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720: The Witches Cauldron

Jul 7, 202651 minSummary

In episode 720 of Not For Radio, hosts Duncan and Jay dive into a chaotic mix of intense war stories, bizarre personal anecdotes, and a cynical look at modern professional interactions. The conversation kicks off with a harrowing tale from a Royal Engineer who accidentally triggered a pride of lions while simulating mortar attacks in the bush, forcing a frantic escape. The hosts also explore the darker side of nature, sharing visceral stories about predator-prey encounters, before pivoting to lighthearted but strange listener submissions. One segment features an anonymous listener discussing an unusual physical reaction to specific exercise routines, which sparks a humorous debate about niche human abilities. The latter half of the episode focuses on the "theatre" of property negotiations. The hosts share their frustrations with real estate agents who use vague tactics to avoid disclosing pricing, illustrating the experience with a satirical look at how artificial intelligence might be integrated into home sales. Wrapping up with a discussion on national pride and the intensity of local sports culture, the episode maintains its signature high-energy, unfiltered, and conversational style throughout.

719: The Inside Word 06.07.26

Jul 6, 202640 minSummary

In this episode of Not For Radio, the hosts embrace an offensive mindset, comparing the approach to life to a basketball player focused entirely on scoring rather than defense. The discussion shifts into a series of lively war stories, focusing on the comedic and often chaotic experiences of climbing trees during their youth and adulthood. These tales range from precarious falls out of weeping willows to human ladders built to scale giant Norfolk pines, highlighting the reckless, high-energy antics that defined their upbringing. The hosts also catch up on personal health updates, including the grueling recovery process following recent surgeries and the strange side effects of medical treatment. The conversation pivots to the emotional weight of attending funerals and the contrast between traditional grieving processes and modern, faster alternatives. Finally, the episode touches on the excitement of sports, analyzing recent rugby performances and sharing high-stakes betting stories. The hosts also debate the merits of high-tech fishing drones, weighing the thrill of new gadgets against the risk of equipment malfunctions and financial loss.

716: Stinky Tofu

Jun 30, 202648 minSummary

In this episode of Not For Radio (Sniper Elite), the hosts dive into an array of chaotic listener stories and viral internet oddities. The conversation kicks off with a harrowing, high-stakes road trip tale involving a car breakdown, heavy fog, and a passenger’s desperate decision to use a lunchbox in place of a bathroom, leading to a disastrous outcome that effectively ended the relationship. The hosts also pivot to reviewing viral videos, including a real estate tour with a cynical take on luxury properties and a high-energy auction for an entire indoor trampoline park. The discussion shifts toward the risks of extreme sports, reminiscing about pool-jumping stunts and the importance of gauging one's own limitations to avoid injury. Rounding out the episode, the hosts react to a clip featuring "fish milk"—a questionable concoction made from blended sardines—and share various listener messages from the "Sniper Line." These stories range from the benefits of being short to a painful encounter involving a Brahman bull and a gym owner’s experience with hunting dogs bringing home a surprise from the past.

711: The Inside Word 22/6/26

Jun 22, 202640 minSummary

In this episode of Not For Radio, the hosts open with a humorous and cautionary listener story from a veterinary professional. The anecdote details a routine foreign body surgery on a dog that took an unexpected turn when the removed item turned out to be intimate apparel, leading to an incredibly awkward silence between the dog’s owners. The hosts use this as a jumping-off point to discuss the unpredictable nature of pet ownership and the importance of keeping one's laundry safely tucked away. The conversation then shifts to the hosts' personal weekends. One host shares details about his home improvement project, focusing on the installation of new cabinetry in a garage designed as a dedicated, private space for his hobbies and fishing gear. The other host recounts a trip to Wellington to attend the Super Rugby final. He describes the chaotic weather conditions that impacted the game and his experience supporting the Chiefs while being hosted in a box alongside fans of the opposing Hurricanes. The episode wraps up with reflections on the sports match and the camaraderie found even in defeat.

708: Cheeky Chimps Finger

Jun 16, 202631 minSummary

In this episode of Not For Radio, hosts Duncan Hyde and Jay Reiv dive into a collection of chaotic and hilarious listener-submitted war stories. The conversation kicks off with an unconventional tale from a listener in the United States regarding a severe reaction to medication that led to an awkward medical examination. The hosts then pivot to their own experiences with physical injuries, including a discussion on a lingering elbow issue, and the absurdity of laxative misuse. The episode takes a darker turn as the duo discusses the inherent dangers of extreme activities, specifically recounting a tragic bungee jumping incident, while comparing it to their own past brushes with risky stunts and poorly planned events. The hosts also touch on the changing nature of community policing, comparing modern-day bureaucratic constraints with the more flexible, community-focused policing of the past. They round out the discussion with a humorous investigation into the legal technicalities of performing a citizen’s arrest, leaving listeners with a mix of wild personal anecdotes, dangerous stunts, and irreverent banter characteristic of the show.