Personal Experiences with Orbs and Lights

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Visit www.cigarsinternational.com slash YMH and the discount will automatically apply. Some exclusions may apply. Hi guys. Hello. Welcome to your mom's house. Um I'm Christina P. This is Duncan Trussell. Hello. Tom's not here and we're smoking. Yeah, we're smoking. You know why? Fuck it. I'm gonna be 50 next month. I've already beat cancer, so have you. Yep. I've already quit this once. This is the first time in 20 years I've been smoking. Feels good. Kind of fucking like it. It's so nice. It is nice. So good. It feels so good. I know. And it's so wonderful and liberating. And there's a reason. Like heroes smoke. I know. So I tell my kids. Yeah, heroes winter smoke. And they don't. They want it's very you know, getting kids to smoke is so hard. It is 'cause now they're into the vape, which I think might be worse for you than the old school tobacco. It's gotta be it can't be none it can't be good for you, but you know, we got Hontavirus now. What you know about Hantavirus? My head's been in the sand. I've just been sitting in my room smoking listening to the cure. We have got so this is incredible. There was a cruise ship, a hon tavirus outbreak, hontavirus, 25% mortality rate. Oh, where is the ship? Generally not well, this is the well the ship is they got all the people off the ship and sent them back home. Why not? And so it's a 25% mortality rate . Now, the good news is, the good news is that apparently it's not as transmissible, but the bad news is all of a sudden there's a lot of people trying to reassure us and that makes me more nervous. Look up this virus. Let's see what we're in for. Is this gonna be another pandy? Are we going into I I like a lockdown, maybe? Well, I think w no matter what it's triggering everybody's lockdown. That's not good. Do you do your guts liquefy? You get a bad cold? You your lungs fill up with liquid. Oh, perfect. And you die. So smoking is the ant. That's why I'm smoking right now. Same. Same. Smart. We're beating this shit right now. Get holes in your lungs and the water falls out. Oh, let's see. Fever and chills, fatigue, severe muscle aches, headaches, and dizziness, abdominal oh nausea and vomiting. That's like my least favorite. I know that everything but that. Does this kill you for sure? 25%. Oh, okay. 25%. Dude, we've already outlived some shit, you and me. I know. This can't take me down. I took seven weeks of radiation. Oh, the worst, dude. Just the worst. Okay, let's not talk about this. This is a sad opening to the show. Can we start over? This is nothing but positivity to me. That's right. Prono ya. Pronoia? Have you ever heard that before? No, what's that like? It's just the opposite of paranoia. Paranoia . It's where you think the universe is conspiring to help you. Whereas, you know, paranoia, you think everyone's trying to get you. It's like so instead of gang stalkers, you have like people following you around who are helping you, but they're not like introducing themselves. You can induce pronounce in yourself. I think I do that. I think I've done that. Angel numbers. Oh yeah. Sometimes I get into that. Do you get into that stupid? Well yeah. I mean it's it's synchronicity. So it's like it's basically well you can use confirmation bias to induce pronoun. That's what I have. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. More or less. Right. I mean I can do like people watching right now, the number thirteen. The number thirteen, the next time you see it, something wonderful's gonna happen and you're gonna start noticing that number all the time. For real. Watch what happened. You know what? Also, why don't we go ahead and start? We haven't even started the show. There's so much going on. I have so many big announcements. Uh uh . You're one of them. We'll get into it. But first, you're right. Let's start with a nice pronoun message from here. From here. Here we go. Here go. So not only do I play with my period blood like sli me, I also sometimes like it. I've only did it once, like maybe once or twice. Or maybe three times. I just you know sometimes you just gotta like you just gotta analyze the nutrients within. Analyze she's like a scientist. Who is right? It's a scientist, I love it. This makes me excited about the youth. Well welcome . Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Sikur su. Dunkin' Trossle Christina Christina Welcome to your mom's house. Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meow meow meh own Where's my phone? No , no, no, no , no. Is that booze you're drinking? I wish. Let me see. Oh fuck. What what? Huh? Hold on . What happened? Just you know your kids fucking school. This is the end of the year and every day . Tomorrow, late start, and then Friday he's gotta wear his clothes backwards to school. And then now it's fucking spirit day. And then funny mustache day. Like why? Why are they doing you don't need to make school fun. It's not supposed to be fun. Well, I mean, yeah, it does seem like a lunatic. It's like somebody who's like in a in a meth bender is coming up with activities for your kids. Like some psycho. Well, how do you have a a job and have kids nowadays when you have to be at the goddamn school? Oh, parent teacher conference? That's at eleven AM on a Wednesday. Good luck if you have a normal fucking life. That's right, exactly. And it's just plays into parental guilt. It's like what the fuck is wrong with you? You're gonna prioritize your job over your sweet children? This backwards clothes day I know. Backwards cl othes everyone knows that. We're going wild . We're going wild today. I want you to assemble five pictures of your child cut out into octag ons . I know, but why why are they doing this? I think is this a false need uh they've generated that parents should be involved in their children's schooling? But this is why I pay you money. Right. So that I don't have to be involved in any of this. I trust you right to fucking do this for me because I'm too stupid to educate them. I can do backward shirt day at our fucking house. I don't want you to do this. Why am I paying you for this? It's backward shirt day a lot when you have kids. They don't know it's No, there was nothing like that. I never once remember my mom having to like it's clown day going to target to buy me like oh fuck you know what I mean did you even I remember like not even telling my parents that I had projects to do like you just fucking hid it from them and you hid from your parents. That's right. You stayed away from your parents. You just avoided your parents. Your parents were depressed. They didn't have good antidepressants back then. So your parents had PTSD were chronically fucking depressed. They were like zombies a lot of the time. Stay away from them. Where did you go to school growing up? Um, I went to school at uh Etowah Elementary in Edowah, North Carolina. Eto wah. Etowah. It's just a tiny little town out in North Carolina outside of Hendersonville. So it's just a little elementary school. Nobody just a r s nothing. Was it religious? No. No, I couldn't go to private. I wasn't going to private school. It was going to like early days public school. Where they were doing swish and spit and just making drink fluoride and Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun. You know what I noticed too is that y but what's that quote? Is it Erasmus? Show me a kid by the age of seven, I'll show you the man. I don't know, it's somebody smart that said that. But man, that is the goddamn truth. Like think back to your first grade class. Yeah and you're like oh yeah that dude that flipped his eyelids and wrote on his arm in permanent marker yep he's in jail that's right and then that guy that walked all funny and ran kind of faggy guess what he's totally gay or gay. Yeah, like it all pans out. It all pans out. Like we're just adult versions of children. And I know that sounds so dumb to say that does it. But like I'm literally the who I was at seven. Just now I smoke cigarettes and I have better clothes. A hundred percent and also And a great haircut. And a great haircut. Woo! Woo Wait, so who were so were you always weird? Like were you uh a hundred percent. I weirded people up. My you know, I'll my so th and this is my f father loved saying this to me throughout my life, which is like, we thought you were targeted for years . He loves saying that. And and it was in they they my my mom sent me to the school counselor yeah to basically found find out if I was a special needs person and I tested super high on um the IQ test and then like they put me in gifted the gate program, gifted and talented. No, that's to communicate with aliens. Well a hundred percent. I got in there. I was accepted. I I got in, but and I but uh the it was such a amazing thing to watch the look on my mom's face when she realized I wasn't retarded. I still remember it. Hold on, where's the high functioning? Here we go. It's funny you say that. This is just an interesting clip for you. Then this this is for you. Was this you growing up? You're deadly with a high functioning ret ard . You're dealing with a high functioning now retarded person. Yes. When you go against me, you go against God in my law. Fuck you. Noah's law. I love him. Is that how you felt growing up? No, I didn't have that kind of confidence . That's that level of confidence I wish I had that level of confidence today. Ever that's incredible. I know. You declaring God's law and simultaneous ly you're retarded. It's so powerful. I would vote for him for president. Well, I oh that's an interesting topic because I would vote for the period blood girl that we met at the top of the show. Yeah. Because most people would never admit to that impulse. Now, I personally have never played with my menstrual blood with my fingers the way she talks about it. Slime. Slime. But I I would be tempted to taste just to see if there's a difference in fat between that flavor between that flavor and like just blood that comes out of your body when you cut it. Yeah, right. And it is new, it's gotta be nutri ent rich. I mean it tastes like blood. That's so funny. Probably most guys have tasted period blood more than most girls. I just realized that. I judge all the I don't know how eating your period blood became a genre on TikTok. But you know, you watch it and you judge it. And then you remember, oh my God, I've eaten so much period blood in my life. How can I judge these people? So true. Who do I think I am? God, I never thought about it that way. I know. So wait, it just tastes like regular? Yeah, it's just blood. Tastes like blood. I never noticed any difference. If I had to guess, I've probably swallowed more period blood than like regular blood . Might I guess. What? I mean, and I've I've guzzled semen. I've I've had so much semen in my mouth over the years in my stomach. I've pooped out semen. Yeah. Whoa. Interesting. I wonder like if it huh, I wonder how your body processes come. Yeah, like is it is it nutrient rich? See, we're inspired. This is why we need science and scientists like this person. Because now we are exploring science. This is how probably Isaac Newton wondered these very same things. And this is how your discoveries are made. Game of telephone that quickly goes off the rails. Between the scattered messages and missed calls falling through the cracks, it's time to upgrade from a group chat with commitment issues to a streamlined business communication service. That's why today's episode is brought to you by Quo, spelled QUO, the Business Communications System. 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Yes, period blood is different okay from regular blood that circulates in the veins. Uh it's got it's not it oh. Can you look up the taste though? Is the taste considered different ? It's got your endometrium, mucus, vaginal bacteria, yeah, I'm tissue fragments. Peri blood is typically darker, denser, and does not clot the same way as venous blood. Venous venous blood . Yeah, often containing more vaginal. I feel like vaginal secretions are very good for you too. Very good. Yeah. Very good for you. Yeah. Nutrients . Color, darker, redder brown. The AI . Just another thing driving the AI one step closer and wiping us out. It's like this is what they care about. What about cum? And like how do when I have cum cum, does it make m me healthier and stuff? People swear by it. People like swear that it it's good for your skin. It is a hundred percent. It's very good for skin. It's very good for hair. It's very good. There's the power of cum is it's so powerful. Swallowing cum reverses the aging process by five years. Could you imagine if there were actual medicinal properties, there would be like semen shampoo. You know that women would turn it so quickly into like we put snail slime on our faces to stay . Is that true? Yeah. Oh, th you pay a lot of money for like a little vial of snail slime after you get your lasering treatments. Really? Wait, no, bring that back up. Is it a specific kind of snail? The world needs to know. Ah, I'm sure it is, but okay, semen contains small amounts of nutrients, protein, zinc, fructose, sugar, and calcium. Uh but in such minuscule quantities has no significant nutritional value. Very low in calories. Well that's the best part. That's great. You know what? Somebody the next person who gets on naked and afraid or alone needs to eat their own cum so that the narrator has to say cum contains cum contains very few calories John just consumed approximately three calories worth of gist. It's a good plan for a survival show. Are you into those? I got I love them. I love them too. I got my kids into it and now I'm training them to be survivalists. Oh yeah? Mm-hmm. They love to start fires and chop wood. They know how to drive a manual car. Like I'm basically it's Sarah Connoring them for what's fucking about to come down. You think it's coming? I think that yeah, humanity has progressively gotten dumber and dumber and dumber and I think it's really frightening and uh I don't know if there's gonna be necessarily an event, but I do think the retards are gonna lose in the future. Can I tell you my conspiracy theory? Go ahead. I think that the reason the algorithm is serving up dipshits all day long is because they don't want us to know that there's lots of happy, hopeful, good people out in the world. And so an area. Yes, they don't want that. They want to induce actual paranoia because there's more money in it. And so to like make you feel like an outsider or left out or like you don't fit in anymore and the world is collapsed. They just gather up leg ions of anomalous dipshits, spray them into your eyes all day long so that you become hopeless. You're like the species is disintegrating. When in fact I don't think it is at all. I think actually things are pretty good right now. But you're not going to hear it on social media or the news or anywhere. That's true. Cause they're you know, you're right. Except now we used to just hear it centralized. The disinformation was just on like four or five channels on television. Yeah. Like Tom Brokaw would sell you some bullshit. But now it's from fucking every angle. Every angle. Every time you uh open up the TikTok and everything. But by the way, this is a perfect segue into mystery boys. Oh shit! Yeah. Absolutely. All right. Yeah, it's a mystery , boys. Um, it is going to be a uh it's groundbreaking. Uh we are number one. I just when you hear the title, you know, Kurt Metzger Metzger, you're gonna think, you know, conspiracy theories, stuff like that. No, no, no, no, no. We are on a campaign against misinformation. Oh, I love that. Yeah, and it's a very positive show. And you're gonna leave every episode feeling really good about the world and not scared at all about anything. I love it. Yeah. I'm so excited. I love Kurt Metzger. I love you. You know that you're my fucking you're my ace dude. Thank you. And I I listen to man you're talking about how a woman's vagina is a portal into fucking interdimensional well what is it? A portal into divinity. And the other day, right? Isn't that what you were talking about? And I was like, oh dude, he's not wrong. Like we, usher in life from the fucking universe, that spirit, whatever that is, consciousness, yeah, give it fucking form, and then squirt it out of our pussies. Yeah, that's right. Summed it up. It's a Stargate. And what's really wild about it is you can't show it on TV. It's like the source . That's the worst part. We should be watching births twenty four time. That should be a network . The birth channel, just women screaming and blood everywhere, and babies and dads acting like they know what the fuck is happening and they're not shitting their pants. No, I know. This is to me, again, I don't I don't know about some universal dark Illuminati conspiracy theory, but I do find it a a bit suspicious that the source of all human existence on the planet is considered so profane that if you remember that scene what was that movie where she like uncrosses her legs and everybody could see her basic instinct. That was that was like the biggest thing in the world. I know. Yeah. Sharon Stone's pussy. Sharon Stone's pussy caused ripples for a long time. It was everybody was like replicating that scene. Everyone's like, oh my God, a pussy. People were rewinding to try to see Sharon Stone's pussy. I did. Did you? I of course. Let's pull it up. I think Mr. Skin. Remember Mr. Skin a million years ago? Let's see this scene. If if you might be too young listening to understand there the movie was called Basic Instinct, and maybe it was the late 80s, early nineties. And this is like back when you had to find pornography in your father's uh stash. That's right. Which is kind of neat when you think about it because you're jerking off to the same thing your father jerked off to. And maybe his father's father jerked off to. So you realize that your sexual perversions and proclivities are purely genetic. Isn't that crazy? I wish you'd never said that. I know. That's why I fucking said it . No . You're jerking off, or you did. Our generation, our dudes jerked off to the stuff their dad I jerked off with my dad . Like we we were just kidding That North Carolina. We didn't have to dig around for his porn. Let's have another cigarette. Okay, so let me set this up. If those of y'all thanks babe when did this movie come out find the date on this I want to say eighty nine nine nine yeah let's see if we can pause it on her let's see her post nineteen ninety two. Netyin two . Okay. So nineteen ninety two. Nineteen ninety two. I believe we were fucking with Iraq. Yeah. Persian Gulf. There you go. I just kicked off. Bush was president, right? Yep. And this gorgeous Sharon Stone. I mean, one of the most fucking gorgeous women in cinema. Still is, by the way. Shout out to Sharon Stone. I follow you on Instagram, girl, and I know you follow me. We have a relationship. Did she follow you on the gram? Yeah. She's liked she's liked some of my stuff. Okay. But that's amazing. Uh she's she's so stunning in this film. And anyway, there's this iconic scene where she's being grilled by the cops and and apparently a beautiful, well lit mansion, and she's wearing this white dress and she crosses and uncrosses her legs, and for a split second you see into what? Her bush. But what is the bush? Oh you the portal. Into the Stargate. That's right. Into the universe, the eye of God. Oh oh, here comes her pus . You could barely see it. It's like a Barbie bush. I didn't even see it. Did you see your quiz? It was blurred. I mean I'm sure it was blurred. Can we do can you can we see it again? I mean we should just finally use technology for what it was made for and pause it. You can't I think yeah, I see it. You see it? I see it. I kind of do, I guess. Or I mean what the fuck? It is kind of weird. Can you pull up the actual find it? Cause this scene, like I remember watching That's CGI. They definitely CGI to something in there. Looks I mean, look at that. That's definitely CGI. That's lazy CGI. So how do men feel about that? Like if you know that we're all walking around with these portals in between our legs, to divinity. Like how does that affect you guys? It's gotta be weird. Because if I knew that your dong was a portal into divinity, I think it would really fuck me up. Because I'd be like, dude, I'm like I'm so afraid of you. Or like, I don't know. I don't know if you're not. I don't think we think about it that much. I don't I don't think it's the kind of thing where dudes are like thinking like why don't I have a portal 's portal? I don't think that there's a sense of portal envy no i don't think there's portal envy uh at all if i had to guess i mean i've never once wanted to be pregnant not once having watched aaron go through it there's never been a time in my life where i've wanted to be pregnant, wanted to breastfeed. Breastfeeding's horrible. But you know, did you ever I'm sure I'm sure Aaron probably told you about this. Did you ever see that article? Like, so it it's sort of like peak wokeness. All these articles, they still come out a little bit, started showing up with dudes who felt jealous that their wife's could breastfeed and they couldn't. Do you remember that article? Did Aaron send you that? And sure she has, but I it's an article this guy wrote where he said he was glad that his wife wasn't producing milk anymore. It's like dudes who get those like boobs where they can breastfeed the baby because they feel jealous. I think that is just such a fuck ed up mind state. So fucked up. To w wanna do that. Well, here's where it gets sticky, the sticky wicket. Yeah. Is that you grew up sucking on your mom's tits most likely and then your wife's body becomes a place of erotic location. So you sucked on your wife's tits. 100%. And now this other guy is out in the world sucking on your wife's tits. So maybe is that the jealousy? Like why does he get to suck on my life? You are the most insecure piece of sh it on earth. If you're jealous of a baby sucking your wife's tits, something is off with you. That is a bad sign. Like it's a baby. But then like how do you okay, for instance, if like a baby had to suck on I guess my husband's penis or something to survive, would I feel jealousy? I might on some unconscious fucked up weird level not be able to like reconcile the craziest black mirror episode or Twilight Zone where smoking babies through your dick. That's I don't know. We're in the future, babe. It could happen. No, don't say that. I don't even want to put that out there. You can't. It's so disgusting. It's disgusting, but I don't think I just , you know, that you can like get to a point when there's tons of babies where you wish that you could hang out with your wife without like little people yelling at you and stuff like that. And you could definitely you do recognize that like during the period of like post baby like sex is out the window and you can but I don't d be jealous of a baby is pretty weak sauce, right? I I I know. I mean I guess it was like a muscular barbie. Oh there it is. Oh my god. Oh my god, it is there. Dude, she had a perfect Barbie . Holy shit. They really did show her bush. Her non bush. She shaved that thing. But it was so perfect. That's a perfect vagina. I didn't know it was really in there. Me neither. That's amazing. No. Huh. But isn't that nice that we can look at it now as adults, like really look at it? I never thought I'd get to really look at Sharon Stone's pussy I I know. It's it's incredible. And then eventually you're gonna be able to recreate that with your 3D printer. You could do it now. You could recreate her bush in your three D printer and actually have sex with it. That's fucking incredible. You could easily. That's easy to render. 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Since we're doing magic and I'm demonstrating that I have great magical abilities and do chaos magic and disguise myself as a comedian. Now, I want to I want to show you something. Yeah. Um okay, so this was taught to me in Cleveland by a new by a magician that I'm now becoming friends with. Whoa. Yes. Let me look up his name. Damn it. Jack. His name's Jack. No no no. This guy is so cool. Magicians are the enemies of stand-up comics ' theycause sell out venues and we're very resentful of venues. Very resentful. Just so you know very resentful. Hypnotists, we fucking hate those too 'cause they they just do such good business in the comedy clubs. It's weird. Yeah, it's not fair. I'm you know, I'm so sorry, Jack. I can't remember your last name. We just met when you look up Ass Magic Jack . He is awesome. We are gonna be best friends. I can feel it. You know when you get older, you don't make friends. So much partner. That's magic. He he has he got the record for getting kicked off America's got talent faster than any other person. now I wanna be a good one. Can we can we pull it pull it up real quick before I show you this trick he taught me. That's magic, Jack. Yeah, Jack Grady. Sorry, Jack. Let me just make my plug quickly. I'm sorry, Grades. I'm in Denver right now at Comedy Works, the downtown club. I think there's only tickets left on the Thursday show, so get them now. Okay, I'll see you in Denver, guys. I can't wait. Are you weird? Are you tatted? Come to my shows. That's all I want. I want weirdos. That's not true. You can be enormous and come too. I love the comedy wor ks. Oh my god, comedy works. So this, this is actually like I I don't know how to do magic. It's okay. So this just is a a a regular rubber band, no big deal, right? Yeah. Now, as it turns out, rubber bands are elastic things. Um, something to do with the quantum frequency of when you're doing this or that they can actually help people trans mit information without talking, right? So this is so insane. He taught me this and it it like it works. I've already done it with Aaron. It totally works. Okay. So um now I want you to think about what you had for breakfast. Do you remember what you had for breakfast uh two mornings ago? Yeah. Are you sure? Hold on. Try to remember it. Okay, I fucking yes. You sure you remember it? Yes, dude. Okay, so hold that in your mind. Hold that in your mind. Okay. Now I'm gonna show you something incredible. With this rubber band, watch this. So scary. Here, all you gotta do is take this, put it in your hand, hold out your hand. Sweaty in your hand. I'm gonna put it in your hand. This is this is gonna freak you out. This can freak you guys out. Now squeeze it in your hand. Squeeze it. Hold it. Hold it tight. Okay. I'm getting the message. All right . Okay, I got it. Now I could say what you have for breakfast. No problem. But how crazy would it be if I put what you had for breakfast in the palm of your hand? What if I could turn that rubber band into what you had for breakfast? Wouldn't be wild? Okay Okay., so now hold out your palm, open your hand . Hold it out, hold it out, shake it a little bit. Look, hold on, look, look, check it out, check it out, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Let's see. We'll get it and do it. Jack Grady . Jack Grady taught me that trick. But was I wrong? How did you know? This is astounding. Isn't that crazy? Thank you so much. Yeah. Wow. This is amazing. That's amazing. Guys, Jack Grady Duncan Trussell. Wow. Thank you so much. This is this is n't that insane? This is can I tell you this is the only magic I want for m for the rest of my life. This is fucking amazing. It's incredible magic. Ass magic. It's real. We gotta check him out. Now, Duncan. Yes. The reason I have you here today Pacifically Pacific is that we all know the government released a bunch of UFO stuff. Let's fucking go, Duncan. Let's fucking go. Let's go. What do you first of all, I've kind of looked at it. What are your initial thoughts on this? I gotta I let's smoke. Look, we gotta smoke for this. This is amazing. Here, bud. Well, you know, I'll tell I can't deal with it. Uh I'll I'll tell you, it is so fascinating to me. And for a lot of reasons. One , if you sort of take the alien stuff that's happening right now, yeah, and connect it to all the other stuff, which I know is what like crazy people do, but I I think it's worth noting that right now it's not just that we're getting disclosure or something that akin to disclosure. Right now we're also getting the Epstein files, we're also getting AI, and we're also getting World War III, maybe , and we're also getting the Honta virus. So we're getting all of these historic events like by themselves, any one of these things would be talked about for years and years and years and years. All of them are happening at the same time. I mean, this is this is the first time in American history that a sitting US president has like disclosed, has told them to release all these files, which they've been sitting on forever. And I've also heard from my friend Jeremy Corbell that uh this is just the first dump of these things. That these are this will be the the um the most boring of all of them, and they're already fucking crazy. But so people, skeptics uh watch these and they're just like, ah, whatever. It's like you have to look at it for what it is, which is it's the beginning of the the slow drip of disclosure. This is on a timeline. I saw the they had it on a fucking board of like how are they getting the public ready to drop it on us. And this is the slow drip. Let's take a look at what they're again. I don't I saw some of these and I'm like, okay, it's still not have you seen the st the star one? Let's see a bone. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This to me, it's it's the craziest one is the star one. An anomaly. I hate that they fucking call this UAP on it. Okay, so there there's a laser in the sky. There we go. Yeah, no. Yeah. Where is it? I hate that they do this. Like just okay, there it is. Okay, that's fucking sick. That's sick. What is that? And I love the way they see they the way that they fly seems kind of like birds or animals or creatures. Like they it's not like ships that we're used to. These things seem to be like uh almost like the the four it's not a spaceship as much as a a being or plasmoid is what people are calling them. I mean yes really crazy shit, like crazy, just that alone, and and again, the the I think the really important thing to remind yourself is you're like, well, I don't know, that could be anything. It's yeah, you're right. But the government's releasing this stuff now. The federal government is dumping this stuff on us. And Tim Burchett, who's one of the people leading the charge, Well, can I tell you something? I'm gonna come out and say it. I'm I'm I'm gonna come out right now . I'm I'm gonna come out. Guys, this is a big episode. I I was gonna kinda wait to out myself. Oh my god. But that that you're seeing, I see all the time I started seeing these well let's get back let me let me get I started seeing these in October I can see them anywhere I go I can see them in my front yard and my backyard. I can see them, not when it's cloudy. I've I've seen them multiple times. And I'll tell you how. I'll tell you the whole story, guys. This is a this is late breaking news. But okay, I'll tell you what happened. So I started talking to the Bledsoe family, you know, um, Ryan Bledsoe. And um because I'm way into this stuff for years and years. And anyway, I had kind of a fucking total awakening, total breakdown in October after I had cancer and um talking to blood cells, I'm like, I wanna go out there, I wanna fucking see these things. Let me see UFOs. Yeah. And Ryan goes, you know, Christina, if you just look up at the sky and you say to them, I'm not afraid, I want to see you, they might show up. And I fucking I shit you not . I did it in fucking boca rotone. Shout out to Harrison in Boca Rat one. Um, and I fuck they fucking up here, dude. And I know I've invited you over. I've shown people here in Austin, just come over Segura seen them. Ryan came out and Same kind of movement, the same kind of like zipping around. Not the zipping. I've seen them in Hawaii kind of do that, but the ones that I see just go across the sky. Same pacing they can crisscross, they they they're not planes because I've seen them I can see 18, 20 in one night look just like that. They respond to consciousness. I think not everybody Yeah, I was just about to say I can't see 'em. I think you I but you can't be afraid. I'm not afraid. Can't be afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm I'm not afraid. I th which m there's uh based on what you just said, there's one other possibility. No, but here's the thing, and I this is gonna sound even crazier, but the fact that I was in contact with the blood sows, and then he was like, Here, do this, and then if you come to my house , yeah, someone has to like introduce you to them. Does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense. I have to be with somebody uh and go, okay, look in the sky and now say I'm not afraid I want to see you. And then if I introduce you, they'll show up. And I think it's linked to consciousness. Yep. Because it on a day if I'm funky, if I'm weird in my head, if I'm not connected to if I don't meditate or whatever, I can't get them. Right. Only on I know this sounds crazy. And I'm telling you, my husband's seen them, my children have seen them, everybody's fucking seen them. Yeah. Come over to my house. Just kidding, don't come to my house. But um I see this shit all the time. And people in Texas, if you start fucking talking about it, people will say, Oh yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that over Austin. I've seen that. Yeah, I've friends. I've you're now you're my at least third friend. I'm out. You can call orbs. Like they just they could do it. They call 'em, they know how. They all say the same thing. Yeah. It's a state of mind. Yeah. You know, if you if you if you're weirded out or freaked out or if you have some sense of being afraid they will not show up, that's right. That you have to invoke them. And from the invocation, they seem to want to demonstrate themselves to you. And this is, you know, yes. This is part of the ongoing conversation about whatever is happening. And I think the bled cells are really into that. They're into letting people know that it's actually sort of your job to uh look up that you know, that that what we're doing is we're putting the power into the government's hands and by doing it. Correct has nothing to do with the government. Nothing to do. So this is what I think fully. Okay, yes, I don't this this I see constantly. These things are connected to consciousness. These things, if you want to be elevated as a human being, if you start to see them, if you start meditating, if you start opening your mind , how do I put this? It's like they want you to be enlightened. They want you to be awakened . And I th uh imagine a population of people that are awakened and can think for themselves. Imagine what would happen if people started realizing the power is within them and not the government. What what would happen? Yeah, what would happen? And and you know the it the if you sort of look at like disclosure as not the federal government wanting to tell us about these things, but the federal government wanting us to think that they have the power. They're the only ones who have the power to do that. To reveal it. It they maintain their power. And you know, if it is true what all the hippies have been saying forever. We live in a galaxy, universe teeming with life, benevolent life. Yes. And that complet ely decentralizes power structures on a planet. And anybody who's making money off of that power or anybody who depends on humans looking to the government to know what's right or what's wrong, they lose all that power right away. Absolutely. It changes things massively. And I I mean I have so many hippie friends. I don't doubt it. I just I've I've never ever seen one. And that doesn't mean I totally believe they're real. I don't think you're tough. I will. I would love to I would love to be introduced to these things because I want to catch one . We want to catch we don't want to shoot one, right? Don't you want to shoot? Just catch it. Like if I want to net it. You want to net it. I'll tell you why. Let me tell you why. Yeah. Because that's an infinite source of light. Like they glow, right? Yeah. Put it in a jar and you've got like light forever. It's like catching fireflies. Free electricity. Yeah. I mean, look, I I think this has you you're connected to the divine already. You don't need a middleman. Okay. And that's what this shit is. And I'm telling you now, and I know it sounds crazy. I'm not crazy come if you fucking know me you've known that I these things appear um you're in charge of your destiny not the no one else and and I think that that that is dangerous for our uh societal structures, I'm guessing. I don't know. Well hundreds of things But what if uh you had a a a a system of enlightened people. I'm sorry. Is that the aliens? Nope. Damn it. And I don't know how to turn it off. I like that's another it's just uh stun. But imagine if you had a population of people that that got it, we're connected, connected to life, to the divine, the consciousness, and we could actually make a world that wasn't a fucking shithole. I mean this is the entire teaching of Jesus. Yeah. Which you're not gonna hear. The the actual like whenever I'm reading the New Testament , it's rel ated to just what you're talking about. It's somebody going around saying you don't need a middle man, they don't have direct contact. Not only that, but you can do anything you want. You can heal yours elf, you can manifest things, you can do whatever you want. And then the reaction the power structure had to someone going around saying that, Oh, you have to kill that motherfucker. Get him to shut up. Because as long as you think there's other people in charge of you being happy, you've given them your power. Yes. The pyramid structure of our society is really 100% against that. We have centralized everything, right? Yes. Centralized power. You have to have go to the gas station, go to the charging. Everything is based on centralization and essentially parasitism. They s they suck your energy out in exchange for some bullshit. That's what we call capitalism. But also too, I don't I want people to know uh in terms of what I think this stuff is. It's non-denominational. I don't think it's in it is not incompatible with Jesus. It is not incompatible with Buddha. It's not incompatible. All these great religions are essentially saying the same truth. Uh that they're better. I'm better than everybody. No, that the you know, sorry I was trying to make a joke about I don't want to joke about it because it's the same fucking thing. You know, you've got the power, you just have to connect. And I I had a friend tell me a really good saying that prayer is talking to God, meditation is listening. And I invite you to start meditating and and fucking listen because it is out there. The con consciousness is still a mystery. We're on this old atomic model that doesn't even fucking make sense. Yeah. And it's about to die. We're on the precipice of a new age where we know how things are working. So this is the beginning, I think, of that knowledge of like time and not time travel, but space travel and how how it all works, how consciousness works. We don't really even fucking know. And this is the beginning of hopefully the real exploration of consciousness and what it's capable of. That's right. The age of Aquarius is here. That's what it it's all about that. And it's all about not locking into anyone else telling you how things are. That's I think why a lot of people get turned off by organized religion is there's a sense of a it's oppressiveness to it. The rules are sort of the rules. But but then again, some people really enjoy those rules and the traditions and the the containment of such systems, which I think there's some value in that too, but ultimately it's between you and that up there. And the middleman, not necessary. It's Gnosticism. This is kind of a form of Gnosticism, is what I think is going on. You think it's Gnosticism? You mean like the dimierge is like is like feeding off of our attention? It's it it's Yeah, some some form of that, but every lore has some form of that, right? The devil, Satan, demons Yeah energy, whatever the fuck. Yeah. It's secondary like reality versus primary reality. You get a primary reality, which is that you are whether you like I mean Buddhism the way it comes across is you already are enlightened. Like the within you is enlightenment. Enlightenment is inside of you right now. And which is hard to understand if you know you're just screaming at someone in traffic or something. The enlightenment is there. But it is actually emptiness or the sort of um the the fundamental freedom that's inside every single person like you're you're you're sort of like you're running all these apps and you call that your personality. It's who you think you are, but it's not underneath that is fun. Yeah, the ego. Yeah, because what I've learned, uh I mean, I am kind of freaked out honestly to come out with this because I I I'm so glad you are I know I'm out man I'm a fucking weirdo and um uh yeah okay so so since I've started like meditating and seeing these things it's uh broken down a lot of the bullshit of my personality, my ego, what you're talking about, the stories that you tell yourself, the roles you think that you play, yeah. This this reality you think you live in. And then behind that is consciousness, is the true self, is the conne cted self. The the you and I are manifestations of one fucking consciousness. That's it. Yeah. Do you get into Neville Goddard? No. Oh, he's good. He's the original like manifestation for yeah. Bring it up. Let's see this. Neville Goddard is amazing. I've been listening to a whole Neville Goddard artist. Oh, he's in crazy. Well, you and I were always into Ramdas together. Yeah, there he is. He's intense. It's intense. Fuck yeah, dude. I like Alan Watts. I've been listening to that that guy's got it down. I like Alan Watts too. I'll listen to this. He's a little heady for me, but this is really good because he's using sort of a Christian framing of the thing, but he's using so basically he thinks that the the Bible is this encoded system that so you know you most people who are atheists or are like on Reddit bitching about Christianity, they'll be like, You really think there was a talking snake? But they don't they don't realize this is a a code. And it in also in some churches in some denominations, they don't realize it either, strangely enough. They think it's meant to be taken literally when the thing is yes a a code. And so his like one of the things he talks about is like, you know, when God's talking to Moses, God says, I am. And so that I am is the fundamental human experience, that sentience, awareness. You know that you are. So that you areness is what Goddard calls it's an unconditioned consciousness. And Goddard says, we are the universe. Like you were saying, where everyone you can't that no matter you can't argue with that. Like you are part of the universe. And but you're a conditioned part of the universe. So you're a part of the universe that's been conditioned to imagine that life is a certain way, and the way that you see life is a filter through which the universe is expressing itself via your perception, and that where like the prayer thing that you're talking about, a lot of people they the way they see prayer is sort of entreating some deity to give them something. And the Goddard says that that the way prayer actually works is first you have to get to that unconditioned state, the I am state via meditation. You find it, your being, yeah. And then where it gets really trippy, really trippy, is that you have to the thing that you want, whatever it may be, your desires. Goddard says that's the universe, that's what the universe wants to express through you. Your desires are what the universe is wanting you to bring into your perceptual field. And so people feel guilty about their desires. So they think I could never have this or that. Or unworthy. Unworthy. That's my biggest thing. That's it. Sorry, but continue your thought. Well, that's I'm glad you said that because that's most of us and most of us feel so beat down and helpless and yes and and and and we just feel so like hopeless that you you you feel unworthy. And so uh Goddard is saying it does that is part of your conditioning. That's the conditioned state. And so because you are the universe or you're part of the universe and you have this conditioned state and the universe is progenitive it's always making stuff the universe is in a constant state of nature is creation yeah always and you're part of nature so nature is going to flow through that filter of unw orthiness and so you get all these coded messages in the Bible where like that sound weird like when Jesus is saying if for those who don't have more will be taken away and that is basically saying y your conditioned state of consciousness of lack is going to always replicate itself in infinite for infinite. So the way you peel it. The way you peel it is you have to do this thing, which for a lot of people they want to do because they want to be disappointed. But what you have to do is experience your life as though the thing you're wanting it already happened. Oh, right. That's the manifestation uh trick. Yes. That's how you get stuff. That's how you that's how you get stuff in the real world. And you can manifest celebrity, money, a podcasting studio. Yeah. Um you can manifest that that's okay. So that that's a yes and I'm going to yes and you. Please. So I think that's learning how to ride the stream of consciousness and becoming one with it, placing an order and believing that it'll come to you. Yeah. That one I learned, yeah . The real trick to all this, and I think what these orbs are, since I've been meditating and and it's broken down my bullshit personality stuff, the lies that I've been telling myself as a human, and they want you to feel this is the weirdest thing. The more you feel your sadness, you feel that primal fucking sad ness, the little Duncan, the little Christina, the shit that fucked you up way back when, and then it keeps repeating in your adulthood. You've got to resolve that stuff and and grieve it and acknowledge your fucking wh awful feelings all of them and let them pass through you if you embrace the suffering then that shit starts showing up in your life, those orbs and all these things. I'm telling the supernatural whatever that caused consciousness now can be a part of your being, but only until you clean out your bullshit. That's right. And I know that sounds it sounds insanity. It sounds insane, but I gotta tell you, since I started fucking seeing these things and meditating and getting into it, I've broken down so much of the bullshit that I was afraid of looking at. And you go into the heart of darkness and it sucks and you have a dark night of the soul and it fucking sucks. But then there's this rearranging of your reality because now you're in living in truth. You're living in a fucking place of your being. Yeah. Not by the bullshit, the survival modes that you were living in as a child. You created your survival stories when you were little to survive. And then you start to see those. You're like, wait, wait, do I actually fucking believe that? That's silly. Why am I doing that? That's superstition. That's not good. That's not good. And then you break it down, you break it down. Anyway. Love it. I'm a high functioning retard. And uh I gotta smoke again because that was need to sweat after now. I'm sweating. We're gonna manifest today. We're manifesting number 13. Look around you right now, listeners. Guarantee you're gonna see some kind of 13. You're gonna see it. You're gonna feel it. Open your heart to the demons Not to the demons. But you gotta block out the bad You can't you can't open your heart to demons. No. You gotta you gotta block block your energy out for the bad stuff. Yeah. Well, I mean what other fuck with you too th What the demons? I don't know. I don't believe in it necessarily 'cause I I no. I don't I don't know. I don't know. Do you think people are possessed by demons? I think you just described demonic possession in the best way. No, truly. I mean it's like, okay, but only because you're you're you know, you it's so sad we live in a world where you have to do a preamble about talking about something that people have been seeing since all of recorded history. People have different names for these things. It wasn't always UIPs. It was fairies. Fit you know, there's so they're mini names for these fucking things. They've been been around for a long time. But yeah, I I think that um to put it in a West ern Western language, you know, Carl Jung talked about neurosis. Yeah, yeah. So you have a neurosis, you have a part of your personality, you don't want to accept the shadow. The shadow fragments. It lives in your subconscious. It takes on its own personality. It comes out at weird times. And that part of yourself, when people see it, they're like, I don't even know who you are anymore. And it's like, yeah, you saw like a a a broken off fragment of myself that's turned into some horrific thing that pops out sometimes. It's been ruining my life. And that is a demon. Like another word for that would be a demon is living inside yeah it's a it's so there's all kinds of words for it demon sounds more sinister but I don't I mean is there like asmodeus or some bullshit like that I don't know but for sure when you know, you see people saying the exact same sentence over and over and over again online or in person. You know what I mean? When you start hearing these condition memes, I call it mem m mnemonic possession, people possessed by some kind of cultural demon that manifests as like Taylor Swift or right wing culture war stuff, left wing culture war stuff. You know, when you start realizing all the people on the right are dressing and saying the same shit. All the people on the left all are wearing Rachel Maddow glasses. Do you know what I mean? Why what is that? It's a demon. It's an expression of some it's a shadow. Yeah. So I don't think there's really demons. I think you did a great job just now. A lot of people I have a feeling a lot of people are gonna be like, I've seen 'em too. I hope so. 'Cause here's the thing, like I I mean it freaked me the fuck out and I I've showed like I said, I can I've showed Tom them, I've showed p like everyone I've shown them to people. So it's not just like a hallucination. It's real. It's real. And I mean I think they're inherently good. I've never had a bad encounter with these things and I've gone to Hawaii and I've seen them in Hawaii. I've seen them in fucking you know anywhere, dude. And I'm afraid it is scary to come out and be like, hey, I'm this fucking spiritual weirdo and um I guess I am now. I don't know. You know, you've got scary. stay in the closet regarding this stuff, it actually will cause the stuff to atrophy for you. That you it wants to be declared. It wants it wants to be like it wants to be out there. It is real. God, I wish we could play this song. You can't play songs on here, right? You get date. I'll send you this great song, God is alive, magic is afoot. You ever heard that song? No. So good. Who wrote it? Or who said it? Marie St. Clair, I think is her name, but I could be wrong about that. Oh, it will you'll cry. Oh, I love it. It's so cool. Listen to that, you guys. This stuff's real. This stuff is real. It's it's not um it's not as woo-woo as you think. And I'll tell I'll tell you about this one too. You know those the hunches, the feelings you get around certain people. When you look in somebody's eyes and you go, Oh, there's no no there . Someone's dead, someone's gone. The feeling you've ever picked up the phone, um this is back in the ol den days and and that person that you were trying to call is on the line already. There's connections and consciousness. There's people that you're connected to for certain reasons. I'm connected to you. I've always loved you. Because I think you and I are on that same frequency. There's different wavelengths of personalities. And that's why some people are for you, some people are not for you. Yep. There's a reason that you're attracted to certain things and you're repulsed by certain things. But is if you notice that when you start shifting your consciousness that certain people do just naturally fall out of your life. It's scary. That's the fucked up part. And that's that's the scary fucked up part. Is you'll be like, oh, I can no longer tolerate the old way of being. I can't, I simply cannot have these conversations. Right. I I especially after I had cancer, I was like, I can't do fucking chit chat. That should I I I barely could before. Get fucked. I don't want to talk about the weather. I can't I can't do it, man. Me either. Yeah, it's so fucking boring. It's so boring and it's and it's you you it almost requires this like level of compassion when somebody wants to do chit chat because you r you realize like I know you want to love. I know that you want love the way I want love. Yeah. And I know that you feel like it's not polite to talk about things other than sports or the weather, but underneath that as a person who wants to connect. And so that's the way I try to do it is like even though I would rather like just cut to the chase. Let's go man some people' theyre just not there, they can't do it. And it's it I I think that's the job is to yeah it's cut through that bullshit and connect. Or just do the small talk. You can actually, do just do the small tal k if the intent is there, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so boring. But I will say I think the intent of this consciousness, the intent of these orbs, the intent is connection, is love, is positivity. It is it is nothing but healing yourself, healing others through this message. The message is positive. And the Bledsoe family, I know um the father wrote a book about it . Uh what's it called? Something of God. UFO of God. If you guys want to read that, he gives an account of his encounter with they call it the phenomenon. And he had like a bunch of other really direct uh experiences that I have not personally had. Um but the message ultimately is the Christian message of like, just fucking be cool, dude. Like, just love yourself primarily. And when you love yourself fully and you forgive yourself and you love the person that is flawed inside of you, sends the miraculous happens. That's the miracle, is you transform yourself, and then those around you become transformed by your inherent love of yourself. You know, you ever notice that? Like when you hang around people that are fit, you become fit. When you hang around people that know love, then you feel the love. And it translates like that's all this is. And I don't know why the government is being so fucking weird. Because they're usually so loving. It's very strange. I don't know. I mean I mean the US government, the federal government has always been giving a message of like love . Love yourself first. But this this stuff , this this UFO hysteria, I really think is either it's a way to start another war, they're looking for another enemy, it's another we gotta shoot bullets in the sky. I don't know. And I don't know what these crafts are. I've not seen this stuff. I know people that have seen these things, but the ultimately the message is peace and love, peace and love. It is not let 's sh let's kill the if they wanted to kill us these UFOs, they could have done it a long fucking time. Hundred percent. Yeah, you're right. A long time. Have you seen the star? The one that looks like the one. Can you pull up the star UFO over the OG They are in the ocean. They're what do they call that? They've there's a name for that. They could like the o they don't they could yeah, they have they're hiding in the ocean or they have bases in the ocean. That's what Burgett is saying. Oh Birgit's saying. If you do the image search, it'll pop right up. That thing. If you see this, what the fuck ? Maybe that's what I'm seeing, but way up higher. Like it hasn't come close to it looks like a crustacean or something, but like this this thing came out of the ocean. Looks like some kind of weird sort of coral crusty star thing. Fuck yeah. And there's the you know, th now we're getting this entire I I guess taxonomy, is that what you call it of all these different d types of craft people are saying get close up on the star, dude. I want to see a big image of that the image that's on the right there on the Reddit image. Yeah. Of all footage I've seen, that's the one that like really freaks me out the most. Is there f it does it move? Can we see it move? But yeah, it just looks like some kind of coral shit, dude. That could be what I'm fucking seeing way up high in the sky. Well, I mean, but also it it is, you know, that's where you get into the biblical stuff. Like, you know . The why the guiding star. Well they didn't have the word ufo back you know when jesus was born or whatever so they're gonna call it a star because it fucking looked like a star. Yeah they don't have the word uap now in the Bible they're gonna call it whatever. The didyn't know you could do it. You could have an airplane back then. So they're not gonna look at something like that and say it's a ship. So crazy. Yeah. But they they are they are here. And you know, I I'll tell you my theory on disclosure, it's a little cynical . Is that there is some possibility that it's known that these things are deciding to show themselves to us right now and the government's just trying to get ahead of the curve. Yeah, yeah. I think so. That could be happening. I mean, why the fuck does some why the fuck are they showing themselves to some comedian in Austin? I've got no skin in this game. Why are they showing themselves all of a sudden? Because you could signal boost it. Oh, and I'm doing it. Good. I'm signal boosting, bitch. Here you go. Yeah. Here you go, universe. Because yeah, they're coming out now. There's a fucking reason for it. This is a narrative. This is so destructive, the government's narrative on this. Yeah. So fuck it. This is not true, you guys. There's no way. They could have killed us. They could have killed us long ago. They probably did. Captured us and now we live in a simulation they created and at the end of the simulation they show up to reprocess everything. Did ever occurred to you. Yeah. We might be in a in the the way the world ends is that or the end of the loop is just these things start showing up and things get really weird and then you start over why what I've experienced with them with this consciousness raising program that they're on. It's not like that, dude. They want you it's it's peace and love. I don't think so. I don't think there is villainous. I don't maybe there are other beings. Fuck, I don't know. Maybe there are reptilians that that want this agenda. But the the the the things that I'm saying, that ain't it. It's not it. Yeah, I don't I just I whatever I'm saying ain't it. And and you know, I would guess that if a species, assuming these are from space , was going to survive long enough to develop the kind of technology they apparently have. Your civilization isn't going to last unless you get to a place where you realize what you're describing is the only way to run a civilization that as long as you're running a civilization based on you, me, yeah, you know, d division, divisiveness, conquering, all that stuff, your civilization is doomed. Like that how could a civilization last? Stupid you're not gonna Well, you've heard of these UAP showing up um over nuclear sites. That that's a weird coinky dink. Why are they doing that? Because they don't want us to be blowing each other up. Because it creates a ripple in the fucking universe. You can't you can't be blowing things up, guys. Because uh the earth is earth is a hell garden right now . And it there needs to be more people who aren't fucking shitheads running things and and being out there, I think. Well, don't you think that's already happening? We're running over time. I don't know how long. I don't care how much time you got, but I have all the time. Let's get weird. But don't you think that um Yeah, that's what I see. I've seen that motherfucker in my fucking that shape. Not the ship. Those round fucking orbs. I see that shit nightly, bro. Come over. Did you ever see ? I'm telling you. Have you ever seen the video of the crop circle? Someone caught a video of one of those little zingers making a crop circle. Stop it. Is that real or is that real? I don't know it's probably this. It's before AI. It's an older video. Is it real? I don't know. Could be bullshit. There's another of those little sweeties. Yeah. A little star. This is got some smoke there, too. This is not scary. This is this is this is you know what this is too? This is asking humans to level up. This is the universe saying, humans, it's time for you to level the fuck up. That's right. Ready? Can we do it now? That's it. 2026, bitch. Let's go. You can do it. You can do it. We are doing it. It is happening. That's what I was telling you earlier. People are doing this is happening. Oh yeah. Oh here we go. Nineteen ninety seven. Yeah, check it out. You could see the little these little guys doing the doing some doing some graffiti . Oh shit, man. Isn't that wild? They just see look at that. That's right . Yeah . That's so cool. And look, that does happen to be the same shape as those star things. And you know a lot of people are like, what? Well how come UFOs, how come these orbs only show up in like well actually no, I've said this to the to the to Ryan Blood, so I was like, how come they only show up for for fucking hillbillies, dude? You know, historically, jokingly, because I do love the Bledsoe family. And I do too. And uh and he's like, well, cause Christina, there ain't shit out here. And you can fucking see the sk y. And I'm like, yeah, that that is a really good point that they can make themselves known in more remote areas. Now that being said, I fucking seen him in LA, man, in Hollywood. What fucking se I'll give you my theory. Here's my theory on why they so you know the general sort of like stereotype is the farmer is abducted by an alien, right? Yeah. And so or the crop circles, but so i if you were just getting to know a species, you would not think that the people who had all the power were like politicians. You would be like, it's gotta be the people growing food, right? Oh my god food is the most important thing.. That's so good And so you're like, how do we talk to them? Oh, put a message in the food that they grow to eat. That's that's why they show up to those people because they uh think they must be the most important part of the society. They make the food. I don't know. I don't know. Look, it's a wide fucking universe. There's all kinds of sh what, Nyanna, what do you think? You have a very pregnant face. You're very No, I love this shit. Yeah, I know you do. You believe in this stuff too. What's your thoughts? What are you thinking? This is the first time I'm seeing all of like this new footage stuff. So but yeah, I wanna I wanna see the orbs. Come over, girl. Okay. I was saying, man, we should all do a mushroom tree. I'm telling you, come over on a clear night. If if the weather is clear tonight, come to my fucking house. I will show you these beings. This is not this is not malicious. This is this is peace and love. They want you to grow and expand your consciousness. That's the message. Have you been experiencing any any weird shit in your house yet? Mm-hmm. Well that's that's different, bro. But wait, you didn't mention that. Yeah. Talk about that. Yeah, okay. Um well I have I've uh fuck you're really calling me out on my weirdo shit, Duncan. No, I'm calling you out on Sega's if you gotta if you're gonna tell people to do this stuff you gotta also talk about the other thing that's happening. Here here's a deal, man. And you didn't tell me this but I already knew it because people who do this stuff start experiencing phenomena in their own house. Okay. You're right. If you want it, so here's the deal, man. So look at my my shit's dinging up. Okay. If you want to be closer to this consciousness, they only come if you want it. This sounds fucking nuts, but I'm telling you. Vampires only go where they're invited. That's right, baby. There there's a reason for these lores. Okay. I think the vampire is actually uh uh And it's also polite people. Let's not forget . It's also a metaphor for just basic decency. You know you know,? Don't go or you're not invited. Like if vampires respect fucking boundaries, what's your problem? Yeah. So okay, so yes. So um I've seen I have seen, and it's only when I'm in states of consciousness that I am very, very connected to this. I have seen the matrix, meaning the grid. And I went You've seen it? Yeah, but only on like if if I only like combining like nitrous and LSD. I kick. Okay. So I can see it sober. Yeah. I can see it if I'm very relaxed. Usually I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I will see the grid. But then the minute I get really lucid it it won't last. I've seen an orb in my room. I've seen God sounds so weird. I've seen fucking um I once saw this one's funny. This one's kind of cool. I saw a black ghost. Look like kind of like Annie. With I swear to god, Annie. It was like you and he had glass es on like these really wacky glasses okay and then how come I go to a restaurant a week later and I meet the guy and I was like fuck off I didn't tell him. I was like, what's your name? Where are you from? Bh but like why do I see this? Yeah. So that was I think that's a time loop thing or a time travel thing. I don't know. I don't know what it all means. Uh my lights will just come on if I'm thinking certain thoughts. Yep The old light flicker. The old light flicker. Yeah, that. Oh, yeah, so the first night I saw these things, I will tell you this, hold on, I gotta reapply my lipstick. Berlin, Christina P and That is so cool. You got your own lipstick. Of course I do, Bibbs. Come on. God, and this is the manifest. Okay. I love you guys. You guys have look at you. You got your own vodka and merchandise. You guys are amazing. Inspirational. Better us than them. I'd rather sell you some shit than a little company that doesn't do good things. That's at least good. I get that from really. Okay, do you want to hear the really trippy shit? All right. I'm gonna come clean. This is a YMH exclusive. I'm fucking nervous. Here we go . Okay . So the night I was in Boca Retone. Ryan Bledsoe tells me, look at the sky. Ask to see them and they might they will they will come. So I'm in fucking boca in a hotel. It's it's just like a public place. I'm in the sky, I look, holy shit, there's one there, just like that. Those orbs. There's another one there and I'm with my children and I and I go, guys, do you see this or am I hallucinating? I'm with my kids. I'm not fucking high. I'm not on mushrooms. I'm not drunk. I'm nothing. Okay. And yes, my older boy, yeah, mom, I see that. Juju, do you see that? Yeah, mommy, I see that. They see it at the same time. And at the same time, I have a Fitbit watch on. And it's fucking going crazy. Crazy. And I was like, this is fucking surreal. This can't be real. So I go back to my hotel room and now the light in the fucking bathroom is blinking. Dee dee dee dee dee. It's it's uh like a Morse code. I can't I don't know what it is. Dee dee dee dee. And then the light in the hallway, same fucking coat. Dee dee dee dee all night long, Duncan. And I was terrified when they came in the w when when it wasn't the hotel room, I was scared, so I slept in the same room as my children. I don't know how far this goes down the rabbit hole? It's all night, the lights are flickering. And then I finally go into the bathroom, the lights are flickering, and I take a piss and I'm talking to it. And I'm like, I see you, I got it, thank you. And then it stopped. Stopped. And then that that night in Boca again, I go, if I'm fucking real, if this is real, let me see you. And I'm just sitting in the fucking restaurant in Boca Ratone and I look up and here they come again. Same thing, same thing. Okay, Ellis, is this true? Yeah, I see it, mommy. Is this true? Yes. Again, the next night. Is this coming? And now, anywhere I go, anywhere in the fucking world, if I look up at the sky on a clear night, and if my mind, if my cons ciousness is clear, only if I'm clear, if I'm in my ego mind, if I'm thinking about, oh fucking hate this motherfucker, this guy did me wrong. Fuck you. I'm depressed. I hate my mother. I hate my father. Fuck you. They're not gonna show up. Right. However, if I get into love, the conscious the higher consciousness of love, connection, joy, and it often if I remember the first time I met them in Boca , if I remember the first time I saw them and the joy that I felt at confirmation that the supernatural is real, they show up. Joy, respect, love, all the positive feelings of human stuff, if you feel that and look up, they come. If I again if I start getting shitty, and la blah, it they go. Right. It's so fucking crazy. I can't believe I'm out. Oh my god. You did it. You did it. I'm out. I'm out. I'm a fucking weirdo man. I'm seeing stuff. But you But it's true and other people have seen it too. It's not just me, I swear. If you so if you look at the the typical like it I'm not against debunkers. In fact I'm very grateful for many debunkers because I don't want come on over, debunkers. I'll show you some shit. People in the UFO community get mad at them, but I do think we need conscious people who are also like no Jeremy Corbell, by the way, the guy who like he is very like I've s you poor guy, I feel bad for him being my friend. He must just get swamped by stoner sending him bullshit. Like, dude, what's this? Have you seen this? And like he's like so sweet, but he he always is like Doug it you don't uh what that looks like to me is like lights reflecting off of a window and like he doesn't you know we need that but if you look at the a lot of the debunker comments, you will notice that it's not just like they're saying, I don't think this is real. I think it could be this. There's this strange level of aggression, anger, the stuff that you're saying drives them away in the comments that it's one thing to be scientific in your approach to observing phenomena. But why are you so pissed in your observation? Uh and I think this would potentially create a situation where via you're like for what you're pissed off at people who believe in aliens, but if being angry is one of the things that they're not into it. You're not gonna ever see them. That's why I think people in the government, God bless them, I'm sure there are good people working there, but maybe they're not of this consciousness. Maybe they're not of this mind to want to see, to be positive. Maybe they are in fear consciousness. I don't know. Clearly, they're doing war. Yeah . So I think that's a huge problem too. And maybe this Burchett guy, has he oh, does Corbell see orbs? Does he see what I see? Or is he only seeing craft? I'm I don't I don't know. I you know that's asked I'm curious to see if Corb I should ask him what his I I wouldn't be surprised. And you know, I he hasn't mentioned that to me, but also Corbell, he I think he understands like the role he plays is that if he expresses stuff the way you express it. And he's never, as I recall, he's never mentioned the orbs to me. But I feel like he really knows that like if he he wants to s he wants to be a journalist and he because he recognizes how important it is to get this information out to people that maybe all the woo stuff and things like that he's less he's not gonna announce it because he doesn't want people to be like oh really the guy who sees orbs and you want me to believe you. Because he's he does see that it's an important role. And I think he would look at what you're doing is important too. Well anything that gets people non s ort of I will tell you too that creative people, I know that the Bledsoe family , like uh they'll come out and they've been going to like a lot of creative people, musicians, comedians, the the quote, the weirdos of the world, because we're open to this kind of stuff. Yeah. We're open. And look, uh hey, if I fucking disappear tomorrow , bitches, you saw this here and you know what fucking happen. And I hope not, okay, because I'm not out here telling everybody to overthrow anything. No. All I'm saying is open your consciousness, open your heart, open your arms, uh to something bigger than than what it what you see. This reality is just one layer of it. You guys is just the atomic model that you guys are on. You know the term ascension. Ascension. Ascension. Oh ascension. Yes. That's just yes. Right. So theoretically, based on what you're saying, you could raise your consciousness, like 'cause i you could call it a lot of different things, but it is seems like a form of navigation. Like right now, we think navigation is getting from our house to the grocery store, our house to work. This is a whole different type of navigation. It's almost more like in a dream where you move into a new dream. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So theoretically, could you raise your consciousness to the point where you actually shift completely out of this reality into an alternate timeline and at that point you do blip out. At that point you do, disappear. All the disappearing scientists, all the is that the rapture that they're talking about? Is people figure this stuff out and then stop living in this reality? That's not what I'm understanding. When I'm understanding is that life on earth is a gift. You're and you've said this before, Duncan, when you were like twenty-eight, you're like a human incarnation is the greatest gift, man. And I remember when you were saying that shit back when we were kids and I was like, what is this fucking nut job talking about? You're I think you're right, is that this human incarnation man is a gift. Is it a gift because the timeline is eternal, right? Like once you're out of this meat vessel, now you're just pure consciousness. And time in the consciousness world is just forever. There is no beginning, middle, and end. But when you're into a human body, into this human vessel . Yeah. There's a beginning, middle, and end. And it's a lovely drama. It's a lovely play. That you're being put into. It's what Bill Hicks said. It's just a ride. And he fucking knew early. He got he died at what 34. Yeah. A lot of people know it. early Jimi Hendrix, I think, knew it. David Bowie fucking knew it. The artists know. Yep. Because they come in and they're later in the incarnation cycle. They fucking know it. And the point is to live out the drama and try to remember who you are. Oh yeah, thanks. Okay, did I nail it? Oh I'm transcendent reality . We've done it on your mom's house. The guru is he 's not the guru. I am not the guru. No, no, no, no. Never. Well, never, never, never, never, never, never. But do you know what they say about that? No, but okay. Not the cast well and that's i love that you like under like that you have respect for for that but there's different sorts of the the idea is there isn't a bunch of different gurus there's one guru so there's a uh an enlightened consciousness shows up in in a certain way. And so that guru can come out of you sometimes where the the where like you actually Oh right like I channeled that. Just for a second it comes out of you. Yes, yes, articulate something like that . And then I go back to talking about farts and com Yes. That's what we need to do. Then I'm back into being a dummy. The best. Oh but that's not but but to your point, the point is not to go into obli that that is a fear. That's the that's the fear mind talking. You will die and go back into oblivion, into consciousness again. That's the end of the ride. You don't need to hasten. Ha hasten hasten. You don't need to hasten your own demise. Yeah, you don't need to do that. Just enjoy it while you're here and and feel the pain and feel the suffering. Feel the shit of the world. Feel it. Feel the joy of the world. And then you just go back to the fucking everlasting. You go back into the one. But right now we're individuated for enjoy it. Yeah, just enjoy it. Enjoy the show. It's like you this is what Ramdoss would say. Yeah. You go to a movie, and you you know, get completely absorbed. If it's a good movie, yeah, you get completely absorbed in the movie. If you're watching a horror movie for a second, you're in the horror movie, you're terrified. It's very similar to dreams. When you have a dream that is what's better than having a terrifying dream in the dream remembering that you're having a dream, yes and instantly all the fear goes away. Instantly it's it's you you even the the the dream could still be going on, but the fear is not there anymore. And now it goes from being a nightmare to being an awesome dream. That's it. And that's when and that's the secret. And that's that's that's when you manifest things, by the way. That's right. If you're out there looking for stuff, stuff is great. I will never poo-poo money. Money buys freedom. Yes. Freedom is essential to ex to to life. So I don't poo-poo material goods. I don't believe in that. But uh the key is to get clear and to get clean spiritually and to try to get get beyond your own bullshit. That's right. Your own fucking mind. That's that's telling you lies and stories that were created when you were little and then it just repeats. Why do you why do you keep dating the same asshole? Why do you keep meeting the same pieces of shit? And why do you keep making the same kind of friends that fuck you over? Well, because you haven't resolved the initial wound. And then you're gonna live out of that wound instead of living out of the the pure consciousness. They want you to live out of pure consciousness. They want you to live up here. And really all the magic happens down here. In here. It's the soul, baby. I think they want you to live in your heart, actually. Well, I mean, I thought no no no. They right. I thought the world is is up in your ass. It's a very it's a very technical world. You've got to fill out all these forms the right way. You gotta organize and keep lists and tall the ch all this stuff. Yeah, that's all up in your head. 'Cause you lost your mother as I lost my mother in this physical world. You know what's cool about all those forms and all the social security number and all that bullshit? It just goes away. They give your social security number to somebody else. And all the officialness of your existence is fucking gone. But I wanted to tell people if you want to get in touch with this this consciousness that I'm talking about, this is what I did. And I I just here's what you gotta do. Oh my god. Okay. See my my shit's dinging telling okay here's what you do this was very hard to do for for for me for everybody if you've never meditated before i would say start with at least like a mantra say a word over and over. Say a verse over and over just to get yourself still. Now when you're still, oh God, this is embarrassing. I'm gonna sell it. This is a this is this is what I do. Okay. You put your hand over get get to the feeling body, not to the thinking body. So you I took my hand, I just put it on my heart, and I remember I was just feeling my way through life. Feel your your consciousness, feel yourself, your nervous system. That's not the thought the thinking mind. You're trying to access the feeling mind, the feeling body rather. And once you can access that, the light comes in. The light comes in. And that's what I've been doing for the last since October, and my life has changed tremendously. And can I tell you what I did too? I asked for help with uh because I had so much PTSD around cancer and I was like God I can't I I don't think I can go on because I'm so fucked up from this. This one broke me you know and sure enough once I started this seeing these orbs and meditating and getting into this world my PTSD has been healed from that. Wow. And that's why I started smoking again. That's the final message. I've been waiting for you to get to the voice. They want you to smoke. They want you to smoke. It's all this stuff. It's like the orbs the message I've been getting all the spiritual people have been getting the over and over goes by cigarettes. I go by cigarettes smoked now. Smoke now. Yeah I don't know what that is but that's the path forward for humanity. I know and how oh god it's so great that I'm so honored that you I'm honored like I can't believe I'm surprised you haven't talked about this publicly yet. I'm really surprised. It's so cool that you did. I know and I I know. 'Cause part of me was like I've been talking, I don't want to get into that side of it, but 'cause I know like Joe Jo uh Joe and Rogan and we all we all talk about this stuff and I know like he's doing his part in all of this. Like he just didn't he have Burchard on and all and I know he has Corbell, he has all these guys on. But um I don't know. I wanted to tell this side of things. And I it's it's Right, 'Cause other stuff is kind of mine stuff. The other stuff is is like it's good, it's cool, we need to know, it's awesome. Yeah. But then the people they don't understand there's like a v powerful spiritual component. I think this stuff. And I think that's what this is, Duncan. You nailed it. Um, that this is what this really is. There is a powerful spiritual component to this. It is not just flying saucers and they're threats and they're in the ocean and they're in . It's like, okay, maybe they are. I don't know. I don't know all the species of of UFOs and shit, but I do know that what I'm in contact with is not that. And that's that . I know. Oh my God. I feel like I needed to hear so scar. your message I'm so scared. Oh now I'm gonna be fucking . You're gonna just watch what happens now that you did. Oh no, it's crazy what's gonna happen. What's gonna happen now? Well what because you sort of affirmed something you and now you're signal boosting it and so you it'll just it'll exponentially increase those sorts of encounters and those events that well look, if you're into this if, you've seen this right into the show, how did they how do people contact us these days? Your momspodcast at gmail.com. Email us. Uh email me. Let me know if you're seeing these orbs. Let's start a fucking dialogue that's a little more meaningful than just seeing. I mean, it's cool. Like, I love seeing these videos, I love the tic tac, I love all this shit, but maybe I don't know. Let's start talking about the other side of things. If you're out there, if you're seeing this stuff, let me know. Um, yeah. You're gonna regret that. Sure am. You're about to get an avalanche. I hope so. Listen, I hope so. I'm just kidding, guys. I love that stuff. I I'm joking. Send the stuff. I'm joking. You know, but that that is opening. Oh portal. Oh no, I don't mean I mean but also you'll put now you're gonna get like actively you'll see. Thank you. Sorry. No, I don't mean for them. Did I just cross over? Yeah and No, I'm talking about like the uh Yeah, you know, there's things that I wouldn't feel comfortable talking about that are so weird. But like tell me . Oh but you don't feel comfortable. I don't want to force you. Well, I mean okay. We're both comedians and we're both, you know , having have had experiences and stuff like that, right? And we you're what you're talking about is this possibility of shifting one's consciousness to tune into a reality that flies in the face of what default reality is for most people, right? So if you could do that and I could do that, you would imagine there are people who have were born into a family where that's been happening and generations of people doing that yes who are very polite and do understand that it's not cool man to go and like you know sh sh tell tell all the stuff. If you tell all the stuff to certain people, it really might not be good for them at all. It might not be where they're at in their particular incarnational s cycle. And so then maybe what happens when you do what you just did is uh pe maybe people who know about this stuff more than us would reach out in ways that you wouldn't expect stuff like that you know so you know about them don't ya? Do you know about this Well I will say this that since listen, I I just to reiterate, since I've been i in contact with these things, it's been nothing but positive it's been hard. I'm not gonna lie, emotionally going through what I the dark night of the soul and all that. But in it's an inherent good, and at this point I feel compelled to share because I don't know why. I do it's it is the t the time is meow. The time is meow. Uh especially with all this UFO stuff. I don't I don't want hysteria to be created where there should not be. Hyster In the Bible, what's the first thing when people encounter angels? What's the first thing? Shoot them. No, you don't shoot an angel. Oh shit! No, in the biblical encounters with angels, the very first thing they always say is don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. That's the first thing they say to calm people down because you they know that it's gonna freak people out. So th what you're weirdly, what you're saying is exactly what angels do. I'm an angel. I'm a dark angel. You're a dark Angel? By the way, that's my OnlyFans. Guys, go to Dark Angel feet. That's my OnlyFans. I just need to plug something. I'm so sorry, but yeah. What are you plugging? Let's go. I'm so I I I feel I have I gotta go uh uh so embarrassed. Oh, here we go. Mystery Boys is coming soon. It'll premiere here on our network, May 21st, 8 p.m. Central Time. May 21st, really? Yeah. What? I'm so excited ! Seriously, I didn't know that. When does this come out? I'm gonna be at the San Diego Improv uh comes or not improv, the San Diego, God, San Diego Comedy Store. Yeah, Laura Comedy Store are gonna be there this weekend if you're watching this. That's awesome. Yeah, I can't wait. That's such a fun fucking place. Yeah. Okay, so look up at the sky, dude. I'm doing it tonight. Try it, bro. I'm calling them tonight.. I could feel it Yeah. All right. Um Thank you for listening. I know this was a really far out episode, but I feel like Duncan was here and I I just felt compelled to share because why not? You're gonna get a tsunami of love for this. I hope so. Uh come see me at Denver ComedyVux this weekend. I'll be there. I'll be looking up at the sky. Maybe we'll go fucking sky watching together up the sky is clear. And um anything else? Am I forgetting to announce? The end is out at YMH Studios dot com. Uh Lena Dunham's fat. Is that it? I love you. Thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me. My mommy. Alright, can we just revisit the first time you played? Keanu. And this is especially to you on the circumference on the fucking few . What an animal is the best . How come I never heard this ? There you go. What an animal I'm just flooded with good feelings. I know. You got a pee? Will you stop it? Please.