Final Adjudication and Closing Thoughts

Hey folks. It's Captivating Pop Star Dutts with a sexy summer announcement . I'm hitting the road this June and July , opening for superstar musical comedians slash comedian music ian Kennedy Gray, performing a string of special live shows across America . Come bear witness to the full psycho sexual autobiographical journey of homemade pop sensation dutts june twenty fourth in New York City at Bowery Palace, june twenty fifth in Boston at the Middle East, june twenty seventh in Philly at Kung Fu Nektai, july ninth in LA at Zebulon, july tenth, Seattle at Barbara , and july eleventh in Chicago at Subterranean. Feel the thrilling highs and lusty lows of the nightlife. You've never seen dutts like this. Dust. Don't miss the performance of a lifetime. Kenny Gray with special guest dots tickets on sale now. Hey folks, this is Tim Calpacus from the Sloppy Boys. I know what you're thinking. Hey, I'm gonna sit at home all summer long and listen to a fucking podcast on my phone. Raw you're gonna see the sloppy boys party rock band play a loud rock and roll show in your town. Play on the money Toronto Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Cleveland, Saint Louis , Minneapolis, Chicago. That's right. I'm talking Toronto, july fifteenth at Drake Underground , Buffalo, july sixteenth at the Wreck Room , Pittsburgh july seventeenth, Bottle Rocket Social Hall Detroit, july nineteenth at s, Cleveland, July twentieth at Beachland Tavern, Saint Louis , july twenty first at Blueberry Hill Duck Room. That's over there in University City . Minneapolis , july twenty second, Zora Darling and Chicago were closing it out there at Improv Olympic IOFest on july twenty third . Hey folks, isn't it crazy what's going on in this town Come on out and have some fun for once in your whole fucking life, okay folks Hey folks, welcome to the Slopp Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton, along with Michael Hanford . Ooh . Tim Kalpacus? What he is up? Oh, and where your host this summer evening? Yeah, it's summertime. Here on Pod. Yep . Um , I'm in a good mood, you could probably tell from that wooee. I just had a the reason I wanted to push this pod recording about ten minutes later I had I was wrapping up a final note session with the editor for the stand up comedy special Mike can't for live in Toronto soon . But folks, that has got to be sound mixed. That has got to be over there with the color mixers. Now, you say this was you were given the final note to the editor. I've seen rough cut. It's fantastic. Everyone is going is going to love this thing. But just question process wise was your final note to the editor. It's a tear down . Flush it . Show us . I was like, My final note to you is, we need a new editor. I should have given that first. Oh no, I'm kidding . He's going out now. He's recruiting. He's like interviewing people. Yeah, no, my boss gave me a note so I can finished it. We got a final product, he was happy with it. And then well, he gave the last note first or the first note last. It happens all the time . Well, Mike, that's exciting. So you're out of post, essentially, and you're in what we used to call post post. We're in post we're in post post and we are going to be in development hell soon . I'm looking forward to enjoy this purgatory you're in right now. It is funny though those last few steps, it's like we've done this on like Birth Bdayoys TV show or Sloppy Boys albums where it's like for some reason there's times where you're in like blue sky pitching mode, you're being creative. Anything could happen. There's huge changes happening, but there's something about those last minutes of like a sound mix and a color mix on a thing . Yeah for some reason you fear it's just all scary. You're only you're operating out of defensiveness that you think you might fuck everything up and you would think it would be easy to get across the finish l ine, but like for some reason like I remember with our old TV show, like writing, shooting, all of this stuff, like, but then it would be like in this the colorizing or the sound mix that I'm like, oh no . Well, you would stay up till two because there's that fear of like the door is closing. This is gonna be what it is for forever . Yeah . It was also till two because it was seven people giving notes but me being like, I want to see that take again . Again, Isaiah. Let's go back to the raw now . And us our editors wanting to go home and us ordering being like, No, we're gonna get ordered tomato pie at midnight and we were happy. And then they're like, We got a Syracuse pizza guys. Aren't you happy? We're staying all night fucking hey . Man, I just remember what Bob said , like this was more of an onset thing, but it goes for post as well. When Bob Bob looked at the crew and was like, I know why I'm working this hard. Why are you guys working this hard? It's like, it's my show. I know why I'm working this art. Why are you guys working this art? I mean, we did work that crew hard and possibly too hard because we were ignorant, but we were innocent . But I do think you do learn that people love working on stuff that's good and they do like they do enjoy it. They want something good on the real. They also like doing their job well . And if you do like even if you do like makeup for comedy when it's a funny comedy, you're excited. I mean, I was gonna say even just about the colorizing and the sound mix , that's about having done a good job up to that point is what applies to pressure 'cause you're proud. Like if we had written shitty episodes and acted in shitty episodes, then you just be like, whatever color, who cares? But I do think especially in season two of the Birthday Boys on IFC, we were like, we were handing these episodes that we were extremely proud of and we felt like well we're just making exactly this thing we were making . So then you don't want to be like you don't want to be like, well I hope the colors aren't too warm yeah . Well it's also that that's a moment too when like sound starts getting you know, prof,ess ionalized, perfectionized and the color too, you start looking at cuts that you've seen a billion times. You're like, wait, did the timing change on this? It's like, no, but because the color looks different. And I had to realize that with a lot of some of these moments. It was like, ooh, the energy dips here. I'm like, no, once the laugh is matched with the cut ahead of it, like the audio is low on one room because the camera's in the one of those things it',s like it'll smooth out and be good ish , right ? It's also weird like your idea of what is energy, that's an intangible thing and it's like not speed . It's not loudness, you know, like it is weird. It's like there's a g roove you're trying to hit, but you can't overdo it. Then it feels frantic and unconfident. So you're like, ugh , you clock changes as like, wait, is that worse or just different? Like something feels different, you're like, that feels different and you're like, wait a minute, do. But is it worse? Or am I just clocking that it feels different? You feel different. Okay, good . It's like free but I remember like color especially kind of loving that because you're kind of looking at like the murky gray green raw stuff and you've come to accept it. And you come to accept it. And then they threw it they put it through color and now like, oh my god, it's all balanced out and rich looking. And it's like yeah, it's like we like to be foreign and how this and like it just feels like opening presents at Christmas because like here we are toiling away in the mines for like months and then it goes to color and seemingly in minutes it looks professional and perfect. And you're like, well, why do we do this first? And then everything would look great and we'd feel so much better about everything for the for the difficult part . Why are the daily so washed out? Like I'm a guy who doesn't know shit about shit, but even when I look at an uncolorized piece of video , I'm like the blacks are not black. Like the color tones like there's so much gray in the mix and everything is milky and washed out the second. Jeff knows the answer to this one. Go ahead, Jeff. Jeff, take it away. Something called like log. They shoot it in log they call it where I was shooting logs into a toilet . This isn't like that. This is very different . Okay, something different. I'm shooting logs . So if you're shooting and you get absolute white and absolute black, that's just you can't tweak that you can't do anything with that. So you bring everything to the murky gray middle. That way you can turn up you can make it perfect white or perfect black, but if you shoot it perfect white or perfect black . You got nowhere to go, Tim. Sure, but Jeff, I'm so confident that on set, I want to I want the perfect white there. Oh, you you dial in the perfect white on set. Because he knows. And you do shoot black and white film still? Yeah, what are you shooting on these days, Tim? A lot of the A lot of the productions that I've worked on, people start referring to me as the perfect white. Okay , well I . I don't know what kind of films you're in a birth of a nation . Do you know why it's called why change, you know, whatever the color process is why it's called color timing . From old film days, it's back from the film days. Because it's time to fix the color. And structure did you hear? Yep, it's time to fix the color. It was directing time earlier. Now it's color it's the amount of time you keep the film, the negative film in the development fluid s. It's like if you want it color timing refers if you want darker, isn't it longer, that type of stuff. How much you keep it in the chemicals? Move the chem . Um , yeah, speaking of , well, the moving image , I went to a movie recently and then the movie started and the lights didn't go down That's weird. Really? It makes you miss the Arcade, doesn't it? Yeah, fucking AMC Americana . So I heard about the AMC or the Arc Light that it still exists as a building that folks, this is a big office probably the best theater I've ever been in in LA . That building is just empty. It's got these like huge, beautiful theaters and nobody's using it. And what I'm told is that the dome also is just like they're just waiting for that building to be like condemned and then they can build , you know, condos that's off whoever bought that home. Now what I'm told is more recently I actually do think something is happening though. Didn't I feel like that's this could be a Google, but I'm not going to do it it has just been sitting there on Santa Monica, I mean on Sunside Boulevard, but I could have sworn I recently heard there's some motion among st the arc laying. I like that. Well, look, we have we have Tarantino Tarantino bailed out the Vista . Kristen Stewart bailed out the Highland Park cinema. How come like you get Spielberg or Lucas in there to save the Arclight? I mean the cineramodome might be there to stay because I think it's considered a historical historical landmark but the Arclight is just gorgeous the best, theater you could ever go to. Yeah . And it's sitting there in prime territory next to what used to be the beautiful Ameba music and now that's some weird bullshit. That moved. Yeah, amoeba moved, but like that was a cool building. It was it was Amoeba. Yeah, that was like an iconic cool place. You know what's with the the thing that bums me out about this arc light thing is like the situation itself but also like this practice of let me just hold onto this land until it becomes it's right in prime like Los Angeles area and it's like that could be an awesome thing happening but a guy's just holding onto it until it is annoying enough people want to sell it or yeah , whatever. I like that. Not to be contrarian, but I like that. You like that It's on the side of the developers. All right, all right, maybe it's okay. Let me look at a different angle. I'm thinking , I was like , some venture capitalist might actually make a lot of money on that when this building gets conducted. I'm like, oh and not to mention his family. Oh, they'll have a wonderful Christmas. nineteen dollars for the girls Maybe I has a tiny Tim esque son who's having a hard winter. There's nothing tiny about this, Tim. Here we go . Well , Amoeba, we were all sad when it when it closed down, but then it moved like a block away so I don't even fucking understand that and then I was lamenting that the beautiful Amoeba space was going to become like luxury apartments or something but they just announced that. It's kind of cool. It's like gonna be like this fancy day spot with a bunch of different rooms and tubs and pools and ships rooms. Tubs, tubs and rooms. It's a place you bring your old CD's in and you wash 'em in the tubs . That was always great when they would take your CDs and be like, I'm actually getting money for this shit, hell yeah. Yeah. Do you remember those like disc cleaners that they used to sell? Yeah . And it would be like it'd be like some like green and gray thing. It would have like a crank on it. You put your disc in it and you spray and you crank it and it would just ruin discs. And we sold them at Sun Coast and people would be like, This ruined my discs . Well, you should have used it, man. Yeah, no, you used it wrong? I don't know . Did you consider using it right Remember last week on the blowout patreon dot com slash the sloppy boys the boat is a better show where we talking about're Rush. And I was talking about how at my dad's pizzeria, we used to play name that tune all summer long and keep score s a fun gang. In that era, we there was a lot of talk about music and the music we played in the restaurant was very important. And I remember in the front, we'd play like the CD player for the dining room, we'd play like, hey, mumbo, mumbo italiano. Like that type of stuff for the pizza place. And I remember what are you playing in back and what are you playing in a bag? In the back, we were pumping some rush, but I think they get the day. I remember my dad we had this like little stack of CD's we always played and my dad being like, CDs are' terrible. Like vinyl and even cassette tapes were better because CDs , they get scratched so easily easily and they're like skippy. And I remember being like, Dad, I'll use one of these cleaners. And I'll don't worry. And I didn't even have to look use the cleaner because I looked at his spindle of CD's and there was literally like flour and olive oil like on the CD's because a pizza man was reaching to put on Mambo Italian or maybe a thumbprint on the bottom of the city and then pointing it's not as good as vinyl . Oh man , your dad your dad has had that for the sloppy boys vinyl given that that great review. It's irresistible. Irresistible. The look of it irresistible. He's round with him. You do want to grab it, touch it and pay for it . Yeah, when we reissue those, we should add a quote, irresistible data component. Irresistible. We should have a summer sale on those soon because we got to move that product. Folks, jump onto the sl oppyboys. com. See what we got going on? We got it all going on over there. We got our fucking list of our tour dates. Oh, what we got going on is vinyl. We got vital, we got merch, we got tour dates. We got music videos . You want to get into some booze news ? Bib news, hit it Wait a minute . Pissing shit, the pissin' shit. Can I have a piss and shit? A pissing shit, please. Pission shit. Two pissing shits. What do you say? I want a pissy shit for me and my friends Pissy shit. A piss lemonade. Pissy shit . I've got a leopard super refate . You gotta let it separate . Piss and shit, piss and shit, just piss, piss and shit. Ask you piss and shit. Piss, piss and shit, piss and shit, piss and shit . Piss, piss and and sh shitit, piss and sh it, piss and ship piss and shit. Grab a piss and ship empiric ship Dice . Excuse you in the rocks bitch Is this shit was said to us by the great Zack Mac AKA the ghost of Craig T. Nelson. Email to the sloppy boys podcast at gemail. com. I feel like we haven't heard from ghost from Craig Tina well. Welcome back. Zach and Mike, they have our listeners have personal lives. You don't know what they're up to. I know that's true or he was cooking up that for months and months. Well, he probably was working on it for a long time because while he in the meantime, while he was making that a couple weeks ago on the pod, remember the strokes rerelease that song is that was gonna say yeah shit so yeah great minds think alike. Do you think we could take you Zack would let us take that and play it on our Instagram under a picture of the shit and piss ? Maybe good? Yes. I think it might be good. In fact, when you send in a song folks, you sign over all rights to the Sloppy Boys LLC . We own it. You can just say that now including the strokes. The strokes have signed over to it through your parody. Five years worth of content people say sending it . Sorry. Hey, we're coming up on the five year guys. This is two hundred ninety six. We're coming up on three hundred soon. Episode three hundred . Yeah, not so much the five year, more than the three hundred, more than three hundred. And this is, this is episode, what would you say two hundred ninety six? two hundred ninety six. What are we gonna do for? We got to think of that. For the blood, I think we watched the movie three hundred . Well, that's good, that's good. Let's do that. I never see it . Okay . Dude, it's gonna make you want to start doing crossfit . Oh yeah. You know, they airbrushed on the abs in that , you know, sure they had real abs to work with, but they accentuated them with a little wait a minute. Airbrushing. Airbrushing. I don't know what is that on set. Come here, Gerard Butler . Well, Rub it is. Gerard's time for your spray . I've already had my spray. I've never seen that. Who is that Zach Snyder? Was he that one? It sure is. The Snyder Cut. Snyder Cut . All his movies were the Snyder Cut. Well, that one the Snyder Cut was released. They've all been Snyder. They've all been Snyder Cuts up to Just as we Okay, booze news . Again, summer is heating up and as the editor in chief of booze news, I'm required to report to you guys on any drink that's getting any buzz as the drink of the salt. It's a big responsibility, Mike, Tim, take it away. Yep. Heavy is the crown which I wear. Ooh Okay, I've got a little roundup for you guys. And look, I think we always say these predictions . They are sometimes complete misfires, sometimes based on some data, but we say they're not going to it's not enough . But it was also disappointing when you hear some of the same names in the mix year like a new one that has some logic behind it is exciting. But I'm going to tell you that the observer , a British news outlet made their prediction Hugo Spritz . Hugo Spritz. We've talked we've talked through this. Oh , no, we talked through the yeah, we talked about it. It's the Elder Flower St. Germain Spirit they're saying they're acknowledging that it's been in the mix of the last few years, but they're saying that with the ABV low ABV being so important to drinkers that they think that it's finally reached public consciousness and it couldn't explode. I think it's we said last week we're like sure Spritzes are here to say many Spritzes, but I don't think America across the pond here we're going to say yes, Hugo. They don't want the spritz. America does not want the Spritz. Hugo Spritz is not like that , you know, award contender who just never got it. Like remember Scorsese for a long time. No Oska . No Osque. Wait, has he still had no ask? No, what did he win for? No, he went for depated depaded. But for a long time, it was Departed won at least or he won director for departed, yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, then what about Flower Moon ? Oh yeah, what about Flower Moon? Only nomed. Ooh , couldn't win that one, eh, Marty ? Wish you did? But my point is the Hugo Spritz is not Marty Scorsese , sitting around waiting for its turn . No, yeah, and we don't care about we have no allegiance to drinks. We just drink what we want. We drink what we want, right? Like how we eat what we like, apple jacks. The sloppy boys. We drink what we want. Hey, you know, it's interesting to me? So I saw the Mandalorian and Grogu movie, love the Babu Frick friends , but what I didn't love about it was that what we were just talking The fucking God, David, what are we just talking about? I fucking the Oscars. Marty . Yes. The padded, Marty . Marty. You know how his whole thing was like, hey, I don't like these superhero movies I don't. want to be part of this. He's in the fucking Mandalorian movies, a voice of this little ape guy type thing. That's fun and cool. I don't know about that one Martin. It seems a little bit be. M itay's an inside job like it's a joke. Remember how Barack Hussein Obama became president of the United States because he was trying to bring down our union from the inside? Right. Because he was an anti colonialist. Jeez, Louise. Yeah, right, right. Well, and he took our guns , and he and sued That was awful when he does . Okay, next up , speaking of Barry Obama, he and his liberal friends love huffpo. The Huppo is saying Tinto de Verano, which is red wine and it's a Spanish drink, red wine and lemon lime soda. Tito Dave Navarro. Oh, so we've moved past we've moved past the red wine and Coke and we're doing red wine and sprite. Yeah, we did that on the pod. What was it called ? Cali Mocho. Cali Mocho. And we liked it, but I guess this is another low ABV thing. This sounds nice , but it has also been floated around. New York Times like mentioned it a few years ago. It's been floating around the predictions. I don't see any reason why it would step up other than people who just want low ABV. It's funny how apologetic is of alcohol the industry overall that it's like we know what you guys want is the least amount of us so that it's like the big hot shot drink of the summer is going to be the thing with the least booze in it. That'd be like if Levi's like, well, we know we'll just sell you shorts. We know you like our friend . Yeah, and we're back and we're here to stay. Who's wearing my jorts from George Festrate. I still gotta wash mine. They got pretty messed up on that stage, you know? Yeah , he messed the back of 'em. Nasty stuff, man . A radio station in Tucson says hard fres ca is going to be the drink of the summer hard fresca. No fresca. No, no . Now vine pear, which is a publication I really trust They're not being so foolish as to make one prediction, but they did a roundup, they talked to a bunch of respected bartenders and they've come up with a list of drinks that are trending. so we don't need to get mad, they're just offering trending drinks. They're just sharing the data . We're not shooting the messenger and yet no need to get mad . Yes, and there's like a dozen of these, so I'm gonna rifle through. Let's see if anything strikes a chord with us. I'm gonna be perfectly calm. I'm not going into this upset. Nope, nope, no, no. And these few slot beds are gonna be familiar with a lot of these and it's gonna be rewarding that you listen to this podcast. Here we go. The south side. What the fuck? God, him listen. Who the fuck out . Vermouth and soda High balls in general, that's that's a pretty of a safe word. No . What? Tiny teenies. Fuck you. Fuck you You go spritz . We already talked about that. We don't wanna while I'm warm up to the I'm warm enough to the Hugo Spritz. I don't wanna get out . Okay, so you just needed a minute with he's here a few more times . Spicy margarita. Ooh . Spritzes . Wait, wait, Gerard Butler's abs . Frozen drinks . Okay . Too broad, but I mean, obviously those are popular. A liquidity drink with alcohol and it might be those drinkless number. Mojitos . Oh, I thought you were going to say mutant mojitos. Oh, oh J,eff was an old Mo jito. Mojitos. Cucumber, cucumber gimlets. If gimmlets are not gonna happen, I'll gimme it. And then finally, tequila highballs . Tequila Himal . To have the fall high ball, we don't need a tequila. The fall hyball. Tequila in the hot summer sun sometimes is not what I want. Tequila sometimes can take me a little food. But is a margarita not a summer drink? Is it a paloma? What about a Mexican firing squad? It is, it is. I'm thinking of like when I really taste that tequila. And sometimes I can drink it. But when it's just, you know, when you run down from that heat, ooh, sometimes then hey that's not so good. You talkin' Paloma. I was buying some tequila and somebody one of you just mentioned cucumber? Me, Tim, the cucumber gimme. Yes, it was the chairperson, the chief chief of chief of staff of Booz News, Tim mentions the cucumber. I went over to my liquor store to buy grapefruit soda for a Paloma . And the guy at the counter was just like, you know what you gotta use ? And this isn't a Paloma. Cucumber lime gatorade. He mixes tequila with cucumber lime gatorade. Ooh, I'd never heard that. And says that's the move . He says that's the move. It's good . Cucumber live, I didn't know that Gatorade was making vegetable flavors. I know cucumber's technically a fruit. Cucumber Lime Gatorade and tequila. I see' ifm there's any is this just one weird guy or is there precedent for this? Well, I do know that friend of the pod, John Gabrius , he makes like a Gabriis Area or Gaborita or yeah, the game burrito gay burrito . He puts tequila and he mixes tequila and gateraine, but I like this cucumber specifically . But it's hydrating too, you know? Yeah. You get those electrolytes? That's great. Yeah . That's got to be no hangover. It replaces what you piss out. That's what they call a Todd Phillips nightmare . No hango . A universe where he had never made that film. Like that Beatles movie where that one guy is the only guy who knows the Beatles songs yesterday . Is Todd Phillips's accountant's worst night now ? Okay, is that it for Booze News? Wrap it up. Wrap it up . Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember good booze news today, Tim. And Mike. And me too. Thanks. But now we turn our attention to the main event to drink of the day, the reason a lot of people tune in. The reason for the season. Yep, sure. It's kind of a good one today too. Now Tim, you're wearing sort of an appropriate shirt for the It's very upperpoint. Jeff, are we allowed to talk shirts or are you gonna yell at Mike? I'm gonna yell at 'em, but go ahead . Well, Mike, you've already started, so you may as well enjoy it . Well, that if we're already talking shirts, here's one of my new negative tie dye creations . I like how you do this, Mike, the bleach spritz. Yeah . You tie it up, you do tie dye and then you bleach spritz it. And this is a nice one because it was a shirt that already had like kind of a funky stain I couldn't get rid of . So now it's just tie dye. You gotta lean into the stain . Wait, did that happen sort of recently? I feel like we were on tour and you got a stain and you said, oop, this is going to the tie dye pile. Yes, I think that was the shirt. Oh, so you've been you've been active in the tie dye laborat ories. It goes pretty quick the process. Once you are sort of putting the crosshairs of who's what's going to be tie dyed, you are pretty quickly taken. And like you're sort of a prominent tie dye guy in Brooklyn, right? Like it's a small scene, but he's working his way up Tim. That's awesome. Yeah, in this apartment building, at least. I think. Pretty prominent in the building. I'm probably the only person who's tie dyed more than ten shirts this year. More than five, I should say. But wait, we should talk about Tim's awesome shirt as well. Yes, yes. Well, mine is vintage a vintage find, a grail item . Is that embroidered? It looks like it's even sweatery kind of a sweater. Yeah, that does look embroidery. It's got some depth on it. It's a white polo shirt with a red collar, but then the logo bud King of Beers, not the frogs though. Remember this brief ? It's like kind of an iguana lizard guy. A chameleon maybe. Chameleon? Is that what he did? What he do? What commercials were those? It was sort of an wait, Tim, is is that that also a frog on there though next to the bee? It looks like there's a frog as well. Oh yeah, there's a frog over by the bee. How many other animals around that crest we gave a fucking giraffe in the background flipping the bird . Man, I went to Albertson's and they have inflatable , you know, inflatables for the friends for full time fun . And there's like a shark and a dolphin and all the stuff you would expect to see. And like minions and like yeah, of course . But then they had like a ride on giraffe . Ride on. That's okay. No, it's not like, yes, everyone's favorite marine animal, the giraffe. Right on the pool giraffe. It is an animal that if it was in the pool it could still breathe. At all animal. You're right. You're right. That is that doesn't make sense. You'd want a fish or a seal or shark or at least a platypus . Yeah, or a boat stop . I have a good items of vintage merch of the brand of today's drink of the day, but you know what sucks ? Well, we all have shirts. We got remember we were going to see fish at Madison Square Garden and we all wore the same shirt. How do we get that? Somebody gave us We went to a bar ahead of time and the beer, like the Budweiser beer what do you call it? Those beer reps were there, yeah. Reps, the reps , hand out a few beers or coupons and like here's some shirts. And yeah, we all put 'em on and went to the show. Well , I've got that shirt and then I have some other cool merch, but what sucks is I have a very cool Spuds Mackenzie Cordiller cap from the eighties, but it's red and you can't if you're if you're me, the great white as they call me or the perfect white . If you're a white guy wearing a red hat in public, you're looking pretty mag a these days, Man . Yeah, that's tough. I have a Montreal Canadians hat I'll wear and I think it's Montreal Canada could be further from Maga, so I think I'm okay. It's a flatter dad cap, right? It's kind of like flopped down. Mine is like a tall structured cap that looks very Donald J. Trump indeed. Is the Canadians one like primary cherry red or is it more of a crimson mic ? Or Scarlet Crimson I would think is cherry red. Yeah, I guess it's a little different. It's also a faded head. Also, I'm not acting like a Maga person so no one's really worried about that . You're like, Hey, man, could I have a handout? And they're like, can I hear your hands? Can I have a handout? Okay. Now, but bring us to Drink of the Day. There's a reason we're doing this guys. It's not just a random . We still haven't said it. It's worth thirty minutes . Yeah, because I'm building up the tension because we're celebrating the fact that on the upcoming summer tour, everybody knows that in July, we're playing Toronto, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Detroit , Cleveland, Minneapolis, Chicago, but do they know recently added to the list on july twenty first, we're going to be playing at Blueberry Hill Duck Room at Saint Louis, Missouri . That's right home of the drink of the day Budweiser beer you had? I've had that. I've had and had . You know what I mean? I just had, as matter of fact, I was a bar I just had. What are your thoughts, feelings? What's your personal relationship with Bud and all of its many connotations? It's in the mix for you, M,icr,ite but heavy I feel like that's the thing. Oh yeah, it's it's like my favorite beer. This is like high life, but I think for me it's really just like the look of the budweiser is so cool. I love that big complicated Budweiser fucking it text. It's like what complicated strange they have like a whole banner. Like there's the logo and it's like a weird lopsided bow tie and then underneath a whole banner with like different script and different thoughts and probably a whole story if you take the time to like herein lies the choiciest hopson right now. It's like looking at a dollar bill. This thing's gonna go depth to it. 's got to add It his spsin . I always liked how Bud the look. Oh, I had those shorts that remember in Russia bathing so much more. Yeah, those bathing suits and the hands. Those are great. Those sucked 'cause they didn't have fucking pockets, so I could never really wear them anywhere. Oh, you wanted to have your mobile on you, your wallet. Just relax and enjoy the pool. That's true. That's true. What about you, Jeff? What do you, how you how you remembering bud? Well, it's the king of beers, some say. That's true. And was it a beer that I reached for in college? I don't think so. I was probably going for even more cheapy weeps like the Milwaukee's best and the maybe not the Nadies, but you know, something where are keystones, thirty stones. Remember those boxes, the big old boxes, the thirty stones? But yeah, I do think of it as sort of like it's America's big old big dumb beer, it's everywhere. It's good, it's consistent. There's something about the go to. What's the what's the word like the archetype being red? Like Coca Cola, Coca is like red uced. Red with the old drum s gold. It does sort of say alpha, which is probably why the Magafolks like that red hat some damn The beta is like blue , pepsi. Democrats. Bud light . Bud light . You know what's funny? Bud light, it is, you know, it's part of Budweiser, but I never really think of it as Budweiser. I think of Bud Light is just way it' mores popular. Well, it's funny, it's got its whole own thing going on. It's way more popular, but it just doesn't come across my yeah. Now, I haven't had a bud heavy in a second, but I remember a bud light it always, strikes me it has this like little sugariness to it that 's it's really hard to tell the macro brews apart, but I do remember like when I sip Bud Light that I'm like, is there like they hide a little bit of aspiration or something like that? I remember doing a taste test at the old Fredonia house and I was able to tell the difference between Bud, Bud Light and Bud Select Bud Select really, we were just trying to see if like Select actually tasted it. Was that silver or in a black can, silver can or a black? Black? Oh no, this was maybe even Bud Bud Platinum off of like remember like Kanye Runaway was plugging Bud Platinum in the Super Bowl commercials? So yeah. Do you know what all of those were ? That's like when bud beer in the two thousands was losing pace to the micro brew trend of the breweries that they panicked so they,'re then like if we come, up with bud Select or Bud Platinum or Bud Prime or Bud Royal or whatever, that was a way to see if they could try to get the microbrew drink s back into bud. That's funny. Didn't work. Didn't work so well. Didn't need to. I I really crush thinked the most bud heavies in the bottle when we were the birthday boys were coming up at UCB next door at Birds. I'd always get a three dollar bud as my go to order. So much so it's the only time ever I was a regular enough at a bar to walk in and Brend and the bartender would just crack one for me before I even ordered. And then I liked that guy. He was the best. He and Bob were both really great brothers . And they were brothers? Brothers in arms . Is that true? I don't know if they were brothers, but they were both like they were both silver foxes that dressed all in black. Oh, I know they were brother. I thought that was like the known thing. Maybe I was way off and just I assumed everyone. Mike and I saw Brennan at the hardware store one time. We were running errands buying probably prop materials for birthday boys and Brennan who didn't recognize out of the, you know , you get somebody out of the context you normally see them and it takes you a second . Yeah , one guy's walking down the aisle he points at us. He's like, Hey, no, no beers for you guys or he's like, no drinks for you guys . And we kind of did a double take and we're like, Oh yeah, hey , it's like see teingac her out of school. But it was Brennan with like with his like silver sort of silver buzz cut. Yeah. He's not he's not behind a bar wearing a black shirt and a black jeans so you can't tell it's him. But that's maybe the first bartender that knew our names or knew our faces. Felt like cheers. That was the best. I've only had that happen probably there. Do we have another place? I don't think so. I don't think I've ever been a really far where someone's like, Hey, buddy. You know, the one by me. Which one ? I don't want to say it, but there's the one down the street for me I used to go to like all the time and they knew me by name and would pour me up. Hey, Jeff . Brennan I had, that great thing where I always got butt and then one day I was like in a wild mood I guess. So I ordered a corona and he was like, ooh Timmy rain . And then I go about my night and then like later that same night, Jessica went to Bias around and she went up to the bar. She always drank Stella in those days and she was like, can I get a bottle of Stella and a bottle of bud? And Brendon goes is the bud for Tim? And she's like, Yeah, and he goes, He's going south of the border tonight Like, don't you know, haven't you heard of that? Since you're illness? Are you the last one to find out he's gone south of the border . And he's fucking loving it . Ooh, that's good. I'll ready to drink. I want to tell you guys about, I wanna tell you about Adolphus Bush and Eb hard Anizer, but I feel like I want to drink these drinks 'cause we're the show. Yeah, let's get to crack in 'em. We'll take a little break and when we come back, we'll do first sips, we'll learn a little something. Don't Tim will go easy on us, folks. Don't worry if we're new to the chef. Everybody's fleeing running away. Oh, ratings are plumbing. He's gonna be mean to them. Folks, we'll be back with more slobby boys after this Now we're back, Bud Heavy's's in hand. Let see him. I wanna see what vessel you guys chose. Yeah . I specifically wanted to go for the bottle. Nice. Oh, wow. We 're three different. Three different ones. That's great. I went canned . Mikey went like looks like he went draft, but where did he But I got a mug. He bought a can. This is poured out of a this poured out of a twenty two ounce can . Okay. Let's get a let's get a scre enshot of that on it. Jeff, let's get that. Yeah. Let me get this in focus. This little mug was given to us by a guy in Philadelphia. I think his name was Dave. And Jeff, you look like you have maybe a throwb ack canned. This I'm sure you know how Mountain Dew is doing American Dew right now for the two hundred fiftieth this is I mean, I was saying that the can looks old timey like it's the fucking bill of rights, but even now particularly they're kind of doing it. It feels like Ben Franklin signed this can . Want to crack 'em?. Drag them . Yeah, this is a limited edition America since seventeen seventy six. Wait, I kept saying two hundred and fifty. Yeah, two hundred fifty, right? Yep. It says one hundred fifty on your thing there. Can the can says one hundred fifty, I think. Oh, maybe it's one hundred and fifty years of bud . That's probably yeah . This smells so good. It's like a 'cause it's just that classic beer sm.oke It smells like beer man,. This is the most beery beer. I mean, all of our receptacles are extremely appealing to me and does make me want to fucking ch oog. Bottoms up. Here we go Yeah, it's funny Oh yep they go I remember on the bud light box it says superior drinkability and I always thought that was funny but yeah I think those are made to be like chugged and not tasted quite so much . Like this does have a little bit more of like a seventies uncle stank on it, just a hint more than your lights. Yeah , that's what I mean. It's the uncle stank is very much like it's a smell that I think of as like you go into somebody's house and they've got like dark carpeting and dark like wood paneled walls. You're like, oh these people just bloodwise here smells like cigarettes maybe. Yeah , my parents don't smoke cigarettes inside. They don't smoke cigarettes at all . It makes them cough . Do you guys remember how like drinking alcohol was thrilling before when you weren't of age and it was hard to come by. Like the best in the world, Tim, the most thrilling thing. Like the best day of my life was when I gave my friend Sean money to give to the tennis coach in high school and the tennis coach bought me a bottle of Martin's vodka and I remember standing in the boys' locker room with the bottle of vodka and I was like, I'm the coolest fucking guy in the world. And everyone in the locker room was like, Damn's got a wall on Tim. Tim's coolest guy in the fucking room . He knows a tennis teacher . It does feel like having a brick of gold like a Fortnox brick of gold because it's like money can't buy it. It's right right, right,, right. You can only get it through like crafty illicit means. Yes, and it's nectar. It's worth more than money. It's somewhat priceless 'cause you don't really have money Yeah, forbidden for any way . It's like the price is just like what it's gonna be . I had that with Bud because there was a time sophomore Mike is already hiccups already on the hiccups so did you fall into that barrel of ail when you were like in dumbo . I fell in with this cup and I came out and had it in. I was like, oh, this will work . And then I fell into some apples . The gods got into my mouth and I was like and, got the idea for the Washington Apple show? Some rotten apples. Rotten apples. Yeah, this is I should make a liquor out of this or a cocktail I mean. Sophomore year of college when I would watch sopranos on Sunday nights with my roommates and Joe said any gunplay . There was one week of that where everyone was busy for some reason. So I'm just like sitting in the common room getting ready for the for the Sunday night HBO block by myself, just like sitting in a lazy boy watching TV and I was like we didn't have any alcohol and I wanted beer and I didn't have like the all the means of how I could get beer not available to me and I was like wa,it a second . You didn't have an icy chest of beers on hand, which is I didn't have an icy chest . That would come two decades later at Kantiki. I also don't think I had my fake ID that said my name is Trevor Faux and I was twenty nine and no one ever questioned it, which hurt my feelings. Oh yeah . I remember that day, yeah . No, remember Rogan's the pizza place on Danby Road right by Yeah. Oh yeah. They deliver, right? That like it's a pizza place and a pizza boy delivers . And usually places would card you if you but I just I called and I was like, yeah, can I get a twelve pack of bud bottles? It's me Trevor Like Mr. Faux, yes, we'll be right about those damn beefs of buthead . The pizza boy comes up to the door. I remember answering the door and like, be Yep, thanks, okay, thanks. And then he didn't card me and then I was just like, fuck yes . Was he much older than you? Or could you tell? Like, were you the same age? He was probably like twenty five and he knew it was up and he just wanted to make his tip . So I probably tipped him well, but I just sat in the chair and I fucking drank twelve bottles of Bloodweiser by myself as the best night of my life. Watch the season four. That's awesome. Hear that delivery dude. Yeah, that's such a great move. Oh my God. I'm surprised more people didn't try that. It seems like Tim, you had the confidence to try and you were rewarded. I had swag as I came to that door. What's up my brother? You know, fortune favoring the bold and such . That well, you talking about Rogans and getting like late night food in college reminds me of those wings over Ithaca where you could get like they would name the different sizes of amounts of wings like the aircraft carrier was the most like destroyer or wait not the aircraft carrier the B fifty two or something like that because it was flight flight, you see. Did Rogans do cal zones Or was that Deep D eep Deep Dough was the go to . Then there was Italian carryout and there was big als no honestly, Rogans was Italian carry out was awesome. I would get the was Gricken. Ooh, that was really good. I saw a carryout. Ooh, the thing with Rogan's it was like almost on campus. So they did well just because they're proximity. Yes. And they had like a convenience store there as well, right? Okay, that's where I got my sparks. You remember sparks? Yeah, sparks that had to be discontinued because they were marketing it to teenage girls. That's where Jeff would get it and slide it right in his purse. Not just girls. Not just girls. Some of the most alpha men you could ever imagine . Well, it tasted like sweet tarts and it was a stimulant as well as it's funny 'cause it was kind of pre red bull, wouldn't you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what was the spark? What was the one drink that went out of it was like a Liquid Four Loco? Four loco, that's right. It was Proto For Loco. Yeah, yeah. Much like Spuds McKenzie, sparks had to be discontinued 'cause the government was like, you're marketing to kids. You have to stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, kids look cell battery. Yeah, they had like a copper top. They almost had like the plus and minus side. But I did come across sparks somewhere out here. I don't even think it was an old can, but at Capencork and I took pictures of it and I sent it to the college chain, the group chat and I said, Hello old friend and nobody knew they still made that shit Was it a dusty old one that had been there the whole time? Ooh, a duster. That reminds me of the time we went to circus liquors up in the valley and you found well, 'cause most of the people just go there to get kegs and only kegs. And yeah, like then they did have some convenience store type stuff and then like weirdly aisles of like food. You could get like chili or like tuna fish . And somebody saw ice cream cones from like fifteen years ago covered in dust. Yes, they're from ninety two. Yep. It was wafer cones ice cream cones. It's funny you don't even have to say like what year it was it. We were just saying nineteen ninety two is like there's no way when these guys were an age where they should be shopping and it was ninety two even it was ninety four that's too far back . Yeah, it's ninety three what month. Isn't that a tell that it's like a laundering thing? Yeah, I know. It's like nobody's ever bought it felt like the farther you got away from the register like the dust would go get thicker as you went back into the store . Nobody's going back that far. Like you're walking uphill because there's a shelf of dust shelf dust. Well I don't have to I'm not gonna blab away a full history of this drink, but just a nutshell, I think if anyone's interested , there's a really great book called Bitter Brew that's like about the history of Budweiser. And when I was reading , I was telling you guys all about it because it's a company that started in the eighteen hundreds, but then as you can, it's so cool to go from like old tim y gilded age type rich guys company to then like you slowly catch up to your lifetime and then they start to introduce commercials you know and you're like whoa like time concs that was when I did , I think I introduced the Cours Light when we were in the Silver Bullet when we did a live Denver show . And I remember looking through that history and being like, this is really cool. And then I looked into the company that made the mason jars, it was like ball mason jars and I just looked at that wikipedia. It's like wow, every business, like long term business like, wow, this has been changing hands and it was called something else. It's so it's interesting only in that like thinking about this giant brand that's been in your life like every single day or seeing like Donald's logo and you're like, oh, that's started by a guy named Ray Crock out of and he stole it from some other guys or however they did. Yeah, but like especially like Ball or something those are brands that you kind of interact with. Like we all know oh there's like Rockefellers and Bilderbergs and like yeah those are the old money sort of tycoons I just learned that Brian Singer of the X Men movies, the director is from like the sewing machine singer fortune. Yes. Whoa . That's like pre war money. That's like one of the first manufacturers . Right, right, 'cause that's like that's at a time when it was like it was like everyone yeah, wow. That's so funny to be like, I'm a singer. Yes, that singer. That's fucking wild. But like, ball jar, same deal. It's like, that's the only name I know in jars. They say the OGs that have been doing it for hundreds of years. You know my balls? They are of the ball family, yeah. Wow. You know my balls? They were married in by the nuts My balls were married. Okay, that doesn't make any sense. And it's ridiculous. It was all subsidiary of Pube be company. A crotch company . You, Tim, I think maybe talked about these guys when we did some budweiser type. I remember you talking about this the Bud Light Seltzer Out of Office Pack. Yeah, one of those like one of those guys. I think it may have been one of the Christmas ones actually. We first year of this pod, we would cover all the new selts that came out and they were some silines. What it was. And they were coming out like fast and furious. It was sort of the Celsier boom. That was yeah, that was the tail end of it so it was people trying to like get your last licks in with your weird little bullshit. It's funny that it's gone, you know? Like you can still get selts and like white claws still there, but it used to be like there would be a heat like they vacated beer racks to make room for all the different wannabe selts. What's the one that I liked? Like after White Claw, but before truly or before Tobo Chico is probably the one that I liked. High Noon. No. High Noon or Bon and Viv, Bon Viv. Yes, yes, bon viv, bon and vivid. It was it was like it was a mermaid can and I really loved those and they're from Long Island, shit. the Seltzer craze really sits in my mind with the pandemic because it was happening a little before that, but that's when like they got to me . Yeah, and I would do Zoom rooms. Oh god. I probably did this on the pod too in the early years I'd get a seltzer and a La Croix and put 'em in one thing. So I'd have just like one giant bubbly thing as a big slow sipper. That's a big bubble . That's a big bubble. A bit of a wild man . Well, it's sort of less wild to add La Croix to a sea answer. Wild in the sense it's a big drink . Jeff, you were ahead of the low ABV craze. Hey, I'll tell you what I did today. And actually, it's creeping up on me. I'm gonna have to go to the bathroom soon. I've been drinking. I'm not done yet, but I'm drinking a full gallon of water. I'm gonna try to do that every day . Wow. Out of a gallon jug. Yeah, I got the gallon jug and then I'm just gonna reuse it because it's like I can see it going down for the day . Now are you is it what is it a white drink it that much water ? Well, I saw I was just on our podcast our tour, music tour, and then I won the Doughboys podcast tour. And I said, you know what, Mike, you've been drinking a lot, eat a lot of salty foods and you've been not sleeping in the bath. You're in a salty mood. Yeah. I'm a salty dog. And I think I saw a TikTok, a random TikTok that was just like, Here's what happens to your body if you drink a gallon of water. I was like, oh, that seems good. It's funny because we've been in the hydration era long enough that I've been seeing articles lately that's like, you know, when you drink a gallon of water day, what does that mean? All it does is means you piss more. There's no point folks. You know , I don't believe that. Well, that's the other thing too. I'm like, I think I drink enough water and then I don't. So this at least I can see what it's like to drink a gallon a day. I think drinking water is healthy, but it is kind of funny to know those people that just like , you know, like when we were kids, we didn't drink water. And there's a lot of I think is it Amy Poller or someone who's like ew no way I would never have a glass of water She probably has some poll. No one No one dies you know, no one dies of not having had a glass of water You. get water from around. You eat a piece of chicken. There's water in there. It's like a little squirrel. It shows up . It happens . So you have a gusher inside water . Gosh. Oh wait, but Tim, were you gonna talk about like the did you do your history? Well, yes, the nutshelly type of thing was just that you know, we talked on the pod recently if you're baske and you're moving to America, you end up in Boise, Idaho. If you're Armenian, you end up in Glendale, California. Yeah. In the eighteen hundreds , if you were a German immigrant coming to the New World, you went down and you came up through New Orleans, up the Mississippi River and the big enclave was St. Louis . So in the eighteen fifties , a teenager, Adolphus Bush comes to America and he starts living in Bush as in BUSCH as in Bush , you know Not the pube area, but the beer guy. What about the gardens? Bush gardens . Yeah it is that same in fact But so he tries he starts being a businessman and he's like a shipping guy importer exporter, but then he marries a lady named Lily Eberhard Anheizer and her dad is Eberhard Anheizer. So he marries I'm sort of seeing where the names are coming from. So she's a Neppo man . So then in eighteen seventies he once he's married in, it's like, well, can I be your business partner? And he's like, yeah, and then Anheiser had been making like shitty beer, like the Bavarian Beer Company or something like that, but it wasn't popular . So young Adolphus Bush, he was like, hey, I know this good beer. Like in Germany, there's this town called Budweis and they make this like light crushable pilsner . So what if like let's let's get that recipe and let's say that too he's like it's crushable dude if you're out with your hoys it's like he's like it's a major porch pounder my man. It's a porch pou nder, but don't get mogged . But I do think that that was a problem with the beer was that in St. Louis, like the German people will drink stanky German beers, but I don't think any of them were catching on in Americ a. So they were like for business reasons, they were like, let's get this crushable boot vice and then they called it Budweiser and pasturized it. I don't actually understand the process, but like milk ? m Lilkike, turning raw milk into normal milk, like the raw milk kit on Instagram . But we have Louis Pasteur to thank for pasteurization. Wait, is that for real? I thought pasteurization was like they thought it was like a pasture, like a pasture of hots. I've only heard it with milk and I thought it's like that's where the cows eat from the pasture . I mean, it would make it would make sense because he 's like is he the antibiot ic guy? Let me look that up before we get deep into this . Before we get too deep in I'm not don't know what I'm talking about. I think that other than just being crushable and light on the taste, I think pastor past urization made them be able to like ship it around. So it catches on it becomes a big beer. And then I'm gonna guess that that means heating and cooling . I think pasteurizing is you bring right, like putting it, putting it in the bottle, boiling it, maybe You like boil it, cool it, put it in a bottle. That sounds right. That's got to be that. It sort of standardizes it. No, I'm thinking of homogenization. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, so Louis Pastor, French born december eighteen twenty two, died in eighteen ninety five, was a French chemist, pharmacist, microbiologist, and renowned for his discoveries of the principles of vaccination, microbial fermentation exacerization. Yeah , so this guy knew stuff . He's to blame for all of this. See he cure polio with his vaccine ? Uh , maybe let me see. He's got a long list of things he's known for. Lookin' at his IMTB. Anthrax vaccine, cholera rabies vaccine , pasteurization , pasteurpipet. He's known for the pasture pipette . I don't see that Bother a vaccine so creator of autism proud creator of autism . Well, so then all of the bushes from that point forward, basically of what the next hundred years is it like Adolphus Bush and his wife Lily Anheizer. They have a kid and they name him August Anheizer Bush . So then through the whole nineteen hundred ' s, we have August one, August two, August three, August four . And that's what's funny fun about reading that book was like it's like August two, Gussie, he it's very like succession because he was like in like the nineteen forties . He's a guy like was really charismatic in St. Louis. He like wore a cowboy hat and went to cardinals games and everybody loved him and they're like, this guy fucking racks man. Gus two. Gus is that all it takes? We can we could go down to Saint Louis and do that . Well, we should go to the Budweiser factory when we're down if we have a day off. We should. I think there's a whole like brick like complex around where the cardinals play. That's all still very budweiser . That's our last day of that tour, right? Not toward the end. No, we end in Chicago. That's right. We're on the twenty third at I OFest. I was going to say we can add an extra day and do a little day of Budwise. Go ahead, go ahead. Day . Well, no, the just one very successiony thing was Gus Two, the charismatic guy. Everybody loved him, but then he held on too long. So like he's an old guy in the seventies and gus three had to do a succession thing where like the shareholders had to vote out the old guy and the son had to like confront him like surprise him in the board room and voting against him. And we're taking the hat . But I'm bold up top . Isn't it funny when you think of the successionness of stuff . It's like , yeah, they make beer, but it's like making beer is like not anything these guys are even thinking about. You know, when you get that high up, it's like , I don't have a passion for beer anyway. My job is money and being rich entertaining people and talking. It is funny though, think these billionaire guys that only just like eat caviar and drink champagne, when they're giving speeches or appearing at conferences . They're like wearing cowboy boots and holding up . It's like these days like the David Zaslavs and stuff like that who are who are like, yeah, I'm the CEO of a movie company now. I might as well be Colgator Paul Molive, who gives a fuck? My job is to make ten million dollars . I treat making movies like I would pulling oil out of them. The product is the last thing. It doesn't matter to them at all. Like they don't interact with the product. It's crazy. Another thing I had mentioned to you guys was that Gus Four in the eighties had like a chap aquittic thing where he was like is this like the Freddy movies where every other one is good? Gus four . Yeah. And they're like the original guy's back . Gus four was like a rich teenage dickhead with a porsche and it was like chapaquitic. He like flipped his porsche and killed a girl. It's like eighties, you said? In the eighties. And it was like, but then like charges were never filed, which is really fishy. It's like, oh, Anheiser Bush came in and bought off the family and the it was like nasty shit . But I think the big thing about the modern era was this that Gus III had brought in this brilliant Don Draper guy named Bob Lackkey. Bob Lacky is a famous adman who came up with Spuds McKenzie, the Frogs, Wass . Oh , he did all of that. All that one guy ? Yeah, like he was in charge of the team that then did all that shit . Wow, we salute him. Yeah, that's the other thing. Budweiser has awesome commercials. Like they've got such a good branding. We the fact that we started our eyes started by being like, I love that fucking logo . That's all I care about. I'm not a beard taste. Also light , bud light is like even more comedy leaning. Dilly Dilly? Dilly Dilly? Dilly Dilly. Well, was up was Bud Light, right? Was that Bud Light? Yeah, yeah. Bud Light goes the funny root and Budweiser goes the Colts, you know, root the Clyde Yeah, the Clydesdale's. They had like Shane Gillison and Post Malone Bud Light's been doing superbleros for like three, four years now. I honestly don't think Bud Heavy bothers with those commercials. I feel like post Malone and Shane Gilles this are all the blue can, right? I feel like right. And I think Bloodweizer is just it's prestige, it's horses . It's the Bill of Rights . As we stand right now , Bud Bud Weiser is owned by a guy gobbled up by InBev so it's Anyizer Bush AB INVEV is a giant conglomerate , but Bud Light is the third biggest beer in America. Number one right now is Mick Ultra. Medello really? Medello is number two. Okay Medello Dethron ed Bud Light like a year ago. And then last fall, Mick Ultra because it's low carbo and weird . Very, I knew it as like a golf beer, but I feel like they've been marketing a lot on all sporting events and stuff on all courses. State market to like fun runs and like, yeah . Cyclists and runners. I mean, it's I like it. It has very little taste, but it's it's the definition of crushable. You know what I'm doing for my round two , I also bought a bud light. I'm gonna do Bud Light . Oh my Michael, that's clever. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make my own Bud Light Lime. Hey , what's the recipe? Just put a little lime juice in there. That's awesome. Yeah, why not? Have you ever had anyone put a reason I ever said that is because someone did this to me at a bar and I didn't know them. I was like, Hey, but you take tabasco and do a few drops of Tabas qu ae in pinea beer. It's called a barn burner. Ooh, that's a good idea. This guy was like, Now you got a barn burner? I was like, Well, I don't know who you are. Well, he did that to you. He gave you a little book tobacco. That's what it does. Bernie's Beenery. Hey, what's putting salt in a beer called ? Gilada, salt and lime? Oh , I feel like that's just like a Midwest weird thing. Salt beer. Just like a few taps of salt and hurt. Just putting salt in the beer. Okay, interesting. But I misspoke. I'm not doing a bud light lime. I'm making a bud heavy lime. Oh , yeah. Salt. Why don't you boil the bud and get some of the fat out of it . Like the curds of fat come to the top and you serve them . Maybe I'll take out some of the globules. All right, folks, we're gonna take a quick break and when we come back, final thoughts I like to shake in She got me truck ma'am She got the slot dude you got the tanks come me . You got me bottle Buddy boy. Oh you got me and we're back. We're talking Budweiser and Mike's crack in a bud like glug Luglug look at 'em go. Ooh, that's a much different taste. I put in that lime juice. Yeah, it's that much different, but it's noticeable. How was it? I put in that lime juice started bubbling like crazy. At first it was lying dormant on top, but then I put in a little stir stick and gave it tiny the tiniest stir like, I don't know if it's the sugars or the acids from the lime juice that things started foaming all over my counter made a fucking mess. Ooh, gave you the badger effect. Rear . So you're not so are you drinking that now or I'm drinking it in real time live on pod. How does it taste? Does it match up to the real? I don't like bud light lime. I can do like one of those. It's a fakey lime, yeah. It's a fakey lime, but it's fine. It's good pool beer in the sun. I bet when you're drinking now tastes probably like a corona in lime. You know what I mean? Well, that's kind of an easy logger beer. You know, like some people flinch at putting lime in a in like a non Mexican like in a non Mexican logger or surveyor or something. You can put any citrus in any beer. Yeah, it doesn't especially cheap beer, yellow, it's like the thing about servasos is they're living in the light. So it's like, yeah, any cheap beer would helps by opt out of the lime in the survey side. I like just the beer taste . Well, it's funny 'cause Corona is not cheap, so it is kind of funny to make that one taste lime. I like Pacifico the best though, that's my I like that the label of Pacifico is my favorite. That's that's the of the What about Victoria that with a long neck bottle? That's nice. That's pretty good . It's okay. Dodgers stadium is all Astraya . Oh yeah, I don't I never see that outside of Dodger Stadium, Australia or rarely . Mike, how is the bud light when you do it back to back with the bud? Yeah, is it noticeably lighter? Does it have a sugary taste like Tim said? I don't know I could see the sweetness of it, but you know, it's funny it just feels like more, maybe it's just 'cause I just opened it, but it just feels like foamier in your mouth, not there's definitely like a density or at least my brain is feeling like there's a density. Difference. A density difference. Well, that also I can imagine that like the lack of taste would make you think more about the texture . Your other sense takes over . Your other senses make up for it like daredevil . It's exactly like that . I didn't do anything different in round two, but I loved round running and I got a nice buzz going and round two is delicious. It sounds like you liked round run a little too much. Round one, Tim, please. We're not drunk. Well, here's the problem. But you're drunk. Since I do have I am feeling a little tipsy, I feel like I have my little bit of beer, liquid courage on it. I need to confess something to you guys. Oh, oh shit. You got you got the your vigor is up and this is going on the RSS. Are you sure? I'm sure because I'm so drunk. I'm going ad tomit you guys there's something that I did in the past and I swore I wouldn't do it again and I was doing good but I kind of relapsed and unfortunately I hacked Scott Stacks I hacked Scott Stap's laptop. No, you scot t Stack 's laptop . I hacked Scott Stap's laptop . Where the hell you can Scott Stap's lap top ? Well , I was invited over for brunch at the Creed Lead Singer's House. I went down into his basement. I took out his computer. I hacked it. I keep saying you're in the basement . Yeah, wait, has this happened before? It's happened once before and I promised I wouldn't do it again, but tips, so I'm admitting to you that I hacked Scott's disc . I've relapsed. You relapsed. I put it three on a hard drive, on a flash drive, I put in my underwear be hind. I got it out of there and I thought I found an early cut of one of his creed song . Do you have it with you? Did you bring the file? Let me I'm sending it to Jeff right now . Okay, it's it's coming through. Yeah , should be the little ticker ticker bar is going. Speeding up to the satellite. Okay, the ticker is hitting the satellite bar here, Jeff. Yeah. Just hit the firework. Hold on. Okay, so we're gonna need to fire might need to bring the hacker around a little bit. Yeah, hack through that, Jeff, if you could hack hack through. Yeah, we're in. Okay. Good. Great, perfect. When drinking , I have one request of you at this time, my friend and when getting beers , my fear just what say 'cause I don't wanna hear the qu ars or m ailer names . 'Cause there's a lager with the choice rice from a brown bottle or a can that is not gray . So let's order . Let's speak up and say come on , let's order something beachwood can you drink but wiser From a place Saint Lou can you drink but wiser ? Pull her in face and then go pee . Sibly I hacked stabs laptop. Why do you relapse the next Scott Stap's laptop? I relapse Scott Stack laptop relapse . Tim e. First of all , that was meant to be on that laptop because that's clearly not good . The music was the level was so low and the vocals was the vocals are it's mainly mix issues. Yeah, it's a poor it's a poorly engineered track.y Lrically, it's ready to go . Yeah, lyrically it's better than can you take me higher? Yes, yes. Can I drink Budweiser? It would be what he was doing? That kind of reminds me of that Tracy Chapman song that's like, It's gotta be Coz, it's gotta be . It's got to be wise. Is that Tracy? Chapman? No, no, that's somebody else. Meredith Baxter? Meredith Baxter Bernie . I don't know who that is got to be bad . That was that's exciting deserve deserve. That's right. That's guy, that's exciting to go to Scott Sts Heousepp,' B in his basem ent, see his computer. What's his laptop? What's the background? What's his desktop looking like? Create stuff. So he has it's a Mac. It's the OS , the operating system is Monterrey . Ooh, nice. So the default background was like a forced . That's nice . Yes . Well Well, thanks . I'm glad you did that, Tim. And like always, the show is sponsored by BVD Brand Briefs. I'm glad you did that. Yeah, Tim, I'm relieved that you relapsed and hacked Scott Stack's laptop. Good Well, being honest about it and sharing the sort of sharing the fruit, that's pretty nice. I would think Budweisers should promote that way. Like, hey, after one and a half budweisers, you'll be motivated to be more honest with your co hosts. You'll have the guts to go into a rocker's house and steal his data . After only eighteen ounces of our brew , you will be you will be you will speak true . Yes, you will speak the true true . The true true From Cloud Atlas? I never saw Cloud Atlas. Can you believe it ? Is that the true true? That is the true true, on the real . Tom Hanks says Kunt in that movie. That's kinda interesting. And Tom Hank's not normally a swear. No, no, no, no. Here he is in Cloud Atlas saying the word is the C word . Now he plays a few different characters in that film. Is it like a British guy and therefore that's why he says it because throw that around? He's like an asshole, he's like a British blow heart and he's not the only character he plays. Timmy plays multiple dudes. Yeah Now this movie spans decades eons , perhaps ? Yeah, sort of spans the imagination as well. That's a lot of people make fun of it, but I remember admiring the ambition of it. Like it feels like it was probably a good novel and hard to make as a movie, but I admired the ambition. Who directed that movie ? Wachowskis? That's what I thought. Oh, that's that sounds familiar. Post Matrix. You know what I saw was Speed Racer? Have you seen Speed Razer? No, but people like that movie. People say it's good. It's insane. Insane, good or is it just like cool to watch? Well, insane. It's cool, weird, different. It's not like anything you've seen. Is it entertaining or is it like, hey, this is bad? I'm laughing at that. You should check it out. But it's like get some people together and you'll be like, well, this is wild. I'm like tripping out. I'll get some people. Maybe I'll get the one Wakowski and two Wakowski. Yeah, maybe I want that for the people, Jeff. Geez . I'm a fool myself Do you guys know a friend of the band Nick Nanny, comedian Nick Nanny? Yes. Yes, Nick Tomers, of course, yes. One time I was at his apartment back when he lived in New York on his the night of his birthday as the was winding down, he was like, Let's put on a movie. He put on speedracer and we watched Speed Racer. Mike, do you remember that? No, I maybe I was at the time, I didn't know it was a Wakowski film, but I'm also realizing me and you and Nick in New York went and saw Matrix reloaded together and he was like,, ye weah gotta go see Ray Jax reload. So this guy brings me out to the Lesser Wakowski projects. That's he's a wonder kowski, lesser what Kauski, Wakowski, what am I saying? I'm saying Chao, you guys could do what you want. Chow sounds right. You're a film guy. I'm not. Yeah, wa cow . Wa Cow ? Waquao. All right, and now we turn our attention to our final adjudication . Budweiser's, it before the committee, before the triumvirate Michael, your thoughts, please. We all know what we're going to say here. I think it's an organ, but I think it's an all timer. This is a what do we call this God ? Stone cold Stone Cold classic. Speaking of Stone Cold, he used to drink Budweiser's Stone Cold Steve Off. Yes, he did. He used to crack them in a, I mean, I'm not a wrestling guy. I don't like wrestling, but he used to kind of pound them together, have one in each hand, boom, and then kind of dump 'em both over his head into his mouth. Yeah , like he was wasting a lot of them. He was kind of getting everyone. Yeah. He would drink beers the way cookie monster would eat cookies, you know? Yeah . You love 'em so much, but you fucking run through quite a bit of it A lot of waste. A lot ends up on the floor. Yeah, a lot of waste. You would think Cookie Monster would savor them. Yeah, I know. He's like freak . Well these they would they would cut away , you know, Cookie Monster does his bit and they what they don't show is him like picking the cookies up the floor and eating every last like crumb . That would bump people out . Yeah, watching him have to sweep . He's like scraping him up with his blue hands. Oh, it's disgusting to watch. My lower back hurts All right, well you should have eaten so crazy. He eats too crazy. Jeff, what's your Tim, what's your what's he eat too crazy ? My review, I'm right there with the stone cold classic. This is to me, it's the Coca Cola beers, tastes like beer, smells like beer. I think I'm onto something with the sweetness, even in the butt heavier. I think there's something there that keeps us hooked slightly sweet, but the bottle is so much nostalgia, the can , the mic's mug. I love Bernie's in Brooklyn, how they have buds draft , like frosty mugs of bud on draft. I love that. Ooh, frosty mugs. That's good. I also love the fact that people are going to be coming out to St. Louis on july twenty first. They're going to be seeing us at Blueberry Hill the Duck Room. The only ding I have against these budwiser beer is I've had one in three quarters of one and all I can think about is pizza and I'm trying to eat healthy this week and this beer makes me don't you want to eat a pizza? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yes. The bud heavy does more. Like makes you want it to pizza . You just want to add to that shitty . And not even good pizza. Shitty pizza. Like the worst dominoes. I want dominoes. Can you believe that? You're gonna get it. Here's the problem. I have in my freezer right now a frozen Chicago style Gino zeast pepperoni pizza. I'm trying not to eat that. I've got Greek salad stuff in the fridge that I should be eating . And you will, and you must. That sounds good. And I must. You know what I'll say to, you say this iconic and we talked start talking about the label . The Budweiser Heavy label is great. The bud light is so , I mean you recognize it, but it's just so nothing. It's just like no it's not say that it's got its own thing going compared to the compared to like a blue can? It's got its own aesthetic man . It does, it does, but compared to the classic Budweiser look, it's like, wow, that's really look at this one like let's just make it really simple. When I see that blue can, I only think NFL. Like I feel like it's only a Sunday afternoon. No kidding. I feel like they spend all that ad money on the NFL . Guys , the Budcan, you're right . Iconic aesthetic. It's a sleigh for the Gen Z listeners. And I like that it looks it looks important to me. I read it like I read a doctor Brauner's label or a dollar bill . It feels like there's a lot going on. It feels I know it's gonna outlive me , these beers, this company, especially if you keep drinking those beers . That's right. Folks, it's an order again and again and again. It's a Stone Cold classic. Yeah, give me a hell yeah . It's probably gonna be one of the big episodes for us. So congratulations to you. Hopefully Congratulations on our financial boon . Yeah make sure to make room in your bank account for a bunch of new dollars. Yeah . Yes, I told the bank it makes you make a little extra space. Dust off some of my older cash. I want it to look good for when the new stuff shows up. We're gonna end up being like these August the third or fourth type guys we're rich billionaires but publicly we're like, I love to have a beer . Like who was the McDonald's CEO who like was it was it McDonald's who was just like, Yes, I love the hamburger. Oh yeah funny. He's like the taste profile is much closer to what we want. Taste profile insane. Oh, Mielin, can you put in what Jeff says is a stone cold classic as well? Can you put in Steve Austin like, Oh hell yeah, something like that. 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Possibly, we don't actually remember what happened to bro gan Bailey, but whatever happened to him? He lost his farm slash wife, question mark. He burned down his wife Bye folks. We love ya. Bye peace Well, Tim Jeff and me went to the Hollywood Hills up to a famous big shot party serving cocaine and pills all the beautiful people snorting lines by the mile , hopped up super models, two of their drugs and styles. There was a ball full of banza' t as big as trees a mountain of cocaine but we forgot schemes The host of the party sauntered up to our side . He said hey sloppy boys. Want to go for a ride? I got messed and strokes . Morphine and weed , uppers and downers , methan, LSD . I can make you three fly. You just tell me what you need . So I leaned in close and said now listen to me . We have other bear . There's another truck right up here. We have on a bear He led us to the cab and he handed us some cups . But no one else was drinking hey . More for us . Three chicks came on over . There were the perfect sh ape and size. They said we like to laugh and you seem like funny guys . Well we all got to talk in maybe this party didn't suck . were They single, ready to mangle and wear guys like the fuck . The blond once said this is boring and we're gonna run back to our house with a hot tub and do your wanna come . I leaned in close and put my lips to her ear and said Sorry , honey , but didn't you hear ? We have other band . We have other band . Let me make this crystal quality. What have all the band We like to bear in tangle . We don't do drugs that she . But have other bear . Now there's three of us don't hold our lig well a few cups of beer and well drunk is hell . As the night went we sort of fell apart , a supermodel asked me Hey , did you just fly? I said I wants it to you . It's a natural thing , but her boyfriend shoved my shoulder and said, Yeah, but it really sticks . I looked to Tip and Jeff, hey boys , we're gonna braw Jeff was by a shelf with an autograph baseball . The owner chewed him out. Come on, Jeff , that's not a toy. Tim was talking around low. He kept calling him Roy . At this point, I had lost my hat and car keys , but I couldn't drive anyway. Shit, I could barely see . We found a guitar and sang piano man , but the guests wouldn't join us. They suggested we scram Scram, you lave , but we barely question first besides if you want us to leave. You'll have to catch us first . We have other bands . We have other a fair s on the drug kind of yeah we're head on there on there Let me make a dr, fuck were hair for