Reflecting on Travel and Risk

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That's loadboost. com and use offer code Savage Listening to After Action Report at Savage Gotl A Aion Rort Welcome to After Action Report where I am continually shocked by the horniness Courage and adventurousness of my listeners, meet Hazel who had an unexpected sexual adventure in Peru Hey Hazel, welcome to the show Hey how's it going, Dan? It's going really great. Day's gotten even better now that you're here and I get to hang with you for a little bit. So before we get to what you did, the new thing you tried that you wanted to talk with us about, tell us a little bit about who you are. Yeah, definitely. Well, I'm in my late twenties I work as a compounding technician at a pharmacy. I like to make arts I live in the Pacific Northwest. I'm queer. And yeah, I think that's all you guys need to know for now. Okay, that's enough. That's a lot. A compounding technician at a pharmacy, so you build drugs do build drugs? Yeah. I build customize and personalized medications for people, which feels like an important job. It is an important job. Thank you for what you do. just no one ever I've never heard that gig I've quite I knew about pharmacists. I knew there were people out there who put drugs together, but I didn't know a compounding pharmacist was a thing Now I know it. We make screen cream, we make rectal rockets, we do all the fun stuff. Oh my God Are you here to tell us about a rectal rocket? What's a new thing you tried? So I went to a I guess you would call it a woman's massage parlor. Where women give massages or where women are massaged where women are massaged. Does such a place exist? It's like lesbian sex club when lesbians tell me they want something like lab in Berlin or a lesbian bathhouse. I'm like, I've heard rumors about them. A massage parlor where women are massaged I've heard rumors about them, but I've never actually spoken to anyone who's been to one. I am speaking to that unicorn now. You have been Yeah, and it was down at Peru I was there a couple of months ago and I was dealing with some severe altitude sickness in Cusco. I live at sea level and this place is like eleven hundred feet above sea level And I had just gotten done from like a massive hike. I was exhausted. I was just scrolling on my phone like hmm, you know what? Massage sounds pretty freaking good right now I didn't plan at all. so I was just like, oh, okay, so what place is available now So that seems so brave. If I had altitude sickness and I was in Peru, I don't think I would self medicate with a neurotic massage. And if I was a woman, I might feel a little I don't know, concerned about finding a massage parar for women just on my phone. Well going into it, I wasn't expecting it to be an erotic massage. I was on his website looking at the menu I guess you would say And he had things such as, you know, like sports massages and he had a mushroom experience massage as long as like a sensual massage and then a yony massage. I booked a ninety minute sensual massage. so place it was off the streets kind of a little little ghetto. So going into it and I was like, o on know was I don't know what to expect, honestly. I had no idea who this person was, but the reviews on Google seemed to be like they were all five star reviews like glowing. So I was like, okay, there has to be something to this, taking a chance. Yeah. You know, I went into the place The man he greeted me Very handsome, very handsome. jackpot. Yeah, defefinitely lucked out He sat me down, we kind of about like boundaries and everything he offered me some weed. which I smoked I' definitely taking some senses here. I'm putting my like my fate in the universe right now All right, so to review You randomly find a massage provider online You go down a dark alley, his first move after asking you what kind of massage you want is to offer you drugs and you don't run screaming runs screaming. He seems very nice. So we sat down and we talked about some boundaries and everything and he told me I'm in complete control. If anything makes me feel uncomfortable, you will stop immediately and then just continue to a regular massage, I guess So he went to the other room, I got on dressed, got onto the table and he l some music. And u started rubbing me down Very strong hands, very strong hands And the massage, like the quote unquote reggular massage probably went on for about an hour until he started to move down to my butt. and he started to massage my butt. And then around my anus, Bom. Okaykay. you flipped me over. and startorted massaging my breath. as well as my vulva He didn't actually insert any fingers into my vulva, but just massaging around it was almost enough to kind of get me there because his touch was just He knew how to touch a woman. ot too not too firm, but not too not too soft. and all the oil was really doing it for me and just like I am constantly surprised by the number of straight guys out there who do not know how to touch a woman because I know how to touch a woman just from book learning that the clitoris is not a joy buzzer at the top of the vaginal canal that it's external, that massaging the area and the labia can provide stimulation sort of peripherally in an erotic way to the clitoris, without direct clitoral stimulation, without having to touch the head. And of course that kind of pressure on the vulva and the labia and right in that area, you're stimulating the internal aspects of the clitoris the erectile tissues that are buried under skin and muscle. I know all that and I'm a fagot. I slept with a woman with my eyes sealed shut when I was fifteen. and not again since And I know all that and yet so many straight guys get all the way to married to a woman for twenty years and somehow don't know that. I don't know how to touch that. Exactly. Yeah. I mean It wasn't like anybody giving me carpet burn down there Yeah Okay did you get did you climax? Did he make you come? She did He did without even no insertion, just pressure around the vulba, which works for me. What was the buildup to that climax like? Were you riding that wave Tell us about your arrival at my favorite destination, the pointint wheregasmic inevitability. How was there plateaus on the way? Was he sort of manipulating your arousal patterns Get you there He was masterful He was reading my body, he was reading my breathing. It was like we were kind of in sync at the same time. And he was also aroused too, which definitely helped with my arousal. So he was aroused too Yeah. it was. And that didn't feel like a little You know, this wasn't supposed to be about his pleasure, It was supposed to be about your pleasure. Did it throw you a little bit that he was turned on or did it help turn you on that he wased? There's not indifferent to the fact that he had his hands all around your vulva. Would you want your erotic Masuse to be aroused erotically by the erotic massage they are providing you. Did that make you feel unsafe at all? Or did it just feel like you were more in sync with this guy Hly helpalth turned me on For sure. I mean, you know, he was so handsome, so that helped. And it did make me feel unsafe. I think he was really good at making the space just feel very comfortable and safe and that I was in control even though I just met this guy. He was very good at that So one orgasm, two orgasms And What did it cost and how much did you tip as a percentage? The whole massage costed seventy sole which is like mayaybe forty forty bucks. American And for me, like I'm used to paying like exorbitant amounts for massages in America. And so I ended up tipping about I think I tipped like one hundred and twenty percent because I could afford it at the time. And so he you know he gave such a big r. West will cost you like a mortgage payment. Oh my God, I know. And this was like nothing and not include orgasms. Yeah, and not by a sexy pereruvian. Okay, I've spoken to so many men over the years who gone to massage parlors, gotten a happy ending massage. someome felt conflicted because they weren't sure if the woman who was working in this kind of sad and dary place was happy to be there u enjoyed the job Sounds like you found a sole proprietor And this is his calling. He loves this job Yeah, and you could tell too. He actually asked me out for dinner declined. I was so tired by the end of it, but we swapped socials. So we're so're so you that has to be an enormous incentive to Visit Peru again My God, yeah, if the plane ride wasn't so long, I'd be there to heartbeat Do you have any friends that you've recommended him to? O Fle looads of women taking off from Pacific Northwest to visit this guy in Peru on your recommendation I definitely recommended him before if any of my friends are in Peru. wrote them a review on Google, so Another five star, I hope. Another five star. Oh my God, this is I don't know what to do with your story because on the one hand, I'm really pro people stepping out that comfort zone having an adventure, trusting beneficence of the universe when it comes to something like this. On the other hand, a woman alone in a foreign city going down a non touristy street at night in the dark to be naked with a man who has an erection who offers her drugs. L on paper, it just sounds like like it might not end well or confonirmation bias, if this had, you know, there may be women who've been done similar things where it didn't end well and we heard about those circumstances. We don't hear the good news about the threesome that didn't end with a divorce. We don't hear the good news about the woman So had an adventure sexually abroad and trusted the guy that she was in the room with not to be a monster and he was deserving of her trust. And she had a great experience. We don't hear stories like yours. We hear the disasters. And so we think anybody who would like walk down a dark alley to meet a strange man who's gonna to touch her Bula is going wind up in landfill somewhere. And that's not true. It's just confirmation bias. It makes like I was listening to the beginning of your story getting really anxious for you. even though I know you survived and it was a good experience because you told us it was a good experience and here you are surviving And yet, This is my preamble to ask if You would do this again and If you would advise other people who wanted to do this to do it I would want one hundred percent do it again. It also helps just to be a little bit crazy on mya And we're all landfill eventually. so Yeah I would like recommend a woman do exactly as I did, but I would recommend this man to any woman that I meet So you actually would recommend a woman do exactly what you do. Go to this particular city in Peru, get in touch with this particular man and go get a neurotic massage from him, not just go to some strange city and look on your phone for malerotic massage artists who work with women to do exactly what you did you would confidently recommend because you have recommended this guy to friends Yes, I hit the jackpot For sure. You did, you did. So can I ask you? You live in the Pacific Northwest, you're down for the occasional erotic massage. Have you ever received one in the U. S from An American provider No I haven't is also legal in Peru I think that probably helps with a lot of like the tape and everything, but I haven't received one here I also haven't actively searched one out, but I feel like most of the massage parlors that I see are rubb and tugs. So it kind of my own Yeah, four dudes. Hence to tugging. Yeah, I was like, Ohh got no tug, but all you got was rubbed and it totally worked for you. Uh, because often what I hear from You know, I sometimes hear from women who are like Why aren't there rubbing tug places or just rubb and' rub places for women here and I've looked and I can't find them. and I just find it so interesting that you We're in this strange city and you looked and you instantly found Yeah. ye. I mean, hey, if any ladies out there know a placeays the U S, let me know. All right, Hazel, thank you so much for coming on A Action Report. What a great and Even though I know it all it was like watching Hamlet where you know how it's gonna end and you're still on the edge of your seat. I know the ending was good. It was a happy ending. And yet, listening to your story, I was on the edge of my seat But yeah, thank you so much. I got really all fuzzy thinking about it again. Thanks so much, Aazel Thank you Thank you, Hazel. your story is a good reminder that travel is good for the soul and home. If you have an adventure you would like to share write about it, send it to us at Q at saavage. lovev and you might be our next guest here on A action Report. After action Report This episode of the Savage Love Cast is brought to you by Load Boost by VP Help Load Boost is a supplement designed to improve the taste, the volume, and the overall health of your semen. If you're already putting in the work, why not make your performance unforgettable? Made in the USA, NSF certified and produced at an FDA registered facility. thousandousands of guys across fifty states and forty five countries swear by If you want bigger finishes and better reviews from your audiences, if you want better taste, better mouth feeleel, go to loadboost. com today and use code Savage for ten percent off or click the link in this week's episode description That's loadboost. com and use offer code Savage. 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