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With agents who close twice as many deals, when you find the one, you've got a real shot at getting it. Get started at redfin d. com own the dream So today we've got Shean Wellelvey and Jordan North. Sam, what are you going to feed us with? So we're going to start with some prawn toasts because they love Chinese takeaway. Delious. Yeah. Do we swear on this podcast? Yeah for sa. So not that swearing. I like the smell of dog food. And then we're gonna have sea bass and that's going to be served with a pea laaugh and some slaw. Oh Very nice. Can I ask about the sea bass? Will it be filted Yes, you won't have to fill it yourself. I know you like to, but today we've done it for you. No, I don't like to do anything. I like to be wasted on hand and foot Okay, let's just get some baby bells. Yeah These animals won't eat that. And then we're gonna finish with a mango trifle Oh o ye. And that's gonna be topped with cream and some flaked coconut Oh I like the sound to that. I like the sound to thatah. Scotland doesn't have any trees. Whologes, there is trees in Scotland. sh Rich' got. It's the best biscuit I've ever in my life.. Right, back on with it then. Go on then so Well, thank you very much, you two for jolling us today Dad. I wantna get straight in and say. What time are you up this morning? I're supposed to be doing an icebaker questions, but I gott to ask you that. What time have you been up since this morning? I was up at four hundred fifteen. was todayod I really did snooze quite a few times. I got up at four hundred thirty. That's a lion my disgrace.. I came in today and said I did that thing where I woke up, went to the toilet at a week and I got back in bed for ale another couple of hours, looked at my phone and it was ten past four hour I thought I' got toilet and I only got five minutes. You go to bed earlier though, presumably? We try to. I'm usually in bed for that say go to bed. We have to sleep in the same bed as part of the contract. About half nine o'clock a tryance to be in bed. Yeahes, say It's like being an old lady really. like I do sort of settle down. Sometimes I get so stressed because I get by the time I've done everything that need to do and then put my little toddler to bed I think I've got half an hour to cram in a TV show and then I've got. And it's quite stressful in a way because you just need downtime. Yes you do because ye, because sometimes you do, you just need to just o with your drink.. Either you know that this is my favourite drink or this is just a great happy coincidence Well, we actually heard it was your daughter's favourite drink. Oh no. h hat. Yes. Oh my god, what happened? Right. So my little girl Ruby, she is listen. Social serervices are listening and it's fun.. She's not even two yet but she's very particular about clothes and she's got to that age where she wants to pick nursery and she'll go, know that, you know, and if I give a pepper pig but she wants Blueie, you know, this all hell breaks loose. Yeah. My other half does a scoreward in the morning and he text me and I see it come through I'm on the show So to this old Jes text me, what's this And he just goes, Do we swear on this podcast?? Well I don't know. Yes, you can. I can. Well just for effect, it literally went f say's all a. Oh, not that swearary. Sorry anyway, I'll go Yeah jokey. c. Yeah And it's just said She refused to get in the buggy unless she wore your hat. and I was like, right? And the picture comes through and it says only here for the Sangria I. So can you imagine the parents judging? And how old is she? Like literally coming up to two To next month she's quite a way off legal age for drinking. Yeah. not I just to clarify.ers to that.. tangrier and white white motherl Yes's just she. I just let me know what you've got for stter. you've got some Prontos, apparently you're both big fans of Chinese takeaways.. When are you having these Chinese takeaways that you love so much? presumably not at four fifteen in the morning? No We don't eat till eight o'clock so we're always started by eight, aren't we? Do you not have a breakfast beforehand? Do take anything in with you? No time and then we get breakfast our breakfast usually comes to student at about eight o'clock. It's like a little canteen upstairs and it's quite good actually, but the problem is when you first join Capital, you get excited that there's a canteen and they basically say order what you want. Yeah. So we all got carried away at the beginning Happyself to Oh. Ohre here. Thank you. Thanks, Anam. I've eaten Curry at eight AM, I've had fajitas, I've had Spag bl. We've had a full Jamaican roast. also? We'veve I can eat anything now, like at Stupid ocock it doesn't bother me. Don't bother me. How long have you been working together? How long have you been doing the show? It's just over two years ' so good. This is good. And how does that affect your Um Your food schedule. How does it affect it? So I have me tea or my dinner, wherever you from. I have me dinner sagea about six PM. early. Which when you in your thirties is quite early? Ideally I'd have it at five, but yeah I have it about six PM And then try not to eat too much before bed. But the thing I've found during these hours because Sean's been doing breakfast radio longer than me, I just can't I just get sugar cravings about three o'clock. You crash at certain times. I crash around three, four o'clock in the afternoon. Yeah and it really is a case of do you hold out and just have your tea early and try not to the temptation to just eat junk and eat crisps and eat oc I failed yesday out a pag of malt teases and two up nes. That's very unlikely. Do you have a nap as well, though in the afternoon or do you just power through? Dangerous. It is dangerous because you could go six hours without people like know if you don't set an alarm. Yeah of like people on the team that have sepp all the way through to the next morning and thought they've missed the show 'use they're so confused., oh my God,'ve woken up at four PM, thought it's four AM, got ready for work and in panic. Oh what your mind? Yeah. 'ause your mind's over place, isn't? You're on the weekends are you? No must D don't give them any ideas. No. I mean, we love it, but don't give them any ideas because some are some do like a Saty show as well, No, I tried to nap on a Friday. so I have at least two hours on a Friday then it means I'm reset for the weekend. I think that is the best you can do, you know, L if you in the week I actually had an n yesterday and I needed it and I did two hours, but some days you just can't, it's not practical, it's not possible. byy four thirty, I'm doing school. How do you have the energy to do that getting up so early and having such a little one to look after Some days, not very well. Like sometimes I'm like on the cust of a nervous breakdown. That's the stuff that maybe don't share as often. but I have done the school when almost crying, you know, like I remember once I was I'd come straight from a shoot that'd run over and I was, you know, hair was all I looked a bit ridiculous I was like sort of head and makeup on high heels, no time to change. pick her up looking like whoa, what are you doing like weirdo? And then it pissed it down raining. And so I'm running in the rain. it's kitting my face and I'm just going, o my go get me home. and she's like And she's they don't like rain covers. Yeah toers. So she's kicking Like like the alien like Yeah and go no. And I was like, just we're just getting home. justust hang time. How time about this. It was just a moment that stays with me because it was winter, it was cold, it was dark and hadd done the longest day and then having to be a mum and then be and obviously want I do want to spend time with and want to play games with her. but I was I've didn't play before, like literally half dead on the floor, but my hand is holding the Lego piece or whatever. Yeah My brain is mentally somewhere else. Yeah Yeah. I don't know, you just I think like anyone would say when you're in it, you don't think about it. If I overthought it, I would probably go, how am I doing it? Because I don't overthink it, just go, well, this is what I'm doing Got to crack on with it. dayay by day. Yeah. So you know you were saying earlier on about the Chinese s that you have here. so is that together or when do you normally have a nice Chinese takeaway? I usually have it at the weekend. I don't have one together No is? This is the thing. we do spend a lot of time outside of we together. so Jade and Chhannel come over to uss. We always have people round at hours and we always say yeah, but we've never had a Chinese together, have we? No insists on cooking. I always say to him, just get a takeaway so we can relax. But there's something about he's just obsessed with going No no, no Now Al' cook, you go into sort of Northern mum mode. I panic and flat and last time Shan came round, her of half jake's like a producer as well. And I flapp that much and really set the house on fire. How, what did you do? I basically you know, have you heard of you know, the dipteque candles? Yeah. Yeah, I got a cheap version. So L forgot about it Yeah. It was basically dqu and it like kind of just Everyone was downstairs and it it just started on fire on the table. Oh my go. That the table. And everyone was filming they think it was funny. thenen my paella was burning downstairs. was that the night wasas that the chil or the paella? All I remember is it was a house party, like a nice dinner And I came downstairs and everyone was eating frubes because it was that starving. I was l. It was like what is going on? Everyone's eating frubbs? Ting to get f frubbses out of the fus in Jon's over half was watching it all and then went and pitched the idea and now we're doing a YouTube servies around in deck So amazing. What serious What it about It called Surprise Dinner partarty? So we basically, I've just started filming I've done like three episodes. they drop off some ingredients have to cook it and then some guesss will turn up so it pays to be a flappy ar. Exactly exactly. So we have Jeff Wood on and and Jack Qeens and stuff. so yeah It was all from that dinner party that you came mounted. my God, you almost couldn't write it. And if you tried to stage it, it wouldn't be authentic. Jordan is naturally just like this all the time. J an old reference, but what's he called Frank Spencer? Oh yes, yes. I like it So would you we're going to ask you some quick fire questions now that we ask all of our guests on the pod. And this leads us very nicely into the first question, which is who is the best cook? Oh You did make a good Sunday dinner at that time and you annoyed me because your Yorkshire budence were so good. We have a bit of a battle between who's the best at Yorkshireres And it is quite a competitive I had them every Sunday. I lost my mojo for a while, not yet li. Then you lost your mojo for a while. I don't know what I did. Have you got a special technique or anything to them Well, I always used to use olive oil and put it in put it in the little bits first and let it heat really hot because they do say you have to have it really hot in the oil. But then someone's I overthought it and someone said, no, you shouldn't use olive oil It should be sunflower. Snflower oil. and then I've never done them right since.ag make. Well that makes me think. You know you're saying you know what you've got and you know what you're going to get Out of the pair of you and I feel like I also kind of know the answer to this. Who was the most adventurous eater? I kind of want to go with you just because purely what you've eaten before on the Tle. O No, I can't compete. I mean penis. Well I know Exactly, but I mean yeah Yeah, I'm quite adventurous now, I suppose. When you first went on, I'm a celeb and you did have to eat like mad stuff, had you eaten things like, well, I doubt you've actually eaten an animal's penis before? sheep's penis. that's horrible abs story. he would li to bury it Come on, Joe. certainly need to change the m. I do say that you know the past is a past, let me be. You're so right since I did I' a celeb. I eat oysters and stuff now. Do you? That's pushed you out of your here yeah. So's a good point because I bet that doesn't Because both of us had very similar paalates growing up. we actually bond over our sort of childhood was quite similar in terms of it was like brered with everything. Yeah very working class Very working class, a lot ofly face bl food actually. Yeah mom and dad would admit that So yeah the fact that you would now eat in oysters is quite fcy. Yeahah it's really fancy. Yeah. It's sushy.' I'd never had hummus until no, it wasn't I'd never had sushi until I moved to London And I remember the first time we had hummus My mum got it in got some umus in. I went, what? I've got umusin. seen it on tellelly. We didn't know what to do with, so we put it on bread and I'm like, we've made it here. we. Honestly, the first time I ever had a bagel, I didn't know you have toast it. the rubberest thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny that you look back on it ye I've never e a kiw fruit in the first time. I had a kiwi fruit ate the entire thing. skin is. we do that though? You' supp to. You can't do that. I imagine it's good for the f p. It's meant too reallyly, goodood for you. But yeah we had like I had fraid Bentos pies growing up and stuff. What were we bonding every the day? Chicken paste. Paste in a jar that you just s s reersast. Jandy used to do a joke about meat paste because it came in tiny little jars And he was Why does it come in tiny jars? And he realized that it's because if you put it in big jars, it would be Absolutely disgusting. It's only bearable in tiny, tiny jars. without that being awful, it does smell a bit like dog food, doesn't it? I remember but I loved it it t when was. I like the smell of dog food because when I was really small, my man used to give me nan special ham And I Sam I think we've got a new main course. But I ended up learning special Ham and it was like this round meat. and I used to love it, right? And then I found out that it was Cow's tan. And as soon as I found out it was Cow's tan, I never ever touched it again. But every time I've ever opened a tin of dog food or cat food Genuinely, I go at that. I love the smell of it. I love the smell because it's like house tang. I won't eat it, but if I had to, I would. Yeah. It's weird. I love that. It's like now like I still say now my favourite thing is dairy L cheese. I think it's the best cheese And know there's like loads out there., honestly, he He wasted his s. Yeah I probably his gone. He made us gone. Jordan's thing was. Let's just get some baby bells. Yeah.ly the wax Etering. But he'll make bold claims like he came in and I was like Aave you heard of salad cream.. You know only you go, everyveryone's eating salourad cream. you thought you'd discovered it like It was a thing in the seventies. and I went on the radio, on national radio, millions of. and I went, I just got salourad cream, I think and everyone'sing go, we have salad cream in our fridge all the time. I just thought it' gone out of fashion. and you thought' I mean, it has gone out of fashion P peopleople always have it. I've got salour cream, yes. I'm from Nottingham and I used to have cheheese and salour cream sandwiches. Yeah same Yeah with tomag. You're not seeing him as well, aren't you? We went to the same school, but you're You went to the minster, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. You were honestly, I wanted I couldn' I was like, this is so amazing because all my life I thought one day we will cross paths. because at school, you know when you always have that one famous person that represents a school. Yeah. old Matthew Horne went to the Minster, d da, Gavin and Stacy. I went to the Minster. Yeah. and you were like our acc claim to fame for years. that lad't get rid of Stacy. he's in our school. I'm not that different in age to you, but you were like a few years above. And you are . You're a lot younger. Did you have Mrter Blinston? Y head teac shhert did Yeah? whole Blinno, they called him Blino. Well it Blinny, actually. Blinny was it in the? It wass just from an old timer Mrister Llinston,' bad. Yeah. You miss me. Yeah.. Oh, I think we'll just talk about that now, so you go. That's extraordinary cheese and salour cream sandwiches. Yeah actually some can we just scrap all those? Yeah we justast some jerry, some meat paste, some pedig pedig. I didn' tasted an olive until I was twenty five And I went on holiday and my husband said, Eat an olive and I've never even eaten one. And he said, If you eat six in a row, you like them. And I did and I now like them. see? Who says that? My husband. He said Eat six in a row. Six in a row and you like them Arently a fun. Yeah, and I do like them though. These quick fire questions ra.. are the opposite of two radio presenters. comeome on We do quick fire on. Yeah, let's do quick Let's do it Let's do it really quick. come on I think we all want to get onto the main course.es Who does the washing up? Thanks. Who finishes their plate first? M Who is the worst at sharing J. Who chooses the restaurant? Oh, I don't do that. No Chan. Who gets more hungry? M Yeah. Who's more likely to take a picture of their meal? S We've got a me And we're live on match day as Doug reaches for a buffalo wing. He's got it. Oh and he's gone for a can of Pepsi too. What a finish There's no doubt about it. It just tastes better. Match days deserve Pepsy. Study and play. Come together on a window eleven PC. And for a limited time, college students get the best of both worlds Get the unreal college deal, everything you need to study and play with select Windows eleven PCs. 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Oh to be tongues and cocks and brround butter peelaap and a sweethorn slaw Oh no When did we start saying slaw instead of said good point. Slaw. Is it just coal sllaw? Be I've seen the pink coes slaw and I've seen the normal coal slaw. So what is just slw? Is that just like we're being all a bit posed? The Americanization of Great Britain, Joe, that's from Is it I think so anyway I think So take us through what we've got. So you have got pan fried seaabass which has been coated in plain flour and cayne pepper. Only a bit of cne. And then you've got a grmulata on top, whichve got lots of seeds and herbs in. And then underonath, you've got a brown butter peaf and then you've got a sweet corn sllaw, which coleslaw, sweet corn colesaw if you like. Sound that That smells amazing. And then let's get.. Are you seafood fans? Yeah, I love seafood. Yeah I do I don't have it that often This is really nice. I can sm smell the sort of garicky. I love garlic. it smells so good. This is like a pososth Chinese in a weird way. I suppose with your food schedule, you eat anything at any time really, don't? honestly, I really could. That's quite freeing in a way. It is. There's no stigma attached to your breakfast because you get up at such an unusual hour. Yeah, same as drinking. you can eat a painis for breakfast and that's fine. I'll be fine O the other thing is we have to remember we can eat slow because in the studio we eat so fast. Remember today? I actually had a bit of I took a spoonful of corn fllakes, a special cake. The amount of time if you listen to us at eight o'clock Laram cllaggy his way through go on six o'clock eight o'clock I' to bre's clagycause he's got likeut butter in his mouth or he's put a crumb in. b our peanut butter becauseuse I it I get like a toddler. it all over the faders and scream. Oh my gos hands. So it's all like screens,' all like faders P probleblem is if you talk in spit and there's a lot of them You know, like touchs screen stuff. Yeah. It has been known in the past. I won't name names, but someone has done like a morning and it's just gone bing bombom and fired off jing fi. Oh my god, really? Yeah because screen Really Yeah. It is's so sensitive. I can't name the person, but there was a stage when before Capitol I worked at Hart And they had turned. I was like, Ohh, is this touchscreen? they went, notot anymore. I was like, why? And the room, the story wasn't one of the presenters had a flapjack and went morning. And as he went morning, all the bits of flapjack stuck to all the hot keys they call them. fire off sound effects and have gone, This is hot turn up the feel good. Din d Wow, W. And we all went at once and sounded crazy and we all got banned from I want to W. firstirst I want to hear it. to recreate it now. I'm not sure that we can actually do that. Talking about sounds, Yes. Have you really won a Guinness World R recognizing the most sounds? Yeah were they? What were they? When did you do it? Like how many were that? It was before it was when I started capapital and when you first start, it is like initiation where they get you doing loads of random stuff. But it was weird because to make it official I had to say it like I had to say like helelicopter bllade or a lawnmower on you know, I was really precise Yeah really specific. But yeah, when I just took it really seriously, I'm quite competitive. How did you prep? Like a psychopath. Literually there was audio. I was sent I think the way they did it was it was a possible three hundred sounds. I had to be able to remember them by name and I just got. Wow. And did you do three hundred? No, I think to be it was in it yet? I think it was sixty seconds and you had to beat twenty one or something and I got twenty three. Oh it was something thatchable. Yeah, but it was fun Were you up against other people? No, it was more that somebody had set the record, so I I mean, I feelelt bit bad really because I was just there to beat his record, which it was quite a niche. I always feel a bit sad for people that have come up with the idea and then you go, o, I'll beat that And then I did I think that's amazing. You are a Guinness World reccord holder. Fantastic. str. Well, thank you very much. It's kind of like a strange buooket at thisist thing, isn't it? Yeah Yeah, it's brilliant. But there must be people out there who saw that and g, I know way more sounds than that really big ears. I could definitely identify a lot more sounds than that. You must face that kind of stuff every day. It's a daily struggle, my. It really is, it's hard ands me. You know, the haters are gonna to hate I'd say look, this was a battle oneon fair and square. But yeah, this is one thing about me as I am quite if someone tells me I want to do something, I do want to win it. Like I don't want to I'm all up for a joke. I do not take myself seriously. What star sign are you? Virgo. Oh ich I don't know what that means particularly is in I'm quite because I think Virgo is are scales, isn't it? Noo. Oh is it? Yeah, we are. Oh Vo today And from thata. Oh they see. What day's your birthday? Third of September. M sixth Oh my god. away. We' similar minds who are like just so in syn. Yeah Re. And we hadamm Hammonds I can actually identify three hundred and one sth. But yeah, it's kind of mad because I'm very open to like but I would never take a job like half hearted. so when it was like, you're gonna try and do a world record. I was like, yes, I am. I can I'm to try if Wby doesn. Do you not got one? I've not got a world record. Mental note. No actually. I was got one In year seven we were there's this new plane come out and BAE, you know the builders, they make aircraft carriers. Right. And we had to try and make an earthquake and this plane, I promise you I'm not making this up This dream. This plane sad This plane was jumping up behind us, Right. And said was a new aircraft cara. No You could set off We were jumping and this plane was jumping. I remember it it was the first week of year seven and it was just after nine hundred eleven. So Oh for God's sake. Only in Burnleyag would that you were featured like a thing like this. It was in blackool, actually. It wastle for it, but I promise you it's real becausecause I've talked about in my podcast and everyone said you'd made that up and the teacher at the time was like, ye, that did happen. So I think we were in the created an us, but there's an airplane that can just take off like that Isn't that like Harrier jump chet? Is it? Yes. There they go. You know Thank you. was. It was a Harrier jp. I just remembered that a Harrier jump.. Usually I do make a lot of shit up. San us this says. We have now how to fact check. Have y? What' his worst fact that he's ever come out with that was wrong that Scotland doesn't have any trees. Did you really make a very cold flaim? Oh well the problem is the way says it's rather. Th thing is with MidGies, you know, you get a lot of them in Scotland because there's no trees. You know, you're like you have to do apologies or you have to go, I'm so sorry, but come back on't we? We have to go I have to do my research and then what he was saying is and actually there was some truth in what you were saying I haven't going that was Spra Cart on capapital. Apologies. There is trees in Scotland. And it's a regular thing.ly the reason why There's a lot of mides in Scotland is there isn't many trees in the highighlands a part of it, whichans there's not much wildlife, so there's not many birds and that's why they Oh my go. was h it's always got like a half fact there's a truth in there. Yes. There's a tr but it's not always quite accurate. Yeah. That's almost the charm of it. I enjoy the Jordanism. Yeah. Do you remember there a worldld Cup? W it the South Africa World Cup where you had voo voo ilers? But for a good Brazil wasn't it? Brail. Brail Noah. that's where it was. And South South Africa. I just want to clarify that there are trees in Scotland and the World Cup was in South Africa. Lovely. I apologise. During that time, Jordan called them voooo called them Vgun swalas. like on repeat. It's like, well it just half hears something and goes Oh whatever. you know what I mean? Same thing. She drinks Sangrier every morning No This is lovely by the way, Sam. And your daughter would approve? She would approve. If there's a chance of another one, I would have another. You know, you were pretty well together on the radio, but if you had to open a restaurant together What sort of restaurant would it be? Who would be front of house, who would be doing the cooking? tellell us about it. R. Don't you think it'd be some sort of you'd say the word buty? is it buty shop or a cafe? And you'd say that. I've always worked to open me on buty shop. Yeah. When all this goes we'd say cubbs't? We'd say cubbs. Oh I feel Is that like a sandwich or a bap or call it a roll would be rollesemid is cubbs, Yeah. Yeah your bies I don't like little Sandwich shop Bakfast one, bacon egg sausage, big bat and he'd flapping it. We would put him in the kitchen for novelty effect, but make sure people could see it. Yeah. It be part the spectacle would be sitting and watching the sort of, you know Yes. It would be one of those where people come, they know they're going to get a bit of it Crap me on. Yeah what? Karen's diner or whatever Yeah Rinforeorest Cafe a bit like that. G for this ding. I've been there mildly paniced. Dan, that's another one he said the other day. What we said mother me? you were like, o ra rainforeorest caafe still go what did you nephews? Oh yeah. they Do they have sounds Yeah. I mean, you'd know them all. Yeah they have sounds. Do they have sounds like? have sounds Yeah It's like people that come aroundound and it's great. I used to go when I first went came to London, I was sixteen when I first come to London. I went there. Really Recently about a year ago. Still going. Still going strong. But yeah, we'd probably do Billy bear ham, something with sourour cream in it potter Meat? Yeah. Have you thought about pet food? I well. J so you on s. Why not? I' so delicious. You know when you were in the jungle, did you do any cooking there? or did you step back from that? No yeah, we had to get stuck in and I just remember We had loads of oil and it was horrible and it was always greasy, but you are proper starving in there. I remember once we won one of the day tasks and we all got a jammy Ddger each and I just looked over. I still remember it now and every time I have a Jammy Ddger a brew and Shane Richie just ate this jammy Ddger with tears Promised to God. and no one They weren't in his eyes. They weren't tears in his eyes. They were streaming down his. Shane Richie' going.'s the best biscuit of that in not. So when anyone ever says that you can't be that hgry I' like, She Richie cried out I tearsree is hilarious.ummy d. So the other thing he told me is that the water always tastes smokey, doesnn't it? It's horrible becausecause you have to boil it So what you do there's a It trick that you're up to your flask before you go to a trial and then trials have more water and they have to give you fresh water. Y Fresh water for. Because otherwise it tastes disgusting about it It's still boiled sm It's never cold as well.s awful. I am a mess eo, by the way I've spilit half this down me. Well I'm quite impressed you're wearing white. I waser. No but no, but you're keeping it together, but also howving the toddler? Do you manage to wear white with the toddler? No, I never do this, Joe and I don't know what I was thinking actually eating Red wine stains on that Normally there's a whole map of what I've e and drinking about the day. How are you getting on with are you weaning at the moment? or have you started that? Oh no she's yeah, she's fully spatall and gph yeah she's literally handsing everything and. How do you cope with working so early and then sort of coming back home and then weaning and well not weaning, but like feeding magine if we put all of that together I don't know is the answer. but I think like everyone, you just sort of find your little rhythm. sometometimes things that she loves, she suddenly hates. She loved actually weirdly recently. She's gone she doesn't like sppagball and now she wants plain paste. Oh my go God, are you going through that f dress past. I'm going through that as well.. How what are yours? Mine's near I've got one who's seven weeks and one who's nearly four So the one who's nearly four is on the plane pastor. That's I. She's no sauce no that. Whereas before she was I thought, here we go, I've got this well sort of established child who was eating olives. Like becausecause it a bit like you're saying, I didn't have that stuff as a kid So I was giving her olives and letting her try spicy stuff and she was eating everything and then was that because she was drunk? Absolutely. askempt to wh curry or. Maybe not even the salt. I mean now she's on the waggers. Yeah. She just wants plain s. So yeah she It's worth thinking about. I think there's something in that that will get cut out If you were gonna to cook for each other, what meal would what meal would you cook for each other? There we go. let's see how well we know each other here. Yeah. I know you've cooked me, but it's my favourite. Yes. I. Well his favourite is a corn beef hash. Oh. Well done. Thankk you. S make it now. It's just honestly, it's the cheapest Most homely meal my mum used to make it every time we school watch Burnley play. And we'd come home on Saturday, you'd be freezing it, pissing it down. She was meant compy fashion. she'd say less than a f to feed a family of six this. It morning of her. Yeah So it's still now my favourite. She met it for me the other week when I went on to see her. So yeah, you'd try and met me a comp but what would I met you? They're' gone to think about what would I have You just said you said recently that you're sicker for heaters. Yeah, sick of them. You said you're sicker of not for heaters anyore. for heaters. I' been pushing those on you. Yeah the other half But to be fair he like them?'s more, he's the chef in the household. And to be fair, I I'm grateful because I don't have any join cooking And he's good But I did say to him the other day I was like, please no more forajas. I just can't. What about? I just can't. I actually don't I don't know Oh God I feel bad now. What about sausage mamash? Or a nice steak? N nice ste? Yeahah, happy happppy happy mash quiteily easily pleased. Yeah. I'll make aice ste. You won't have my chili again, will you? He did almost wipe out the whole of capitol making chi And we did a party, madeade chili. Wh' terrible honestly have never been more ill in my life. when we say ill, like wasas it the shs and? sh. It was crappling and and it was one of those things where it was a sad also like people bringing work, my boss was going mad work and. Yeah because because Kemmy Rogers, who works after us, she was ill. and then so there was too many people. it was almost like wiping out whole business. It's like the royal family who've got go on separate planes now then to punch to m. You can't. I didn't really come in into work on Monday. wasas proper diarrhea in the studio? like the jingles' all going off. got rid of the touchscreen again, areven't I? it was ' it was it's a hairy biker's recipe that I've done for years. Was it just too much chili or was it that you like it was something extreme. There was something it was like dude It was some sort of disease in. I'm saying Someone's partner brought bread and it could have been that, but they were a professional. He blamed the bread someone brought theuc has brought catcher. He blames the. And Jimmy's a Sio producer. No, he's a professional baker.s what was he doing mate It was me and it was weirdly not all of us got ill. Yeah, the ones did We all bonded I hadn't really said anything because I felt a bit bad. And then I came in and one of the other girs was like Wh is a ghost? I went, You werere right, we all realized. And again me and how did you get through the show? Oh, it was hell. It in at one point. Re? That burn. It was the crappital breakfast. Is that the most memorable meal you've had together No we've had few whereere was that one in Notting Hill we went? That was lovely. Oh we need to go back there. We do need to go back there. There's a place in Notting Hill that's known for its mushroom toast. order. It's a really random ster that you probably wouldn't think to order. Yeah. I can't explain it's so Is it gararky and creamy? Yes. And it's so tarragon. Are they all cut up on there or is it just like all a big mushrooms? I'm try to remember. No, yeah,s lots of little mushrooms. I think the breads all one piece and it's like amazing. It's almost like like a yeah, sauce and soupy kind of st. It is the most incredible. You could go there for that starter. Oh had a good night We had a real good meal. I got pretty pissed didn't? Oh yeah. this is the problem. I don't always remember because whenever we get together it is normally because we don' we work hard, we work really hard and we don't When we do finally, it might be once every sort of six weeks we finally goach, we all get together and this is the team included. we all work really hard. We don't really want to see each other after the show. we're done Especially you got the shit., especially and it's too often if anything. then I've known him like take a different I've seen him clock me and take a different tube. He's clearly got. Did you see that Sper wing? you didn't see me. I just didn't have anything left. you see me. You know, when you see him when I thought, I can't be ask. Ian Beal. He's got nothing left. sometimes I know I't know you'd see me. ladies and gentlemen, this is the good shit. You just want to put your air. Yeah because you just can't talk. And there's also times in the morning where I see him get out the taxi ahead and think, Oh he needs five minutes without me chatting to him yeah. And I leave him to it. Yeah And I pretend I haven't seen him. When we go on holidays, we could see each other day and like spend weekends at each other's houses and same with Chris who we do the show with as well, Chris Stark. when we're on holiday for two weeks, we never text each other unt. Yeah. But when we do get together, it's really fun and we our team is such a like it is a family. you're stuck in a box for four hours. there barely any oxygen, let alone anything else Yeah I say it's like doing a long haul flight. Like guests come in four hours in, we think What does it even smell like in it? Oh made think. you know what? I really admire you both for that little revelation that's just happened. Yeah because you are obviously slightly embarrassed about it, but everybody does it. And you knew that. knew you let him do it. fair enough. The mutual respect there. Yeah really I think admirable was Thank you. It was' been on the rado for four hours, Th then we had a guest and we did our podcast g to do another pod c after the show. So I think it was about after eleven. Yeah, I had not left him. I would to sc. I really respect that. I is, that's so true and that youag get offended or you didn't be like, you know, No that is what everybody does.. I've seen him every day this week and it's like, I'm done after today And when we jumped in the tax on the way here, we didn't even speak, did we No Yeah there's a real mutual understanding where never I would never be offended Yeah whatever your social battery is. And I think this is where our jobs aren't you can't say they're hard compared to sort of physical jobs or proper jobs, as you would say. but ours drains the old social battery. Yeah sometimes being own all the time. Yeah because there's no hiding is there I can't come in on an off day and hide behind a computer or slip away into a back room. and you have to be full of beans. and this is where we do all help each other out. You've been working together for two years. Tw years now. We've know each other for a while. We know each first ye, back in Florida. Oh, wow. look So is this a trifle? This's amazing. L is the trifle f is it This is a Jordan. He is it in bed. Yeah, I was going for a low point, man? You know, when you know it's a cry for help When you say something to Chris Shan off there, it's always so funny and to go, You you can have to talk about that onour and I'm like, no. I was just like really it was what was on January. Oh it was a d time And I just went went to bed last night, didnt l and I just ate a full triifle in bed. And we both said, right, we need an intervention because he's not well. Yes. And I actually had a go at him and I said, you need to tell your agent. You t you're overwork. And you know like, you know, when you just know your friend so well, I was like, if you're been traveling bed, is this is And of first day you start off, I just have a little trying Yeah Yeah, I com in next day's right. My favorite bit of it is the castard. I like just I'm the sort of person that scrapes off all of the custard and then I'll cut bits again for everybody else. Explain what it is. It is a mango and coconut rifle. so it's got like a mango jelly layer of gotottom. love mango. Then the best bit, I agree, Joe. coconut, custard Yes. And then you've got like a cream on top which is got fl toasted flaked coconut and some lime zest. Oh So you know if you were going to have like a dinner party with all of the crew and everything on the show and who would be the best guest you could think of inviting to a dinner party? In terms of like other people An anyone anyone well anyone Yeah. This is amazing, by the way. No dear.' really nice. It's really nice Wh take Wo. Who's been our favourite guest on the show? We always say Oh some of the we are very lucky. recently as well we've had some mad ones. you know like Robert De Niro or something good. How are we even allowed to be present Robert De Niro mad. And we both freaked out a little bit to be honest. What was it like? What was it like Well, he was cool, but the problem was Mrter Bloke in a tracksit as Ienario? Yeah. And he's in our studio so suddenly it becomes really weird and out of context. Oh my go. ye. what I would say with someone like him is You know, we're on capapitol, you're running at one hundred miles an hour, right? Yeah. And I think we had about do we have like fifteen minutes with him or something. Like so it's really hard because the first eight minutes, you're just trying to make him almost trust us understand You know what I mean? It's a very weird one where actually just as it was getting very funny you started seeing a very dry Funny side to him, we had to re. Oh my Godd. you the thing that didn't help is you'd come to promote, I think a Netflix show and you'd said it was on Amazon. the show. It was Warner Brumers and I said it's on Netflix and go at me. To be fair.'ve had We've had a few moments like that where we've had Taylor Swift and then We both panicked and Geordorge was start a fan girling and I think you screamed at one point. We a squeal. had the favorite song and I went like, Ohh my god, that's my favorite's favorite? I was like play Well play But I mean, I can be just as bad. like yeah. sometometimes you overcompensate because you you genuinely are a fan So you almost you try to be professional and then youre try to shoehorn in, you sort of really want to thank them or go, Oh I loved you in so. We've even had like Mariah Carey, right? who's known for being a diva But if you realise that maybe that's a bad rep, the word diva. Yeah. And actually I remember saying to her, I was like, because she always gets this a lot of stick about her lighting. If you ever hear something about Mariah, it's the lighting followers around and she must have the right lighting And when we interviewed her for summertime bl And I actually said to her, I said, You get a lot of stick for being this diva that has lighting following you around. I said, I bet you got burnt once and had the worst lighting. And all you got was like the abuse online saying how bad she looked. She was like, once every time. And then we had that quite a funny girl on girl moment. loved her afterond. Yeah. She just wondered over the fact she was like Of course I've been burned by bad lighting. And of course now she's got to the stage where she goes, can I have decent lighting, please? Yeah. We've all been there with horrible lights. There's just a strong woman who knows what she wants and just says it. But I hear that you call him a diva quite a lot with his hair. Oh the hair It's looking really nice. It's absolutely stunning. They've been told I to you. Thank you very much, Lison. appreciate it. I appreciate that. I'm very fusated. This gentlemen is up at four AM. That's the thing and you'll be having a good air day I think because the headphones are on and off. Oh yeah. It's magnificent Oh stick it don't Oh now, what this. Okay. What happens now, unfortunately is we play a game and the game is to We don't know what it is either. Oh my god, he has a different glove every time. I've just seen the lady put the glove. Oh my god, I love it. That's a lovely touch, the glove changes I love that. I'm afraid it does. Sam, over to you. Whoever wins will win one of our series one ters. Yeah Ters. looks at that I know. And so today's game in order to win is Oh God Oh wow a love a malti. Great. Oh Gone. goodood. L best. Can I just say this's the best triifle that I've had. Lovely. ever. I've had some mad ones because obviously. my name speelt SIA N. Yes. There's an instant panic that they can't pronounce it. Yeah. It's interesting that when we've had American guest I get called Cheyenne, Seen, Sean, Cine Sean. And I don't care. Sheans will know the answer to Jon, we get used to it. We're not I'm not precious. Yeah But I was one of four people in the country that got to interview Tom Cruise. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. God, yes. was told Well, if you've been asked to interview him, that means he's already Googling you. L It was almost like this thing of he's already doing his research on you. So now I've got in my own head about it. Yeah in this corridor. waiting to interiew and getting more and more nervous And I could see lighting panic they bringing more lights in, and clearly there was some issue with how it was set. And I think he's quite like all over that kind of stuff. like he wants a lighting looking right and he's d So I could see that happening and there wass a lot of hubub. And suddenly I could hear from the room a bit of chatter And then it was like, A I speaking to a man or a woman? Oh my God. I'm next. I just knew he' A me. Yes. I knew we'd seen Sean andone what the hell? So yeah, what was he like that were actuallyually amazing I would say. Yeah. You got People say you get Tom Cuz experience. Same like a Mari Cy. you get an experience where you don't just interview them you get the full because he was like I feel like you get that with us. I'm getting the Matie Warning experience right now, is. Well, you wa u til we've played this excellent game. on However me struck. I think it might be Oh pase Oh. John Oh! Oh, really Let's go win.! towel Me too.' brilliant. Philip. I'm sure you can have one. You can have one. I'd love one. Thank you. Yes. Thank you so much for coming in. Thank you I appreciate it. We've abolutely loved it. It've been amazing. It's been to the pair of. We've tried to play it core, but we're big fans. We are so massive fans. I think you're both briiant. Thank you so much. Good luck with your YouTube show Thank youes. And if you ever want to come on Capital Breakfast, you are more than welcome. Oh my god. my kids listen every single morning. stop. Yes, yesterday morning. I said yees, think it was yesterday morning. I said to them, Oh my Godd, who listenens to these? I'm going to be talking tomorrow.' very, very excited. Thank Any day you're not having chili. Yes more bread.. That's okay promise. Thank. Thank you so much for. Thank you. Thank. Thanks so much for joining us on today's table for four. Yeah, we've had a lot of fun today. If you enjoyed it, please do subscribe to the YouTube channel. Follow the podcast on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you're listening. And something that we'll be doing is finding all the recipes on the Good Food app or try So you enjoyed the game this time, did you? I enjoy the game. I did you not enjoy the glove, but I enjoyed the game. Oh now I'm enjoying the glove because I'm enjoying seeing which little you know one we're going to get next. I I got for it yesterday. I'm surprised he's persevering with it, Do you know I say this might be my favourite meal thank you that Sam has done us so far. That trifle. That trifle. Do you know what was really nice? Jordan, he was very honest, wasn't he? vulnerable. And I quite like that.Qite he's very authentically honest and you know, talk about eating trifle in bed because he's having a rough time. Yeah I appreciate that kind of stuff. It was really nice as well, just chatting away about like how I've never had an olive until I was twenty five and how there's nothing wrong with opening a coun of dog food and how, you know, you don't always experience how he's only just experienced S must be drawn Eating dog food. But how I think we were all very similar in our tastes and stuff were we? And what we've kind of grown up with and that was really quite nice. 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