Threevisiting: John Squibb

Trying to See Ep

Jul 2, 202658 minSummary

In this episode of Threedom, hosts Paul, Lauren, and Scott lean into their signature style of chaotic, wide-ranging conversation. The trio begins by jokingly lamenting their status as one of many podcasts, humorously debating whether they might eventually become America’s last podcast. They attempt to engage in their ongoing segment involving an escape-room-style lockbox, though they quickly abandon the task after struggling with cryptic, nonsensical clues and tiny print. The hosts transition into a nostalgic discussion about cartoons, sharing their thoughts on the evolution of animation and the frantic, sometimes eerie nature of newer shows. Their conversation drifts into personal anecdotes, including an entertaining segment where they compete in an impromptu spelling bee. This activity sparks debates over the nuances of English orthography and leads to humorous realizations about words they have misunderstood for years. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a playful, conversational atmosphere, sharing relatable stories about the small frustrations of everyday life—such as the trials of street parking and the absurdity of local rumors—while keeping the listener entertained with their candid and unpredictable chemistry.

Threevisiting: "He's Cucking Your Dad"

Jun 30, 202659 minSummary

In this episode of Threedom, hosts Scott Aukerman, Paul F. Tompkins, and Lauren Lapkus reunite after a brief hiatus to catch up on their lives and share stories. The conversation begins with a lighthearted look back at the show’s history and the hosts' various high school theater experiences, before transitioning into a discussion about their recent holiday activities. A primary focus of the episode is Lauren’s trip to an immersive Bluey-themed event with her daughter. The hosts analyze the experience, dissecting the odd power dynamics of the interactive exhibit and the challenge of keeping a child entertained for a forty-five-minute block. This leads into a wider discussion about children’s entertainment and the hosts' own evolving family lives, including a candid segment where the group discusses impending parenthood. Throughout the episode, the trio maintains their signature dynamic, blending observational humor with the long-running in-jokes and playful, sometimes contentious, rapport that defines their friendship. They also touch on the absurd lyrics of holiday songs and the peculiarities of adult social interactions, keeping the conversation unpredictable, silly, and deeply personal.

Baberaham Pizza

Jun 25, 20261h 0mSummary

In this episode of Threedom, hosts Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkis, and Scott Aukerman dive into a typically eclectic mix of pop culture nostalgia and absurd hypotheticals. The conversation kicks off with a humorous look back at spelling bee documentaries and their own playful, bizarre inside jokes. The trio soon transitions to a discussion about modern technology and robotics, expressing skepticism toward humanoid robots being designed for social tasks like dancing or service work, with the hosts questioning the practical utility of such inventions. The conversation naturally shifts toward home life and domestic chores, leading to a lighthearted debate about the necessity of self-cleaning bathtubs and the chilling concept of the movie The Purge. This prompts a creative riff on a potential Purge-themed film spinoff involving ghosts. Finally, the hosts touch upon their reality television habits, specifically debating the merits and confusing variety of 90 Day Fiancé spinoffs. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their signature improvisational chemistry, jumping seamlessly from philosophical questions about AI to the relatable struggles of managing daily life and entertainment choices.

Threevisiting: You May Be An Redneck

Jun 23, 20261h 15mSummary

In this episode of Threedom, hosts Paul, Lauren, and Scott engage in their trademark brand of conversational chaos. The discussion kicks off with humorous reflections on the passage of time and the shift in local news programming, leading to a lighthearted debate about television scheduling and the bizarre, low-stakes nature of modern news segments. As the conversation progresses, the hosts dive into their current pop culture obsessions. Lauren and Scott share their deep dive into the survival reality series Alone, marveling at the contestants’ extreme tactics and physical hardships in the wilderness. This leads to a funny debate about which host would last the longest in such a high-stakes environment. Additionally, the group touches on their experience catching up with Vanderpump Rules, specifically navigating the infamous Scandaval plotline. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain their playful rapport, punctuated by tangents on Halloween decorations, horror movie characters, and the frustrations of television shows that end seasons on cliffhangers. The episode encapsulates the show’s unique appeal: a blend of relatable, funny, and entirely unpredictable banter among close friends.

Hakuna Batata

Jun 18, 20261h 4mSummary

In this episode of Threedom, titled Hakuna Batata, the hosts embark on their signature brand of chaotic and meandering conversation. The episode kicks off with a humorous and frustrated critique of packaging, specifically the difficulty of opening bags of vegetable chips, which leads to a playful debate about the nature of picnics and chip-eating etiquette. The discussion transitions into lighthearted, anecdotal territory as the hosts explore childhood memories and food aversions. They delve into the specific trauma associated with certain comfort foods, such as cheese-stuffed hot dogs and the classic, yet questionable, appeal of TV dinners. This leads to a funny exchange about naming conventions for snacks, including the linguistic differences regarding sprinkles. Later, the hosts touch upon musical nostalgia, attempting to identify and sing bits of songs while debating what qualifies as classic rock in the modern era. The episode concludes with a reflection on public speaking, as Lauren recounts her recent experience delivering a commencement speech at her former high school. She shares the nerves and emotional weight of the ceremony, offering a vulnerable look at the disconnect between performing and speaking as oneself.

Threevisiting: There's Nothing But Death For You Here

Jun 16, 20261h 4mSummary

In this episode of Threedom, the hosts dive into a characteristically wide-ranging and eclectic conversation. The discussion begins with an amusing, albeit bizarre, anecdote about one host consuming fifty-five hamburgers and forty-nine hot dogs in a single week. This leads to a surreal back-and-forth about human anatomy and a detour into biblical stories, specifically the controversial tale of Jesus cursing a fig tree. The hosts analyze the logic behind this miracle and debate the merits of evangelizing versus keeping one’s religious beliefs private. The conversation eventually shifts to pop culture and trivial obsessions, including a deep dive into actor Pablo Schreiber and his portrayal of Nick Sobotka in The Wire. The hosts express confusion over a small tattoo of the mathematical constant pi on the character's neck, sparking a humorous debate about whether the ink belonged to the character or the actor. They also touch upon their own lack of tattoos and contemplate why they have never felt compelled to get inked. The episode concludes with a relaxed chat about their current television watching habits, including forays into Doctor Who and reality shows.

Stop Being Such an Osscheek

Jun 11, 202653 minSummary

In this episode of Threedom, the hosts embark on a rambling and eclectic journey that begins with a discussion about the peculiar pressures of summer relaxation before veering into a deep, enthusiastic breakdown of the classic musical Carousel. The hosts recount the plot in reverse, dissecting Billy Bigelow’s arc, the musical’s iconic songs, and the strange nature of his redemptive journey. Their theatrical commentary eventually transitions into personal anecdotes, including stories about the Jerry Lewis telethon, unique travel experiences, and their shared fascination with hat-wearing habits. The conversation maintains a characteristically playful tone, with the trio engaging in lighthearted debates about their own privileged backgrounds and hypothetical lives as pirates. They also touch upon mundane frustrations, such as airport security protocols and the joys of getting a library card. Throughout the episode, the hosts demonstrate their signature chemistry, turning everyday observations and historical trivia into humorous, meandering dialogue. The episode captures the quintessential Threedom spirit, where topics shift rapidly from serious musical analysis to the absurdity of daily life, all delivered with wit and a relaxed, conversational flow.

Threevisiting: Third Time Shame on the Charm

Jun 9, 20261h 8mSummary

In this episode of Threedom, the hosts embark on a characteristically meandering journey through various absurd topics. The conversation begins with a debate regarding the specific definitions and social expectations of meals, specifically focusing on the odd concept of a supper party. This leads to a wider discussion on dining habits, including the hosts' shared disdain for waiting in lines at restaurants and their complicated feelings toward breakfast. The episode hits a high note when the group recounts personal anecdotes about finding lost dogs. One host shares a harrowing story involving a missing pet during a crisis, which spirals into a playful, nonsensical debate about the origins of golf balls and bizarre animal behavior. The hosts also reflect on childhood memories, including a confusing overheard conversation at an airport involving a man named Henry who mysteriously grew five inches and started a table saw business. Throughout the discussion, the hosts maintain their signature improvisational style, effortlessly transitioning from mundane logistical frustrations to hilarious, imaginative tangents that explore the strangeness of daily life.

Is One Of Them From Meatballs?

Jun 4, 20261h 2mSummary

In this episode of Threedom, the hosts embark on a characteristically digressive journey that wanders from brainstorming a nineties-themed episode to conceptualizing a NASA-style countdown for their podcast numbering. The conversation shifts toward theater and pop culture, with anecdotes about Broadway experiences, the nuances of being a contestant on a game show, and a deep, nostalgic dive into the television series The Incredible Hulk. The hosts reminisce about the show’s unique structure, Bill Bixby’s performance, and the iconic, somber piano theme that accompanied the protagonist’s lonely departures at the end of each episode. As the discussion unfolds, the hosts share personal updates, including recent trips to Disneyland and their current reading lists. They delve into literary discussions, touching on books like The Men and various memoirs, while frequently veering off into humorous debates over song origins and celebrity trivia. The episode captures the group's natural chemistry as they move from heartfelt reflections to lighthearted banter, ultimately grounding the listener in their unique, unpredictable, and entertaining brand of storytelling.

Threevisiting: Bad Checks No Wait Wait Bad Checks

Jun 2, 20261h 1mSummary

In this episode of Threedom, the hosts embark on a sprawling and characteristically chaotic conversation. The discussion kicks off with an amusing deep dive into earworms, specifically focusing on jingles and original, catchy tunes that refuse to leave their heads, including one involving a humorous rendition of a macaroni and cheese song. The conversation eventually shifts to personal anecdotes from their recent lives, with a primary focus on travel and domestic updates. One host recounts a family trip to a popular theme park, detailing the intricacies of navigating park passes, the high costs of exclusive experiences, and the absurdity of expensive add-ons for kids. The hosts also share humorous reflections on their past living situations during their twenties, such as the questionable appeal of mattresses on the floor and the social pressures surrounding bathroom habits. Finally, they recount their varied experiences during a rare tropical storm in California, contrasting their different reactions to the weather, potential property damage, and the overall surreal nature of the event, which they spent largely indoors watching reality television.