Underwear Habits and Closing Thoughts

Hello everybody. Welcome to a Podcast with Rames and Tom. who are also known as The wolf and the Oh. Hi guys Hi guys Yeah How are you Tob? Well about yourself. Very good, thank you. Yeah. I'm just going to ask some questions based on how you look. How is life in the woods Beard man Well yeah, it makes you look disgusting. No. It doesn't make you look disgusting vagrant. I look like I'm the fore moment of any Jason Stathan film. just before he's about to get stuck into what the actual movie is about. You look like anonymous henchman in one of those films. C that all damage. Yeah, something like that. But actually it makes you it takes the edges off you a little bit. Would in what sense? I consider you quite a cuddly man for your st. I think this sort of fuller beid makes you cuddlier. Yeah, I think's I think that's true. What's littleittle Jee saying about it? She notices the difference because kids it takes a while, doesnn't it? Yeah, she's undcided. She doesn't ye Um She made a joke the other because obvious sk getting her And it's got a little bit of salt and peppering now. Yeah and She made a joke that Dadd's beard was a bit coming like Santa Claus's whichich is a yeah. I'm almost I'm almost all peppered out now, man, Yeah, you've got some pepperypper sprinkle. yeah. yeah. Do think wouldould you go with a beard again? I would do, but it'd be very grreay now. Yeah. Like it's gone grreay quick. Do you know your hair is so No I don't dye my hair. Look, can There is grreay in it. can you see There's a little bit of grreay, But my bid's gone gray quicker than I hand A I'm thinking about going I actually dabbled with the idea of going completely clean. If I went clean shaven, Oh man't know. we talked about on the podcast before, but just hear me out. I know I did it I I I know's on holiday. I know, yeah. but what I'm saying to you is it will take fifteen years off m. But you there fifteen years you want back But I look so much younger if I say that. I think you look good now. I think the mouache has been one of the best things you've done in your life. Thanks very much. I think you've really, I think you've leveled up I saw a small footage of you the other actuallyually I put it out at the King Gary scene where youve got your beforeull beard Yeah. Yeah. and I like it. I think you look better now. No, I wouldn't have this. This isn't by choice This is just by work. I think you look great. I don't like it. I got away from the beard. The beard had become like a crutch for me for a long time now I'm back in Beardsville. Yeah. I'm not sure if I like it. Well do they call it the Wonderbra of the man Yeah. Yeah yeah. and worry as well once you take it off would off the man Yeah. that would surely be like o man it was in ladies first a cocks of twenty ladies first got, I didn't know doing plugs. No, I mean, yeah yeah, I think that I think that horse is the stable as It's still art, isn't it? Yeah, I think it's a bit tragic if you I mean, to be fair, that and Wonker both on Netflix now I'm shouting out two film. Actually, I got very ex let Let me say that. I' got very excited when tow Wonka' on netflix. Thank you. I mean ye, it's still something I'm living off the back of you should. It's been quiet since. Has it? No, no,'s not No.' the busiest year of your life. Talking about f Acording to reports. I according to reports So Fl, I don't ask Cla about you. Joking I ask her about you all the time. Yeah, but we've got so much stuff to talk about with my career. Yeah,oer. No, I don't. actually I don't ask her about if you're busy, I just go, How's Tom? Yeah. even though I've spoken to you, I might have spoken to you five minutes before Yeah. But I want to know how Yeah How professional Tom is,? Yeah ye yeah. Not how professional Tom is, I know that Yeah. 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Talking about best friends and films went to the new Toy story sorry f. Okay, Be before we get into this review, sorry to interrupt Ver I'm very concerned about Toytery. Why I'll tell you why. I think Toy Story One two and three One of the greatest ever movie trilogies ever in the history of cinema, right? Yeah. The perfect story. Yeah. Okay. R agree. Perfect ending. When they announced Toy Story four, I was concerned D I Mid. Yeah D I thought you were going to come up a more articulate, more sort of was concerned. wororried.. Nay befuddled, Pensive Yeah. you were very pensive. Yeah, it was pensive, yeah, Okay. so okay let me try again I was worried. Nay pensive If we could do you an ask this. I was worried. you're not one of the best accan one If we do another arrle shirt or an England shirt we should have pensive pit on the back No let's not try make that I think. Anyway, Because I was worried about thought A thought was Oh God. It was fun. I enjoyed for. Yeah, but did it Did it was it necessary I mean, what film it wereere any of them necessary, I suppose. But what I mean is The story was dumb And then they have like was his name Sporky? Was that his name? I think it was ye. four, four O, that little pro. Yeah. mean forky took up a lot of screen time and he did. I did like. Yeah so he's got two of the funniest moments in that film. Yeah He's very funny Yeahah, but he's yeah. I liked I like thero. I like the sinister Doll That was great I like the two the cudlely toys from the fair. Yeah. And I liked Woody and Bonnie. is it Bonny? Little Bay P peopleer they love together Yeah romance I did like that actually Tys four was great. And can I just say it's got a best ending When they're driving away, spoiler here, but I hope you've seen it spoiler. You can't We shouldn't have to spoiler onening exactly. And when she goes, is he joy is he is Woody lost now Buzz guys. By the way it's in the delivery, isn't it? Yeah I can't do Jessie. I can do buzz. No, but you wait is as she goes, Is he last now? the p goes No. He's found to affinity And then the camera gus to Eding guys and beyond. That is evenough good Goose bumps. Yeah, really nice. That's a beaut. And I enjoyed five. I'm going to say by the way, for some of the voice actors it must have been a kick in the teeth. There's a few people who have been kicked to the curb a little bit on that. parts in the originals heard now esssentially essays Yeah. o That's how you feel. Can you rank them for me Well h R? No, not the actors. No, no fucking hell. donon't do that. I ask agent What wass his name that fucking helet who works for talk sport A Durham. Yeah I'm not becomeing A and Durham a fucking toy story. Let's not start get into it. I don't want to start a war with T sport now. I'm not starting a war with Talksport I'm just gonna start a warger in us for a start. They're a lot biger us. Yeah. But I'm to say now it's akin to like some sort of weird bullying. Like his reviews of his critical analysis of football. I don't get it I want to tell you now it's the thing that I Con I mean, I suppose you've been a bit like it a two or story five and then the end four and then G out actually it was a right film. You've looked for the easy way out. How have I looked for the easy've gone you've gone to give Woody an absolute shoeing and realiseed that actually it's a very po st. You're giving Woody a shoing All? I eventually said I think F you were like you the first three and my favorites ever. they're perfect They're good. They' then F And thenually by the end of it, you talk yourself into it. realed that they've made a great movie again. F's got some redeeming features. It's not as good as any of the first three. Everything's slightly on a scale I mean let's not get into Shrek then, Christ first of all, mate Toy story three, better than two and one. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but the st it's going up. Yeah. And then four's not as good as any of other the three. Yeah but you're training try to get back to six, boom a day, better not do a six. I wouldn't be surprised. fucking rue a day T Io five, I nearly cried twice during in the fight. I say never grrace, littleittle J. Yeah. Every man sitting cinema I'm a burger And sit watching the film. Look, every man a lovely ice cream suunda. I don't. Look, just watch the peopleeople have worked hard to watch and thenone's eating there two times.. And look, I think you know what, by the way, it's lovely, everyone's eating your nudgge in some. What are you bloody got there R It's like going to someone's house for te. Its Ive been at Bonnie' house. I don't lag it because it I' been at Bonnie's house or put you put together a film. Yeah. Work hard on it. Right? Yeah I think a bit of popcorn where you don't have to look down. That's what's great about popcorn is you don't to pay attention to it at all. you're ingrace You eat a burger like you're driving a car here. Yeah steering and everything ye. No but you're looking at this the whole time. I go right. I've got the analysis. This is how big the burger is and I'm very good with my bikes.. I know exactly how many bkes a burger?. I think sometimes you forget you're saying these things out loud and this is going out on a podcast. I've completed the analysis and I'm very good with my bikes You just said that. I know what was wrong Well I look at a burger and go, okay this is I'm going to give it a turn at that point. So I' not I can watch a film Yeah and eat a burger at the same time, seamlessly. No, I know, you're really good at burgers. Did't you have a whole routine in your last tour about eating a burger and the stick got stuck in the back of your throat. No that's happened. It had to be pulled out. Yeah And you weren't even watching a fucking film though were you Once fans were shot. by the way, that's one of the first ports ofool. If I found a stick in a burger that'd be in a cinemago, what are you thinking? Get the team together. let's a chat. It's insane. It's dark in. This' all happening while the film still run. No absolutely furious. Little ice cream Sunday. Okay. So you had a burger ice cream Sunda. Yeah. o. wouldould say that that was neverissed I've never been to one of this cinemas. How does it work? Every man, so there' food deliver you get food. And you've got little table in front of you? No, no, you've got a little table to the side. Okay. And then when how do you order you order it on the app, you order So you're getting your phone out during the film. No, no, no, no, no, no, you order before the show, they bring your food in before the film starts, sometimes just as the traders are going on. And then you run out and you can go like a Sundaay for a dessert So you left the film to go. Yeah, went for a wee and grabed a couple Sundays on the way back, o That was about there was some sort of hand washing. some b you. Can I say by the way that I will say that when I came out Craft and was like, Cather, there's chocolate all over your top I'd misjudged. That was a silly move. Eating a Sunday in the dark, I've not got the weather o to do such a thing. Did't you do your analysis? No I looked at here, I thought, no, I've got this and what I'd say is a spoon. It a lot of those I sometimes overheat the spoon. there was a little bit of they breat it. I mean, I feel very because I don't know if you noticed I was drinking something outse Iainer. Yeah. It's like your microphone chained spoon. No, it' actually I was drinking a blueberry smoothie. Is this for your influenceced stuff? a little microphone that you? This actually is actually a working microphone. you do now you're doing your justust in case. I whole camera in my little finger do Anyway. anyway. I'm not going to go any wayay I'm not going I'm not going fall into the trap of being like because I would hate for sort of Rex or someone to see or the voice actor of Rex. I'd say Rex were one of my favorourite characters, slinky their rolls have been really reduced. Sink Sinky Yeah Mrter Potato headad. Yeah, there's bigger parts that have come in for other characters. Okay. So there's new characters. Yeah, there's a lot of it's about tech. Yeah, I've heard about tablets and screens. Yeah yeah. Yeah. didid you feel as a parent that there wass any kind of message there for you If there was it went over my head I uh yeah My favorite I just love the pzz, Jesse Line stuff with them whole arc is just yeah, it's lovely Buzz is the most vulnerable buuzzlight here we've ever seen. Have you watched Tim Allen talking about it at all? No I don't really like to think of them as actors now, I like to think of them as characters. Okay. Well so Buzz has been ding and pressed for the film And He said they've They've had some issues with his voice sounding too old. I actually think Jesse sounds a older, right? Yeah I didn't really notice it was the buzz Also he's an older toy now. Yeah. I was watching some footage Footage kill meate I was watching a video of the kids when they were a bit younger. and obviously their voices are completely different. Yeah And then if you've watched any stand up from a long time when you first started, I think my voice has changed even since I've started doing stand upp H your s has changed since you you've done the play? No you're placing this youration is there. You're playing an long game here This is like one of the longest pranks of all time. I think I think. You have decided, I think you've sat down with Kat and you've gone I'm going to makeate. it's going to take a while for this to fully bed in. I'm going to make it out to Rom. I think this play is going to be Life changing for him. So I'm going start I'm going to start off with a phone minister staff of a phone call on the night And then I'm just going to keep on reinorcing my goal. That's one of the m. And then one day, if you says me' thin about stepping about I'm going to say toim,'re going to do Hollyood films in the next couple of years I just want to not you I, not you I, not you I. No, How dare you you know much I love you, that look, I stand by everything, but I do think your dictation has got a better sense of play. You like, look me in the eye Did you do vocal exerces? a bit harsh. Did you do vocal exercises while you're doing that vocal job? I didn't do for this podcast. No, no, no, but no no. but I Your voice has changed because of the algorithm of your voice has changed. Okay, don't don't don't do that. It has I think it is. I think I think your' dictor No, no, I don't use You're pacing slightly different as well. in what way It used to used to be a bit more like snappy. I don't think I can hear that voice anymore for you. I think you've lost that that sort of It's not as amazly It's a psychological No, I'm not being honest. Okay. Okay. that's Okay.. Oh that was a bit. That was a bit. but also I thought that you think that me mine and Catherine's sort of dynamic is me laying in bed and going you going to bed now, both. Yeah, I'm just going to be there in a minute. I've got the next part of the plan to take Robesh down Can't you say something sexy? I love. Make love to busy tellell me the next stage. I think it is sexy It was good I'd employ you to go with Lisa watch it. Tty five. There's aon of romantic pitss in there. The whole lovely. Yeah. you sure the family famies will enjoy Lisa and I Absolutely bl blasting the shad of each other. open mouth kissing in the bve Toy Story five Come here, little ba. Is that rummish tryang anything? It doesn't sound like it I'm Manning. I'maddisonkinner, I'm V Yov. I'm Coria Mooore. want to train like a Red Bull athlete. Tell us your fitness goals this summer to enter the Red Bowull Athlete challenge. You'll get to try each of our workouts for a chance to win an ultimate Red Bowl experience. They you have what it takes Your package says deliver. but delivered where exactly The hallway, the lobby, your neighbor's apartment? Instead of playing detective with your deliveries, get a mailbox at the UPS store. We'll sign for your packages. teext you when they arrive. and keep your deliveries low key. Under locking key, get three months free mailbox services with a new annual agreement at the UPS store For full details and to get your coupon Visit the UPSore d. com slash offer Lisha and I did go to cinema recently. W What did you go to work? So it was a Sunday. Okay. Charlie had Oliver. Yeah So Lis and I went I'm off at the thed right And then I'm just qualifying this because it's very difficult to we want to go to cinemark It's really hot. Yeah've got cinema's got air conditioning. Yeah Yeah, of course, of course. The difficult is you've got to pick a film that starts and finishes within the time that Charlie will be at Yeah. because you can't have him wait outside London at night So that's tricky. Yeah. We had we had like three, four hourso. So that rules out most of the f How long is he there for then? he's there for? They do warm upps and all of course man Ive been a footler A little bit yeah Yeah yeah, a little bit ood for Charlie. Yeahah not the same. Hey unfortunately. but u So anyway, I'm saying all that to qualify What it is we went to see. G, what did you watch Obviously it's got to fit in that slot. Yeah of course, of course. So you just got to you got to go with what's what's on at that time? What's on at that time and you've got to finish before. Yeah you Yeah. You can't beat. Yeahah, he can't beat Yeah. Yeah. and you know, obviously you want it to be a date experience, but it can't always be because you got No, at least when I went to watch Master of the Universe. What without any of other kids Well I mean, it's kind of quite sweet in this way because it's like retro, right? I used to like I used to really like Kayman was favorite character Well, that disappointed me., my favorite coacach is probably Yko, who doesn't actually feature that much film. Yeah. That's a shame Who's your favourite? I'm a crrassis. I love T temen was this goofy sideet? Did have a goofy socake? He had a cat Yeah, it was Finger who became Battle ct. Yeah Battle cat, though, wasn't that the whole thing if you only watched the making of the toys from Mattel That was only that was because I had loads of these tigers left So before the cartoon got done They basically were like, we've got loads these tars that aren't selling. So Mattel were always in front of the actual cartoon. So they painted this in green and yellow and Is that true I mean, that would not surprise that. y,'s in's in a Netfix's documentary about it just about battle. No What you realize from watching that film is first of all, look, I respect anybody that makes a film And it's very hard to get a film onto a screen Yeah And so anybody that manages to get the financing together what I'm going to think is yeah arguably that as hard as it probably should be. not inertain situation. Well, I'd say they should have made this more difficult to make. No, the truth is I think they had a diff had a difficult job Yeah because They wanted to make a tongue in cheek master the university. It was always very camp, right? It was always camp I'm going to say something quite controversial here. I've watched all of Kevin Smith Master of the Universe cartoon on Netflix. Okay. And it's brilliant. Yeah, ye I would thoroughly recommend that, right? If if you've even got a passing interest in Hyman. I've never watched it. It's really good. and they've made it. for the people that watch it as kids br. So it's an ad it' an adult show. It's amazing. I think it's unbelievable. This I don't think they knew what to do with it. So they didn't know how serious to go with it or how tongue in cheek to be So they've sort of fallen between two stills. Yeah that's the worst thing you. And in watching the film, what I realized was it actually He man is like an IP. is a bit shit That is the truth of it. Wh's skeletor Jared letter, Jared Letter? Okay. He plays it a bit like Jack Sparrow Really? Yeah, that kind of. Veskeletal was a bit like Yeah, skeletal' kind of straight down the line evil. I mean, He manan is a prince who raises sword and becomes kind of hench. Yeah That's heo. Is he hench hench or is he he's hench all the time in this because like, you know, in the cartoon he sort of beefs up. Yeah yeah That doesn't happen. It's interesting it. He just plays man at arms, ye. Wow. sllash Duncan this is n. That'll be the only time that Idris has ever plays anyone called Duncan, I don't know. I expect so, yeah. Is Idris good? He's always good. He's always cool, right Yeah, he's good, he's good, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's good in it. Yeah, he's good in it. I mean nobody's particularly bad in it is just a tonally iss. I just I think they they're try they're sort of taking the piss out of Han. Yeah But they're not completely taking the piss out of it. So some of it you've got to believe in the jeopardy of the storyline And then some of it they're undermining it And do you know what it reminds me of a lot The last Th film Love and Thunder. like where they're trying to be funny it's not as funny as loveo and Thunder But they kind of end up, you know, they just don't do either job part you know with dead Pool So deeadport the fight did it perfectly well. Yeah Yeah. bothoth deeadport movies, undercutting it, breaking a full form. But you've got had the third one Oh yeah,s. I wouldn't see that as well. That's that p over my brain. I swear I've had some kind of episode Do you think you have? Yeah, I think at some point One memory is like b I know. it happens Yeah. have you have you tried u An kind of supplements I'm trying a couple of here and there. I think you should start doing Sadoku. Really? Yeah I dont would don't even know where to start with Seduka Well, first would be pronunciation, Sadoku. Second Where is it like numbers and pictures and stuff? There' no pictures So Doku's like a little number puzzle. And you got to fill in the digits, according to her like a sequence C what the exact rules are, it's like it's got a Every line and every column has got to have all the digits one to nine in I mean, I'm already bambosed and I've not even stired. Yeah Well, it's difficult to solve a Sadoku when you don't have one in front of you. I think Hypothetically to talking about something. Yeah, but for you that's like as an ex math teacher, that's likeist taking candy from a baby Is that's probably like you are probably quite hot and sexy when you're dinner I've not done them for ages, but I started I became really worried about my mental degradation as I got older. Right. So I started like downloading brain puzzles and stuff like that.. And every now and again I do them. and you feel like Um, It kind of activates something. It makes your brain think it works I think it feels like it does. if you keep those neural pathways going apparently stopped the kind of inevitable It's not inevitable actually. You can stop it being inevitable by your actions. But apparently if you don't do those things, like even stopping doing mental arithmetic, which we all stopped doing after school Most of us day then those pathways get shut down. you know, your brain becomes worse at those. And then you stop thinking about So when you're constantly doing that, it actually is meant to be really good. I've downloaded SC. I've been playing that quite a lot. Yeah, I think that's exactly the same as what I've been talking about But because there's some sort of problem solving. Yeah. And you've you've downloaded a VPN app permently as well So you can access porwnn hub without having to I've not fallen into that trap. Okay. That's a groty old trap, isn't it? What is? old paorn orn you've never used porn. I've used it before. Yeah, but I think now, I think yeah, I think it's akin to being a bit. Yeah, I agree. I think. I think you' to go off memory Yeah or if you're into arts, a drawing that you've done. Rry, I can imagine you drawing sexy pictures G. just I'm just Ly, just go to the toilet. First of all, I need to give myself some kindling. I could have been drawing on the back of that bag of kettle chips. Actually I found quite inconvenient just to draw it on the back of your hand and it's always there when you need it. You A a shower off and get a bar on you can out over there. I could it tat over Yeah masturbation stimulus. Yeah pas grry. Yeah, it's gry, yeah. You' got to be careful of that stuff. Yeah A actuallyually, the more you read about it, the more you realize that is notot just grotty. Yeahah is bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. Yeah. And what it's doing to your G what's it doing? What it's doing to your mental health and your a space outside the darkness and all the horrible stuff that goes on in the making of it. Yeah. It's a very, very. Well look, the truth of it is is it stops you desiring your partner as much. Yeah. Yeah That's that's what Lisa tell me. Lastia's was importantorn. Yeah, concant now There's my proble Just going to work. Halloween are you gonna to be? No, it's really bad. And then apparently young men are like learning how to have sex from porn. Yeah. Yeah the whole thing's a shit sh Yeah Anyway, that's why only keep it twice a day. you're watching of por. Yeah. You like ones to with long storylines as well, right? You know what? I will watch it for the narrative arc and then when they start getting a bit frisky, I'll often switch off I I wanted say where the conversation went? and then he grabbed her tear the way, you r your pinis and you said For people that are only listening I' be runumbing my pinis the entire time. Well you're right, I'm glad that we have the same views on Pm. Yeah, no. I'm pretty judgment on people who watch it now. Are you? Yeah Yeah. I don't think you can be judgment a I'm being judgmental of you saying them. But What I mean is sometimes people don't know, do they? or they've got they're making different life choices to you. But then I think there's enough stuff out there to read about it. Yeah. and think, you know, It's a mad thing now even to think that it was ever really okay. A actuallyually talking about this little. pooor old giant from the gladiators, I don't want to plow in on him because he's had a rope aor. He split up with the woman that he was seeing let's talk about this because first of all I'm looking a name name. Yeah After we talked about Giant last time I got a text message Yeah from somebody in the know. same saying We were right about what we were speculating Yeah. that actually what we said was correct. Yeah So Giant was going out with his only fans model. Yeah The producers in the channel found out about this and That basically it was incompatible with him being on I guess a family TV show show, right? And for the sake of his girlfriend He said, well, we want to go public with this. I think they would have been fine if he hadn't gone public with it, right? like because you I think the thing was that he said they were going to shoot content. That's right because if you If you've got a partners in who's not in the public eye, Yeah, then I think that's sort of fine, right? Yeah. I actually think even to be fair, even if he's gone on, this is I'm going out with, I think. the fact that they they want to sh consent and And and then a kids to watch giant, let me see what giant's girlfriends up to. Yeah. you kind of have your credit card. And then suddenly, you know, they got a subscription. So that's the issue, right So giant basically didnid't get renewed Yeah the next year are Gladiators. Yeah becausecause of this relationship. Yeah And then what happened? Yeah, they stit out, right It's a sad state of affairs for him Becauseuse he had actually worked hard to get to a place where he was and he was the big star, right of Gladiators. Well physically. I don't know I don't know who I don't know who the popular I think he was the Gadiator. I think he was very much the Hulk Hogan of. Right. I know Giant is one you hear about a lot. Saber Yeah 's another one. Saby's kept his nut down. He' he's kept it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Saby's a woman, but thank you for Thank you for not pretending any what I was talking about I don't watch the show on qu with you. Why did you say Sf' kept his nut I' just s save it just ft So G Yeah, so Sab' kept his knock down Saberers kept turn up. Yeah, sure, sure ye No, that's right. Don't say that you don't know who Saber is. Just change the gender for the observation you made about For Sabers not stide dating like HS Tik Tok or something No, but a few of them are like I would say Saber's one of the more active ones Yeah on Instagram and stuff like that. Yeah, like there. Obviously gladiators will will not come to an end, but they'll cycle gl you know, I don't know how long glladiators going to last. it's probably going be like strictly in it? Yeah. So they're going But they'll cycle gladiators, wn't they? Yeah. Gladiators will come and go I see him So obviously it wouldd be foolish to not foolish Wow Fool you've lost your way since you fool it here ool Is that was Foolish. Fool Foolish Foolish ye Yeah. I said foolish, didn't that? Yeah, yeah you went againain, theatre. That's very crrisp English I didn't like I didn't like it was very crispigish Sorry, fucking foolish Foolish. We fucking foolish. Foolish. We foolish. T not try and think about what your other, you know, what else you're going what you say you' you going to So you don't think like the sort of like lean into pornography was Oh he didn't make any pornography, right? I don't think they weren't to make only fans' content, were they? What's her content No. I know that's her content. I don't think they were going to make any fans's cont. Not even he would be. I don't think he's going to do that. Yeah, but can I just I think they were just talking about like this is very much the he man situation. In what way? Well, you've got one That's that's where her content and that's when people subscribe to watch her. That's where that is, right? Nshing wrong with that, that's a vibe. and that's where he sits, right So what two the two can't really mix When weret he become Yeah. What's sorry, what's that got to do with him man? Beuse H and you were saying that tonally you't Oh, I see you okay. Was it tongue in chee or was it a f? Everything doesn't have to time with for something else. Kite of if something make it time. We've all seen it to show Some of the most tenuous callbacks in the industry. Sometimes I call back to the last door. sometometimes a call back to a joke that I just did in the pub for a few weeks before. Cit you did a call backack to myor I love a callback. D knowge me about m. Yeah, but then yeah, I feel f though. I do feel that it's a lesson learned. you just obviously when you first get together with someone Uh You think it's going to last forever? off course. So he's gone all in Yeah, and unfortunately it's not worked. By the way, you can't knock through his commitment No relationship. No Yeah. don' we don't know what's gone on there though. No, but I'm telling if you're out there looking for love, And you think, well, Brady he a jances he loves commitment You know, he's you know feeleels like it's a single guy. Yeah He's got's what's going on with you I'm just saying. Oh but I've not done anything and you're still losing confidence in what you're saying because you know what you'd be really good at? You like, you know those legal dramas like J FK. You'd be really good like Th those legal dramas like JFK you'd be really good at being at the um the attorney. Right. the want to you know the look Yeah, for the look actuallyually as a jury member, you'd be a fucking nightmare M, I never know what you werere thinking No, but I think I don't know you'. Oh, you do. S you know what I was thinking Well, if you were fucking, if you. Definitely did it. He did it, mate. He did it Yeah, but I think you'd be one of those people I can imagine everyone's going, We got to break down that guy. Yeah. His name' Je, isn't it Giant. Yeah, yeah I don't think how long can he go with the name giant for Yeah I don't know who owns that. Well, you know what Wolf still calls himself Wolf from the old Gadiat is. That' good'sice Well there's new Wolfe in town, so fucking watch yourself? Oh, fuck mate, Do you want to do that down the pl of the camera I'm learning my lessons Yeah. Yeah. So if you're in a relationship with somebody and you just started going out with them. Yeah, and then that becomes a national news story because they had to quit their job I wonder if that's that helpful in a relationship because it's like that sort of thing must be I mean she I know she's an only fans person Igot I don't know what the name was. On fans, performer, content creator. So publicity is good, but that's quite I mean, that's a lot, isn't it? You know a new relationship you go We're now on like Good morning, Britain talking about Yeah, but I think for both and they didn't have to do that, did they No, they didn't. But that's no, but I'm like if you're in a situation where you're like, okay, this is about the relationship and about us moving forward as a couple, you probably very much Pting uput down, getting up down. Yeah, like a sabre. L sabred did. Yes his s You get your head down and go, okay Yeah, you know, but in the hatch is just, you know Just get you best the storm Mry another gladiatical storm used to be. that storm right over and it will pop up f air when things have died down, but instead they they wentt on the front floor. Well I think they saw it as a launch pad for a potential. Exactly. you know. So what's happened is it became you know, a thing for idiots like us to talk about. Yeah, you, listen, and I'm just gonna say it from both of us, thank you. You know, we could still be talking about Toy Story five were it not for this story Yeah, I might reach out to the giant own to make sure say. Amen, hope you're okay. I actually do hope he is. I do. I've actually like He reached out to me the last time we talked about this. Did he? He's a very gentle message, very sweet and he's a lovely man. Yeah. so and I'll reach back again. Just reach out to me and I've met him I've met him once, before. I met him as well. Twice. What is your vibe of him I thought we I thought we'd got on quite well. Comic relief, we met that. Oh, okay, yeah. What does that mean? Well, comic relief is there's a lot going on There's a lock. So where did you meet him? at the the Rulye. Oh right no. That's much more down to earth placement. You know you're right What a stuck up prick I am Sorry I forgot you met him at the real St of the Earth event, The Royal Variety. No No, but the belieief everyone's doing a bit. R got. You got your stuff. But he didn't reach out to me is what I'm saying? Yeah, but then yeah, I don't know. Yeah. To be fair, I had reached out to him before just happened to ask for a ticket to the gladiators No you had' it, is that true? Yeah. she said blless you he said probablyro can't get you tickets anymore and then we start ching Oh my God, Tom, that's so bad. No, it was before this happened. Anyway, the I do feel bad for him. Yeah I do feel bad. It's hard en us getting that's difficult. First of all, to come out of the job like that Yeah and he's done it for decent reasons and the relationship's gone wrong. Yeah. Not gone wrong, broken up. That doesn't mean that's the wrong word gone wrong. If you break up, it's probably the right thing to do Yeah If you stay together it's the right thing. What I mean is Just because somebody's broken it doesn't mean it it's just a shame that you've walked that you've lost your job. for this relationship that ended up not being the one. feel. I do feel f. I I do feel sorry Not sorry, that's patronizing. sad for him And let' way he said that What He' very I like the nuanced J Do you? Yeah, it's very nice. Would you ever do celebrity gladiators? Becket did it and he said it was one of the best things he did done. I, I know, but I don't think go by what Rob Rob says. A lot of jobs that I look at, I'll get Yeah. a lot of people say that your careers mirror each other almost perfectly No, but Becket does I think Beck Becket alsosives a very honest.'s got good he's got good radar. Yeah, he's got a good gauge. Yeah. And when he did Gladiatorors, he said, it was one of the most fun things he's ever done. Yeah. What would your gladiator name be man? No, that was it. I've just done it exhale. Really? No, I what did you say Cmen Parts, man Yeah, that h man Not Hartman Like this you say of he not like Romish Hartmen like Hartmen Parts, man. ye Now coming to the arena, Hartman I don't think aren't they supposed to be like Like the names are like v I shows compassion, but Takes no mercy. You I always sorry for that. kid in Captain Planner who had heart that water shit ringed out One of them's got fire, one of them's got earth, water, wind. hearts fucking sadly. We probably don't need to come on this mission. Yeah. we do right. Actually, we had a look Please We've looked at the plan. we don't need heart, turns out. We'll be okay with that ye. Do you need the other guys? Yeah the guy that can create a tornado. Yeah, turns out is a bit more useful The one that produces flame Yeah, we willll be needeading them. Somebody that makes people feel a bit sorry for everyone? No, we don't need them. This is a new insult by the way. Oh Roma's new tour. This is sur It' such an incredible reference by Captain Planet Um Yeah, yeah,art the heartman. I think you should be you could be the ogre? Oak The oak take oak yeah. The oak, like a big mighty tree. That's nice I like that. Yeah. Yeah. And then Bradley Wolh sort of go, okay, willill the oak be felled tonight? Yeah It's about that time, M JJ. Could you do us the honourors of Very casually dressed on this one. This this might be the most casual of've done'ry a little bit worried about doing a shower in stone you got underwear on there, right? Yeah, Of course I'm not that bright It'd be a big move to come here with no pants. Have you bought more box of shorts by the way? Yeah. by the way, that's one of the biggest controversies in life. Surely Katherine agreed me on Look my whole thing was like I wash them constantly. they're on a constant cycle. I get a joboses that you wash your underwear, man. The point is if I lose a player in a football team, right you lose a player then I bring a couple of players in. Right. Do what I mean? But I don't want a pant or ram full of pants I'm never going wear. I like to keep I like every everyone to feel like, o okay, I've got my chance. you know. That's a thing, but yeah, I bought. So how many pants have you got total Nadady? I think I'm pretty rolling twenty three M twenty four. Okay. now I actually got sent some, but people were worried about The fact that yeah, I was sort of yeah, didid Sax saynd something? No, Sax didn't No. No. Do bother Lulily Levon? That's a great pant Well they're good. Yeah, they're expxpensive th are'? They're quite chumpy if you by ' them Um be good new lemon sent you free underwear. Can I say, by the way, there's an equipment that isn't to me for anyw? I got gifted them. S someone gave them to me There's actually going to be a pant now that when you fart it stops to smell of the fart. Yeah, they got charcoal in there. Yeah, Guss it It's incredible, right? Yeah. It is incredible. Kather remind me, I don't know why I'm literally about to finish, but Katherine remind me onn the first time that we went away together, right sort first sort of naughty weekend brought charcoal abbbot. becausecause of my goffin And she found them. She was like, what are these for? And I was like, Oh, heart burn It's like years later I had to tell her thatough Yeahah just I didn't want to Trump in bed. Yeah. I had I was in bed with a girl I was saying Y. And I woke up to find her checking inside my underwear. An I said, What, did you still have your underwear on? Yeah. This we're a sl. we're a sl. shoot. Oh, she gone under the covers to check inside your underwear. Yeah, so she checked my underwear And I said I woke up? I said, What's going on? She said, yourour farts were so smelly I thought you'd shut yourself G Gone. How' get! Sorry I know we minute. How long have you been going out this woman? few months. A few months. The thought that by the way, we've been doing this for six years and this is the thought that you're lying in bed with someone doing such heinous blow offffs, right? that some point you take the fucking step Get a torch and go, he's got to show himself and peel them back I got so close to doing this podcast without telling that story. And right before I've already said Tom, take us out. Oh and then I've chosen to tell that story. It's one of my favorite ever stories you told Okay, go for it. Okay Where's life Is it a cherry blossom on the treree? Is it give you a high favor Oh the sunny sun that beats down and makes you sweat Is it a sound that gets in your toenails and your toes and in your ass cracking? makes you itch all day Hey big fellow, what's going on You're talking about all negative things Yeah, I guess I am because they're negative to me sp bit of a dice, it could be someone going look at Jerry Bossom Agnes, Isn't that beautiful? Oh, the sun feels nice as I lay there tanny Or h just built the best side castle ever The thing is there's two sides to every coin. there's two sides to every story. What you have to find is a narrative that's your own I'm not just talking about sand, the sun and cherry rossom I'm talking about the day to day things that happen telling people things that although they might feel negative, they're actually positive turning r around and saying, o, that lunch shark had a chicken bone in there and wasn' wasn't supposed to be in there, going actuallyually the chicken was delicious. But there wass a chicken boat in there Trying to find the positives in every situation can make your day go a little bit better Al looking at the sunny side of the sky instead of the moon and the stars and the night that's coming Alose remembering this You've got two ways to walk, the walk of life One with a small And one with a grrimace Try as sm as she can and remember s going to be someone Looking for a smiling friend Around the corner. Absolutely right. There's always going to be someone There we go. Thank It's really good. Yeah, thank you. Thank youally great. Thank you. Thank you so much for listening to the Wolf and O podcast. By the way, can I just say Yeah I was gonna to do that story's thown me so that's an insane story to hear at the end of a podcast.. I don't think there's any way in the world that we can't start the next podcast. That has blown my mind heck in someone and shat Did I say at the wrong didid I say at the wrong point in the podcast? Yes because I've got so many questions guys Well, I think this is going to have to be a part too,t? Join us for the email spepecial where we'll be looking into emails and getting to the bottom of my bottom. See you next time Like and subscribe. Cheers guys. The grill is shot. The chairs are held together by optimism. And what happened to the rug? 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