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It's just's all they are Yeah. So so Bertt Uh Tony Hinchcliff, whoo else is another Shane Shane and Dave Dave. Both Davavees. Chapeellaell. Yeah. All very peer pressuresome. differentere ways of doing it. Yeah. Eone has their own style. Yeah. ye. And I'm guilty of it. I do it too. I'm very much like come on man where are you going? I'm less like that. I would tell you that if I really need you Do you know what I mean? Like if I need you Do you feel that you would ever need me? I think I think what if I was in a situation where I was like, I'm dude. Please Like I would only ask you in a genuine way, not like, come on, man I can hide what you. think think with all you've achieved and where you're at You'd have to fuck up pretty bad if you find yourself in a position where I'm the guy you h. It could very well happen. Joe does Joe's a peer pressure guy too for Rogan. for sure. Yeah. I have been like, I'm turning in. He's like, P youre like what'll be a bitch. comeome on, man. Yeah Come on. Yeah, Rogan Yeah, they you're right. they all different styles. Rogans will be like What do you do it man? you get where you, you know, you're going to do X,Y Z. now I'm going to go home. That's because you're a pussy. Yeah. you know, it's real like just dart. Yeah, straight to it. Tony's like Tony's very like Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I'm sure you gott to go home and work on your fucking taxes, you fucking dork. You know what I mean? Yeah. It It's got got to twist something in there. Yeah Bertt and Shane are very much like, come on for the boys. For the boys They don't do this for the boys. They're like, comeome on, hang, why you gonna why you Burt's like, why are you gonna to turn in now? Yeah. Like, don't you have like a buzz feels good, don't you like carry that through the night and you're like, He's like painting a picture of how much fun it is. Shane does it in a way where it's like It's almost like you feel like a veteran leaving the It makes you feel like you're letting down the true men that die. Yeahah. Chappelle's is like, I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm asking Yeah You know what I mean? Like I've been at parties where' like I'm going and he's like, It' be great if you stayed and you're And then he just looks at you and you're like, well yeah, Yeah. sure. When Chapelle does this, when Chapelle does the to the side Yeah. Come on, man. Well hang out, man. Yeah, donon't do this to me, man. you're like, I will. Yeah. Who I'm trying to think' some. Anden we said it's tell mocks you And it' so funny. Yes. And it's him and then you're like, Like it actually, of all those tactics, it's the one that actually gets to me the most A because it's him And because he's he's actually making me laugh Yes he does it, you know? Yeah. No yeah. we were saying yeah, tell be like Wait, what was the story you talked? Well, yeah, I was like I was at the mothership and he was in town And I hopped on the like the early show and he's like, Youre doing the you're doing the late. I was like, no, I can't because um Tomorrow I got to get up and I got he's like, Do you have a big morning What? He's like got a big morning tomorrow? I go, yeah, he goes, Ah Yeah, it's pretty big morning.cause like got a lot of things to do tomorrow morning when you wake up early Mhm He fuck It was It was like so funny. Yeah, it was straight m. That's so funny. Yeah. Yeah, I was yeah. I was telling you the one who he's done to me is He'll ask you if you're hanging and then you say no And then you're explaining why you can't hang And all through the explanation you're just going M M. And you're like you' like come on, dud. Please stop. Come on, dude I'm trying to think of other classic I think we name the big ones. Yeah. All the classic. sururprisingly, none of the women seem to do it. They all seem to be nurturing and understanding. Yeah, they're asses. Yeah It's all It's all guys. It's all guys And I'm not letting myself off the hook. I'm real bad with it. I think the reason that I'm not as bad with it though is that I so understand someone's desire for sleep Like I get it so much that when someone's like, I want to go to bed, I'm always like, I get it. Yeah, sure, mana'. Yeah. And then well, as a parent, I would think. Yeah, of course, you start thinking about, you get it. You're like, Do you have to go to bed? I totally get that. See, now here's the thing. Then there's the opposite of what we're talking. Yeah There's the guy that says that gives you full commitment and then is just bails Oh right. yes. This is the opposite. That's the opposite. O I' tell you who the king of it is. tellell me. O Chris Pig D Stehano. Oh Chris. Is the worst Gay Chris. Oh, gay Chris. Yeah. All day gay. Yeah He is the worst. Chris will be like D deffinitely de D definitely d do. So then we'll go get dinner and then we'll out and we'll drinks after whatever. And then like he literally will just be like, That's a tactic, dude. That's a strategy, a thousand. Crazy. It's a strategy. Crazy. halfway through dinner. I gotta go. he's not Jaz is calling me and I'm like, dude, what the fuck? We planned a nightm. He planned that on purpose. Oh to not deal with the confrontation of like, I can't do it. So he's like I'll just play in the night and just bar And then he told me, he said kids are the best excuse ever to just bail. It's the truth. And then he just says my kids. Yeah I'm like, you've already explained to me that this is your lie. Yeah. Yeah. he was like, no, not to you. Now I do give people a hard time. I've given you hard I have to be honest too. I've given you a hard time about early stuff. And this is also a parent thing Like if I'm like, come to this thing ten AM. when someone's like Oh the five K. But I'm saying anytime something's in the morning. Yeah, I'll give someone a hard time about the morning only because I have kids. We've discovered this is interesting. We're discovering the opposites of peer pressure. It's a different type of peer pressure. That is one. It is Beuse you did. you gave me I thought like guilty I know dude. And I was it really, you know what the truth is, like the root of it is like, hey, I get up early all the time You motherfuckers can get up early too. That's really what's going on. Yes. That's all it is. And it it is I'm doing the wrong thing there. I admit it. Yeah, no, you you I gave you a hard time I wouldn't say it was a hard time, but it was it was pressure pressure It was preciious. Ryan Hall was the worst. He gave you A real hard time. It was crazy. It was crazy. That laugh was so deep from any. Ryan Hall, the What is this job? President President of YMH Yeah Literally, that's not a fake title. No it's real. Yeah Yeah, sounds funny to call somebody pres. No, he's presress man. But no, the president of Lime H Reinhall, who I've known for ten years, at least Wst at making plans Is he the worst se. How so? Oh, he'll be like next week. Let's go then he's always like, buddy You know, I've got an ice cream event in Washington, DC for Tom. Like he's always got a thing he's got to go do somewhere. Presidents are busy, man. You look at a president's schedule? They're busy. But prior to you. Yeah. Prior to you. you always had a thing, He to go. He's got a whiteboard somewhere. he's got a draw on So the amount of pressure he was giving me, I was like, bro, come on, Dg. Dude, I can't stop thinking about what you said about Chris though, because It is the greatest thing When you have kids for anything for anything You can always just be like, my kid, man. It's You don't even have to explain it. You're like, you know, I have a kid and people go, I get it I I find it to be a very unfair Unfair thing. P manipulation. Could I have a tissue? My allergies are going crazy right now? Thank you. it's the craziest thing and I find it to be very unfair that People with kids We're married people They get these passes that ' I'm sort of perpetually single. Yeah. I've had some girlfriends, but I'm a lifelong bachelor bas I said this to my parents have been guilting me about I haven't visited in a minute. Yeah. And I was like, Well, I just saw you guys a bunch in December when I was home for the holidays But I said, you know, then the winter, I'm on the road. It's very busy. and that's finally slowing down. So can I'll figure out a time to visit. Yeah Andks, buddy And You know, I was talking to a friend of mine with a family and he was like, yeah, I see my folks like twice a year. oright? Yeah. But my parents are like, when are we gonna see? I finally said to them, I go, if I had a family with kids or whatever you would just be like, He'll visit when he can to teending to his life. thousand percent. I go, I don't understand why you think that doesn't in any way apply to me. I No, it's not the same. But it doesn't in any way apply to. I think you're dead on. I think you're totally. Yeah, J just becausecause I'm single doesn't mean I don't have a life. Yeah. They're like, well, it's not that important. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing, right? Yeah. So And then like I would get into this thing sometimes with married friends of mine We're like I would date a girl or hook up with a girl or something And they would just be very blue slipped about their thoughts on her Oh, right. and you're like, hey, yeah.. And I'd be like, Hey, dude, do you want to hear what I really think about your wife? You know? And they'd be like, that's fucked up, dude. I'm like, No, no, don't fucking comment on my life if you don't want me to comment on your life. And they don't know what that's gonna turn into either. Exactly when they comment on it, they don't know where it' Exactly. And then the kid thing obviously is like you can there's zero expectations. Being a parent is like being an addict Yeah. You're like, noobody's expecting anything out of you. Yeah, yeah. It's true. J Just lay over there. It's true.tally true Your mother is doing stand upp in Brea, California, june fifth and sixth Chicago, Illinois. september eighteenth and nineteenth, get your tickets at Christina P d. comot Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy, Malcolm X, and now Dog piss has the stage. All hell Dog piss Guess what? Viol and Nornd is a show where I do, I guess what I do best, which is complaining way too much about shit that's not that important. I think all YouTubers should be jailed. an army of drunken screaming Santa Clauses. The devil stick guy was the doctor. J. Come along for this beautiful, disgusting, vol and horrendous journey My new YMH show. suubscribe, smash that like button. We're gonna be doing this every other week. This is vildile and horrendous. 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And somebody actually was telling me because you know, you get asked a lot of times when you do ress They're like, what's the whole thing about like how does somebody do standup? I'm like, well, my go to thought on it is always that Indifference isn't funny Like you have to you have to have an opinion to be funny. You can love something Yeah. or hate something. likeike this could if if I go this coffee is fine, There's nothing funny. If it's the worst thing I've ever had or the best thing I've ever had Yeah, you can make that funny. No, you're exactly right. And and then there's like this twist on that what you're saying It's some of the best comedy advice I ever got And I don't always follow it, but when I do, I find it works very well. But Paton Oswalt said to me once, I used to open for him. And I said, um, I told him an idea I had for a bit and it was during the time that all those love Reity shows were out Yeah the musicians, Bret Michaels and Flavor Flave and yeah And I gave him my opinion. I go, I want to do a bit about how I hate these shows and women are so gross on them and these guys I used to look up to them and I'm so disappointed to see them hosting, you know, whatever. And he was like I still love flavor fl, by the way Butyway, he said u he goes u Yeah, but You're just saying what you think. And I was like, Yeahah, and he goes, There should be a twist. He goes I goes, I always try to have a moment of discovery my joke. I thought this, I felt this, but then I realized this He's like, so if I did that joke, I would say I hate these shows. I thought I hated these shows because they put all these awful women on showcase and whatever. And he goes, But then I realized they're great because now I know where the awful women are being kept so I can avoid them. That's great advice. Yeah, And I was like, holy shit. And so that takes what you're saying to even Yeah totallyvel, where it's like, it's like thought I loved it but I hate it. Well, what I hated it, but I love it. What it makes me think of immediately when you say that is how when you look back on your like Discography of like, you know, like, of writing things. Yeah You look back and you go, oh, I did that. Naturally Like organically these times and those are the better bits. Those are the bits that you go like, oh, there was something revealed. It wasn't just an opinion. Yeah, and I've managed to do it a few times And I always felt like, wow, that's that really is whatever. But I also still do bits too where Like you said, love or hate. Yeah You know, strrong opinions. You need At the basis of it all, you have to have an opinion. You have to have a feeling one way or another about something. You can't be indifferent Sometimes I used to get very loud. And in recent years, I've learned how to kind of express it without the volume all the time, which again, I don't always succeed in. like we're doing the Vi Violent horrendous podcast here. Yeah First episode I watched it and I was like, I was louder than I needed to be, you know? So I still fall into that rut sometimes. but or maybe more frequently than I think, but my favorite place to be in is being able to express a sort of harsh opinion calmly. Yeah. I like that Dynamic, you know, It's just kind of like and then Gw way worked up about something very benign. That's also very funny. You know? Yeah. It's like I'm screaming about the ridees chare guy, but I'm calmly talking about Minneapolis. You know what I mean? Like so I think those are nice. Yeah. thoseose are greatanan or whatever. Yeah Complaining is, I think, an art form It's an art form. Well It's it's it's I u I've I've I always felt like it was a burden and a curse. I was it's funny because I've always been like that. I've always been a very complaining guy. I've never been glass half full I am a why guy am not a why notot guy A When it comes to a party, I will be. I will be the guy going, why you going home, man? Yeah, yeah. comeome on, why not? We're here We're here tomorrow's Tomorrow somebody else's problem. Do have a big morning? Yeah But outside of that, it's like Yeah, I'm very like, you know, if somebody called, you know, you want to go parasailing? what? No Why?? Wna go to this museum? I don't know. What kind of art is it? You know?ike yeah, I mean, there's nothing better than saying no to going out. That is the best feeling. It is the best, but don't you find that when you Ructantly say yes and end up going, you're like I'm glad I did that. Yes. right? Yes. But that never sticks in my head. I think that's That's, um It's supposed to be that way. Right. But why can't we hold on to that feeling? It's like it's resistance. It's like that natural, it's like it's easier to not the thing, it's easier to it's easier to say no Right? It's easier to say no to a lot of things that require even Ternal of effort So I think it no matter what it is, if I'm like, You know Do you want to go to the gym? like, you know, the natural thing is like, no I'd rather just lay here. Right. But if you go, you feel better. If you want to like stay home or like go socialize. You're like, I don't want to get dressed and go out, but then you go and you see people and you feel better. It it's just we're built that way. I find, yeah, it's weird. It's one of the two feelings that I can never hang on to that I wish I could about like saying yes. She, arerenn't you glad you went? Yeah. My friend, my friend Kyle He texted me on Saturday. And he's like, dude He's done well for himself and and and One of his amenities is he has a boat. And he was lice He's like, come on, dude, let's go, boat And I'd never gone out on it with him. And I was like I got shows. I can't. What time are your shows? I go nine is my first one. He goes I will have you dropped at a dock at seven, You can get home, you can get now I'm like, come on, man I gott toa get dressed twice today. I'm talking about, you know? Yeah. And I just was like, no. And then everybody in the group started calling and going, come on, dude, what are you doing And I went and thirty minutes and do it. I'm like sink God, I did this And my friends are pointing out auty. Yeah. We're riding down the lake. They're putting out historical things. here?. Yeah, where' in Lake Austesin. Yeah putting out historical things and like that bridge is d d d d. And like this is where this battle happened and shit like that, you know? And we're seeing these beautiful houses and we're seeing families with their kids on rafts and it's just joyous and then we're riding a raft and we're we're in the lake and whatever and I wit. and did my shows. And I had one of the best shows I've ever had in my fucking life. man. Because I was so charged Yeah like positivity. Yeah. And my body was so real. Yeah. That shit is real. I'll forget it by tomorrow If he calls me he could call me right now and say, let's call the boat today. they'd be like, comeome on, boat Yeah. It's all rocky and shit. Yeah. Yeah.s out. I can't hang on to it. I can't hang on to it. It's it's and then the other one is hangover I can never remember how about a hang Yeah. ever. Yeah. ever. I've had eight thousand hangovers. How often do you Tai one on now? Oh boy Boy I I have I have heavier weeks than others. Weks I can irit in my voice I know I've I Having a little too much fun lately 'cause I got I've been smoking too much. When I drink, I smoke and I can hear the What's your drinkinking choice Jack Daniels across the board with club soda with Diet Coke. How many will you take back on like a night where you're really having fun? This is embarrassing. It's all right. This is embarrassing. We're adults. I know, but we're two different kind of adults. It's fine. All right? Okay. You're living an appropriate life. I'm out here like fucking Fast times at Ridgemont High forty eight years old I gott to know. This is the saddest thing. Not sad. sorry, I don't want to make it dark I saw my friend Nick on Sunday And he goes, what' you do last night? And I go, I did a couple spots at Mothership and then I just hung out for a little while at Midz's And I go, you want to hear the sad thing, Nick? He goes, what? I go I thought I took it easy because I was like, all I did was have seven drinks at Mz's. and then I went home But I was like, I sat in one place. That means I took it easy. You took it easy. Yeah. I have I have o boy, are they going to sound off on those comments afterfter all the shit I talked about weed. Yeah. the they I know what's coming for me right now But u I can I can put quite a few bags So on a on a O a sl on a slow nate none. Right. You know, I' plenty of nights where I just go, I'm not drinking at all. Yeah. And then'll, you know, I'll have to bar my doors and everything. You know, so I can't escape from the house What's up? Are you in Austin? Are you visiting Austin? Do you live in Austin? Well, I welcome you to please come check out Chicho Bomba is the Italian bakery that I have opened in Austin. We are now at three locations. We're at the Fairbround Food Hall underneath the Wells Fargo builduilding downtown We are in the lobby of the Scarborough Building, and we have our all new flagship location at eleven hundred South Lamar. right in front of the Alamo draft House. We have pastries, we have coffee, we have Homemade Italian sandwiches We have pizza, we have pasta. 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But now, on a slow night nine There are nights once in a while where I might have one or two, like if it's like a dinner Yeah just go home or something Um And then I have what I would call the moderate drinking nights Seven Seven, five, four Uh on a big night though, like I can I can I'll pass ten on a big night. Yeah. I'll easily pass ten But You know, I don't know. for better or for worse. It's Hey man I don't know. I don't know. I mean, like I just, you know, my tolerance now This is so low. What do you Yeah, what do I can't remember the last time I even saw you with it Like I've seen you Yeah, drrink Oso like promos and shit. Yeah, I mean, if I have if I go out So I mean, not that but I also don't see you out a lot. Yeahah, yeah. but I'm saying if I go out and you're like, have a drink, I literally would take that literally and have a drink. Right. if we're hanging out for a while couple. All right. I already know. Like I know for where I'm at. that my third one is the one that I either have to stop on problems are coming. Okay. When you say problems, what do you mean? Do you get bad? No, I just know that like a that if I have three, I'm going to have four. Okay and I already know that my buzz is going to just continue and I probably will just I'm just gonna to not remember the night. so I just You'll black out like after five No, I won't black out after five, but I'm saying is that I just feel like I always stop myself Okay when I have two and three because I I just always, you know, you go like I wish I could remember. Yeah. I remember too much. Okay. So I go I know I'm going to feel like shit. I know I'm not going to sleep well. I know tomorrow iss going to suck. I know it's going to take me two days to fully recover and feel well I just have that so loud in my head that I always stop. Yes to always stop Yeah, I I I wish I had that, man. You know what's so funny? I just like a wash of relief just came over me. Yeah 'Ccauseuse as I was telling you what I drank, I was like a little embarrassed and I was like, Tom doesn't drink like this. Oh God, I wonder if he's judging me. And then I was like, wait a minute, he hangs it with Burt. Yeah. Do know Do you know what he had when we We went to Tallahassee He had twenty doubles. That's a lot And And we were at dinner Wait he had that before dinner? before dinner. Yeah. I thought you met throughout the entire night. No, no, no, yeah. It was from morning to like evening. He had aboutty forty drinks, right? Okay. And Jesus Christ At at dinner what he's such a great barometer. I'm like, I'm fine. don I don't have a problem. He was like And we were like, oh my God. He was like, we're in a private room to the and the way he's telling the story. He's like, could you fucking step out and tell a story?'s like, sure. And then he ordered the most insane, and most insane thing He ordered ten appetizers. and he's like, I want everybody fucking. Okay And then he ordered himself three dinners, right? And I was like, You me three dinners. He's like, everybody could pick up this one. He just ate them all. Oh my God, It was insane. And he's still I can't say he kept it together because he was definitely not keeping it together.ight. But he's standing. You know, like he's standing and still holding court And like and the next day I'm like, the next day We're up at the same time and I'm like, how you doing? He was like, I think yes Yeah, but like you're okay right now. He's like. probably taking n out today. I'm like, holy shit. What? I'd be in the hospital bro. When he what was he doing when that he drank twenty doubles? Where were you out during the day? We were in Tallahassee. We went to we went to the tailgate and the football game. after the game. So was a day it was an off day of like socializing and fun. We were at a bar, like we were inappropriate plac but his tolerance is also just He's He would he would do something like that and then in the morning be like, we' go a run What Like he's see I I I don't have that side of me. he definitely he'll be on time That whating to That's that's fine. Yeah. I won't miss. I'm very good about like If I know I have to like if I have to be like ob we were in herely Yeah kind of early. but I was like, if I'm going to be there at ten thirty AM, I have to leave my house by ten I gott to get up at eight hundred forty five or nine. Like I can't like fuck around. R. So I was like, I don't want to wake up and feel like shit and then not have a good time with Tom. And So yeah, you think about it. I was like, I'm not that's it. Nhing notothing is happening tomorrow or Monday night. Um, Then Um, If I here's my problem If I know I have a free day, Yesterday I knew I hadd a free day Sunday We was hanging with some buddies. We were having dinner We're like, hey, let's just and then I'm just like, fuck it. I have nothing I have to do tomorrow. So I can burn the day feeling like shit. I do that more frequently than I would like to. I've burnt my days off more frequently than I would like to admit with like dealing with the repercussions of my night before. Yeah. That's not to say I've never had a big night and then still in productive If I know I'm free and clear, forget it. You know,ll I'll go hogwild. I have I was thinking about it. I think I have u Maybe at this point, you're going to laugh at this. Maybe once a year I have too much now I mean, yeah, you're probably gonna feel much better in your seventies than I will. or I don't know, man. Or I'll die at sixty two and we'll be like, what? what the fuck did you do that? Yeah, I know. I used to have a joke about that. I used to have a joke about I just don't want to die with regret. And I said I don't mean that the way you think. I mean it donon't want to be lying in a gutter after getting hit by a bus knowing why the fuck that I quit smoking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's it's that's my biggest fear. I remember my history teacher. in junior of high school Mr. Stein And he was he had this great Like Stoic, dry face, great voice. and he would sometimes he's one of those guys that would like not really do class most of the time. He would just talk the best. They werere the best. Yeah. And Mr. Stein was like, I love smoking, I loved it miss it If I get a terminal disease, the first thing I'll do is light up a cigarette. We were like just in high school being like, what? We didn't know what he was like, you know, he was like, you don't understand how much I miss it. I miss it. He would just talk about that in class. He just died last week. How old was he? He had to have been Got he had to have been Well into his seventies, I think. Did you find out what he died from? I did not. I don't know what he died from. I will find out, but I hope he died with a cigarette, you know. Yeah, you gott toa find out if what if that happened. I remember him just he would do that speech all the time. I also remember because there's always this debate about, you know, how you should live your life and you know, especially now everyone's biohacking and all this shit But then you go, so much of this is in your genetic cards, you know? Yeah. L I remember a girl I dated her grandfather died at ninety six He drank beer U whiskey, ate red meat, loved ice cream, smoked cigarettes and cigars. This is like a daily thing for him. He's ninety six. He did all the things they're like, you shouldn't do that. Yeah. And but why did he live in ' ninety six? Like he just had the genes for it. Dude So I do waste too well, you do Yeah think you do Yeahah, right? Yeah They' great shout out to Brigham Yeah, Briam what up Denise what Denise, what up? The dogs Good bye I went to Ky West, Q from impractical Jokers, Brian Quinn He does a festival every year called Q West It's insane. It's a fucking party. Yeah. It's three, four days, nonstop. Your one obligation is to do one twenty minute set of stand upp. You like great. Everything else. he's like, can you want to come judge the belly flop contest with like Yeahah, let's go get hammered Yeah Judge the belly flop contest It's the most fun I was I was somewhere leading up to that and then I went right to Q West. I can't remember what the first thing was Dude, I was I was on one D after day after day after day. It was non fucking stop. I got back on a Monday. I landed at like nine PM and I was like, I should probably just go home and go to bed They're probably hanging after Kill Tony. Fuck it. So then I go to the mothership. Just fucking tear it up again. Jesus. I go to bed, I wake up on Tuesday at two PM And I'm sorry, wake up at twelve PM. and then I look at my clock and I'm like, okay, it's twelve PM And I'm doing the math and I'm like, I fasted Okay, I got to get I gott to get my six month blood work done. I haven't eaten anything things since fuck it and I just went and did my blood work that day, that day for my six month checkup because I was like, well, it ain't going to be any worse than this. Yeah You know And u I was talking to my clinician there and I was like, Like your blood's green, you know She was like, it's time to go over your results. I was like, I don't even wna know. Yeah, right She's like You've improved in all areas. I was like, holy shit, am I Keith Richards? Yeah. A I you are. A I Maybe you drink through all the problems the body can have and it resets, you know? Yeah. Like it just goes to like the good side now. It was crazy. And I was like, and wastew is great because you'll be like, well I guess like I could eat less cheeseburgers and they're like, we got a supplement for that. Yeah. do what. You can inject this and then fruit will taste like cheeseburgers. Do you want it? And you're like, Yeahah, that sounds great It's really cool. Yeah. so I don't know, man. it's Like you said, sometimes people live right and die young, S people live wrong and die old Sometimes vice versa, there's doctors that'll tell you funny things. Like if you get a doctor who's like, you know, Ka and they'll be like, o, Yeah, the assholes always live And like the nice people die.' Dude, my friend Steve, doctor Steve, He used to he was an ONA guy and he had a podcast called Weird Medicine P put it very well to me. He ' he used to be a smoker and I smoke and I wouldn't say I'm a heavy smoker, but I smoke too much. He was like, lookook, man All life is is mitigating risk. That's it. calculate the risk and determine if it is worth it to you. Yeah. That's all it is. He's like, so don't quit if you don't wantan to quit Your chances of stroke are this much higher. Y chances of this are this much higher. Yeah Uh, that's it. Can you live with that? I was like, fuck I'm so kinda sound way to put it. I mean,s that's very practical and I mean, it's true. Everything is risk. Yeah. Analyzing and your ability to like to be accurately kind of digesting and analyzing that risk, you know Look, I exercise three days a week. I don't do anything crazy. I just do in my apartment, I do lunges and squats and upper body shit with dumbbells That's it. Yeah. I try to walk when it's not eight million degrees outside not here town. Yeah And then I inject as much fucking shit as I can into my ass cheek. Yeah. testosterone, whatever it is. Y. And that's it, man. I try to eat decently as much as I can, but I just am never gonna to understand like the people that never do anything bad they're no You look great. Look at, you got a great head of hair. but you're fucking killing it. Hair st in. How's the double chin look today Let's see Well, I'm looking at the side Not too bloated. so you know, I've seen worse. I can live with it. But yeah, hear the sign the old Sidefeldt bit where he's like, the only reason we're doing the workout is so we can do the workout. Yeah. talalks about how like that's the only goal. It's like yeah the exercise is just so you're able to do the exercise. It's true. And I'm like That's very funny, but I'm like, there are people that live like that where it's like, well I don't put anything bad into my body ever. I'm like And what is the end res? No yeah, I know. I mean, I don't go to that extreme. And I feel like the only thing the real truth of the exercise stuff, at least for me is honestly that I feel So and I like that feeling. I like the post workout feeling That's the biggest motivation for me to do it. justust the feeling Well also too man, again You this is funny. This is this is where another Really big difference between a parent versus a nonparent comes in. moreore importantly, it's family person versus a single person You want to feel good If I had, you know, I just saw Tony Rock. He was he was at the club and we were hanging out. He was like, He's like Monday's my day with my son, man. L, you know, go home, we color play ball, you know, whatever. he He was breaking down his but he said he he flies home from the road and then does all that stuff for his kid Absolutely without question, you know, and I'm sure he does in other days too, but his point was like that day is like our staple day or whatever and I just was like, my God, like you you can't can't home I mean I guess you could, but like I'm like, you can't go home hungover to do that. Right. Yeah, No yeah, some people do, but yeah, yeah, you can't. But also too, you can't go home and do that with residual hangovers True. So it's like you can't be like, why go big on Saturdays and I'm still kind of putting the final pieces together Monday morning and then by the time I l No, you got to go into Monday. Ready. Yeah. Right? So that's That's a great reason to feel good. Yeah.'s true. But then also The flip side of it is As a single guy I'll sit home and I'm like What are you doing? And my friends will be texting. Come on, dude, come out and I'm like, No, no, I'm taking it easy tonight And then I sit there for a while and and sometimes I will stand, but there were nights I just like, Well, bro, you're not going to meet your wife sitting here or your next girlfriend sitting here. It' good point. You're not going you're not going to get any new material sitting here That's a good. You're alone. G out and just and who cares if that means you have too many drinks. Yeah, yeah. As long as you get your you're engaged in life. You gott to do that. You have to do that. I mean I know there are people going Well, you know you can go out and not have too many drinks? Well, yeah, okay. All right, relax. Here's a I never played an opening clip, which is I ever done. So wait, I'll just play this one for you first. This will be our opening clip It's me, Stacy Kenison. I've been notified that Sandra Bullock is in with the University of Wisconsin School here in Madison, Wisconsin and in Wisconsin. and I got the approval of the school and some of the students and faculty to burn me alive. So I've been told that Sandra Bullock and the people that have made a plot to burder me and burn me alive are to be picked up and deported bring one mother into this come Wcome. I've never gotone this long without playing our opening f. Ever. It's fifteen years. It's a historic episode. This is a historic episode. sixteen years. What fuck was that lady? This lady has a lot of insight. I can't wait to tell you about her This lady is Stacy Kennison. She is a fifty five year old female heterosexual law abiding citizen Is that how she describes? That she described She has two degrees.ure. She's also posted over nine thousand five hundred times on Instagram She posted for this one, I, Stacy Len Kenison have been notified that Sandra Bullock and the people who agreed to burn me alive. and murder me from the University of W Cconsin are to be picked up and deported, which is great Um She just quick thing. I don't know. I think Sandra Ballock at least at one point lived here. Do she still live here? She used to have a residence here. Yeah. U she was here when I think it was when she was married Who was she married to Jessse James? Yeah, yeah. but I thought she didnn't she still does she reside here No longer lives here full time. Okaykay. Okay. She owns property here, strong ties to the city Um She owns a home in Lake Austin Operates Walton's fancy and staple. What the hell is that? A popular downtown baker cafe and gift shop Fuck that place, Chicho Bomba is my place. and that's what we talk about here. eleven hundred south Lamar? It' right across from the Alamo Draft house. Congrats, man. Thanks buddy. Have you had it y? No, I gota I'm sorry. I gott to make my way down. Dude, I will take care of you. Just let me know when you want to go. Thank you. I want to try the prosciutto sandwich Can I tell you my what my favorite one is now Yeah. It's the Mordadeella The Mordadeella with u ri and some olive like topingot on it. Great. that's my favorite one that I've had there. I'm excited to come on down Oh, Pristrami Yeah, I want you to try, first of all, I know you like sandwiches. There's a bunch of sandwich, want you to try. Breakfast, the pastries are I just had hasn't been out yet, but I just had a world class chef. come there And he told me that the sporatella, the pastry, he goes, this is the best I've ever had, including in Italy. Really? Yes That's amazing. Very excited about it. Yes. It's really good. And this guy came over from ItA. Well, this guy's Italian. Yes, he's from Cinquotera. He lived in L.A. now he lives here And we open this We have Three locations now which is kind of crazy We're at the Fairground Food Hall downtown under the Wells Fargo builduilding We're in the Scarborough buildilding downtown and then we're on South Lamar at the right across from the Alamo Draft toouse. That's great. Yes. That's great, man. That's very fun. It's an exciting town to pursue this type of thing. Yeah, because this is u this type of thing is a little bit newer, I would say. Yeah to Austin and It's a fun area of cuisine to see being developed and explored here. The fun for me is like it's like in any, you know, when you go to like a restaurant, Anden you go This was great and you tell people and then you wait for them. they're like, dude, I went. That was That's like the fun feeling of this place is that I had his stuff there. I was always like, these are the best. Yeah. And then I brought it here. Yeah. and now people hit me up all day and they're like, this is the best thing I've had. That's awesome, man.. That's awesome. How far we How close is it to here A few minutes. Is it open right now? Yeah maybe I'll just becauseuse I gota I'm gonna I got a Be somewhere at twelve thirty, but maybe I'll go over and get lunch real quick. Great. Yeah let me know.. If you're gonna to do it, I'll text them let them know you're coming. And you're saying the Mort Todello sandwich is the one. Why don't you try both Okay, I' them give you both. Okay. yeah. All right, great. I love it. Now you like collecting as well, right? Yeah, so I'm doing that's actually what I have to go shoot today. I'm going So I do I'm doing the podcast here vol Horrendous. Yes. Thank you. Absutely. Thank you. Having a great time. And that's the ranty opinion stuff. But then I also love collecting. So I do another thing on my YouTube called the Coector. go to shops I'm shooting with u Um, Meg Seidll, who she works on Kill Tony, she's really great. and She just comes with me and we go we go and do Today we're going to Waterloo Records. Oh, that's a greatay spot. Yeah. so we go in and it'll be like, Have you been there before? Oh, I've been going for decades. Oh, okay. Literally decades. It's one of my favorite places. It's great. So, you know, we'll go in and it's like sometimes it's like, I'm looking specifically for this or I'm here today to pick up this that came out for my I collect movies, I collect video games, I collect The set tapes that I collect records Well, you know what else you could probably get into collecting? What's up? All right, so let's going to Brian Ropper's main cab and look at his chairs. So what prorogram Mal boos. We got my White, chocolate, strawberry, pewer blue and pter green. one more fanback chairs. We come over here. We got a roommate chair. forget the great high chairry aska. How do you feel about chairs? I never knew somebody could feel this strongly about these shitty plastic. Hey, hey, hey. if you're gonna be like that Thats chair. spepend most of my time in that chair. Spends a lot of time in chair this roate chair. I like the mabu. And C over here we have. Oh wow. She get all those chairs low backack arch high backack, U leisure chair. just kid size use leisure chair. We got the sloted low back and sloted high back. You know, what's nice is that he found a chair at an accessible price point 'Ca those couldn't be more than what twenty seven cents each something that How much of those? I honestly was wondering that myself and I was like, are these pricier than I think they are? The craziest thing is that when you are anywhere and you see this type of chair, you're like, ah, fuck, I hope they have other chairs here. You know? Like everyone recognizes these as the worst possible chairs to see. An The worst chair. That's the worst chair you could see Here we have a roate chair. Kids model He's got him stacked in his room. How many people do you think he actually knows or ever has over For this amount of chair? He should be listening to this episode about, hey, go out, go to the thing eople say, come on the boat, go to the boat. Yeah like this is what he needs. Yeah. Don't stay away from the chair sapiser. back. How do you feel about see Everybody has their opinion about collecting and collectors. and like I think M people of a certain background, let's say, understand person that goes, I like vinyl O I like movies. Right, rightight? Be it's part of our culture. It's a form of art, obviously. Yeah. But what's your thought on somebody who's just like I like chairs You know Well, my first thought would be they couldn't possibly mean kn chairs. I would think I know. I think you'd be like maybe hand sculpted. Yeah Yeah you' into like antique chairs or leather something things or ye Uh this This to me It seems like hoarding more than chair collection. It feels kind of hoordish, Yes. Right? Yes. I mean, they they're literally These are discarded chairs. Yeah. These are chairs that if you were like, I get that chair, peopleople like, just take the fucking chair. I don't have to ask Yeah. These are the tpperware of chairs. Yeah. These are all chairs. I don't need it ye. Keep it And again, like, it's so frustrating When you go somewhere and you see this chair, you're like, I don't want to sit down. I'd rather stand. It's it's it's truly crazy. Look, he can't get into the other side of his bed. Too many chairs highigh back N Kids so sure move at lch. S Mouis is supposedly thirty years old. He's really proud of the chairs too. L These are like his most So here we go the lights chair, got a reflex and w that reflex on I wouldd work on that. ech. He's got a little bit of a speech thing going. I thought it was a woman but you're saying it's a man. I think it's a man Yeah, I think it's a man. Wait, let's listen again. Come over here We got a sarco kidashir Deluxe fanb, tropical Deluxe. right ye, you're right. He knows This is the Deluxe triple fanb backack. this is the Sarco. like he is the brand sure. Triple fanbck What does that mean? Like the way it's slotted? I think the slotted three slots You know, let's the breeze come in, keep the back warm. triple fan back Tple fan you want a triple fan Slaughted Click the one don't ever want. Wow Yeah, I'm picturing the guy in the showroom. That's your triple fan back. That's your top of the line I don't know I don't know if you're a big spependnder or not. I got a whole You sitit in a chairs. You're gonna know where the extra money went Go ahead. it giveive it a try. This is This is no this is this is wild. Now I'm seeing Well, I was going to say I'm seeing multiple doors, which means that doesn't mean anything. For some reason I thought that meant he had to be a spacious apartment, but o Oh, he does not have a spacious apartment.ne of those is definly a closet. One of those is also full of chairs too. You know that, right? That's definitely Yeah. Yeah. But also why not stack the chairs higher So you have more space? too many chairs and you want to show people. People come over he's like, you want to see some chairs I want to know what the rest of the apartment looks like Hello everybody. so I decided to. Why not make a collection, update on my vacuums here Yeah, so as you can see here it's don't mind the cat It's pretty much been the same Um, maybe some machines have been moved around. Oh Machines. Nothing You think're single or married I think he is crushing it, man. Yeah Re much has changed. Every girl he brings up. He's like, I got a surprise for you. Do you imagine the look of horror on a woman's face as he opens the door to this room? He's like, check out my stuff. But he's old school. It's like, come on, you should love a vacuum. Yeah. You're ab broad. You're broad. Broad's like the vacuum thing You'll never run out of options here. M has changed. Yeah, that floor looks good stuff Not that clean If we walk in here, do you use the vacuums here they were like junk. like they were broken. Oh those broen things. I don't know But they're gone, even they organize this. It doesn' This is he's got something going on, right? Yeah? It's crazy. It's this is Crazy. Do you think his financial advisor is like told you this many times Stop. buuying vacuum. You have nothing in your four hundred one K. you have no pension You don't have savings, but you got four hundred fucking vacuums m, guess Baby, this is the four hundred one. This is it. You realize people are gonna pay for this one day? It's like a house. You're not not the money's not gone. It's just invested. Look at this room, bro. Look at the room. See, now here's the weird thing When this video first started before I could get a good look at the vacuums, I can just kind of see they were lined up. Yeah. My first thought was, well, it's well organized. doesn't give me porter vibes. And then also I was like, oh vacuums, That's interesting. because I thought like maybe he collected vintage Right, vacuums. and I was like they are kind of cool looking ornamental. Maybe he's into, you know, but it's It's literally just the shittiest any fucking shitty vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. They're like from like the two thousand two. I would love to see like a like detailed spreadsheet on what he's spent on vacuums because I bet it's outrageous. It's everything he's ever earned. Do you Well, that's that's a good raises a question. How much do you think the see, I think almost h I feel like he's getting these things for ten dollars at a goodwill. I think there's a wide range vacuums there with prices too. And I love the random just file cabinet Right in the front there. Yeah There's just o ye you guys That's his record. That's his ledger for his vection. I Hope you guys like this. Oh I tell you what, we fucking loved it, man. That was fantastic. Now, here's the thing This is a guy with a little bit of money because he has a full basement that's true. So he's got a house But Just based on this expression, I think it's dad's money. You know what I mean? Like I'm looking at it or like Is that really from him or Did mom and dad go just buy another fucking vacuum This is we're going to Europe That's the Yeah, they're probably taking care of him. We love our son, the poor kid. He's sick. He's got this vacuum. He's got his vacuums. Yeah. How old That kid can't be more than twenty three years old. He looks pretty young He does look pretty young Uh, that's this is like See, this could be a show Yeahes. like my strange addiction. You know, like people that collect weird shit that where it doesn't make sense My strange addiction is so fucking I haven't watched it in a while, but I've seen the clips always circulate and every time they're like, I eat diapers and you're like, what? Yeah. And it's like, and I eat sixty a day. The fuck is happening man. Yeah, it's crazy. It's so fucking crazy. People do crazy shit, man Get it, be, get it. get it. Pulling his tooth. I think oh yeah, it's kind of loose What Oh. Wh are you put there? He's holding the camera himself Oh man. Why is he poor? He doesn't want to go to the dentist. Oh ye Yeah, yeah Whoa No, no, no. No no, I understand this was a circument that is, but the guy goes, it's not loose. So why are you pulling it out then Maybe it's just hurt. Oh yeah, see, it was aching. Well, it's not the first one that's come out because you a nice little gap there already Jesus Christ. This is a I mean, look what they're in. They're in a sophisticated looking workshop. Yeah. There's money He could go go to the dentist. If you have a garage like that, I've shhop for homes in my life. Yeah. a garage like that is an amenity with like a workshop garage like. Yeah, sure. That's not, you know, you don't just have that. It looks like Kenny did it to him a little bit before too. There's a nice little space for that. Yeah, no, they've they've done this. this is this is how they roll Kenny and, who's the other guy? I don't know, but fucking hey, man. Would you ever do that That fucking tool that he's using is nice. That tool is more expensive than a no inssurance dentist visit You're totally right. That's an expensive fucking tool that It looks really nice. It looks like it's top of the line. So unless they just want to do it for content I doubt it. I think this is just like, hey, little fucking, you know, Would you ask me about the dentist? Sorry Have you would you ever go and would you ever do it yourself? No. if I had to. Right If I was like, I'm so I have no option I'd sell I'd sell those fucking fancy pliers before I did it myself. This I wanted you to see. We've had this one for a while and I've not showed it to anyone. It's just An interesting world to explore. I didn't I think you willll be able to comment on this better than anybody Nothing drives me more crazy being a woman in pizza behind the counter. and when people walk in, they raise an eyebrow whether or not I could do the job. Right away, they're already wondering. Is the owner? Do she know what she's doing Of course I do. My name's on the door. Of course I know how to do it. I didn't go into an industry I know nothing about. This is my blood, sweat, tears. I was born into the industry. So of course I know how to make pizza. I know how to do the inss, the outs, the payroll, the books. You name it. That's what it takes to run a pizzeria Can a Broad wan a pizza p place No. I didn't even listen to a word she was saying. I tuned out as soon as I saw it was abroad. Yeah, of course It's not just flour, sauce and cheese that everyone thinks nowadays. There's plenty of talented women that are out there right now. Really kick ass pizzas just like myself. So why is it okay if your wife can make you a sandwich, but I can't make you a pizza? Women now are working harder than ever to break out of the society norms. So if you see a woman behind your counter, don't raise an eyebrow. Maybe give her a high five. barriers that you've never even witnessed in your life Really She wait, what did you say? Sorry, 'use I was too hard I was too busy laughing because she's broken through barriers that you've never even witnessed in your life Give her a high five because she's broken through barriers that you've never even witnessed in your life to make your fucking pie. This doesn't apply to all women. What I' about to say? Okay. But women G Over it. This's just insane. P. It's insane coming Everything is in gender It's so nut. I know. it's like people she's like, people give me a they raise an eyebrow. They can also be use raed an eyebrow becausecause they're like, what is that? you know They don't even know what you are They don't think like a woman can't make a pizza. She's always wearing that m clip on her collar. Yeah and they' like, the fuck are you doing? What They're raising an eyebrow 'cause you're you're doing a testimony or people are trying to order pizza. They see think you're to go I kind ofizza. They think you have a fucking tracheotomy Yeah, this is I don't know. If I saw a woman behind the counter at a pizzeria, I wouldn't be like, hold on. What are we doing here? Nobody would. Yeah. this is insane. This is all in her head. This is insane. And you know what? I especially wouldn't say hold on if it was a heavy set woman. I know I think this lady knows food. Yeah, of course Yeah, no, that's this is. There are these people we do we do a segment on the show called, You know what I'm sorry. Oh good if it was like a super hot girl. I'd be like What kind of place is this? This is weird. Yeah. I want her to be a big big chick. There's a couple of those on Instagram. Yeah, where it's like the hottest girl ever and like But she can make a pizza, but she's got the short shorts on and Yeahah, but see that's like that gives me pause I don't want to be like I don't want the hot place like the hot chick place. I want It's just this girl. Yeah. Youure so hot, but she look, she does what she's fucking doing Yeah. I am mad at it Sure, that looks like a good pizza. I'm mad at it. Not mad, but I'm just saying I would raise an eyebrow more at that than I would You know Bertha over here. We do a segment on violent Horrendas called White Women's where it's just about the crumbling of the psyche of white women in America. Yeah. I mean, this would have been a good one. Oh my God. This would have a better real fucking good one. Here's this one. Yeah names I've been called in the comments section of this video Mayo mononkey, Gyslop, Rard. Brain deead, retardred, drone. Autism, Baked potato. Autistic in word, pathetic. freak, gay, mental, goblin, white, Brain deead Names I've called people I don't agree with on social media. Ah. That's very very powerful. veryery powerful. Yeah. That is a Brook Jeff MD. This is a doctor. A doctor? I mean MD. A doctor. You go to her page I guess she and then she does this routinely. She does her video and then she does a post about what people called her. What was the video she did by? I mean, it looks like she's doing something maybe about sun protection or something. I don't know. Yeah, she's a dermatologist Um Could you fucking imagine you go to this woman and then you see her on Instagram? Oh my God. wouldould you ever switch a doctor more quickly? No. And also I would just be like, hey, are you looking for just positive validation on Instagram? It's just it's the wrong place for you, lady It's nuts. I saw u I got into it one day with a lawyer on Instagram Portland a guy lawyer from Portland said some shitty fucking thing in my comments and I usually don't respond but he just really pissed me off And we're going back and forth and go, bro You you you're a lawyer You represent people's well being, like, you're better than this. Yeah. Why are you trolling me? Yeah. And he goes, I'm not better than this. And it's like, Can you imagine that's your lawyer and you see him doing that on Instagram? You're like I saw a fasciring It's crazy. totally. Anybody that's a professional that I saw, I'd be like, I don't want to work with this person. No. But I saw this fascinating take on why people do it that I thought was actually really interesting. What's It's that Everybody operates in the world knowing There's a way to conduct yourself in polite society. In other words No matter your job, you know you have to speak this way Tal to somebody this way. It's inappropriate to like let it out. and that when you pivot to social media, It's like permission for a lot of people to tap into like, I want to say the thing I'm never allowed to say. and it's like a release for people to be like, that sucks, fuck you, the insults, the crazy stuff. It's just like part of the mind that's always restricted and held back, letting go Yeah, whichich I think makes sense. Yeah Uh it does make sense. but I still wouldn't want to hire the guy to fucking work for me. Well, no, exactly. But it also it also speaks to this epidemic of borderline personality disorder, you know people Certain people only know how to seek engagement and acceptance through Harsh, harsh negativity Yeah That's an aspect of it, you know only know how to engage through Txicity. And the thing that makes those people the craziest, like the ones who want that negative interaction is a is a non response Gsh, they move on to somebody who gives them a response Yeah, that's the thing too. And that's where the whole like never engage never respond. But I mean, what a terrible Just what a terrible dynamic of society we're living in. tootally, where it's like Here's this thing we're forcing you all to quite literally now forcing you to be a part of it. Yeah Uh, do you have a business? Do you have are you a candidate for something? Are you up for a job? you know, all these things now are very much judged or reliant on your social media. Yeah. You've got to use it to promote. you've got to use it to engage with your customer bait, whatever it is So here's this thing we've forced you to do We forced you into it. And now also we're telling you, don't let it bother you, donon't engage, don't. peopleeople say the worst thing' humanly possible. Yeah. It's a really twisted It's twisted, twisted system. That's why every every once a while I get so jealous I'll meet somebody. You know, it's not obviously like a comic. It'll be somebody not in the field And I'll say something about like Instram. they're like, Oh, I don't I don't have that. And I'm like, you don't have that. they're like I don't have Like someone who's completely detached from social media, I'm like, you lucky son of a bitch. Dude, if I worked in a job where it wasn't my business wasas it an accountant or something But I'd wouldouldn't have any of it. Yeah. These people that have it just to talk to their friends, I'm like, what is the matter with you? fucking talk. Text your friend. Yeah. Crazy totally crazy. Do you think this is funny or no Jesus. Yeah, it's making me forch Did he break his foot Broken Oh my God, did you see the close up? Yeah, looked It' horrible. It tore through the skin. Yeah Why is the other guy not doing anything? Oh fucking no. Yeah. That guy's a savage holy shit. Did he knock Th out? No It tore through the skin, dude Are you allowed to do that Okay, it does look like he goes It finally registered. Guys That's one of the worst ones you ever foot is twisted around Holy shit. I didn't care for that. Well I didn't care for that. Where was that But That was that present. I'm saying it like I know. I didn't pull the clip. It was. Yeah, it it's like It's like it was an MMA tournament and yeah, the guy wasn't tapping And so he just kept going and he tore it through the skin. Yeahah I mean, the guy was okay though. he was taken to the hospital shortly afterwards. Oh, he's okay? Yeah. okay, good. Yeah. The guy felt really bad about doing it too. Okay, it's good now. All right, well, there you go, Jo. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. How about this one? Oh, I love these tricks that the people do? They're so skilled. That's the crazy thing is they Jesus Christ It's it's It makes my blood run cold because you see it whyy the stupidity, the stupidity. I mean I thought he would know what he was doing there. I guess he Jesus dude. She like she could be dead. She could be, but she's not. It says here she's not dead How bad was her face felked up? It just doesn't say, doesn't say. Okay, but she's good. It says she's good now She's good Good for her. Yeah. She'll be h. Good for her, All right. That fucking that was crazy. That's amazing. If you're listening, this is like a kickboxing workout, which by the way, that doesn't help. And the woman holds up the pad Yeah to catch the leg kick and the guy just goes right over it, kicks her straight in the jaw around And then he's like, I'll pick up your legs. That that'll br That's great. I love there's nothing funnier than a onene hit knockout. Oh yeah It's so funny when somebody just goes down Especially when it' not an accident. When somebody's like, I love the videos where somebody's talking shit, the guysy just goes, h But then you just see the dude like start snoring. It's the best. I saw one where it was recent where this guy These guys were like getting in this girl's face on the street outside. And the one guy got really animated and he kept getting closer and closer. and he was holding a beer bottle And at one point he just throws it down on the ground. it shatters. and as he's talking, and a guy from over here comes punches him, knocks him out And then his friend comes over and the same guy knocks him out single punches each. Wow. It was fantastic. That's so satisfying Yeah, did you see the thing where the? Oh my go. She h She drops the bag. She does suck it. She does. Why does she do that? Becauseuse she's a dumbrog. Proably fucking makes pizza for a living. I love the shin protectors. Oh my God. Those are handy. I love that he's just like D'tar a Don't wear headgeear. Just wear shin protection. Hose your legs. You're okay. Your legs are in the air now. The u yeah, did you see the um It wast maybe I don't know. Somebody just knocked out some influencer at a party. It was like an MMA guy or Oh Oh, is this the one that Larry Wheels first slapped to The kid, the kid is just talking. I don't remember. I don't remember any of the names. So Larry Wheels, you know, the the he's the big bodybuilder guy This might be it. He was out of thing And this guy He kept like saying shit to his wife He kept saying shit to his wife. It was like inappropriate. like, you know, he was just being like rude and wheels slaps the fucking shit out of this guy The next day or a couple of days later The same guy is at some other social thing And he's talin shit to another guy who's an MMA fighter. That's the one I saw That like's like an influencer And that guy elbows him in the face. Yeah, knocks him right out. This is the second one. Yeah this is the one I saw. So ye And then I love this I love the guys like now he's walking out like fuck you and all those friends are going get back here. It's like Fuck off, man. Yeah. Fuck off fuck off. Yeah, that same guy did it to ye hours later, it says. So he yeah, it was Larry Wheels to if you have to go to So ye. So the same guy got knocked out twice. Yeah Now do you honestly, do you think he's doing Here's the first one for publicity? Proably. Okay. So he's this is the first time. So he's trying to like Yeah this this seems fake to me. Yeah. I'm just gonna I'm going to hit on the guy. But the second one, the second one seems completely real, but the fact that it's the same day, I'm like That's kind of crazy. This is yeah, he's doing this for for And he probably was like, fucking hit me in the face. knock me out. It's fine. It's fine. I'll get a lot of views. Yeah. Yeah God, It's such what a sick fucking worlds. Everything is worthless. P it all ye This one was great. That was funny. Yeah A. And the fact that he just flipped the camera around on himself to enjoy it. That's great. That's a nice wrap things up It's great. I love it. A couple of things. You can follow Joe Dorosa at Joe Dorosa comomedy on Instagram. Please check out Vile and Horrendous, which is out now. new episodes every Thursday.. We produce it. It's on Joe's channel The end Ari Shafir's Final story. tellelling show out at YMAtudios. com if you have not yet seen it, please check it out Thankks to The response from you, which has been tremendous So thank you for that. We will be able to make more things like that because you guys supported it in such great numbers We can continue to produce things that go directly from us to you. So thank you for watching that. Thank you for doing that. Any anythingthing you want to g any specific dates or anything? No, I appreciate the outpouring of support with the first few episodes of the pod. 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