Reflections on Life and Religion

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Because my mommy made me a banana pudding for my son's first birthday And we ate that puppy And there's still some of my fridge at home and today I thought I was going gonna have a healthy day but I'm actually gonna to have beenan up pudd for lun Hey, hey, hey That giggle is from none other than Johnny Kakes's worldwide global phenomenon winner of Isit Kake seeason one. No. happappy to be here with you, Johnny I lost. Okay. Johnny Thank you for having this on the show. Thank you so much for having me. Just want to say real quick. Yeah that your hot take that ice cream is good for you. Yeah. thank you I agree with you. Thank you very much, John. because Good for you I commented on the Instagram. I said we need to re examine or we need to re define what Like health means. Yeah, what does it mean to be good for you? It means that it's good for you, whichich means to me, it can be mentally good. It can be mentally well. Definitely. And I do think that also it's like, is it good for you to have a lot of fruit I, you know, sugar wise, I don't know, chemically, maybe not. but I think it is good for you to like Eat fruit, by the way again and I just wanted to address the fly I mean the biggest to fly because it's a huge There's a haawk in here that is the biggest fly I've ever fucking seen. I think I need to fume get the studio. Yeah for sure. I There's Johnny, it's summerertime and in summertime, the bugs do be hatching. The bugs be hatching. And I really, unfortunately, it is really pretty tough. It tough The bugs are getting out and they're getting a little bit wild And Yeah. So Do your mom live here This isn't my house. No, Do she live in Los Angeles? No, she doesn't. My mommy was visiting me. That was not ' you said your mom made you. and I was like, wait. Yeah my mom was visiting us for my son's first birthday and she made a banana pudding. And it was just fucking good. Like banana pudding really is kind of that bitch. It is that bitch. You know what I mean? What's your favorite dessert? Don't even dare say cake Oh, I would never say cake. Okay, good. I think we've even maybe on this show talked about this. Oh no, are we running out of things? By the way, I mean two hundred episodes plus. Whver we know that I've Rick Tred the same ground. People want to hear about my hot sauce finger story that they want to hear. Yeah. I've told this sort of story last. All right then let me repeat myself term of It's it's Teremy who's up there. But Kake if there was a list of desserts ordered. worst to best. Yeah Cake would not even break into the top ten By the way, I'm gonna release this clip, viral King Johnny Cakes denounces cake. No, I actually do love cake, but I am such a dessert person that cake is like Great Yeah And we're talking a good cake can be excellent I mean actually think ice cream may be the best food on her. I by the way, and the new study, new study just dropped could be good for you. I was eating for you and happy and healthy, not mered about. No, totally. So it actually there's a thing about the Harvard study and froen and the frozen and the way the fat is frozen and the protein and that it actually might not be that bad for you. Well sugar in it yes, but actually it might be fine for you Ice cream is God's gift. is God real love ice cream. God's real. God is real and he is ice cream. Okay, cool. No, I could eat a million pounds of ice cream. A million pounds at least. And I actually recently hopped on that scale, saw that I had lost a few and I thought what a great excuse. Let's make it back out. What a great excuse for me to have double the ice cream that I'm normally having. But I' six foot five It's something you eat and you go, o Life is good. Life, by the way. And to feel like life is good In today's world Yeah to have five minutes to be like life is good. I think it's quite healthy then. You look at the news byy the way, you look at the news and all of a sudden you have a bowl of ice cream with what ppings and you think Live is worth the living. But Johnn, what makes you perfect to be on the show today to solve the people's callms? Yeah, yeah, I was thinking, I knew you had askking me this I was thinking about this as I was walking in today. Please, I have a couple of answers, but I'll keep it short. I'm good to travel with. Yeah, really. very down to do whatever. and similarly, I'm good to go to dinner with You want to get, you want to get those things? fine I'll eat them. Oh I agree with this. L if I go to dinner, I'm like if you want me to decide, I'll decide. Yeah. And we're talking about like a place where you're going to split stuff with people, which more and more is the case these days. That's all I want to do. Right. All I wanted shareable place. How lucky are we to get to You know, as opp posted do. Like When I think of somebody eating their own meal And not sharing it. D. I think of like a dad in the fifties, but a steak. Yeah, I think it's devastated. Red face steak. Oho Yeah. But yeah, so I like to share and I will eat Basically anything. My favorite thing is when we I go to a dinner and somebody goes I've come here over a couple of times, I'll order Oh my God, I literally Yeah That is the hottest thing By the way, there's some discourse online right now. that I want to argue with. Please Cate discourse in the comments. There was somebody online who was like, why would you ever ask your server? What's good here? Are you out of your fucking mind? Let me tell you if somebody who's worked at a restaurant, I would constantly be like When someone came in and it was their first time in and they didn't order a certain dish, I'd be like That's fine. Yeah you're crazy. Yeah, no, by the way, be like, if you're gonna to get an appetizer, it's gotta be this. Y. By the way, of course you have to ask them what they're fucking having B the way, if you don't like it, you can say, o, that sounds awesome. I'm not going to get that. But if they're like, oh my go, you know what I love is the boiled squid pancake and you're like I'm not really in the mood of that. So I'm not going to have that, but yeah No I would anyway. I literally usually when I go to a restaurant or a thing, I go, what's your favorite pastry in the case? What's the best appetizer? and I get and I just go, a that. I don't give a shit what it is you know what I want Johnny more I want a curated experience from someone who is passionate. Yeah. I want them to go, I am, oh my Godd Fly. fly Bye And I shouldn't be using my YouTube plat. You really shouldn't. L canan we get a book or something up in here Okay, I'll take over while you're doing this So anyway, so anyway, famam, Is that what you call your f? What do you call your f? I called a famam Myileies. call them Bileies? I don't know. do they have a name? Bileies. I mean, perfectionists, I guess, but I don't really use that iconography anymore. Okay fairair Um ye, this is why like ordering not to be that guy, but like that's why like going to like a foreign country and like, you know, in Italy where they're like, no, we won't adjust Y meal love that bordder. It's like yeah How is it supposed to tast? Givem me that? To me though, it's also like about the restaurant experience. I want to go to a restaurant because I trust the chefs inherently. and I don't I want to be want that And by the way, if you have a different experience and you're doing a thing, that's fine. But when I go to a restaurant for me. For me when I go to G You think he's under the coach? I sa him go. Okay. for her Or her. Heang on my. This is crazy. Sorry. No, no, no. If I don't kill the fly before the end of the thing, the episode can't come out. I want the whole episode to be you chasing the flyer around. I think it will be like the brereaking bad episode. No it. You know what I mean? For a while I had like this bug zapper thing that would attract Th those are so good. go why don't you have that? I need to again. I'm literally going to or. my name is on after these Okay, Johnny. Yeah It is time for the perfect person spepeed round. calibrating your advice to make sure we're on the same page before we get in there and answer the freaking calls. Right, great, great. Okay, literally how the perfect person spepeed round starts now perfect serial. Okay, and I have to answer quick. Well, that's the idea of a speed round. Okay, okay, okay,. So I didn't know it was starting. Can we can we just go back real quick It is I'm not thinking about it. I'm not thinking about it. say perfect person speed starts now. Okay, but I didn't know.f happenens so quick. Okayfect cereial. Uh Kevin Crunch It's it's it's sweet. It's sweet but not not too sweet Perfect candy. Oh. any Swedish candy, sour candy big fan of sweet sour canan. You're a freak for sour You said sour just now and my watery water glands. myiva glands just Yeah. My mouth just opened up Perfect sexy date Oh a little outdoor restaurant. Oh yeah, nighttime. Nighttime outdoor restaurant followed by Audtle boats Battle boats. Paddle boats and on a pattle boat Keep going. I'm just trying to you know paddle boats. I don't know a stinky lake in a paddle boat Paddle. I love that. literally never paddle bow. Perfect text to receive. I've got money for you. Oh manen, would that be good? Perfect you get it. I've got money for you go awesome. Perfect line to say it before the credits roll. This part's my favorite Wait I thought you meant someone in the theater is saying E end of a movie This part's my favorite. It's my favorite. directed by because it would be stupid to say this part's my favorite and it's the credits, except if you're watching Titanic then that is the best part of the kind ofbserive vers. best line before the credits roll is and everything's going to be okay I do like that. I like a movie that makes me feel like everything's gonna be okay. I like how about this one Oh my God, you're the killer? Yeah,. Good on, goodood one. Perfect ring tone song it little tell you. I think they should bring back bring tones. I've talk about this a couple times what happen What about bring back tones? Do you remember that one? it's like this much shit. Oh good like this. O smack that You remember that? That was. That's so funny. If somebody called your phone and smacked that plane, It really is funny. But the Acon, sorry I don't know if anything could happened. She was big when I was in high school. Burk frozen yogurt flavor and toppings. Cheesecake. Ccake. Oh my Godd, you know what I was having a craeving for the other day? Pink Berry. Oh, I never went Because I didn't that you couldn'tick your own toppings. they did it for you and I said, no, You can Wait, don't they do it for you? Oh, you can pick them, but they don want to scoop them. I want to scoop. Where do you go for a frozen yogurt? The best place is men cheese Where's that? Oh God in the valley. You gotta make a special trip, but it's good. And there's a lot. It's a chain. Chain. o. Men cheese. Men cheese, it's the best and it has the best toppings. All right, finally, perfect Rewatch comomfort movie. U brridesmaids Pridesmids. Yeah. Yeah. I' it isn't there a million times. It's just good Every time there's a new little thing that Kristin Wager or somebody's doing where I'm like, See, that's funny and I didn't even It's just a stupid thing. Is so funny? She could read the phone book. She could read the phone book. I I She's one of those people that's like I better not meet in person because I'm gonna ye She's so funny. She's the fucking best. She I laugh H. I listen to interv. I've listened to so many interviews with her. I just love her. Like podcasts where they talk about her and she's just like, I'm actually a very boring person. It's really funny. Like she's just like, I don't Yeah. like they're talking about at dinner, She she was just like, I'm very bad at a dinner. That's so shocking to me because she's so good at like She's so charming, but she was like, I don't know, I don't know what to talk about. The best thing to re watchatch though, that's not a movie is a hour and a half, I think, long compilation on YouTube of all of Amy Sederis's appearances on David Letitterman Oh, that's great. I watch that Miles, I've seen that. Like if there's one hundred thousand views on that, I'm fifty thousand of those views. She's so funny It's crazy because she was the o so Amy Siderres for years was the was the fill in guest. So anyime someone famous cancellled. Oh she would do it. She would come in. so she always had a dress nice and like steamed hanging up ready for that last minute call.ike can you come do David Letteran. Oh my gosh, that's so funny. So she would be there with nothing to promote Which is so inherently funny for a talk show because they just had to fill the time. Yeah, but also like I think that's better for a talk show. I hate when they're like, And you know, I was in this movie. and it's so it's too much. Were you were? Oh you were up she picks up a mug and you know how there's water in those mugsant talkes. She drinks and she goes, sometimes water is more precious than gold. And I always say that now Sometimes about it that's beautiful. Yeah. Job Johnny you is exactly passed the speed round Wis and it is to get to the calls. I thought you did really good. Yeah. 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If it's really mean and not that funny, no, it doesn't work. Well got there's only one way to find. There's only one way to find out and we're gonna find out right now over the phone. Getting nervous I get sooner. What are you nervous about Hello, You call perfect person. I'm here to call you back. I'm here with Johnny Cakes. Oh my God, this is insane. Hold on. Can I take you off of my Bluetooth speaker? Yes, please. Yeah, yeah. If you can takeick us off Bluetooth speaker, that would be wonderful. Johnny, what is the name for this person Prmis Grimace. Okay, Grimace, how are you doing and what happened with you and your husband Okay, I'm like shaking. This is insane. You're doing great. So we are here to help you Yeah. Don't shake. donon't shake. D't. takeake a deep breath. You takeake it off. Also are you driving No, I'm at home. I'm just like pacing around my house because I'm very excited. Okay So you guys understand the whole like McDonald's CEO situation Right where he took like the tiniest bite we've ever seen of a sandwich. Oh yeah, he's sort of like this is for people who don't know someomebody did a McDonald's basically was like, man, the CEO is doing a little taste test and he took like the tiniest bite and kind of like spit it out, right? It was a littleir didn't really eat it. Yeah, he was like, man, I love our sandwiches. took a tiny little weird bite. And then all the other CEOs were like Watch me fucking wk down a sandwich. Check this out, bitch. Then we had like weeks of Cos downowning stuff. I'm like this' like this is actually like too much of an overcorrection, but I get point. Yes. Okay, I remember this. Yes. So that became like a big inside joke in my house with my husband. Okay. And our daughter is year and a half old. And so she does little bites all the time because she's a baby And so she Whenever she would take like a tiny bite of something, we would always call it the CEO bite. Yeah, that's great. And like it was just an inside joke in our house. Totally. No I was coming home from a tattoo appointment and I wanted to stop and get us McDonald's. So I texted my husband and I asked him what he wanted And we never called it this, but he said I want the sad CEO meal This Okay, so Sad CEO meal meaning like, I want the meal that the Sad CEO had. Correct. But in my brain that had just sat through her first colorwork tattoo appointment, I had no idea what he was talking about. Right Because we had only ever called it like CEO bites. So I had no concept of what he was talking about because the SAad just completely threw me off. And he sent it to me in quotes and he didn't say LOL. It was just like, I want the Sad to eO me to hear here So in my head, I'm like Oh they got. Okay. I see where thisight That is insane over the phone. Yeah. Oh. He sent me that and I thought, o, obviously because of all the traction that happened with this guy and the sandwich They made a meal, come on.s I'm sorry, it is hard to It is hard on your side. They're embracing it. They're embracing it. They love it. Sad CO meal is a sandwich with a tiny bite out of it and a bunch of chicken nuggets. Yeah I like, I don't know why just in my head, I was like, well, they've done like the cardy B meal. Oh my go. they probably just picked up off of like the traction of this and decided to like call it that. Sorryike changeed its name or whatever. Totally. Yeah, that's awesome. Okay. And also Let's be so honest too. I'm a stay at home mom. I have no concept for what's going on in the world So' like, oh, she probably like went to a McDonald's and saw this and just thought like, oh, I'll get that Cher. Okay,. So you you pull up to the drive through and like happens. So I pull up to the drive through and the woman is like, hi, what can I get for you? And I said, Hey, can I get this sad CEO meal Cn't she serve Hh? Right, right. Of course, sure,'t I And of course in my head, because I'm deaf in one of my ears, I'm like, Ohh she couldn't hear me. ' I reallyave feel doing Sad CEO Mill. shouted it louder. Yeah. Miles, unfortunately, that is precisely what I did. Oh the that's so good. that clearly as I could enunciate it. Oh no. And she proceeded to turn off her headset And I'm sure turn to everyone around her and be like, what the hell is she talking about?ealous Is? Is this new? Very confident we have it. She screamed at me. Yeah, I yelled it and said it very confidently. Oh my God. of course, I believed that my husband would never betray the Yeah, But it sounds like your husband wasn't even like it sounds like your husband was basically like, you know that meal he ate. G me that thing Yeah, like It didn't even seem like you and maybe I'm wrong here You know him better, I think. I think you might know your argent better No. We can never know depending on who he is Don't you think he was just trying to point to that thing Or was he trying to set you up for a failure? No, I do think that he was joking, like just thought it would be funny. Right But he also knows that I have like insane anxiety when it comes to drive throughroughs. So I think he knew I would have just been like, oh, this is what it's called. I'm gonna do that. Okay, that's interesting. Wait, so okay, hang on. hang on. for failure a little bit. So you think that he did it on purpose. Now after this happens, so so this person says, I don't know what you're talking about and you eventually just have sort of cop to being like I'll get fucking burer in the fries, right Yeah, I got him a big mac. I was like, I'm not gota beice. And then what how did you communicate with your husband? and what was his response? So I came home and told him and he so funny. laaugh his ass off as hard as he possibly. Yeah Of course. great. Of course, by the way. And then has proceeded to tell everyone else about this happening. It funny He did apologize But it was like, you should have known that that's not what I'mant. Yes. Okaykay. see this is to me, by the way, I think he didn't mean think you were going to say that He thought he was being funny. And I think that to be honest, you should not have thought that it was gonna Sad C OMeil is so funny as a branded concept. R. That's awesome. And unfortunately we're just talking about how before the call of it has to be a certain amount of mean and a certain amount of funny for it to be permissible. And unfortunately for you, this is very funny and not that mean. Yeah. I agree. I almost think I almost think it's nice. I almost think it's nice too. Because it was like, hey, that little inside joke we have, G me that thing. Yeah. the best part of the story for me is that you ended up getting him something different than like like you and the woman at the Oh, they stopped carrying it. They don't sell it anymore. I couldn't get them that U What was it that what was it that the Sad CEO had the big arch meal Yeah. it wasn't the bun like Didn't have like seasonings on it or something. It's so funny how It just ultimately was not a good sandwich. I had had it. It was b. It's so funny that you ordered itady And you knew Yeah. it wasn't all the same Iready had it previously. Yeah,. It's so funny how just like I love the people that are cooking up creative for some of these sandwiches that are like we just need a new sandwich to talk about so people come and order the same thing Also congrat screw the whole kitchen sink at it. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. So unfortunately for you, I think you can tell your husband with a he it is with a heavy heart that he is really funny and that this was He was not the asshole for this. I also want to say but I'm a fan of your podcast. so you should be on my side. What is this? I know I like the podcast because Miles is honest. See here's the thing. I'm trying to be more objective. You know, typically, you know, lookook, you're calling it about a man in your life. Typically, yeah, old people would a tor has ask a new one. But I gotta say and honestly But I gotta say, I think unfortunately he was being funny for this. And yeah, I think also there's something so funny about a drive through and saying the wrong thing. Have you seen the video where the girl is like, M, can I get a And what did they say theyre like Can I get a milkshake with extra backhots or something? You the mom is like Yeah, milkshake with extra backshots and the person through they drive through laughs theyre fucking That's so good. It's so fucking funny. I just it's nothing really funnier than getting somebody to say the wrong thing Also when when we heard, you know, when when we saw what your call was about. I thought you were I thought it was going to be like my husband is like food shaming me for my order dri making me feel bad about orderingver. So I think you need to be know I know it's sad that Miles doesn't agree with you, but take comfort in the fact that you have a husband who's probably a really good guy. Yeah, you've got a good husband. No, he's the best. Well there best Th you win then that's a win. It's so funny by the way. Also like there's so many great like inside jokes things that me and Sarah have that like Yeah, it's just that's one of the greatest parts about love is you get to have little inside jokes in your whole family the rocks. Yeah And by the way,atate. Congratulations on your one and a half year old. It's so exciting. My my son just turned one as well Yeah, I know. I like it's been so fun to like hear you talk about like you and Sarah's journey of like growing your family while like I have my little one. I like I called you once when she was like maybe two or three months old and it was just her babbling the whole time. I was like I don't think that's gonna get this. No, I one hundred percent get it. Yeah. my son is babbling, his little took us off He can't he can't stop talking. It's awesome He saying stuff he says Crow. He knows Crow. Wow. Okaykay, yeah, that's right. talking about that on the recent podcast that you put out and I was like, that's the cutest thing. Oh yeah, My daughter's first like word that wasn't like mom or dad, obviously was kit cat, which is what she calleds her cat. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah. I love that. We'll try to say pretty cat. It's very sweet Oh, well, thank you so much for calling. What was your fake name? What was the fake name? Grim? Grim. That's right Grimis, thank you so much for calling. I really appreciate you. And I hope you' have an amazing day. Let your husband know the good news Okay, thank you. I love you guys so much. Thank you for picaking my call. Of course, no problem at all. Have a wonderful day by Grimis Well Wow, that's funny. That's the first time I ha't sided with the caller Yeah, you know, it's its it's often that I side with the person who's calling in because they are also giving a one sided story. Totally. But I try to now, you know, it's my goal to give to give objective truths. Yeah and to give flawless advice. Also, I should have said this to her She should have known that there's not a sad CEO meo. Oh my Godd, it's so funny. They to say that. It's come on There's also something so funny about being like, can you get me the like blank meal that doesn't exist?. Oh, it's so good. good. I just love it. Yeah All right, we gott to take another call. Great Hi Miles, can you help me decide who's going to be the next employee of the month 's my decision to make it. and I could do some perfect advice. Thank you. Love it. So funny. L it. Okay, here we go. We've got a lot of contenders here So is this how they get picked? like Hello Hello, youall perfect personon I'm here to call you back. I am here with Johnny Cakes shot Donny! Yeah, I Donnny. Oh my Godd, I'm obsessed with you. Johny can at always have a bigake name for this person Gosh, Barbie Barbie. Okay, Barbie. Thank you. Thank you so because it's work related. Yeah like Barbie work. you could be any, I don't know what job you have Yeah and Barbie can have any job. Barbie really can't have any job So Barbie, why don't you tell us where you work and are you the manager or owner? No, this is a great question. so I Bger Hospital. I am like in a social services role. Okay. And we work with kids, so our job can be like really, really hard sometimes. Totally. I started u making a silly little award of employee of the month it's not official. Right. But it's just like a oh, you did so well. Here's an award. U But it has's also a little bit of drama with the award, which I'm happy to get into, but that's kind of like the context of the award. Okay, so you cateed an award, you work at a hospital, Social serervices style. It's the pit. It's Greay's Anatomy You're out here tellelling everybody. And so I would imagine that yeah, if you create an awd from scratch that all of a sudden, There's going to be a drama created out of it. Do you need a fake name of the person who created the drama U Yes, that would be great Okay. Okay, Johnny can I please have a drama filled name? Nickname Oh Your Johny's doing a funny phace. Cynthia. Cynthia. Okay. so Cynthia. W wasn't Cynthia the name of like Angelica's That's why boy on Rugat? That's right. That's exactly right. She's kind of nasty. She's a little nasty nasty gal. So we're doing dolls. So tell us about Cynthia. Yeah, I love it. We're doing dolls Okay, so I created this award because some of us also work in like the emergency department and we had like a really bad night. So I was at first just kind of doing it with us to do like a crossover and being like, you're amazing and I do a little like like a little song and dance with it. I'm like, you're so great, you're so amazing So then Cynthia, you do a song really quick. you do a song in dance with. Do you present the award to them? does it go I know, it is just so like you did so great, you did so amazing. You're the employee of the much. Like it's just a very little like. That's incredible. Okay, awesome. Thank you. than you. I have a very serious job and I like to be a silly little goose. That's. That's a very unserious job Yeah. And I also like to be a silly little goose So Cynthia does not work in the emergency department, Cynthia only does like inpatient work whichich is fine, which's fine. It's not for everyone Cynthia started going around saying like, this is really unfair of you. You're cutting a lot of us out, like a lot of us else Jealous. Yes, yes I've only done like three months of this. Yeah So now this is like the fourth month that's happening. I had originally only had it to like peopleople who did the crossover just because were like part of the same team, but not the part of the same team. But I don't know, S shouldould I include more people on it? Am I being rude? Like shouldhould I give it to Cynthia to make her feel better? Like I don't know. Don't give a participation trophy to Cynthia. So hang on. Cynia I felt left out because Cynia is in another department and she's not getting the award. So she's also like in social services, but she just only does like things like on the inpatient floor. Okay, but would she would she let's say she was a viable candidate for Employee of the Month Would she win? like is she is she good at her job? Okay, so Yes She is good to her job. Okay. Also she' iss now worth it is one of those people who signs up for all the committees. She runs everything. She wants to put rules in about everything. L she is good at her job and I'm also like she's kind of a fun sucker. Yeah, Cynthia does not have my vote And it's just because of the way we're talking about her that I think that unfortunately for Cynthia, she gets everything that she wants. Yeah. And this is one situation where she cannot control the outcome. I wonder is there somebody who works in her area who is a really great employee who could win. So you can show Cynthia, yes, I'm willing to reach across the aisle. I'm willing to give it to somebody out of this, you know jurisdiction. No mean But it's not you, Cynthia, It's somebody else. that might even piss her off even more. Yeah Exactly why so close. It's somebody in her department, her friend.. Okayy, so Sythia does have a friend that we could give it to like Cy' an office of like four people. So there are three other people we could pick that would be in that office, but not Cynthia. Okay. How about this? All right. so we've got a couple. We've got an award here. Why not create a whole network of awards? We've got employee of the month, but anything you need to do, Employee of the Mth peoplee's choice. People's vote You give every single person a gold star.enality. guys you give every single person a gold star, but you give it for yourself. And everyone is allowed to put the gold star on the person with the choice. So that way you go well Cn well look, Cynthia, you know, I pick the emmplay of the mononth, but you could definitely, you know, try to go for people's choice Eplay of the mononth. No no, no, no, this is you want to talk about give everybody participant participation. It's a vot Isn't it a vote? I also think it waters down waters down the significance of winning employee of the month. Yeah. What if it's called honorable mion. What if it's called honorable Minion? You were so close. No, what if it's But if it's called Eploy the Month and honorable mention. You know. Oh that I you think I think this might make it worse. I they think it's funny. What about this? A bl of the month, and bl of the week? Oh lay of the Wek gets Cynia can be to playlay of the Wek. sounds like a lot of singing and dancing for Barbie. That's like you're gonna have to come up with a new song, Barbie But I mean, to be honest though, like why don't you tell me who won employ of the month? I guess what's the big name Johny the person who won E emoyee of theth Last time, Polllypocket. Polllypocket. So why do you tell me why Polllypocket won last month? Okay, so Polypocket won last month or I guess this month, I just put up her employee the Mth awward.. It's very cute. It says Pollly poocket and then it says me Barbie and it says employee of the month Admin because I don't want it to be like from our actual manager. So she got it because she covered three people's service lines. U I would you one week and they were all like three really big service on. Getting in trouble for just going You going on the Do your photo on the board as well? You said it's By Bucket. and then also you Barbie, Barbie, is this about Pollly Pagga No, no, I' sorry's it says like who signs it, you know? Like it's like a little out. I sign it the fincialal of Yeah, gotta I gotta got it. So no, I think technically I can never be employee the month, which is frankly a flaw I didn't think about before I started this. Unless you do the people's vote, and then you can start the gets the people to vote So that way, it says emmployee of the month brought to you by Barbie and then employee of the Ve Pe's vote, Barbie So that way you sort of get your name on the board twice. I do think you have to go I think you have to give it to somebody slightly outside of your department to show that you are not Bys cllub Yes. byy the way, whoo is in the running? canan I get another doll name Johny? running low. Let me think, hang on let me think. here we go. You got it. Cabbage patch Cabbage Cabbage. cabbage. Cabbage cabbage is going to be the name of the person who was in the running. Can you tell me why cabbage didn't quite make it? So obviously Polllypocket did three shifts. Why not cab what a cabbage do? What was the sort of runner up? To be super honest, Miles, thoset wherebe I'm a embarrassed But there's actually only three of us who do the crossover between the emergency room. So wait a minute, are you go outang in three months. There's only you can't win in Boy of and there's only two other people that can' Yeah, I guess I included one other person in it, but then she said she didn't wantan to be in it. so I was trying not to create drama. but I'm just trying to make a silly little award I love that you have this award. I just think there need to be more people's possible to win. There's only three people. One of them doesn't want to be included and one of them is the employee of the month Yeah, ye. So there's only one person that can win So it's a rig game. there's two people who couldin there's two, sorry, sorry sorry sorry. I think you have to widen the scope because I think that at this point we are running into the freefall that is a it's an election year and the incumbent will always win. Yeah. It Polypocket will win every single time. O or you give it to Cynthia. I didn't realize I thought there were I thought there was a dozen people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It's not the worst in the world right And Johnny, I super appreciate that because you do a lot of judging. So I appreciate like you wanting to make sure everything's fair. want So I would say yeah, he did So there are like twenty people on the team, but there's just a smaller amount of us who also do the crossover in emergency department, which I guess what sparked us was like we had like a really, really, really bad night. That's what sparked this to start. And so I guess it can be time now that we've kind of gone through the people who crosssover to branch out, but we're thinking maybe not directly Cynthia because she's one to complain about it, but like a cabbage patch alternative.. I That I think makes the most sense. Now is this is very by the way, you do very important work. I would just want to say, first and foremost, like you miles. No, not talking to you J. sorry.. Andah Jenny, you make cakes. This person saves lives, but yeah Um, but u have you seen the pit? is it like that I have not watched the pit, but my coworkers has said it's pretty similar. Wh, man, I love the pit I't I don't like needles. You like needles? The show iss really disgusting. can't it. I can't watch it. All the needles and blids But I think you got to widen the scope because also it is a fun thing and I see now why the people's vote would not work because there's only three stars Let's three of us. do that. I think also, you know, it's fun way to celebrate that like you had, you know, you three or like the crossover shifts is M live strong bracelets . Wait, did you say like a live strrong bracelets, like the Armstrong bracelet? Yeah brring themem back brring them back. By the way, a live strrong bracelet in twenty twenty six is awesome. It kind of is gonna be like like you know how the early ots are back? Oh my God, everybody had a fucking live strrong bracelet. If you were cool, you had a live strong bracelet You just like that was all you had Wait, wait, I did you ever get this what was the shape animal shape? the Sily bands? The sily bands? No, 'causeuse I was an adult by then We know all you thirty five iles you were definitely an ad doult. I'm thirty two. I thirty two. Okay. So silly Bands were around when I was like on the upper echelon of Silly Bands. I can't believe I'm thirty five As's a young spring chicken Jony, you have two more of your lifetime stuff. thought you're going to say two more years. two more years that'd say. Babe, you got two more No, I just want to say because I feel like we haven't hit this home yet. Yeah Re annoying that Cynthia complained about this. I think it's annoying Because like because becausecause You were just trying to do something fun the Ui that Your job is hard and probably really emotionally taxing and you're like, let's try to make this a little bit more fun. And for somebody to be like, I want to win. It's like giving very much, you know, the wet blanket I think it's also just giving you know, this person's in control of everything all the time. they can't handle other people getting you know, polypocket one and they couldn't handle that And I think that it's just like Let people have stuff and to be honest, if Cynthia was calling in and it was like, I don't want to embrace some another thing. I would be like, well, you know what, Cynthia, what you can do is get off your keeyster and start being charming around this group and say, you know what? I think I'm going for the right in candidate. Oh yeah, your microphone is loose. No You can go I'm going for the right in win of employee the month next month. Yeah And then you she might have got it. But because she complained, it's like, come onuster. You know what I mean? And you know what? like honestly, if she wanted to do it for her office, I'd be like, here's my template. Purn it out whateever you want to, like just do it for your office. I don't care The template, you mean, the one you printed up put the thing. Yeah. Yeah,. I made it like on Cva, you know, I just like pr it out every month Is there a pze No No. is there a prize for employee the month Or is it just bragging, right I think it's just brrowning rightid. that's just fun. I don't I've not given anything, but I feel like what about this? actually yeah, I was going to sayend I'm not going to. What about this? Twixs Did you just get in the shower? sorry, sorry. sorry afterfter I said that all of a sudden, heard a loud noise a woman was too stuned ' Yeah, a twwix as the employee of the mononth prize. How do you feel about that, A Barbie? Well, I guess because wouldn't be coming from the department funds, It be coming from my own money. and I need department. I would love that. No, you need department funds You're going to need apartment fund Okay, well, thank you so much, Barbie for calling us. I really appreciate you. And best of luck out there. and I think you gott to widen the pool. Give it a cabbage. giveive it a cabbage in Cynthia's department Make her shake. makeake her make her shake a little. Make her shake in her broots. Yeah Okay, I will in u Thank you so much and John, I just want to let you know I watch your videos every night when I do my dishes. so're like part of my evening routine. So this is just so fun because It makes it easier to do my dishes when like me and Johnn are doing things together. So Well, you know what? I'm happy to be there doing the dishes with you Think about it the next time you're doing the dishes just know I'm I'm Do what I want to Hey, you ever get Daon Powerwash? Not sponsored. use it? Don Power Wash is good. I love it I do use on P ones and I use a little like scrub mommy Even though it bit more expensive but I do love it. Scrub Mommy, shout out Don Powerwash. By the way, I do believe in does the power of Don Power Wash. Oh mee too. 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I think it' ten dollars now she's gone. ten dollars would go a long way for a twwixs. All right well, all right, I don't know where to find her, but if you can ye me, I'll buy you some twix and don'. I'll buy, you know what I'll do? I'll give her the money needed for Dwn powerower wasashhing a T twix for and playay the m Somebody called in on the Platinum showhow at one point. It was like I don't they werere like, I broke my my fucking weed pipe And I just vened them fifteen dollars. See, that's really nice. That was my solution. I was just like, well, I can get you that. was quick, quickick. One and doneone, I'm gonna send you fif dollars. Totally, tootally. It was awesome, but no, I' employ theth. Have you ever won employer the month? God. Oh my God. you want I'm so sorry. and it's fine, and it's fine. I don't need to be as close to the mic. I talk loud, right? Okay, thank you No, not only have I not want to employ the month, I've made a come When I was at Universal we get these annual reviews never did well I was like not a good tour guy. What the hell is they're threatened by you? And it was weird ' I was like, No, they were I've had this too where the people in power did not like me because they were threatened by me. Also, I was saying we fake the mooon landing and stay your. That's funny justn I remember working a coffee job just being like, what the fuck? Like I'm actually crushing it really good at my job. I have all the regulers love me. I bringing a lot of tips. L I just like, I am really good at this and I do a lot of work that I'm not coeting for and they'd be like Yeah, so. Right. And I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah.'s a It's a really actually horrible tactic that like bosses use so that you don't feel, you know, if you feel like you're too good at something, you're gonna ask for a raise, you're gonna ask for time up, you know, But keep them down. keep them down. Ke them. keepe them down. You know what I mean? get it a b ander your M on the pet is haveave been watching the pet No, you're scared. I can't watch needles and all my friends are like, this is not for you. You've been watching Widows Bay? No. Oh my God.'t can't watch Widows scary. now I I don't know I like whatowse they arere fine. It about death, though because I don't like death. Wbay is a little spooky guy It's so fucking good though. Okay, maybe I'll watch it Are there needles on it? Th' needle drops ammazing songs. Okay, we got to take one more go. I love a three call. Is it usually three calls? Honestly, it usually is three calls. Yes it would be. Aually three calls. Probably should mayaybe I should listen more mayaybe you should, you know what Maybe you should. No, no, no, no. Maybe you should. Yeah I love I love No, and I love perfect person, but sometimes This is true about all podcasts sometimes. I don't listen to the end You only listen in half because I listen to podcasts in the car and I turn my car off the night. What cut it, cut it.?, we're leaving a ha that. don't know. Okay, we had excuse a call. Okay Hi, I than onene singular boole. Wait, wait,a, right now Oh A one I'veully dropped tri and changeed in a parking lot recently. I've been doing that a lot No, I was to do this G! Hello! You got perfect person. I've here with Johnny Gigakes. how are you? Oh hi Johnny? Oh? Oh my Godness That's good. Are you still there? Are you still there Hello. Wait, that's so funny. Someone's so excited to talk to you and you're l up on them. H you call the back Hello, I'm so sorry I hung up on you That's okay, I couldn't hear anything anyways. Okay I' pulling over. hang on. No, you were pull over.oful. Johnny what is the big name for this person? Gosh, who's somebody who would pull over We' show you their boob. We'll show you your boob. Whose boob have I seen recently? Whooses boob have you seen recently Naught. Iven't seen a lot of boobs. It watch any naughty sort of TV shows. I'll call you Marian. Marion Be that's my mom's name. It great Because when you're a baby. Yeah.. I wasn't reent. All right, Marian. Marian, thank you so much for calling us. I really appreciate it. What type of job job do you work So I work at an animal hospital Oh my God, this soundbs. Now come on down. You working in animal hospital? Are you a vetererinarian I'm a vet assistant You're a Vvet let me tell you something. I'm at the vet sometimes and You guys are angels, really? Oh yeah, absolutely. The way you handle the dogs you're just so sweet. Yeah, you're handling the to dobt Corbt, thank you for asking. Cornbrered's great. Oh Corbra is my dog. Oh, yes, of course. And he's good. We just went to the vet the other day and the vet tech assistant was fabulous. That's good. That's really good, Johny, thanks for asking. No. Thank you so much for calling in. So tell me, what is your boob doing in an animal hospital So I was restraining a particularly wiggly large dog. Yeah. And we were trying it for him and He was wiggling around and he stuck his paw like down my shirt and it got caught on my My bra. Oh And so he pulled down my b and My sure. And so there was a moment where The nipple saw the light. Oh, the nipple saw the light. So the dog unhooked your bra Yeah. That's wild That's that's really wild. Okay. so the dog it's a big dog and its paw goes down the shirt into the bra and then kind of pulls it all down That is interesting. Okay. so the dog this happens with the dog And now who's the dog you were worried saw your boob Well I'm not worried about the dog but I'm worried about the other assistant that I was working with. Dg, The dog. The DAWG. Oh the DAW my bad, my bad. Johnny of my coworkers? Johnny what's the name for this toy? It iss a little confusing, by the way. Johnny, what's the big name for the coworker? Tosh, I mean Scooby Scooby so also a dogfortunately. So yeah, unfortunately, also a dog name. But sorry, we're not making this is crystal clear. this is all over the place. So Scooby saw your booby and exactly ye. And you know confirm Scooby saw the booby. But not confirmed Yeah, sure. I did call I called previously a couple weeks ago about a different coworker. Wh who has also seen my boob, but in a different context. Oh You're dating Are you sort of doing the hanky banky with your coworker? I you know Maybe a little. Honestly. got it An office romance is so fun. Yeah, did you do was it with with another vet tech or another vet assistant? Hello. Another vet assistant.re we're all lesbians So, you know, it's foundound to happen. It's the classic lesbian vet tech triumvirate. So ye okay, so you're hooking up with your one coworker and then the other coworker saw your boobs Now tell me what you need advice about U so I don't really know what to to like it I don't know, it feels like there's some tension in the air. Well, you thought you because you didn't address it. It was like, you had the squort like crazy like whoa, whoa thing happened. And then there was no like discussion afterwards. This would happen to me too. if like my pants got pulled down and I, you know and somebody saw everything and then I just didn't address it. We moved on. I'd kind of be like Wow, this is like there's a little bit of an awkward thing happening. And how long was Niffle exposed U, like a couple of seconds, I, you know was able to Scooby probably saw it Scoobyaw. Now let let me ask you this. let's give this Is there any romantic interest in Scooby? Scooby is actually one of the only straight people at the job. Got it. Oh, okay, interesteresting. Scooby's not interested Um And Scooby saaw your booby And I guess you know what? and I really hate to ring a bell I've already rung Cake that says Sorry my tip was out Wait, that's brilliant Sorry you saw my tit, sorry my tit was out. Sorry my boob was out. Yeah. is so funny. And that's that they actually sorry is too much ' it wasn't your fault at all Yeah. Sorry is almost too shy. What about just a cake that says my boob was my boob was out? J just make sure everybody knows everybody knows. I know you know I know you saw my boob And I think that because really you just want to be able to be like, hey, by the way, like you, you know, the alternative to this is you just be like, Hey, by the way Realize sorry, it's so what I'm about to say would be awkward. just go Reize you never talk about it, but you did' see my boom Like that is like a weird thing to say. Yeah, might be better just let the moment pass. although like cate A cake about it That would be fun. Okay, a hyper realistic kase. your boob I'd be willing to help make it a hyper real I' going say can I ask you to help me make a hyper realistic honestly cake? Yeah Yeah or or, you know, what you can do, this is an easy this is an easy cake to make. you know, you can do you can go to Michael's You can get one of the they sell these cake pans that are like Obed Yeah, they're like a half sphere Baconer. Okay, So it's shaped already shaped like almost a bun cake. Yeah kindind of just with no ho in the middle. Yeah. It's like it's like it's a boop. I don't know how it' supposed tooo. And then you can frost that puppy up, do a little areola nipple out of frosting. Yeah, a nipple jake.. handand it to your coworker and say, I don't know if you saw my boob the other day but now you f So that might be sexual harassment, but but it could also be a really fun way to break the ice.. because this is like an awkward thing that happened to you in front of your coworker. A dog pull your boob out What's next? You know, what's next for the workplace? Well, I am actually looking for a new job. looking to move out of the state that I'm in. I h here. This would be a good farewell then to really do like thow a party, have a cake. Yeah Yeah I know you saw I know what you did last su. O the last day just go, I know you saw it What? Okay. Okay And then you leave and you never see these people again Also wait, hang on. so you're leaving, so the situationship with the other vet assistant is not going that way. Wea talk about that. Yeah, whoa, leeaveving town. so soon. Well, the situationship at the vet It's not that it's not going well, it's that my career path is very weird. I don't want to work in vet medicine. I have a degree in wildlife biology. Oh, congratulations. That's awesome. That's really cool. Thank you. Yeah, I love that. So you're looking to find another job that's like more on your path Yeah, yeah Nice. Oh wow, okay, nice. And so what did you call in the other day about you needed help with the other vet assistant? My hook up I think they thought that my cleef was a fart when we were hooking up one. Okay fart. Yeah, sounds exactly like that. All right, All, All right. now this is a real proble. you don't w to leave. You do not w to leave. Gake. A cake un attended. A cake that says likequ. cake s That wasn't a part. it was a quiff ake Make a cake. No because I would be I actually that's the call we should have answered because that let me tell you, I do I would I would want to clear the air there. No pun intended. But I feel like you're to me though, what's interesting about that is you're You're like, Lesbian corker is not aware that you're that was a quef not a fart. I feel like that's like a Kind of like basic human anatomy thing no. I mean, I think that I think it just it sounded different than I mean, I was also confused at first. It sounded different than Previous ones So are we sure how sure are we that it was a qu? Are you sure give me a percentage chance You me percent. Yes, I'm fairly certain. I percent. I'm a big I'm a big fartter. I fart a lot. I have tummy issues. Yeah. You talk And that was That was not a fart It wasn't a fart. So and what percentage A you a hundred percent? Is it a hundred percent? Is it ninety nine? What is I'm I would say I'm like one hundred percent sure that that it was not a far. Okay. Okay. one hundred percent quf. Yeah one hundred percent love. I like a queeiff that is How How about a hat? this is one hundred percent geeef By the way I think that to me, you solve this is a tale of two cakes One cake and just don't get it mixed up One king that goes to your goorker you have it orerm with this is. It says, I know you saw my boob.. The other cake goes it says just so we're clear. That was a quf. And you got to do this on your last day because you will be fired you will never workory. You never work in thated tank again. so it's good. you want to find a new career path Why do you think that the The other vet take thought it was a fart It just sounded. I mean, like it wasn't like they reacted weird, but like there was a pause. In the Yeah activities Correct. ye And then and then it resumed But It could be Presumably, I don't know. how familiar your coworker is with Ces, but Pably somewhat familiar. Yeah suuper common. No, yeah, they're familiar. Yeah then I' sin. thenen I wouldn't worry too much about it. I would I would think it's a cake. I think it's gotta be a cake I'm sorry I'm sorry Guys, I'm sorry. honestly Johnny, we should partner on a cake kid because I pitch the people who weave cakech I pitch the people so much that they should make a cake with a fucking frosting says the problem apology. I think that not that you need apolog you don't need to apologies for anything. You just to say that was aake wave. Oh, oh, oh okay I have an on the cake. I have an idea. I hope this isn't too inside baseball or meta Are you still hooking up with the with the um Vet assistant assistant Yes. Okay. H's what you're going to Next time the vet assistant is over, you're going to say, Hey, have you ever listened to Perfect personers podcasts? So funny. They listen to this episode. Yeah that clears the air about the quf. It was clearly. Th then what happens like any good, you know, word of mouth recommendation thing Yeah, that vet tech will tell the rest of the office, you got to listen to perfect person Pod. They'll listen and then the one and then the vet Heck who saw your boob Well listen and then you kill two birds with one stone. kill two birds and without any cake being noake no cake Mm Well I dontanna kill any birds because I work with birds at the vet. And you got me there. you got me. misogyny. Sorry, I should have I'm sorry, I should have thought that through before I said it. Yeah, Johnny, when you Yeah you should have When you assume you be an asset of you totally, totally