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Eight, seven, seven, three, nine, three, four, four, four. first of find Okay let's get on thirty a month gonna blow your mind. Five oes donon't hesitate. Luck it in now four to l eight, seven, seven, three, nine three, four, four, four. eight Tes apply. See optimum d. com for details Welcome to the off menu podcast. Bonus Bonus. It's a bonus live episode, James from The Royal Aa Hall. The Royal Aa Hall fourteenth of March evening show. Evening show. We'd allready done a minee, but you wouldn't know it with the amount of energy that we bring to this episode. Plucky boys, wide eyed and bushy tail. And our guest is Ky Smith Bino Oviously returning. Kyle Smith Bino, this is a tasting menu. We gave him the menu of another previous fan favourite guest. Yes, talkaled him through those choices. But this one this one got away from us, James. It went off in many different directions. It did. There might be some stuff we refer to that happened in the first half, although there's a lot happening in the second half might equally make no sense. I mean, it's worth telling you as a listener that Kayo does come on address as a chef. Yes Yeah, you should know that. Whitees come straight is one of his famous characters? Yes, it's a character. And also we make reference to singing a song at the end of the show. We did sing we did karaoke at the end of the show. We can't put that on the episode for multiple reasons, song rights and also quality. It was, I'd say one of the worst closings to a show the Royal Alcohol has ever seen. Yeah this show was really fun U and went really well Uh the end in It was neither of those things. And you are not missing out. No. Don't worry about missing out Yeah, it it was bad. It was a really in terms of like shows that I've done in my life and I include stand upp in this, I'd say it's the most kind of like the show was brilliant and then the end was one of the worst things I've ever done. It should have been good. Yeah, it should have been good. It was a good idea., but we didn't quite pull it off. So don't worry, it's not on here Yeah But you didn't miss it. you didn't miss anything. You didn't miss anything. I mean, what else to tell you, I guess, J just to have fun, enjoy yourself, relax. Yeah listen to it kick the badcast, I guess. Kick back, enjoy. Kick back and enjoy This is the off menu tasting menu of. Cm' Bino Kyle Smith Bonus We're very excited because now we are going to do a tasting menu of the O menu podcast K us kick us off E Gambble, like only you can. Welcome to the off menu podcast, taking the chocolate of Conversation. Putting it delicately into the mouth of humour. And only then realising it was the cutshit of podcasting This is a tasting menu episode where we invite back an old fan favourite guest and give them another menu from another fan favorourite guest. And we are very excited that tonight's guest is Kyle Smith Mo! Welcome to the stake. G on straight away. Hit the music, bring him on Well, he didn't tell us he was doing this. Hello. It's so striking such a handsome chef. This hat is tight. Well, let's pop you down in a chair, shall we Chef Kayell? Welcome. Where did you get the outfit from? I asked my friend if I could borrow it eight years ago. and he said yes, and it's been in a bag on the back of my door for Exactly eight years Then I took it to get pressed And they said it can't be done increased for so long. So paint double, got it pressed They said they can't do that h. they haven't got enough time I guess why did you oventginally ask the Bion? Yes. Right, sure. When I was whatever eight years ago was I created a character called Miles White, who is going to be a TV chef And I was like, wouldouldn't it be fun to do a character that will live and die And then you never think about it again. So I was gonna play I wasm going to do a character for one year And I was gonna do videos and stuff and then he was gonna to die. and then that would have been the end of it. N did it How far did you get with the character? Can you tell us anything about Miles White? Yeah, it was quite little character development. He was Australian. he didn't know he was black. That was his thing. I spent quite a lot of time looking up wigs and I found a really good Richard Branson wig that I was going to get for the character was going to cost his wife and children The children would have been white that would have been funny. Yeah. So we are full family's spoking about us before. So when he dies, there's a whole family and like wife and kids that he' leaving. so it's quite sad at the end. Yeah, yeah Can you give us a quick blast of the voice? We need to start the podcast officially, but just before we do, I'd love to hear a little bit from Miles White. And this won' be the last we hear from him tonight. There's no way we're not teing you up for this at multiple occasions. Yeah, I guess we've got to be quite a lot of ah shit it's bird. Oh so he's a bad chef Yeah he was forgetful It's a really important character detail of Miles White. Very forgetful Yeah it was quite forgetful. Is Miles White not aware that he's black or Miles White forgot that he's black? It's just never mentioned, but his wife his wife would be Caucasian and in as a result so with the children And he would never reference the fact that his children Could it possibly be his? Yes But he'd probably go, hang on a second, You can't be my kids, and then he'd forget the day of after, right? Yeah. Yeah ye This is a wine w. Maybe we' bring it back. Yeah. I think you should do. I you've got the outfit. It looks good on you. Yeah. Thank. It's really cool. And you should be Miles White and start it and everyone here would know, you know the full where it' it's gonna die. I've honestly never spoken about it before. So doing it in front of this many people is insane When you put the outfit on you must have thought it might come up Oh yeah, I thought I could distract you with other stuff, but I guess not. James, speaking of characters, Oh sorry you just play a genenie in this podcast. I to do my pop of entrance I'm afraid Kyle, obviously Jones is a Janie he's gonna be coming out of the lamp A lot of people are confused now because they'reinking whereere's James gone? Apart from the people sat over here. Right. they can see him? They can see him. ye yeah. If you could possibly rub the lamp for us to get James out of the lamp, that would be great. And then the podcast start. And then the podcast started when you've got the geneniie out the lamp, that would no, thank you. Rub it as the character of Miles Wh Whos say that? How would Miles White rub the lamp? Can I say that I've had loads to drink We We saw Kyle when he arrived, we did a sound chat this afternoon. and then we had a bit of a chat in the dressing room and I'd say about ten minutes before the first half started, Kyle went, Yeah, well I guess I'll just see you on stage. We were like I don't need to just see us on stage. We thought maybe he's got some work to do. Turns out he's been drinking tequila and apple juice I will have to go to the toileter at some point to. Well, the quicker you're up the lamp the less ways you have to do. Yeah.' Do doing squats back here, man come on Any part in particular or just? Well, there's a funny open way and there's a less funny way. Yay J Jn. We've expect you this time time. Sit you down, Jeanie. Thank you. Wlcome, Janie. Nice to welcome Miles White. I can't be Miles White now because I have the wig Oh, it's all about the wig, is it? Yeah, it is mainly in the hair is there. But you never bought the wig? I never bought the wig, but I googled it loads Look, we're gonna give you another guest's menu tonight, so it's not going to be your dream menu. it's going to be another guest dream. Yeah I was sort of worried about that. Why? Because I don't like a lot of stuff. Well I like you know, he likes what he likes. but I feel like a lot of my responses will be that's bullshit, man. Yeah Yeah Although sorry, before we start quickly, I just have a few things that I wanted to chou you guys about. Please. If it's about how this was a chef character, we know that already. Right. J just to be clear, you've already told us about Miles's B. Oh yeah I know that you' not forget. No, it's just a couple of things. but I haven't seen you boys in a while. No,'ve been a while. I've write it down. Okay What's your problem with pizza With Piza Hut? Yeah. I dont I think I've been quite complimentary about Pizza Hut over the years because I like the sort of golden, almost fried taste of the base of the pizzas. I'm a big fan of that What have we said about Pizza hut in the past that's upset you? So I did this podcast in twenty twenty two Yeah, it came out in twenty twenty three. Yeah, sorry about that E week. Oh, there'll be me. Ohll be me this nth. And then off that I got offered a Ofered, Is that the right word? Okay, depeing what the next word is I I got offered the part of a Pasta Puppet in Dll Mo adverts. Oh It's dream role. So me and John Karnes play pastor Puppet. What? Hang on when did this happen? This like end of twenty twenty three maybe begin you did it. Yeah Keernes has never mentioned this. No. You and Keernes are the Dolmo puppets. Yeah. No, not the Italian ones. We can do it. work can do all the different accents. We found out tonight. There were like new ones. And Has anyone seen that advert? There's like one messy one and there's one like invert How can nobody have seen it How much have you had to drink, Kyle? It was I'm like a messy spaghetti pasta puppet. And then John Cones is like what's the penny? Penny? Oh you're literally made of pasta. you're not Dolo family members who just like No, you can't do that. No. that's what they were trying to correct.. Yeah, we can't do that Italian family anymore Yeah, They're stereotypes, so we want you two to beking talkingkingastter. Yeahah. And he's got a bow that's made out of what's the bow one? Far Filet? Yes, please. And he's got a bow and he's like sort of straight laced and he's like, o no, you can't do that. And then I'm like, o yeah, do what you want it's exactly like that and that was off O menu we got that because of off menu. Well I did. That's what they told me. And then I say it feels like they want to cast two people to play puppets. from off menu We already know we already know what pasta shapes would be. someomeone asked us last night. Oh, what's the answer? And they may be the one that's called the Frilly one. Yeah, Fusily Because he's all twisty and you're quit with. You' quit with those pasta shapes. Yeah yeah. I' do a food podcast man and I've learned the pasta shapes. Right. And I know how to say jam on And I be Orocheti because they're the little ears and I've got little ears. Little ears. Yeah, that's Orichieti is the ones that like they look like little shells, but it's literally means small ears because they look like little ears What's he talking about? I don't always know, but he's a great guy, He's very supportive. My favourite pastor shape because of'm a metattlehead is Strozza Pretti, which is a strangled priest, that means That's fucking sick, isn't it? That is cool. It's demonic Yeah it's pretty demonic but that' it's cool if you're a metal headad like a companyily Oh yeah, what's that one? No, I didn't Gots of vapianos I say w the company, please Domio staying away from that character, I imagine. But we got that because sorry, how does this relate to pizza? Just so you're aware if you're not aware of this, to this date, Kyel holds the record for the longest episode we've ever recorded So And I'm beginning to get that muscle memory back. I think I remember why. So you might't want to text your babysitters now That was true and then that got beat him And I texted Ed about because I was fucking livid. Yeah Rossnobble? Oh yeah. Overt me. But I still have some records on this podcast. I believe I'm still the only person to show plays negatively. It's been left in the edit, sure. And still the only one to drink on the podcast? Yeah, yeah, I know you're speaking of. Shall we I didn't even see that when I was behind the lamp. whereere's that come? What the fuck? You didn see that, You might have seen it from your seat. No, I'm j here dis surprised because also, did you bring this with you or did they buy it? did they it? You brought it. I brought it from home. Is that true? Yeah. This is good shit, man. I love Iagor. Yeah yeah. This's one of my favorite bourbons. I got this. What did you ask me? What's the question You were telling us something. You you were about drunk on the podcast. you got the booze out and then you said what was the question U I did a play in twenty sixteen. o, this doesn't feel relevant. G carry on And I didn't really know anything about drinks, like probably I was just drink. Youve p in that one already. You keep making ones bigger than leveling them all out. That's ridiculous Kyowv. They feel level to me. And the director was a whiskkey guy and he was like, you've got to get it Eagle Rare. So I' got this in twenty sixteen. W? nice. And it was already aged ten years I' turn twenty I've already got into Bourbon recently. Tell me if you think this is a cool thing to do. I don't know if we have any eyes or anything don't worry about it.. Cheers Lves. Oh, cheers. Cheers. Thank you for coming. Thank you, Cers everybody I've started watching Bourbon YouTubers who are mainly men from the deep South of America and they do one hour long videos where they go to different liquor stores and film what's on the shelves.. And I will watch those every night Saly I will. That is nice, Noow? That's really nice. It's really lovely. It's nice. So Petza, I then I say you're not the only guest to drink on the podcast now. You're the only guest to do an evening record, if that helps You're the only ones that've done an evening before, but Finn Wolfard had a Guinness No kid, yeah Is he even allowed to dr? How old is he? He's twenty three now. He's probably twenty one when he has. He twenty. ye, he was fourteen. We was Stranger Things sereries one, we interviewed him. He went straight to the upside down as soon as he . Well, I messaged you and I said, We got this job because of menu, so I'd wantan to celebrate, and I want to take you guys to pizza. Oh yeah And Ed immediately said, No fucking way And he said he doesn't want it. He doesn't want to go kz that. So Now Three years later, I'm asking you, what's the problem with you? I think maybe I was taken ab your immediate go to for a celebration and a thank you for getting you, I'd imagine, a very highly paid advertising job. That was to take me to the cheapest restaurant in Britain It would have been nice to receive the invite I know it seems like he's the bossom of his work for the podcast, but This is before I haded your number Oh, okay, and you didn't know anyone you could ask byia But since I've had your number, look at all the fun we've had. You accidentally set my picture as your profile picture. Remember that? Yeah, I did. I was Kyel texted me, said, how's it going? I was like, who is this They sent a photo of him like on the beach with a cocktail So I don'tire to save that as chas contact picture and accidentally saved it as my contact picture. You old fucking man. He's so old. I no, have it. S' I've done this by mistakes. People are text me about it I I'll just takeit back go and keep as is, questestion mark. Act think I've got to. So I did for quite a while. It was a she like that. I liked it. I don't know why I changed it back. Oh sorry, there's few other. I'll get for it this quickly. So, yeah, sorry I would love to write that wrong and go to Peter with you in the future. Great. Yeah James you come in? Yeah, I love it Yeah Fantastic. and we've got witnesses so it has to happen. Yeah. We've spoken about the longest episode thing. Krispy Krem cha would avoid that. Chan three What does Gem three mean Chan three. You're asking me what something that you've written now means. Big time Janary. january third at the mchion? Got be january first. Got got be January, not just defferred woman you've metled Jan. Ed and I and two other people, that's my you say. Okay Here we go. Can't wait to hear about something else I wasn't invited to. I'll just remember what it was and you are about to hear about that, yeah. No, you were invited, I think unavailable again. I'll get to that. The Dinner we went for? Yes. O Jan three. On Jan three. Yeah. Meet you, Phil Wang, Alex Horn. Yes Sounds fun That was a fun night out. We had a great time. We we said, we should do this more often. Yes. That was Jan three twenty twenty five. That was the last time we did that. You're very much the only one trying to keep that WhatsApp group going. You're really trying Yeah yeah. quQuite hard. You're not getting anything out of horn. now and again I reply. Yeah. and Wang Wang Wang's dead to the world on that group. So how do we James, how do we revive that? Oh it's up to me to get that gang going again? I think. The guy didn't even make the draft the first time And you won be to get Ed Wang And Horn, who doesn't reply to anything unless it's a response to me saying that I will do something for him as a favour. I can't help you here, Bver. Okay. We should definitely do that again nowough, That was nice. Well, that's what I've been saying in the group. Yeah. What I would say is the thing, you like to eat very late. True. because we got a booking for nine PM for a table on jam three and everyone else was like, fucking know nine PM. that's the only table we could get. And you genuinely said that's a bit early for me I just like to chase the night, boys Well I'm sorry that everyone on the Jan Free group is ghosting you M. Maybe I' had Charlotte Richard to the group and talk to him for you. Yeah Okay, quickly, look, we haven't got much time. last thing on this T twenty minutes in, haven't revealed who the guest is yet. whoosese menu youre have twentywenty minutes in. When first of the way through normally? is this When are either of you gonna do my fucking improv show? You've asked me to do that show four or five times now. The answer has been no every time. When are you gonna take the fucking in? Absolutely don't want to do that. That'm J James. It's good. Well, look I will do it if you do it as Miles White all night. If your in character as Miles White for the whole leave, then I willll do your improv show. That could not work Well, bad luck. L, Cn, what about next Saturday? Next Saturday. Yeah. Hang on. Yeah, I'll check my diary. Hang on. Kayle, I'm doing it next Saturday D don't fucking try and ask to me right now Genuineally is. I tick it's still avape now it's on. Well look, that's the end of my stuff. That was my list. Now what's this podcast about We're going to give you the menu of another guest of past guest. Is there anyone in particular that you're hoping for who's a menu you think you might enjoy? Bridget Christie. Oh, that would be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah. Well, it's Bob Mortimer. picture Lvely picture. We never know what photo Penito has chosen, but it's another absolute perla. That is Fantastic. A cute little cat. Yeah. And the kitten on his shoulder. Yeah Bob Mortm, how you feel about that? You you excited about him Bob Morton's menu? Yeah, I really like him. I've never met him. I think he's hilarious. I don't know what he eats We should invite him to the next Jam three meeter. Oh shit yeah. Yeah Well, it depends. let's see how this goes Now for your water course when you came on in twenty twenty two but didn't get released of twenty twenty three, you had still water. Bob Mortimer has chose for his Dream waterater courseour. Don't also still. Y. So that's got to feel good. We're off to a good start where you and Bob are both having still water together. We've got something in common Yeah You could have a well what would you chat to Bob about over the water course? Don't you hate sparkling? Yeah, that's what all the still guys chat about, isn't it? Yeah really slag off sparkling. I think there's fuckin shape Any good Another accent. You've got another character already open it. Who would be your character from the Northeast of England? We can try and get a new character for you now Alan Hello is his sir nameam Shera by any Jones? Yeah that I see what's happened in my subconscious. You chose hardardo Bread. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. And I bet he's done exactly the same Bob Mortiman's dream breread is lukewarm crusts with olive oil and butter. Lukewarm crusts. Yeah yeah J's exactly what it sounds like. Yeah Cress of war. I'm going to go ahead and say bread Yeah, but what like what? White bread toast? Well, I mean, I guess 'cause he's not specified. we could do lukewarm hardough bread crusts. Yes, please? With what? butter end? With olive oil and butter. Yeah, good choices, man. you like this already. Yeah, I'm into this Just get the crust Lukewarm. I'm guessing what What Bob would have liked is like just like normal sliced bread from the shop, like white bread, like kind of standard and then just the crusts. I don't think I don't think wants mid or anything. He wants only wants the crusty bits to dip and lukewarm to dip in. What does lukewarm mean? Good question, o Be let's get to this Room temp No, what's that's room temper? Right think. But what? Oh How far is lukewarm off room tem? I think war warm is definitely warmer. Yeah. but it's not warm It's not hot. It's not hot. I think Lukewarm is subjective Okay, Hm I don't think it is. I thinks It's like any temperature descriptor is subjective, right? Beause some people will have a very hot cup of tea and they'll be like, that's perfect and someone else will say that's hot, that's too hot. Science. You you' saying it is the opposite of science is what I'm saying. It's purely relive How warm you think things are religion Luke Warm would also be a great new character for you, Lke Warm Whatere's Luke Warm you sound like Lukewarm? Yeah. That sounds like a superhero Yeah, but like not shit one. yeah Not not the eighteen, is it? It's not like your first choice He's not like the f like any of the fire superheroesass fire at the hands. He just sort of gently gently warms people. Yeah he's not getting that call up from Doctor X. Yeah. He just makes Doctor Doom feel quite cozy Wait, what's that guy's name? Professor X Yeah, whoo's Dctor X? Dctor X is is a GP. I think Is Dctor X the baddy from the action men figures Thank you. Oh wow. You know remember on the adverts where would he like shoot an X out of his chest or something? I do remember that. Yeah. And it was in the Argos catalogue. It was in the Argos catalogue, ye Yeah D you miss the Ag's catogg real bad, yeah Yeah, flick a through that pagees like that Are the listeners get missed Straight to the bras. That's what I did. I learned it a lot Fingers fingers. So you would go too two fingers you' go through the Agos catalogue and flip through it like that. I running through it and it went straight to the bras. Straight to the bras. I'll just go in the back index page hundred and seventy two bras. And they keep coming over and go, can we help you, sir? Now a lot of people in this room will remember. so shout out before we reveal it. If you remember Bob Mortimer's starter, shout it out now Correct. It is the Odean Cinema hot doog of Ketchua mustard. I'd say not only is this a fan favourite menu, but this course in particular is a fan favourite. Yeah. People really liked Bob choosing the Odean Cinema hot doog. Now you look annoyed. I don't mind that actually I mean, not as a main, surely. This a starter I not always like at the mains come out, but you have to remember you had a bunch of minutes at the beginning that you had to go your own schedule. I quite like that. Do like Do you like a cinema hot doog if you're at the? Yeah. But they get it out of hand How so? They've gone mad. There's too much stuff on them. Yeah. Jalapenos, fucking bacon, cheesy bits. Yeah. The che, the horrible cheese sauce. Yeah, yeah, all of that. Crispy onions. I do like. Yeah. There's always something is It's quite jalapenos, all of that stuff. That's say jalapenos are. ye Cheers U the the OG Like sausage in a ban. ye Listen at the' catalog again. Squiggle it on the sausage, not the bread. And I'm saying that because my friend Charlotte, she Charlotte Ritie. Not that one. o. Well youve got to say not Charlotte Vitchie, I'm afraid because everyone thinks that you hang out with Charlotte Vitie all the time. Sure. because you own a house that is foring. She Charlotte, my friend, not Charlotte Rie than you. She made she brought her kids round because I had got a padding pool in the garden the other day, not the other day when it was hot. and she you don't but you don't have kids I' have kids but I was like,'s Paty Pul have kids but she doesn't have a garden. So So you had a padding pool anyway? Yeah. I was like, well, it is hot. It's fair four. I mean it's very four in London, do something about it. Yeah Yeah So but you already owned a path in Ber. No, went to Hrvos How was that doct to fill up? And in the meantime, she made some hot dogs for kids. Andy and when she put the ketchup on it, she did it all over On the bread as well. Oh so she put the Frank Furter in first, she didn't put it on the bread and then put the sausage in. Imagine That's fucked up man. How do you even think of that? It's this crazy comedy mind. He's a creative.'. I don't know where I get my ideas from, but you mean she put the Frankfurt in and then her swoops were so wide that she was touching the an It sounds like it was an accident. Right. She was doing it. D. Right. How far onto the brain I' heard that abbreviated before. We're sitting with the immenseor oflatty J. You can abbreviate anything There no Jep Paty Jees to say. He's going to take to lib U she I was just thinking about going into that, but we've done it. You did it in twenty twenty two. All over the world over the bread And sausage and sausage. But you want it on the sausage. Yeah of course. You just don't want it on the bread't What's the issue with it being on the bread for you Like, are you okay I thought you'd lost your fucking voice. Stopp chipping in every five seconds. I was h sorry, apologies Who's that? Oh sorry, Kyole, we shouldn't let you know. there iss an audience here. There's an audience. for got to know him in the first half. Someone just got told off for no reason and he didn't even do anything. 'cause this person keeps chipping in with stuff that literally Ed asks and youew like, why don't you water it on the bread and they're going Messy Youre talking to the only person in this room with a spare seat next to them.'m I'm aware that you know it's becausecause it's messy, but Kyle's up here ' becausecause you'll probably give a more amusing answer than that. Kyle, why don't you like the ketchup on the bread I see. Re the bard. No, but it is where you hold it then? If the ketchup's on the bread, where are you gonna hold it? Well, it's not all the way she's not wrapping it all the way around the bread. turning the hot dog over and making sure we got someone on the bottom. there, lovely Like like a twistter ice cream. You've got it? Oh I would now you make nice. wouldouldn't you? Yeahah yeah. Pinching you pinch the bottom, I guess. Pinch the bottom and then Yeah, what was it with ketchp and mustard? Yeah and mustard. Yeah. But here's the thing with Bob's There's caveat, yeah. So he goes with his son to the cinema. He's a grownu and they get these. and they get the ketchup and mustard put on the hot dog side by side. and then Bob for his son. Why have you said side by side? Well, the ketchup and the mustard is put on side two lines. Two lines. Yeah or two swirls, but like side by side just like not touching. Well, which one is it James? I' two lines. You think that's disgusting. Two lines. And then Bob gets his f that mine too Bob gets his finger,on't because they will be touching. Bob gets his finger. and on his son's hot dog He goes like this and mixes him back and forth in a wavy line And then he lifts up his finger that's covered in mustard and ketchup. He says, It's good to be alive, son. And then he lgs the lakes it up his finger It's a sweet thing for a dad to. He mixes it for his dad that every time it's part of their tradition when they go to the cinema. I'd stop going. Unenjoyable experience I can't really eat hot dog in the cinema because especially with all that stuff on it becauseuse you look down when the lights come up at the end and they're covered in jalapenos and crispy onions. Yeah, toooo much stuff. Do you think there's a film that's inappropriate to eat a hot dog during Ifs Fame two big in the sea. Yeah, probably loads. Yeah. notot on' comeing to mind. y' improv shows next Saturday at the Wilton St, so how it. Main course, you had a confy duck leg. open for was potatoes, honey roasted Camison andars, it's lovely. Gorgeous. But you're not getting that today. You're getting the dream main course of Bob Mortimer, which is Chicken binaloon withree pop and arms and chips from the new Darwinium. D Winium Dinum I don't like Indian food. Here we go. Kyle. I ch This is a book of the Royal Albt H A chance to save your. A a chance to save yourself. Was that you speaking or was it Miles White I don't fucking like Indian food. I don't sorry, I can't get bored with it. I don't like the spices. I don't like Indian, I don't like Mexican. Okay, let's clip that up. Clip that up. There's not one Indian or Mexican in here Just getting rid of the term food now are we just go straight in All we need is a clip of you' saying, I don't like Indian, I don' like Mexican. There's not one of them in here I just don't I don't know what it is. It's not the spice level. Why have you sat forward? Because I want to make this clear before I can relax It's not the spice level, it's the taste. I just don't enjoy it. I don't know what it is. I don't know what herbs they got up in that bitch, but I just I don't like it. Pot of me Is it Canda? Is it Ciander? Co. but not It It could be the coriander maybe. Thank could be. It It could be. Is that the only thing that joins the two Nog What do you say Cumen, Cumen Not been called that before. Maybe. I don't know what it is, but I don't enjoy it. I do like spice. I like African spice, I like Caribbean spice. I like Chinese spice. Give me another one? I don't know. what was that was P and baby im. I like it I like that. I don't know if it's against me, but I like it. No it's not against you. Itot not against you. I think against you. We're on your side, apart from the racism. I'm allowed. The Yeah, I don't know what it is, but Indian and Mexican is a snamee for me. So that's off the table for Jan three. When we organize another meal for Jaman three? No Indian and Meican I't want to goize it o Just two huge cuisines. Yeah. So you're not gonna enjoy eating a massive vindaloo, Chicken Vindelou. Not at all in any way. What about the popcoms and the chips? I don't think I've ever had a vindu. What is a Vindalu It's a pretty spicy curry. Yeah. I don't know exactly what the ingredients are to it, but it's the one that people will always try and flex and be like, I'm tough. I'm gonna to get a bandaloon. Yeah. What what iss song about it in it? Yeah, Do you want to sing it? No. is the point of this Wh is the song about's just promoting it? It's not it was a song commissioned by Big Vvendor Low It was a football song. It was Keith Allen, wasn't it? Yes. Was it? I thought it was Dennis Pennis, the guy of Dennis Pennis. It's name Dennis Pennis? Jmber Dennis Pennis Y't remember Dennis Pennis? You you saying Dennis Pennis? Yeah, I prettyre sure I'm saying that This is honestly like watching a Christmas dinner. James is the grandchild and you're the grandad The whiskies come out at eleven AM. Pet Pennis. Yeah, that was his character. Yeah. Dennis Pennis. Oh, Paul K. Yeah. Paul K's character, Dennis Pennis. But I think Paul K was in the video for it Maybe they were a lot They' doing like a cavy of the verb, bititsweet syymphony, walking down the street and stuff. and then more and more people were joining. And I swear it started with Dennis Pennis, but not as Dennis Pennis as the real guy What roogot ul Pul K, the actor Dennis Paul. He also played the therapist in the first series of Ricki Gez's Alife. If that helps you, if that's more to your taste Racted No, it was Fat Les who was played by Keith Allen. Oh yes. was the person Les not Dennis Pennis Right. Tes have really changed. So okay, but the song was just just being like This is What's the point of the song? It was a football song. It was released for the was it Wellorld Cple Euros Welcel And how are those two things related? Can I say I genuinely know the backstory for how they wrote the song This is just going to be genuinely tedious. but they wanted something that represented Britain to or England specifically for the English team to take them into the World Cup. And they tried to write a song called Chicken Tka Masala because everyone loves Chicken Teka Masala But they worked out very quickly that that didn't scam So they had to change it to Vindaloo. Say again Oh yeah, so it's Vindalu, Vindalu and we all like Vindalu. So that doesn't really work with Chickazala, Chickasala It's me and my dad and and a bucket of Vindaloo, that one. It depends how musical you are. I. You could do it? I reckon so So you're gone. Pl improv show. If you had to write a song where a food was the main lyric to take England into the World Cup, what food would you choose? G question. Thank you. Well, it would be bang as a match, wouldn't it? Oh, that's good, actually. Because what else is English I dont know Yeah. What's told in the whole? What is it? Yeah. It's sausages and Yorkshire pudding and then they put gravy in. Proper English that? Yeahah. Yeah. Do you want to sing it for us now quickly? Gal That's a bit country. I don't know. let me work something. I think if anything, that's too catchy, K out If it was in twenty eighteen they would have got Storm to do it. Yeah. and it was t all in the ha There's too many holes in the road. is. C't sur ites Proably this now I don't wantan to stop. M have been in too many holes in my clothes And in service should unfolds. It's amazing that as a family, the Alls have released Vindoloo and then that song about the husband with the butt plugs in the bag, isn't it What a body of work that family have. That song was also called Toad in the Hole. B arma Yeah. Oh let me get. Really nice Your dream side dish was cream spinach. Yeah. Would it still be? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I haven't found a dish that's be in that yet. Oh lovevely. Maybe cream corn I'm sensing a theme here Kay. You like the creamed corn? Yeah I do yeah. Well what makes it such a tight race between the spinach and the corn there You don't really see creamed corn on a menu very often. sure. So I enjoy when I see a creamed spinach because it's close. I've tried to do cream corn at home Bullshit. Yeah. I have James, I have fucked it up. What happened? How do you make cream corn? wasn't there? cream? Yeah If you joke. o yeah number. Yeah. Well you can p you can do anything, really? Not said cororn yet,. The problem with the internet is Everyone's making up li of shit. So you can go on different websites. it've got different stuff and then if you go, Oh, I'm just gonna try and be adventurous, you can put anything in there and you can still call it cream corn. But you've just said you've never been able to successfully make cam. That's correct? Yeah. I'm not saying it's good well I've done. Yeah yeah. But yeah, you can sort of just like have a go. And whatever you end up with, that's creamed corn, I guess. Have you had the new Nandos site, the charred corn, which is basically creamed corn? Yes, I have. Did you like it? No, Okay. Yeah, me neither, man I fucking love that. You know what? You you know in this country went down ill so many new characters tonight. When they got rid of sweet mash in their nose Four people agree with me. Sweet match. That's why they got rid of it. Yeah. What No one else was into a sweet match That's only eight people. I thought that was a bangout. and I thought when they stopped that, done they've made a big mistake. Yeah But I guess it's just me and you ate. Is Nando's as good now No if it was. No it's not. As soon as they brought in that fucking QR code. Is this going to be a r and saying the pandemic was fakeed? I just think it's part of the experience isn' it? You go up there They ask you what table you're at? Yeah. It's part of the experience. Yeah, I do agree with that actually. And now they like scan the thing. Yeah. You can still go up. What if I don't have a smartphone? I do. Obviously everyone does. But like but you can still go up, but they look at you like you're fucking mad. Yeah As's a character. Shock Tandoos' employee wasn't expecting them to come up. I'll work I'll workh that. Workshop it, Yeahahah. If you come to Kyle's improv show, a lot of it is him saying, I'll workshop that Well, decided will' be giving you today a Botboard of' Dream sideide dish is shallow fried turbet Bob loves fishing as I know two of those words Friid is when you cook something in a really hot pan Right. I tried to do egg in a partot the other day Egg get a pul. Egg get a pul. people at the bag he's not being sick I know it looks like he's being sick, but he's not I'd already made something in the pot. and I wanted to have an egg as well, but I didn't w to dirty another pan. Yeah. So I thought I'd do an egg in a pot I can you say egg in a pot? Yeah Fried egg. Fri Fried egg in a pot. In a pot? Yeah. I Okay. You mean in like a saucepan? you tried to fry an egg in a saucepan. No. Wait, what's the sauce wor? What's that one? That one's a pan. What you can't just hold holding something and saying that one's a pan. We don't know where the hob is. So you doing that gives us nothing. It's not gonna appear. This isn't hook. You can't What's that one? What's that one?? It's a dog on a leash, I think, I've decided? Right, there's a frying pan. Yeah, which is what. Describe that for us. What in your mind is? Shallow? yes Shallow and wide. Yes, that's the frying pan. Yeahah. But deep and opposite wide? Narrow. It's not narrow though. it's narrow yeah, yeah. A fucking I tried to explain the difference between a frying pan and a saucepan to yourself. We all know this I used to date a girl that was u Polish girl that didn't know the difference between this and that. And let me tell you, you cannot teach it. Ain't no way Anyway, I was trying to do an egg in a pot Where's that fucking whiskey gone? yeah, I didn't want to use another It's here, Kyle, isn't it? I didn't want to use another thing that I had to wash up. So I put the egg in a pot And so the same pot that you would use to boil an egg. I'm all right, man, I'm okay. A saucepan. A so orry. I don't think that is a sauceb. Did it Did it have a long handle Do it have a long handle? Okay. Don't ask me what I mean by L, come on in, handle The anles are the same size as the rest of the. But sometimes pots just have the little handles on the side, don't they? I would call that a pot. Y saucepin is something with a longer handle that you would then put on the hob. That's exactly right. Yeah. So did it have how long was the handle? None What' the sauce? What you cooked? What' did you cook today? Well I cooked at noodles. Noodles. so you boiled the noodlesil the noodles. It's gotta be sauce That's a saucepan. Fine it's a saucepan. And then I wanted to put an egg on top of the noodles and salmon. And I put the egg in the bottom of the saucepan And I tried to make a fried egg. fucked it up Real bad. Don't do it. Yeah, Do more questions. You taken the noodles out? you drained the noodles? youve taken them out or did you just crack the eggs direct on top of them? I thought I could fry eggs on top of noodles. Sorry, Mat, you're trying to fry an egg in a fucking sauce but At this point, if you said that's what you did, now I'm gonna go, what Isside of character? I was just trying to like use less stuff. Sure. Washing up is oppressive Did you add any oil or butter to the saucepon before you put the egg in? Little bit oil. L little bit of oil. Luck enough. Yeah. And then I did that and then I had a mare with a What went wrong I was using a saucepan. Yeah. But it should work because it's a hot surface and you put oil in, then you put an egg in. it should It should work. But my only issue with it would be getting the egg out in one piece. Yeah, yeah Carnage, Carnage. So that was the problem ye, but maybe there is a way to do it. Yeah, you're still not telling me what went wrong, Kyle I guess just like the whole experience. Okay, but what did the egg look like? Was it edible? Did you get it out in one piece? I hate it Okay, Bah I Imagine this guy trying to explain to someone the difference teamist I get out. I canan't even tell you what he did has anyone successfully cook fried an egg in a pot pot Really? What what did he do I'm gonna come right back to you. What Well don't go quiet now. sccreaming ahead of. What are we saying Yeah, this is an issue as well. Maybe the pot didn't have the non stick qualities that you expect from a traditional frying pan But to get back to August All right, I'll try that So yeah anyway, that's Turbt. Do you like Do you know turbt? I don't know Turbt, no. Fish. Big it's I think known as maybe the king the king of the fish or the king of the sea. Very That's kingfish. King of the fish is kingfisher and we all know that. Fair point. The kingfisher is the king of the fish Yeah, yeah It's a very flat, wide fish. It's very expensive, It's highly prized. and when you cook it you have to cook it in a big fish cage and please don't ask me what that is. Imagine you say a fish cage to me. Fish cage is not a new sort of weird character you can do that's like Nicholas Cage, but he's a fish. It'd be good though. but it would be good. Okay, that was the fish partot. I will His sack was again gst door got closed. I'll work up it So your dream drink, Kayle. Wait, hang on, so do I want this or not? You're a fish, don't you like fish? You're having that fish, my own you're having it. That's what we're serveving you. We've already served you a bend of Lou. You've had to have that Now you've got this turbt. I don't think I've had a tasting menu before. No. I don't think so. Do you like the idea of it? Not really. Yeah. 'ause it's usually small bits, isn't it? Yeah No, I like big bits. These are pretty f. You got a whole turbt here. Yeah. This is big bits though. this is an unusual txtim men because it is big bits. And how's it It's got fucking lemon that all over it, is it He hasn't put that it's got fucking lemon that all over it. He just said that it's shallow fried. You don't have to put lemon on it. Do you not like lemon fish? I don't like lemon anything Those who remember the podcast will tell you James. you know what? I went to He I'll tell you. I went to a birthday recently. Yeah and I was next to I was at the bars next to James A Caster. Oh yeah off menu. This guy And I ordered teequilo and apppple juice, teequilo and apppple juice whichich I spoke about, I think quite a lot on the bookp. Yes. And James went, Tequila and apple juice, What was that about And I thought, do you even fucking listen? Not really. No, I'll forget that anecdote in five minutes. I'd like'isten back toem. and I love I'' chat with you. Soso what you must remember is James is on the podcast as part of the Severance program. Right R, right right. Yeah it's clocking out. I don't know what's going on in and out of here. I mean, right now this makes sense, but if you see me outside of here, I'm not to know who you are. And don't bring up your chef character do me. I've already forgotten his name Myiles White. Thank you. For your drink you wanted a cherry old fashioned, cherry vanilla old fashioned. Lvely, gorgeous That restaurant doesn't exist anymore. Where aboutought that? Oh, really? What was it called? No idea. But It is now like a karaoke place or something like that. Right? What'd you go to karaoke s? E sc girlfriend. I don't know that one you imagine I just sang the whole song So when I was in I was about seven And I was in summer school. So I grew up in Newham. donon't lie. I grew up in Newham and they used to just before the summer holidays they would come out and you come out. They would come around and give you a magazine and you could choose which course you wanted to do during the summer holidays. so you could do football, you could do art, you could do whatever blah. I would always choose drama I did a drama summer school thing at Gainesborough prrimary School and Irrelevant. and I to the show where Ens girlfriend was the first song at the start of the show There are two raps in that song by Nelly I They split that between two of the members of the cast, me and Peter Bakari, who recently played volleyball for TeamGB in the Olympics. Irrelevant. Anway Me and him We're doing the two different repps in the song and I was doing the first one. Now I've been practicing this for like three weeks before we did the show where our friends and family come and watch it. We're, Oh well done, this is what they've been doing for the whole of summer. And I've been practicing nonstop, listening to the song, getting those lyrics in my head, making sure that I'm ready for my big day. Big day comes Song starts. I sing the second verse I sing Peter's verse. Oh no. inststead of mine, but I've been practicing for three weeks straight Halfway through Peter's verse, I realized I don't know Peter's verse I knew the first eight lines, but that's it. And then I tried to do some sort of mash up where I could fuse his into mine fuck ter. And then obviously Pot of meet obviously shout and do the rap, but I presume that's where this is going. And then we u And then yeah, so then obviously Peter has to do his round, but I've already done it. Yeah. So then he just repeats what I've done Why am I telling this story? I go drink a coy s. Yeah, anding girlfriend Well play the instrumental and I'll do the rest.. You want to be careful because the people working this show are very good and they will be able to do that. Yeah. So won' be at the end of the show, but they will get it ready And we'll put the lyrics up on that one. Do anybody know that song Yeah Oh, okay. well, if they play it, I'll do it It'll be so easy. We're going to put the lyrics up on the big screen, we're going to get the instrumental and then we can end the show by you doing karaoke at the Royal Aber Hall. Yeah . It's been fun, It's been fun Anyway, we're about to give you the drream drink of Bob Mortimer Citrus IPA minus twenty degrees Celsius It's gonna to be at minus twenty. It's gonna be minus twenty Right, A citus IPA I'm I don't even like cold water I like my water room temp, not lukewarm And citrus is a big no for me, off course. as previously mentioned. I don't like lemon, I don't like lime. I had a research call yesterday because I'm going on Saty Kitch next week. Be careful Be be careful man, you do one tiny little thing wrong on that show and everyone complains. Yeah, you've got to be careful, man. they'll be on you. Tell me more about this. Huh Punch a the polar bar And the flueers kicked off. I went viral It did go viral. L lots of people wrote about it like it was a big deal. To be honest, the way you punched that puller bit made me think that you've got at least a blue belt. Yeah. Ich it I punched it better than I thought I was capable of. It wased. Yeah, it was a proper punch. Le hook, a proper like And it spun. Yeah, it's the proper spun round. It was amazing Yeah. And then he went over to the Christmas tree where it was clearly very expensive fragile decorations. and you watch a man try and stay within the character of anger, but also not want to fuck things up for people and go I just shook it because I knew I' get upset. It shows he's still human. He's still down to Earth. He's still human. I know what I'm doing. I'm in control of it. which is not what the tabloid said two hundred and thirty two complaints on the BBC. Really? two hundred and thirty two. Does that mean that someone has written in I don't think they physically have to write in a letter. I think they can do it online or call. Hm Some of them asked it, doesnn't it? Some might have phoned in emailed, someome of them will be old enough that they had written letters because that's their life. Yeah But yeah, Eva why, imagine doing it. I don't think anything could offend me enough that I would Wite about it A, pardon me Oh yeah, try and beat James' record and get more complaints on Saturday Kitchen. Yeah. How do you think you could do it? I've The thing is I don't have the same fan base as you, James. And I've was my fanbase. I don't think I will do that, but thank you But why am I talking about that? Sally Kitch, You' on Sally Kitch? Wek Yeah. the Citrus IP. Oh, I had a call yesterday and they were asking me what my don'ts are. Food hell? Food hell. sorry. They don't call it dos literally yesterday. And ye I'm definitely watching this on Saturday He asked me my food hell when I explained lemon and lime. and I got that same fucking response I get when I say it to a bartender It for that lemon and lime really Yes, really. Even in a drink, Yes. Even in a drink You don't like it. That's what I just said. But I don't like lemon and lime. So citrus IPA Yeah is held to me. Also, I don't like Beers or lagers? that might be a problem, then. I'm a spiritsman Yeah. we've gathered that So you don't like things that are cold, citrusy or beer. So a citrus IPA at minus twenty degrees might be a bit of an issue for you. I like some things cold. I like a cold coke in a bottle Woo Yeah. I like you work for them. I work for bottles I like yeah, I like something's cold, but so far it's one thing. you like cold. Cold cocona bottle. or then the other people who liked it, you Meron. I like this would be nice if it was cold, wouldn't it I like this room temp. Oh, sorry, yeah. I've split the room Yeah, So's be what's going to be my job on the improv show, do we think, next week? Your job. Yeah, yeah. You'll be chatting to that alsoso we don't announce the guest. You'll be You'll be chant to the audence just g some sold out. It is sold out, but you don't want to announce the guest just in case people bring their tickets back. Is this what you're saying? We don't announce Why don't we announce a gas? That' not a question for me E. No, because we like it to be a surprise. Yeah yeah. We' allow people to come out and be like,, it's him, which I've heard some audible gasps. Matt Bayton, for example, Cie Allen when she was a gsty millioned but that O course. Fat Lesie's daughter. Fat Les's daughter. David Harper in the audience a about eas . N not for the first time that day. I mean, there' a question So we just talk about IPA and we got ono that. Right, yeah. I'm a spirortsman Lagers, beers, that sort of stuff's not for me. I'm not even a weman Phil Wang's a winan Pil Wang's a wineman. I'm a wineman with Pil Wang. He When we had that dinner, San three, he He ordered a fancy wine. and he was like, Oh, don even if you don't like wine, you'll enjoy this. And I tasted it and I was like, that's drink. That's how you see all wine's just drink. That's just drink. Yeah. It tastes like drink. Yeah. When you arrive at the dessert. Now you had an MNS Black Forest Gateau on your birthday. for the dessert it had to be your birthday. Now And you boys generally got one in my dress room tonight. Yeah It was se one into your dress room. And it was only your birthday What eightight or nine days ago, so I think eight. Yeah, you think? I think so. I don' know what day is today. Tell everyone who you share a birthday with because you were telling us pretty you sightly the March, anyone fififth of March, what did you do for your birthday H chicken cake. Nice. Made them I bought them from Emes. You've got to get them from Emines. Lovely. Happy birthday, mate. If you were closer, I'd give you some of this trick Just if you're wondering how rock ' and roll it is backstage at the O menu live shows, what we spent about forty five minutes doing was going on Wikipedia and finding out which famous people share our birthdays I remember that You Well my top three are Drew Barrymore, John Hamm and Osama bin Laden No one could beat that. They're all go getters? Yeah, that's unbeil. Yeah we could beat that. I can't believe Osama Bilad he's so pisy Typical b Who shares your birthday, Cayle? Eva Mendez. Very cool the end. That's it. Just me and her. Well listen, do you want it to be your birthday for this dessert as well? Be because depends on it's specified. If it's got any lemon and lime in it, then no. There's no lemon and lime. Really? No, The true dessert we're going to be giving you, B more most is Sivevet sponge pudding with custard. I think it's like what used to have at school? Oh, the onender is sort of brown I mean, quite a lot of puddings are brown. Yeah. Name three Oh, hold on, you got me now chocolate Swiss roll, a sticky toffee pudding. and n, you're right, there's nothing else Yeah, I don't mind that. It's not my go to. I don't love like caramel, toffee, syrupy, fudge, those sides. Yeah. What I really like, o my gosh. So I went to Malaga for my birthday. Last week. Last week. Yeah last week. Malaga March Love. Whilst this guy was doing Kieivbs, I was in Malaga haaving a fuck, I forgot what it's called. Hang on. So when you came up with a character of Myiles White who's quite forgetful Is there anything you based that honor you inspired by? Yeah whereere do you get your crazy ideas from Kayle? I really don't know. it just sort of pops out of me. Before we're about to talk ask yourselves for a sec whilst I find this. Ed and I were about to walk out here at the top of this half and Kayle was putting that little red neckkerchief on but we' like just his normal clothes on And I said to him, I hope you enjoy us making fun of that red neckerchief and then ran out here. You must have been fingred in your head, you have no idea. I'm gonna be wearing Almendrado. My girlfriend's in the audience, I hope Make some noise I don't have two girlfriends. If' all no. R thinkg Have I said that correctly Girlfriend? that is you say it? Girlfriend. Almenderado Reyone Well, whatever you said, your voice broke halfway through it and that was B. I will read out to you. Almond Crunch, vanilla ice cream wrapped in sponge cake, coated in amaretto toasted almonds with hot chocolate sauce. Yes, please. that sounds great. Now ten eos. I had that I had that on my birthday, upon my birthday last week and I genuinely think it might be the best dessert I've ever had. Wow. It tops the Black Forest Ghateto on my birthday. W because this was also on my birthday. But you would like to change your dream dessert exceptional. So it's like chocolate wrapped. No, the chocolate was a sauce, but it was wrapped in like a pastry that was like almond coated Amaretto Amareto style. I love the sound of that. It's really good. We never had it shouted out on the podcast before. J first It was quite exciting. Yeah It was really Almentrado. M A I still get it right? No, it's pronounced. Oh no. Oh Well you're not having that anyway, you're having simt sponge custed Yeah. Well, yeah, fine. I mean, I'm not crazy about that. No but it's not in my food hell. Yes. ye. okay, good. You've learnnt that term now. Just a t say kitchen stark calling it don't. What's in your food heaven for Saturday kitchen? Can you give us a little preview of of course. What I really enjoy is sort of like honey barbecue meat. So ribs, brisket, short rib That sort of stuff. I'd like that. Lobster mac and cheese, perhaps I don't think this is in the Saturday kitchen budget. Yeah after they had to fucking refurbish after you fuck out Merry Christmas That's the sort of stuff that is in my heavens. So as we get to the end of the menu, what do you think of the meal that we've given you today? Bob Morton' what does it make you think of Bob I really enjoyed the hot dog element And I'm happy that way. Don't mind that he's putting your finger finger and that's not negotiable His fingers non negotiable Yeah. Is that happening in front of me or that's happening in the kitchen What would you rather? Well, obviously, I don't want to see him do that. But you're going to know he's done it, so you may as well see him do it, right? And he does have to look at you and say it's good to be alive son with his finger To be fair, I do w to meet him, so. Yeah, that's the only way you can meet him As if you watch think this's hot dog. thinkure your hot dog. yeah Let's goods. Proros and cons. Yeah. Yeah. All right, yeah yeah, I'll tell that. G. So I'm happy with the starter. Happy with that The Vindaluu not The Vindalu I'm not really on board with because you don't like Indians because. Food becausecause I don't like Lianna's dad. A shallow fried turbet on the side. You weren't too keen on that either for. Well, we didn't really talk about the fish, did we? we sort of got stuck on the cooking utensils. It was more about the egg. Yeah, yeah U No, I'll try that. You would try. Look, I'm not against trying stuff as long as this stuff doesn't have things in that I don't like. Like the Citrus IPA for example, which you don't want minus twenty. Exactly that, ye. So overall, I'd say you probably won't enjoy this meal. I think it's half and half. Yeah. fifty fifty. Thank you for clearing that. Mory buddy. Oh Thank you so much for coming to us M you life. You've been absolutely amazing Thank thank you so much for coming to the show. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much for coming along. Goodbye. Good night. Well there we are, James, another Royal Aberhall ticked off. There we go, Kayle Smith Biner there. Kayle is on tour with his own show called Story Bro, which is like an improv show. He's got a whole troop of people. And has a gu has a guest monologist? O guest question asker. I've done that. You've done that. I've turned it down repeatedly and we'll continue to because it's funny now. Yeah And let me tell you, it is funny when you do it as well. Yeah because Kyle wants it to be cool improv. So if you really lay it on thick and try and try and get them all to put their hands in the middle and say three two one let's improv, they don't like that Kle Hes Yeah, I think. But the others really get on board with Yeah. they love it because it winds up kind Yeah Yeah, that's good D definitely going to see that tickets at coolstorybro d.