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Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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Montaigne

May 6, 20261h 16m
Summary

In this episode of Off Menu, hosts Ed Gamble and James Acaster welcome musician Montaigne to the dream restaurant. The conversation begins with a lighthearted exchange about Shakespeare, tour life, and the hosts' signature comedic penchant for unsettling their guests. The discussion soon shifts to Montaigne’s new album, It’s Hard to Be a Fish. Montaigne shares the deeply personal inspiration behind the record, explaining how living by the sea informed the project’s sonic landscape, while themes of family estrangement, grief, and queer identity provide a complex emotional backdrop. Beyond the music, the trio engages in a lively debate about the absurdities of fine dining, touching on the merits of sparkling water, the paranoia of being in a hidden-camera experiment, and the nature of bread. Montaigne describes a penchant for "liquid heavy toast"—a dense, topping-loaded creation that starkly contrasts with the high-end, simple focaccia they request for their dream restaurant bread course. The episode blends serious artistic reflection with the podcast's trademark playful obsession with food logistics, secret restaurant ingredients, and humorous hypothetical scenarios.

Updated May 8, 2026

About This Episode

Australian musician, ARIA Award-winner and former Eurovision contestant Montaigne – aka Jessica Alyssa Cerro – is this week’s dream diner. Will James bring up 2016?


Montaigne is touring Australia in August for the 10th anniversary of their Glorious Heights album. For dates and tickets go to montaignemusic.com.au

Listen and buy Montaigne’s latest album ‘it’s hard to be a fish’ here.

Follow Montaigne on Instagram and TikTok @actualmontaigne


Watch the video version of this episode on the Off Menu YouTube on Thu 7 May.


Off Menu is now on YouTube: @offmenupodcast

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And go to our website www.offmenupodcast.co.uk for a list of restaurants recommended on the show.


Off Menu is a comedy podcast hosted by Ed Gamble and James Acaster.

Produced, recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Video production by Ben Williams and Megan McCarthy for Plosive.

Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design).


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