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Welcome to the Wolf O with me Ramish Ranganathan and you, The wolf, Tom Davis. I'm here and ready to rp. U please like, subscribe, follow, tell a friend, tell someone at your local supermarket about this po. You know how you do that? You just tap on ag go. C noticed me laughing in the World food aisle Wh? Beause I was listen to the Wf now my friend. My name is Jack Sten. The Lord knows there's not regular laughs in the World food aisle. I'm all right, they take things very serious. Can I say It doesn't look authentic Y what'd you want? Beakle jaws, feers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, Whateers prefer? Just kidding every word in this songs about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.ough laugh in supermarkets How'd you mean? you don't ever see peopleople walk around supermarkets, it's just like about like having more I think supermarkets be a lot more joyous It's a one part of the work that we're all doing I think it should be. You don't did a big shob Are you joking? I don't even want to think about my life atout supermarket visit How often are you going? Once a week. Once a minimum. You get the superark Once a week Yeahah, minimum. How don't you there f depends if it's a big shop on a Sunday J just average, justll average it out. I don't need to know every visit Well Proably about forty minutes, forty five minutes. There's no fucking why you're getting in and out in forty five minutes. Fty five minutes, you can do a good job for the family Well there's three of us, there's what five of you. It's a big difference. Yeah, me and Grace, by the way, me, Grace and Katherine are eating ne all the same st. We're not like you that' throws Stone in the shoe for Lisa. I don't throw a stone in the shoe. I'm plant based because of my moral beliefs. Oh I know, but it's hard throw stone in shoe. Lisa's I've got packces from chicken nuggets a vegan nugets for Rom You know I'm gonna to get a side of beef. I better get overes You know, there's a lot more for por at least to think of. and if you're not going with, by the way, it's a great time to just have some chat Not just you as a couple, but you as the other people in the supermarket. She doesn't go on her own. Who does she go with? She doesn't go at all. Oh you delivered. Yeah. and there's a reason for that. Yeah. But by the way, I notice you see the way you tilt your a headad and get all judgmental No don't. Yeah, you did. you didn argu get it delivered? No, I'm just saying I think it's a really nice deli. I think you and Lisa are going together. It's the only time we ever argue when we do the big shot. Really? Yeah. so we decided to stop doing it We get argue a lot but that's the one time that we really come together Do you not just get stressed out uil to go around the fucking supermarket? No, I enjoy it. I find it stressful. I get such a kick when there's like big sales on Things are the bargain prices Tescoos blow me away sometimes. In what way Just sometimes the deils you and get t goes. D you not think they're taking the fucking piss Why? Because it just put all the shit everywhere. You've got to go and pick up yourself Now they're not even putting people on the tills so you got to do that yourself. No, but you might byy the way, I'm notr it on the floor in the middle of the fucking C I just see then you do a big shop. all You're going go for a big shop and you're going through self service checkout. you're a fucking idiot I'm saying that. I mean that's that's a bit. someome people if you do if you've got no, if you've got a basket. And a few other bits in your ran and you're whiting through your self service, cool If you've w anything in a trolley That should be you're allowed to go through with the trolly are to self service? I've seen people do it test guys. Okay I'm just saying it's one of the best things Don't deliver that news like you've seen a dragon No, I'm just saying I'm unusual. I like going through the because I think for me you go through the checkout. you have a bit of a banner. Yeah bit of a laugh. If it's Eter youack a joke cut of jokes about bunnies and jokes. an example of a Eastter of Buny Jay Yeah Oh, has this got some a strokes, have you? Yeah, better jumping off the shelves God, you wouldn't say that rightes over it Yeah. Oh, so you got the little lint bunny Yeah ye. Id a better linted my pocket the other day with all this change I'll probably give to Charry Hear that? Sounds like breakfast is ready. becausecause Qakers coming in hot with morning nutrition one hundred percent whole grain oats and a good source of fiber to fuel the rhythm of your morning and kickst your day. And that sounds absolutely delicious. Fuel to start whatever's next. Quaker, official sponsor of FIFA World Cup twenty six Study and play. 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So who cooks more of you and cat probably Well she's at home more. but if we're both at home fifty fifth. Sh we talk about the resentment there She's at home or there's not she resents me slightly for being out of love. If're at home fifty fifty. Right, o. Yeah. I'll get a kick out. I love cooking together. I do too, but, you know But if you're messing sort of listm The problem is I think I'd be allowed to regularly cook if I trained myself to do it in a mut If you basically. if I cook in the house, it's an event. Yeah People have to be warned Yeah. You know, I have to knock on the neighbour's houses and go to see you knowow. Ron wants to do Lasaga again. There's going to be some swearing, some screaming, probably hear some broken glassves. I've seen you out on the back porch, smoking just can off. Why do I do this every year I can't make two cheese sauceces, one vegan and one not So yeah, so I don't I don't know fromm care what would you say iss a signature dish I do a really good designa. I like a souf fl. I like to cook a souf flly a lovely seouf fl. What type of souf flly? Cheese. Three cheese ree cheese We can do three cheese ye. No the three chees like that, isn't that the go to P posh soufle? It's a but I think you don't want to get cheese fighting You're going to get one cheese that's really strong, completely overcompensates the other The other cheeses are going, fucking placeac and and finish the race here If youve got a really strong cheddar. Unless you're putting blue cheese, then the cheddar is just completely insificant You know, you've got a blow chase is doing all the fucking legwor So you just go, I've just know blow chase. It's tiring I'm just say it's so tiring to have a conversation like this. What So where talkalk me through how you make a sefly? Will you cook a row You cook an ice tun Okay, you have to get a bit more base than that. Imagine you were presenting a cooking show. Talk me through how you do a sf fll. Well I wouldn't do a shit sf flow if I was doing a cooking show imagine Okay, but imagine that you'd been tasked with doing a sea fllow. Okay Um what am presenting presenting Moah. yeah Hi, Wlcome to Bonkers Kitchen with me Tom Davis. Glad to be on the show. This week, my sous chef My assistant Sorry, let me just stop you before we carry on. It's not for children. This is an adult's cooking show Okay, well plus from with Bunk's Kitchen It's not just bonerkitch the whole energy. It was like I was expecting to introduce a puppet Okay. I would like a puppy Okay, what you want it more cool Not cool, but just like for grown up. Okay, okay Hi. Met Tom Davis and I split the difference. Okay. Yo! It's Peton Davis back again on Bonker's Kitchen. The adult show. No that's Noobody says it's an adult show . Okay. What up friends, it's me back in the kitchen again for my sins. Hi in the kitchen, I'm joined by the legend One of my favorite musicians, Mr. Kat Stehvens. Hello Kat Stevens. Hat Stevens And What does Cat Steven sound like?? Okay, all' up com there. Th's American broadcastter. Yeah Yeah. Well, he's changed his name to use of Islam, hasn't he? Oh, okay, yeah. With one of my favourite singers of all time is a USFf Islam. Hello friend? What I'm saying is I don't think you'd appear on the show. Okay, all right. someone moreistic U Hi, welcome back to Vonkca's Kitchen withith me, Tom Davis back in the kitchen again, I'ed. I'm joined today by one of my favourite actors in the world, mister Mickey Rock. Hello Mickey. How good So Micyy Okay, Mick. Y. strikes me Mickey. we're cooking. We cooking, What are we cooking We are cooking Mickey Hungry Mick, you very hungry. Mick, have you been drinking? huh No, if I tell you what I haven't been doing fucking eating. Where's the food at? A delicious little bitch. little bitch. little bitch. Where's the food at? weakingaking try some of this If you wased Give me one of those eggs. Have you washed your hands? I'm just gonna crack it into soap. L one of my favorite things. One of my favorite things to make is Sousx Fay. Sx Fle. L know how you pronounce it a little bitch Fouuff sorry, I'm just gonna ch Join every Join me in the kitchen today. This is one of my favorite actresses of all time. Miss. Amanda Holden. Hi Amanda Hi. Hi, how are you? youkay? Really good, thank you. What happened to Mickey? Oh, he had to go because he was unhygienic. So Amanda, what's your favorite thing to eat in the whole? Sh me? I don't know, we sort of eat lots of different things We go out a lot to eat. Do you? Yes I tell you what I do love a traditional kind of beef Wellington. Oh. Would you like us to make your beef Wellington? I mean, if that's what you're going to make then I'd absolutely love that. I mean me and Jaimie love Jamie. Thxtston I present with on magic, I think. Where is your husband Yeah, I think it's Christian Pt. Yeah. Christian maybe And also me and Alan when we're renovating, because obviously one of actually' a brilliant show. I've been watching that. Yes. a fantastic show. Tell us about the show. Well, Iort of just by the way, why you're doing that? I need to get this dish underway, Amanderson. What is it we sauteing some onions What are you making B Bs. Okay, great So I' just gonna sauteute some onions I don't think we have to fight for this them to actually suffer Um So A man that you used to be in uh Are you Can I just check them you so ting them on a keyboard The pin in the p. Okay. So it's a what? It's a frying pan. Okay. So you used to be in cuting it, which was I baby a while ago. Yes. Tell us about do you like air Do one like hair? It's a funny question's a funny quest. No, but it' was about our hairdressers.s a funny question. we're gonna to put in a bit of garlic, a little bit of oreggana, a little bit of thye, a little bit of rosemary. Really get the home. Just just put them all in at the same time. Yeah just to get. The beef is still raw, it looks Well it gets succent and it gets into the and here's a little trick for him man he pretty don't know about this little gug of flower just to keep it o Nice and nice Yeah, that's quite I think that's commonly known irst time I've heard flour added by the glug And now we're going to put in some stock, really get the beef nice. A glug of stock would work. Yeah. We're going to have a really lovely beef. So Amanda, tell me more. About what Well, Well, she' been up to U Then we're going to get some short crust pastry. We get a short cust frace. So basically a bit like a pasty. we put the beef inside the short crross pastry and we put it in the oven then let's go and sit down and have a trat That's okay That's kind of what Yeah. Yeah. I mean I've never eaten a beef Wellington, but even I know that there's something in between the pastry and the bef, isn't it? only p place toakesort of mushroom pateo. Yeah. And what the fuck up into that I still all got thrown off because I was trying to chat out.. It' a bit like that. What you did was a bit like Saturday kitchen Yeah, Idt think know a regular percent it. How are you anywhere? Good, good, good. Yeah, I feel good. I feel well. I've got this weird thing at the moment about have you have you Online at the moment, there's this whole thing about Kima West talking about One of the reasons he spout with Kim Kashian is because she was shitting all the time. She was going it a lot more than he thought was was sort of respectable, I guess And it throws me to the question of I do worry sometimes I'm going to toilet a lot more than I should I love going to the bathroom L like taking a crrap's one of my favorite hobbies And I worry that that could be the sort of straw that B of camels back in my relationship. Um, It was a hell of a monologue So How many times are you going a day? At home if I'm at home for a day three, maybe four? Okay. fourour. There's two poos and there's other times where it's just a lot of guess How many times do you go today? I would say three Yeah Two to three. Yeah Very rarely one Wh goes for one shit a day? I don't know. mean L lots of people do. I think that's normal. Is it really? Well, not normal, but that's the medium ase is what I'm fascinated by. the modeone No, just I don't know anyone who goes on today. Well, I mean, I don't want to get into details Yeah I do know people to go once a day. I just think it's such an incredible thing to go once a day. Yeahah, let'sit this up. What's the average time people go for a shirt? Typically three times a day to three times a week. Three times a week. Three times a week That is insane isn't? That must fucking break the path. you know, the worst thing I have at the moment is when I go and I think I'm gonna really drop something valuable. And then my Okay, can I just say this? because we've talked about shit a lot on this proadcast. I don't think people mind us talking about it. It's the graphic nature of. Okay well My big worry at the moment is the Elvis thing I think I've talked about. You're gonna die. Yeah L because he he didn't go enough And he was going to sit on the toilet a lot and then That's how you pass? Well,, can I've talked about this before, but I'd thoroughly recommend a squatty potty. I'm really now looking to get one of these. You got to. But in what sense are they again? Are they like genuinely? Are you like they work on everything? Like This is the best way to describe it, right say Imagine this is your colon. Yeah. And when you sit down on a toilet normally, colon has to sort of like make its way round a bend like a kink. Yeah. The poo has to make it way around a kink And then when you s a squiry puttyy because of the way you're positioned, it unkinks it. So this is sl what like a water slide. You feel emp here It's quicker Is there a bit of embarrassment even though there's nobody there that your knees are up like that round your ears? A little bit And then then just fold it away and put it away. you walk out feeling like the only the main negative Is that then if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to Eacuate and you don't have a squatty potty Yeah, it feels like it for example, would you take it on tour with you would see it then You know who's in your your Graass is like going, on, what have you got that? I' have to explain I mean I've talked about it on a podcast, I suppose it doesn't matter Yeah. no. To carry it aroundound is a big deal, isn't it? I call It it folds away. so maybe I'll put it in the bottom of my suitcase. Or you could have it like, you know, like sort of like with a strap aroundound it and just carry it around you sort of back like that just in case you go to services I don't think I'd use it in the services. First of all U if ever You encounter me shitting in the services There has been a serious fucking emergency. Really? Yeah. I reckon genuinely T ten years since I've taken a shit in a service station. What that's insane number. I can't do it I'm a Hmchiser. What can I tell you? You know, we've talked about this a lot about Yeah and I've managed to like dehmchiss myself so I'm shissing in other places I'm not a dressing room at the play I've actually got something on Can I propose a business deal what is it I think mean you should If you ever seen bugs in yourine the kids. Yeah, but we should bring like an adult version to the stage Bxymalon Y' bugsy n I onm fat Sam put people we know into there and we do like a special. Aren't business ideas supposed to be potentially profitable? It's massively profitable Like think of it like I think by the way, you should do one we you' singing next because I as the only can't sing. I mean You can sing. We both okay, like I got a dream to live. I gotta dream to live. I got a dream to live Don't cry for me, Argent. You're not gonna play a. But if the truth is I never never left you the hard times. You can sing. That was my. You can't not for a fucking musical I can't I can bet it's b m, by the way, you don't they don't sing sing They just make their voices sound more jolly. Could it be? That's said I'm doing a podcast with my friend Tom, the wolfer now. Nervous We've got no content. We've just moved to video Video video video Eard running round the alley, exposing himself. What Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea I think it could be a fascinating idea. Like Mate and just like think of all the people who could get involved. Yeah You might hope. Becket Becket Becket in Bugsy Malone on stage. Yeah, T Allen Tom might be up for it, yeah. Yeahah. He'd be really good. Yeah. Suzie Ruffless done. Suuszie Ruffle, Yeah. He' done lots of musical stuff.. Julie loveove. Julie L love. inccredible on stage Iven't seen a D West but she's very funny and she's very No y. All right, let's stop. we're not going do. I'm just saying that it is populating a fantasy here. Yeah, but I'm just saying that we if I was to come to you and go I've just spoke to the Gilgood There. Yeah and that we can put on a Christmas display of Bugsy Malone. Ohr Christmas Carol, you could be You'd be a fucking amazing scrooge I'm sorry, that is if you don't do scroge in the West E that's a travesty. You would be the best Srooge. Why? Because I'm a grumpy bastard? Yeah, if you'd be able to do that part me, Scrooge he doesn't say Scrooge. Scrooge is humbug Oh yeah. Scrooge isn't go Scrooge. Scrooge. He goes Humbg No not like that, Jesus. Do you want my scrooge or not? Well show me your scrooge. He must He mustr have Scrooge Can I have fifty B? What didd he say? Bam I mean, the thing is that is we' ending it That is the thing You give it some, don't you Bbg. That wow, fuck, that is really good. you love that? Yeah Mrter Scoge, can we have some turkey for? gone with you child? Wow. Christmas is for busses. Fuck off your nuts It's u yeah, not bad shot That that's what we should do. Yeah, deffinitely. Let's get on it. Yeah. she do it alongside the shouts for small businesses. No, we should try If I could if I if I could get if we could get a theatater on board through the Wf for now, do one off special. I mean you're fucking good at know lines and stuff and it's literally near you're on stage the whole time I could people crratch it I'd be talk gast would probably be one of the ghosts actually or Jacob Marley Tom Allen could be Yeah. Okay. this is not happening. I'm just says way too much detail. I'm just saying it isn't happen. You on the Western stage. Yeah, great. Email in if you buy a ticket to see Romish Ranganathh and' ever C I just say That is I'm not having to go to anybody that does this in particular. You know when people post up Yeah Let me know where you'd want to come and see me perform Really M, it's just sorry, you post up where do you want com see for and then one person says County Durham and they go, right Who is doing that, by the way? Loads of comics do it all the time. Oh yeah, okay I just get told off to the places I'm not going on my tour. with the reason I'm not going is no one brought to get start time I went there. C But no, but this is different. This is going. this is a spectacle Like you could go on this morning and promote it. I'd help out with some of them. I get the mechanics of it.ight But you as Evanes Scroge feels like an event. No No onlyly any costume changes because you' just se your IT. Well that's not that's not a thing you don't put that in the pitch. It's not happening anyway. I think we could put a good ensemble together. I'd even probably It's actually what you want me to do. I could probably direct it but I could probably be in in it as well. Okay, great. All right So bear in mind you've not done a play, you're now offering to direct one yeah because I know I know this story better than anyone else knows it F Litit is so embedded in my soul. I want to tell this story and the best person to tell this story is you So good, so good, so good New summer arrivals are at Nordstrom Rack stores now. Get ready to save big with up to sixty percent off brands like Rag and Bone, Levi's, Adidas, and Free People. Join the Nordy Club to unlock exclusive discounts, shop new arrivals first, and more. Plus, buy online and pick up at your favorite rack store for free. Great brands, great prices. That's why you rack And we're live from the living room as Doug eyes up the match they spread He's reaching for the buuffalo wing. Perfect Hang on, what's this? Oh, he's good for Cat of Pepsi too. Incredible to finish Sensational combination. Look at the delight on his face. There's no doubt about it. He just tastes better. Match days deserve Pepsi. Food deserves Pepsi. Grab a pack of Pepsi Zero Sugar for today's match It's poetry in motion Tom. Yeah. He' struggling to sleep. Yeah. I'm having some sleep. What's problem? I can't remember ask had a full night' sleep Me neither.xactly. hold on What is a full night of sleep? Six F to six hours of just sleep. You've not had five to six hours of just sleep. I can't have been it in the last four years, certainly. Be I had five hours last night and I consider myself to be in an emergency situation I can't, yeah but I can't remember last time Like, so how many hours did you sleep last night Uh in a what in a row in the night withithout waking and then for three or four hours. if you to be a prick about it. So so usually I wake up to go to the toilet. That's your sleep. if I wake up break your sleep time. it does, because if I wake up to go to the toilet Iither want to lie in bed for three to four hours, just laying there. That's a bit different withithout going back to sleep. I feel quite a spikek at it. Maybe I should get more sleep. All right, g on. So How many hours did you get last night So's in all probably four and a half Total. yeah What I mean is I can go to sleep really, really well. I'm great at going to sleep. That's my master thing, you know Yeah. I'm so good at just falling asleep, but then I wake up to go to a toilet. Grace will wake me up. Waking up to go to the toilet is quite. but what you've got to do is you've got to like You know, you got to go like that And then he walked D you sit down for a? No I still stand I mean, these were such rooky eras. Yeah. Also, I know I look at my phone too much You get your phone? No, I look at my phone too much close to when I go. but you don't take your phone and you go to the toilet. No, but sometimes I I'll look at it. If I can't go see it if I've laay this forty minutes. I know that you're looking at it every time Yeah from the way that you respond. So every time you wake up for a way you're looking at it in fact Yeah insanity. Yeah That is absolute insanity. Yeah, I've got an addiction Put your friend the other side of the room But where And then it's got my alarm on it. How big is your I know your house is nice, but you better hear it at the other side of the room. I' hear it but then it it's annoying if I wantan to put onto snoze I've got go qu. Don't it on that's another thing. Get rid of snooze snooze is a fallacy. I was so good. my sleeping was good like you know in the fact I was getting up and getting into the gym. beinging so assertive. You have got I like this side of you. You to me today. I like this side. I don't like this type me. So so let me try and help you. Why are you snoozing? talkal Be usually usually what happens is I wake up about I usually go to sleep at about ten eleven I wake up again about one thenen ob'llious wait till about three four drrift off about four and then my arm goes off at six And then what you' sooze at six. Yeah Well then Kffine usy wakes up, goes to the gym No. Vrace will come in at six and then just start chatting about life. But why are you snezing Beause I'm like I need some more sleep. I just don't think snooze is good. I'm anti snooze. Yeah, I was before, but now fall into a snooze addiction. So so obsessed with snoozing. Yeah. And like all of my everything is off kilter now I'm not training as much. I'm not jumping in the ice path as much like fucking a lot of the stuff that I put in place to make me more rounded and stronger It was a bit like Ironan if he sort of like forgot where he put his suit It still be. Tony starts pretty good without the scening there He's not as good as he is. not I mean he's not as good in a conf conflict Come what's kindy numbere? Conflict This is how I put on five hours sleep. This is how youate like your tip top. Y five hours sleep for me in a row is a dream. Really? I've had a great night' sleep You should be getting eight. Yeah, Wh's getting eight eight hours? lot of people are. Who? who? How? I think most people are getting between six and a half to eight I'd love you know what? And they are out there. I'd love to get a sleep expert to talk to or just give us some advice I mean, there's some things that you know you're getting wrong right? Yeah, of course, the phone thing I'm getting wrong. But I always work well if someone' from authority that I respect tells me off Well I'm telling. We're friends. Okay, Sall I be your sleep expert then? because I think I actually know quite a bit. Okay. like a therapy session Yes, sleep therapy s. Okay, let's know. Hey, Mate, how are you? I'm Mici Uh hello there Mickey. I'm doror Sachs. Please take a seat. Dr. Sachs. Where's that from? It's from the Mauritius. Oh cool. N been would love to go one day Sure You seem pretty energetic for someone So what's exactly the problem with your sleeping? Well, Mr Sacks, I'm only really at the moment getting probably about three to four hours sleep at night That's a shame So talk me through your what's your sleep hygiene like Uh, well, um S sometimes I've a shower before No, no, no, no, no, no, that's the common. c understand that people make Um Sleep hygiene doesn't refer to how hygienic you are when you go to bed. Oh, my bedsheets I wash No. Very good. Miickey. No, actually, I'm laughing, but it is actually a common misunderstanding B sleep hygeon I refer to how good your routine is before you going to bed. Talk me through an average evening for Mickey My what is it say? Valance Mickey Valance You probably have heard of me. I used to be a boxer N I saw a tightire fight when I was twenty two Does that keep you awake Big time. Anyway, talk me through your sleep hygiene, Nikki. So probably watch TV up until about nine o'clock So far so good Uh, then I'll, um Maybe have like a camel tea sometimes? Great. Re camel tea. even that does taste something a bit like butth holes sometimes, but in what way? We tchuck a batt Cheesy Bo. Camomal tastes like a cheesy but If you have had camomes You can taste a bit like. We alsoort have had certain cheesy buttles in order to know. No, but I used to Like I say, I was around sort a lot of guys in a gym and what do they do? No you pick up someone's shorts and go and then taste them I smell them to see if they were yours That's how you'd identify people' shorts at the gym Yeah, it's if Fy old place then I prayed some camot tea Then I would I need to get emotional Brush my teeth. I probably do like fifty press ups Um And then get into bed, just check my social media Mm Oh Sorry. firstirst little problem. Okay Checking social media right? Dem that? Why bed needs to be sanctuary for sleep What do you mean by that? 're what you're currently doing is when you do any other activity, The obvious one We we get. I li never alone My wife left me three years ago I' very good I'm only twenty six, but kind of feels like The E Anyway, so if I'm gonna to masturbate, I don't even want to do it in the bed. Isidan bathroom or I' sure, doesn't? It doesn't feel like the worst thing this has ever happened to anyone Well I go to the services and it You go to the services I get a kick in in the you go to the bathroom in the services rather than doing it home in your bed. Yeah. How close are the services to you? Look it's a five minute walk So what will you do? You'll arouse yourself And then will he be fully tumescent the durirection of the walk No, no, no, no, I usually just get there and I usually sort of have some food likeike a Burger King, or, or sometimes they've got a taco Bell there E then I'll just go downstairs do other Have you tried not doing that? Yeah I gave up for like a month and I missed it.s sort of big part of my social. I don't get to meet a lot of new people. Going to the service station toiletts to Wank as one of your social activities. Look at the Wanking bight. But the workking itself just interaction with the people who workking ree place and Do any part of you think that maybe the reason you're staying awake is because you suspect some of them might know what you're going there for Oh I'm pretty I'm pretty sneaky when it comes to mesturbating the services. I don't think anyone know believe. I mean a lot of people sort of say Cosa getting base, but' we've dodged that bullet by talking about both shitting and wanking in one episode. What do you wantan to do? Do you want to do a ro playay that fast now I just it was a complex As a therapist, I was sort of giving you something Right right I delve a little deper Anyway, shouldn't be looking at your phone in bed I won't do it again. defefinite thing. The bed needs to be a sleep sanctuary. Y. The only thing you do in bed is sleep. o. What's happening now is your brain is getting associated It's associated a bit with other things We're about looking at my watch How fun you looking at watch in bed Do you wear your watch to bed? No, I have it by the side of the bed I wake up and go Yeah, that's that's fine. Okay sometometimes make a sandwich at night and s in b Don't do that anym So it literally just sleeping in there. Yeah. Yeah, nothing apart from Okay Thank you, Dr. Ss. Yeah. Do you think when we do these role plays, you know what I feel like? I feel like the initial premise feels good And then we're just trapped, aren't we Yeah.'re We're in prison. When you watch sketches Yeah. They've obviously worked towards the final punchline. What we've got is the initial I mean, I can't bring myself to say andse every time. It's fucking insane I mean, if I hadn't have stopped that then, this would have been the whole thing. Yeah, I mean Be you you don't ever bail. I'm been characterough That's my. I know, but at some point you got to go, it's time to f, I' have the parachute. I'd have left it as Mickei and spent the rest of until you called Zane I'd have been him That's who I am I'm not I can't be half in half out I minum in Okay. Well, good luck with this late This episode is brought to you by Google Chrome. You think you know a browser, but Gemini and Chrome, that's new. 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Get free samples, expert design help, and professional measure and install services, or DIY it with confidence and support every step of the way Shop up to forty five percent off sitewide right now during the fourourth of July VIP access sale at blinds. com What's been going on in your world, my friend Garland Not Well, nothing really that interesting, although the boys are I'm reluctant to talk about the personal. you know I talked about parenting and yeah, yeah, ye Bys have all got girlfriends. All three of them Yeah Wow The problem I'm facing is that you know, you're literally, by the way, now that they've all got girlfriends and stuff, you're tiptoeing into becoming like a dynasty H'd you been Well, you know, now they're all getting girlfriends. It's like, you know Well, I wasing you to L they're going to bring their ph. I I'll signnd to Lisa. what would be really cool. I said to imagine them You know, Theo say it might not be this girl, but Theo decides to get married Term We go to his wedding and it's like a really, you know, imagine I slely say, imagine how proud you feel. As you see your son decclare his love for you know his wife and then You get the opportunity to grind on him By Victoria Beck. That seems to be the new tradition by the way, I think that's old tradition. I know this is probably going be grinding up on there. No, I think that she's just had a couple too many wines And she's just turning around. I mean this is going to be quite old hat by the time this goes out, But she was just drunk and just going, Come on, come and have a dance for here your momum. Come and have a dance for your old momum. It's been happening since dancing was invented. Yeah. It happened that Jesus is twenty first. We think Mary said, comeome and have a dance with the old mum. And tell me, who is it that Jesus married again Mary Mcalena Today I think so I think they ye, they' definitely out together. it's quite serious. Jesus and Mary Magdalene were going out together. I think so ye Yeah, it's quite serious. From I remember, yeah. Okay, fine. Let's move on fucking now U So hold up so they will go Yeah. So anyway, it hasn't happened yet. but what I'm nervous about is we are now moving into an era of me being sort of the least experience with women in the house No, can I also say you're moving into an era because certainly Theo will want to bring her back . Oh how can you say this storyout st I need to know everything. Were you there Yeah. Oh, how did you play it Well, I already knew her, so it's not really. What do you mean you already knew her? Becauseuse they go to the same thing I'd m her I never Did you know they could potentially become romantic? Did you go to Theo? She is she's I tell you something She's a cracker that one. I'ertainly I'm absolutely never ever going to do that No She's a lovey girl that one She's a really sweet girl. That's the kind of gall that I'd like to see you bring home. No, I don't saying that. Okay. So how did you wrote when No, I didn't I just kept my nose out of it And then just one day they, you know, I said hello. Did you pr call dad or be honest now Just be honest, because business deserve that Did you pray it C? It was just a bit I was just a bit I was a bit like flustered Ohom What did you wear for a start? What do you mean? what did I wear? I mean my fucking house? Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but you put a shirt. What's going on with me? You put a shirt, trousers on? No. okay. T shirts.' We weren't having dinner together. they just came back to hang out It wasn'tking a What even my tone in voice there was We've got vbe to you. What's going on? I don't I think you're a bit.an we just try This is where we started talking No No, I need to chill myself out. This is bad. I'm not like my tone on any of this. You've got a vibe about you. I can't love. You can't hide that vibe. No I don't like it. we're going to get complaints People are going to sound bully in you I can hear can you hear I to say the bullying thing? Tom, can you hear it in my voice? I've spent most of my life getting bullied. This is my favourite. version of it Okay, I'll tell you what I'm going to do for the rest of the episode. How long we got the rest of the episod? How long have we got? You you know why? A two minutes. what we need to do I think we need to take a moment Well I think I think at the moment, I think we need something take you away from this, to take your head to another place I've actually got a little something for you a gift because actually they might cheer you up. Okay go You've got a gift, Yeah Oh The Hotsip challenge. Are you mental? No, I think it's great. Have you got one for yourself? No, it's just for you Wh have you got me this? I supp This is a lovely gift. That's not a lovely gift. That's a really nice gift I'm not going to eat it now. Whatould you mean you're not going to eat it now I've just can I just say, I've just told you I'm reallys stressed out and you've got this I think it's a nice presence to take your mind off things All right, shouldould we do half a? Yeah, other half of you.. I think we just have a little tiny nibble. Yeah Can you take I thought you know't when you werere a kid and you werere a nightcub Why have you got this by the way? I just thought it' be It's happening again. This is what I'm supposed to chill out. Okay, hold on let me try again. Oh thanks for doing this, man. That's okay. It's really sweet. Let's try a little bit. You want to bite us First a second I'll go a second I just want to see what size bite you go You you just got to go in haven't you I didn't buy this. I didn't want to do this I know' got to see you can go longest well I a drink. You fight it h I' sweating away. So far, I don't mind it Are you joking You could really eat the whole thing there. No, donon't try and fuck me up you just, oh my Godd. You this is not like I'm literally in a fight with like I actually think there's I'm actually I've only had a little bit. how much have How you not? I'm sure I'm waiting for it to re I have so much respect for you. I'm pretty chilled about it Ready Well, hold on a second Jesus It it builds, so, doesnn't it Yeah Jesus Christ, has it And you know what? it's not as bad as I thought it was gonna to be. I don't think I could eat the whole one though. Oh my mouth is numb has massively backfired on me Like I literally thought that would be so much. I don't away even bothered having a bite it. That's literally fucked me up so badly. My che's the way I literally even like my cheeks is so sweaty. God. Oh my Lord. How are you not reacting so How much should you eat and how much did I eat have look you must have had more than one I think you need another bite Not if I' more than that. G, definitely more me now. My nose is streaming. Maybe you didn't have a bit with much spice on it. Is that genuinely not affecting you? It is hard. Yeah, it's not oh my Godd I literally need a ship straight away I'm not even joking. has gone straight to my tummy Gosh I literally brought that to fuck with you. And I thought I've had one before. I thought I'd have some sort of immunity And that has absolutely fucked my I I'm now, I mean, that's yeah But it iss hot though? Yeah, I know it's fucking What' you even say like you got to convince me, I'm not sure. Have you had some milk? Yeah, I've drk that whole milk own there What was that even? Thanks so much for bringing that Tom. Could you do us the honors of taking us out Life is full of challenges Sometimes it's a challenge you set yourself or sometimes it's something when he says other people It's always worth knowing your limitations in life. Even when you're doing something that you might have done before and thought, actuallyually I don't remember it being that bad, but it is worse than you imagined Um My glasses so steamed up I'm literally in bits Always think responsibly What have you got and what what is that to gain from challenging yourself? And if it isn't something that will change your financial circumstance and your family's livelihoods. probably just leave it behind Thank you for listening I don't whye, I'm literally in bits This has been the Wolfenowl podcast. Thank you so much for listening and watchingeating. Wolfwpod at Gmail. com Forree emails, queries, pictures, stories, anything you like. Paste