Final Thoughts and Show Wrap Up

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Spend more time interviewing candidates who check all your boxes with indeed sponsored jobs Listeners of this show will get a seventy five dollars sponsor job credit at indeed dot com slash podcast terms of conditions apply need to hire This is a job for indeed sponsoreor jobs when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spit Ballers podcast with Andy Mike and Jason A dudoodly ding ding ding, ding ding bing d ding bing. Allright! Oh man, bringing bringing the sweet stuff It's been a while since I could be, you know, even halfway. I mean're out of a scat. I feel like if I feel like if you were musically inclined, which you right. thans. If play you, but whatever. If you were someone more bluesy, more jazzy who could who's just like there You know, they they can scat. You know what I'm saying? Yeah,ike can like Mike I think that they would say that was average. That's not bad. Oh good. And so that's pretty dn good a musically inclined person says that I'm average. That's good. I know your daughter is here Yeah is was she part was she part of the inspiration to do not your worst job Yeah, I don't want her to be embarrassed of me completely I will do my best to embarrass him for you. okay? I will I will try to make make you proud of me. And if if you're watching the Spitballers podcast on YouTube, you'll notice a large cardboard bear. Yeah as u Mike is not here today Mike is not here but the show must go on. So we've got a two man spit but it's kind of a three man spit, right? We got Al Borlan over there and he is going to draft with us today is he's going to we he's going to take Mike's place in the draft. So we will still have a normal full scale draft and we are drafting Things that start with the letter P. Yeah so start formulating those in your head right now. Yep. yeep, no, that's good. We'll kick it off right now. You rather This one already cuts too deep. Heather from Patreon, which would you rather be The know it all constant interruor Mm or the one upper. Oh man. that one is out That one upper The one upper is the Wse. the one upper person that just can't. ever not be best in every conversation. That is rough. It's just like, o, you don't even want to talk to that person Yeah, that that one is rough. I mean, I feel like I feel like it's a version of the know it all In third Yeah in some ways because the know it all's always going to bring up their stuff. Right Ben Wh they know it? That's like a slice of the one Upper. A slice of the one Upper is a know it all. The one Upper is like it's not just knowledge. It's what I have. It's what my house looks like. It's what I can do You know how many pushups I can do thats You know how many pushups I can do How many can you do U did twenty five. I can do thirty. Yeah. it's like no matter what, I can do better than you, no matter what That's rough That's rough. I mean, the, uh I've been around a couple of people that Everyone else knows them as the know at all Right? Yeah. And that is, u Like where we all make eye contact every time it happens. Yeah. like that situation. Yeah Yeah. And think we might know some of those people? Yeah, I mean, that's That's Okaykay, I now know more than one of those people Um those those can kind of, you can kind of do like a a happy eye roll to that kind of person because it's like It doesn't make them unlikable completely. It just makes it kind of like it depends on how they approach their No assult situation. Yeah. Some people who are no at alls genuinely just believe they know everything. So it's just and it's it's an innocent Innocent know it all I mean, obviously, there's the egotistical knowe at all that you just don't It's just as bad as the one Upper Um, but The interruptor I don't mind is that I don't know, man. The interruptors It's something I as a host. and super conscientious about. and guilty of Like I it's hard because when I host the footballer show and it's like I feel this sense of moving the show along, but then I sometimes break in when I wish I wouldn't have and it's like so I live in this ten year period of time where that is genuinely like Yeah I think I had a note card. sitting next to my desk, like a little stickyone for like a six month period that just said shut up Be sometimes I over talk. Yeah. I mean, We've all read the comments. And what's funny is I've seen the comments of And do you interrupt Jason all the time And I don't ever feel that. like ever, I've never looked back and felt like That means a lot to you. I've never been like, I mean, you feel so guilty all the time. No, that's those aren't my burner phones.rapist. We'll be so happy. Whatt you found out? What if you found out the comments? I'm the one leaving the comments because I've tri you know I avoid altercation and confrontation. So I'm just going with burner phones being like Andy stop interrupting Jason. Are you also all the comments or like Jason Great job on the weight loss here. No, Jy, look man man. L good. Andy shut up. That would be so funny though No, I I have I have no burner accounts yet. I'm looking into it. I think it's a pretty good idea. But no, I've I've literally never felt like I mean, maybe maybe one moment here over there but that's just life. I don't ever feel like you have an interrupted problem. You're the host, especially on the footballers Here we all interrupt each other whenever we have anything to say or think and it doesn't matter. It is one of the things that people are I was in the middle of talking. Oh yeah, I knew that was coming. It is one of the things people have said about this show and footballers is that Like when they compare it to other shows or one of the reasons they like it, they often say like How do you guys know or even on phone calls? Like we've had calls with like advertisers and stuff We kind of know where each other are going to speak and we don't generally talk over each other too much. No, when we've done literally multiple thousands of shows together, I hope we've gotten to the point where we can know and we're going to talk and know where we're going to go Um, so the constant interruptter I think that's at the bottom Meaning that's the one you would rather be Yeah, I think so. I'm going to take the no it all. Okay. I don't You want to be the know at all? Yeah, if I have to be one of these people, I don't mind being interrupted. It just has never really irked me or bothered me But I do mind The interruptor in groups, I feel bad for other people. Yeah. when I when when, you know, when there's four or five of us and one person is just steam rolling everything I'm really annoyed, not ever when they steamroll me, but when they steamroll others, I'm just like, let some people breathe. I don't want to be that person Some people can't They don't have enough. Gusto break through that person. right. Some people have social skills to like or I'm going I'm to come right back. And I'm going to take over the conversation. Some people it's like, don't make their two shots They'll get interrupted. They're done for them. It's really funny and sad and whatever, but it's There are people that can't have silence. They can't. They feel like if they're in a group and there is a moment of silence, everyone is let down and they have to say something. They have to speak But then there are the people in that same group that can't speak until there is a real moment of silence and now they recognize I'm allowed to talk. Yeah. And so you put those two people together and I just feel bad. I do not want to be the. So I'll be the no at all And I will just make fun of myself for how brilliant I am All right, well we'll move forward here. Tommy from Patreon writes in a would you rather question? wouldould you rather have Calories not count in the car or on the couch. Oh man. Well, I mean I mean, I feel like everyone in the world would choose the couch. So that was what I immediately thought. I immediately was like, well, this is the dumbest question. And then I thought Yeah, tell me. The drive through. Kidding me Oh they don't even count. They don't count Oh my gosh, I'm broke. I'm broke. Okaykay because I will never ever drive home or to work I'm going to Filibertoos on the way to work I'm getting a Carneusad burrito with a hor shot I' finisher nowic car. I mean all your way home. I'm on the way I mean This is amazing. Yeah, I was like, wait, I don't really eat in the car. I don't. I eat in the I eat on the couch. Al, would you still be full from the meals you eat in the car? Okay, so you'd still be full But then if the calories don't count, you do need some calories to live. Well, right. So you'd have to eat at home a little bit Oh my gosh, this is this is even getting better. This is gorgeous. I mean When when you read it, I had the exact same thought of you. Like, o the couches I think I'm still taking the couch Be to me the calories that I care the most about would be that like two hours of desserts. You are I am an ice cream Ochice. Yes. I would like you want to plow through points. I don't Think about it this way. Okay. We have the would you rather, would you rather have the caleries not counting the car on the couch? How much would you pay for either of these Like in monetary value. Oh man. too be able to unlock this, like it's a video game and you got to unlock a skill. If I could unlock ice cream on the couch. that feels like one of the things I'd ask a Gnie for if I found a magic lamp. It feels like you would be cheating the I mean, if I could have a pint of Hagandes on the couch every night and not end up So Al, we we need one more point of clarification here. That's what I'm here for If we eat them and they don't have calories, do they Are they negatively affecting? Like obviously, if I eat, you know, fast food every day, deep fried Oh heart attacksed oils, all that stuff. we're going to assume they have no negative health effects. Yeah Oh baby. I think that's fair. How much would I spend? I would spend I would spend two million dollars do. I would I would I would work my I would work my to gr it to find as long as it took to get like I don't I don't have a goal of ear two million dollars right now. don't I like that That would be great to have two million dollars. I don't have that as a goal. I' this is the thing standing between you and earning two million is That's exactly right, Andy. The thing standing between me and earning two million is something worth two million dollars. It would be so amazing to feel that in love. Oh my gosh I would rob a bank. I mean if I had to rob a bank, I would ro Why are you doing this, sir? Why'd you do this Did you not know? D you hear about this perk? For two million dollars, you can have all you can drive through without And the problem then is I'm broke. because I spent two million dollars on it. Oh yeah, you don't have the money for the drive through. But the nice thing is the worst things to eat are usually like that dollar menu. Right. They're just garbage. Yeah, that's not going set you back too much. No Oh man, I'm definitely taking. Yeah you're taking you you in your earlier days. I will have a thir health kick. you you were a car guy. I loved it, man. I was I was a shameful You know, double dinner dinner on the way home Get out, throw that bag away, you know on the drive up. Oh good, the cans are on the street. Let me just stop right here, throw that jack in the box bag and the garbage and then pull in and Oh, Hak doesn't smell my breath Is that curly fries? Yes it is. Yes it is. Mm tacos deep fried. All right, Yeahah. I'm doing the ice cream couch So before we move on I got to confess because I know some of the loyal spitwads are going to come after me here. Okay but Tommy wrote this question in and I thought it was a great question. And so I searched our historical Would you rather questions and we'd never discuss this, but we did. On episode two hundred twenty six, I'm just realizing we drafted best places to have calories not count And then how Jason, the couch was the one of one car made it all the way to two hundred two Oh man. Wow. Wow I hope was right got it funny. Yeah, you guys were discussing this. I was like that sounds so familiar but I had searched and we hadn't done it, but we did it in a. This is a good opportunity to tell the Spitwads out there that have been listening for now three hundred and twenty nine episodes plus. It's hard to find new questions. This is why we love those that go to join thepit d. com that are part of the community that submit questions or that submit them on Twitter, whereatever keeps a document that somehow He can find Over three hundred and twenty nine shows with questions we have answered. There was a there was a show about three weeks ago And he was in a time crunch. I'm like, don't you worry about it? I'll take care of this show dooc for you And I filled out a show dooc And I didn't check that thing. Yeah, you asked another question that we have already done and apparently I answered it different this Yeah likeike it was this You know, we all change, we grow. We do evolve. Yeah it was probably about early mornings or hiking or something like that. and oh man all a su eing. can't wait for the museum. Museums All right, George from the website, W wouldould you rather Full sprint anywhere you travel on foot And so if you get winded You have to wait until you catch your breath enough to sprint more. So you have to sprint. Okay, whichich is a funny thing to think about, like if you have to sprint. or Do the heel to toe walk So that's the field sobriety test. So are you Okay, anywhere you traveling Thats you touch. you're not you're not roling from to You have to put the you have to put the the heel of your foot touching the toe of your walking It's like you're walking on a line. Right. Yeah So That one's exceptionally slow I think I'm trying to think through this When is the last time genuinely genuine question We're in our early forties sprinted. When is the last time you sprinted all out as fast as you could sprint sprint even a short distance All out Yeah, just probablyably when we did probablyroably when we did the combine. Yeah. I mean, that was our show. There's a tray I saw Jason do yesterday when Andy hit a really short pickleball shot when it had Jason was at the back of the court. Oh, does that count Full spprints and pickleball I that happened. He did full sprint. There's a trend right now. I don't know if you knew this over on Instagram where a husband and wife turns filming each other doing a full sprint on the street because it's basically like Neither of us have ever seen each other run at full speed. So it's a side view of the husband and side view of the wife at full speed and they're funny, man. Because people don't, you're right. You hit a wall Once you're done with PE, I guess. And you don't sprint. One of the u one of the the health people that I watch listen to a podcast. They talk about like Don't stop sprinting. likeike Yeah, that's just because you're an adult doesn't mean Go and sprint, go to a grassy field and just do some sprints. Yeah And so yeah, I think there I think people say that if you rather than jog If you just walk occasionally do a sprint, it's way better than jogging. But on this question then but you have to sprint, you see? This question is you have to sprint everywhere you go. So Normal day to day life. That's the thing. Normal day to day life is way better to sprint the heel to toe wall. Okay. I'm going I'm going go to my car. to go to work. I'm going to go, you know, it's not that big a deal. Okay, I run to my car. I'd rather do that than slowly walk But it's the other areas. You're going to Europe. Eactly. You're going to visit Europe for the first time with your family. Heel to toe all of Europe sprint all of your bother b walking all day. I will die One of those like So which would you choose in Europe? If the heel to toe? Yeah, I would do the heel to toe. We're going to like a book about another three months in Europe to see it all in that case. we We're going to the Louvre. I can't just sprit the loof. But you could sprim from spot to spot, can't you And then observe it and enjoy it. Yeah, I guess Which one looks dumber in public Well, one makes you look like you are drunk ike if you're doing the heel to toe, it looks like The other looks like you're a frantic weirdo Yeah, yeah. If I saw someone sprinting around I be honestly they're doing something. I would much rather see a heel to toe wal. right? Even if I assume that they've been inebriated, I would much rather that because the other person is like I'm crossing the street I'm getting on the other side of the street to avoid him because he's psycho he's on some hallucogenic. That's a good question because both are real bad. It seems. But day to day, I'd rather sprint. I can sprint from my house to the car, I can sprint from the car to the office. And there's there's advantages to this. there's health There's no health pers on the heel to toe. Nin Sprinters. o We got time for one more. We wan to move on now. Let's do one more. All right. Noah from the website, wouldould you rather have your hugs make people magically happier? Yes Your handshakes make people magically more confident. Definitely not Or your high fives magically give people a boost of energy and adrenaline Now see this one's tough because the second two are very cool But I think we're going to prioritize happiness I don't know that happiness is more important. So imagine The high fives, right The boost of adrenaline or energy Now we play a lot of Pickle ball You're on the court. You make a good shot You would start incorporateated like we do the paddle. Yeah, we'd high five almost would We would highight five. Yeah, get a little boost. I mean, now you're talking about winning tournaments that you don't belong in. Maybe if your serves are going sideways, Id give you a handshake Oh for the confidence. For the for the confidence. I if you if I served bad and you wanted to shake my hand Yeah, I'd be like you're aw of it. But hugs making people happier. Not everybody wants a hug, but you not everybody wants into a hug to make themem happier That seems illegal. Well, I mean, it's obviously you got to know these people. There are people who might not want a hug that I know need a hug And it would be appropriate and okay in that situation to come up and give them a hug. I would say so Papa Josh forces people to hug him. and eventually we just all accept him. Yeah, we just like driving it through. He's a great example. Papa John hugs everyone at the office. it make not every day not every moment. Are we happier because of it? No, no. He does not have this power. No, he doesn't. I like a good hug and sometimes I love a good hu. a volnteer one to him. absolutely strike. Yeah, just get it out of the way But I think if you actually could make people happier with a hug, because Think about when you hug someone Sometimes it's just Oh yeah, you need it. But a lot of times when you're actually doing this maneuver. When you're doing a hug of maneuver It is too console. It is to cheer up. Let me ask you something though How does that work Because like if you went to a funeral And's a great question. The widow's there and she lost her husband Maybe it's aunt or uncle whate You go over and give them a hug. Yep Does that work? Absolutely it does It does. So it's happ happappy. That doesn't make them happy. Does doesn't make them less morningad. Okay I'm not taking away their morning but that's what I was wored Making them happier. That That's like the Crime Crime. That's the place I need to do it. Oh you'll go to funerals that you don't even know the people now If you had this power, you'd probably start nope. No, because I don't want to hug people I don't know Oh, You know what I mean? Unless if you had the power If I had the power, maybe would maybe I would open a funeral home Okay. you know if I'm the worker, right If I'm in charge and I can I'm meeting these people and I'm there to console Okay, if I'm just a random person showing up at funerals hugging people I don't know. eventually I think flags are raised But the handshake thing That is a backfire Because handshake is a power move. Oh right because you're the strong handshake. so you're the confident one. Exactly. you' be giving somebody my dont to give them confidence. I want to handshake and make them cower I want to handshake and feel more confident myself. I don't want them conf. I don't It's a good point. Yeah. So that one's out. Do you Do you feel like the people instantly feel happier and know it's you or do they just have like a sense like man, that just for some reason. I think they might have loved that hug and they might appreciate that hug, but not they're crediting you with like not a one to one. You gave me It's more, I don't know why I just feel better today. Yeah, exactly. That's definitely the one I'm ting. Okay. And so then the But I hope you take the adrenaline high five for the sake our sp our pickle ball. All right, I'll do it. All right. All right We'll take a break. We'll do some what's the difference ars, if you have been on our health ride with us, you know how easy it can be to have a great healthy Nutritious meal with factor and how difficult it can be on your own. I mean, the long day comes and hunger hits you and you don't have anything ready to go. 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Yeah there's a difference There's a difference and we're here to say What the difference to me feels like the fastest U Be you got to straighten up real quick. the inlws are coming over. That's, you don't got time to clean for sure. Well cleaning is the biggest. like there's no doubt. you know when when when I tell someone, if I'm talking to my child, I say clean your room. And they're like, what Yeah. And then I'm like What I really mean is just pick it up Right. I don't actually mean clean your room Clean your room is get out the windex. Okay, Get out the lysol or whatever you're using. We're dusting. And you can't straighten up a spill. No. So you clean up a spill. Correct. Straightening up in my opinion, and I'm gonna throw it out here You never remove something or throw it away Straighten it up is just getting things in order. Boom, right? Boom, baby. You can't throw us something can't No, you're just organizing it. Okaykay. Now it's like's better straightened up. Cleaning up requires a device or a product. Okay. You cannot do it with just your two hands. You can't clean with just your two hands. That seems fair. need a spray bottle or a spray bottle or a mop or a vacuum vacuum. Yeahah, absolutely Now tiding Tiding Tiding is the toughest one. Tiding feels like you are putting some things in the right spot But you're not going as far as cleaning Yeah, I mean, I think it's right in the middle. Is there an area here where when you tidy up, you're kind of organizing something? You know what I mean? Like maybe're mayaybe you're moving things around. You're not putting it in the right drawer. Yeah, but like even decorations. like I want to tidy up. I'm going to put this over there. feel right? was like straightening up Yeah Yeah, you're sure. You're hiding up hiding that one's a tough one. I feel like that one is in the middle. But so it's like it's a it's a larger job of straightening up Like, if you were trying, I'm be honest Tidying up is not a phrase that I think is used in America. It does feel like more like a European I think tidying up is European picking up I think there's a fourth category picking up picking up is American. I do think you're right. Hiding up is European Yeah, if you are a maid in Europe Well, you're going to tidy up tidy up all the time Amelia Bedelia Tidy Tidy's up for sure. Mary Poppins? Oh, tidy's up. Tidy's up. For sure Unless she's got some product. You know, she's mopping and she's cleaning cleaning. Yeah, which is cool. All right, we figured that out. What is the difference between Mkind Okay, this one's going to be tough. Civilization. And humanity Well, obviously civilization is set apart here. Civil, you know, mankind and humanity share the fact that it's are you saying it's less broad mankind and humanity, well Let's focus on mankind. Mkind. is Animal class of It is just It's referring to human beings. Are you saying there a cil a civilization can contain It's more than that. Exactly right. It is what is buildings. It is what mankind has become civilization H a civilization And a civilization has rules, has structure, has has buildings and animals and all of it's part of a civilization. I don't think that animals have to be. Okay. But I mean, they are part of our civilization. Civilization is the civilized mankind the organization orrganization of B arine So that's why you have a prehistoric civilization or a Advanced civilization Eactly. You've got different civilizations They all include people. They're all mankind. This mankind is doing this kind of civilization. That mankind is doing another. So if I told you have a superpower, And you can stop an asteroid from destroying all mankind or from destroying all of humanity Do you feel like they're any different? Which would you try to stop. I would stop it from destroying mankind Mkind Because that is just the living breathing humans on the. You're saying humumanity does not require a body. doesn't humanity It doesn't require a body. The humanity can be a concept. Oh, the humanity. Yeah, the humanity is huh Who we are, not what we are. what we are is mankind. who we are is our humanity. Let me submit to Al Borland, this is too advanced of a question for this show We are not Really capable, but we're doing our best. I think we're nailing us are doing a great job. We're a philosophher. Now do you agree with all this out I do. Yeah. The civilization you guys nailed. and I do think humanity can be like something can be not humane We are not talking about the animal class anymore we're talking about Ieresting. I mean, I think it just n straight across too simple of a question is what I meanant. That's too easy. This show requires a little bit more difficult nature, so let's hit us with something harder. Do you think that there are some higher level universities that listen to it and the spitbllers? Yeah and examine it for its philosophical benefit. I't I don't think any university below Ivy Lague We can understand this podcast But the Ivy Lague So those of you listening out there, just know, you are very intellectually Advanced gifted and part of it probablyably beautiful What is courses tuition free Yeah, we don't even charge We scatt at the beginning That's what we do. You can even skip the answers. Yeah. What is the difference between Something being tangled, knotted and twisted Tangled, knotted and twisted. Well, I'll tell you what One of these makes me want to. Oh like sends you into a panic. Punch something. Is it tangled? It's tangled. Tangled Tangled the worst. Tangled feels like something you have to eventually cut to Tangled Tangled is a project Okay, tangled if if you're going to untangle some Oh man That sit down That's sit down for a while. There doesn't have to be a knot in a tangle. It could just be like it's going every which way. What is with cords that are that are just hair hair is what you think of. I mean, I yeah, I mean, I think of a lot of different things. I think of jewelry, like a necklace if if you get a little Once it's going every which way And it's You know, there's probably four or five. So what happens when a hose is not like a hose is all mixed up? What is that call? Is that I don't think that's not tangled. I don't think it's tangled. No nototed or is it twisted twist sounds like clearly twisted. hoses are twisted. Hoses get twisted up and that sucks. I hate having. I hate doing that because you know, when you have a twisted hose, you hope that somehow you pull Both ends. Yeah and it just comes out. And it should, but every now and then I won't. It can become a knock. So his h was also get kinked Yeah. That's true. Yeah but that's please That's not in this It's not here. I Oh your you're bringing in. you're bring in with in fact. No. I bring it in with words we're not discussing right now. I'll meet my mic than you. Yeah. What's the difference between one of us and Al. What's the difference between a not and a kink Okay, now we can talk to universityities below Ivy League.uck I mean, come on A kink. Everyone knows what that is. Yeah Um notdted Not it is is another one here and that is clearly There's a notot. Yeah you got to get the kn Ns are simple. You got to Yeah I mean, there's there's different kinds of knuts, but there's only one kind I know and it's a classic. I'll tell you, man, if I was in the Navy, I would be out of the Navy immediately Because you couldn't time or you couldn't untie them. I couldn't time them. I don't know how to do the knots. I watch these people do these crazy super knots and when I watch real men like tie something down not with like, I've got the auto straps, you know, it's got a button on it and it like tightens up. Oh yeah I watch people tie stuff down with like rope. No, it's a skill I am so much more confident the not that they're doing because I've never seen someone do not like this. Yeah I knowt like I know because he did wizardry and put a A whoop whoop a whoopy whoop, loooopy loooop And then I'm like, I I promise that that that could hold this car up from a skyscraper. There's knots that like get stronger the more you pull on the thing Yeah And wereere you a boy Scout out? I bet you were I was Yeah to be And is knot make are K knots a part of it? Oh, yeah. we did bowline knots, square knots, You know do them all You don't know how U no. Oh, so like if we were out on a boat, you wouldn't be able of any. I could definitely do a square knot. Okay. And I think I could probably still do a boow. Okay I don' know what it is. What is I'll know what it is What is a not? Like what is like a classic Like you you do the first part of tying your shoes and you do that again Yeah what's classicot that's called an overhand knot, I think. I could be wrong. We can do overhand knots, you and I I can do overhand knots all the time. I could pull the wrong shoeestring You know, through the loop, boom. overhand not. Overhand not. U Tangled is a nightmare. Yeah, Tangled is a nightmare. Not it is it's You know you can get out of it. I also think that if there's several knots it's not knotted That's tangled maybe different kinds. I'm just saying To me, when something is knotted I don't know that you ever need I don't think that limits your knock count Your not count can be as much as you want for it to be knotted. Even if it an different places becausecause like, obviously, there's double notot R you not the kn I mean, I guess in theory If it's more of a circular pattern the knots are all over the place could be tangled. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, no I'm down. twisted I mean, that's not hard to get twwisted is easy easy. Tist is just like, it's a coil Yeah, that's cake. Yeah. no problem Um Also the way I prefer my pasta Twist it? Yeah, yeah Oh yeah, maybe. bothoth in the noodle form and in the on the form. What is your favorite type of pasta My What a great question. Yeah um spiral I want spiral factor. Now that 'cause it' kind of grabs all that sau. Yeah, baby. Yeah, No, I don't blame you. I like a loose like a sauce auger. Yeah. like I like my sauce rununnier than thicker And when you have it runnier than thicker, you put it on spaghetti, it doesn't it doesn't hold it up. No. you put that thing in something with cracks and crevices and twists. Would you ever spork some pasta because of the saus s would spork pasta? You'd spork some pasta. No I prefer forking a pasta But I would I would sparkk it. Okay Yeah, that's good Um What is the difference between an antique Something that is vintage and something that is classic. Yeah I feel like maybe our greatest challenges right here. Yeah, this is definitely the greatest challenge anntique vintage. If I was in class let me put it this way. Let's start here. Okay I'm going to bring you something. Which do you feel like is the most valuable something that's antique vintage or classic I don't think Vintage is in the mix there. No. Vintage can be like L something can look vintage, right? Yes. Yes. An antique is the most valuable Is it to some people, antique car versus a classic car, I would take the classic car I feel like class I don't know that antique that you believe. I don't know the value. I don't know that there is an antique car. I mean, a rusty old car is that not antique? if it's sitting in a junkyard? I think an antique is some you got to be able to go antiquing But if you I mean, have you been to some of these stores? there's junk in there? Oh, it's absolute junk. And beloved. it's absolute beloved junk. Y My mother used to go iniaking and she had these u They had apples on the Oh that's what she was into. She Yeah, I don't know what they were called. probablyrobably like apple plates plates or something stupid and They were pretty ugly plates, right Um, they were older and apparently someome people, including my mother just were like, o my gosh, I gota get more apppple plates. And they were so expensive. Oh really? Oh, because they were an antique. And It's like, this is garbage. This is an old plate that's ugly But it's an antique So something an antique gets inherent value because of age. Because of age and scarcity. I think there has to be a little bit of scarcity people throughrew out all the other Apple plays because Exactly. So the few that survive those becomome antiques Now I can't hear classic without classic car. I can't hear classic without classic coat R call a C classic It's That's what that's what my mind goes to Al, do you have any thoughts on this one? This one is Nuance. What do you think of with classic I usually go to cars as well Yeah, I mean, a vintage car, a classic car I guess antique, they never use that with cars somethingomething Yeah, let's something vintage I feel like clothing is vintage. You don't get antique clothing You get vintage color. Now that's why why they separate that I don't know exactly Vintage Vintage to me seems like there's u What is it called when something is in and out of style like retro Yeah Yeah, vintage is retro Um, but the fads Vintage to be a fad at one point. Oh, You know what I mean? Like if it was a fad, this is, you know like a vintage leather jacket. Yeah, exactly. like that was that was in. and so now it's vintage and retro are I'm so glad we don't have to compare those two words. Beause those are basic synonyms to me. Well, see, a vintage item can be old. A retro item is new. That's actually very easy Oh yeah. A retro has to mean new that is look made to look old. We are good at this. And classic just means that there's newer versions Oh is. That's actually true.'s that's all it is. If there's not a newer version. No, then it's then it's just is Oh, you're right. But the classic one was the OG So when you talk about a classic car, that's because they've changed it I'm going to give you A Nobel Prize I got a Nobel Prize. I'm giving you a Nobel prize Should I have always wanted one of those? say this out loud Say it very loud So so much smart, so much smart. We are so smart. We would never would have gotten to classic. No No, he would have said something weird and waved his beard around. All right, we'll move on. Let's draft So you know the uneasy anxious feeling you get when you think about dealing with your insurance company? Well, there's actually a term for that. 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There's a clear to You think there's to there's there's there's two S cless Pety worords. Yes So we're drafting If you didn't pick up on that, things that start with the letter P. So you got the whole gamut here. anythingything in the world that starts with the letter P, you can draft it I've got the first pick I mean, it's easy. There's one for me, it's pizza. Yeah, off course its. All right. Of course it's pizza. All right, just make it sure. And go ahead, Alv, and go ahead, justil on number two number two. the number one is definitely pickall Oh I thought that was on the list. I knew It was not on my list I mean, it to us fantastic I will not be smirch that pick. That's a fantastic pick That's what Mike would have done too. something more nuanced to himself. Yes. But I'm I guess I was looking generally like the pizza the universe O people eat pizza than play pickleball for sure. Absolutely. Everybody loves pizza. So pickleball you know what else everybody loves What It's pizza and puppies, baby. Popuppy. I mean, I didn't even have it. Yeah. it's on my list. Pizza and puppies are clearly like those are The world would invented the world's best restaurant Oh my gosh, I did. You really send puppies? He send puppies And you go there And they serve pizza and they've got ppp. Th those light withies are going to be so filled with grease Just from people petting them after eating pizza. Yeah, you gotta be responsible, but they they're not gonna be mad. We'll wash them every night. Pepperoni pizza and puppies. I mean, come on. Oh, we can alliterate this to the So that that's a great pick. obbviously puppies U People will appreciate that. it is one of the best things that starts with the letter P Yeah, man. I've got a so you got a little bit back pick here on the way back through. Oh man This is this is tough. There's so many things I like that start with the letter P I'm going to go This is always when it gets tough. Well, the thing is you got your favorites and now you're like I'm do. I'm really struggling with What is beloved versus what I love. Yeah becausecause I think there is a next most popular pick But I'm not a huge fan of it I think you go with your heart That's what I think That's what we've been doing this whole show and you got a Nobel prize. So I would just go with go with your gut Really All right Or maybe not This is this is this is down low. This is a this is a curve ball.it This is like You called out pickleball being too nuanced and now you're going deeper. I'm going deeper. I'm going me. I'm going baby taking the penthouse. Yeah. I to the top of the building. I It was literally number nine on my list, but when you said Be yourself So for you, that thing stuck stood out like that's what I want. I want the penthouse It is you. It is you. that works. Someone out there that like owns a Really nice hotel Just reach out and give me a week at your penthouse. and You'll fly anywhere. Ple yeah, I'll fly anywh, but please understand what I'm saying phouse if it's not p hhouse. Oh. yeah that would be disappointing. Yeah because it's on the top floor doesn't make it up.ee that feels like whole another question But someday we'll have you to define a true penthouse. If you're out there, please offer me a week at the penthouse, I will accept Good use of the show. Thank you. Al, you are back up. You have pickle ball Yeah, I'm going to take something that makes this world go round Almost everything we love doesn't exist without it. I'm taking power Whoa. That seems like now are we talking electricity or are we talking power he gets it all. Wow. Oh, you thought like like Like the rulers of the world have a lot of power. Exactly. Yeah, whichich one did you mean? I was referring to electricity power. Okay. All right, All right. Well, ironically, I ch the other one referring to the other one more I really was. goodood pick. All right. Pickleball and power. That is a good pick. That was not on my list. That needs power for you've taken two Solid picks that I didn't I've got fourteen' on my list. There's a your list sucks. There's more than fourteen things that start with the letter P. I was complimenting. There's a lot There's a lot. All right. You should take poop. towel Look, I we're sitting here on this show. I can'not I cannot take podcast I'm taking podcast. Yeah, It's our job. Pizza and podcast is another great place that I like to visit. So I'll go podcast for my second pick Um, And because it's you two and I want it and I'm gonna take it before you get it I'm taking poker. Oh o. taking poker with the third pick. We love some poker. I felt like that was one of something you guys would take. So It was definitely on my list. Yeah. All right, back to you all. You have pickball and power All right, I'm going to take something that I can't live without And that's my paycheck Oh not too shabby. Hey Dayss a good day. Yeah. ye, okay. Okay. All right. you are three for three on great picks not on my list. And my list does not suck Owl. And this is awesome Well, you have puppies in a penthouse. So it's it's going pretty good. Puppies in a penthouse. You know what there? You know what that puts me in Paradise I'm draftting paradise. It's broad. it could be anything. I'm on the beach, I'm in the penthouse. I'm just in paradise. The ideda of somebody's version of paradise is a penthouse with puppies is pretty funny. That's that just isn't U Uh, and then I've got one more pick, right You get to r out your puppy penthouse paradise. Puppy Penthouse paradise and We are all sports fans here It is the greatest part of each season When we hit Oh, the playoffs. playayoffs. That's a cool pick. Yeah, give me the playoffs, baby. Pizza puppies playoffs you even watch baseball if it's playoffs. Eactly That's how good playoffs are. Yeah. I will watch baseball, right which is usually just the most pointless boring torturous thing in the world. but playoff baseball has meaning Because the games actually matter. opinion is pathetic. All right, Al, you are up your final pick, pick a wall power, paycheck. All right, my last pick is going to be similar to Jason's pet house pick. This is a me pick. And I'm taking the Platinum cruise card. Oh my gosh. I'm getting priority that in. I'm getting my clothes laundered and pressed on board. Do you have this? Yeah. There's a special card. Oh, how does Jason Jason must have this. It's You get it by how many days you've sailed. so you. You can't purchase your way. You're well on your way, owl. I am. Soon soon you'll have it. Platinum So it means you get priority boarding You get your clothes laundered