S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One

Jul 1, 202646 min

Summary

In this episode, the hosts launch their most ambitious investigation yet: the case of the Dance Floor Dropper. The mystery centers on the Acapulco, a legendary, long-standing nightclub in Halifax, where a serial offender reportedly defecated on the dance floor over a six-month period roughly a decade ago. The hosts discuss how the perpetrator, who refers to himself as the Dance Floor Dropper or the Brown Bandit, allegedly appeared in a documentary wearing a balaclava and took pride in his disruptive actions. The investigation gains momentum when the team obtains a phone number for the supposed culprit, leading to a series of surreal and unsettling text exchanges. As the hosts prepare to travel to West Yorkshire, they debate the legitimacy of the confession and the motive behind the acts, ranging from thrill-seeking to potential revenge against the club's notoriously tough bouncers. To tackle this complex case, the team establishes a new investigative hierarchy, incorporating professional forensic support to ensure they can distinguish a genuine confession from a hoax while navigating the inherent dangers of confronting a self-proclaimed serial offender in person.

Updated Jul 8, 2026

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Topics

Finalizing the Plan and Sending the Message

About This Episode

An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene.

Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?

We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession.

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S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review

Jul 1, 202642 min

Summary

In this bonus episode of Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes, the hosts gather for a formal Q2 quarterly crime review to evaluate their performance on three specific investigations. Joined by their performance consultant, Helen, they revisit the cases of the Silver Service Cloche, the Mayonnaise Madness harassment, and the infamous Willy Wonka scam. The review process is characteristically chaotic, involving debates over case-solving rates, the integrity of survey data, and the professional dynamics between the investigative team. The hosts analyze the effectiveness of their detective work, ranging from forensic osteology used to investigate a bachelor party incident to a high-stakes ambush involving a lie detector during the mayonnaise case. They also reflect on the bizarre nature of their investigative methods, particularly regarding a virtual date orchestrated for the Willy Wonka scam. The episode balances humor and tension as the team attempts to quantify their success through key performance indicators, ultimately questioning the ethics and outcomes of their unconventional tactics. The discussion serves as an irreverent look at their progress while highlighting the friction inherent in their collaborative investigative process.

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