nice and allowed him to get his toast or not Apologies to Max, if I did in fact deny him his breakfast, not very showbiz. Happily he was negative and hopefully his toast was good. Everything is showobiz in it for life, center of the unise, lots of love and thanks for love. Sarah and Matt. Thank you, Sarah. So I went to Australia in twenty twenty two when things were still Tight as regards to get into places you yet to have a certificate to say that you'd been vaccinated And my main memory of that was I wasn't aware that this was going to be required, but I remembered that a year before I had an EU vaccine pass on my phone So The lady said, you can't comeit to the restaurant if you don't it And I said, H on, I do have one. It's the EU one. And I had to go back in front of her, you know, the requisite eighteen months or whatever it was. Everyone was staring. I was like, here it is, here it is, here it is, bang. And I held it up. And she said, what's this? And I said, that's the EU vaccine certificate And she said, What? I said I'm from Europe you know, which is something that you don't get to say very often, but as if to be like I am the Cham Eise, I am the Eiffel Tower. Yeah. She looks sort of baffled I said, you get this when you've had two vaccines. and I turned it around and I'd gone back to my vaccine pass and on to the next photo, which was a picture of a mannequin wearing a yellow bt. So my friend's yellow bt had blown away and she'd said she couldn't find one and then I'd seen one. so I took a photo of it And I've just been semi aggressively holding it in a woman's face in a cafe in Ed or in Melbourne being like, I'm from Europe. We have a way of doing things in Europe In France, when you got vaccinated, you got a yellow barrow. That's what happened M we Now David, you've been on this show where you're covered in lube. David you covered in lube in your escape rooms? Yes. Craig says my o my days, episode three was more stressful watching experience than uncut gems. I've never shouted so much on my television. David you owe me a course of beta blockers and he says, I'm sure you've had thousands of these, but I couldn't stop laughing at David alongside Nish and Amy An Nette I'm sure it's just a perspective, but his head looks twice as big as either of them. Andy he sent me a screenshot with you in a yellow hat, which I presume is an enormous yellow hat. it's very tight on your head. And then Nish and Amyia next to you and I mean, it's twice the size. Look, we were sat around a sort of horseshoe one show type couch And I was put on the end. So the perspective will be distorted by where I was sitting It's just a normal head. Nick and Dublin says, Dar Max and David, we know Max has held and then lost many jobs. The BBC London Broakford Show, the Gavaskon gig, hosting the Champions League on Stan Sport, the project, David not so many. Before taking up the tiny keyboard, the only job Doddles has previously mentioned was his summer driving the giant vacuum cleaner to suck up split meat products in a German hot dog factory. I really want to know how David felt watching the robot cleaner in Heathrow Airp or edge towards his lit prep meatball. Is he worried that his backup career has disappeared to automation I want to know what's worse, losing a job to Paul Ross or to an oversized Rumber. Nick D. That is fair enough, to be honest. I worked many jobs. I was a Postman for a while, like a relief Christmas postman because they'd bring in basically a load of students for the busy Christmas period. because there was seven times more posts used to come in at Christmas. I'm imagining this doesn't happen anymore. I'm imagining not so many people write forty Christmas cards and put them all in the post box at the same time Were you good at it Did you get bitten by a dog So I was mostly in the sorting office. I delivered some parcels. Oh you have talked about the sorting office. At some point you talked about being in a sorting office. And then I told my story about being sent to Storaway as a letter for BB. Yes. Yes. One part of it was delivering parcels and that I mean, as with everything, it loses its magic after a while. But for the first week, you ring a doorbell. I'm in an Irish postal service tie and a hat And you hear an excited child thundering down a flight of steps and you hand them a present. I mean, come on. When you were assigned your hat, did they have to climb to the top of the h The giant barrister wig helm. Oh no. The British Army match. Kaiten Kenwright, HiMax, David and Masbar. On a recent weekend break to the gorgeous Innish Boffin. We spent a great evening in the pub just having the crack. My husband told Angela Ash's theme tale of building his own snooker table with his brother as kids. They used an old door and old tyres were cut up to create the bouning pockets. The snooker balls were pained golf balls, and of course it was a broom handle for a cue. and so they acquired one cue to share between them. You can imagine our delight when a day or two later DOD told such a similar tale on Episode sixty nine. The two sets of brothers had built their tables a mere forty kilometers away, inspired by the same epic match between Steve Davis and Dennis Taylor. We've taken the liberty to pitch the full combination of ideas, and Deborah Meeden is very much here. Loo forward to working together in it for Live Kate and Ken Tua Sleiman wants to drill down into the numbers. Angelas Ashes, if you don't know it, is a book about the one time ever Ireland won cricket's most prestigious tournament I'm just trying to think, is that a book I've actually read I don't think that's what happens It's about an incredibly grim upbringing in Limerick, but then one of Ireland's most favorite YouTube clips is the man who wrote it and became incredibly well known and successful from it Being absolutely yelled out of it by another man on a popular chat show. As this is all bullshit. This is rubbish. Arrelland loves to sort of misery biography or autobiography and that was the first one Tatana and Syney says, Dear Maximus and Doddles, we love your show in Sydney, David. Thank you for the laughs. Oh wow. You are like Alo Vera on Sunburn, a soothing balm in troubled times. although once I was on Ky Cka in Belese And a sort of local man called Mandingo Iink was my sunbone with Aloe Vera, but he hadn't taken all the prickles off and it actually really fucking hurt further prove this podcast is the center of the known universe, I was buttering toast with Flora Proactive yesterday at the exact moment Max raised it I've heard so many others mention this phenomenon, but now I know it's true. Wow. There we are. Mandingo. That's what I've taken from that. seemingly He's your butler that just travels the world with you.o your big. wonder how he's getting on. Yeah. he was quite the character. What's the most curious sunburn you've ever had? Mine was I want care to put on a lot of waterproof factor fifty because I'm Irish great And then when snorkeling at the Great Barrier Reef And it turns out when I snorkel My ars. And the sort of maybe five inches of the small of my back stick out of the water. And obviously I hadn't put sunblock on that. Who has ever sunblocked whatever that region is called? And it only became apparent later that evening that part of your body is incredibly vital to stuff like sitting down and wearing clothes. And yeah, it was an absolute disaster. I had to go shirtless for a few days Oh, nice, good stuff. I was about to say immagine if you looked like Ben Elton, but that might be a spoiler for a future episode. I don't want to get in trouble for that sort of thing Hey, do you want to play? You want to split up the quizzes? They're too close together. The theme musics are great, but let's break them up Okay, so they're just nal countries now and cheese bought at the end. or which way around do you want to do it? Let's go cheese now Five This is J This is from Nicola Bys, boys, boys. over the last few weeks, I have found myself shouting into the void as I listened to your cheese quiz on midweek mayayhem. Why has no one named the lowest of all the cheeses before? You can only assume you attract a very middle class audience. Was I the only person to think but that's a posh cheese when Borsin was suggested last week. It's French and you eat it with bread and wine for fuck' sake. The cheese I is strictly for spreading between slices of cheap white bread only, or maybe on top of a supermarket own brand cracker if you're feeling flushed The other is I'm sure, a stable of school lunchbox is the world over. May I humbly submit the following. Bree Bing Laughing cow. A Kafilly. Binging bing Cash or blue. Binging bing. Cheese strings Bing. Right. now we're getting somewhere. It's a one cheese ward. When we did the live gig in Melbourne and I had what's the cheese in my pocket The first guess yelled from the Melbourne crowd was cheese strings because I had said it was a low cheese Yeah. And then we've waited what three months for someone. So thank you so much. Was that Nicola? Thank you Nicola. So we've done the low cheese. Unfortunately now we have a high cheese. No clues, but it's a one cheese board. We're so close to the end of Kurdle II And that this has only been four and a half months re pretty quick run cheese quiz, isn't it? Hang on, is this this is the Christmas cheese booard, isn't it? It not a separate cheeseboard. This is the second annual Christmas board. Yes, good. It's me M and Oy's combined cheese booards. And the reason the cheese strings were there is because if people remember from our Christmas, there were a lot of kids there They don't care about to carefilly or bri. They want cheese strings. Okay, well, coming up later in the episode, it's their just normal countries redux. Stay tuned for that And now Max, I have a question for you. Yeah, yeah yeah. It's a simple question And it may lead to other questions, but it's what time did you wake up at yesterday five fifteen AM everybody. Welcome to the day. Willy Rushton is awake. He's not excited about the day as it transpires, he's not one hundred percent got a bit of a cough. So he spends the hour pointing at things and moaning He's not really saying a lot. He's just going is he being a bit traumatic? Do you say that to him? Will? come on. If you are at a scene where there's lots of and he's pointing and going, it's very hard to discern which thing he wants. Normally it's like the sharpest knife. Yeah. Normally it's the angle grinder or the crossbow. and you're like, you can't really hand that. Anyway, we're in his bedroom because he's got a cough Jamie got the dehumidifier to work the eucalyptus, it sprays it got go this eucalyptus Yeah. And so the room smells like eucalyptus, which is, you know, it's a bit of football dressing room, but it's not quite deep heat. But he realizes the dehumidifier. you can open the top of it and there's water in it. So now he's putting blocks in there, but it's keeping him busy. so I'm like I'm holding it so it doesn't totally spill The floor is quite wet and then I don't have a towel, I have a blanket, which just sort of pushes the water around the floor, but it's doing the job of a towel in my mind. Maybe you could play some high performance Instagram reels. You know what I mean? Up until eighty years ago, no one had ever had a hot shower How does that make you feel? W? We're so lucky to be living in this time in this beautiful world. If he picks up a block and he doesn't put it in the dehumidifier, I say, it's good to fail. That's the only way we learn is failure. Will he be notorious He's trying to be notorious. He is. He wants some porridge I' makeaking porridge. Ian's up at five fifty. notot too bad. Jamie emerges. I go back to bed until twenty past six. So I get a little sort of twenty five minutes Ian comes in, Willie comes in, the lights go on So that's the end of my now. I was hoping for longer, if I'm honest, but youve got to tell what you can get in this world. We're doing some puzzles. We're doing the Mr. Chicken puzzle Now we've lost a piece of the Mr. Chicken puzzle. She've lost a bit of the tomato and that Ian doesn't care, but I care because the completed puzzle is not complete anymore because of the tomato missing tomato piece Yeah, how do you think it could have gone? Like where do you think it could have gone? It could be at the cafe a little local because we did it there and I'm not sure how we sort of packed it away in a hurry. It could be in the car. You don't have find my on puzzle pieces. It's not connected to Bluetooth, the tomato from If anyone has a spared tomato, It's at the bottom. It's an edge piece. Oh, it's an edge piece. Presumably this is from Mr. Chicken Goes to Australia and it is from the town Big Tomato. Is there a town called Big Tomato Yes So okay, fine. If any of the listeners, this is how we do swap seed. It could be an apple, but I think it's a tomato. If anyone's got a spare tomato from the mister Chicken goes to Australia, jigsaw, get in touch with the podcast. Yes, what did you do yesterday Pul at gmail dot comot Everyone's dressed. I mean that toos another hour. We have a new babysitter. She's great. so we leave Willie with her He's coughing a bit but he's okay. We take it into the tram stop. We're getting the tram to Kinda. He's on his balance bike. Interruption. David. Is she the babysitter who said she wasn't in the correct mental head space? No look after your children. She's also not the one that I' tell you this who came over to see if she was a good fit. She wanted to charge a lot of money. We said, we don't really want to pay that much money. Yeah. So then she offered her reflections of our children and then said, let's find the ease in this. And then we didn't reply. So then she said, wouldould you like to buy a thermo mix? Did tell any about? N that. That was crazy. You were looking in the rug places That's for these people But it's good to know that there's a nice new ones. She doesn't want to sell us a thermo mix or any kitchen products. She just wants to look after our children. Hang on. a thermo mix, is that just like a magic? I don't know. I don't want a thermo mix. I just If I say or if I go on a Facebook page for nannies in Melbourne I'm looking for a nanny in Melbourne, right I thought that was the giveaway. Little did I know that I was opening up a world of kitchen appliances. Okay, so we're at the tram stop. We get the tram. We are walking into Kinder and we realize that we, Brackets's Iy have left his bag at the tram stop. So then I go, okay, I'll get back on the tram and go back it's only about five stops. I go back on the tram stop And the bag is there. So then I go home and get on the bike and cycle the bag to the cafe to see Jamie. and while I've been away, The next tram driver to come along has found a phone number on the bag has rung Jamie to say the bag's here.. So how nice is that Jamie' excited because she's now texting a tram driver. How are the trash Can you send me some photos of your trp? Is it a very clean trp? Yeah, and it's good for Ian as well because he'd done a three thousand word essay on the life and times of Charles Darwin and it in bag. Now, Jamie sent her coffee back because it was full They like us there, so that was fine. But that's like an interesting point for the coffee because we kind of got by on the coffee chat I'm fretting because Whenever I get a new babysit out, there's just a little part of my brain that thinks they're actually going to abduct my child. And so even though she's lovely and she's already been over I'm like, well, what if she's abducted Willie. And so I can't really enjoy my coffee So anyway, we have our coffee and Jamie says stopping ridiculous. I cycle home and she hasn't abduct because it' be a lot of effort to do, you know, and she' sent us references and all that stuff. And so that's a relief for me. There was one babysitter where I she sort of took Ian to the park and then I had to like, could I tell you this? I had to sort of like follow her from a distance like a spy just to see that she was takaking him to the park. and then I sort of had like an extra water bottle or something to be like, Oh, I just if you wanted this I suppose somewhere there's like it's good to care, isn't it? Like it is good to care. Exactly. It's a funny concern. It would be funny if the same tram driver texted Jamie, I've just found your son and a woman that's abducted her. I've got them here in my tram. You wouldn't get the tram, would you? I think you'd get a car, you know, but anyway Jamie's off to art. shout out to Jen who listens to this podcast, who has commissioned Jamie to do a painting. So thank you. And she's great and that's great. It's a picture of your head. so. I mean, the amount of oil we've had to charge twenty five thousand dollars Just for the undercoat. I come home and I play with Willie, we do a lot of train sets. He has some more porridge. we play some tennis. So it's gone well with the Willie and the new Yeah, they're having a great time. They're having a great time. And has he perked up at all? because I was worried about him this morning. He's okay. eats a lot of sand in this period. I don't know if that's good And it's covered in sand, so I give him a bath and then I put him down for a nap going and sit in a little sun trap in the garden and it's lovely. I'm just sitting there going, this is nice. It's like three days since we got beaten for now. Six mil rather by old Scotch seniors my hips are absolutely fucked and I'm really thinking maybe I should join the over forty five s because I just It's hard this. So the Over forty F s is a different league, is it? Hopefully it's a slower one when I eventually join it. There's a bit of pride going I'm playing all age and this is good, but I can't actually do anything on the pitch when you play someone good, I can't do anything and then I just can't move for a week. Six Nil. What about Carhol Freeman from Mayo He couldn't play this game because he was coaching a GAA team over here. Yeah. And that was an issue, but we were only one knil down at a half time. The trouble is then we're all so old we seize up. So one nil down a half time and then we were four nil down after like three minutes in the second half because we need exercise buks And we don't have fourteen of those on the touch line This is the problem and you've mentioned it now. All of your future opponents who all listen to this podcast will know you just have to rope a dope you guys. You spend the whole first half, just these long sweeping passes with all of you like the kind of arsenal team of the nineteen twenties just running in a group of ten players around the pitch. And then part two sting like a bee Anyway, Jamie's home, I go to Kmart to buy some kids waterproofs, a new bath toy because our little coffee machine in for the kids is moldy and some uies. And I can't find anything. I just find the uies and he gets some hot wheel pants Th in. I go to a cafe Get some avo toast and a coffee and I do a an online coal shop because Jamie's going away for a week And I'm shitting myself. so I buy literally everything I possibly can think of to fill the house with food that children might eat Yeah I know. It's going be you for a week with Oh my good, you want need to come over? Yeah I'd like it yes, please. Yeah yeah I'll see you tomorrowck. I'll see. How flights through the Gulf are going get the mom? No please do. I fix the dishwasher. This is good stuff. What? A twizzly roundy bit The bottom has fallen off and I stick it back on. So hang on, it's the twizzly rendy bit where you put the salt in It's the wh,, whoo, whoo, was the blade. The propeller, we'll call it. The propeller blade had it jammed with gunk. Oh, is the Mr Chicken jigsaw piece in there? No, no, no. That would have been a lovely ending. It was a bit more technical than I. than the vibe that you're giving me credit for, I would say. Did you use a YouTube clip I just freestyle. Yeah. So that was That was a good bit of the day. Then I cooked a vegetarian laaxer from a box You happy with that It had me so pasted. I don't really like me so pasted, but I thought I've gott to follow it and actually by the time we get to eat it was tasty I'll make just a very basic observation here. A lot of the time in recipes You don't necessarily love all of the ingredients. Yeah. because fish sauce is disgusting to drink. Exactly, Exactly. E in a smoothie, it is aw. Even the name of it is like nah It sounds like the auto comeome of the seaWorld. I think it I think it is So I do the bins, the laundry. I'm really I'm getting through a lot of stuff, dishwasher, everything. thenen it's three o'clock and I'm going to bed for an hour Willie isn't well. he's getting worse. falling asleep. You don't need to fall asleep at four because then they're not going to sleep through the night Has he been drinking? He's shit faced Yeah, he's had a lot of he's had three pints of skull Anyway, he doesn't want to pet the cat. He doesn't want to go in the reed swing train beeps his horn and he bursts into tears. L he's really on edge this guy. He's really sad. He's got this raspy cough like he's had about forty B and H. Maybe that's what the babysitter gave him in which case, you know. We didn't say don't do that, but like you have to presume some things. Ian comes back from Kinda. We did the mister Chicken puzzle again, We've lost another piece We've lost one of the mrter Chickens. What? The mrter Chicken next to the big Galar. We don't know where that can be. Shit. Are other mister Chicken puzzles available? Does he go to other places? He goes to other places in books. We don't think there's any other puzzles. So we need that, Mis eventually we'll have lost more pieces than we have. Yeah. then is it really a puzzle? I guess is the question. Yeah. Oh no. But it still has its form. You can still see what it is, but yeah, we could do with that It's six hundred twenty, Willie's awake. We don't need that. I settle him. It doesn't work. I push back my podcasting recording by ten minutes. I eat some bullets. Then I say to Jamie, I' got to do this podcast. I'm recording what did you yesterday with David O'doherty? Oh yeah. I've heard about this one. They just what is it? They make people just go through everything they're gonna to do tomorrow, Is that what it is? Their plans. Basically what it is. And it was we had to do some intros that we'd forgotten to do And then we did What did you do yesterday with Ben Elton? Yeah, Wh which is out soon. National Treasure. I really enjoyed it. There's a couple of bits. Yeah really tremendous Yeah eight and forty five. I go inside, I sit on the sofa. four more bullets Cose my eyes for fifty min. Oh sorry, okay Because You mentioned this when you pushed the podcast time back yesterday And you said I'm eating bullets. And I thought that was a metaphorical thing as in I'm really struggling here. Oh I thought maybe eating bullets is like rappers when they're really spitting out great rhymes is they're eating bullets No I was eating bullets, littleittle licorice chocolates. So I thought it was like I'm really being pounded here by the difficulty of life. L sort of zombie like I'm eating the bullets yet I still continue to trudge on. So I was gonna respond thinking of you, man, you know what I mean? You got this bro. You got this bro I'm eating bullets. It kind of works, doesn't it? It really works today Oh man, I'm eating bullets today. Yeah, it's perfect. It was so unlike me thing to say. I'd just say I'm really exhausted. I'd never say. it's getting real. I'm eating bullets Well, from now what I will definitely say Now I've got a radio show That is starting at ten PM What were the fun bits of the radio show Craig Johnston's number, the man who invented the Predators, but I'm yet to ask him to sing a line from in the air tonight in the competition as to who's a better singer out of him and Lynoy Primus, who was listening to the show and sent me a what's up voice note of in the air tonight. Do you think he regrets calling So it was the breakthrough football mode of the nineties. It had sort of rubber on the side so you could bend it like Beckham And he called it the Predator and I do it hasn't aged well No word. although the working name was Nonsis. and that was Abody does nonsces How do haveon this So It's not as bad as what they were working with So What was a good bit of today? Well, the big story in football world about spying where These two teams who were trying to get into the Premier League in the playoffs Southampton and Middlesborough. It turns out that one of the South Hampton coaching team went and hid behind a tree at Middlesbor' training ground and filmed them. and then got caught and then ran away and put on some different clothes. it was caught and they were like, what are you doing here? And also it turns out well apparently he bought a coffee in the golf club next door with his own bank card. and that golf club is owned by the owner of Middlesborough. So if they're guilty, it's massive cheating and they should probably get thrown out But like it's obviously really funny as well because spying when it's not serious like so funny. Yeah is really fun. Spying of any kind makes me think of sort of carry on movies. You someone with huge binoculars who's going like o exactly. tryrying to see into changing rooms or whatever. That's what it makes me think of We decide to play I spy on the radio, which is really good fun. So callers call up and they say Ipy with my life, something beginning with S. And it was a sticker book, SB sticker book't we didn't get that took us ages to get that. And then somebody called up and prank called us. And the way he prank calls us is wherever we he always comes on and he just yells Maria Whittaker who was like the ever page three girl in like, you know, the eighties, like alongside Samantha Fox. Yeah. It's a very niche reference, but he just goes Maria Whitaka and then runs out and like Does make me and Charlie laugh. Yeah. I think did to ring a radio show to do that And then it's one in the morning. And so one in the morning, I brush my teeth go a bited. Some of that radio show sounded like you were eating bullets. just sound hard when that guy prragged you. What's fun is the game where we play the wheel of football where two callers come on and they say a footballer and then we draw out the category. That's he Yes, Wh who's a better singer Limbooy Primes and Craig Johs does divide the audience because some people are just going This is completely stupid. Then someone said, Hang on, is this a quiz where the contestants give the answer already? and then you decide the question and then you've got this completely wrong way around and we're like maybe Maybe we have, We're just trying things. It's fine. So anyway, that was my day The spying thing is interesting. Like I do wonder how much you would learn though from. I guess you would see how they were going to set up their team. Is that what you would learn from the spying? I think so and like who's taking set pieces and it does seem like you're not going to learn too much and they have played forty six times on Telly this season ike Yeah you've played them twice already. You don't need to spy on them. And I think because like people cheat in sport all the time in lots of different ways Yeah and you know, financial cheating and blah, blah, blah. becausecause it's so like it's really easy to understand man behind tree filming. It's so obviously not right and it's so easy to follow that people are up in arms about it. But also like some of the Southampton fans did dress as trees and bushes at the next game, which is quite funny, but they should probably get chucked out. I mean, I don't know what will happen, but they probably should. And that's quite a big issue because if you go the Premer Lague you get two hundred million pounds. Well, I have one more question for you. Oh yeah. ye. In the first year of listening podcast. Eight countries only had one lesson But since that quiz started, six countries, six countries. S countries had one lesson Yeah. and since that ed up Two more countries have had one listen. Well, that brings us to their just normal countries reductx. Yeah, of course. There we go I am one and only Tree could I be? I am the one and the l Where in the world could our listeners be So Northern Marianas Islands. Oh, here's a thing on Sunday on the radio, we had Chesney Hawks on and I got lots of tech saying, Does he know about the Jink? I don't know if he knows that the Jink. Northern Mariana Islands, La Sutu, Malawi, Surinam, South Sudan, Saou Tomean, Principe, Lieichchtenstein. this is from Ali. who says H DOD MRB Hi Ali. As the long march of JNC reductx continuues into the bleak midwinter, I thought it about time I submitted my long just stating guest for the feature. While exploring places to visit for our next trip, I came across one of those unspoiled new places to travel articles and one country on there caught my eye, dramatic mountains, deep canyons, sunny beaches place of one of my favorite football manager signings, Pred Rg Mejatovich. although technically it was Serbia and Montenegro during his playing days before they split in two thousand six. So my guess is Montenegro. and should it be correct, it will lock in as my next holiday destination where I shall add several more what did you do yesterday listens to the data. And although it seems to have fallen by the wayside I'd also like to submit a guest for the comatose David Squires quiz. I use the term quiz very loosely. Perhaps it can be resuscitated or if not. Please max, for those completest among me what did you do yesterday listeners, present the time of death of the feature on the pod so we can move on with our lives and enjoy the inmemorium section as it is laid to rest. I'd like to guest Rod Laver Thanks. In it for life.ee you in Dublin in September. Ollie. Oh, yes, we have a live show in Dublin on septtember the second. Max We've forgotten to bu. No one's listening at this one. Oh no Can you all come please? We sold the first one out very quickly. So if we don't sell this one out quickly, we'll have to realize that people didn't love it as much as I thought a drop off. Perhaps showing a photo of a clothes saource on a big screen isn't all that we thought it was. Spoiler alert, but There's a new quiz coming soon involvecs. Yeah tennis recackets. I think we're going to open that to the field. It's not a quiz. that's just like a to get involved suggest in the similar way to the theme park Rember we tryed to get people said Yeah ye what youDS say theme park not That's not a quiz. That's not going to upset people. That's just something to contribute to. It's a quiz not when you ask a question and would like an answer. There's no wrong answers to that. There's not like this is the right answer. Fundamentally, as someone who's criticized me in quizzes, you fundamentally misunderstand what a quiz is. If you say, tellell us something nice, that isn't a quiz, is it If it's what's the nice thing I'm thinking of You know, for example, I could say to you, David which sort of famous person was standing next to me at the cucumber section in Peter Monte's supermarket this afternoon. Oh wow Cash is the answer. Incorrect? Hm And so it begins. I've drawn you in The cucumbers at Peter Monte's begins everybody. Oh, this is a really. This is not an easy one. I in fact, I looked at their face. I was like, I definitely know that face. and I couldn't recall who it was and then about twowo hours later it came to me who it was. Oh my goodness. So it's someone who's in a supermarket in suburban hipster, Melbourne. Okay? Yeah, in Melbourne's in a North, ye. Okay, well, let's bear that in mind. But back to the email. Yes, back to the email.. Is Montenegro, prodroucer Will, a normal country Well, I'm afraid to say Jones that at the time of recording, Marsbar still hasn't sent me the answer. I don't even know. This is the shandals So I think this might be the first cliffhanger on this road You know, we have to be honest with you the listenens, we don't know. Maybe we have the Monteng Rotes for a week. Ladies and gentlemen, forevermore, the third week in May is known as the Montengue Rotise.. May you enjoy the Montenegro teas? I can confirm Rod Laver is incorrect Thank you, Oie for all your guesses. You have brought the David Squireres quiz back to life. We've launched the cucumber at Peter Monte's quiz and we have the Montenegro teas. We were worried the quizzes were dying, David. And now here we are. We've got four. We've got four. This is absolutely fantastic news for everybody. 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